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Woman's rejection: I have a boyfriend!
Man's rejection: I'm gay.
Rejection for friend: Oh he's gay too
I just tell them they are not attractive enough
@@itsoktobehappy461 Better yet.
When they ask "Will/would you date me."
Tell them "No. I'm not gay."
Watch her brain implode, then realize you just implied that, she looks like and called her a man.
what am i supposed to do then?? i'm bi! xD
@@_minzez_2926 ayo, chill out there satan.
Yesterday, I was approached by a woman while waiting outside a tailor shop. We were kicking with some good conversation, then I asked her do you have a boyfriend? She said yes, but she was not feeling him. My response was "I don't come between any relationship with a man and his woman." Hence, I ended the talk and walked.
My men
@@Christian-k23 ayo, you trying to say that every man is your man? 🤔
Did she follow and try to get you to talk to her?
You dodged a bullet. If she'll monkey branch to you, she will monkey branch away from you to another man when she think she's found a better option.
Shes a ticking bomb, good dodge
The keys to staying strong:
1. Honesty.
2. Truth.
3. Keep to your word.
4. Don't fall for simple shit.
5. Pay attention.
6. Humble yourself.
7. Never mess with a woman/man that is taken.
The thing is, unless you are very lucky, staying single where you can do what you want, any time you want, is preferable to getting married. I have been married 14 years, cute gal, very faithful, but with the western woman mentality that men are useful idiots to take from and give nothing back. Make money, have fun, stay single, life is short.
Thank you! 😊
I love after a woman cheats and says “ he didn’t mean anything to me” wtf I must have meant even less to you.
Yeh they're not too bright are they. And what happened to your !!!eMPaThY!!!. You're supposed the ones that are understanding and kind remember?
It’s because they need to lie to themselves to make it easier to live without you. They’re probably never going to forget or move on so they make it as easy as they can to live with the thought of you, even if it means shitting on it constantly. It’s pathetic lol and should make it easier for the homies to move on
@@BiracialGodBaby facts
When they lose and get mad they say “fa-Q small dicc beeettch!!”
Right!😂...like that's supposed to help your case haha
That guy that wouldn’t make out with the girl bc he was already talking to someone else. Good on ya! He was interested in one girl, not the whole room. Applause! 👏🏻
With how she talked about him !after he left! he really dodged a bomb there.
She was a cow, anyway.
The girl said she was down to get with him. She was just too heavy for him
Dudes a straight up king
She was a lard ass. I wouldn't give her the time of day if I were single and desperate for sex.
I felt bad for the guy on the escalator. If a man was following the woman, he would be escorted out immediately!
That was scripted, or he rejected her because of the mic and camera.
@@Dude_Slick Ah, even then, if it wasn't scripted, it would show the double standard.
Double standards
Guy dodged a bullet. I've seen that b before, she has an OnlyFans. Steer clear away from those !
I love how that man booked it after lmaoo 🤣
My wife and I have been together for 47 years, I wake up every morning giving or receiving a hug and a kiss, That's Love !!!!!
Women: "whos there for us when we are stressed and tired of life?!"
*has all their family and friends*
Men: "stressed and tired"
*has no one to spill their emotions out on*
So very true....but we find a way through....well most of us.
9:56 "Are you gonna walk away from me?"
Man RUNS away! hahahaha Priceless!
Her voice drives me up a wall lolol😂
Well it does..Who would want to hear that all day long for just one day let alone months or years 😅
1:38/1:39
😂😂😂😂 I LAUGHED AS WELL
POV mc launcher pfp W I LOVE YOU MARRY ME OMG OMG
That voice is the continuation of the WHINY 3 yr old brat having temper tantrum. Lacking discipline all their life. The way they have an "ah" sound at end many words is whiny.
I liked a friend for almost 4 years and she knew it, ofc she rejected me, she told me to forget her i told her ok i got u and block her from almost every social media and then she started looking for me and i did reject her, that made me feel better with myself
Chad move
Good job.
Never let a woman put you in the friend zone.
Imagine how peaceful the internet would be without Only Fans?
