Two Worlds - ProJared

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  • Two Worlds - ProJared
    Easily one of the BIGGEST upsets of this generation, it's time someone gave it someone it's comeuppance. That someone is ProJared.
    Twitter: / projared
    Facebook: / projared
    Live Stream: justin.tv/projared
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  • @TheDonaldduck911
    @TheDonaldduck911 Před 8 lety +1400

    IGN kissing a game's ass??? I've never heard that one before....

    • @flarecraft3722
      @flarecraft3722 Před 8 lety +24

      ORAS...ORAS...ORAS...

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 Před 8 lety +14

      +FlareCraft 0/10
      Too much water

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 Před 8 lety +24

      ***** Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby is 7.8/10
      TOO MUCH FUCKING WATER

    • @Antibugget
      @Antibugget Před 8 lety +4

      +Gerardo Montalvo next time I see Pc gamer or any other bad companies so called "ratings" on the game.. I will put it back on the game shelf's and say Fuck it! :D lucky today you almost buy everything digitally and can look up a review on internet or youtube on a gameplay review.. before u buy it.

    • @KillThad
      @KillThad Před 8 lety +1

      +Gerardo Montalvo **holds up Titanfall**

  • @AlexFantasy88
    @AlexFantasy88 Před 3 lety +319

    the sword stabbing scene is still funny, the look on his face is priceless when he looks at the camera.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Před 3 lety +22

      He actually did hurt himself by accident. Worse, one of his shirts was destroyed. RIP Jared's Blue Shirt. Literally.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 2 lety +6

      @@WillieManga Ah, no, not Jared's Blue Shirt! Oh no! We'll sure miss seeing Jared's Blue Shirt... sure, you could just wear another shirt, but no Blue Shirt could ever replace that one Blue Shirt... it was in some of his most iconic videos, from Drake and the 99 Dragons, to Pocky & Rocky with PBG, to Two Worlds, to the Hydlide trilogy, and while some of us may not have noticed, we suffered a great loss, and we'll never forget about that Blue Shirt. But I still say saluting The Boss at her grave for being a true patriot, at the end of Snake Eater, is a much sadder and much greater loss, that's still being mourned by people, decades after that game took place. But, Jared's videos are as great and as masterful as almost any MGS game.

  • @TheDilden
    @TheDilden Před 4 lety +3185

    The pain this man has been through would break a lesser man. Support Jared anyway you can.

    • @autumnmaemoon8660
      @autumnmaemoon8660 Před 4 lety +84

      Done my man. Rewatching all his old videos.

    • @Volkan0306
      @Volkan0306 Před 4 lety +26

      I've been on a binge watch since yesterday

    • @cheapjake8161
      @cheapjake8161 Před 4 lety +18

      Your likes and subscriptions decide his fate
      I watched his response video three days late

    • @orecvetkovic904
      @orecvetkovic904 Před 4 lety +5

      @Deathsdayoff person why

    • @sternosaur
      @sternosaur Před 4 lety +3

      @@autumnmaemoon8660 projared marathon

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom Před 2 lety +426

    ProJared’s show is one series that can be watched countless times and still be as enjoyable as it was the first time!

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 2 lety +14

      I agree completely. There's only 60 episodes, sure, but that's a lot to go through; especially when you consider that it's been like, 10/11 years since this video. Also, he accidentally destroyed one of his blue shirts in this episode, according to another comment, and accidentally hurt himself. So, everyone, salute ProJared's dead Blue Shirt. We've suffered a great loss, sure, not as great as the loss of The Boss, from MGS3. And I'm sure that's the first and only time someone compares a shirt to a character from MGS3: Snake Eater. But I still agree with you completely, m'lady.

    • @ameynanote
      @ameynanote Před 2 lety +12

      I use his videos to go to sleep. They literally got me out of insomnia!! I'm not calling his videos boring, just wholesome and I've watched them so many times its a great way to keep things off of my mind. I love his projared series and I'm glad he keeps making new Final Fantasy videos (and other projared series) for me to keep in the backlog of changing things up

    • @AJ__525
      @AJ__525 Před rokem +2

      @@ameynanotethat’s honestly really cool and wholesome

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Před rokem +1

      You got to be kidding 4:34

    • @NeoArashi
      @NeoArashi Před rokem +1

      I agree. So many of his videos, I watches 10+ times, and I still love them.

  • @TheClaybones
    @TheClaybones Před 8 lety +542

    I saw the speedrun of this at SGDQ this year and had to come here. It was 2 minutes long and culminated in a bunch of villagers gang-beating the final boss. Fitting if you ask me.

    • @TheUltimateRiku
      @TheUltimateRiku Před 8 lety +12

      Oh, yeah... I saw Cr1tiKaL do it, too.

    • @StephanieLoveful
      @StephanieLoveful Před 8 lety +9

      Actually, if you can see beyond some graphical issues. The Story is excellent, the places you visit gives you lots of chill. There is a sense of being able to wahtever you want. And its a great game.

    • @b-radkush3190
      @b-radkush3190 Před 8 lety +47

      +Stephanie H come on now. this game is complete shit.

    • @StephanieLoveful
      @StephanieLoveful Před 8 lety +2

      ONLY thing i dislike is you can't be female in SP. :(

    • @TheUltimateRiku
      @TheUltimateRiku Před 8 lety +39

      +Stephanie H The story is shit and overdone. The VA'S are horrible. The frame rate during combat is awful. Need I go on?

  • @recursor9469
    @recursor9469 Před 8 lety +857

    Projared looks the same at 30 as he did when he was 24.
    He must be immortal.

    • @BloodShutEyes1
      @BloodShutEyes1 Před 8 lety +145

      Once you hit the max level you can't improve anymore.

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 Před 8 lety +17

      wait he's 30?

