Everything Wrong With Dear John

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  • čas přidán 8. 04. 2015
  • This f*cking movie. (shakes head.) Here are the freaking sins.
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  • @acmiller22
    @acmiller22 Před 6 lety +535

    My dad was the "random guy messing with his belt" at the airport. It's always fun when someone acknowledges his role, especially when it's someone we don't know. Even though it was counted as a "sin" here, I'm glad my dad's minor cameo is something people notice.

    • @giacomoguerinoni9334
      @giacomoguerinoni9334 Před 5 lety +9

      Ashley Noel Conklin LOL that was funny as hell

    • @ann7838
      @ann7838 Před 4 lety +6

      That's such a cute cameo 😁

    • @acmiller22
      @acmiller22 Před 4 lety +7

      @Ai Shin Cruz he was just told to stand there and watch while going through customs lol

    • @ezechielamoussou7409
      @ezechielamoussou7409 Před 2 lety +6

      I just finished watching the movie..like 30 minutes ago and was looking for that same guy online. After 20 or so minutes of fruitless searching I stumbled on this video and decided to watch. Then I meet (kinda) the daughter of the person I'm searching for....weirrd

    • @michaelefferson5780
      @michaelefferson5780 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ezechielamoussou7409 Gotta love the internet! What a time to be alive eh? Lol

  • @darman210
    @darman210 Před 8 lety +343

    I know I've watched to many Cinemasins videos because I find myself watching movies and saying "Roll Credits"!

    • @Kittymouth
      @Kittymouth Před 7 lety +3

      I dinged a movie for playing the pronoun game.

    • @nataliegerdano6028
      @nataliegerdano6028 Před 7 lety +2

      I have dinged a movie for everything! haha

    • @darman210
      @darman210 Před 7 lety +12

      I watched Doctor Strange and said "he survives this".

    • @geekygecko1849
      @geekygecko1849 Před 7 lety

      Darkeith Lofton same

    • @krissannecattrell7196
      @krissannecattrell7196 Před 6 lety +1

      Darkeith Lofton I'm glad I'm not the only one! I also do many of the "clichés" too.

  • @Kittymouth
    @Kittymouth Před 7 lety +275

    Actually, riding horses can be EXCELLENT therapy for autistic kids. They're not unsupervised, they've got an adult leading the horse and two more adults flanking tgem so the kid won't fall off. My sister's in the program and they have everything from physical therapy patients to people with mental health issues. It's a really great thing!

    • @jaiblue25
      @jaiblue25 Před 7 lety +2

      sunset moonrise How ironically wonderful. (The feelings part:)

    • @jwlgoesfishing
      @jwlgoesfishing Před 7 lety +8

      I scrolled down to say that, horse therapy is a very effective thing for a lot of ASD kids. Never used it myself (because damn horse you scary) but a lot of my special ed peeps did.

    • @specter84ify
      @specter84ify Před 7 lety +3

      Umm, dude, why the autism jab, back home there's a equine therapy ranch that has programs for autistic children and adults as well as metal illness, please do more research next time.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Před 4 lety +3

      Horses are very nice creatures.

    • @Tymala1
      @Tymala1 Před 2 lety

      It would depend where they are in the spectrum. My step-daughter can barely keep her eyes open and takes 30 minutes to get in a building and would have so much anxiety, hit herself, the horse, and have a loud meltdown that would probably spook the horse.

  • @chariieh4728
    @chariieh4728 Před 9 lety +98

    Fun fact: in the book, Tim survives and at the end it's a scene of John watching them from atop a cliff and then walking away sadly.
    Part of me is kinda bummed the film didn't end like this too.

  • @ToastiLP
    @ToastiLP Před 9 lety +214

    "You're in a hospital in germany..." The nurse said in perfect accent-free english, because obviously the US Army has to fly in english-speaking medical staff instead of local german staff that learned english anyway

    • @sashad.4516
      @sashad.4516 Před 9 lety +4

      That's what I thought too!

    • @ToastiLP
      @ToastiLP Před 9 lety +1

      ***** ikr

    • @GalanDun
      @GalanDun Před 9 lety

      Better question, why is he in Germany? The USA is the same distance away from Iraq.

    • @darkdistroi
      @darkdistroi Před 9 lety +39

      Alex Shannon That's... not true at all. Have you seen a map of Eurasia recently? The US is actually twice as far away.

    • @ToastiLP
      @ToastiLP Před 9 lety +39

      Alex Shannon 1. There are some US Military bases in germany (for what reason ever)
      2. Are you kidding? That is some severe lack of geographical knowledge...

  • @HeelvsBabyface
    @HeelvsBabyface Před 9 lety +117

    Omg !! "Horse Factory of Sadness" is now the ONLY way I will ever describe how I am feeling when depressed !!

  • @Hunnypooh18
    @Hunnypooh18 Před 9 lety +320

    I hate to be this person, but (lol), the first quarter of this movie is almost exactly how my parents met and got married. Military guy on shore leave, meets the townie girl, falls in an incrediblely short amount of time and married ALL within that same shore leave. He has to leave for another 18 months, so all they can do it write letters and maybe sometimes talk on the phone. Although, my parents are black, so the rest of this bullshit didn't happen for them, like owning a horse farm or being able to sidestep airport security without your getting ass kicked.

    • @barrylyndon5552
      @barrylyndon5552 Před 5 lety +20

      Black people cant own horse farms?

    • @inessa5923
      @inessa5923 Před 5 lety +5

      Tentons O'fun Yeah, what the hell? That’s just disrespectful

    • @thefirstbourne149
      @thefirstbourne149 Před 4 lety +1

      INESSA Yeah, she did mean aside from her being black, right?

    • @aumjayakishatriya2982
      @aumjayakishatriya2982 Před 3 lety

      @@barrylyndon5552 I had no idea until I read her comment. I know blacks worked on horse "farms" (I understand farms grow crops, animals are raised on a ranch), and that many blacks own horses, but that they can't own a 'horse farm?'