When I was working as a cable guy me and my co-worker were exiting a appartment complex .. we saw a girl comming so my co-worker held the door open and she hit him with a "i have a BF " bs ,, without missing a beat my buddy puts on this super stereotypical voice and went " well so do I honey but you don't hear me bragging about , come sweet cheecks *while nodding at me* " I managed to hold my laughter in till we drove away but then the damn burst ,,, lunch was on me that day.
Respect!
😂😂😂
18:00 she just explained how it always is to date women - spend money, get nothing instead. It happened to her literally one time and she already hates men, when men experience it on a daily basis.
You to
We expect yall get rejected
*coughcoughhypocritecough*
@@bobandmrmecaleb5873
*cough cough* entitled *cough cough*
I pulled the "im gay" card last month. The girl said "okay, if i hit 7 with these dice your going home with me". Then she actually hit 7 and i had to pull the card. It worked 😳🤣
Bullshit.
Lol 🤣
I had to play the "gay" card at work when I got falsely accused by a girl half my age. It worked, boss totally bought it, because I dress fancy, I cook for the office, I sing and dance in front of people, and I'm super-thin.
It totally flipped the scenario, suddenly she was the one in trouble for harassing a "gay" dude. LOL
@@fruitiusmaximus925 Man pulled the gay card and uno reverse card
@@fruitiusmaximus925 I bet that's a plot twist she didn't expect. But anything goes now, if women don't play fair we can't afford to either. We're all gonna need those AI sex dolls pretty soon, because we can't stand actual people anymore.
I actually feel bad for the woman that got rejected from the marriage proposal. He does have a right to refuse and they were completely in the wrong for abusing him for saying no.
he was acting playa.. ashole in other words. i dont know the whole story but it seems he had main (proposing)and side chick (blue dress) on same ocasion..
therefore i also feel bad for her but if thats the case but on long run she dodged a nonloyal bullet
@@sebastjan8241If I were him, I’d do the same. I’m not a fan of being put on the spot with a proposal
So he’s an asshole for not wanting to get child support money taken from him? Lol
right, the dad was overreacting, like bro was tryna force a marriage, tf?
Looked fake as fuck
My friend had a 'hoe' phase after splitting up from her husband - it was that bad I stopped associating with her for about 8mths. It was embarrassing and cringey and not "cool"
You is too😂
@Tyrese Sullivan being a complete stranger, and having had zero interactions or discussions with me, you would definitely know 😆
And it's "You are too"
@@carow6244 no I'm not do that
My problem with the ‘ho’ phase… No, I’d imagine that’s not a real turn on for a guy unless they’re just looking for a one night hook up too…. But, why doesn’t that go the other way as well. It wouldn’t be a turn on for me if a guy said he was just screwing a lot of women lately but nothing serious. My only problem with it is I grew up in a time when that’s just a guy out there playing the field. It wasn’t frowned upon but if a girl was with more than 2-3 men in her life she was a ho. If you’re into it , great. If not, that should be great too. If it bothers you that your girlfriend has been with more than x number of guys, walk away. Go find what you’re looking for ☺️.
That "Year of the Hoe" phase can be disastrous for women -- it removes them from serious consideration by decent guys.
Bro rejected a proposal and got death threats? That’s a terrible father.
I think it was more the fact he left with another girl, implying they already had something
well it looked very much organized with the family members
Fr fr fr fr!!!
Yo He didn’t just reject a proposal but he also left with another chick (sitting at the table-which implies they BOTH knew the chick) which is pretty shitty…he didn’t just get a shitty reaction for rejecting a proposal lol but we all know this was a fake clip with bad actors made only for reactions and humor online and not a real situation anyway …but if this were real she should have got up off her knee and beat both they’re asses 😂 jk she would have been dodging a bullet!!
@@dustiewallace8885 everyone bar the woman proposing was an asshole here tbh. If he simply wanted to reject the proposal, then he could have said 'I'm not ready for that yet' and discussed it properly. The dad's an asshole for obvious reasons... The friends are assholes for basically trying to coerce him into something he clearly didn't want. Leaving with another woman would also indicate the potential for something weird, as you say, but it's not evidence. She could be his sister for example?
