Its a shame Hank didn't keep reading because right afterwards the Elf Lord cooked venison on his propane grill with his magically enchanted propane accessories.
I like how Peggy, in this episode, learned to stop trying to impress people who don't give a shit about her and instead, finding comfort in a group of misfits (as well as bringing interest in reading to a group of men who, otherwise, wouldn't be interested).
Yeah, by far the best part of this episode was the ending to it. That closing shot still gets me. (the episode with Hank as the shop teacher is also a classic from start to finish)
I am just more annoyed about the improper use of terminology. breastplate it is a weird use in that context because it was described as woven implying that the armor was likely a gambeson though it could have been a brigandine as they are made of metal plates but a breastplate would have made more sence if the elf lord said he forged the wonderer a magic breastplate. I guess the writers did not really think much about it when they write the script.
@@nightwolf883 hahaha. This is where i would insert the video of a DEA agent saying "this is a glock 40, and i am the only one in this room responsible enough to carry it" right before he shoots himself in the leg. Just because they are cops doesnct mean they know more than the bare minimum.
@@manualblinking7456 you think I'm a hardened criminal just because i know not all cops, in fact very few, are gun experts? I'm flattered, but I haven't ever received so much as a parking ticket.
I thought of this episode when a local place in my area opened up with it being a salon in the front and a gun store in the back. It was hilarious seeing these “men's men" getting their haircut at what looked like a woman's hair place in the front. The back gunstore was set up pretty cool as well. Definitely one of the most interesting businesses I've ever walked into
@Derek Larouse I'm just saying, bud. This shop tends to give out weapons that fit the book. Were there any magnums in the Hunger Games? I don't know but it would've made the story better if it had magnums than bows. LOL
@@ulleruprising7237 It's based on the Shannara series. It's a good series, the ones coming out at the time of this episode. There was a triology which was well received. It's good. Terry Brooks wrote them. At the time of this episode was a big late 90s trilogy that lasted until early 2000s, this was before the whole game of thrones excitement. Shannara was what bobby was reading, they have elves.
@@101Volts gun prices don't really inflate like other things because of legislation changes and in the case a of a luger the collector and milsurp market, but yeah 900 bucks would be a pretty good deal now. Lugers have been one of the most highly sought after pistols by US soldiers and then collectors for almost a century since the german army adopted them. When they do show up on the market they routinely go for upwards of 2000
I love how Hank says "Bobby, television." even though he hates most TV he still thinks it's better than reading that book LOL Also, I love how peggy knows the name Glock but she pulls up a 1911 for Dale lmao
Funny enough if Hank actually realized that majority of those myths on elves an Goblins were based on Norse & Saxon mythology he’d probably change his mind.
I fucking love the Peggy Dale dynamic. I feel like they're both extra-aware of the situation while also both feigning ignorance to the silly narrative their rolling with.
Police: "Do you have a licence to sell guns, sir?" Dale: "What I sell is a lifesty-" Peggy: "We sell books! The guns are simply a promotional giveaway." Police: "Well okay then. So long as everyone leaves here with a book."
@@eviljoel moaning about people parroting the video is WAY more annoying. Parroting the video is often fun. Moaning about people doing it is never fun, and also has no point whatsoever. So rather than doing that, how about go read a book? :)
"Let me show you this stylisth 9mm Luger that comes free from $600 of quality science fiction." I never thought of this before, but since he has to buy the books first before getting the gun, he basically bought a library along with it. Say every book cost $13. $600/$13= around 46 books. Peggy's World of Books is clearing out stock like crazy because of this cop.
@@PhoenixAngel429 Except that would make the cop corrupt. I prefer to think the cop is actually following the law literally just so I can imagine him stuff the trunk of his cruiser with books. Obviously, the bikers are "buying" overpriced books because they only want books for target practice, hollowing them out for storage and occasionally reading them.
