10 People Who Died From Incredibly Minor Injuries | Random Thursday

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  • From slipping on an orange peel to using too much deodorant, these are cases of people who died from incredibly minor injuries.
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    10 Death from Hamster Spit
    Goro Ito, from Japan, Died after his pet hamster named Aiko bit him. The autopsy showed that he had died after reacting to a protein in the hamster’s saliva that brought about a case of anaphylaxis
    9 Death from Peacock Scratch
    On March 30, 1997, Vichai Thongto from Thailand was feeding the family’s four peacocks when one clawed at his head. He soon began suffering headaches and fell into a coma. A hospital scan showed a blood clot on his brain due to the peacock’s scratch. He died the next day.
    8 Death from Deodorant
    Jonathan Capewell from Oldham England was obsessed with smelling fresh and would cover his entire body with deodorant at least twice a day. He died July 20th, 1998 from a heart attack after the deodorant gasses built up in his body over months of repeatedly spraying himself in his unventilated bathroom.
    7 Death from Manners
    Tycho Brahe, a Danish nobleman and astronomer, died October 24, 1601 from bladder complications after attending a banquet where he refused to use the restroom knowing that it was impolite to leave before the meal was done. After the banquet Tycho no longer was able to urinate, and 10 days later he died. It is reported that he wrote his own epitaph, stating “He lived like a sage and died like a fool.”
    6 Death by Dessert
    Adolf Frederick, the King of Sweden, ate himself to death in 1771 after having a meal consisting of lobster, caviar, sauerkraut, cabbage soup, smoked herring, champagne, and 14 servings of his favorite dessert, Selma (Bread dipped in a bowl of hot milk) He is known by Swedish children as “The King that Ate Himself to Death”
    I wonder if Tycho Brahe was at that meal because that would have taken a while...
    5 Death by Laughter
    On 24th of March 1975, Alex Mitchell passed away after watching the “Kung Fu Kapers” episode of The Goodies. Reportedly, due to the TV episode, Mitchell laughed continuously for 25 minutes, and finally fell dead on the sofa from heart failure. His widow later sent a thank you letter to The Goodies for making Mitchell’s final moments of life so pleasant.
    4 Death by Fastball
    At the top of the 5th inning, Ray “Chappie” Chapman, shortstop for the Cleveland Indians baseball team, was hit by a submarine ball thrown by Carl Mays. The Baseball hit Chapman in the temple. Chapman collapsed and died August 17, 1920, about 12 hours later. He remains the only baseball player killed by a pitched ball.
    3 Death from Frustration
    Jack Daniel, yes, THE Jack Daniel, died of blood poisoning the originated in his toe. One early morning in 1911, Jack daniel kicked his office safe in anger, because he couldn’t remember the combination to open it. That anger and a powerful kick to the safe resulted in an infection in his toe and ultimately his death. His last words were, “One last drink, please."
    2 Death by Tongue
    Allan Pinkerton, the founder of the famous Pinkerton detective agency, died in Chicago in 1884 after he slipped on the pavement and severely bit down on his tongue. Due to the bit, his tongue became infected with gangrene, which resulted in his untimely death.
    1 Death by Irony
    Bobby Leach was one of the greatest dare devils to ever live. He would regularly perform death defying stunts and was only the second person in history to go over the side of the Niagara Falls in a barrel. One day, however, while walking down a quiet street in New Zealand, Leach slipped on an orange peel, broke his leg, and died due to complications that he developed afterwards.

Komentáře • 6K

  • @drfancyman6616
    @drfancyman6616 Před 4 lety +5497

    My dad walked in when you said “and that’s why I don’t molest ferrets.” And he just looked at me for a second and walked out.

    • @natayapenzellna
      @natayapenzellna Před 4 lety +51

      Roland Hilborn 🤣🤣

    • @nejx8711
      @nejx8711 Před 4 lety +252

      Roland Hilborn that’s why I never watch anything without headphones, expect the unexpected 😂

    • @braeeee_
      @braeeee_ Před 4 lety +59

      That just happened didn't it.

    • @lillianfiori9189
      @lillianfiori9189 Před 4 lety +14

      😱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Unknown0ne
      @Unknown0ne Před 4 lety +44

      Nearly died laughing at that comment...

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 Před 3 lety +510

    For ironic deaths: Okay, so she didn't DIE, but my grandmother almost died in critical care after being hit by an ambulance

    • @glowinggold9488
      @glowinggold9488 Před 3 lety +46

      Did the ambulance take her to the hospital?.

    • @OneTrueCat
      @OneTrueCat Před 3 lety +49

      @@glowinggold9488 and flee the scene of an accident!? That's against THE LAW!

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas Před 2 lety +10

      a friend of mine got hit by an off duty ambulance driver.

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 Před 2 lety +12

      I met a lovely older lady in a hospital. She had originally been taken there for a few heart symptoms. ER staff declared her to be well, and wish her luck. She fell in the foyer on the way to meet her family after discharge. Broke her hip, and when I met her she'd been in the hospital for nearly four months.

    • @lastnamefirst4035
      @lastnamefirst4035 Před rokem +5

      @@glowinggold9488 she took the ambulance to court

  • @driinun8433
    @driinun8433 Před 4 lety +1985

    "These people died doing things you probably did today"
    Numer 9: PEACOCK ATTACK

    • @CK28989
      @CK28989 Před 4 lety +83

      I frequently slip on orange peels, refuse to excuse myself from dinner, and eat 12 servings of dessert.

    • @laurelannkline
      @laurelannkline Před 4 lety +24

      If you go to Victoria BC there is wild peacocks in the park they are agressive as hell.

    • @tehvix_
      @tehvix_ Před 4 lety +19

      *kicks safe*
      Yup I definitely have a safe lying around, and kick it pretty frequently

    • @nickgrice7288
      @nickgrice7288 Před 4 lety +8

      I have a peacock farm right beside my house and I live in the country. Is that normal ?

    • @pradanamardya1851
      @pradanamardya1851 Před 4 lety +6

      But you can died from chicken attack (by takeo ischi)

  • @christinaify
    @christinaify Před 2 lety +252

    "Wore a gold nose because he lost his in a duel." The vast majority of prosthetic noses of that time were to hide the affects of late stage syphilis. Which sword did he use in this alleged duel?

    • @ulalaFrugilega
      @ulalaFrugilega Před 2 lety +13

      Gorgeous comment!!!

    • @sorryminati4719
      @sorryminati4719 Před 2 lety +15

      the duel happened in his youth.
      he died 30 years atleast after the event

    • @christinaify
      @christinaify Před 2 lety +9

      @@sorryminati4719 damn you and your facts coming in to ruin my golden syphilis nose!

    • @sorryminati4719
      @sorryminati4719 Před 2 lety +6

      @@christinaify 😂
      I couldnt resist putting my nose into your nosy theory :-P
      tbh I've always been intrigued by Tycho Brahe

    • @IchorX
      @IchorX Před 2 lety +2

      Clearly not a good one.

  • @huchlvr
    @huchlvr Před 4 lety +806

    There was a writer in the 30s who died by martini. He accidentally drank a toothpick from the olive, it pierced his intestines and he died of peritonitis.

    • @Legionmint7091
      @Legionmint7091 Před 4 lety +11

      Hutchlover Ds Sounds like Sherwood Anderson but he died in 1941.

    • @cannibalbananas
      @cannibalbananas Před 4 lety +9

      ouch! 😣

    • @zoomer8367
      @zoomer8367 Před 4 lety +7

      That's not a minor injury

    • @mondotv4216
      @mondotv4216 Před 4 lety +24

      Stanley Well neither is a 100mph fastball to the temple. Not really my definition of minor.

