@@DrawdeThePotato Im slow... And I didn't get what you're saying. I mean if you've already got the contents of the safe... Why not destroy it so no evidence would be found
@@memerofblaviken6326 not about LPL remember when we all joked hell pick a lock by looking at it. check out the trailer hitch lock that falls off by wiggling it a little.
One line of code in the microcontroller could probably have avoided this, if there was a check that wouldn't set it into learning mode unless the safe was already in an unlocked state.
@@BillyONeal Exactly. It wouldn't know that it's locked unless it had something like a proximity sensor, and I think a little plastic door on the reset button would be easier than a sensor. It could've easily been avoided either way.
As a native spanish speaking viewer I was smirking when I read the name of the company, but was very surprised when it was actually the whole point of the video lmaoo
I thought the joke is that a baby makes a cacagoo sound so it's made for babies its so easy for them to stab a fork it and put their finger on it to reporgram it
"boss, shouldn't we add a circuit and sensor to detect and deny fingerprint add while the safe is closed?" "Nah, that'll take away $0.10 from our bottom line, and you're fired"
@@ExileXCross TBF a circuit would be the more secure option as it's going to be all but impossible to bypass unless you can somehow mess with the firmware whilst it's locked. Honestly positive locking and such a circuit would make a significant percentage of the electronic locks he reviews significantly more secure.
@@darthkarl99 Positive locking mechanisms would add a bit more cost because the actuator would have to be upgraded along with it. At that point they'd be better off redesigning the entire thing.
@@ExileXCross Sure but my point is from a pure security PoV such a circuit plus a positive locking mechanism is inherently immune, (magnet issues aside), to bypass attacks. Obviously you might be able to attack the hinge on some models or the casing to get into it destructively and it does nothing about potential vulnerabilities in the backup key lock. But it proofs it against what are some of the most common vulnerabilities in electronic locks that we see on the channel.
It's free consulting, especially if you're some no-name Chinese brand like CaCaGoo. Let him show you why it sucks, make some changes, and then start selling it under one of your 100 other brand names.
Man, if I were a high end lock company I’d totally pay LPL to test prototypes, so we could learn and improve. Customers would get a better product, we’d develop a reputation for quality…
I’ll be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if these “exploits” weren’t intentionally engineered into the product. The company wants a way to help their customers get into their product should conventional means fail, rather than locking them out completely. It’s designed to allow the customer to call up the company when they’re having trouble with their product, rather than resorting to destructive means. However, this is relying on “security by obscurity,” which is never a good idea.
“Hey everyone this is the lock picking lawyer and today we have a custom lock, this particular lock is on the vault door to the US gold reserve, and has 63 pins as well as 14 security pins. I’ve found that despite the large amount of pins, the lock really has some design flaws that I would consider unacceptable. To start out I will be using a relatively low skilled raking attack....”
You should make a video series of locks that you actually recommend. Like the normal videos are cool because it shows us which locks to stay away from, but it would be cool to know which locks to use
Can I just say how much I like how his videos get straight to the point, there are no loud obnoxious intros or outros. it's just simple, nice, handy info, right there. No place for gigantic ads, no loud obnoxious music. It's just nice.
Very true. 30 seconds of graphics and into, 1 minute explaining what the title already said, another minute explaining why you wanted to do what the title said you were going to show up how to do, 30 seconds about a sponsor, 20 seconds at the end begging us to like, comment, and subscribe. ...and they wonder why LPL has 2M+ subs and they have 100.
@@clems_first that's cool, makes sense as they're both romantic languages but I don't know french. I only know English and Spanish. Thanks for enlightening me.
We live in an amazing time. One where a device can simultaneously have an advanced finger print scanner unlocking mechanism and be exploited by a fork. Is that advancement?
Transference. Before, this would likely have been mechanically sound but not user-friendly in the least. Now, as the world gets more digital, basic physics is being forgotten by designers. It's basically proof that the average human only stuffs down so much information before we go "Alright, I got this." and stop thinking about new shit not part of our daily grind.
