Keith Eats Everything At Chipotle
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 14. 05. 2021
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Keithâs gonna find a way to promote his sauces in a Baskin Robins episode
This is a great challenge idea đ
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putting savory sauces (even hot sauce!) on ice cream is becoming more of a thing lately...
You can probably but it on some vanilla ice cream. Might not be bad.
I feel like you are right! This has to happen now!
I am here for Becky being a hot sauce model
She looks adorable honestly
seriously and her skin is so amazing
She has such a good smile! She did a great job!
Is that a hot sauce model or a hot, sauce model?
It was hilariously accurate
Okay but Keith describing clementines as ânatureâs candyâ while staring into space has me LAUGHING.
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Of course Alex didnât get the corn salsa, she was busy with Ned
I know Iâm late but holy shitđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Oh god
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Someone explain pls
@@TotallynotaverageNed got fired and Alex left the company because they were having an affair with eachother and it was a workplace violation because he was her superior
i work at a preschool and keith frantically trying to get the straws into the juice and milk was so similar to my kids that it activated my panic response
Same @Anna Emily. Same.đ€Ł
YES
That's a fat mood. xDD
Omg YES đ
Same. My students give me a heart attack every lunch.
I honestly want to see Wes as the guest when judging kiddie meals
edit: uhm nvm, i guess it wont happen
I was saying the same thing during the kids meal sections
We need this
please @tryguys, give the people what they want
Ned and Ariel donât give Wes much âjunk/processed/unhealthy foodsâ but maybe if itâs a good kid meal they will do it
YES! wes and jamie!
The reason the two forks have different numbers is because they come out of two different "cavities" in production. Lots of mold machines in the line spitting them out, with each position getting it's own number. If they notice deformed, cracked, or otherwise out of spec plastics they will know which cavity needs attention. You will see hidden numbers like these on pretty much all manufactured plastics.
It is 10 months later and I came to comments for exactly this answer, so thank you đ
them: order the quesadilla the old way
me, a chipotle employee: i know the old way is better but i literally cannot make it for you i will get fired
How strict is your chipotle we can literally do whatever we want
@@isaacmiraldi9168 We don't have a single Chipotle in my country :D
@@adrow same
I respect Keith's stomach so much after this episode.
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he took one for the team
I respect Keithâs stomach for every eat the menu. Especially since heâs lactose and has that one special tongue.
I respect Keith's guest house toilet after this episode.
@@michaeljackson8390 get off the crack. You are literally spreading dangerous information that could kill someone. You should be in jail.
Apparently working at chipotle full time won't stop me from watching someone eat everything from chipotle
The weirdest form of self torture I've ever experienced
LOL as an ex chipotle KM, I wanted to see if Keith critiqued it
I was curious what he'd say about stuff bc I feel like I changed what I ordered frequently after working there bc I found combos I liked more
also knowing that anything from the cold side besides the guac is from a bag and not fresh lol
right!! i'm torn between agreeing with all their critiques and being annoyed because it's usually not our fault T_T
The gap in the guac has me rolling, I hated how messy it was to serve it.
The âpot pieâ had me laughing SO hard. I love when Becky comes on the show!
Fun fact: According to Chipotle, customers order nearly 50 million pounds of guacamole from its restaurants per year and more than 450,000 avocados are used daily.
Another fun fact: Guacamole is two dollars extra.
@@sirris4330 Well, of course it is. Avocados are expensive as fuck. As someone who doesn't like avocados and therefore never orders guac, if they just factored the guac into the default price and charged me for it whether I ordered it or not I'd be pissed.
I think we need a Keith and Wes eat all the kids meals from a bunch of places
This is perfect
omg pleaseđ„ș
yessssssssss
will the golden retriever agree with that?
Omg yes!!
"Does the rest of white America still unaware that it's just called pico de gallo? It's not a hard one to learn." đđ Keith is the fuckin best man
When I got to the salsa point while ordering at chipotle once I asked for pico and the employee genuinely didn't know what I was talking about, so now I just say "mild". Now I understand why.