    • @angiehg1513
      @angiehg1513 Před 3 lety +2

      i guess there's a happy ending bc they had you!

  • @waaazzza93
    @waaazzza93 Před 8 lety +223

    Since been sick iv been binge watching cinema sins and you know what? Now i can never watch a movie like a normal person without criticizing everything wrong and shit that doesnt make sense 😂

    • @angelstorm8813
      @angelstorm8813 Před 8 lety +18

      haha I swear Jeremy made me an asshole to watch movies with.

    • @a.nr.d7167
      @a.nr.d7167 Před 7 lety +4

      The book was soooo good!! The two couldn't have been more different.
      Long story short, not the type if movie you watch more than once and Amanda's ( savannah's) acting chops are cringe worthy here.
      Spoiler alert- John ends up alone, Tim's cancer (melanoma) goes into remission and Savannah stays with him.

    • @ryanb1388
      @ryanb1388 Před 6 lety +3

      Angel Storm same, my family hates the comments I make during a movie, like "why couldn't they just do this?" And my dad will be like "shut up!"

    • @KevinCummingsFitness
      @KevinCummingsFitness Před 6 lety +1

      That's fine. We will just make out during every movie we watch then

    • @SolidusSnake333
      @SolidusSnake333 Před 6 lety +1

      Same, but at least all my friends do it too

  • @losnfjslefn8857
    @losnfjslefn8857 Před 9 lety +321

    Sigh... Nicholas Sparks. I like to read as much as the next girl but... what do people see in these books?

    • @nunyabee6211
      @nunyabee6211 Před 9 lety +31

      losnf jslefn It's probably best if you *don't* try to understand how their minds work...

    • @killercaos123
      @killercaos123 Před 9 lety +1

      losnf jslefn Why do people like The Notebook?who knows. but they do.

    • @cidevant002
      @cidevant002 Před 9 lety +47

      losnf jslefn In the same world where books like Fifty Shades of Grey are praised and loved... I really don´t understand anything of this reality anymore.

    • @soosunknown107
      @soosunknown107 Před 9 lety +12

      Candy Von Bitter This is why men are so confused.

    • @chriserwalk4386
      @chriserwalk4386 Před 9 lety +5

      I think it's popular because it gives women an opportunity to submit to another person without the idea that they're somehow weaker for doing it. In today's society, women are told that they must be strong and independent. These (cheesy) movies are traditional love-interests with basic boy-chases-girl where women are told it's OK to revert back to a more traditional relationship. Of course, this is all my opinion, but I think it holds some merit.

  • @AudraBurgess
    @AudraBurgess Před 8 lety +63

    Savannah was such a bitch in the novel.
    John: Hey, you wanna try this place?
    Savannah: No that's boring!
    Also the guy Savannah marries doesn't die and John admits to stalking her while she tends to her ranch. And I thought I was bad for taking two years to get over an eight month relationship.

  • @aboredsquirrel150
    @aboredsquirrel150 Před 9 lety +513

    Yo dawg, I heard you liked "The Notebook"...So we put "The Notebook" in "Dear John" so you can write to John in yo notebook.

    • @99names16
      @99names16 Před 9 lety +10

      Haha awesome!

    • @brandonmunoz1978
      @brandonmunoz1978 Před 9 lety +7

      After the engagement? Hahaha*Ding*

    • @KevinCummingsFitness
      @KevinCummingsFitness Před 6 lety

      Lol

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Před 4 lety

      Hahaha
      Plus, we used 9/11 era soldier and a stupid war so you have zero sympathy for him losing the girl, when he could have just not deployed..
      Just gives you zero sympathy for military bros who get their misguided patriotism exploited to pop over to secure oil and poppy assets
      Hell, when the Soviets invaded Afghanistan we portrayed the muhajadeen as heroic freedom fighters resisting their evil Invaders, kind of hilarious
      Be much more interesting if he was a Pat Tillman type who realized the hypocrisy and bullshit taking advantage of his patriotism for halliburton..just, without getting shot by friendly fire
      Plus, they were super desperate haha, getting injured or having injured parents was definitely not enough to send dudes home

    • @aumjayakishatriya2982
      @aumjayakishatriya2982 Před 3 lety

      @@KaladinVegapunk fair, but he was one that was dumb enough to buy the false flag operation like the majority of the American population and many outside of the US, most of them STILL believe that shit.

  • @SupremeKai24
    @SupremeKai24 Před 8 lety +126

    John did Die At The End...on the inside.

    • @giottoula
      @giottoula Před 8 lety +5

      Exactly what I was thinking!

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia Před 9 lety +102

    Someone not taking a bite of an apple to show they're an asshole?
    That's worth at least five sins.

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 Před 9 lety +3

      But the point was that he wasn't an asshole.

    • @TheAzulmagia
      @TheAzulmagia Před 9 lety +3

      Crick1952 But he kind of was to his dad. Also, not being an asshole in a CinemaSins video is a sin in and of itself.

    • @smjai477
      @smjai477 Před 9 lety

      NancyDrewsClueCrew *Citizen Kane clap*

    • @SuperTonyony
      @SuperTonyony Před 9 lety

      Say.....the Middle East is on the other side of the planet....how are these to idiots going to look up into the night sky and see the same Moon?? "Somewhere out there....!"

    • @kerrokiriyama2628
      @kerrokiriyama2628 Před 9 lety

      Cheesy Granola. Nice The World Ends With You pic.

  • @SarahPiperNZ
    @SarahPiperNZ Před 9 lety +247

    Whilst I completely understand the point of these videos and the comments, can I just point out the absolutely huge benefit people with all ages with autism can get from even just the mere interaction with horses, let alone the actual riding. Accidents happen, but at facilities designed for this type of therapy, the risks are minimised and the results phenomenal.

    • @bicooo1
      @bicooo1 Před 9 lety +3

      Exactly! :)

    • @jrgonzalez83
      @jrgonzalez83 Před 9 lety +12

      Thank you. I cringed every time he mentioned autism in this video. It's astounding that someone who wrote a novel whose main characters are disabled children has never heard of therapeutic horseback riding.