    • @zoomer8367
      @zoomer8367 Před 4 lety +4

      @@mondotv4216 I waa referring to the video's title and this comment mentioning this death, so that's why I said thwt it wasn't a minor injury

  • @aquila435
    @aquila435 Před 6 lety +1070

    90 mile per hour fastball to the temple doesn't strike me as an "incredibly minor injury"

  • @nihilistteddy3
    @nihilistteddy3 Před 4 lety +2228

    My anxiety is going to have fun with this video 😂

    • @emkdpk2006
      @emkdpk2006 Před 4 lety +13

      Right!!!!🤣😂

    • @paul9156c
      @paul9156c Před 4 lety +15

      Cannabis is a great alternative medicine for anxiety. Google "Rick Simpson Oil", 'cause it'll cure what ails ya!

    • @otx.stomper445
      @otx.stomper445 Před 4 lety +3

      Same here 😂😂😂

    • @allofe6044
      @allofe6044 Před 4 lety +4

      me too especialy the laughter one

    • @softwalnut179
      @softwalnut179 Před 4 lety +4

      Do you know what anxiety is? This triggers nothing and I have moderate anxiety.

  • @alpacawizard2253
    @alpacawizard2253 Před 2 lety +75

    I've been hit by a car twice, I've cracked my skull open falling off a ladder, gotten chased by dogs, had an abscess, developed multiple allergies and lived as an asthmatic in a city with a humidity level of 85% on average for the last 27 years of my life and funnily enough the closest I've been to death was from eating a dirty banana and almost getting killed by the infection lol

    • @bunnyluver2176
      @bunnyluver2176 Před rokem +8

      How could you eat a dirty banana? Did you eat the peel? Now I'm nervous about bananas.

    • @lastnamefirst4035
      @lastnamefirst4035 Před rokem +5

      @@bunnyluver2176 ikr? Did they drop it on the ground, pick it back up and eat it? Dirty Banana sounds like a fancy cocktail

    • @kellyhoward6941
      @kellyhoward6941 Před rokem +3

      @@lastnamefirst4035 LOL! I wanna open a bar & offer Dirty Bananas.

    • @jussitikkuri6991
      @jussitikkuri6991 Před rokem

      My toe looked like the one in Joe Scoot. So I went to see my Dr. VERY quick. Well my Doc freaked. And I listened to the Doc and went to the ER. They checked me in. I had surgery the next day. They cut my toe off. The toe next to my big toe. because I acted fast they didn't have to chase the gangrene up m foot. lemme tell ya what.
      It hurt really bad for 6 months. Keep an eye on you're feet and toes. I had a visiting nurse 3X a week so ... I wasn't really lonely. They all did a great job so Thanks to Visiting Nurses I got better. Pre Covid... so there's that thing there too.

    • @mikeguilmette776
      @mikeguilmette776 Před 11 měsíci

      Beware Highlanders carrying swords.

  • @thulyblu5486
    @thulyblu5486 Před 6 lety +388

    misleading tombstone of deodorant guy: "Died by axe"

    • @johnrockett5155
      @johnrockett5155 Před 6 lety +11

      Thulyblu hahA nice .. but he was english and its called lynx over here haha

    • @nuwbers
      @nuwbers Před 6 lety

      John Rockett like the animal?

    • @johnrockett5155
      @johnrockett5155 Před 6 lety

      Nuwbers yeah

    • @memememegaming
      @memememegaming Před 6 lety +3

      "Died by Lynx Effect. Too much deodorant.

    • @doorico8577
      @doorico8577 Před 6 lety +4

      John Rockett and a lynx is an animal. So it would still be misleading lol

  • @hussam9044
    @hussam9044 Před 5 lety +1073

    not even passing the 10 minute mark?
    *what a fucking legend*

    • @mantassudzius2306
      @mantassudzius2306 Před 5 lety +7

      Yep pretty much

    • @pixelee3890
      @pixelee3890 Před 5 lety +34

      There’s people that go over 10 minutes for money and those who go under so people think they not in it for money.

    • @memebeing8753
      @memebeing8753 Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah thats what i was thinking

    • @hankthetankmeyer2538
      @hankthetankmeyer2538 Před 5 lety +3

      TeamXhussam I know

    • @Jmack7861
      @Jmack7861 Před 5 lety +14

      He was so close. THIS is the hero we need

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace Před 5 lety +478

    My great-uncle was shot in the toe in the First World War. It got infected and turned gangrenous, and they had to cut off his foot. Then the infection spread and they had to cut off his leg at the knee. Then at the thigh. Then it spread to the other leg and they had to cut that one off too. He spent the rest of his life in wheelchair in a veteran hospital making children's toys and toilet paper roll cosies.

    • @gregspencer3225
      @gregspencer3225 Před 5 lety +18

      Underrated comment.

    • @tikalthewhimsicott2736
      @tikalthewhimsicott2736 Před 5 lety +30

      NoJusticeNoPeace I'm a drop a F for your great-unkle. Man I'm a reference this in a book series I plan to create once I'm in college.

    • @eoincronin6146
      @eoincronin6146 Před 5 lety +32

      To think I complain when I stub my toe. I'm sure your great uncle's toys were of the highest quality and that he made many a toilet paper roll very cosy

    • @kimcobbsdachihuahua2447
      @kimcobbsdachihuahua2447 Před 5 lety +4

      I thought stubbing my toe was bad

    • @mateuszodrzywoek8658
      @mateuszodrzywoek8658 Před 5 lety +5

      Press F to pay respects for $19.99

  • @ABusFullaJewz
    @ABusFullaJewz Před 3 lety +205

    "number 10: death by hamster spit"
    Oh this is gonna be a good list

    • @0x777
      @0x777 Před 2 lety

      That's what you get for naming your hamster "peanut".

  • @davidmccartney189
    @davidmccartney189 Před 4 lety +508

    “Molesting a ferret”!? That’s what you went with?

    • @virginiaconnor8350
      @virginiaconnor8350 Před 3 lety +14

      Well, there's a competition called "ferret-licking". The ferrets run up one pants leg and down the other. I think the first one to survive this ferret licking you wins.

    • @davidmccartney189
      @davidmccartney189 Před 3 lety +12

      @@virginiaconnor8350 makes sense

    • @DolceVita
      @DolceVita Před 3 lety +10

      he very clearly said he didnt GO WITH any ferrets...

    • @katrinamarina4692
      @katrinamarina4692 Před 3 lety +2

      @@virginiaconnor8350 ouch?

  • @merileehanson9695
    @merileehanson9695 Před 5 lety +205

    My husband got a papercut on his finger while reaching below the car seat to push bar to scoot it forward. Just random paper. He was taking my 4 year old to hospital for a inpatient test for epilepsy. He touched every doorknob and surface there. That was Thursday...by Sunday he was admitted to the hospital, hand twice it's size, red line almost to his armpit, had surgery to run antibiotics directly onto his tendons that night. MRSA. Was hospitalized for a WEEK, port put into his heart for direct Vancomiacin for 7 weeks. No work. In bed. Dangerously weak and sick. True story. How fragile we can be.

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 Před 5 lety +4

      Did he live?

    • @merileehanson9695
      @merileehanson9695 Před 5 lety +41

      @@masterson0713
      yes, but unfortunately just died 3 weeks ago of complications of Huntington's Disease. We were together since I was 16. I'm 49. I miss him.

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 Před 5 lety +18

      @@merileehanson9695 33 long wonderful years. Most people don't get that. You must have had some really good times together. Made life together. Beautiful.