This was terrifying for me to hear, as a SoCal native...
even taco bell labels it pico de gallo. chipotle also started in Denver which has a large latinx population. how did they get to calling it tomato salsa? unless there's a trademark somewhere.
Itâs called Pico de Gallo at our burrito chains in Canada and a whopping 1.24% of Canadians are native Spanish speakers. Come on, Chipotle! Itâs like calling sushi âcold fish riceâ.
I work at a Buffalo Wild Wings. And we call it pico. đ No excuse
Keith getting ENRAGED at Ryan asking if the sofritas are jackfruit is a mood
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28:03
it so clearly isnt that i get it
Sometimes I canât tell if Keith is yelling, or if my volume is too high, or both, or I too am falling into insanity
Heâs just REALLY loud, I think
Their is a mic near his mouth
Yes
Becky: *squeezes the BURRITO until oil comes out*
Keith: Beckyyyyy Beckyyyyy BECKY THAT'S FLAVOUR
can u do a time stamp?
Time stamp is around 10:28 weâre Becky squeezes it.
10:39 to be exact.
But yes around 10:28
Me, in tears, everytime I'm cooking with someone who skims the fat off
The best part of every âEat the Menuâ is when Keith gets so gluttony drunk that his voice starts sounding like Beetlejuice. Thatâs the point of no return.
You copy pasted that word for word bro
@qopoy dnon 80ml
9,::: yg:7,
@@sand_doe5710 9. Dan Dan mau...........80ml... menjadi kenyataan... seperti. Mah.................yg
Iâm thinking Buffalo Wild Wings would be a good âEat The Menuâ and would be good for youâre chicken sauce as well!!
This series has become one of my comfort shows. Any time I'm sad or need help sleeping... KEITH EATS.
I hope your sleeping better. I had to get medicine to help me sleep. I tried melatonin but it just doesn't work for me. Sending hugs for those hard times when comfort is needed. I hope you have a wonderful rest of the week.
The moment when Keith is "food drunk" like I've never seen a person be food drunk, but Keith definitely hits that level in this episode
He really was so much more delirious than he has been in any other eat the menu đ
Itâs not serious heâs just trying too hard to be funny
@@NoSoulBon idk, jack in the box is a strong contender
Wow this one and the one where he eats stuff from olive garden!!!!! He plays a huge breadstick like a flute (or recorder idk) it's so good.
@@dylanrose7176 Nah, I think heâs genuinely eaten so much crap that his body is just over it. Food drunk is a real thing
I'd like to put in a suggestion that Keith get a special "Clementine Half-time" segment on these Eat the Menus. Give him a quick jolt of real food to energize him for the second half. Maybe Ned can come in like a sports coach and give him a half-time pep talk too!
I second this suggestion :]
This is a great idea !! Keith could have some fruit and take a big drink of water. We never really see him drinking water during these videos. I hope that he is drinking it regularly throughout (and we just donât see that heâs drinking water cos those moments are never in the final video)
My goodness that would be great, seconded!
Yes, this would be great, boost
I aprove this message !!
I feel very validated by Keith's humor because I, too, find humor in acting out imaginary situations in which I play multiple characters interacting with each other, it's really a one-man show
I love how Keith literally eats so much that he gets drunk/high off food
I could swear by the way Keith acts and speaks sometimes he probably was a southern debutante upper class woman in his past life.
Thats so true what the heck
He definitely came from old money in a past life đđ
I 100% assumed he was gay but he has his wife on a lot lol
OK BUT WES SHOULD COME BE THE GUEST FOR ONE OF THE KIDS MENUS FOR A RESTAURANT PLEASE!!! IT WOULD BE ADORABLE
That would be arorable!
yes tho!!!
I say this with respect: yea right that Ariel and her husband a Yale chemist, would let their kid eat an entire fast food menu even if its 5 items
@@askmeabouthardcheeses1509 đ
Omg yes!
I'm a grown-ass woman and order the kids' menu DIY tacos every single time. They are just the right size and you get chips and a drink...all for under $6.