    • @Buceesfanmaarten
      @Buceesfanmaarten Před 9 lety

      ***** ohh.. so that's why only autistic people ride horses.

    • @ronm7114
      @ronm7114 Před 9 lety +14

      ***** how bout not takin it too seriously

    • @LWLProductions
      @LWLProductions Před 9 lety +4

      I have autism and I never understood the horse thing. Basic social therapy is what I needed, so I don't really get it

  • @cgh7337
    @cgh7337 Před 8 lety +86

    I....collected....too....many....coins. I love these things.

  • @HoopsAndDinoMan
    @HoopsAndDinoMan Před 9 lety +121

    I love the running gag where whenever there's something covering women's breasts, the thing is just listed as a sin. Never gets old.

  • @MementoDubstep
    @MementoDubstep Před 9 lety +181

    This movie was so horrible. I remember I was in the cinema with a girl and watched that movie just for her. Omg I almost died.

    • @HistoricaHungarica
      @HistoricaHungarica Před 9 lety +108

      0:37 situation? :)

    • @JokingWithJesus
      @JokingWithJesus Před 9 lety +11

      these comments need more likes

    • @IDPgen2011
      @IDPgen2011 Před 9 lety +9

      HistoricaHungarica you sir need more likes xD shit had me lmao

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus Před 9 lety +11

      If you didn't get hardcore laid afterwards, I hope you dropped her like a sack of unwanted kittens.

    • @MementoDubstep
      @MementoDubstep Před 9 lety +11

      DragonNexus
      We never met again after that day (first and last date with her) xD

  • @1DarcsenOfLegend7
    @1DarcsenOfLegend7 Před 9 lety +60

    12:03 Wait... is that SERIOUSLY how it ends? Seriously?!! I mean, even a cliche get-back-together-immediately-because-circumstantial-obstacle-is-gone ending would have been better than deciding to gett back together during a chance meeting, when you had previously decided to go your separate ways (or at least she did)!

    • @epicfail1526
      @epicfail1526 Před 9 lety +26

      DarcsenOfLegend i don't think they should have gotten back together at all.. i mean what the hell is that? the girl leaves you to marry somebody else and you're just gonna let that HUGE choice of deception and disloyalty slide? Why not go find a girl that wouldn't leave you in the first place? hell, that's what i'm doing! i'm going through a similar thing but i would never go back to my ex. she left me for somebody else. Why would i go back to her after she made that choice? i might as well leave all that behind and move on to someone even better that would stay with me, and wouldn't break up after a year of dating because of some ridiculous rumor she heard about me driving around with some other girl, and going to her house... EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T DRIVE YET. i swear, some girls don't want love. they want to BE loved. fuck the ending of this movie. -DING-

    • @1DarcsenOfLegend7
      @1DarcsenOfLegend7 Před 9 lety +6

      55thebassman55 I agree completely. I just think that a cliche romance movie ending, as sinful as that would also be, is better than getting back together on a whim. The trick to love is getting to know the person as a friend. 2 weeks is not long enough, and sex is more of "the icing on the cake" when it comes to knowing and loving someone, rather than a starting point. And, as you said, leaving you for someone else when you've poured out your heart is definitely a sign that you shouldn't let them back in. For those reasons and many, many more, romance movies are fake pieces of garbage.

    • @deadaccount1991
      @deadaccount1991 Před 9 lety +1

      Did either of you catch the reference Cinema Sins stuck at the very end?

    • @1DarcsenOfLegend7
      @1DarcsenOfLegend7 Před 9 lety

      You'll have to be more specific. CinemaSins tends to make a lot of references.

    • @Icepath3199
      @Icepath3199 Před 9 lety +1

      Amazing Fucking movie reference

  • @Akumu74
    @Akumu74 Před 7 lety +63

    I need a Nicolas Sparks book where nobody gets cancer gosh darnit.

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym Před 9 lety +25

    3:09, John's wide neck makes him look like a thumb. A Steve Oedekerk-esque thumb.

    • @aumjayakishatriya2982
      @aumjayakishatriya2982 Před 3 lety

      It's great for height and weight tests since one over or under the weight range for their height would have to get taped around the torso at the navel and around the neck. You'd want a wider neck. Maybe not for those underweight, I wasn't in that side of it to know.

    • @51stcenturygirl
      @51stcenturygirl Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣 you're not wrong

  • @johnrife7134
    @johnrife7134 Před 9 lety +145

    There are a lot of uniform issues with this movie. Wrong desert cammo for one. But there was a time when the army couldn't decide on a pattern so you can excuse it. No soldiers ever want to be in their dress uniforms unless the absolutely have to. And his shoulder board rank is upside down on his class "B" shirt.

    • @johnrife7134
      @johnrife7134 Před 9 lety +11

      15:30 upside down rank. But in other shots it's fixed.

    • @bosozoku_biker5788
      @bosozoku_biker5788 Před 9 lety +1

      John Rife I've seen people walking around my local shopping centre in their uniform.

    • @johnrife7134
      @johnrife7134 Před 9 lety +8

      OK. They were probably a recuiter. Or on their way to an event. Most likely a recruiter.

    • @bosozoku_biker5788
      @bosozoku_biker5788 Před 9 lety +1

      John Rife No, they were buying stuff like everyone else. There is some kind of army base nearby or something like that and that is where they do their shopping.

    • @johnrife7134
      @johnrife7134 Před 9 lety +8

      You're missing my point. They don't wear that stupid pickle uniform unless they have to. He was walking around in it in the movie for no reason at all.