@@zerosumgame5700 its not like mechanical locks take much longer for this guy. I doubt anyone who just stumbled on this safe would somehow know exactly where the button was and that they needed to press it with a fork.
@@lenkagamine4145 Yeah, LPL's got this like a car mechanic knows how to reset every dash light, even among 30 different car models. You or I, and most burglars, for that matter, would have to reference something. That being said, how did they expect that safe to hold things like *documents* without a lip on either inner edge? If a fork can make it through, so can *many* things with just a shake, there should never have been a straight shot from out to in, in the first place. A complete lack of sense went into this un-safe's design.
He didn't mention the one saving grace of the lockbox. If somebody does exploit it this way then it will no longer recognise your fingerprint, so you'll know there's been an unauthorized access.
@@bdf2718 You were assuming that it works the other way, so you have no business jumping on TheGeekPub for something you yourself were doing. Glass houses, rocks, etc. And the *vast* majority of fingerprint locks work like that (you have to hold the button down or something to erase fingerprints), so, even with no other information, TheGeekPub is a lot more likely to be right than you are.
Point of service. It was reasonably big news that Windows Embedded POSReady 2009 and 7 (based off of Windows XP and 7, respectively) would be updated for longer than their consumer counterparts, so it's not even an obscure term.
This channel has taught me that pretty much every security device on the market for general consumers is pure trash if a skilled person wants to get in.
When I was little I had this little masterlock my grandpa taught me to pick. Used to pick it all the time with windshield wiper blades, paperclips, bobby pins, just whatever I could make tools out of. One day, as a laugh, I chewed the tine of a plastic fork until it was a little soft, pushed it into the keyway, wiggled it, and opened it by turning the thing. Tension and rake all in one lol. I thought it was so cool. Later in life I learned that you can open a masterlock by having a relaxing voice or having an alliterative name, and I felt less impressed with myself, but every day more embarrassed for masterlock lol
@@jetah50 lol yeah, that's true. I used to think it was the coolest thing, but as I got older I realized it was less and less impressive, but still humorous.
@@johnlockman9090 wait, I thought master lock was into some whips and gags and other kinky shit, and now you're telling me it's a lock that opens with any key?
The next video: opening a lock with pure sarcasm (the lock is an AI-based novelty that's supposed to recognize authorized personnel but instead gets roasted savagely into opening)
In fairness, he actually has to pick most Master Locks. Bypasses aren't always quicker, but they ARE generally easier. This bypass requires absolutely no skill. Some idea of where the program button is would help, but the gap is wide enough that you could go searching for it.
@@GReaper even easier, just have the top and bottom edges overlap a bit and/or fit tightly enough that someone can't slip a **** fork in the crack between them.
Why? It's a large button, appears to have a divot surrounding it. For a guy with his finger sense it seems almost trivial to find the button with the fork? Ignoring that, any thief who knows this flaw has studied this safe before and has probably practised pushing the button as well.
I'm gonna guess it wasn't a country from a primarily English-speaking area. There's lots of words that you say that sound dumb to other people. For example, you can call your brand "Super Salsa" and that's fine in the US, but in Korea it sounds like "Super Seolsa", translated to "Super Diarrhea".
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Good thing nobody just has a fork laying around the house.
Bugger. Out of luck when installed at my Chinese mates place.
Damn Chop Sticks .
@@boboften9952
I'll never forgive the japanese!
L. but i do like my walkman
Not Chinese at least... they just use chop chop boo.
Cacagoo: Yeah *sweating*
"Hi, it is the lockpicking lawyer and today we check out a safe from the brand Uttershite, let's see how it goes".
LMAO that made my day, thank you.
And it's almost impossible for him to get open.
@@theboomerpride even with the key
How do I know you're a fellow brit, cos no American uses the word 'shite'.
@@Rahul08LXR do you pronounce it that way too or just spell it that way?
the gun safe was designed like this on purpose
the thief has to leave his fingerprint
Holy that's genius
big brain
Wouldn't the thief just have to rub it off or like pour water into it to get the fingerprint off after getting the item?