Keith always starts looking like heâs crazy towards the end in all his eating videos I swear
It's cause after all that's food he's full and has the meat sweats đ€Łđ
For some reason the funniest part of this video for me was when Keith said kids should get limes in kids meals. Truly an agent of chaos.
I love how Keith turned into a whole different person with each guest!
With Becky: a 6 year old who wants to play with his food
With Ryan: an 11 year old who's hungry but doesn't like anything on the menu. So he's hangry and bored.
With Jack: a drunk/stoned college dude!
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The quesadilla is literally 100 less calories than before. Itâs basically the same amount of food we just fold the tortilla differently so we can actually package it.
thanks god I saw someone commenting this
Yeah samw thing but crispy LOL the old way it was all soggy and sometimes the cheese didnât melt
âWho would eat all this sour cream?!?!â Me. I would. And have. And will continue to do so.
massive perfect idea: rank king and eat the menu special. eugene joins keith for an eat the menu, and ranks them all best to worst. what a magical episode of both
it would have to be a pretty small menu otherwise it would be such a fiasco
This needs more attention
Yooo, that would be so good
Iâd love this they could do it for something like Jamba Juice so thatâs itâs doable to palate and discern between so many items!
They should do this for the last episode: cheescake factory
as a chipotle employee, keith saying "fill it all the way" triggered my fight or flight.
Omg me too! Only clicked on this video as a curious ex-Chipolte employee
Same here đ
Same! But honestly was upset at whoever is making us look bad for not filling it up! Lolđ
As a former grill guy I was upset about how dog foody the steak was during the nacho bit
Yessss lmaoooo
We need more of Ryan, he was super funny! Him and Keith are so naturally funny and relaxed together, you can tell they are really good friends
Huge crush on Ryan, so anytime he's on is welcomed đ
When I worked at chipotle burritodillas were not a thing. But the quesoritto was made by making a half moon quesadilla, burning yourself while opening it, then filling it as requested so there weren't 2 tortillas (unless it ripped and they wanted it double wrapped at that point)
I work at chipotle currently and I have had no one order that fucking hell of a burrito and I hope no one ever fucking does
when I worked there it was two full circle tortillas turned into a quesadilla then wrap your burrito in that, that beast of a burrito was crazy. Manager was almost always the one to wrap it. It's what I order now, crazy amount of food and almost always needs to be double wrapped but mainly only regular customers order that.
Keith is such a fucking delight. Knows when to be goofy and when to be sincere. Heâs musically gifted af and a super hard worker and I feel like he has daddy/caretaker energy over the other guys without being obvious about it. Keithâs a guy you wanna have around.
Keith? YUCK!!! Not me!
And don't forget sexy!
@@toniecat1028 why do you hate Keith so much lol
@@toniecat1028 so why on earth are you in the comment thread of a 40 minute Keith video? To call him "yuck"?
Not only is that extremely rude but like... get a life? Watch something you do enjoy instead of injecting negativity into something others do?
@@melztunes everyone has a right to post a reply with their opinion. OPs positive review of keith and someone else's negative one are both valid.
keiths face when finding out bell peppers have carbs SCREAMS sott pilgrim "bread makes you fat?!"
I was thinking the same thing đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
âIs butter a carb?â
I'm over here shouting "all fruit and vegetables ARE carbs"
I know this is one in thousands, but I just want to say thank you.
Something not so great happened and I was shot into a depressive episode. I don't have any appetite and I'm struggling to eat, and so I put on this video and it made me able to eat at least something.
Thank you Keith. Thank you Try Team.
Hope youâre doing better friend
courage: âiâm slowing downâŠ.â *proceeds to stuff the entire veggie burrito into his mouth*
The Cheesecake Factory Eat the Menu, sponsored by Lactaid.
Yes please!
It would take days to get through that book đ
@@madwhack9043 at LEAST a two parter.
@@TheSalPic more like 3 lol
Yeah is say itâd need to be a 3-day event breakfast, lunch, & dinner to get through that menu đ thatâs a lot of lactaid
@@sarah.williamson 4-day, breakfast, lunch, dinner, and DESSERT. đ€
Last time I was this early, Keith didnât have all three of his sauces
So last week?