    • @r20077
      @r20077 Před 5 lety +11

      @@merileehanson9695 I'm so sorry for your loss, I hope you recover from his death

    • @marilynphan
      @marilynphan Před 5 lety +3

      Poor guy, I hope he is doing better.

  • @josephjeon804
    @josephjeon804 Před 4 lety +226

    "These people died doing normal things"
    10) getting chewed on by a hamster
    9) getting clawed by hamster
    8) Spraying deoderant 2 times a day ALL OVER HIS BODY
    ...idk if any of these are normal things man

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 Před 4 lety +43

      You mean clawed by a peacock?

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko Před 4 lety +22

      Clawed by a hamster lol

    • @D0M0C0RE
      @D0M0C0RE Před 4 lety +5

      Deodorant*

    • @availanila
      @availanila Před 4 lety +1

      The three replies here are not picking 😁 but not me. 😅

    • @ClingyCrab
      @ClingyCrab Před 4 lety +6

      @Dorothy Lensa
      You’re picking on the other comments though.
      And I’m picking on yours.
      This reply section is completely picking.

  • @apa3860
    @apa3860 Před 3 lety +409

    him: "hamster named Aiko.."
    me: stares at my cat named Aiko
    cat: ...
    me: ...dont

  • @loganstroganoff1284
    @loganstroganoff1284 Před 2 lety +64

    My mom's former coworker nearly died from what started as a mosquito bite. Somehow it got infected and over the course of a week she got weaker and sick to the point she had to go to the hospital where they discovered she had some infection that had gotten into her bloodstream. They thought it was too late but she managed to pull thru after like a month in the hospital

  • @leemarten8904
    @leemarten8904 Před 4 lety +402

    The hamster got a stay of execution and was eventually paroled after his sentance was commuted to life with a recommendation that he serve 20 years hard labour (the hamster wheel)

    • @beancanneedstherapy8998
      @beancanneedstherapy8998 Před 4 lety +9

      That is hilarious

    • @rubgotmoneyjeffrey8047
      @rubgotmoneyjeffrey8047 Před 4 lety +3

      lol

    • @Sydney-Fish-Market
      @Sydney-Fish-Market Před 4 lety +4

      Achievement unlocked: get liked by user "Hello World".

    • @mksabourinable
      @mksabourinable Před 3 lety +5

      Man 20yrs? On an animal whose lifespan is 2yrs? That's harsh

    • @katrinamarina4692
      @katrinamarina4692 Před 3 lety +4

      @@mksabourinable exactly what i was thinking. i wouldn't want to meet a 20 yr old hamster. i bet he learned to talk at some point. probably the size of a small dog, and a memoryof the wheel.. "YOU go run around that f*ing wheel, a**hole."

  • @justsomerandomperson
    @justsomerandomperson Před 6 lety +4059

    *Poor ferret.*

  • @applesthecat
    @applesthecat Před 3 lety +91

    “Don’t let this video freak you out too much”
    Jokes on you, I already have crippling anxiety about dying in weird unexpected ways

    • @earnold1896
      @earnold1896 Před 3 lety

      @Grace B. If we stopped to think of the 1000s of things we could die from we would probably have a heart attack haha. Think how many die from accidents too... 1000s and 1000s which is scary.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Před 3 lety +2

      I wanna die by a velociraptor weilding a machine gun.
      Hey, if I gotta go, I want to be too confused to be scared.

    • @debbiehenri345
      @debbiehenri345 Před 3 lety

      @@earnold1896 Well, wouldn't that be ironic? Dying of worrying about all the different ways you could die.

    • @chickenlover657
      @chickenlover657 Před 2 lety +1

      Over 90% of people die in their own home and out of that percentage 60% die in the kitchen or shower....Now you have a nice day...

  • @illbeyourstumbleine
    @illbeyourstumbleine Před 5 lety +163

    I almost died from a stubbed toe. It had a small cut on it and turned into a blood infection that turned into sepsis that turned into bacterial meningitis. Spent over a month at Clark Memorial hospital Dr. Porter in the ER caught it right away. Was diagnosed within 4 hours because I knew the symptoms and managed to keep all my limbs despite them now having major nerve damage. We think the treatment of the crazy strong antibiotics triggered my body to also go haywire and now I also have chronic autoimmune disorders. I still feel completely lucky and blessed because I know I could have died or lost my limbs. I luckily knew the symptoms and sought help right away and my age of 29 also helped because my strain of meningitis although bacterial wasn't as strong because I was older than most cases. So that is my story of almost dying of a stubbed toe!

    • @SilentNight-us2tn
      @SilentNight-us2tn Před 5 lety +4

      Glad you made it. Shame about your current condition. I know someone who had a bad back, then heart problems because of the back meds, and a chronic autoimmune condition because of all that medication. They now take 28 tablets a day, plus patches for the skin and all sorts.

    • @killysnowsw
      @killysnowsw Před 5 lety +6

      damn

    • @mommyedward6117
      @mommyedward6117 Před 5 lety

      Why did you put this out? No ones reading this shiz

    • @dumb4761
      @dumb4761 Před 5 lety +1

      r/thathappened

    • @illbeyourstumbleine
      @illbeyourstumbleine Před 5 lety +7

      @@mommyedward6117 I guess about 21 people have read it. It's just my weird story about my toe🤷‍♀️

  • @aisle9
    @aisle9 Před 5 lety +445

    "And that is why I don't molest ferrets."
    Subbed.

  • @ristopoho824
    @ristopoho824 Před 5 lety +650

    And then there are those millions each year who die because of mosquito bites.
    ..if that counts..

    • @MsMRkv
      @MsMRkv Před 4 lety +7

      Ikr

    • @JakeTurbine
      @JakeTurbine Před 4 lety +45

      Do they die of mosquito bites or the deadly diseases they carry? One is far more impressive than the other.

    • @BlackoutFury
      @BlackoutFury Před 4 lety +9

      you know mosquitos aren't all the same lol. some carry deadly diseases like yellow fever. get your IQ up a bit.

    • @bananaisnotcool5496
      @bananaisnotcool5496 Před 4 lety +4

      Jake Turbine
      Diseases. But if you itch a bad mosquito bite too hard, the limb the bite was on may actually have to be amputated ( I believe )

    • @Ace-dv5ce
      @Ace-dv5ce Před 4 lety

      bananaisnotcool people can be allergic too

  • @0x777
    @0x777 Před 2 lety +21

    My great-grand uncle worked in an explosives factory, and that way long, long before safety was considered important. Accidents were common and the chance to actually survive to retirement was slim. He also was a heavy smoker, which make everyone expect him to die in an explosion sooner or later.
    He died a day after retiring from lung cancer.

  • @sophievogel8116
    @sophievogel8116 Před 4 lety +557

    Achilles: *sees video*
    Achilles: “AM I JOKE TO YOU?”

  • @hollyvaughn7764
    @hollyvaughn7764 Před 5 lety +55

    Yep. Once had a patient who died after cardiac surgery- he’d ignored an ingrown toenail until it caused vegetation of one of his valves ( an infection). His post op course was downhill. He was in his 40s. Don’t ignore stuff people.

    • @devdawg22
      @devdawg22 Před 4 lety +4

      Omg my daughter had Congenital heart disease and had double valve replacement at 8 months old. People don't get why I get alittle nuts over a cut or illness. She already has to take antibiotics before dental appointments. I agree I may go overboard but endocarditis is just one more thing I worry about with her but atleast I can have some fight against it unlike other stuff

    • @opalfishsparklequasar8663
      @opalfishsparklequasar8663 Před 4 lety +4

      Once you've worked in medicine, or have been a seriously ill patient,
      you're vigilant for life.
      And other people ignoring your admonitions only sets you off more.
      Becsuse they're oblivious to risk.

