Arumba The Phantom of the Jews - Crusader Kings II
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- čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
- The tale of Arumba's Fabulous Cancerous Kingdom of Kingdom of David
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Very well done man, I can't imagine the amount of time you put into finding all the bits you use for something like this. Great work!
I must say Arumba. Somebody needs to write book about your CKII campaigns. There are more intrigues than in GOT.
Arumba
Jesus, you have such a great skill in GSG. And you are having fun, when I treat them as a exercise
teach me senpai!!!
OMG Senpai has noticed you Long Game Short
Eskalante, if I may toot my own horn I often left a comment on this Let's Play series where I interpreted the events of the episode as if they were a story being told.
The most extensive one was at part 56. After that it kinda petered out.
King Tengene II, gay Jewish African warlord, a cancerous loon, and a holy crusader.
A wise man.
Not a Crusader. He'd be the man against whom the Christians would have been Crusading
Weird those people live up to 100 years old usually, I know them in person
*+waffleless* got to love the game
@@OkiOkiMataara 100 years old in the middle ages, are you sure?
As a child you should be able to plot to: 1. Stay up past your bedtime, 2. Lie to stay home sick from school, 3. Pull a rival queen's ponytail and 4. Push a rival into the mud
In those days, I believe homeschooling was (mostly) the only form of schooling, even for nobles and kings. There was little real "schools" in the modern sense, besides monasteries (which became the home for the ppl who lived there) and centers for theological education (Genoa's university, in northern italy, started off as such in the 1300-hundreds)
Amici Nybråten dude, it's a joke
Then maybe lie to stay in your playroom, sick from homeschool?
...plot to Revoke your kid sister's favorite toy, plot to Kill time, plot to Blame brother for spilling milk all over the kitchen floor...
20:58
"Who are these people?"
*Starts executing random people*
That was the best part.
Kalvin Castro x
I fucking lost it once he started killing off the dynasty of his dead lover.
Malcolm Wright
It was so upsetting, no one was ever allowed to have his last name, in order to properly commemorate him.
5:55 - 2 Back to back events:
1. "He cut my leg off"
2. "Rabbi Zula made me sprint around... I am glad I hired Zula"
My king had asthmatic behaviour; lung problems...ended up healed and fine...and castrated.
Died soon after.
His son heir; already in his 20s...took over...got something in the lung as well; same doctor...
Again; healed; again; castrated...
I just executed my doctor and lost the game soon afterwards; bc as a ballless tyrant you really dont fare well for long.
"Oh, my wife died. At least I noticed this time." xD
"Let's lick our wounds, amongst other things" as the lustrous gay man. Well done!
Allow me to peacefully siege your holdings.
Leopoldo Aranha Read this as soon as you said that.
Your idea to shorten these campaigns in brilliant. I hope your popularity will soon see proliferation.
"Children are filthy creatures"-Arumba, 2016.
Tangene and Iskinder..
Still a better love story then twilight.
aaaaand then he killed his dead lover's entire family
I mean so is throwing a baby off a balcony.
_5:55__ July 6th 887:_ Court Physician Zula *cuts off the king's leg.*
_5:57__ September 17th 887:_ Court Physician Zula *makes the king sprint around the keep.*
Arumba's Court Physician seems to be an epic troll.
_5:58__ October 2nd 887:_ Court Physician Zula fucks up the treatment of Zala. His days of trolling end with his head rolling.
Lmao
This is hilarious! Keep up the good work :D
I just want to congratulate Arumba on constructing a 100% historically accurate account of the mighty Gideon dynasty.
"I am rather wise.. In the bed room"
I used to watch this high as fuck to fall asleep.
There is an event when you are running around on your wooden horse, and a regent stands on a balcony. You have an option "Charge!" and the regent dies or is gravely wounded.