@@doubleagentemaybe...
@@doubleagente Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!
@@doubleagente Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!
@@michaeljackson8390 judging from your name, I think you're high. sober up man
âFill it all the wayâ
Me, as a former chipotle employee: *karen flashbacks*
YES
No offence but how is it âKarenâ to ask for something you payed for to be filled up all the wayâŠ
Giggity
@@jevilcore cause it inconveniences them
@@jevilcore because we canât control whether or not thereâs a small little gap at the bottom. The fuck are we supposed to do, throw away a perfectly good thing of guac because thereâs a millimeter of empty space?
Fun story: I went to college with Ryan-we both majored in theatre and he was the absolute MOST fun to take classes with. Hilarious. He was also 1000% better at everything than me. Clearly.
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wow thatâs incredible
Keith - I loved eating with you. Letâs get you that Chipotle card
Best guest everrr
the duo i didnât know i wanted but i needed
@@balysh7996 right?! I hope he's a regular now đ
how do you get an unlimited chipotle card??
You were soo good i laughed my eyes out đđđđ
Keith: Where would u start?
Becky: The middle
Rhett from GMM is nodding in approval
Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!
@@michaeljackson8390 Expose is when u show ppl something wrong but I don't think there's anything wrong with the mark u talk abt....magnets need to stick all over the body not jus the arms...com on now let's go all the way
@@michaeljackson8390 stop.
i literally just came from gmm
i want the try guys and gmm to collab
I adore Becky and Keith together
Imagine in the chipotle App, Keith got his own specialized menu. When you order it, itâs just the entire menu and the restaurant closes for a whileâŠ
Keith has his sauce
Ned has his cookbook
Zach has his movies podcast
And Eugene has his project coming up
Love seeing them thriving
Zach has tea.
Eugene's will hopefully be alcohol.
@@why_tho It was mentioned on the podcast that it's a writing project. I suppose he could be writing about alcohol or include it in the project somehow, but I think not.
@@faureamour Oh, okay. I actually didn't know that. Thanks!
If Eugene and Becky make their own wine itâs over
I feel it necessary to let Keith know that the "C#" on each utensil is a cavity number from the mold that made the forks. That way if some of the forks aren't molding correctly they know which cavity in the mold that those forks came from.
I read this as c#...the coding language... I was about to post then realized that this meant nothing to some people so to clarify I read it as âc-sharpâ
Thank you! Love cool facts like that I can stick in my back pocket âĄ
@@themilkman7664 i also read it as c# (c-sharp) but c# as in the musical note lmao
I was only in the comments to see if someone had answered this. Cheers!
Yes. I came here to say that.
"It doesn't fuck me up too bad, but maybe it will today" Now I want a behind-the-scenes video that covers the aftermath of such a series of horrible feasts. Does Keith just pass out for 14 hours? Does he lock himself in the bathroom, where the only thing you can hear is pooping and crying? We need to find out.
I've worked at Chipotle for 8 years and I've never heard of a burritodilla.
Super greens is the base of a salad and it is a mixture of romaine lettuce, kale and spinach.
Also the to get the best of nachos, it should have been chips, shredded cheese, queso, beans, meat, salsa.
What happen to all the buzzers for deterring people they assumed was homeless
I can tell Keith has a big friend crush on Jack cause he was still very "on" despite being exhausted and miserably full of Chipotle lol
The chemistry between Keith and Ryan is funny af I WANT MORE OF HIM
Yes! More Ryan lol
His laugh is everything
MORE RYAN HE WAS SO FUN
Yeah, plus the slight Valley-Girl energy he gives is super rad, I love him. Iâm excited to see his VA roles!
Yes more Ryan
Seeing Becky and Keith laugh heals my heart
I know I'm late to the game, but lactaid sponsoring this show specifically and especially another gourmet cheese episode would be the smartest play they could ever make
As an ex employee they cranked up the prices of the quesadilla because it takes too much time to cook and was a massive pain in the ass
That makes me want to order it out of spite.