@TootTootMcbumbersnazzle How do you center your life around a warped perspective of Japanese society, and then get shocked when people call you a weeb? 😂
Marking up bar nuts exorbitantly and giving a glass of whiskey away away with it "for free" was a pretty common way people found a loophole in prohibition
@TootTootMcbumbersnazzle Oh, I don't mean at the same time. I'm just saying what they did in this episode, because those bikers did indeed read some of those books so that Peggy could have her book club.
This week's promotion, a free 12 guage shotgun with purchase of Hemingway's complete works. The German lugar should be paired with the diary of Anne Frank
What would she know about weapons? Also glocks are more common than 1911s, anyhow. Considering that they're cheaper and more effective if we're considering magazine size, and the fact that you don't have to cock it immediately after reloading. Anyway, with all of that in mind. Doesn't surprise me that she could make a mistake like that. 😂
@@totalstranger9880 Under federal law, you need to purchase a tax stamp to possess a suppressor. The process for obtaining that tax stamp is a bit on the lengthy side due to needing background checks that aren't simple NICS checks.
@@totalstranger9880 Federal law supersedes state law. The state can choose not to enforce federal law, but they cannot impede the federal government from enforcing its own laws. Also... I'm going to guess that bill passed quite a bit after King of the Hill was airing.
Actually a gun and book store is pretty cool. Buy 20 German themed books and get a free Luger. Buy 20 books centered around the american conflicts of WW2 and get a free M1 Garand
Dude if I was a member of a book club and I met someone who ran a book store that sold guns, I wouldn't give a shit about the fact they sell guns, I'd just think 'wow, they run a book store? That's incredible!'
The Dwarves dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khaz- uh Khaz- what in the got-dang is this word? They dug too deep, I tell you what.
We had a nice little used bookstore in town. Then the woman running sold it, it got turned into a comic book and used bookstore. It is now closed, the next closest one is a 25 minute drive, and I don't care much for getting mine at the thrift stores in town.
Its a shame Hank didn't keep reading because right afterwards the Elf Lord cooked venison on his propane grill with his magically enchanted propane accessories.
hmm
he better of cooked it medium-rare.
Verily he did say, "Taste ye the meat, not-eth the heat"
I always loved this episode's ending where all the badass gun owners have their own book club talking about the symbolism in their month's book.
Peggy actually made a difference in those men's lives. That was nice.
if that was a real book club id start reading more
Yup I get the feels too there.
@@j.m6334 Most of my friends like guns and reading. We don't have a club but we talk a lot about both
This was such a great show
We sell books and books accesories
Gersain Castelan so, dust jackets and pens?
Like bookmarks and...uh well that's about it
Why does everyone always forget backpacks? That shits important
Emphasis on "accessories".
I was thinking that before I even clicked on the video.
I like how Peggy, in this episode, learned to stop trying to impress people who don't give a shit about her and instead, finding comfort in a group of misfits (as well as bringing interest in reading to a group of men who, otherwise, wouldn't be interested).
How are they misfits? Gun owners are the most law abiding people. Thats why they legally own guns...
@@famousbowl9926 Bikers are pretty scary-looking. Still, they proved to be better people than the super-pretentious housewives.
@@famousbowl9926 They're not misfits because they own guns. They're misfits because they're rough and tough.
The end of this episode is one of my favorite
Yeah, by far the best part of this episode was the ending to it. That closing shot still gets me.
(the episode with Hank as the shop teacher is also a classic from start to finish)
I love the laser shining on the woman's face when she walks into the book store haha
I never noticed that before
I always thought that was a fly
Of course hank opens to the ONE page that says "breast plate"
He's a parent, parents always come into the worst part.
I guarantee there are countless uses of the word "breastplate" in that book.
I am just more annoyed about the improper use of terminology. breastplate it is a weird use in that context because it was described as woven implying that the armor was likely a gambeson though it could have been a brigandine as they are made of metal plates but a breastplate would have made more sence if the elf lord said he forged the wonderer a magic breastplate. I guess the writers did not really think much about it when they write the script.
@@HPD1171 loser
@@HPD1171 nerd (jk)
600$ for a Luger? That’s a damn good deal.