My guess is she was family and he got embarrassed as hell because she reversed the role and he ran from the situation.
that girl doesn't realise that everyone has their own struggles in life. It's hard for all of us in our own way
They still scooting hahahhahhaa
Really?
Oh there they are scooting past me nvm
I love how women try to find a reason behind the rejection... Yall we dont need a reason, we could just not be interested. Im not obligated to be into you. The moment yall start going "H-OH MUH GAWD WHY THO?!" Youre making a list of reasons why now.
The irony is that girls constantly bitch about not owing men anything ...yet all these girls are sooo butt hurt when they don't get a reason as to why a dude isn't into them.
@Kidd women, huh?
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Well if I get rejected im also in for a reason I mean why? Am I unattractive because of a trait I haven't realized my self and maby need too work on it (in my perspective of the person I want to be) soo... Asking for a reason is ok but don't pester people about it
It's really nice seeing more and more men showing respect for themselves.
I am a woman and I am not tired of it. I work, i live modest life and I always paid/ pay for everything that I have in my life and I am grateful.
It's great to see those young men with some self respect.
u mean gays
@@Idk-fj7kf I made a simple enough statement. It doesn’t need interpretation.
@@Idk-fj7kf wait women can't be rejected but men can? Are women better than us? We can't fking consider them better than us the man has the power stop being a simp
Yes yes now we just need women who have self respect for themselves
@@Idk-fj7kf When a man who doesn't want to sleep with a woman, is he automatically classified as gay?
Your comment is very stupid.
My wife and I today were talking about my best mate. He's currently unemployed. He's got a house he owns outright, but other than that he's basically doing nothing with himself.
My advice for him is to just start by hitting the gym. One small step. Get into shape.
Her advice is he should start dating her friend. Her friend who is a single mum.
I love my wife, but women give DOG SHIT advice!!! 😂😂
sounds like your wife is just trying to get her friend and their kid free room and board and someone to take care of all their needs, and to hell with your friend. Man that's shit advice ( not trying to be an ass, we're both strangers on the internet, but that's really what it sounds like )
Why? Maybe they could be better together.
@@ridita5221 what?
@@ridita5221single mom are the one of the biggest red flag
@@Earthling.7 For every single mom there's a single dad
Dude who walked away from that lady asking for his hand made the best decision ever! Her dads crazy, she’s crazy lol
girl i know used to treat me like shit because i am overweight, and all i ever did was walk past her and she'd lose her shit over it,calling me a lot of bad things.
but once i finally showed everyone at school my talent with singing and music and all that, she came over to me and asked me if i was single, then INSTANTLY pulled out her phone to and opened Vine, wrote a title to prepare a clip, and the title was "this is my BF" and then added a hashtag that said "Never Judge a Book by it's Cover"
safe to say, i told her to fuck right off with that bullshit and told her to stay away from me. her next video was not so friendly.
She sounds like an asshole sorry you had to put up with that, she sounds like a gold digger in the making…
🤨🤨🤨🤨🧐🧐🤨🧐🧐🧐🤔
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
wow fiinally someone not simping and falling for the trap. Bro I lost my life because of women and I am only 35. I look decent average, I am not fat, not skinny, i am tall and no big ears or ugly face.
But over 1300 women still rejected me in the face and 70% calling me ugly disgusting and so on.
Even on daily occasions like street, supermarket, universtiy. They tried to sabotage me for me not to achieve something in class.
Alwas bad looks.
The sad part ist I had to live a double agent life because since I am not really ugly people around me thought I had many girls or many chances or behaved normal. Even the 30% of the women.
But no even those who said they had little feelings or interest and I am there perfect dream men but only personality they cnt meet me just once because they cant overcome the looks.
LOL even ugly women or old milfs or drunk women or shy women and so on.
I still thought I am the failure and still worked on myself and reached my highest point and best version of myself and approached hundreds of women each year and living the best version of me and got compliments. Still after 4 Years no success.
Then i did tests and experiments on women with all I got. Observing, watching, double checking their behavior and personality with different fake accounts and with my real account (wehen finall only 5 answers out of 1k i write) or women chilling with dudes and i see them in another city while they are in a relationship.