    • @thatguyfromyoutube7441
      @thatguyfromyoutube7441 Před 8 lety +46

      +anime fanboy101 he's 24 here but since this was 5 years ago he's now either 29 or 30 and still rocking the button up

    • @SolidSonicTH
      @SolidSonicTH Před 7 lety +8

      So he is the same age as me. I figured he was since everything he recounts about his past aligns to what was relevant when I was at the same age.

    • @exxxtraemo9600
      @exxxtraemo9600 Před 6 lety +6

      recursor94 Jesus I thought he was 19-22

  • @Slenderquil
    @Slenderquil Před 4 lety +2030

    All the comments on this video aged as well as they thought this video did. Welcome back Jared

    • @wendykelly8332
      @wendykelly8332 Před 4 lety +18

      Damn straight

    • @alienalibi2382
      @alienalibi2382 Před 4 lety +63

      I love it. The few people that defended him can feel it. Fucking bandwagoners

    • @scyanite9905
      @scyanite9905 Před 4 lety +2

      maybe I didn't pay attention, but did he ever say anything about his relationship problem?

    • @Slenderquil
      @Slenderquil Před 4 lety +57

      @@scyanite9905 He said a bit about the relationship stuff, but the things I cared more about (the allegations of him being predatory to young kids) were definitely cleared up, and that makes my happy.

    • @cxrlos817
      @cxrlos817 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Slenderquil yeah people were saying hes still cheated lmao so

  • @TreWilder
    @TreWilder Před 4 lety +2624

    Ad Blocker: Off.
    Playlist: On.
    Let's help him out.

    • @TheDilden
      @TheDilden Před 4 lety +69

      Hell yes brother

    • @seefzi
      @seefzi Před 4 lety +59

      Watching with YT premium so no ads but yes support

    • @PorkpieJohnny
      @PorkpieJohnny Před 4 lety +50

      It's gamer time, fellas

    • @Rhubarb120
      @Rhubarb120 Před 4 lety +75

      It feels bad how many harrassment comments will still be up after the proof of his innocence came out.

    • @earthessurge1732
      @earthessurge1732 Před 4 lety +27

      We're in it together. Let's bring him back.

  • @SigmaSyndicate
    @SigmaSyndicate Před 8 lety +497

    You know what's absolutely fantastic? You can beat this game in a few minutes by attacking Gandohar and tricking the nearby village into slaughtering him for you. What a badass.

    • @AstralSys.
      @AstralSys. Před 5 lety +25

      Yup. They gang up on him and he just dies.

    • @dprototype6431
      @dprototype6431 Před 5 lety +13

      Can confirm, just watched a speedrun of the game and it does not disappoint. czcams.com/video/5NeR-bT3uv0/video.html

    • @charlesd-wayne9449
      @charlesd-wayne9449 Před 5 lety +3

      Only in the pc Version without updates

    • @MaxxyBee
      @MaxxyBee Před 5 lety +16

      you can also beat your career in a few minutes by cheating on your wife and filing for divorce while blocking her

    • @BugBoss1205
      @BugBoss1205 Před 5 lety +4

      And then all the nearby people attack him.

  • @TheLegend1800
    @TheLegend1800 Před 7 lety +1612

    First time I watched this video, I thought Jared was being a bit overdramatic in the whole "I fell into the hype and the devs lied to me and betrayed me!" thing.
    Then No Man's Sky was announced...
    Now I feel his pain.

    • @sirtalksalot4179
      @sirtalksalot4179 Před 7 lety +7

      Same here

    • @jerankorak7997
      @jerankorak7997 Před 7 lety +64

      Ain't our fault the game sucks so hard.

    • @ChandlerTV100
      @ChandlerTV100 Před 7 lety +10

      It was Destiny for me.

    • @keegster1433
      @keegster1433 Před 7 lety +2

      TheLegend1800 I feel ya

    • @scottaw1981
      @scottaw1981 Před 7 lety +6

      and that game was released 10 years ago, and this video was 6 years ago, and why do people keep buying overpriced and over hype games? Like me with my copy of FO4 I still haven't played.

  • @tightanimeass5132
    @tightanimeass5132 Před 3 lety +82

    "I'm playing two worlds." A legend is born...

  • @meadowsama
    @meadowsama Před 2 lety +169

    To this day, because of this video every time I hear the word “warriors” I automatically wanna say “HARD ONES” and nobody gets it😔

    • @meapickle
      @meapickle Před rokem +3

      I'm imagining the Iconic taunting scene from warriors "WARRRRRRIORRRRRSSSSSSS-hard ones

    • @angusmctugntot9792
      @angusmctugntot9792 Před 5 měsíci

      Holy shit same!

  • @thejman214
    @thejman214 Před 8 lety +253

    back when blockbuster still existed two worlds was the only game that i returned on the same day that i rented it

    • @theeliteelite5881
      @theeliteelite5881 Před 8 lety +8

      Man I wish game rental was still around that was awesome

    • @Shane7ubers
      @Shane7ubers Před 8 lety +1

      +Jarvis Ritch you probably
      like metal shit solid too. cause it cool

    • @haydenglatemore
      @haydenglatemore Před 8 lety +1

      +Jarvis Ritch mine was YuGiOh: Duelist of the Roses

    • @Gallzatron
      @Gallzatron Před 6 lety +6

      Shane Matheson you don't like it? Your taste in games is utter shit

    • @mavil64
      @mavil64 Před 6 lety +2

      We went to rent a movie with a friend and told them to hand over the worst thing they had. And they said that if we managed to watch the whole thing we could keep the movie. We did it. But dang it was difficult not to chug bleach

  • @therealdavidcage4761
    @therealdavidcage4761 Před 8 lety +742

    Comparing Oblivion to Two Worlds is like comparing Christmas to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

    • @hlh6669
      @hlh6669 Před 8 lety +30

      Giggle

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 Před 8 lety +7

      +Nate Richards its more like comparing heaven to a bloody concentration camp.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 8 lety +2

      +Nate Richards implying Oblivion isn't boring.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 8 lety +3

      ***** yeah. I say stick to Dragon Age or Dragon's Dogma

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 8 lety +2

      ***** seriously, though, Oblivion was boring.

  • @harsesishoktar9386
    @harsesishoktar9386 Před 2 lety +165

    Projared being so disgusted with himself because he's going to play the sequel is hilarious.