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 Před 4 lety +4

      Same thing happened to my wife's grandfather, from ignoring a tooth infection, turned into an abcess, then into blood infection, then dead. I almost lost my big toe from an ingrown toenail infection, they can be pretty bad.

  • @sarahharvey9783
    @sarahharvey9783 Před 5 lety +1093

    It’s not a minor injury if someone dies from it

    • @rybel461
      @rybel461 Před 5 lety +34

      Bored beaver I think he meant it like injuries that would normally be a minor injury but someone somehow died from it.

    • @tohshsyddh4914
      @tohshsyddh4914 Před 5 lety +15

      .... slips on banana peel *dies*, stubbed toe *dies*, laughs *dies... “are you sure about that?”-John Cena 😂

    • @ibuttayotoast167
      @ibuttayotoast167 Před 5 lety

      Lol true

    • @Phoenix-sl4nq
      @Phoenix-sl4nq Před 5 lety +2

      • Xox•FluffyPenguin•xoX • lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @genraldmoney3713
      @genraldmoney3713 Před 5 lety

      @T.S. Studio its called diabetes

  • @dirkardostevergreen4827
    @dirkardostevergreen4827 Před 2 lety +58

    The Goodies was a popular show in Australia and staple viewing for a lot of Aussie kids growing up in the 70s and 80s. The actors actually had ties to the Monty Python cast back before they were Monty Python and the humour in the Goodies is similar although distinctly unique. A lot of the shows would be considered too politically incorrect by today’s standards but it was awesome show back in the day and superbly well written and produced.

    • @jqpublic3104
      @jqpublic3104 Před 2 lety +3

      Goody goody gumdrop...

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse Před 10 měsíci

      Same. I grew up watching the Goodies here in Aotearoa New Zealand and thought they were wonderful.

    • @peterager1092
      @peterager1092 Před 7 měsíci

      Yeah, I remember the Kung Fu Kapers episode. Pissed myself laughing but didn't die.

  • @ben_malie4407
    @ben_malie4407 Před 5 lety +582

    What’s a bad song to play at a funeral?
    Another one bites the dust

  • @pmsavenger
    @pmsavenger Před 6 lety +691

    As a Swede, I feel weirdly compelled to confirm that we do indeed refer to dear old Adolf Fredrik only really in relation to how he ate too much semlor and died. I could google him, I guess, to figure out more, but at the top of my head, all I would know is that and nothing else.
    Although to be fair, death by semlor is a fairly noble pursuit. I can think of worse ways to go.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  Před 6 lety +20

      I’d never heard of semlor before. Apparently what you eat now - the pastries filled with cream - is not what they ate back then. But that’s based on 10 minutes of research. 🙂

    • @Erik_Arnqvist
      @Erik_Arnqvist Před 6 lety +6

      19 year old swede here, never heard of this king before this video. Guess who slept through history class (it was our first lesson monday mornings like cmon).

    • @fheedpexx9267
      @fheedpexx9267 Před 6 lety +8

      Another Swede here. The main difference is that what he ate was swimming in warm milk. It's still a (not so well known) tradition to have a really heavy fika on the day of his death.

    • @kasperdahlin6675
      @kasperdahlin6675 Před 6 lety +2

      Kat Käre landsman, I love your English

    • @nockieboy
      @nockieboy Před 6 lety +3

      I want to try a semlor now!

  • @Th3K1dd
    @Th3K1dd Před 6 lety +1104

    Little known fact, this guy’s brother is Charlie on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

    • @barrybonds63
      @barrybonds63 Před 6 lety +11

      The Washington Pundit Thank you for sharing this

    • @garyjohnson8012
      @garyjohnson8012 Před 6 lety +16

      Where did you even hear this?

    • @AncientHoplite
      @AncientHoplite Před 6 lety +108

      Aidan Stitt It's a joke, it's because he sounds almost exactly like him and sort of looks like him.

    • @Th3K1dd
      @Th3K1dd Před 6 lety +69

      I made it up

    • @boogsbirdgirl208
      @boogsbirdgirl208 Před 6 lety +4

      This guy should be called charlie gay

  • @bjorsam6979
    @bjorsam6979 Před 3 lety +46

    Hey Joe, this video sure lifted my spirits, but that swedish king most likely did NOT die from Semla or Hetvägg, not even by overeating anything for that matter. Most historians says he suffered a mundane stroke. The story is a myth and most swedish kids know it's just a tale and nothing more. Which is a good thing because we love semla just as much as any king.

  • @mothman7100
    @mothman7100 Před 6 lety +81

    I skipped through part of the video and first thing I hear is "and thats why I dont molest ferrets"

  • @markoszilagyi9056
    @markoszilagyi9056 Před 6 lety +294

    I stepped on lego and hit my pinkie into a table's edge. I'm still alive... Is it a miracle?

  • @jasonmarusic5695
    @jasonmarusic5695 Před 5 lety +300

    He could make the video 10 minutes
    But he didnt, I respect that

    • @geoffreystraw5268
      @geoffreystraw5268 Před 5 lety +8

      That's not a thing anymore. CZcams has changed so many times. I really wish people would stop spreading this bs that 10 mins means anything anymore. It's all about how long you can get people to watch your channel. No hard lines like 10 mins.

    • @dickomin
      @dickomin Před 5 lety +4

      Look at when this was published

    • @2raw554
      @2raw554 Před 5 lety

      1000 subscribers without Any videos yes I’m so great full

    • @threecheeseburrito
      @threecheeseburrito Před 4 lety +1

      Pretty sure everyone else in the reply chain is now in a wooosh. That being said, r/wooosh.

    • @paulhernandez9062
      @paulhernandez9062 Před 4 lety

      I like to fart on hookers

  • @lizzybearcutie
    @lizzybearcutie Před 2 lety +15

    I find it fascinating how the human body and go through so much trauma or damage and still work, yet sometimes what seems like something inconsequential can wind up taking us out.

  • @e.z.hernandez6378
    @e.z.hernandez6378 Před 4 lety +16

    There was a Japanese man that nervously practiced bowing for a job interview so much right before the interview that when it came time for the interview, his well practiced bow was a little sharp and caused an aneurism killing him right there

    • @mariao9613
      @mariao9613 Před 2 lety

      Huh?

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 Před rokem +2

      @@mariao9613 Do you not know the Japanese practice of bowing? They bend forward from the waist to someone as part of a greeting, especially to people they hope to impress, such as a potential employer, and how deeply a person bows is governed by the status of the person one bows to. Evidently, the man practicing his polite bow did it too crisply when the time came, and caused an aneurysm.

  • @lumbagoman9409
    @lumbagoman9409 Před 5 lety +1960

    changed the comment :)

  • @charliedog-zi6dp
    @charliedog-zi6dp Před 5 lety +95

    “Remember Joe Scott?”
    “Oh yea that CZcamsr that died from missing eyebrows”

  • @victoriadipasquale1201
    @victoriadipasquale1201 Před 3 lety +71

    I skipped ahead ten seconds and all I hear is: “And that’s why I don’t molest ferrets”
    Me: What?

  • @coto605
    @coto605 Před 5 lety +267

    Did you know 79 percent of stair deaths happen on the stairs

  • @itstrue2599
    @itstrue2599 Před 5 lety +19

    It's heartbreaking when you lose the ones you love but when you lose them over unseen circumstances like this it makes it all the more difficult.

  • @Paul-nr2em
    @Paul-nr2em Před 6 lety +260

    I died from kicking a bed
    I also had cancer but that’s not the point

  • @davidg4026
    @davidg4026 Před 3 lety +13

    I had an infected wisdom tooth back in '03 that almost killed me... the infection got into my spinal cord and now I'm a quadriplegic. No joke! Don't neglect dental health people!