This is 2004 money.
@@theshrimp1657 Damn good deal, Indeed.
No, it's for the book 😏
No, it's not. I could get one for $200 from a Mexican drug lord.
nah dude, the Luger is free
Peggy and Dale get along surprisingly well.
They always have
The have same delusional mind sets. Nice to find someone who you have stuff on common with.
No surprise there. Don't you remember when she wanted to leave Hank and run away with Dale?
well not really peggy was only going along with it because it was actually bringing in customers
"You don't know who I am but I know where you live."
Fox dropped it after 13 seasons for the cleveland show. Because Fox hates good shows.
DirtyFrigginHarry its coming back!
ThePeaceMaker28 When????
ThePeaceMaker28 sounds like I'll have to get cable again lol
It's not coming back,
the evils of minority. Although I think King Of The Hill is shit I still agree it's better than the awful piece of crap known as The Cleveland Show.
I like how they even had the cop properly operate the toggle on the Luger instead of just doing a generic slide rack.
Seems normal, after all most cops are gonna have experience and knowledge about multiple types of guns and how to properly use/secure them
@@nightwolf883 hahaha.
This is where i would insert the video of a DEA agent saying "this is a glock 40, and i am the only one in this room responsible enough to carry it" right before he shoots himself in the leg.
Just because they are cops doesnct mean they know more than the bare minimum.
@@DH-xw6jp I’d post a pic of your rap sheet bc I’m sure it’s miles long with your attitude
@@manualblinking7456 you think I'm a hardened criminal just because i know not all cops, in fact very few, are gun experts?
I'm flattered, but I haven't ever received so much as a parking ticket.
@@DH-xw6jp no i think you’re a criminal because you’re dumb
I love how hank sends bobby to television instead of reading a book.
Good parenting
Shot your hand? No problem. Take a salt tablet.
Lol
Good ol coach clehammer
Don't forget about the "pep" pills haha
Were you a Corpsman?
Do you mean sodium chloride tablet?
Peggy was selling books and book accessories but was really just a front for guns and gun accrssories.
Are you calling here? Quit calling here!
*gunts
Books and book accessories, but just a front for guns and magazines.
No ones called you. I tell you what. Big Daddy.
I thought of this episode when a local place in my area opened up with it being a salon in the front and a gun store in the back. It was hilarious seeing these “men's men" getting their haircut at what looked like a woman's hair place in the front. The back gunstore was set up pretty cool as well. Definitely one of the most interesting businesses I've ever walked into
I'd call it Hairpin Trigger
0:53
I like how Peggy immediately jumps in because she knows it's not going to end well XD
With a purchase of The Hunger Games, you get a crossbow!
Not much of a YA novel reader, but hey, a couple of bucks for a spider bow ain't too bad
What would I get if I bought Twilight? (For a friend......)
@@Kruppt808 You'd get a glitter gun.
@Derek Larouse Well, buy a book that involves magnums or alike.
@Derek Larouse I'm just saying, bud. This shop tends to give out weapons that fit the book. Were there any magnums in the Hunger Games?
I don't know but it would've made the story better if it had magnums than bows. LOL
"Young wanderer quoth he....I have woven you a magic breastplate...Bobby, television."
I'm like 101
I want to read that book.
If it said gumption instead of breast plate Hank would have liked the book.
@@ulleruprising7237 It's based on the Shannara series. It's a good series, the ones coming out at the time of this episode. There was a triology which was well received. It's good. Terry Brooks wrote them. At the time of this episode was a big late 90s trilogy that lasted until early 2000s, this was before the whole game of thrones excitement. Shannara was what bobby was reading, they have elves.
600 for a luger? damn I miss the good ole days
The Luger was free, though
@@shaynehughes6645 yup. Quality science fiction
Let's just assume this takes place in 1999 or 2000. That $600 is more like $900 now. Is it still a good price? I don't know gun prices.