I listened to them what they say and how they behave and obserbe and observe.
The are almost all sluts and hypocrisy and not worth the time. Fake and liars.
The reason they choose later ugly normal men when they feel old and had many dudes in bed is not personality its just they choose to settle down.
But not every ugly men. He has to be dumb and naive that she can fake her interest and beleives she is with him because of personality.
So many dudes get laughed and rejected all the time but they take everything who comes WHEN SHE COMES. They ignore reality and say at least i get know something when its all fake.
You in your young years have chosen not fall for the trap and accept hypocrisy.
You rescued your life.
Let me tell you never get a women until you are around 35-40. Dont let them limit your life. And maybe you will reach the ultimate wisdom by doing good at job, sports, education and so on that you never want a women and will never have.
The only important thing is your peace of mind. Peace of quiet.
That you only get by beeing free from enviroment society talkins and freedom of yourself.
king shit
17:42 is a prime example of thinking having sex means you have a relationship. You were an easy lay for that man and that is all. No man wants easy because easy means you're easy with everyone and can't be trusted as a girlfriend, wife or mother. You have nothing to offer.
If she's easy then he's easy
What you said makes no sense. So people should stop being together. That would be the end of the human race.
@@annawilliams2336 get out of your feelings. nobody remotely implicated that people should stop having sex.
the dude is right. men in general do not want to have some woman that they can easily have sex with, to be their girlfriend, wife, or mother (of their children). the problem with women in general is that too many of you equate sex to being in a monogamous relationship. your reply here is only proving that point.
I think the issue here is largely that the condemnation is focused heavily if not entirely on her, not acknowledging that there were two people involved in this situation.
If she was perceived to have had sex too readily, doesn't it logically follow that for that to happen so did he?
Is he to be trusted as a boyfriend, husband or a father in the same way that she can't apparently be trusted?
If she was 'easy', then he was too. I'm guessing he didn't trip and fall into her on the way to the fridge.
"You gotta get your nails done, gotta pay for your lashes" I'm a woman and dont need any of that done girl thats just you
The girl in the blue turtleneck really just described everything that a man has to deal with (aside from having to be a mother or conceiving)
8:47 she’s got it all wrong, you don’t have to wear any certain thing, or do your hair in any sort of way, or anything of the sort. I’ve been with women that never wore make up, gorgeous anyway. Women that wore t shirt and jeans (which is hotter than any dress bar non). It’s not the things they put on that makes us want them. It’s their mindset, their attitude.
Amen brother I said some what of the same go read the recent one of mine if you don’t mind. Love your view on it.
Clothes, jewelry, and hair styles are temporary. Their attitude isn't something they can just take off.
@@I-hear-voices no they can’t take it off, but they can be by themselves till they figure it out. Been there won’t do it again. I’ve already been to Iraq. I won’t go back to hell anymore.
Plus, her argument about how society expects women to look a certain way, while true, can also be argued for men. However, instead of it being about how men look, it is about how they feel. Society expects men to not show emotions which is just a different society expectation. The only difference is that looks are easy to notice from a distance while emotions are harder to see which is probably a large reason why the expectation of a woman's looks is talked about far more than a man's emotions.
@@raininglaser5695 “society” may expect, or heavily imply that women should look a certain way. More times than not though we think “standards” exist but do they really? Or do we just basically do a monkey see monkey do? So basically the actors and performers that people see make us see this “standard” but it’s not really the case in our corner of the world. Unless you are in that corner of the world lol. I know most of the guys in my circle feel the same way that women don’t have to dress a certain way, or look any certain way, just when it comes to being with a guy. Just be legit. Have an attitude that shows you are in it to win it. Having the mindset to put the work in to build something nice together.
I don't understand why some women disrespect themselves like that, is embarrassing.
Between pick me girls, attention seeking, OF basics and so on. How are they saying how we're strong and beautiful in one breath, but in the other how they a bad bitch?
They're literally staged videos for YT, you really missed that part?
My man's laugh in the scooting video is so wholesome, made me smile and laugh too. Love these videos!