  • @steffiacosta1079
    @steffiacosta1079 Před 4 lety +800

    The fog has cleared and I'm back to watch one of my favorite youtubers of all time.

  • @PrincessFelicie
    @PrincessFelicie Před 8 lety +727

    Cold. Wet. Aroused.
    Sounds like my typical friday night.

  • @RJinthematrix
    @RJinthematrix Před 8 lety +949

    riding off oblivion's success, stealing warcraft III's plot
    these people are monsters

    • @TheEnmineer
      @TheEnmineer Před 8 lety +21

      Yeah yeah, demons, but also, zombies! and possibly some orcs!

    • @Oskuu
      @Oskuu Před 8 lety +41

      Hey now, Warcraft 3's plot is much more complicated than that! I get what you mean tho lol

    • @jadevenator5659
      @jadevenator5659 Před 7 lety +16

      But they're not an orc.

    • @dinosaurcj
      @dinosaurcj Před 7 lety +65

      No, they're "Hard Warriors"

    • @CarozQH
      @CarozQH Před 7 lety +11

      At least they went bankrupt last year...

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott Před 2 lety +44

    12 years later and this video *_still_* cracks me up. Jared's older videos have aged incredibly well.

  • @AliJ5533
    @AliJ5533 Před 4 lety +1348

    Welp, time to revisit this resurrected channel, and hopefully repopulate the comments with positivity in the process.

    • @4ft1inAlpha
      @4ft1inAlpha Před 4 lety +15

      Yeah, a lot of these comments don't age well

    • @Kylehappy305
      @Kylehappy305 Před 4 lety +11

      I'm glad projared is returning who isn't

    • @alexeyeliseev6322
      @alexeyeliseev6322 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes! Yes!

    • @emperior5710
      @emperior5710 Před 3 lety +17

      @Jayden Levy He was accused of something, I’m not entirely sure, but someone was trying to ruin him, and it was working for a while. Eventually he stated his side of the story and we all learned the lesson of “make sure you know the full story before you cast judgment.”

    • @jordannewthomas3293
      @jordannewthomas3293 Před 3 lety +4

      @@emperior5710 my question is were all the allegations cleared up because I never cared much about the main one everyone was mostly talking about, but the other one that came to light around the same time. I honestly love the guys work and wanna support him but only if I really feel I should ya know.

  • @MartKencuda
    @MartKencuda Před 8 lety +111

    The character would also say the most random things when you would just be roaming around. The two lines I remember, only because me and my friends use them in conversation still, is "Uncomfortable Customers" and I swear he also said at one point "That's what my wife said" while riding his horse alone in the woods.

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda Před 8 lety +6

      ***** Yes! I remember that one! Kind of makes me wish more games just had the hero say non-sequitors like this.

    • @sydneythompson5600
      @sydneythompson5600 Před 8 lety +2

      +Rabid Rabbit Rabbi too bad the bad games are the ones with that kind of humor. >.< the good games don't have that often. =.= it's blissful when it does, though. :P

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy Před 8 lety +4

      you think he was talking to his horse, pretending that it could understand?

    • @aivoplenkovs9449
      @aivoplenkovs9449 Před 8 lety +3

      +Rabid Rabbit Rabbi Witcher 3 kinda has the same thing, Geralt says ''Looks like rain'' 2mins after it started to rain.

  • @HailSatanLLC
    @HailSatanLLC Před 6 lety +307

    You know what would be cool, if this game was a comedy. Like, if it was a parody of Oblivion.
    It's almost like that's what the game was going for in the beginning. The Taint, the Monty Python quote, a guy called Ho, a super hot girl who hilariously gets reveled as your sister.
    The punching sounds when slashing swords is pretty funny too.
    I think this game could've been super funny.

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 Před 5 lety +45

      Yeah. Kind of a shame they didn't embrace that and make something of it.

    • @alexanders2669
      @alexanders2669 Před 5 lety +16

      retrogamelover2012 It’d be like the Scream/every-horror-movie-ever parody, Scary Movie.

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 Před 5 lety +12

      Hopefully without some of the lazy and oversaturated bloatedness of those types of examples.

    • @Shingoenjoyer
      @Shingoenjoyer Před 5 lety +12

      So basically a monty python/fable game?

    • @MS-rg6ku
      @MS-rg6ku Před 5 lety +3

      It would be cooler if projared cheated on his wife, which he did

  • @supermike316yes8
    @supermike316yes8 Před 4 lety +342

    Question: Who just states what they are currently doing out loud? Answer: Every single person on Twitter.

    • @vinicius100470
      @vinicius100470 Před 3 lety +11

      More like Instagram Stories

    • @spryzenedits9262
      @spryzenedits9262 Před 3 lety +11

      @@vinicius100470 both are accurate

    • @jamesmiller5331
      @jamesmiller5331 Před 3 lety +1

      Typing isn't saying it out loud

    • @Rifky809
      @Rifky809 Před 3 lety +9

      @@jamesmiller5331 when you type on the internet where everyone can see what you wrote, that's like saying out loud.

    • @jamesmiller5331
      @jamesmiller5331 Před 3 lety

      @@Rifky809 🙄

  • @nightmarefanatic1819
    @nightmarefanatic1819 Před rokem +27

    The Taint? Ho? The village of Windbreak?
    This is 100% intentional, there is no way the writers didn't know how snicker worthy these names are.