    • @kellyhoward6941
      @kellyhoward6941 Před rokem +4

      Well, this comment will keep me up for weeks. I have 3 very badly deteriorated molars that are abscessed that HAVE to come out. Problem is, I also have VERY severe deterioration in my jaw joints, as in, all cartilage is gone, they're bone-on-bone. I can't open my mouth any wider than to get a (thinly sliced) piece of bread between my teeth. So the teeth HAVE to come out pronto, but they CAN'T get to them, & I can't find anyone who has a clue what to do about the jaw joints. Talk about being up the proverbial creek.

  • @anyar9127
    @anyar9127 Před 5 lety +176

    I think we have all thought we died from a stubbed toe before

  • @sinandcyanide7505
    @sinandcyanide7505 Před 6 lety +161

    My younger brother drowned but was revived at age 3. Later, hee was speared through the cheek (hr now has one dimple lol), hit by a car going 40 mph... then he went on to become a Ranger and badly tore his rotator cuff jumping out of a plane and broke a femur in multiple places during training then KEPT RUNNING on it! That kid is indestructible. I think he may have made a deal with the devil as a toddler.

    • @mitchelllimque2027
      @mitchelllimque2027 Před 6 lety +19

      Right...

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 Před 6 lety +2

      Wtf

    • @Dark0niro
      @Dark0niro Před 6 lety +11

      My brother revived at age 6 after hyper-ventilating, he got stabbed to death but only has some scars, got hit by his own wheel chair in the hospital at 2mph, he became a mountain climber but broke his arm when he fell down the stairs on the Everest. Some people are really lucky

    • @wut2809
      @wut2809 Před 6 lety

      Wait wtf

    • @billybobjoe102_5
      @billybobjoe102_5 Před 6 lety +2

      Darko Corp he was stabbed to death and survived?!?!??! WOW!

  • @King-tm4lm
    @King-tm4lm Před 5 lety +961

    Ninja died from ligma.

    • @p1xel870
      @p1xel870 Před 5 lety +27

      What’s ligma?

    • @King-tm4lm
      @King-tm4lm Před 5 lety +52

      @@p1xel870 A disease common in gamers.

    • @p1xel870
      @p1xel870 Před 5 lety +71

      I set you up. Why the hell didn’t you say “ligma nuts”? YOU HAD SUCH A GOOD OPPORTUNITY

    • @King-tm4lm
      @King-tm4lm Před 5 lety +20

      @@p1xel870 I know I just had 2

    • @Bigbadgoon
      @Bigbadgoon Před 5 lety +46

      @@King-tm4lm
      Ligma is such a shitty joke, only sugandese people do it

  • @EngineMashups
    @EngineMashups Před 3 lety +9

    I remember this joke my dad loves to tell (it’s annoying)
    A guy who’s super well known around his village sits at a bar. Someone comes up to him like ‘don’t I know you?’
    The guy sighs and turns around like ‘well, I singlehandedly fixed the village bridge, I mended the tractors, I’m a huge donator to the church, but you have sex with ONE sheep…’

  • @jaymeebrown5714
    @jaymeebrown5714 Před 4 lety +163

    I went to a funeral and they played "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
    *That was a strange funeral*

  • @nauga2295
    @nauga2295 Před 5 lety +170

    Title should read, "People who died because they didn't have antibiotics".

    • @StellarPlagues
      @StellarPlagues Před 5 lety +9

      Nauga except for the blood clot, heart attack, laughter, trauma and other random explained incidents.

    • @krymera666x7
      @krymera666x7 Před 5 lety +8

      Hamster death would have been antihistamines

    • @ukspizzaman
      @ukspizzaman Před 5 lety +1

      .. and soon its going to be "people who died because people with a common cold demanded antibiotics, and the doctor complied because he was afraid of being sued. Thereby causing resistance".

    • @cosmoshfa88savant66
      @cosmoshfa88savant66 Před 5 lety +1

      or Vaccinations :-)

    • @JustNatax3
      @JustNatax3 Před 5 lety

      Well... Allergies fucking sucked back in the days too. *Anaphylactic shock? Guess I'll diiieee...*

  • @win_failure
    @win_failure Před 6 lety +716

    Last month I was actually laughing way too hard continuously for 35-40 minutes. Damn, I would have died😂😂

  • @Amy_the_Lizard
    @Amy_the_Lizard Před 4 lety +16

    I have a great-aunt who died from popping a pimple. My family refers to it as the 'Pimple of Death'. In the early 1950s the woman had a pimple on the edge of her upper lip, and popped it, without having washed her hands or the pimple itself in advance, and without cleaning the wound afterwards. A few hours later, she became noticeably sick as the pimple wound had become infected, and quickly advanced into blood poisoning. She was taken to the hospital, but because ground zero of the infection was in the danger triangle of the face, the infection reached her brain very quick and killed her. And that is why my mom's side of the family takes pimples very seriously.

    • @BooserBoi
      @BooserBoi Před rokem +2

      Honestly, thank you for sharing this. I've never thought to clean the pimple itself BEFORE popping, only after. Definitely changing up my strategy from now on lol

    • @stellamariss3335
      @stellamariss3335 Před rokem +2

      Shit now I’m gonna take my mom seriously when she scolds me for not washing my face or hands when messing with my acne

    • @stellamariss3335
      @stellamariss3335 Před rokem +1

      Shit now I’m gonna take my mom seriously when she scolds me for not washing my face or hands when messing with my acne

  • @CloverKismet
    @CloverKismet Před 5 lety +77

    The Real Cause of Death: 8:10
    1:52 Anaphylactic Shock
    2:31 Blood Clot
    3:13 Heart Attack
    3:55 Urinary Retention (or) Kidney Failure?
    5:05 Severe Sepsis
    5:29 Heart Attack
    6:10 Blunt Force Trauma: Contusion?
    6:30 Gangrene
    6:57 Gangrene
    7:25 Gangrene

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile Před 5 lety +7

      Ray Chapman most likely suffered from a ruptured middle meningial artery, which lies under the thinnest part of our skull bones at the temple.
      The fast ball most likely fractured the skull at that region and then broke the blood vessel. Blood pooling between the skull and meninges then would put pressure on the brain tissues and damage them.

    • @fuckinpandemic25
      @fuckinpandemic25 Před 5 lety +1

      If you hold in your pee long enough it'll go back in your body and cause an infection which can destroy your organs

    • @Legionmint7091
      @Legionmint7091 Před 4 lety

      5.29 - Stroke.

  • @ballisticbadger9955
    @ballisticbadger9955 Před 4 lety +72

    In Denmark we actually have a term called "Thycho Brahe dag" (Thycho Brahe day).
    This term is used to refer to a day that has just been filled with bad luck from start to end..

    • @chickenlover657
      @chickenlover657 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh...I expected it to be a day when you all don't pee...You know, just because you're Danish and do crazy shit for fun.

    • @ulalaFrugilega
      @ulalaFrugilega Před 2 lety

      @@chickenlover657 loL

    • @0x777
      @0x777 Před 2 lety

      @@chickenlover657 If you knew the Danish TV, you'd know that they don't have much else to entertain themselves.

  • @bradlfsh
    @bradlfsh Před 4 lety +351

    No the peacock was trying to warn the guy about the blood clot.

    • @ThatDepressedCrow
      @ThatDepressedCrow Před 4 lety +9

      I agree

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 Před 4 lety +27

      Baker McBrad Like trying to warn somebody they have a heart condition by jumping at them with a knife and repeatedly slashing their chest. Sounds legit.