Im a Jew that lives in Israel. And I can get offended by some things. But this entire thing I laughed my ass off. Heres a sub. To any dumbasses saying this is offensive, its not. Its really not. Arumba is making a good laugh. I know he isnt a Nazi, as do most others. Hes a genius comedian. If you get offended, Im sorry, but you took this the wrong way.
EDIT: Oy vey
@@cibo889 xdxdxxdxxxxxddddd funni yoke
You have to do the one colab campaign of Arumba, Shenryyr and Kailvin. In which Arumba thinks all his kids were killed by Kailvin but in truth it was Shenryyr the whole time :)
Oh my, that sounds fantastic. I'll check it out.
wasn't that the doge of the hill campaign?
Norbert Falcó yeah
no, no that was a diffrent one.. in this campaign arumba was in flanders, kailvin was in provence and shen was in bohemia.. all became kings but arumba :) and it was the good old days where you could pay some money to kil someone instantly :)
they should totally do another campaign like that.
I love the "died of poor health" thing. I always imagine the character running around just fine, having a good day and then the next second he just stops and falls over and is dead.
HYPE! You're doing the lords work, man.
“Plot to build a sand castle”
If I wasn’t in constant pain due to the flu I’d be rolling on the floor
I like this rapid comedic style of playing CK2
THIS is the kind of content I love. Ck2 is basically a mangement game in between the interesting parts. While managing stuff yourself is funny, watching it for hours someone else do it, gets real boring real fast. So I strongly prefer this kind of Ck2 content with the jokes & wars and insanity mashed together.
But this playstyle. Jesus Arumba must do it on purpose. Like how hard is it to not declare mutiple wars at the same time haha
Hahahhahahahah she's a shrewd genius impaler... I love her!
I still watch this video every now and then reminiscing over how great this let's play was
Same
You should make montage of the infamous mega-campaign with Arumba, Northernlion and Mathas in which they forgot to turn off Sunset invasion...
Oh yeah, I've heard about it. Good suggestion.
That sounds amazing. Please do that, please
Yep, working on it. But it'll be a while. I actually messed up at first and started watching a different, older campaign ¯\__(ツ)__/¯
czcams.com/video/-fsl2fTT7U0/video.html
Long Game Short Looking forward to it. That campaign was _hysterical_
"who are these people?" *Bear roar* just perfect!
"throwing a baby off a balcony"
lion king gone wrong xD
We are the landed elite, born to compete!
C J Phantom Judaism!
"Let's go lick our wounds (heh) amongst other things"
"I was hoping to turn the whole world Gay."
new favorite Arumba quote.
Omg this must've taken so long to edit, great job, Arumba always says such funny shit haha
This was a fun series to watch from start to finish; the stories and character arcs are always entertaining in CK2 scenarios.
WW2: ends
Middle east: 00:10
"There's something really appealing about throwing a baby off a balcony." ~Arumba
Ill be honest, I don't really have the patience watching Arumba, because I want to play for myself( Even though I suck and he is pretty good)
This video is pretty neat though, collecting all the good parts in his series is really cool and probably taken alot of work.
Well done!
1:24 He died of cancer. Well, no shit, he didn’t have a face!
-Arumba
I forgot how great this campaign was. Cheers mate. Also, cheers, A Rumba.
Fucking masterpiece
"Mass murders, it feels good, doesn't it?"
Very ironic considering how you're playing as a jew.
feels good, indeed
Well; presuming we as humans indeed all are the same; we all may fall victim to the genocidal siren song
14:23 Slow down there Muhammad.
o megalol
absolutely hilarious. best campaign for arumba yet :D
*Wall Street Journalism intensifies*
This is glorious, hahah
Subscribing because holy shit this was the funniest thing I've seen all week
New Drinking Game: take a drink every time Arumba says Jew.
Thats just suicide
this compilation just makes it even more hilarious! Great work! Love it!
I also had a genius possessed character with insane stats. When he lost limbs in battle he grew them back (no joke) by the blessing of Satan, and in the last few years of his life he became a Werewolf.