  • @DanteWolfwood
    @DanteWolfwood Před 9 lety +63

    Don't care what anyone says...this movie would have been GREAT if it had ended after the hospital scene.
    Think about it:
    A movie about how dedicating your life to someone, after only knowing them for 2 weeks, can devastate you and cause you make terrible, terrible decisions. Also in the process, you neglect the relationships that you have had your whole life. In this case, his autistic father. Always cherish what you have, and don't throw it away for a moment of infatuation.
    When I saw this movie in theater (yes I was dragged), I was really moved by the father/son scene in the hospital. I was going to say I was REALLY pleasantly surprised! It was even going to be one of my favorite movies of that year! and I personally thought the coin thing in the movie was beautiful. Unique even!
    Then the bs kept going. good job Sparks. Good job. Throw away a good plot for some stupid romance.

    • @muuger1
      @muuger1 Před 9 lety +10

      Exactly the same for me, I teared during the familial situation John was in, but I did not gave a hoot about the 'puppy-love' romance

    • @DanteWolfwood
      @DanteWolfwood Před 9 lety

      VictoriousProductions LE SIGH to me or Sparks?

    • @DanteWolfwood
      @DanteWolfwood Před 9 lety +1

      WTF do you mean support? I don't support this, I was just commenting on a wasted plot potential. Calm the hell down you damn hipster.
      I went to see this ONCE and I hated it.

    • @DanteWolfwood
      @DanteWolfwood Před 9 lety +7

      Well fuck me for having a positive opinion then. Besides that, let me try to explain.
      I didn't enjoy the movie up until that point, but I felt like that moment was strong enough to turn the whole experience around. Yes it has terrible dialogue, mediocre plot, and too much convenience, but that is the point. This phony, stupid romance was not worth throwing his family away for. But I guess you are too ignorant to see that point.
      And your elitist mindset is freaking gagworthy. Me approving it is what is causing this crap to be made? Yeah, like I have that much power over hollywood. It gets made because it sells. People enjoy it. And I am not a egotistical douche, who expects everyone to have the exact taste as I do. I'm just making an observation on what would have made me enjoy this movie.

    • @DanteWolfwood
      @DanteWolfwood Před 9 lety

      VictoriousProductions Ok fair enough.

  • @paulroses669
    @paulroses669 Před 8 lety +34

    I've seen so many cinema sins lately that my view point on not just movies but everything have increased, I point out and notice things so much more that I watched titanic with my gf and she got so mad I pointed out every flaw an wtf moments she quit the movie midway, even my tone and my jokes I like to make have gotten better, thank you cinema sins, I've become a bigger dick to things in everyday normal life

  • @BimmerMax_YT
    @BimmerMax_YT Před 9 lety +25

    Horse factory of sadness gets me every time

  • @imthenervouswreckful
    @imthenervouswreckful Před 9 lety +310

    How have you not done The Princess Bride yet?

    • @thesmilingdevil
      @thesmilingdevil Před 9 lety +27

      Jessica Stout Because there are too many good things in there that the tally mark by the end would be simply zero. There is enough good lines to zero out the bad. There is nothing wrong with the Princess Bride. Also, tis I! The frenchiest fry!

    • @SuperTonyony
      @SuperTonyony Před 9 lety

      The RUSes looked fake, but otherwise, that damn movie is tight!

    • @nicholaspeterman9111
      @nicholaspeterman9111 Před 9 lety +35

      The Frenchiest Fry You are forgetting. No movie is without sin.

    • @Alforbia
      @Alforbia Před 9 lety +10

      Jessica Stout
      I think they may well get lynched if they do.

    • @lampshade1304
      @lampshade1304 Před 9 lety +6

      Nicholas Peterman The princess bride is the exception that proves the rule

  • @THEREALSPARTAN
    @THEREALSPARTAN Před 9 lety +101

    4:16 Pairing autistic kids with horses.
    Alright!
    Who ordered the medium flame war!?

    • @kylediaz7510
      @kylediaz7510 Před 9 lety +16

      dont worry, I have a coupon for 90% off that flame war

    • @declanisbadatvideogames2300
      @declanisbadatvideogames2300 Před 9 lety +8

      kyle diaz sorry it's not valid

    • @kylediaz7510
      @kylediaz7510 Před 9 lety +2

      declan is bad at video games b-but it expires on 4/22

    • @TheEnderFriends00
      @TheEnderFriends00 Před 9 lety +11

      THEREALSPARTAN9001 My mother actually worked on a farm that did that. It's actually a really effective method of therapy. A lot of children who can't relate to other people can for some reason relate to the horses.
      I can't fault him for sinning it though, it really does sound like the cheesiest thing imaginable.

    • @Rainkit
      @Rainkit Před 9 lety +4

      FalconGunner99 Children with mental or social problems find it's easier to communicate with animals than with people. Animals won't abuse you or shun you for being weird or different, and children who have speech problems can relate to the horses, who can't speak at all. There's a lot of psychology behind it, I could probably write a book about it, but I'll just tell you that much and leave the rest to Google.

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa Před 9 lety +38

    I don't really know anything about autistic kids but horses can be really good for therapy. And if one finds horses with right temper they won't hurt anyone. Ones that are at the same time really kind and cool headed not to get easily startled.
    Damn I love those silly critters.

    • @anthonylongoria2638
      @anthonylongoria2638 Před 5 lety +2

      Most any companion animal is good for therapy lol, especially for autism. They're just focusing on the factor of how easily horsea have injured or killed grown people

  • @TaylorSwiftLuvr4Lif3
    @TaylorSwiftLuvr4Lif3 Před 9 lety +23

    I've worked with many horse camps for the autistic and they absolutely love it. All the horses must be certified and/or proven to be calm horses to work with anyone who's inexperienced around horses. Plus there are so many checks put in to minimize the risk to anyone involved. The horses also are very good at being used as a calming effect for the hyper or those who are farther down in the spectrum. It too is my plan to open up a summer horse camp for not only the autistic but for inner city kids who might otherwise not be able to work with horses or be on a farm. Don't diss something until you know more about it.

  • @DalePWhyte
    @DalePWhyte Před 9 lety +155

    Haven't watched the video yet, but the description tells me he hates this one

    • @joshuareznicek1010
      @joshuareznicek1010 Před 9 lety +2

      Dale Whyte Okay, not trying to start something as I am legitimately curious, why do people comment before watching the video they are commenting on? Seems way too anti-logic to me.