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger Před rokem +3

      It's rumored that it was meant to be a parody of Oblivion and marketing forced it to take a more serious direction halfway through the development

    • @nightmarefanatic1819
      @nightmarefanatic1819 Před rokem +3

      @@1Hol1Tiger That sucks, there's plenty of serious fantasy RPG games, making ones with a sense of humor would be fun and help it stand out

  • @jasonsmyth-chandler8631
    @jasonsmyth-chandler8631 Před 6 lety +208

    I actually bought this game a few months ago because of this video. I wanted to make fun of the voice acting and ridiculous gameplay, and ended up beating it, without "cheating" in about 7 or 8 hours.
    I had a bow that did decent damage, but anytime someone melee attacked me, I was dead in about 4 or 5 hits, and the serpents near the water crystal town always one-shotted me. But then I realized that if you stood up on one of the carts scattered throughout the game, nothing can touch you. I fought Reist standing on one and just shot him with arrows for about 20 minutes, then lured Gandahar out to the same one and did the exact same thing. Never took a single hit....

    • @obotprime339
      @obotprime339 Před 6 lety +12

      Jason Smyth-Chandler wow, and I thought this game couldn’t get more hilarious...

    • @yor9783
      @yor9783 Před 5 lety +2

      So you're saying Jared didn't need to cheat, he only dose because he's shit?

    • @yor9783
      @yor9783 Před 4 lety

      @@BrucePines I'd say it aged perfectly, it goes so well with the comment but also imply hes a dickhead. He's a bird of a feather flocking with others like him.

    • @davillain8896
      @davillain8896 Před 2 lety +1

      l liked this game a lot. Played it with no cheats I really enjoyed. I had already beaten oblivion.

    • @StupidNSimplesns
      @StupidNSimplesns Před 2 lety

      @@yor9783 what are you on about

  • @blairintheusa6613
    @blairintheusa6613 Před 6 lety +281

    Warriors, Hard ones...
    Best line in gaming

  • @raygatana1886
    @raygatana1886 Před 3 lety +23

    A decade and a lot of troubled waters later, ProJared is still just as quality as when he started. Bless this beautiful soul of a man

  • @rngfactor
    @rngfactor Před 4 lety +396

    AHA freaking called it. Projared revolution! Rewatching the whole series Who's with me??!!

  • @girthygumbolini882
    @girthygumbolini882 Před 10 lety +98

    This was my first console rpg. I played it when I was six and seven, and I loved it. I got none of the references or jokes in the game and I still thought it was fun. I recently revisited it and I said to myself, " Oh young me, you were so innocent and dumb, if only you knew what a travesty this is, I could have saved myself Six dollars and spent it on legos."

    • @Kreinsamer
      @Kreinsamer Před 10 lety +14

      Legos, the toys of Chuck Norris quality!

    • @hermaeus_jackson
      @hermaeus_jackson Před 10 lety +10

      FireKid112
      That statement doesn't even make that much sense.

    • @Kreinsamer
      @Kreinsamer Před 10 lety +5

      *****
      Thank you.

    • @PinehatLarry
      @PinehatLarry Před 10 lety +6

      If you enjoyed it, it was worth the money.

    • @girthygumbolini882
      @girthygumbolini882 Před 10 lety +16

      Naww man legos would have been cooler.

  • @GuyWhoLovesGames
    @GuyWhoLovesGames Před 8 lety +88

    Fun fact about this game: the people who made it would later go on to make Raven's Cry.

    • @lawrenceofarabia9219
      @lawrenceofarabia9219 Před 8 lety +33

      Are you serious?! Wow that's just sad.

    • @GuyWhoLovesGames
      @GuyWhoLovesGames Před 8 lety +23

      Shining rift
      True story, it seems they didn't learn their lesson.

    • @Morrigan101
      @Morrigan101 Před 8 lety +2

      they are making 2 worlds 3

    • @madness1931
      @madness1931 Před 8 lety

      +James.H. It's sad as that Two Worlds 2 wasn't that bad on PC. +Sunset Shimmer101 I'm a little looking forward to that madness to see what they do and mess up. It's like a car crash that you want to watch but shouldn't.

    • @GuyWhoLovesGames
      @GuyWhoLovesGames Před 8 lety +3

      Madness1 It would be funny if Two Worlds 3 was really good. It probably won't be, but it would be interesting.

  • @CCYami
    @CCYami Před 4 lety +367

    ...I am guessing a "welcome back" is in order?
    Welcome back.

  • @MoonkeyHimself
    @MoonkeyHimself Před 4 lety +939

    Ok It's time to delete all of your mean comments.

    • @aidanquarles5081
      @aidanquarles5081 Před 4 lety +9

      @عبد الله العجارمة hey whats your name mean bro

    • @consumetrousers9512
      @consumetrousers9512 Před 4 lety +14

      By "delete your mean comments" you actually mean "delete your life", right? Because, it would be fine by me if people did that.

    • @MoonkeyHimself
      @MoonkeyHimself Před 4 lety +21

      @@consumetrousers9512 Not necessarily.

    • @superbox17R
      @superbox17R Před 4 lety +1

      Moonkey I need help looking for mine

    • @mrbambista2559
      @mrbambista2559 Před 4 lety +12

      Consume Trousers careful you don’t cut yourself on that edge.

  • @Klagmar
    @Klagmar Před 10 lety +87

    I remember this game. I bought it used on a whim and returned it that same day. To put this in perspective, this is the only time in my entire life I have returned a video game.

    • @trentbowditch2020
      @trentbowditch2020 Před 10 lety +5

      I did the same exact same. Except when I took it home, and played it and learned how much it sucked. I took back within the hour.

    • @Yaesumuji
      @Yaesumuji Před 10 lety

      Only game I've ever done that to was Final Fantasy 13. Fuck that game.