@@DeathkaiserG hahahahahaha it's as if you never user the finger scanner of your phone XD
@@DrawdeThePotato Im slow... And I didn't get what you're saying. I mean if you've already got the contents of the safe... Why not destroy it so no evidence would be found
Do you sell the fork tool on your website? I couldn't find it.
I heard it’s $500 just to preorder, a super rare and complex tool or something
we found the asian kid
The fork that Bosnian Bill and I made...
I have one I'll sell you for tree fiddy.
@@ThinkBeforeYouSheep the way you said that made you sound Irish
“I will now demonstrate how to open the US Federal Reserve safe door with this $10 Costco card and a gum wrapper.”
"... And I have found 19 ways to do it."
@@friedmule5403 congrats... i didn't think the reply could match the comment's wit. glad to see I was wrong. ;)
@@gifctdotorgthought-police3706 WOW! Thanks!:-)
Why isn't Lock Picking Lawyer a TV show yet?
You're gonna give him ideas.
User: "I can't open my safe"
Cacagoo customer service: "do you have a fork handy?"
@Mekronid this is where the phrase 'I followed the instructions exactly' comes from.
😂😂😂
"i have them locked in my safe"
this was made to be MA Proper storage.... my pelican case to be legal i need to use 6 locks.
@#1 Mawg better go catch it then
Solution: Store your silverware in this gun safe
Shoot the safe with the gun you were supposed to store to get access to the silverware
@@maxellis3389 can't stop laughing 🤣
“This is the LockPickingLawyer, and today i’m going to show you how i broke into area 51 with a marshmallow.”
dont make jokes
@@JS-rv3et like..... ever?
@@memerofblaviken6326 not about LPL remember when we all joked hell pick a lock by looking at it.
check out the trailer hitch lock that falls off by wiggling it a little.
@@JS-rv3et well it’s impossible to pick locks just by looking at them, that’s if we arnt making jokes here
@@dertmatyui give LPL some time.. he'll do it
Oh nooo, the self quarantine has made him angry. He is harassing manufactures even more than usually.
I think you might be right about the self-quarantine thing.
🤣🤣🤣
Probably cabin fever.
Nice
Canoravirus: Finally a lock that LPL can't pick his way out of. XD
He's evolving from picking locks and informing consumers to straight up roasting lock companies... and no one's complaining.
Hgmidd why would we? Its absolutely hilarious banter, and it sends a message to these lock makers: stop making garbage.
@@Lrules364 Oh yeah, if it wasn't clear I'm totally for it. I'm right there with ya. Best thing for everyone.
He's received a few nasty emails/letters from companies though. With some threatening to sue. LPL just doesn't name them, IIRC.
@@catwithshades7577 "This is the lockpicking lawyer. Today I'm going to show you how to win a court case if you're sued by lock company."
I'm fairly sure it's because he can't find anymore good locks to make a show
One line of code in the microcontroller could probably have avoided this, if there was a check that wouldn't set it into learning mode unless the safe was already in an unlocked state.
You're assuming that the safe knows that it is unlocked rather than just pulling on a solenoid connected to the latch as part of unlocking...
@@BillyONeal Exactly. It wouldn't know that it's locked unless it had something like a proximity sensor, and I think a little plastic door on the reset button would be easier than a sensor. It could've easily been avoided either way.
He made a video of another gun safe, which had the same flaw. The company ended up making this change
@@BillyONeal yes, i mean its totally possible and funcionnal
Yeah, but like, you could stick a fork in it...
LPL: I opened it with this Fork.
LPL fanbase: *runs to buy out that brand of fork*
Dude who just cut off a guy’s finger to get into the safe: bruh
Raydan116 underrated
Haha
This is handy if he had wrong finger. That happens.
😂😂😂
Yeah bro I thought the same
Company: * *Sees their product in an LPL video* *
Company: "Well shit.."
Underated
In north of a thousand videos, how many locks have received his seal of approval?
*chuckles*
_"I'm in danger"_
I think you mean
"Well CaCagoo..."