"Its all back with a little incision" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
18:09 “I f*cking hate men.”
Ma’am, you literally ignored every red flag, every signal, every warning sign that he only wanted you to come out for s3x, and you’re blaming HIM?
If you go swimming in an lake with alligator warning signs literally everywhere, and you get your arm ripped off, that’s not the alligators fault, that’s yours…
The same goes for signs for shark infested waters - You get bit or lose a limb, that's all on your own dumbassery
My friend did the EXACT same thing. The guy literally said that he only moves forward with relationships if the girl has sex with him on the first date, but then she acts surprised and cried when she realizes that he only uses her for sex.
Yes I agree she seemed needy and didn't seem to get the hint that he was done. And girl you don't go to a man, if a man really wants you make him come to you.
Agreed. What did she expect to get out of 3 days? A marriage? What she's not admitting, is she was WANTING to do the diety in order to trap the guy over a weekend. She paid $400 into what she hoped would be $400000 in support payments later. How DESPERATE does somebody have to be, to pay, like a John, $400 to get hummed fir a weekend!? Do you not know where the bars are? Or have all your bffs rejected you to. Big fricking *L!
The men obviously hate you too
The opposite of love isn't hate its indifference. Men need to learn this
Yes. I'm a nice guy but not a pushover. I don't get angry and lash at the women. I just go quiet. It's the best thing to do.
The opposite of love is hate, not indifference. Indifference lies in the middle of love and hate. Indifference is neither loving or hating. I think people need to stop quoting Elie Wiesel's "“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference” quote because it doesn't make any sense.
@AnansitheSpider8 hate requires an emotional response indifference does not .
@@johnelliott5875 Which is why hate is the opposite of love, because both love and hate require an EMOTIONAL response (just at opposite ends of the spectrum). Indifference, like you said, requires no emotion whatsoever. It's in the middle. People LOVE something (emotion), people are INDIFFERENT to something (no emotion), people HATE something (emotion).
Ho phases are for life. Everyone knows that you can't make a 304 into a wife.
My respect for that guy "noping out" of trap marriage proposal, she tried to force the weight of her whole family against him and he still stood strong. Lesser men would have caved.
That scooting piece almost made me die laughing :D
I am a retired nurse who practiced for nearly 40 yrs. I agree with all the rest, but physiologically, males are not able to tolerate pain as well as women. Yes, many men minimize pain.... until his wife walks in the room...I once had a 6'5" 300 lb. logger of solid muscle. A tree fell on him. He acted tough until his 5'2", 100 lb. wife came into the room. He started crying like a baby. She held him as he pulled her into the bed to cuddle her. She told me I could now give him pain meds. He fell asleep finally. I feel very badly for my 30 y.o. nephew who so wants a decent girl with whom to settle down and have a family. But for decades now, girls have been raised to believe that they are "special". It's sad. I'm older and this all seems crazy.
cool story bro
Lol, you think the guy was crying because of the physical pain he was going through? You just don't get men. He was crying because he knew he was putting his wife through a lot of trauma and he was not going to be able to perform his role in the family due to his medical condition. Men can tolerate a lot of physical pain. Many men just are not as good at tolerating the pain of seeing their family members in torment. A woman would not have waited to cry. She would have been crying pretty much immediately if she was in the same medical condition.
@@wesbaumguardner8829 Cool story bro
@@misanthropy9295 I broke my leg once riding my dirt bike. My nephew didn't believe me because when I told him, I did it jokingly with a smile on my face because I didn't want him to freak out. It took about 10 minutes for me to convince him that I really had broken my leg. When I got to the hospital about an hour and a half later, they had to cut my boot off. Both my tibia and fibula were broken clean through with a spiral fracture.
@@wesbaumguardner8829 I cried over the death of my cat than what any man has put me through. (Luckily I have broken the cycle by not dating anymore, apparently kids that are abused by parents are more likely to end up in abusive relationships, thanks mother..)
And studies have been done which shows on average women handle pain better than men, that's why its women that go through periods and giving birth and menopause and not men. Redheads however have a weaker pain threshold.