@@101Volts gun prices don't really inflate like other things because of legislation changes and in the case a of a luger the collector and milsurp market, but yeah 900 bucks would be a pretty good deal now.
Lugers have been one of the most highly sought after pistols by US soldiers and then collectors for almost a century since the german army adopted them. When they do show up on the market they routinely go for upwards of 2000
@@101Volts 900 would be a steal for a legal one
"But don't worry - I shut off the gas valve.... Well, shot off the gas valve."
2:49 "can i get a towel?"
"Who are you?"
"I'm Scruffy. The janitor"
Nice.
"I do the pipes and toilet"
3:19 is the happiest sound a man ever made
I appreciate that they animated the P08’s action correctly
I love how Hank says "Bobby, television." even though he hates most TV he still thinks it's better than reading that book LOL
Also, I love how peggy knows the name Glock but she pulls up a 1911 for Dale lmao
1911’s have hammers and are much bigger. It’s definitely a polymer pistol
Funny enough if Hank actually realized that majority of those myths on elves an Goblins were based on Norse & Saxon mythology he’d probably change his mind.
my kind of bookstore
We have a shop here in Dallas that's both a high end gun store and a rare book shop.
@@darkspire91 I'll probably go there
@@darkspire91 GIVE ME THEIR ADDRESS
@@dogguy8603 Jackson Armory, down the street from SMU. If you really want to go.
@@darkspire91 when I move out of California i will, god it would be amazing to buy a good book and also take home a new gun at the same time :)
I love how Dale and his gun buddies always come off nuts but get along well with the wives
I fucking love the Peggy Dale dynamic. I feel like they're both extra-aware of the situation while also both feigning ignorance to the silly narrative their rolling with.
I always loved how Dale doesn't mind hanging out with women, lol. Like how he did the investing club with Peggy and Mihn.
I'd expect this kind of store in Texas of all places.
That kind of store would be as busy as Walmart. I know I would go there weekly.
you must live in California or some other blue state
I'd also expect it in Michigan
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I’m pretty sure this is legal in lost blue states, the liberals are just too stupid to notice.
Matthew Relax. It’s not about politics it’s about Texas stereotypes.
Ok real talk now: i would love a shop like this. Cozy music,tea,good books and quality guns? With promotions and deals etc? Sounds awesome
@Crimson Outdoors Co. Have to argue with you on that. Reading is about the least American thing there is. But maybe the guns could change that.
@🎭x. That's not true, maybe this generation, but thats the same for every nation these days. Plenty of famous Americans are well known for reading.
Maybe it can be like a day system
Like for example
Mondays- pistol using day
Tusedays- book club with book of the day
Police: "Do you have a licence to sell guns, sir?"
Dale: "What I sell is a lifesty-"
Peggy: "We sell books! The guns are simply a promotional giveaway."
Police: "Well okay then. So long as everyone leaves here with a book."
Yeah, we watched it too
Thanks, I'm blind and death and gay so this comment really helped me understand the video
@@itadapeeza8559 how can you post a comment if you're dead? Stupid.
If only more police officers were like that.
@@soulassassin0g If dead people can vote in elections, surely they can post comments too.
One of my two favorite things in one store.
Sounds sweet!
Kelly Peart ikr?
We sell Book and Book accessories...
Do ya have peroxide and a clean towel? I just shot my dang hand
Maddie W scruffys gonna die the way he lived
It is Scruffy lmaooo
Lmao you're not supposed to use peroxide on a deep wound either 💀
Hank should appreciate the son he has got rather than the son he ought to have
"Well, uh, okay, the, uh.. 'confederate doctors' will be here shortly to give you ether and saw off your arm"
Yes, you’re right. That is, in fact, dialogue from this video that all of us here watched. Very clever of you to point it out. VERY clever
@@weenytoosmol5082 Give it a rest, buzz kill. Way to make a mountain out of a mole hill.
Nah, parroting the video is indeed annoying as hell. Mocking them is the right thing. Shut up, Pumpkin.
@@pumpkin6429 that's something I haven't heard before.