    • @DalePWhyte
      @DalePWhyte Před 9 lety +8

      Josh Reznicek I read the description when I saw it in my sub box and, well that's it. I saw him complaining about it in the description so just felt the need to comment.

    • @joshuareznicek1010
      @joshuareznicek1010 Před 9 lety +5

      Dale Whyte Hmm, fair enough. Carry on.

    • @bag00nga
      @bag00nga Před 9 lety

      From reading the description I am guessing he is going to do a sin video for It Follows. Or is it too soon?

    • @Hitsyfication
      @Hitsyfication Před 9 lety +1

      Dale Whyte He? No no no, everyone with sense hates this one.

  • @SilverSilverope
    @SilverSilverope Před 9 lety +239

    next on white heterosexual people almost kissing...

    • @overtone55
      @overtone55 Před 9 lety +73

      Next on white heterosexual people having PG13 sex...

    • @theMoporter
      @theMoporter Před 9 lety +111

      Next on I Will Bring My False Sense Of Victimhood Into Any Conversation...

    • @coolbadboy786
      @coolbadboy786 Před 9 lety +28

      theMoporter This comment is too beautiful

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 Před 9 lety +46

      Oliver Yuen It seems like you would be. Seeing how quickly you made that generalization and all...

    • @CometX-ing
      @CometX-ing Před 9 lety

      Was that a joke?

  • @Wakeupgrandowl
    @Wakeupgrandowl Před 9 lety +39

    Autism + horses = very real and working thing.

    • @tylerrebik7700
      @tylerrebik7700 Před 6 lety

      WakeupGrandOwl I'm the exception. I'm mildly autistic and horses scare the hell out of me.

  • @barrylyndon5552
    @barrylyndon5552 Před 5 lety +6

    100 sins removed if John had just punched Tim in the face in the cancer hospital just out of petty rage. Like 'yeah they are both morally perfect beautiful people and he's dying but fuck it lets get it on' then they wrestle then Tim beats the shit out of John. Movie goes down as having the best twist ever

  • @HernoF94
    @HernoF94 Před 9 lety +91

    So did Jeremy's wife came up with the idea of SINING this movie?

    • @X_Blake
      @X_Blake Před 9 lety

      I don't think he's Married

    • @UncoordinatedPixie
      @UncoordinatedPixie Před 9 lety +23

      Blake Kuji Yes he is.

    • @X_Blake
      @X_Blake Před 9 lety

      G Scarlatti how do u know

    • @UncoordinatedPixie
      @UncoordinatedPixie Před 9 lety +27

      Blake Kuji He's mentioned things in other videos about his wife plus he wears a wedding ring. Look up his other channel Cinema Sins Jeremy.

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow Před 9 lety +37

      yes, she realized she wasted money in the theater to watch The Notebook 2 : The Sequel 9/11 Warrior.

  • @Trae-sb5du
    @Trae-sb5du Před 9 lety +189

    Do the empire strikes back

    • @MSNDBZ24
      @MSNDBZ24 Před 9 lety +22

      Trae Oflynn I'm sure they will, but only in december to prepare for Episode VII

    • @Satabell
      @Satabell Před 9 lety +11

      MSNDBZ24 Or during Star wars Day. (May 4)

    • @floofymcnuggets_2373
      @floofymcnuggets_2373 Před 9 lety

      Trae Oflynn YES!

    • @fm-filmmusic6481
      @fm-filmmusic6481 Před 9 lety

      Trae Oflynn Yes!Every movie has sins and that includes the Original TrilogyDid you hear that Cinemasins!

    • @borisbarrois1281
      @borisbarrois1281 Před 9 lety +1

      Would be nice but... i'm not sure i wanna hear anything bad about Empire.

  • @AngelX712
    @AngelX712 Před 9 lety +311

    And this is why I hate Romance Movies.

    • @13realmusic
      @13realmusic Před 9 lety +19

      The Vicious Drifloon EpicAnimeRequiem the book was a lot better because it was more about John's relationship with his dad. In the end Tim lives "happily ever after" and John kind of gets nothing except for a life lesson. Kind of rough, but well written.

    • @brandonmunoz1978
      @brandonmunoz1978 Před 9 lety +1

      And non contradictory names or comments*ding*

    • @micahformantes3006
      @micahformantes3006 Před 9 lety +1

      That's not racist

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 Před 9 lety +6

      Me too, most of the time the characters are either people awful who use love as a means to be terrible human beings. Or they're magazine models who I can never relate to. Only Romance movie I ever thought was decent was Love & Basketball.

    • @Killinemkid
      @Killinemkid Před 8 lety +24

      Especially with the forced stereotypical purity. The patriot and the charity worker.

  • @Threatty
    @Threatty Před 9 lety +36

    Completely lost it at the Joker reference in 13:00, lmao!

  • @lainiwakura7556
    @lainiwakura7556 Před 9 lety +279

    This movie looks absolutely awful

    • @raminybhatti5740
      @raminybhatti5740 Před 9 lety +7

      Amanda Seyfried makes it slightly bearable. What IS awful is a similar film starring Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams, kind of a remix of Dear John and The Notebook :/

    • @satyricyst
      @satyricyst Před 9 lety +7

      Private First Class William Hudson Dear Johnbook. Sounds vile.

    • @raminybhatti5740
      @raminybhatti5740 Před 9 lety

      ***** That's it, The Vow! Oh God, that was terrible. I genuinely regretted wasting 90 mins watching it.

    • @raminybhatti5740
      @raminybhatti5740 Před 9 lety

      satyricyst It was vile.

    • @pancakelad
      @pancakelad Před 9 lety +2

      ***** The Vow was me and my girlfriend's first date, she loves Sparks books and even she thought that movie was horrid.

  • @FanaticMarioMan
    @FanaticMarioMan Před 9 lety +54

    Please do Sherlock Holmes!!!!