Filipinas don't care about fake lashes,fake fingernails,wigs, makeup. We just love being simple and natural. Keep our house sparkly clean, stay home and take care everything,the house,kids and our significant others. Keep ourselves clean and fresh. We don't like things that is fake and plastically when comes to beauty.
I find it is impossible to take a female with 4-inch talons on her fingers seriously 😂😂😂… complaining about men.
I also read that some of them Dont Swipe after a dump, because they can break a nail!
Yeah and some literally look like animal claws or like you said eagle talons, friggin turn off
Agreed. First thing I think when I see a woman with talons is how useless she must be handicapping the use of her hands.
haha, dw, i don't think she'd take you seriously, either 😂
@@savannahb3573 Ha ha you funny. Cope harder.
Seriously, the “scooting” couple are friggin’ hilarious!
2:50
This father is the reason his daughter is like this, and the surrounding attention-loving crowd. The insecurity and classlessness is astonishing..
He was dumb rejecting her it's very rare to find a girl that she is the one goin to propose for u and he's the thing when I girl do it to a guy they hate on her but when he did that to here he's saying he has the right like make it fair women got a weak personality and her big brave enough to propose to him infront of everyone shows how she really loves him and she didn't expect for him to say no at all
@@kozaki1811 bruh😂😂😂😂
@kazoki you don't put someone on the spot like that. Especially in front of your family.. why because you end up with this.
But who’s the girl in the blue 🤨
@@kozaki1811any time a woman proposes, she's insanely desperate. Why would a man agree to that?
29:20 To the girls that had the guts to straight out tell their fetishes, kudos. Also, those are not strange kinks, they are very vanilla.
Yeah, these are some of the 'basic' and most popular ones. I'm afraid the poor channel owner would have a heart attack if he delved into the world of BDSM
I had a chick that wouldn't take no for an answer. Eventually I lied, and said I was gay. There was a different chick at a bar that was pretty determined that she was taking me home. After about 15 minutes of politely declining, I told her I was studying to be a priest. 😂
If you're calling women "chicks" that says enough about you.
The guy rejecting the marriage proposal is a BOSS! Good for him.
he didnt just reject her he walked out with her friend lol so it was very savage
@@Dylan-yg4hg sister and its fake big dumbs
yea wanted to trap hes ass and he got away!
Skit
He cheated🤨 how is that a ‘’Boss move‘’ ? If a girl cheated on you you’d be crying and calling her a whore so shut up
8:21 Ya know what's even harder than all that? Being a woman and shutting TF up. Go ahead, try it. I ain't seen one of you manage to pull it off yet.
Perfect!
Ahahahahhaq
@@criminyworldriseedify8962 Grammer my friend, I have no idea what your talking about
You know why men have it harder than woman? Because we have to listen to them.
@@snakyYT Actually it’s because some of y’all have to live with the intellectual capacity of an immature 10 yo
The third one, the hugging guy, congrats to him. He dealt more emotional damage than Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Yeah true it sucks to be rejected even if a gal proposes but it's his right to say no as well.
Men deal with that sh1t their entire lives. You have no idea what rejection really feels like.
Being single has never felt better
Just gotta love how if a woman says no that's her right and she'll likely tell all her friends about how the guy she rejected was a creep or a stalker or whatever ( even if they just said Hi to her ) a guy rejects a girl and the whole world acts like there's something wrong with him or automatically assumes he's gay or just calls him immature and other things.....while inequality is a thing, women seem to only see the things they don't have/think they don't have and completely ignore the million ways society is stacked in their favor...madness.
Bro that rejected the marriage proposal clearly saw who her family was and made the right decision.
"Your wife is mad but y'all sleep together." [7:22] LMAO, so f*ing funny, this really made my day.
Dude at 1:36 is a Chad...Big respect, he is older, you can tell he has developed a strong character.
The "I'm gay" line is like saying "it's not you, is me".
I think I’ve only made a move on a guy once. It was my middle school crush and I asked if he could help me with my homework 😅🤦🏻♀️. And for the rest of the year he became my bully. Spat on me, threw things at me…etc. So now when I’m attracted to a guy I just push those feelings down and move on with my life. For me whatever happens happens.