    • @Srock8994
      @Srock8994 Před 10 lety

      honestly i didn't find it super awful. just not so fun.

    • @sujatathakoor6180
      @sujatathakoor6180 Před 10 lety +4

      I burnt the cd

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto Před 8 lety +183

    It may be Oblivion on steroids, but we all know steroids is bad and people who use them never win.

    • @Dilbert1999
      @Dilbert1999 Před 8 lety +6

      +Nana-Kyoto ^This comment.

    • @NiraSader
      @NiraSader Před 8 lety

      steroids? I'd have guessed crystal meth lol

    • @jerec1267
      @jerec1267 Před 8 lety +15

      it's oblivion on steroids. after it got cought trying to sneak into the Olympics and became homeless

    • @Ai-ec2pb
      @Ai-ec2pb Před 8 lety +4

      Drugs are bad m'kay?

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 Před 8 lety

      +Nana-Kyoto .........MIND BLOWN

  • @DerBear108
    @DerBear108 Před 3 lety +35

    10 years. 10 years of amazing, funny, and entertaining videos and gaming. And it all started with this trainwreck of a game and how brutally you tore into it. Thank you for bringing us a decade of content, Jerd 🎮🎉👍

  • @ItsOuren
    @ItsOuren Před 4 lety +104

    I never stopped watching you. I felt ashamed, in a way, but now I'm glad. I had a sliver of hope that kept growing. Thank you for staying strong.

  • @ALionlikeMane
    @ALionlikeMane Před 8 lety +299

    I will pay up to FIVE DOLLARS for this game to hear this announcer say "The Taint" on my own Xbox.

  • @compedycakemine6960
    @compedycakemine6960 Před 8 lety +61

    "Don't worry guys, I got this"
    - Dark Souls, 2011

  • @IAmMaxwellHearMeRoar
    @IAmMaxwellHearMeRoar Před 4 lety +448

    Hey, Jared. I'm going through all of your videos because I believe you were cancelled erroneously.

    • @beerbattergames
      @beerbattergames Před 4 lety +4

      Follow me on the trail to a new video,I am too. Watching every video

    • @ashtremble
      @ashtremble Před 4 lety +2

      Yup

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Před 4 lety +2

      He did play stream Hydlide and posted it on his LP channel.

    • @xXGen3sisXx
      @xXGen3sisXx Před 4 lety +15

      Cancel culture should just fucking die out.

    • @RickinBaltimore
      @RickinBaltimore Před 4 lety +11

      EVERYONE "cancelled" is done erroneously.
      Cancel culture is toxic and needs to stop.

  • @deltfrefry7218
    @deltfrefry7218 Před 3 lety +40

    It’s been 6 years and this video has gotten funnier and is just as good in the quality department. Which is surprising considering it’s age

  • @keatoncastillo1552
    @keatoncastillo1552 Před 9 lety +1401

    Please tell me im not the only one that is watching all the old Projared videos?

  • @ssj4nappa753
    @ssj4nappa753 Před 9 lety +231

    this is a classic case of hype. Always follow two very important rules.
    don't pre-order games
    dot buy new releases on the first day.
    everyone could save themselves from tons of agony just waiting a few days to get a good review.

    • @kazaamoneal9816
      @kazaamoneal9816 Před 9 lety +7

      Words of wisdom my friend.

    • @Altar360
      @Altar360 Před 9 lety +3

      Sadly a lot of those pre-order and day one sales dollars are what gaming companies have that goes straight to them and not the retailer. So they do what they can to make sure they get our pre-orders or day one purchases. But then we run the risk of getting a disappointing or outright bad game. Especially with big AAA companies releasing incomplete games just to be patched later .__. F***k it, I'll stick to your plan. Love the godly bearded Nappa avatar, btw

    • @hemangchauhan2864
      @hemangchauhan2864 Před 9 lety

      SS4Nappa I never pre-ordered until Watch Dogs. And then, I cried.

    • @ssj4nappa753
      @ssj4nappa753 Před 9 lety +1

      Hemang Chauhan Yea they did some pretty shady shit with watch dogs.

    • @GameHunter47
      @GameHunter47 Před 9 lety +2

      except when it's from Naughty Dog or Rockstar

  • @kentknightofcaelin4537
    @kentknightofcaelin4537 Před 5 lety +25

    "Your sister is alive" i laughed out loud lol

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong

    Just back to binge all of my bois vids and laugh and laugh and laugh at how well these comments aged. Fantastic.

    • @altonb.1396
      @altonb.1396 Před 4 lety

      I love your username.

    • @habere
      @habere Před 4 lety

      Is that a Naruto reference

  • @Akatsukileader9
    @Akatsukileader9 Před 8 lety +156

    Verily, verily, verily, life is but a dream

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Před 7 lety

      Thats what i said when i heard that

    • @EditEdward
      @EditEdward Před 7 lety +7

      AWH! And here I was about to type "Verily verily verily Ho, life is but a dream". Curses! Foiled again! *twirls moustache*

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB Před 7 lety

      OverEnglishMan Oh hey OverEnglishMan xD

    • @EditEdward
      @EditEdward Před 7 lety

      Hey bro!

    • @zamirewilson7424
      @zamirewilson7424 Před 6 lety

      Lol XD

  • @torogami2
    @torogami2 Před 8 lety +242

    You know who's responsible for this? Dinkleberg.

    • @TheAwesomeHyperon
      @TheAwesomeHyperon Před 8 lety +27

      DINKLEBERG!

    • @HerethiccL
      @HerethiccL Před 8 lety +25

      And this is where I'd put a good game, IF I HAD ONE.

    • @owlxprss3688
      @owlxprss3688 Před 8 lety +6

      +torogami2 No, Maxwell.
      Not Dinkleberg.
      You're hanging out with Timmy's Dad too much.