    • @abdullah9506
      @abdullah9506 Před 4 lety +6

      daer devvyl yes

    • @jeff-hd9og
      @jeff-hd9og Před 4 lety

      daer devvyl wooosh

    • @moviegirl1100
      @moviegirl1100 Před 3 lety +1

      that was very thoughtful of the peacock.

  • @0nlyT4y
    @0nlyT4y Před 3 lety +3

    This made me think of 2 Aussie stories..
    Phillip Hughes was an Australian cricketer who died from a ball that had been bowled to him and hit him in the neck. It prompted changes to cricket helmets.
    An Aussie woman, Jennifer Strange, died from drinking too much water and holding her pee while competing in a radio contest called "hold your wee for a Wii". Her family was awarded $18m.

  • @vertigoawaypls
    @vertigoawaypls Před 6 lety +90

    I feel attacked. I'm a ferret. What the heck man

  • @timberlunadeazul
    @timberlunadeazul Před 4 lety +23

    When I was 13 my dad survived falling two stories off a ladder, landing on an electric screwdriver that went into his throat (just below his jaw). It then turned on which caused it to drill even further into his throat. It missed his carotid artery by a matter of millimeters, took half his tongue and twisted his voice box causing it to be partially paralyzed. He was told he would never talk or eat again. It's been 22 years since and he can both eat and talk although he does have a noticeable lisp and tends to choke easily. All this was caused by trying to make a simple repair to a rain gutter.

    • @secograffiti7522
      @secograffiti7522 Před 4 lety

      Holy shit

    • @carma3619
      @carma3619 Před 4 lety

      Damn.....that sounds painful...

    • @joeyscerbo7776
      @joeyscerbo7776 Před 4 lety +1

      LunaSe7en It’s amazing that he could make it through that and is still beating the odds, I so happy he made it!

    • @timberlunadeazul
      @timberlunadeazul Před 4 lety

      @The White Boy Next Door lol, I certainly don't either.

    • @Napoleon_based
      @Napoleon_based Před 4 lety

      It’s cool if it’s true

  • @CarFreeSegnitz
    @CarFreeSegnitz Před 6 lety +33

    I witnessed a guy on stage tell a lame joke. No one laughed, just stone-cold silence. He just died.

    • @alaskanactressp30
      @alaskanactressp30 Před 6 lety

      Lenard Segnitz former Boston drummer Sib Hashian died on stage too aboard rock legends cruise 🚢 he collapsed.

  • @laurenm3887
    @laurenm3887 Před 3 lety +25

    when you said that the one guy ate himself to death I thought that he actually ate HIMSELF WTF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @elfieinblack4618
      @elfieinblack4618 Před 3 lety +2

      There was a king in Roman mythology who did that. He was cursed for disrespecting one of the gods and couldn’t stop eating and eventually ate himself.

  • @eeli2284
    @eeli2284 Před 6 lety +734

    The weirdest one was when Ninja died of ligma

    • @ryanhernandez1877
      @ryanhernandez1877 Před 6 lety +34

      Who's Nijja?

    • @fordy929
      @fordy929 Před 6 lety +9

      nutz onja chin

    • @RawRapz
      @RawRapz Před 6 lety +3

      Eeli Härkönen haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha

    • @jan-sr7tb
      @jan-sr7tb Před 6 lety +16

      isn't he Sugondese?

    • @eeli2284
      @eeli2284 Před 6 lety +7

      Raandy i thought he was from Sucon

  • @Ravenomics
    @Ravenomics Před 6 lety +206

    1500 ad
    gets a cut
    Dr. "you have a week to live."

    • @cg0825
      @cg0825 Před 6 lety +7

      Infection would sometimes lead to amputation to save their lives. No antibiotics until the invention of penicillin in 1928

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 Před 6 lety +1

      Heck, I know one that had an amputation, because antibiotics didn't work and two that had nearly their limbs amputated because the inflammation was overlooked until it was almost too late for treatment...

    • @benapfel8792
      @benapfel8792 Před 6 lety +3

      Yep, unfortunately thousands if not millions of people die each year by trivial but antibiotic resistant infections. Today they even find multi resistant germs in the environment (like lakes and so on) in europe where no known antiobiotic will work. Before it was thought that multiresistant germs won't stand a chance against their "normal" competitors and therefore must be unable to spread in the environment. Unfortunately that is not the case and they are spreading. It is and will become an increasing serious threat to children, the old and those with battered immune systems.
      - stop mass delivered antibiotics in livestock farming (where whole populations are treated with massive amounts)
      - control the clearance in human medicine
      - lean on specific antibiotic therapies by target checking which germ is responsible for a sickness and avoid broadband antibiotics
      - stop using desinfection agents in households

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 Před 6 lety +1

      Ben Äpfel That's one of the reasons I don't like my relatives. Several of them are involved in import/export (though not worth calling organised) and some of them sell antibiotics to peasants so that they can stuff even more animals in a way too small coop.
      Obviously, it's supposed to be a regulated market, but they operate outside...

    • @Ravenomics
      @Ravenomics Před 6 lety

      Ben Äpfel
      This started as a joke but correct. Our over use of antibiotics has suped up bacteria. And things like religion tell us that it's more important to believe god will heal you rather than prooven methods.

  • @madelynfarrell6590
    @madelynfarrell6590 Před 5 lety +30

    “And that is why I don’t molest ferrets”
    *i thought I could go my whole life without hearing this*

    • @chris-jt6cs
      @chris-jt6cs Před 4 lety

      Me too... didnt know ferret molestation was a thing

    • @MrBeard17
      @MrBeard17 Před 4 lety +1

      Same here. Never in my life and then within 2 weeks of a court case I had to hear it 20-30 times.

  • @user-bf8bt2wf7d
    @user-bf8bt2wf7d Před 3 lety +3

    You had my subscription instantly after the ferret joke lmao - the awkward silence followed by "there are other reasons" topped it all off

  • @darthslackus499
    @darthslackus499 Před 4 lety +18

    If Jack Daniel poured his JD whiskey on his injured toe, I bet he would've have survived.

  • @stevenXCV
    @stevenXCV Před 6 lety +822

    I remembered that one time when I almost died by death :D

    • @Rose_Harmonic
      @Rose_Harmonic Před 6 lety +5

      That was surprisingly funny.

    • @raphaelpogimaster0737
      @raphaelpogimaster0737 Před 6 lety +1

      stevenisthename... Oh boy! ... You know how vulnerable all mortal humans really is! Your absolutely dead with humor..

    • @qtexasbrumley
      @qtexasbrumley Před 6 lety +1

      stevenisthename Omg thank God your ok

    • @og.shadefur
      @og.shadefur Před 6 lety +1

      stevenisthename Omg I think I might die from death!!1!!1!

    • @Soulxce
      @Soulxce Před 6 lety

      Did you survive?

  • @tombates9122
    @tombates9122 Před 5 lety +68

    A few weird deaths which springs to mind (sorry, I remember stories but I'm not so good with names):
    -The greek play-write who died when an eagle dropped a tortoise on his bald head, apparently thinking it was a rock.
    -Some medieval (viking?) conquerer who beheaded his foe and strapped the head to his horse. The teeth from the head scraped against his leg as he rode and led to an infection which killed him (I think this might be related to blue-tooth, but I'm not sure).
    -The inventor who, amongst other things, invented both leaded petrol and CFCs, died when he was strangled by a contraption he had designed to help him get out of bed.
    -Francis Bacon, who tried to prove food could be preserved by freezing, by placing a chicken in the snow. In doing so, he caught a cold which, through complications, led to his death.
    BTW - the being remembered for how you die thing? Just think of David Carradine...