That "Your wife is mad" was hands down the best out of all )))))))))))))))))))))
Friendzone is basically "youre handy to keep around and loyal anyway"
The "Friendzone" is the equivocal to being the dildo in the nightstand that never gets used.
It's plan B. "If I can't land a chad, at least this one still wants me"
No, friendzone means 'not romantically or physically interested'. It's that simple. Nobody is 'mimimiiii...uuusing...' you for not being interested in you in that way.
@@isabelc2131 that just sounds like friends.
Friendzone is usually when there is a romantic interest, but it's one-sided and and the dominant party either doesn't notice or doesn't mind toying/using the submissive party.
7:20 'Wife is mad, but you sleep together'
The funniest thing i've seen for a long time.
Daniel’s girlfriend’s father probably had lots to do with why he said no.
The drunk dude had me dying bro 😂😂😂
Touching another person without consent is criminal
You know what the hardest thing is ?
It's being trustworthy.
You can spend years earning someone's trust, yet It can all go away in a second.
Yep.. Had many therapists like that.. Spent years building trust with them to open up about the hard things and they all leave for new jobs or something else.. Now I have no strength left for therapy. (To note, I'm not psychotic, it was for my depression and anxiety which stems from childhood abuse)
@@Kat-mu8wq I hope you find peace, love and most importantly someone you can trust more than yourself in case you spiral. Have a blessed life and take care of yourself.
"no guy wants a girl who`s in this phase"
my man, no guy should want a girl who has ever been in that phase unless she was like 16 and in raging puberty back then
oh man im dying that "pov:your wife is mad but you sleep together" :DD that was actually funny af
the guy with dreads judging someone else’s perceived dirty hair is nuts.
The “talking to someone over there” guy seems to be a keeper.
Notice that after being rejected she immediately began implying he was weird/creepy.
7:30 I died laughing. That was a good one!
I want that video alone
51:25 somebody tell her to give the ostrich back its eyelashes 😂😂😂
1:48 When she squeals "my voice!?" it literally sounds like nails dragged down a chalkboard.
The best way to make someone feel like a complete ass is to be extremely nice and appreciative
unless if theres certain things like if its a passion project that you've been working on where you do need support aswell as criticism to help you up to get it there
tapping her glass with a plastic fork...just cracked me up
Ej he a smart man she a Winnie
I feel really bad for the guy who rejected his girlfriend after she proposed
Her Dad went completely ape shit on him, poor man
She was obviously toxic and he still had the blame put on him for trying to leave her, just when I thought humanity could sink no lower
Isn't he going away with her sister?
A woman doing that has no self respect. Too desperate. Can't blame the guy from walking out and losing interest. I would too.
The big chick rejected at 4:45 was not what he was shooting for. He wanted the friend that was in shape.
in what universe is rating yourself an "8" suddenly considered "being HUMBLE"? 😕
It brings me to the Jeff Dunham joke. I'm a solid five. Got both eyes; they don't work too well, but they're there. Got all my teeth; they're not straight but nothing's missing. List goes on.
I feel like Humble would average more around like 5 or 6?
A rating of 3 and below is truly HUMBLE. "Bitch, be humble." - kendrick lamar.
8 is humble because like 75% of women consider themselves a perfect 10 no matter how delusional they are.
"The fk do I know I'm hammered dog" what a lad haha
46:07
Guy: Can’t say you’re beautiful, you know why?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because beauty’s on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet
Girl, that's not an epiphany it's a delusion.
9:21 finally someone explains what a woman is. She is smarter than a supreme court justice!
Best rejection to a girl: “ I’m sorry, but I’m actually gay right now.” 😂
Just remember just because guys want to sleep with you didn't always mean you're hot it's because you're easy
It feels good watching pretty girls getting rejected cuz they don't know what it like for ugly guys to get rejected
@26:54 - good for him for making it clear that when you cheat, IT IS OVER. Trust, once lost, usually cannot be re-earned. If he caught her it means she has done it more in the past and will do it again.
Girls think they can get away with it if they cry enough.