Except the 10 Biggest and Baddest Locks video.
"This is the fork Bosnian Bill and I made..."
As a native spanish speaking viewer I was smirking when I read the name of the company, but was very surprised when it was actually the whole point of the video lmaoo
Same here lol
What does it mean in Spanish?
@@Raseef38801 Caca is shit in spanish lol
Lmaooo Shitgoo is great tho. Puerto rican here
I thought the joke is that a baby makes a cacagoo sound so it's made for babies its so easy for them to stab a fork it and put their finger on it to reporgram it
Well at least when someone steals your gun, you already have their fingerprints
Or they could just take the box, open it at another location, take the gun then burn the box
@@jayden5718 did you not understand the sequence of events he described?
@@pieandcheese1016 Yeah, lol.
@@jayden5718 read it again but slowly this time
@@pieandcheese1016 he probably didn't 😂😂
Me before the video: "Finally, a safe that is reviewed well by LPL!"
Me after the video: "Oh."
Yeah. The same is about me :)
Ditto..... Teased... 👍😆
Bait and switch?
IIIIXtremeIIII Oh definitely same. I got exited
You must be new here. Videos this short rarely work out well for the lock.
We should have a new security standard: LPLX = LockPickingLawyer can do it in X seconds (LPL20 = 20s)
Smart
What would be the coveted "He can't pick it" award? LPL∞? LPL-U (U for unpickable)?
Lock: "please enter credentials"
LPL: enters fork
Lock: "acces granted"
-_-
Masterlock is patting themselves on the back when seeing this - “we didn’t name ourselves after shit at least”
Lmao
But they are synonymous with shit
Master lock(pic) 😊
Cacagoo LMAOOOOAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, a Master key opens many locks, so a Master lock...
"boss, shouldn't we add a circuit and sensor to detect and deny fingerprint add while the safe is closed?"
"Nah, that'll take away $0.10 from our bottom line, and you're fired"
I'd fire that guy too when it could be fixed with a $0.01 metal tab
@@ExileXCross TBF a circuit would be the more secure option as it's going to be all but impossible to bypass unless you can somehow mess with the firmware whilst it's locked. Honestly positive locking and such a circuit would make a significant percentage of the electronic locks he reviews significantly more secure.
@@darthkarl99 Positive locking mechanisms would add a bit more cost because the actuator would have to be upgraded along with it. At that point they'd be better off redesigning the entire thing.
@@ExileXCross Sure but my point is from a pure security PoV such a circuit plus a positive locking mechanism is inherently immune, (magnet issues aside), to bypass attacks.
Obviously you might be able to attack the hinge on some models or the casing to get into it destructively and it does nothing about potential vulnerabilities in the backup key lock. But it proofs it against what are some of the most common vulnerabilities in electronic locks that we see on the channel.
how about a plastic cover.
I’ve never seen someone, in my life, throw more professionally thrown shade chock full of vitriol and sarcasm...
As a lock company, you would need some serious balls to send any product to this guy.
Unless they are made by the competition, of course.
It's free consulting, especially if you're some no-name Chinese brand like CaCaGoo. Let him show you why it sucks, make some changes, and then start selling it under one of your 100 other brand names.
yeah, some do it to get feedback and improve. It's a win-win situation.
What's it like being a lock company?
Man, if I were a high end lock company I’d totally pay LPL to test prototypes, so we could learn and improve. Customers would get a better product, we’d develop a reputation for quality…
This is just a workaround way of opening it up if you forget your finger somewhere.
It's not a bug!! It's a feature...
@@vladvolkov8008 This isn't a Bethesda game
I’ll be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if these “exploits” weren’t intentionally engineered into the product. The company wants a way to help their customers get into their product should conventional means fail, rather than locking them out completely. It’s designed to allow the customer to call up the company when they’re having trouble with their product, rather than resorting to destructive means. However, this is relying on “security by obscurity,” which is never a good idea.
Yeah I really hate it when I forgot where I put my finger
My dad used to say I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed onto my neck, but I've never heard of anyone losing their finger lmao!