@@reneeandrews4087 okay edgelord
@@CemiyaHaucana I love that I'll keep it in mind. đ
@@lithiumkid sorry I was in a mood I needed a Casadilla đ€Șđ€Ł
Everytime there's kids meals, they should bring in Wes, Poppy, and June
That would be so cute
They should bring in Jamie, too. He can be the leader.
Who's Poppy and June?
@ rachelâs girls!
And Miles! As Nedâs first born!
keith: the beans keep falling out
becky: the rats will eat them
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18:03
I feel so validated right now
Iâve always been of the opinion that chipotle forks are the best forks to eat with. Iâm glad I finally heard someone else bring it up
I love how Keith slowly loses his sanity after eating the same thing for 5 hours
I honestly still believe the theory that his body is fermenting all of the sugars into alcohol and he actually gets drunk from these sessions.
when an eat the menu ep is more than 30 mins long you KNOW keith is about to lose his mind
i worked at chipotle for a year and had no idea we had a vinaigrette. honestly never had anyone order a salad either lol
I swear this is the craziest Keith been on Eat the Menu lol he literally ended the episode topless đ
"jesus had all the magic of space ... that's the lore right?" add this to keith's iconic food-drunk quotes
As a huge fan of Chipotle, no other video has made me hungrier until now
I literally just ordered it
@@lexizager3547 *cries in german*
I didnât even need to see the video before I placed the order đ
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE HOMIE
I was in the middle of eating it when I saw this on my recommended
I'm a year late, but the forks have different numbers because of the manufacturing process. Hot plastic is pressure squirted into molds, sometimes those molds are misaligned or damaged. They have a lot of "copies" of the same mold going at the same time for mass production and the molds are numbered so they can tell which mold is making flawed forks and fix it.
When Keith put together the chips and the abomination together... it reminded me of the Naco from back in the day when Ron Stoppable invented the Naco! Nacho meets taco....!!!
The numbers on the forks are which mold made the fork. There are so many inserts per press and if a fork has an imperfection the person running the machine can go to that mold to fix the issue đ€
Hey, I learned something new! Thanks! :)
I came to the comments just to see if anyone had an answer for this lol
Me: How is this video 41 minutes? Chipotle only has like 5 items.
It has like 20 names for different arrangements of those same 5 dishes.
As someone who has watched an embarrassing amount of Matty Matheson, your Matty is absolutely spot on.
I love that man's energy!
I feel like this was the craziest that Keith has become while eating a menu. What does Chipotle put in their meat?!
Well fun fact the meat comes in giant vacuumed sealed plastic bags
@@rebeccalazzell5262 The barbacoa and carnitas do but they cook the steak and chicken fresh in the restaurant, a lot of Chipotle's have the grills right up front so you can sit there and watch them do it.
@@chriswhinery925 I used to work in a Chipotle lol it all comes in a bag, never said it wasn't cooked fresh
When Eugene comes back Iâd love to see the entire try team eat the Cheesecake Factory menu (because you canât do that all by yourself Keith⊠that would be a suicide mission)
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It's absolutely the final boss of this series
@@joshmark7891 may I know what this good news is?
Probably literally impossible haha
Where'd Eugene go?
The Keith & Ryan section was an embodiment of Chaotic Good
My favorite part of keith saying he wished they gave kids limes is that you can technically peel limes just like a clementine lol
fun fact : plants used to be purple, they all went exinct because of the adaptation to piss, everything remotely purple has been around for a very long time, figs, seaweed, avocado, olives etc
Issa purple?
Keithâs ability to fit a whole chip in his mouth astounds me
Wait is that not normal?
Whole chip? He fit HALF A BURRITO in that bad boy! đ€Ł
Can't everyone fit a chip in their mouths?
Wait til you see his one big spoon series on TikTok lmfaoooo
@@willsamuel9632 rightđ
Keith and Jack are literally the two sides of youtube that I watch that I never thought would collab with each other....Thank you!!!!!