    • @owlxprss3688
      @owlxprss3688 Před 8 lety +4

      *Facepalm.*
      No.

    • @acacius7473
      @acacius7473 Před 8 lety +14

      Curse you Dinkelburg!!!

  • @benbarrett6429
    @benbarrett6429 Před 3 lety +12

    'cold, wet, aroused." That bit never fails to make me laugh.

  • @izakbrisco5653
    @izakbrisco5653 Před 4 lety +427

    Stay strong, Jared. Your career is not over.

    • @toad5571
      @toad5571 Před 4 lety +1

      bruh

    • @dashallfaria7890
      @dashallfaria7890 Před 4 lety +1

      Obviously you don't have to write a comment about it

    • @tricksalot2
      @tricksalot2 Před 3 lety +3

      well he's still a weirdo you mustve loved his mercury cosplay.

    • @lll_Number_One
      @lll_Number_One Před 3 lety +2

      @@tricksalot2 That doesn't really matter, what matters is that his allegations where false

    • @reksiohundson8706
      @reksiohundson8706 Před 3 lety +2

      what career ?

  • @devilkera
    @devilkera Před 7 lety +30

    how do you wanna put oblivion to shame without character customanization, only 1 race, only 1 gender... creating your own character and playing your own way is what makes the elder scrolls so great!

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow Před 8 lety +305

    The continent became infested with The Taint...

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Před 8 lety +38

      So move to a different continent.

    • @FishJJFish
      @FishJJFish Před 8 lety +19

      +TheHeroOfTomorrow Not the Taint...
      gross

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel Před 8 lety +10

      +gurvmlk Moving is too much work

    • @Soulfly415
      @Soulfly415 Před 8 lety +3

      +TheHeroOfTomorrow Your brain became infested with stupidity!

    • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
      @TheHeroOfTomorrow Před 8 lety +1

      Sci-Fi Savage
      ...thanks?

  • @PukiLynx
    @PukiLynx Před 3 lety +68

    ProJared: OH, COME ON! SH'S MY SISTER? I'M ONLY FIVE MINUTES INTO THIS GAME AND I ALREADY GOT COCKBLOCKED!
    Me: I did not expect that.

    • @clungbungo2685
      @clungbungo2685 Před 3 lety +5

      Jared has always been a nerd who throws curveballs like crazy lol

  • @AZero887
    @AZero887 Před 2 lety +9

    I get this recommended a few times a year and idk why but it sparks a desire to rewatch old Projared videos

  • @BlackwolfAnthony
    @BlackwolfAnthony Před 9 lety +81

    Okay, this isn't "Oblivion on steroids", it's "Oblivion on tranquilizers"!

  • @Subscriber-ph8es
    @Subscriber-ph8es Před 7 lety +211

    The video quality look like it's from the 1990's
    And I love it

  • @imix360
    @imix360 Před 4 lety +22

    Heh, you don't need to tell me twice to rewatch your stuff. I keep coming over and over, from time to time. Love all these.

  • @moss7910
    @moss7910 Před 4 lety +34

    You’re still the best Jared after all these years

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC Před 4 lety

      Moss ' Most Jareds are creeps.

  • @requiem4ameme2
    @requiem4ameme2 Před 9 lety +28

    I love how sometimes, the blood spurts don't even come directly from the enemy that's being hit. They just suddenly appears a few feet away, floating in midair. If you go to 8:42, you can see this very clearly.
    There are two possible explanations for this phenomenon: Either our character's sword is so sharp that it can make the air bleed, or the programmers simply didn't give a shit. I wish it was the first one, because that sounds badass. But the second one is far more likely.

    • @Luigiofthegods
      @Luigiofthegods Před 9 lety +3

      Meta Knight better get a sword like that in future Kirby games.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Před 8 lety

      +Luigiofthegods Kirby games need blood first. We'll worry about the air-cutting swords after that's taken care of.

  • @brookk110
    @brookk110 Před 8 lety +194

    I saw the title and thought of the Tarzan song....
    TWO WORLDS, ONE FAMILY!!!! TRUST YOUR HEART, LET FATE DECIDE, TO GUIDE THESE LIVES WE SEEEE
    I'm sorry for that.

    • @PuddingXXL
      @PuddingXXL Před 8 lety +4

      this movie is fucking great

    • @Crystal_Dylan
      @Crystal_Dylan Před 6 lety +9

      SON OF MAN LOOK TO THE SKY *jacques explodes*

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing Před 6 lety +1

      Not again.

    • @zamirewilson7424
      @zamirewilson7424 Před 6 lety +3

      It's alright, that I personally like that song from Disney's Tarzan.

    • @antpaste
      @antpaste Před 6 lety +1

      Brook K thank you for apologizing

  • @Fl1pp3y
    @Fl1pp3y Před 4 lety +47

    Hell, I've missed these videos. I'm so glad to have Jared coming back. Congratulations on playing the biggest Uno reverse card. I can't overstate how happy I am to hear this theme again.

  • @PorkpieJohnny
    @PorkpieJohnny Před 4 lety +129

    Time to rewatch all your videos :)

  • @jonesthemoblin1400
    @jonesthemoblin1400 Před 8 lety +21

    I wrote this game off when I played the demo, stepped into a puddle, and my character said "Ugh. Wet."

  • @SSBBPOKEFAN
    @SSBBPOKEFAN Před 8 lety +25

    To it's credit, it did make good on it's "put Oblivion to shame" statement. I'm sure Oblivion is shameful to be remotely similar to it.

  • @CryptoJordanVR
    @CryptoJordanVR Před 4 lety +100

    That moment when you realize, that he was good at this from the start.

  • @obi-wankenobi9986
    @obi-wankenobi9986 Před 5 lety +47

    I thought i'd set aside all the drama, memes, and all that is unholy to watch some good old ProJared.
    For Jared ------- Thanks for the good times, I hope you get back on your feet Jared, I know it will be tough, but some- well probably just me? I don't know, but I believe in you, and I wish you the best regards.