“Hey everyone this is the lock picking lawyer and today we have a custom lock, this particular lock is on the vault door to the US gold reserve, and has 63 pins as well as 14 security pins. I’ve found that despite the large amount of pins, the lock really has some design flaws that I would consider unacceptable. To start out I will be using a relatively low skilled raking attack....”
...using a tool that Bosnian Bill and I made...
pulls out a giant electro magnet "If I just place it near this point of the building..."
"Let me just remove the Gold Bullion again to prove yesterdays robbery was not a fluke"
And the video would still be shorter than 5 minutes.
"... Now I would like to see a higher security option..."
You should make a video series of locks that you actually recommend. Like the normal videos are cool because it shows us which locks to stay away from, but it would be cool to know which locks to use
I love how the way LPL speaks and what he actually says totally contrast.
He speaks so professionally but spits straight venom at these bad locks.
like a lawyer.
Can I just say how much I like how his videos get straight to the point, there are no loud obnoxious intros or outros. it's just simple, nice, handy info, right there. No place for gigantic ads, no loud obnoxious music. It's just nice.
No you can't
@@gemgem24able He just did.
and I agree
@@feez357 way to ruin a joke i guess
Very true. 30 seconds of graphics and into, 1 minute explaining what the title already said, another minute explaining why you wanted to do what the title said you were going to show up how to do, 30 seconds about a sponsor, 20 seconds at the end begging us to like, comment, and subscribe. ...and they wonder why LPL has 2M+ subs and they have 100.
ya
me before the video: oh hes complementing a lock? thats kinda neat!
me after: someone get the lock some aloe vera
nobody survives mr lpl
It's because caca means shit in Spanish (I'm not sure if he clarified that somewhere)
@@marlonarancibia3247 Means the same in french too :)
@@clems_first that's cool, makes sense as they're both romantic languages but I don't know french. I only know English and Spanish. Thanks for enlightening me.
Marlon Arancibia so it’s basically diarrhoea, cuz goo is .. basically a slimy or thick liquid and caca is 💩
You should fork out more money for a better safe.
I'll see myself out.
Yeah... you can just go...
maaan, just stick a fork in it
Fork you
Good pitch! A pun about the fork just in tine.
see yourself back in you're promoted
I would love to hear LPL deliver opening remarks in a courtroom. Must be savage.
_"Why'd you bring a fork in a gun fight?"_
Me: *"REASONS."*
I mean, they say not to bring a knife to a gun fight. Never said shit about forks.
@@girhen and I always complain why my opponents bring guns to knifefights.
@@marvinabt4964 mines the other way around
@@chen_plays4173 Btw did you know birds head south in winter?
@@marvinabt4964 oh.. Nope, but thanks for telling me
The fact that you can slip a fork in there is alarming enough.
That was my first thought. That's a huge gap.
CaCaGoo: The engineers are getting fired for this.
We live in an amazing time. One where a device can simultaneously have an advanced finger print scanner unlocking mechanism and be exploited by a fork. Is that advancement?
Transference. Before, this would likely have been mechanically sound but not user-friendly in the least. Now, as the world gets more digital, basic physics is being forgotten by designers. It's basically proof that the average human only stuffs down so much information before we go "Alright, I got this." and stop thinking about new shit not part of our daily grind.
@@zerosumgame5700 its not like mechanical locks take much longer for this guy. I doubt anyone who just stumbled on this safe would somehow know exactly where the button was and that they needed to press it with a fork.
@@lenkagamine4145 Yeah, LPL's got this like a car mechanic knows how to reset every dash light, even among 30 different car models. You or I, and most burglars, for that matter, would have to reference something. That being said, how did they expect that safe to hold things like *documents* without a lip on either inner edge? If a fork can make it through, so can *many* things with just a shake, there should never have been a straight shot from out to in, in the first place. A complete lack of sense went into this un-safe's design.
The amount of shade being thrown... Just, wow. It's well deserved shade, but even still :p
He actually had me going at the start! I really thought he was complimenting it at first. And then "ooooooh wow".