    •  Před 9 lety

      Which one?

    • @FanaticMarioMan
      @FanaticMarioMan Před 9 lety +4

      *****
      All 2 that is.

    • @SuperKillJoy15
      @SuperKillJoy15 Před 9 lety +2

      but they are such great movies

    • @FanaticMarioMan
      @FanaticMarioMan Před 9 lety +1

      Jeremy Greenlee
      They're my favorite live action movies. And that's why I want to see them sin it!

    • @SuperKillJoy15
      @SuperKillJoy15 Před 9 lety

      ***** no, see i was agreeing with you

  • @sashwat2646
    @sashwat2646 Před 8 lety +24

    Dear Jon
    CENA🎺🎺🎺✨✨🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎺🎺🎺

  • @gwendolynnorthcutt6521
    @gwendolynnorthcutt6521 Před 8 lety +43

    Angelic autistic child used as sympathy points and a plot device, gee dont i feel respected as a human being!! ugh. That thing w the kid being verbal w a stranger Because He's Special is such bullshit lmao. I hate how talking was shown as a positive sign too.
    normally i'd go "wtf is with allistic people thinking We All Love Horses?" but the lady already had a horse ranch that the kid had fun at so maybe she's just using the resources she already had rather than weird stereotypes.

    • @ravenrose5712
      @ravenrose5712 Před 2 lety

      I feel you. Personally I'd hate being dragged out to a horse ranch as a child, but at least the movie does make room for it with the horse ranch..

  • @daenerystargaryen5260
    @daenerystargaryen5260 Před 9 lety +66

    Everything wrong with Interstellar!

  • @SHODAN_0
    @SHODAN_0 Před 9 lety +9

    Oh CinemaSins and apples. I'm laughing to tears.

  • @TatyBallouta
    @TatyBallouta Před 7 lety +1

    I am soooo addicted to this kind of videos (everything wrong with... or movies mistakes) that each time I watch any movie I start searching for mistakes....

  • @stevemadak6255
    @stevemadak6255 Před 9 lety +1

    You guys are brilliant with the ad warnings. How many times does EVERYONE turn something off when an add comes on? Really smart. Love this site, you've only ever made one mistake and that was trashing Lucy, which everyone but you will agree was fkin awesome.

  • @pianopolly
    @pianopolly Před 9 lety +3

    This ClubW ad was quite hilarious. Maybe even more so than the actual sin-counting before.

  • @JCMDKFHUB
    @JCMDKFHUB Před 9 lety +27

    Do "Deer John". It's a movie by PETA.

    • @TheMasterVictory
      @TheMasterVictory Před 9 lety

      PETA made a movie ? should i be shocked or amazed ?

    • @knightnight7160
      @knightnight7160 Před 9 lety +7

      TheMasterVictory They made a game too, several in fact. They're all bullshit knockoffs made by people who have no idea what they're talking about and complaining about issues that don't exist....
      ....Just like most of PETA

    • @JordabHawkeye
      @JordabHawkeye Před 9 lety +2

      You should play Pokemon Black & Blue. It's /hilarious./ Just try not to think too hard that it was made 100% seriously by real human beings that actually believe that stuff.

  • @quoteunquote13aac
    @quoteunquote13aac Před 9 lety +17

    Love how he fires an M4 and it cuts to a shot of an M249......

    • @sameerahcarter-marrel2838
      @sameerahcarter-marrel2838 Před 9 lety +6

      Alexander Garcia NUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!! XD oh wait... GUN NUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRDDDDD *ding*

    • @sameerahcarter-marrel2838
      @sameerahcarter-marrel2838 Před 9 lety +1

      Asuka Rangurē Shikinami Wow, I'm still trying to process the fact that you evaluated my statement, and then on top of so YOU WROTE IT! Holy shit, you are a Jeremy in the computer flesh.
      Congratulations, you have watched way too much CinemaSins.

  • @casuallychallenged
    @casuallychallenged Před 9 lety

    I normally hate commercials, especially those commercials that are obvious sell out things... but whether you are a sell out or actually believe in the products you are promoting on your show, I LOVE the way you do your commercials and enjoy watching the whole things.
    I also love the fact that I can get the entire rundown of a movie from your sins videos and determine if I am going to ever be interested in said movie. Thank you for saving me from Taken 2 and 3 :D

  • @SacredDaturana
    @SacredDaturana Před 8 lety +16

    Best ad ever.

    • @mons3020
      @mons3020 Před 8 lety +2

      +Blackfish The CinemaSins wine should be made from apples and his not his college girl friends' tears.

  • @Jacko1962
    @Jacko1962 Před 9 lety +15

    JESUS christ, that horse scream sound startled me. jesus

    • @BaldorfBaldorf
      @BaldorfBaldorf Před 9 lety

      It got me too lol

    • @bosozoku_biker5788
      @bosozoku_biker5788 Před 9 lety

      Phoenix Oroboros What horse scream?

    • @Jacko1962
      @Jacko1962 Před 9 lety

      Scarygamer345 at the end, after the full sin count

    • @bosozoku_biker5788
      @bosozoku_biker5788 Před 9 lety

      It didn't startle me one bit. granted, I had to go over the video again to find it, but the fact that I didn't even notice it the first time round proves my point.

    • @Khoros-Mythos
      @Khoros-Mythos Před 9 lety +1

      Scarygamer345 Same for me, I didn't even notice it XD Though that might be 'cause I'm really tired and have been watching CZcams videos for the past 6 hours......

  • @JazzyNym
    @JazzyNym Před 9 lety +2

    I lost it at "horse factory of sadness." Still haven't gotten over that. This one was amazing

  • @stgirlfriend
    @stgirlfriend Před 9 lety

    i love this channel so much

  • @spacepirate369
    @spacepirate369 Před 9 lety +20

    dude, do your research. autistic kids and horses go together like romantic movies and writing

  • @RaptorJesus
    @RaptorJesus Před 9 lety +3

    "Horse Factory of Sadness" might be the funniest thing I've seen on CinemaSins.