This is the second or third time I've watched this, and I only just now noticed that the demonym Arumba gave for the Kingdom of David is "Cancerous."
Long Game Short - Makes Arumba content actually watchable
If you continue doing this amazing work you'll be massively popular before long. keep it up man!
The annual Passover is paired with the annual execution festival. Gives a different connotation to 'Passover'.
this is why I love CK2 there's nothing weirder sounding like "here's my kinsman, seduce him"
This is the video that got me into Arumba's channel and CK2. Thanks for that.
Oh man I just found you and you are doing the Lord's work. Thank you so much!
Arumba you one messed person... HAHAHAH I LOVE IT
OMG! You sir have won a subscriber. I always thought of doing some sort of compilation of all sh1t Arumba says, 'coz his CK2 playthrough are so filled with hilarious commentaries. Excellent work!
Finally found a ck2 player that has good humor
Probably my most rewatched story on CZcams
Always a fun vid to come back to.
I never encountered any frogs as a child. Presumably because all the other children beat me to them.
As a jew I approve what you’ve done
Dude u are god this is awsome keep them coming
I did not expect much from this play through, but this is a hidden gem so far! I’m subscribing, and I hope to see more CK2 content in the future!
I can't believe you asked, do I murder my first born son. In CK2, the answer to do I murder ______ is always yes.
Jesus, we need way more videos like that. Often there is not enough time to watch the whole F'n let's play!
This is really well done and was highly entertaining - thanks CZcams for finally suggesting a video to me that I actually liked!
Holy cow, man! You did a great job! I stopped watching vacuum cleaner robot some time ago, cuz it was getting ridiculous, but this summary format is great! Thanks for all the hard work and please do more!
I will, thank you too.
This is pure gold.
I don't want to think about how much effort, viewing and editing time went into this, though. :D
o god now i have to remember how terrible he was at closing his gates and remembering to change succession
This was so well done! Thanks for putting in the time!
The best way to watch an Arumba series.
"this sexy older man is gonna teach me the ways"
hahahaah this video deserves over 9000 likes
The intro alone is worth its weight in Jew gold.
0:55 Circumcision gone wrong.
CaptainCrape
TFW you get the cross eyed Mohel with shaky hand syndrome.
I freaking love these videos man! Arumba is bae! Splendid job!
How to be Arumba:
Step 1: finish all your sentences with *"in the bedroom"*
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
I just found this channel. I am excited about the backlog I can go through!
All this cancer though. Must be whatever they're smoking.
A really awesome edit/compilation/whatever. Really looking forward to your next ones!
holy shit those executions at 12:13 are hilarious
It's...it's...so beautiful!!
Made my day!
7:40 So true....at least I did.
Yo dude. Your victory is an inspiration to us all.
This guy deserves way more subs, subbed 2 minutes in.
When i hear the sentence “we have stabilized, yeii!” I know it’s gonna be good
My game never runs this smooth
" children are filthy creatures" arumba 2017 - 2017
All right, that compilation really was awesome.
I hope you won't stop producing them anytime soon!
fucking christ seeing this as a new player is just mind bogling
Thank you Mr. Roomba; very cool.
yes Arumba, Jews like money, the joke was even funnier the 500th time you said it. Truly Comedy Gold
That was beautiful.
The funniest thing on CZcams this just proves marimba is crazy
this is the most amazing thing ever. hahaha. If I didn't know the context of this game/arumba I would be very worried about this arumba character.
I thought this was the series where his one character got cancer constantly but came out better than before due to treatments
this is AWESOME. This must be one of the least PC ck2 campaigns ever.
Yay! I love it! :) There needs to be a love button. Seriously. Where's the love button?
a day after watching this video I got sick, either I'm of House Gideon or secretly Arumba and possible co-conspirator Long Game Short are giving people The Gideon Cancer.
_psst_ Try an experimental treatment. I hear it's very good and not dangerous at all.
In all seriousness, I hope you get well soon