He didn't mention the one saving grace of the lockbox. If somebody does exploit it this way then it will no longer recognise your fingerprint, so you'll know there's been an unauthorized access.
@@bdf2718 That's not the case. It just adds an additional fingerprint.
@@TheGeekPub Did LPL say that and I missed it? Do you have one of these? Or are you just assuming that's what it does?
@@bdf2718 You were assuming that it works the other way, so you have no business jumping on TheGeekPub for something you yourself were doing. Glass houses, rocks, etc. And the *vast* majority of fingerprint locks work like that (you have to hold the button down or something to erase fingerprints), so, even with no other information, TheGeekPub is a lot more likely to be right than you are.
I heard the parent company is called POS.
No you
haha
LOL!!!
Point of sale
Point of service.
It was reasonably big news that Windows Embedded POSReady 2009 and 7 (based off of Windows XP and 7, respectively) would be updated for longer than their consumer counterparts, so it's not even an obscure term.
This channel has taught me that pretty much every security device on the market for general consumers is pure trash if a skilled person wants to get in.
Talk about straight to the point! No drama, no tacky thumbnail, no bs! Great job LPL, keep it up.
I was hoping this: "See that my left middle finger is not authorized."
I think when LPL can "Fork You" is sufficient.
Paul Harrel would have done it.
Paul Harrell IS a gun safe!
this dude is savage 😂
@KP Sniper no u
@KP Sniper thanks, worked real hard ;)
He is a lawyer.
hi matt, fancy running into you here.
Straight called the Product (shit ) caca lmao
"The enemy cannot unlock his gun safe if you disable his hand"
lol
-Medic!!!!!-
I laughted so hard I woke up the neighbour's dog and now he is barking his life out.
The level of sarcasm in this video could become legendary.
I actually don't get the joke, what is "CaCaGoo" supposed to mean?
@@777theultra9 Bro lol.
@@777theultra9 its a semi solid body byproduct ;)
@@777theultra9 You cannot be serious. How old are you, child?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cacahole
This the way all LPL's lock romances go. It starts with spooning and leads to forking.
Lmfao! Oh naaa
And it ends with him not even touching.
go fork yourself lol
with a bit of hard tensioning in between
And its also magnetic
Love how LPL calls this safe a steaming pile a dookie in the dryest most factual tone ever. I’m gonna use that!
You finally showed a lockpicking tool that I DO own! I'm the master of the fork, too. Use it every day.
Cacagoo: _designs a lockbox that can be opened by a fork_
Masterlock: "Write that down! Write that down!"
“Just stick a fork in it”
FORK IT!!!!
When I was little I had this little masterlock my grandpa taught me to pick. Used to pick it all the time with windshield wiper blades, paperclips, bobby pins, just whatever I could make tools out of.
One day, as a laugh, I chewed the tine of a plastic fork until it was a little soft, pushed it into the keyway, wiggled it, and opened it by turning the thing. Tension and rake all in one lol.
I thought it was so cool. Later in life I learned that you can open a masterlock by having a relaxing voice or having an alliterative name, and I felt less impressed with myself, but every day more embarrassed for masterlock lol
@@Alyxandeyr i mean.. in defense of the lock, it's being worn out the more you pick it!
@@jetah50 lol yeah, that's true. I used to think it was the coolest thing, but as I got older I realized it was less and less impressive, but still humorous.
Cheap gun safe says "Stick a fork in me, I'm done".
You win the internet.
If your joke had been better, you'd have won something of value instead of the booby prize.
🤣🤣🤣
Just don't eat with a fork you stuck in caca goo.
Harder
Brawl Stars Piper
Dude this is the most quality roast I’ve ever seen👏🏼
hires a designer. costs millions.
this guy: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
And rightfully so. I honestly hope this flaw follows the designer's or designers' career.
He destroyed that brand in less than 2 minutes, i cant even cook noodles within 2 minutes
Damn good you say, i didn't know what to eat at 2am. Thanks!
These 2 comments are great.