    • @jamesmoy6425
      @jamesmoy6425 Před 5 lety +4

      I wholeheartedly agree

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 Před 5 lety +11

      im with you on that one, unlike all the trolls that just want attention at end of the day i didn't care about what goes on in his home life i came just for the content and hell he probs wont ever come back after all this but i just hope he dosent decide to erase his channel and destroy all the years of joy he did bring to people. the trolls might not agree but honestly they only gonna be around till the next big controversy comes along.

    • @gabrielblais6440
      @gabrielblais6440 Před 4 lety +3

      Shawbag 11 he did

    • @ex2c8
      @ex2c8 Před 4 lety +3

      Gabe Terranova yay someone who was right and not negative

    • @AlbertFingernoodle959
      @AlbertFingernoodle959 Před 4 lety

      His last name is knabenbauer

  • @DiscardedSlinky
    @DiscardedSlinky Před 7 lety +47

    Maybe the game needs a second to calculate the damage because you set your strength to ridiculous numbers.

    • @TheUltimateRiku
      @TheUltimateRiku Před 7 lety +4

      Joli Kelly I'm sure it was that way beforehand.

    • @Alessiel
      @Alessiel Před 7 lety +4

      Oh yeah, I did find that weird. I remembered the game did have some framerate issues but they were pretty negligible in the grand scheme, you had to summon an army of skeletons and sic them on a shit-ton of orcs like in Gor Gammar (holy shit I remembered one of the forgettable-ass city names in this game!) to see any momentary freezes or drops. Fucked up calcs does make sense, when I screwed around things went shitty also.

    • @exxxtraemo9600
      @exxxtraemo9600 Před 6 lety +1

      Joli Kelly it was like that before

    • @jemuzuthestrangebear
      @jemuzuthestrangebear Před 6 lety +2

      this is what happens when you force people to cheat

  • @BelmontsApprentice
    @BelmontsApprentice Před 10 lety +20

    "I'm playing Two worlds" the phrase that started a legend.

  • @julienromasanta9808
    @julienromasanta9808 Před 3 lety +5

    11 years and im still watching his videos!!!

  • @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
    @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers Před 3 lety +37

    7:40 This lack of linear enemy progression is one of the many things I loved about Morrowind. It really felt like you were exploring a dangerous world that could annihilate you if you took a wrong turn, and that added a lot of suspense when you went exploring a new location, as well as a good sense of challenge and accomplishment. They ruined that in Oblivion with scaling, etc.

    • @dustin202
      @dustin202 Před 2 lety +1

      I recommend xenoblade chronicles definitive if you have a switch

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Před rokem

      They might bring it back for elder scrolls 6

  • @christianperkins9508
    @christianperkins9508 Před 6 lety +23

    Coming back to cycle through all of the old ProJared videos while he deals with asbestos. I love EVERY one of his videos, so it's actually a good excuse to binge ProJared!

    • @Bruh-je6bm
      @Bruh-je6bm Před 6 lety +3

      Christian Perkins same here. I just watched a whole 3 minute ad.

    • @christianperkins9508
      @christianperkins9508 Před 6 lety +1

      Majora'sWrath807 _ Whatever we can do to help!

    • @Bruh-je6bm
      @Bruh-je6bm Před 6 lety

      Christian Perkins My thoughts exactly!

  • @dylancasteel2385
    @dylancasteel2385 Před 8 lety +33

    The game devs own staff did the voices for this game.

  • @coalcreekdefense8106
    @coalcreekdefense8106 Před rokem +4

    Behold: the birth of "Gee, an epic RPG"

  • @midnightazlos
    @midnightazlos Před 5 lety +22

    8:53 Witness the origin of the tear on ProJared's shirt, 8 years prior to his 2018 D&December Tales...

  • @RR-wz1cl
    @RR-wz1cl Před 8 lety +25

    CALCULATING DAMAGE WITH AN ABACUS.
    THAT'SCOLD/10

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy Před 10 lety +17

    I love ProJared videos.
    He's so awesomely over-the-top. Best reviewer on CZcams IMO.

  • @dylanr.7760
    @dylanr.7760 Před 3 lety +10

    Y’all gotta appreciate the fact this is his first video ever

  • @badgermcwaffles4834
    @badgermcwaffles4834 Před 4 lety +51

    I've rewatched this video so many times and glad to do so again to help

  • @animatrix1490
    @animatrix1490 Před 9 lety +87

    Are we sure this game wasn't literally a joke? The world's biggest troll? The Monty Python quote right off the bat, the guy named Ho... It would make sense...
    Also, why was it called Two Worlds!?

    • @IzzySarru
      @IzzySarru Před 9 lety +46

      Madeleine Fisher Playing the game enough causes split personality disorder.

    • @Scream_Lord
      @Scream_Lord Před 9 lety +4

      Madeleine Fisher It's obvious that they weren't planing on making a sequel at first with that title. Two World II is redundant.

    • @ioletsgo7539
      @ioletsgo7539 Před 8 lety +5

      One glitchy would ( 90% of the game) and one fine looking world ( 1 % of the game) i cannot count.

    • @leifallen8077
      @leifallen8077 Před 8 lety

      Bruh

    • @xenokingdom3630
      @xenokingdom3630 Před 8 lety

      +Leif Allen It's not…

  • @Pamjamelia
    @Pamjamelia Před 10 lety +14

    Why the hell do I laugh so hard when I hear the sword make a punching sound? XD

  • @heyitsbaku
    @heyitsbaku Před 4 lety +85

    welcome back buddy, watching through your old videos again to support you. here's to a strong return!