  • @mavenesquith6825
    @mavenesquith6825 Před 8 lety

    Some glad you made this. It seemed like a popular thing I was missing out on so I tried reading the book but couldn't get through the second chapter... This vid also saved me trying to get through the movie :) I'm all caught up now thanks!

  • @jashinworshipergaming9253

    This is one of the best channels on youtube xD thankk you cinemasins

  • @ILOVEEVERYMUSIC
    @ILOVEEVERYMUSIC Před 8 lety +5

    first time ever watching one of your videos and you are funny as f*** I love you and wish I had someone as real as you in my life

  • @brittanyr9471
    @brittanyr9471 Před 7 lety +10

    John Dies At The End reference is perfection.

  • @ryryelmdweller
    @ryryelmdweller Před 9 lety

    This feels so weird to say, but I love your ads. Seriously, the Club W ad was hilarious!

  • @adrianayala5476
    @adrianayala5476 Před 9 lety

    The wine ad at the end was the best thing about this sin video

  • @WASP12D3
    @WASP12D3 Před 9 lety +3

    Oh my god did Jeremy just make a John Dies At The End joke? I love that book.

  • @zebbz1
    @zebbz1 Před 9 lety +13

    Aaand as usual, when something cool like wine delivery is presented, it's ONLY available in the US... There's never anything for us international guys.

    • @zebbz1
      @zebbz1 Před 9 lety +1

      Bebbe Liked the video as usual though.

    • @polk-e-dot8177
      @polk-e-dot8177 Před 9 lety +3

      Bebbe Ya know what is available for the international viewer of cinemasins?
      Cinemasins! You can get it in your home and on the go. Literally anywhere you have internet and a screen you can have Cinemasins.

    • @zebbz1
      @zebbz1 Před 9 lety +1

      Nicholas Polkey Yeah, you're right. Didn't mean to sound so bitter. :)

    • @polk-e-dot8177
      @polk-e-dot8177 Před 9 lety +2

      Nah i was just messing around with you

    • @brandonmunoz1978
      @brandonmunoz1978 Před 9 lety +2

      That's racist.*ding*

  • @acrj-alfasaus4825
    @acrj-alfasaus4825 Před 6 lety

    Your ad got me hooked. So funny and right up my alley!

  • @Sweet68Camaro
    @Sweet68Camaro Před 9 lety

    Your ClubW ad was freaking AWESOME! LOL

  • @eutrophiabarton7456
    @eutrophiabarton7456 Před 8 lety +17

    I swear I want to marry the narrator

  • @erylaria398
    @erylaria398 Před 8 lety +10

    i find i amazing that one can learn so much about american culture through these videos and the comment section. i didn't know "dear john letters" where a thing, this is so interesting. i love picking up little bits of information while i'm being entertained :D

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust Před 6 lety +1

      Erylaria you will not learn American culture from a comedy channel that gives "sins" for not including a lap dance

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 6 lety +3

      Erylaria Dear John letters are a thing in every military. In Germany it translate to a Dear Hans letter.
      US Military Not So Fun Fact: The guy/girl who screws a soldier's spouse while they are deployed is always referred to as Jody. They drill that name into you from almost the first day of boot camp.

  • @xXbspencerXx
    @xXbspencerXx Před 8 lety

    I love when you guys insert relevant movie sound clips.

  • @ImmortalKat4ever
    @ImmortalKat4ever Před 8 lety +2

    Your ads are so entertaining, I am okay with listening to them. And I am not okay with that. *ding*

  • @stewiegriffin12341
    @stewiegriffin12341 Před 9 lety +6

    Do The "Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies." Peter Jackson's 2 hour rendition of five pages of a book!

  • @abbypark5774
    @abbypark5774 Před 7 lety +3

    cinemasins ads are sooo much better than every other ad like they're so funny, i wouldnt ever skip them. marketing ppl need to recruit them instead of making stupidly insensitive pepsi ads.

  • @TheMoviePhantom
    @TheMoviePhantom Před 9 lety

    Love the "John Dies At the End" reference! Awesome video guys!!!

  • @CommanderViviax
    @CommanderViviax Před 9 lety

    So funny! Horse farm of sadness, lol. The ad at the end is hilarious.

  • @j0nt
    @j0nt Před 8 lety +14

    His rank is sometimes on backward. 10:50

    • @Reficite-productions
      @Reficite-productions Před 7 lety +1

      Thank you, holy shit that bugged me. Plus, an extra calls him "sergeant" when he's clearly a staff sergeant

    • @j0nt
      @j0nt Před 7 lety +6

      +Will Kemper That's an Army thing. I was in the Marines and we said full ranks. In the Army, they call E-5 through E-8 (unless it's 1st Sgt) "sergeant"

  • @alisyed9584
    @alisyed9584 Před 9 lety +10

    Because Jurassic world's coming out soon do the Jurassic Park sequels!

  • @drepop803
    @drepop803 Před 9 lety

    Ah man this was a funny one. Think I woke people up laughing so hard. Mail sniffing line and the one right before that had me dying. You can't put funny lines back to back. It makes me do a double laugh lol. She left me for the et kid line had me crying. Also your ad promoting is hilarious aswell. Keep up the great work Jeremy

  • @Red7.1.7
    @Red7.1.7 Před 9 lety

    Awesome video! One of the funniest videos yet!

  • @JohnCoker
    @JohnCoker Před 9 lety +3

    You should TOTALLY make a cinema sins wine

  • @WingedKey
    @WingedKey Před 9 lety +7

    :O
    You should do Flowers in the Attic!

  • @paralyzia2568
    @paralyzia2568 Před 9 lety

    Love the comment at the end about John Dies at the End. Nice.

  • @beckygriffiths817
    @beckygriffiths817 Před 9 lety +2

    Also the same guy that was getting scanned in the one scene was walking past in the back ground of the other airport scene.
    He's either stalking them or just really fucking loves airports.