    • @baruchben-david4196
      @baruchben-david4196 Před 5 lety +3

      Supposedly a Greek orator died after he made a speech. The Greek custom was for people to toss their cloaks at a performer to show appreciation. The orator was buried by the cloaks and suffocated.

    • @matthewthetiger1649
      @matthewthetiger1649 Před 5 lety

      Flossey Morphett that might just be a british thing lol but that shit banged

    • @pok3m0nzajpw78
      @pok3m0nzajpw78 Před 5 lety

      @@matthewthetiger1649 irish aswell, its on every night here at 9pm and there's always that horrible histories quiz show too

  • @prino3518
    @prino3518 Před 3 lety +14

    2 years ago my family’s doctor died from sepsis after getting bitten by her dog. It’s so confusing to me to understand how that happened or how she as a doctor didn’t see the signs or get checked out

    • @uzetaab
      @uzetaab Před rokem

      Because sepsis can kill you in 12 hours. Even if diagnosed early they might not be able to stop it.

    • @amers83
      @amers83 Před rokem +1

      Probably overconfidence.

  • @googlestealmydatapls5410
    @googlestealmydatapls5410 Před 6 lety +120

    getting hit on the temple doesn't sound very minor.

    • @SNAFreddies
      @SNAFreddies Před 6 lety +3

      IDon'tKnowWhyGoogl S what do you mean I do it every hour

    • @RobertoWhyyoucare
      @RobertoWhyyoucare Před 6 lety +4

      BongusBOOP
      Not with a 90 mph fastball

    • @SNAFreddies
      @SNAFreddies Před 6 lety +4

      Roberto Whyyoucare r/woooooooosh

    • @Chraan
      @Chraan Před 6 lety +4

      Yeah, this one doesn't belong here. It's an unlikely event of happening, but the result is not surprising at all.

    • @RobertoWhyyoucare
      @RobertoWhyyoucare Před 6 lety

      BongusBOOP oof

  • @krissisk4163
    @krissisk4163 Před 6 lety +483

    I knew a couple of these already. I'm semi-surprised that Steve Irwin didn't make the list. I mean, a guy who spent his life wrestling crocodiles and picking up vipers and generally just pissing off dangerous reptiles for a living and he gets killed by a stingray of all things.
    Also, love the shirt.

    • @CarFreeSegnitz
      @CarFreeSegnitz Před 6 lety +88

      Steve Irwin died an ironic death, not really a trivial cause. The stinger basically punctured his chest and obliterated his heart.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  Před 6 lety +64

      Too soon...

    • @khushangchauhan5650
      @khushangchauhan5650 Před 6 lety

      Kris Sisk aa

    • @jcmurie
      @jcmurie Před 6 lety +4

      Also, most people know about that, so it wouldn't have been as surprising or interesting

    • @_Daio_
      @_Daio_ Před 6 lety +4

      It was in his heart so i'm pretty sure he was fKed,but beside that how do you get a big stingray to come to hospital with you?

  • @UMVAPOREON
    @UMVAPOREON Před 4 lety +154

    I've actually got a flat tongue because I bit the tip of my tongue off lmao. At the time family didn't take it seriously so they just gave me an ice cube but I guess it was okay because well, I'm commenting this.

    • @andreasimon2752
      @andreasimon2752 Před 4 lety +24

      I've bitten the sides off of mine
      By clamping down during a seizure
      Idk why I'm saying this
      Maybe cuz my tongue is weird now from it

    • @casualdolphin6523
      @casualdolphin6523 Před 4 lety +24

      When I was 2 I bit my tongue in half and had to have surgery to reattach it

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 Před 4 lety +4

      It might give you some interesting talents in the bedroom? Don’t knock it. I bite my tongue when I eat something sour, occasionally. A few months ago i actually bit the bottom of my tongue, close to the back! I’ve tired to get that part of my tongue to touch my teeth, but it just doesn’t reach!? Wtf?

    • @sudhirkumarlect.hindigssss581
      @sudhirkumarlect.hindigssss581 Před 4 lety +8

      @noobenstein I thought that tongue is the fastest healing part of body
      Since it is the most Vascularised organ
      U can correct me if u find this wrong

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq Před 4 lety +1

      @@casualdolphin6523 ouch

  • @Hannezia
    @Hannezia Před rokem +9

    Bit late to the party, but I must mention Tycho's pet moose that frequently got drunk at parties on his island home.
    Also, King Adolf's death has kinda been debunked. He did not eat himself to death, but probably died from a stroke that happened shortly after. Although the massive feast probably didn't help...

  • @Paul-nr2em
    @Paul-nr2em Před 6 lety +35

    Michael Schumacher spent 20 years racing cars over 200mph and the worst thing that happened was a broken leg.
    He went skiing, and has been in hospital for 5 years

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 Před 5 lety +1

      Bummer

    • @aydenkoyanagi1727
      @aydenkoyanagi1727 Před 5 lety +4

      Gah, hate being reminded of Schumi. Hope the man recovers well.

    • @stewie5101
      @stewie5101 Před 5 lety

      Ayden Koyanagi he wont

    • @katy4714
      @katy4714 Před 5 lety

      Got to hate that irony. He's never gonna recover, even with that Schumacher money.

    • @spacebar7364
      @spacebar7364 Před 5 lety

      psychological maggot hes no longer bed ridden now and is getting quite a lot better

  • @Novalarke
    @Novalarke Před 6 lety +17

    Another one for ya: the composer Alexander Scriabin died in 1915 after clipping his nose hairs with scissors. The inside of his nose got infected and he died a few days later when it went to his brain.

  • @ashinthehouse1710
    @ashinthehouse1710 Před 5 lety +183

    Imagine killing people by smelling so good...
    And then dying by that same good smell.

  • @Prizzlesticks
    @Prizzlesticks Před 3 lety +10

    A year and one month ago, I was attacked by my cat (she had a tumor). I am still dealing with two bites that are infected with a very uncommon bacteria. We joke a lot in my family about how I'm going to lose an arm, but I guess now if that happens I can say, "At least I didn't die," and mean it sincerely.

  • @fastinradfordable
    @fastinradfordable Před 4 lety +81

    This is guy like a 50/50% hybrid between Dennis and charley from “its always sunny in Philadelphia”

  • @eamesaerospace2805
    @eamesaerospace2805 Před 5 lety +53

    Mr lint: died in World War One when his fondant boiler exploded.
    I hate to say this but...
    Death by chocolate

    • @Ty-yt3lj
      @Ty-yt3lj Před 5 lety

      Percy's chocolate crunch never featured the line "Luckily, nobody was hurt". Percy killed several people

    • @quest4adventure495
      @quest4adventure495 Před 5 lety

      I’m allergic to chocolate

  • @StephJ0seph
    @StephJ0seph Před 5 lety +78

    *The ultimate try not to laugh challenge* : The Kungfu Capers episode of the Goodies

    • @coweatsman
      @coweatsman Před 5 lety +8

      The Monty Python "lethal joke" of WWII skit. Life imitates art. The Goodies!

    • @originalname2120
      @originalname2120 Před 4 lety +1

      You laugh, you lose

    • @AndrewVelonis
      @AndrewVelonis Před 4 lety +1

      Are we sure it's "The Goodies" and not "The Goon Show"?

    • @youwantedd
      @youwantedd Před 4 lety +1

      Grew up on The Goodies, was a very funny UK show.

  • @marienbad2
    @marienbad2 Před 3 lety +9

    Fun fact: In the movie 2001, the first obelisk they find on the moon is actually found in the Tycho crater, and is named Tycho Magnetic Anomaly 1 (TMA1).