  • @pmgmsd
    @pmgmsd Před rokem +4

    Just so you know, whenever I need comfort, I always come back to watch your videos, Jared. Thank you for what you've done and for creating a pleasant place to be.

  • @liquidvessel
    @liquidvessel Před 10 lety +20

    God, you're hilarious. I cracked up when Gandohar started talking about Ho... xD

    • @talkinghoorse6936
      @talkinghoorse6936 Před 10 lety

      they call him ho......

    • @Infernape7890
      @Infernape7890 Před 9 lety +3

      SuckerGhost Tubing You can also find hoes in Oblivion. The gardening tool. Since I am easily amused, this made me want to collect every hoe I could come across. Pretty sure I put my hoe collection in the cheapest house in the game.

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi Před 9 lety

      Infernape7890 You can also found Ho's in AC. They distarct your enemjes. :p

    • @somedude8714
      @somedude8714 Před 4 lety

      Do I even need to say anything?

  • @fightingleaf
    @fightingleaf Před 10 lety +50

    Did you still at least enjoy your pizza and Dr. Pepper?

  • @aegonthedragon7303
    @aegonthedragon7303 Před 3 lety +26

    “Mom, can we have Dark Soul’s at home?”
    “We have Dark Souls at home”
    *DARK SOULS AT HOME*

  • @HATVAULT
    @HATVAULT Před 4 lety +10

    8:44 had me rolling. Good to see that projared still had comedic potential back then.

  • @bmsj
    @bmsj Před 6 lety +28

    Watching old videos and Giving Projared that ad revenue to help with his current situation

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 Před 5 lety +6

      That comment aged poorly.

    • @comradeweeble5317
      @comradeweeble5317 Před 5 lety

      *giggles*

    • @shock4826
      @shock4826 Před 5 lety +1

      @@XSniper74184 very

    • @jollycrab1897
      @jollycrab1897 Před 4 lety +6

      @@XSniper74184 This comment aged poorly.

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jollycrab1897 thank you for helping me find my old comments from before Jared cleared his name. I'm leaving them up to own up to being wrong but I want to have an addendum to them.
      Hilariously enough OP's comment DID end up coming back around to aging well, funny how that worked out.

  • @SolidSonicTH
    @SolidSonicTH Před 7 lety +27

    You should restore that "I'm playing ____ " cold-open format.

  • @HexStickman
    @HexStickman Před rokem +8

    Wow Jared, such humble “beginnings”. Came back to experience a nostalgia trip. Very much appreciate your efforts all this time. Thanks dude.

  • @andrewpelletier7921
    @andrewpelletier7921 Před 2 lety +5

    Gotta give this man credit for being around on CZcams as long as he has. Keep doing the good work, my friend

  • @ProfessionalTsundere
    @ProfessionalTsundere Před 10 lety +5

    'Tis but a scratch' is also a reference to Romeo and Juliet, where we got drag-queen Mercutio saying 'Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch' in reference to Tybalts killing blow.

  • @Kreinsamer
    @Kreinsamer Před 10 lety +12

    "Any time you get in a battle, the frame rate drops from twenty to about six."
    It's like my old laptop.

    • @pwnt39
      @pwnt39 Před 10 lety

      inr?

    • @Kreinsamer
      @Kreinsamer Před 10 lety +8

      Cl0nec0mmand0
      What?

    • @pwnt39
      @pwnt39 Před 10 lety

      FireKid112 inr = i know right

    • @Kreinsamer
      @Kreinsamer Před 10 lety +15

      Cl0nec0mmand0
      I always saw it as "ikr."

    • @Kreinsamer
      @Kreinsamer Před 9 lety +4

      kyotheman69 Lay off. Is this really something to get worked up over?

  • @finalgenesis430
    @finalgenesis430 Před 4 lety +9

    Ah, almost 10 years of amazing content...Beautiful.

  • @xRocketzFighterx
    @xRocketzFighterx Před 2 měsíci +3

    I still miss the old era of youtube gaming, it felt more special n more unique.
    I'm glad to see Jared among few others OGs are still with us bringing out more laughs and chill LPs and videos

  • @libyaXsniper
    @libyaXsniper Před 7 lety +7

    "So I go to see gandorhar's bottom bitch who is nearby the village of windbreak...which I presume is nearby the valley of ass"
    07:08
    I always lose it at this part XD

  • @jamaikachicken801
    @jamaikachicken801 Před 6 lety +5

    I still remember a NPC standing outside the city for a lifetime,
    and every time you talked to him,
    he always said "GO Away" (with a Batman's voice),
    and his hands were pointing at me like a traffic policeman.
    I love this guy

  • @DJfrog99
    @DJfrog99 Před 4 lety +31

    Comments 3 months ago: Well, this aged poorly.
    Comments now: Well, those old comments aged poorly.

  • @loganopals8926
    @loganopals8926 Před 3 lety +4

    This video is still such a banger. I found this video 10 years ago when it was three weeks old and I have seen it so many times I almost remember the words. Jared is a rare creator who can actually make timeless content. This and PBG helped me through so much as a kid as I felt like they were my role models. Im in college now and my life has changed a lot. These videos will always remind me of a simpler time.

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 Před 8 lety +41

    It's hard to imagine that this game has fans and defenders.

  • @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957

    3:46 Luke Skywalker in Episode VI.

  • @SleepyRPGsuperCharged
    @SleepyRPGsuperCharged Před rokem +3

    I’m honestly late to the ProJared train, excited to start my journey now!

  • @mr.shinyhunter6508
    @mr.shinyhunter6508 Před 4 lety +8

    I've been a long time fan of Projared for 5+ years. I knew that there was always a second half of the story so I stayed subscribed and kept all the videos I had watched liked. Throughout this situation there was a light at the end of the tunnel waiting for him, and he has finally touched. He has redeemed himself in such a way words can't explain it. I hope after this you can live easy dude.