As a chef I feel like I should tell you that no one can cook noodles in less than 2 minutes
@@gingcraft We are not talking about real food, just instant junk.
@@gingcraft That's a weird way to flex ur profession
The day he recommends us a company, i'll buy the whole stocks of that company
And precisely for that reason, he will never do that.
@@Silent.Program The amount of shade this man throws is dangerous. He needs to be contained lmao
That's insider trading
@@darkspace5762 This information is not confidential.
@@darkspace5762 Don't think you know what that means.
Man it's crazy how common of an issue that is, so many locks you can just.. go around lol
I absolutely love this channel with the comedic relief it provides!
LPL: part time lawyer, part time locksmith, full time savage.
But they make it so easy for him!
0:22
"While I doubt it was intentional, its an apt description of this safe"
*SAVAGE*
Go off king
BUUUUURN! Shots were fired.
Caca goo
Oh my god! You are hilarious dude. That dead pan delivery is the best part. Love your humour.
The eclipse doesn't throw that much shade .... Dam , dude should be Savage lawyer
Finally, a lock on LPL that I can pick
that you can *fork
I'll probably still fork it up somehow
in theory yes, but you never will, hihi.
"A click out of one..."
"and we're in."
Maybe in some language "Master Lock" mean "welcome"?
In Swedish Master Lock = Masts Lid or Masts Curl/Ringlet
Well, if a master key is a key that opens any lock, what do you think a master lock is?
@@johnlockman9090 wait, I thought master lock was into some whips and gags and other kinky shit, and now you're telling me it's a lock that opens with any key?
@@johnlockman9090 Spot on! 🤣
We master lock you to this channel, master lock!
There is something cathartic in listening to someone skilled quietly diss incompetent fools.
It only took about 20 seconds to 'fork' the reputation of CaCaGoo
Read the title, though it was a good product, then LPL pulled out the fork.
Is So - Me too.
He busts out a fork and we all know that with the LockPickingLawyer
Any thin object = a definite way to defeat said lock.
Any LPL video under 3 mins is likely not going to be a good product.
This man does not need to pick gun locks to fire his shots
nor a gun...
Most underrated comment here lol it's so good
"just gotta hope they don't have forks" - creator of the safe
At least the random English business name generator works great!
Marketing guy : I've sent our latest lock to some youtubers for reviews.
CEO : You are fired.
so true 😂
"B-but sir he likes our company name! Says it fits the description!"
I can only imagine what the caca goo staff looks like.
The people at CacaGoo are probably still trying to figure out what he is talking about.
so am I . . . i don't really get the joke or the savagery
@@dannymondragon9470 caca means shit
Spanish for dookie
@@aarongarcia8310 and french
@@dannymondragon9470 it's poopgoo.
That's the most savage oof I've ever heard 😂
That is the most scathing review of a lock I have ever seen.
Dude's been going sicko mode on these locks recently.
I'm loving Pandemic LPL
I heard that they go under the "PooPooSlime" brand in other countries
This was creative! +1
Funny because true
And thus today I've learned that "caca" in English has the same meaning than in French.
@@yourikhan4425 haha funny poopoo
@@yourikhan4425 and in spanish
Short and to the point. 360° no scope as always. Love this channel.
Fork in to 1,
Slide out of 2,
Print into 3,
New authorisation out of 4,
And there we have it folks...
That opening line might be the most savagely delivered burn I’ve ever witnessed.
Makes me want to listen to some of his trials!
@@matthewcox7985 , imagine him as a prosecution attorny in the ace attorney series.
"They'll *never* get hold of your fingerprint"
*Fork that* for security
That is so funny
It wasn't that funny.
@@Locutus But it's enough for us.
It was pretty funny lol
You make it look so easy ................ so I have started to teach myself and have got a beginners locking set thank you for the inspration
You know a lock is going to be bad when the company is basically called “poo goo”
The product brand is CACAGOO; the company name is Shenzhen TOMTOP Technology Co., Ltd.
The sarcasm in these videos is getting out of hand
...or out of finger.
Lol lawyer sarcasm is the best...so refined...