  • @Euquila
    @Euquila Před 6 lety +72

    Catastrophization level : ferret

  • @zapchat-9677
    @zapchat-9677 Před 6 lety +33

    Fun fact about Tycho Brahe’s nose: the fight was actually caused because he was arguing with a fellow scientist about science! They got so mad that they ended up fighting... aaaand he broke his nose...

  • @cedricrobertson2893
    @cedricrobertson2893 Před 6 lety +66

    People die when they are killed

    • @AaronPaulIbarrola
      @AaronPaulIbarrola Před 6 lety +10

      cedric robertson Ah, I see you're man of culture.

    • @themark3000
      @themark3000 Před 6 lety +1

      Have you met Rasputin?

    • @cedricrobertson2893
      @cedricrobertson2893 Před 6 lety +3

      Marcus Monteiro just because you are right dont mean you are correct

    • @vladimirmihnev9702
      @vladimirmihnev9702 Před 6 lety +1

      cedric robertson I don't.

    • @raphaelpogimaster0737
      @raphaelpogimaster0737 Před 6 lety

      cedric robertson... There are lots of things that can cause death.. If that was your belief, then that would likely happen to you.

  • @KitsuyuutsuR
    @KitsuyuutsuR Před 4 lety +20

    I once laughed so hard, I couldn’t catch my breathe and I was terrified I’d literally die laughing because I couldn’t breathe. Yet I couldn’t stop laughing because the event was so funny. Luckily I stopped laughing before I passed out 😂

    • @ulalaFrugilega
      @ulalaFrugilega Před 2 lety

      I know that, too, laughing so hard. Feels cleansing, don't it? But until now I did not know one could die from it.

    • @domestikgoddez9823
      @domestikgoddez9823 Před 2 lety

      i've gotten into a laughing jag where i just couldn't stop and the happening that caused me to laugh wasn't that funny. the whole expelling laughter got control of me.

    • @kellyhoward6941
      @kellyhoward6941 Před rokem

      I've got LIA: Laughter Induced Asthma. The one time I mentioned it to a doctor, he told me I was crazy. But if I laugh hard even briefly, it kicks me into an asthma attack. I love to go to comedy clubs but had to quit...at one, the emcee stopped the show & asked me if I needed him to call an ambulance, I was whooping for air so loudly. I figured if I was nearly dying AND interrupting the show, I should probably give comedy clubs a miss from then on.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Před rokem

      Sometimes, I laugh so hard my stomach hurts!

  • @cisrot
    @cisrot Před 5 lety +12

    There was also a case where a man died laughing whilst watching the movie “A Fish Called Wanda”. His name was Ole Bentzen and it happened in 1989

  • @ZacheryRM
    @ZacheryRM Před 5 lety +26

    4:50 Tycho Brahe was crazy enough to get into TWO separate duels with the same cousin wherein a part of his nose was cut off each time. The second duel was at night, in the dark.

    • @fleetskipper1810
      @fleetskipper1810 Před 4 lety +2

      ZacheryRM Brahe died of a burst bladder after he decided not to get up before he host, a king, got up from the dinner table. What a way to go.

  • @seawright64
    @seawright64 Před 5 lety +41

    I made myself as a sim and she died by laughter so there for I can say I’ve died of laughter. 😎🤠

    • @finny747
      @finny747 Před 5 lety

      🤠🤠🤠

    • @54.06
      @54.06 Před 5 lety +1

      Beloved K
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  • @OrangeCopperTop
    @OrangeCopperTop Před 4 lety +6

    I can thoroughly confirm that The Goodies was exceedingly funny. It's a long time ago now but I can still remember some of the sketchs from their shows that brought the sort of humour through the telly that indeed induced severe fits of giggles. I am just glad I never dies watching their show.

    • @talkingmudcrab718
      @talkingmudcrab718 Před 2 lety

      I watched it. I don't think I laughed once. Quick question: Are you British?

    • @OrangeCopperTop
      @OrangeCopperTop Před 2 lety

      ​@@talkingmudcrab718 Yep I'm a Brit, and the last time I watched The Goodies I was a wee dot. Often the humour does not age well, and sometimes there's some miserable people alive and breathing who don't laugh that much. Are you from the US? I think that sometimes the cultural aspect doesn't really have the desired effect in people from other cultures.

  • @cromwelltheconqueror3430
    @cromwelltheconqueror3430 Před 6 lety +56

    Note to self do not let Joe near your ferret

    • @robo3007
      @robo3007 Před 6 lety +2

      Or into a furry convention

    • @al81007
      @al81007 Před 5 lety +2

      Luckily I don't have a ferret, so Joe is welcome

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss Před 5 lety +30

    A man steps on a lego, this is how his heart stop and his brain explode

  • @michaelrichardson9458
    @michaelrichardson9458 Před 5 lety +52

    Bob marley died from cancer that started with an injured toe

    • @rokidumbyote
      @rokidumbyote Před 5 lety +6

      Also he wouldn't cut off the toe for religious reasons.

    • @dr.gingerbread
      @dr.gingerbread Před 5 lety

      Michael Richardson yeah it was skin cancer (melanoma) and he just didn’t want to get it treated and died because of it

  • @DidivsIvlianvs
    @DidivsIvlianvs Před 3 lety +1

    My favorite case is that of 16-year-old Calvin Coolidge Jr., son of the president in his first term of office in 1924. He got a blister on his foot from playing tennis with his older brother and not wearing socks in his shoes. Three days later the infected blister went into septicemia and he died on the 6th day.

  • @sorenspiller
    @sorenspiller Před 5 lety +65

    I guess you could say laughter isn't the best medicine.

    • @cavestorymimiga8705
      @cavestorymimiga8705 Před 4 lety

      1 sub with no videos no it’s the best still cause most medicines have overdoses

  • @rbnk3088
    @rbnk3088 Před 6 lety +39

    AND THAT IS WHY I DON'T MOLEST FERRETS

  • @therainbowwillow4453
    @therainbowwillow4453 Před 4 lety +72

    “Just normal things we do every day.”
    *death by peacock*

    • @Robert_Martyr_deSaLem_Oregon
      @Robert_Martyr_deSaLem_Oregon Před 3 lety

      *40% of USA STILL BeLieve that Trump is our Greatest President!!!!*
      *Trump has(MADE) 20-MiLLion Vacs to DisAppear, & Media & Dems, are Ignoring the Issue!!!*
      *I wouLd Not even Date a Beech, who Voted for Trump!!!! SaLem, Oregon*

    • @katrinamarina4692
      @katrinamarina4692 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Robert_Martyr_deSaLem_Oregon you're of the idiot type..yes?

    • @stephanieschaffer2133
      @stephanieschaffer2133 Před 3 lety

      Our local aviary has free-roaming peacocks. It's not implausible for this to happen to a regular person.

  • @ASHl33164
    @ASHl33164 Před 3 lety +5

    Tycho Brahe was extremely strange. In addition to the gold nose after math problem argument situation, he also had either a pet moose or elk (the type of animal differs depending on source) who he would send to parties in his place if he couldn’t go, and this animal died after falling down the stairs because it was drunk....yeah....

  • @TheRiverRat96
    @TheRiverRat96 Před 4 lety +181

    Jack Daniels couldn’t remember his combination. Wonder why

  • @rebekahbridges-tervydis5054

    My husband and I live with my mother in law or she lives with us. And, I’ve always thought I would die of frustration due strictly from her constant interference, but now I see there are so many more possibilities!

  • @bullfrogger1208
    @bullfrogger1208 Před 6 lety +445

    11. Chuck Norris was walking down a busy street when he suddenly got an erection . There were no survivors .

  • @ThatLittleKitten
    @ThatLittleKitten Před 4 lety +4

    I hate having anxiety but loving these videos.