I laughed when they were talking about the weird numbers on the forks and Jack said "MISS!" .... No one even caught that, lol
34:33 "Jesus had all the magic of space. That's the lore" I'm crying đđđ
There was a time I got obsessed with cuties& I had them on standby for months đđ
as a chipotle employee: about the guac bubble. the guac is THICK and we spoon it in there, and it's nearly impossible to get the guac bubble out. i've tried đ„
I used to have to SLAM the container on the counter and then Iâd add more. Usually worked. Did I get guac on myself? Yes. Did I get less guests calling or coming back to complain? Also yes. Was it worth it? Not really đ
the spoons are just too damn big
@@trinitygilbert5190 i use the spatula from when we change the guac
I've never worked at chipotle but my sympathies. Customer service is hard and the fact that you tried to fix it all the more respect.
DUDE SAME I CANT GET IT OUT OF THE GUAC, ESPECIALLY ON DML
Can we get more of Ryan please?! He's so naturally funny and a joy to watch. His and Keith's dynamic is great too!
yeah... hey YEAH!!
His laugh is adorable
I used to work at chipotle. Yâall need to get a bowl, filled w chips. Then add chicken, guacamole, and queso. Best thing Iâve ever eaten
I love this segment...
Keith loosing his brain cells and getting food high is the best form of entertainment
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IT IS
I love the journey his voice takes... It gets so low and deep
*losing, not loosing :)
Ryan: I want another bite.
Food drunk Keith ripping the bowl away from him: YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW IT TASTES
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About the forks⊠Simple explanation.
Theyâre cavity IDs from the molding machine that makes the forks! Itâs for quality control purposes, so you can identify if a particular part of what, I know, is a massive mold is good or bad. I actually work as IT in a plastics shop and used to be an inspector!
"Jesus had all the magic of space, right? That's the lore." One of THE best things I've heard lolđ
Can I just say that keith is such a lovely person? He seems like the dude you want at your party who tells cool stories and makes everyone feel that they are welcome
He totally does. There are people who like box people out to seem interesting and hog the spotlight, but he is so fun and inclusive yet has a crazy skeet-ball tale or cat kidnapping or whatever to fill any silence đ€Ł
I agree with the sentiment but we also donât know him as a person
"I can't just solve every problem with queso." - Keith
"Why not?" - Becky
Becky gets it, she knows what's up lol
so the plastic forks are molded from raw plastic in a machine that can mold many forks at once. They are laid out in a grid pattern. So fork C19 is the 19th fork in row C. They label them that way for quality control, so someone can come along later and look at the forks, and if there are any problems they can determine exactly which part of the machine to check
Little fun fact about the chocolate milk (from a former employee) itâs so terrible because it sits on a shelf in the back until itâs put in the front cooler. They donât expire for years. Idk whatâs actually in it but it canât be milk.
Strongly tempted to send Keith a bottle of Daddies Sauce from the UK - where it's an actual thing.
Do it! :D
Do IT
Finally, he would be able to give his father Daddy's Favourite
not to be rude to the other people who usually join Keith for these episodes, but having new people on here was really fun... like new faces, a new dynamic with Keith, it was great!!
But Becky is a good regular
The Kirkland lactose pills killed me đ It felt so familiar, as I, too,forget I'm lactose intolerant until I'm in the middle of my meals.
this is bringing me back to the summer of 2020 when I worked at chipotle. since I got free food, I tried everything they had and for four days a week, I only had chipotle. its march of 2022, almost two years later. I still haven't recovered
The Keith and Courage crossover that I didn't know I needed
Was not expecting to see courage here, but Iâm definitely here for it lol
Since YB and Herbert always eat chipotle I really wanted them to be in it(I havenât finished so Iâm not sure if theyâre not in it but I donât think they are)
Seeing a grown man struggling to puncture a juice box is a big mood
Keith predicted the sour cream and vinaigrette mixture way ahead of its times. Said theyâre good together before tik tok went nuts
I genuinely love how much fun becky and Keith are having. They are so cute! đ
Keith's wife being the sexy girl-next-door model for his sauce line is everything.