The couple scooting was great comedy, ...... stupidity is not funny, but a simple think can be turned hilarious with a lot of intelligence and good humor.
HELL is being a male with a mother and a sister only. It's just like having zero family.
A 400 dollar trip for a month in is crazy but you know what is also crazy? How women expect men to pay for a $200 dinner and they don’t even know her last name or her body count yet or her dads name even 😂
The anti-simp training was awesome....fem-inism really freed and empowered MEN.
AS Dr. Malcom once said: "Nature finds a way"
Ian Malcolm: Life, uh... finds a way.
My first husband had me from hello. It wasn’t by saying hello, it was the fact that I was raised old world and he was the one man who treated me like a woman. Gave me his seat, opened a door and unlike modern women I didn’t complain I gave him a thank you and offered to him to sit next to me. We hit it off. I instantly fell in love.
Stop lying, just admit it was his pleasing face and be done w it
@@robertmaybeth3434 well yeah my husband was hot, 6’5” long silver hair and a smile that could melt a heart. But his mannerisms were old school and a complete gentleman.
If he had been like 5'6 you would have yelled CREEEEEEP
@@your.dark.lord. nope, my husband is 5’10”.
@@ShandiNicole1982 wayment, are you saying he is losing height? Because 7 inches is a lot to lose in two days, I'll pray for the poor man
The woman saying it's hard to be a woman literally has NEVER encountered a grown man!!!!
Both are hard
@@T2G-DJT it depends, what's hard about sitting at hm doing literally nothing while ur husband wrx his ass off to make that possible just to hear her bitch n complain nonstop!!!! Imma say absolutely nothing hard about that!!!
@@T2G-DJT Bruh.
And then the dude says “sorry bro!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't wait to "Describe woman in 2024" 😂
I ignored my Gf for 4-5 months straight, Ps we broke up. Then after the break up I realized the "happiness" I had with her was all a farce now she's just a distant memory.
Well i don't care if you're replacing her with another GF, live on without her.
8:05 dude laugh is just infectious 😂😂
Here is the what being a leader is like. I was dating someone and she called me freaking out. I did not listen. Why? Because her safety where she was was at risk. I basically had her shut up and told her where to go to be safe. Had her hang up after she was there and call the police. THEN call me back. She was upset, but her life and safety was the priority not her whining. She thanked me later. Her mother thanked me later. Her father thanked me later. In the moment she was very very annoyed.
"Humble Pie"🤣🤣🤣best thing I've heard today
If a hot girl came up to me and asked “if you were single, would I have a chance?” I’d just say “no, cause you’re out of my league” and just walk away. No further explanation
Never get with a girl who approaches you, and especially if she has game. She is guaranteed to have a best friend just like her and the majority of their conversations together will involve all the various guys they are messing with at the time. A lot of men live that way so I'm not saying it's wrong, but it's not anything to mess with unless you're looking for random hookups while wearing 2 condoms.
Telling her you're out of my league will only boost her ego. Tell her no because ( I the man) I'm out of your league and watch her ego sink.
@@Chad-nx7rs Absolutely. Telling her she's out of his league is a pitiful beta move. No reason to tear down one's own self-esteem. It swoops deeply into the territory of 'making a virtue from necessity'. Just tell her she's not your type, and if she pushes it, tell her she looks like a painted w*ore.
That clip of… My wife is mad but we sleep together…. Possibly the best clip of all time.
Legend states
The Black man who walked out of the proposal from a girl. His pride probably got hurt. That will be the talk of the group for a long time and his friends will make fun of him and look down on him if he accepted.
Honestly, this public confession thing or proposal without heads up from the initiating party is outright peer pressure. I know a girl who had no choice but to accept a confession despite not knowing the guy that well since the guy outright made a huge performance-like confession that involved the help of around 50 friends, and it was during a public event. With hundreds people watching and cheering, and the girl suddenly becoming the center of attention, she really had no choice but to accept, otherwise people will talk behind her back and the guy will simply be deemed a hero.
People need to know that doing such a thing really leaves no room for the other party.
The fact that girl's brother gets so angry and threatens him; he dodged an artillery round there