  • @CloudIV
    @CloudIV Před 9 lety +4

    LOL I fuckin' lost it when Jokers Dark Knight audio thing came up

  • @Teth47
    @Teth47 Před 9 lety +18

    CinemaSins I feel like we were just given a hint about the next movie you're going to review... Is it going to be John Dies at the End?

    • @williamstevens8177
      @williamstevens8177 Před 9 lety +1

      I think so, bc of the reference at the end and the promise of "two 'scary' movies"

    • @Teth47
      @Teth47 Před 9 lety

      William Stevens That's going to be glorious... Was a fun movie, gonna be a fun review.

    • @williamstevens8177
      @williamstevens8177 Před 9 lety

      Teth47 Yeah. Thinking of re-watching it for the eww.

    • @ElementalArcher
      @ElementalArcher Před 9 lety

      I don't think so. John Dies at the End is not supposed to be a comedy?

    • @williamstevens8177
      @williamstevens8177 Před 9 lety

      Paulo Barbosa I'm pretty sure it is.

  • @wheeles7
    @wheeles7 Před 9 lety

    Watching the video was worth it to watch the ad. That was hilarious! Keep up the good work guys!

  • @thescaredshadow
    @thescaredshadow Před 8 lety +3

    I swear, the only thing that I remember about this movie is that there's a time traveling tree.

  • @savageplanet5788
    @savageplanet5788 Před 9 lety +3

    Ok now please do Hobbit Battle of 5 Armies, Interstellar, the other Pirates of the Caribbean movies, other Quentin Tarantino movies, Mean Girls, Rush Hour, The Incredibles, How to Train Your Dragon & Rio!!!

  • @MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle

    Dude, I can't freaking wait to see you on Movie Fights!!!!!!

  • @samuelwallace2782
    @samuelwallace2782 Před 6 měsíci

    I actually like this movie alot. I love the subversion of his letter actually being to his dad. I love that the relationship between John and Savanna is never really resolved. And it is, hilariously, actually a really good depiction of US Army Special Forces, from the changing uniforms through the years, to the missions john runs both combat and training, and even the unhealthy coping mechanisms and struggles with relationships.

  • @riseofthesugars5312
    @riseofthesugars5312 Před 9 lety +30

    Everything Wrong With No Country For Old Men

    • @MartiniSaysNo
      @MartiniSaysNo Před 9 lety +14

      That would be a short sins video.

    • @riseofthesugars5312
      @riseofthesugars5312 Před 9 lety +3

      First few minutes:
      1. In the first shot the cuffs are behind his back but in the second shot he is choking the guy. I don't see how that is physically possible.
      2. Anton isn't in uniform when he pulls the guy over.
      3.The dog is walking towards the sour drug deal even though that's what he walked away from judging by the trail of blood.
      4. Why doesn't the agua guy drive home or to a hospital
      5. How does Josh Brolin notice a hidden satchel of money from about 2 football fields away.
      And that is just the first two scenes

    • @gamemaster2311
      @gamemaster2311 Před 9 lety +1

      Rise of the sugars This guy would be really bad at CinemaSins. *ding*

    • @BillMayonaise
      @BillMayonaise Před 9 lety

      Sin: When Sugar blows open the doors lock in the hotel. He blows out the lock but not the actual bolt that is keeping the door closed so the door wouldn't be able to open.

    • @riseofthesugars5312
      @riseofthesugars5312 Před 9 lety

      wsdf Sugar? you mean Chigurh?

  • @CFProductionX
    @CFProductionX Před 9 lety +3

    You are the God of advertising :D

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 Před 6 lety

    Loved the John Dies At The End joke. Classic film.

  • @hydrohigh-danger9711
    @hydrohigh-danger9711 Před 9 lety

    But to end on a high note, love ur vids dudes

  • @karmascamera5275
    @karmascamera5275 Před 9 lety +4

    Everything Wrong With Annabelle

  • @OlgaGax
    @OlgaGax Před 8 lety +34

    LIKE for the John was going to Die in the end reference!

  • @dansea6686
    @dansea6686 Před 8 lety +1

    horse factory of sadness... amazing.
    and, i want a movie with this title, thank you.

  • @meltedicecream5049
    @meltedicecream5049 Před 5 lety +14

    Me: sees the title.
    "Dear John"
    Me : tAylor sWift

  • @ShojoBakunyu
    @ShojoBakunyu Před 9 lety +3

    The wine commercial was the funniest commercial I've seen in forever. Congratz! When they're that good, people shouldn't bitch.

  • @AryonaSamoto
    @AryonaSamoto Před 4 lety

    I'm always reminded of my brother when she says I had no choice. He laughed at that sentence & was like there she is on top of the other guy screaming "I had no choice" over & over

  • @revenue3
    @revenue3 Před 9 lety

    wow even ur commercial at the end was entertaining
    (yes i actually sat thru it and dont even like wine) lol

  • @7Write4This9Heart7
    @7Write4This9Heart7 Před 7 lety +3

    THIS. LOVE this! Aahahaha!

  • @donaldduck7243
    @donaldduck7243 Před 9 lety +12

    vampire academy ..... nowwww....

    • @magicprofile2635
      @magicprofile2635 Před 9 lety +2

      Do fucking Vampire Academy......now......

    • @magicprofile2635
      @magicprofile2635 Před 9 lety +2

      Magic Profile
      Im just saying Vampire Academy, has so many stupid flaws that its laughable.

    • @donaldduck7243
      @donaldduck7243 Před 9 lety +2

      Magic Profile
      It was so hyped, and when it came out, the only good thing about it was that it was perfect for CinimaSins.

    • @magicprofile2635
      @magicprofile2635 Před 9 lety +2

      Donald Duck
      I understand that you guys do "everything wrong whit" whit movies that you like, movies the fans want, and the ones to hype up some remake or sequel.

    • @magicprofile2635
      @magicprofile2635 Před 9 lety +1

      Magic Profile
      But I mean come on have you seen Vampire Academy. Its just begging to be sinned.