The next video: opening a lock with pure sarcasm (the lock is an AI-based novelty that's supposed to recognize authorized personnel but instead gets roasted savagely into opening)
MasterLock: At least he picked our locks slower than this!
Nah, inputting the print like 6 times takes about 6 times more time than opening a MasterLock.
I assure they don't care
In fairness, he actually has to pick most Master Locks. Bypasses aren't always quicker, but they ARE generally easier. This bypass requires absolutely no skill. Some idea of where the program button is would help, but the gap is wide enough that you could go searching for it.
Your sarcasm is impeccable.
I am surprised the society of product engineers hasn't put a contract on his life.
When the marketing department are bigger than R&D department, then you know the company are in big trouble.
They even designed it in a way the lock holds the fork in the correct spot so you dont have to.
Very kind of them!
"caca": noun; informal; "excrement"
"goo": noun; informal; "a viscid or sticky substance"
Poopy goo
sticky shit
Goo in Bangali means poop.
@@CatskillOne that's the funny part, it can be translated into poop shit
DH Shawon cada in Spanish means poop
Your humour is the best!
You can't trust a compamy that his name is "cacagoo" that in spanish literally means "poo-poo-goo"
not only spanish, but the majority of european languages as well
Sad thing is, you don't even need to protect the button, just make it not work if it's locked (require it to be unlocked to allow programming)....
@@GReaper even easier, just have the top and bottom edges overlap a bit and/or fit tightly enough that someone can't slip a **** fork in the crack between them.
German Kindergarten Kids do use the word “Caca” too..
That was one of the harshest roasts you have given. I love it
(Begins reading)
"Oh he found a good safe?"
(Reads brand name)
"Oh... Oh dear..."
The fork was in the preview picture. That was a strong hint the lock was not good.
I thought they literally said something on their packaging or in their manual! You got me; good one LPL!
I find it hard to believe that he pushed that button perfectly first try.
Lol. And one more time to make sure it wasn't a fluke...
Why? It's a large button, appears to have a divot surrounding it. For a guy with his finger sense it seems almost trivial to find the button with the fork? Ignoring that, any thief who knows this flaw has studied this safe before and has probably practised pushing the button as well.
I read "FINALLY" on the title and actually thought he was going to present a perfect case. Damn was I fooled.
Same
The perfect case doesn't exist, at least not in front of LPL.
guess that's a "Case Closed" ;)
The video is not even 2 minutes, and he talks alot at the beginning, so...
Thought the same, until I saw that it was only 2 minutes long.
I could just imagine:
-Thief opens safe with fork.
-thief finds hi-point.
-thief... "DAMN IT"
best one yet
who's gonna bother putting a hi point in a safe in the first place
What is a hi-point
The biggest meme of a pistol ever made.
@@z123zocker2 I can recommend you to look at Demolition Ranch's video of the HiPoint. Then look at the comments afterwards.
I'm dying at this. I love it and Thank you!
"ca ca goo" LPL said calmly.
Imagine calling your brand, "CaCaGoo"
Honestly. Actually imagine being that person.
Q
Well it was a unique name, no other company had taken for some reason
I'm gonna guess it wasn't a country from a primarily English-speaking area. There's lots of words that you say that sound dumb to other people. For example, you can call your brand "Super Salsa" and that's fine in the US, but in Korea it sounds like "Super Seolsa", translated to "Super Diarrhea".
@@ImSquiggs yup it's an easy thing to do for sure. But it's important to do your research as well as a company
Time ya definitely a Chinese lock name
@@ImSquiggs Many if not most countries around the world (and it's not even an English-speaking phenomenon) recognise "caca" as poo.
Still waiting for "Opening a lock with a lock".
He destructively opened a masterlock breakaway lock with another lock, if that counts.
Opening a lock with a *MasterLock*
@@Corrael The other way would be more of a challenge.
I can just imagine the lawyer saying:"hold my beer"....
This is hilarious!!!!! Great job! 😂😂🤣
I kinda feel bad his videos aren’t longer! He deserves every cent!