@@eviljoel moaning about people parroting the video is WAY more annoying. Parroting the video is often fun. Moaning about people doing it is never fun, and also has no point whatsoever. So rather than doing that, how about go read a book? :)
I love how the sports page is on the outside of the newspaper he's "reading"
"Let me show you this stylisth 9mm Luger that comes free from $600 of quality science fiction."
I never thought of this before, but since he has to buy the books first before getting the gun, he basically bought a library along with it. Say every book cost $13. $600/$13= around 46 books. Peggy's World of Books is clearing out stock like crazy because of this cop.
You can mark up the book to 600. You pay that for the book technically and get the gun as a freebie
@@PhoenixAngel429 Except that would make the cop corrupt. I prefer to think the cop is actually following the law literally just so I can imagine him stuff the trunk of his cruiser with books.
Obviously, the bikers are "buying" overpriced books because they only want books for target practice, hollowing them out for storage and occasionally reading them.
@TootTootMcbumbersnazzle How do you center your life around a warped perspective of Japanese society, and then get shocked when people call you a weeb? 😂
Marking up bar nuts exorbitantly and giving a glass of whiskey away away with it "for free" was a pretty common way people found a loophole in prohibition
@TootTootMcbumbersnazzle Oh, I don't mean at the same time. I'm just saying what they did in this episode, because those bikers did indeed read some of those books so that Peggy could have her book club.
Ankle holsters all around on the house
Wheeee-hoooo!
This week's promotion, a free 12 guage shotgun with purchase of Hemingway's complete works.
The German lugar should be paired with the diary of Anne Frank
If that's the case then the Lugar should be given away with Of Mice And Men
@@amirpourghoureiyan1637 what would American frontiermen be doing with a German pistol. More like a Colt 45
@@jcrowley1985 it was in the book...
@@amirpourghoureiyan1637 oh sorry. It's been awhile
@@jcrowley1985 I looked up the book again and I can see why you'd be confused, in the film there is a colt 45 instead of a lugar
“Don’t worry. I shut off the gas valve. Well, shot off the gas valve.”
Priceless.
1:57 You can't tell because of the quality, but that dot on her face is a laser sight.
“Dale, Glock”
Looks like a 1911
What would she know about weapons? Also glocks are more common than 1911s, anyhow. Considering that they're cheaper and more effective if we're considering magazine size, and the fact that you don't have to cock it immediately after reloading.
Anyway, with all of that in mind. Doesn't surprise me that she could make a mistake like that. 😂
Thats exactly what i said
this week, a free Mauser 98 with every purchase of "Storm of Steel" by Ernst Junger.
@DirtyFrigginHarry
$600 for a Luger AND some sci-fi.
Times have changed.
That cops face with the luger gets me everytime
0:25 Bobby really enjoys being read to.
0:35 having never seen the episode I thought the choices were Peggy’s pick or suicide and the dude chose suicide lol!
Lol
I mean, have you read Pride And Prejudice?
Tha'ts an odd-looking Glock.
Chubby Catfish I tell you what
Chubby Catfish
It’s Peggy, every pistol is a glock to her.
The second he pulled out a Luger, I just looked over at my display Luger not even a foot away from me, lol.
No one cares
Nobody:
Wrangler Jangler: I OWN A LUGER AND YOU DONT
@@lincoln5775 and @Ozzy Man Diaz
You guys sound jealous.
Breastplate isn’t vulgar, Hank. It’s armor that men and women wear to keep their chests safe.
He an old country boy, must've wanted Bobby to read a western adventure instead of fantasy adventure.
"Bobby.. Television" lmao
my favorite king of the hill episode
Yeah...this was a good one
but, surely, you didn't come here today for a gunst.
DALE, GLOCK
This is the most Texas thing ever Texened in the history of Texas.
This clip pretty much encapsulates this entire show into 3 minutes. Love it.
If my son gets into reading Tolkien's writings there is no way I'd discourage him.
Tolkien gets a pass for being based
@@AdamantLightLP Yep he was based.
Nerd
Peggy's good at making stuff up
The T fell off. It's supposed to say "Gunst". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No way Hank nails fantasy character names first try
why is king of the hill on [AS], fox couldnt handle it?
Promotes good values, it had to go. When Adult Swim catches on it'll drop it too.
"A chronicle of three generations of an American family. I've always wondered why nobody's ever done that before."
"Uhh do you have any peroxide and a clean towel
I just shot my Dang Hand"
God I love king of the hill! I want to be just like Hank!
>Pass out the silencers
And now he's gonna have a lot more trouble than just selling guns.
The silencers aren't being sold, so it shouldn't be a problem.
suppressors are legal
@@totalstranger9880 Under federal law, you need to purchase a tax stamp to possess a suppressor. The process for obtaining that tax stamp is a bit on the lengthy side due to needing background checks that aren't simple NICS checks.
@@KiranasOfRizon not in Texas, a bill passed that allows them without any of that
@@totalstranger9880 Federal law supersedes state law. The state can choose not to enforce federal law, but they cannot impede the federal government from enforcing its own laws. Also... I'm going to guess that bill passed quite a bit after King of the Hill was airing.
One of my favorite eps
Damn, I like books and I like guns....win-win situation there......😁
1:47 Oh that’s definitely Rozz from Fraiser
2:32 they used the same sound effect library as half life 2 lmao
*Dale, Glock!!*
" I shot my dang hand."
this is a really great idea, book club and gun club.
=)
Ben noneofyourbeeswax Covers both amendments, nice.
"shot off the gas valve!" 🤣🤣🤣
KOTH will never be the same without Johnny Hardwick… 😢
Actually a gun and book store is pretty cool.
Buy 20 German themed books and get a free Luger. Buy 20 books centered around the american conflicts of WW2 and get a free M1 Garand
Free Arisaka with the purchase of $400 worth of manga.
"Ankle holsters all around on the house!"
Dude if I was a member of a book club and I met someone who ran a book store that sold guns, I wouldn't give a shit about the fact they sell guns, I'd just think 'wow, they run a book store? That's incredible!'
I just realized the injured guy is Scruffy the Janitor
Hank should narrate books. I'd love to hear what he would do with The Lord of the Rings
"and then sauron's plan failed because he had forged the one ring using bastard gases of mount doom
The Dwarves dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khaz- uh Khaz- what in the got-dang is this word? They dug too deep, I tell you what.
Or Boomhauer.
Love it!!!!
Today is Book Day and this is recommended on my feed.
*watching it instead
“Don’t worry, I shut off the gas valve, well, shot off the gas valve.”
Guns and books, my two favorite things.
I would love to shop at my local book and gun. Seriously, I would. Throw in an espresso bar and some records for sale and I'd never leave.
today were happy when pur kids even read a book lol
I am joking an serious when I say this:
I would shop at this kind of bookstore
I like the camera pan to the big burly tattooed biker, holding a breech loader shotgun while sipping on tea.
@1:58 the laser being pointed on her head 😂
We had a nice little used bookstore in town. Then the woman running sold it, it got turned into a comic book and used bookstore. It is now closed, the next closest one is a 25 minute drive, and I don't care much for getting mine at the thrift stores in town.
Uhhh
I'm gonna go with the...
gun.
the ending is the best part tbh.
1:21 onward feels like a boondocks episode because of the jazz in the background
1:56 They animated a fly buzzing in her face.... Wow.
If by rich kid you mean my dad drove a delivery truck full time and mom stayed at home, and we lived within our means then yes, I was a rich kid.
Bobby, you're constant punch in the nads
And Book accessories.
Reminds me what would happen if me and my fiancee opened a store. I'd sell books and he'd be selling guns.
I hope you're still together.
Only in Texas where you can get a free gun with your book.
See Amazon? You can sell anything with books if you put your department to it
I can’t blame him for going with gun that was nice looking revolver
Bwahhhh! Dang it Bobby!