Trump Attacked Yovanovitch On Twitter While She Testified On Live TV
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- čas přidán 17. 11. 2019
- In a blatant attempt at witness intimidation, the President tweeted insults at former Ambassador to Ukraine, Marie Yovanovitch, while she testified at the House impeachment inquiry. #Monologue #Impeachment #Colbert
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You went to New Zealand because of Lord of the Rings, and we all know it.
Sarah Balcom Someone who sees straight to the heart of the matter. Damn right he did.
That's exactly what I thought straight off. I hope he got to visit Hobbiton.
And for the record, the South Island of New Zealand has a lot penquins.
Citadel of winds I’m pretty sure he’s been to NZ a few times. He’s a big LOTR fan so he’s probably seen a lot of the filming locations
And I don't blame him for wanting to see dear Frodo.
"As we sit here the president is attacking you on twitter."
Go back 10 years and tell people this happens...no one will believe you.
onequartercanadian 10 years? Try 3 1/2 years.
@@300DBenz Try now. I cannot wake from this nightmare, it can't be real. ELECTED GOVERNMENT officials - looking at their CELL PHONES READING TWEETS FROM POTUS - during impeachment hearings - TO A WITNESS. Dear god in heaven HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING??? If that's not intimidation of a witness, what is? She is more brave than I, sadly. I would never testify because I have no more faith in the rest of government either. Protect her? HA. We'll see. (history - review it - and find out how the real patriots have been protected in the past 50 years - or 20)
10 years ago...eh?
The move to discuss the tweet during the interview was pure brilliance. Let the cheeto-n-cheif dig his own grave!
@@davidinvenio3094 I know, phones aren't allowed in court for many reasons! They'd all be guilty of contempt if they tried that outside the government
Honestly I think at this point, being attacked by Trump would be a compliment - they're doing something RIGHT.
She is real hero, lock him up please, impeach and remove,period.
Then convict and jail
Incarcerate #45. Lock up Pence too for aiding and abetting. Remove supreme court justice Kavanaugh.
Problem is that impeachment is a political process and does not imply removal or indictment. It's basically a slap on the wrist, it's only being done because the constitution only mentions impeachment as an option. The founding fathers never conceived that the president would ever be a life long con artist criminal.
@@johnwang9914 if the senators convict (admittedly I'm not holding my breath), then trump is removed from office and cannot hold any other office.
@@reveranttangent1771 The impeachment of Clinton showed that it is possible to be impeached without removal from office. I don't think anyone expected impeachment to be successful so long as the Republicans control the Senate. I'm sure that the impeachment was started as late as it was to drag over the election so that the dishonesty of the Trump administration and the clownish defenses of the Republicans would dominate the news cycle through the campaign though there is the danger that republican supporters will just tune everything out to support their personal cognitive bias. It would take a democratic control of at least the House and the Senate in 2020 for a successful removal of Trump either through election or impeachment. The removal of Trump is up to the American people.
This is like the angry boyfriend screaming in court, "I'm going to kill you!" as his girlfriend tells the jury how she was afraid for her life.
Oh Stable Genius, don't you ever go a-changing! 😆😅
Ro G- I can smell that pie 😁
You sure it wasn’t the other guy kind of guiding her what to say?... please tell me you noticed that lol
@@ameliadelcastillo5424
Oh Amelia! 😃 - the 🍑's aren't quite ripe for picking. Yet! ⏲️🥧
Let’s grow In TN, when we *really* mean it and would prefer a stronger way to let the person know just what we mean, we settle for, “Bless his *little* heart.” That’s really how you know. So many people here do mean it; they don’t know what the hell to say when something negative comes up, bad news. But when you add the “little,” that’s how we know. Some home fried southern courtesy served fresh. We use real tear salt to just add a hint of pathos. Yum. 😂
www.minds.com/minibierthirdcoming/ stephen colbert is a CLOWN SOUTH PARK DID 》IT《
Isnt attacking the witnesses strangely close to something a dictator would do to stay in power...?
100 % correct
@Truth Willout the only book Trump tried to have read to him.
"The president is attacking you on twitter", what a time to be alive.
Them Twitter tweets are to be taken serious.
You're not alive - Trump killed America a few years back lol.
His tweets are official White House statements so they are to be taken very seriously.
Ayuh. Never in my wildest dreams.
Just think in a couple of years " the president order to arrest you, on twitter"
Yovanovitch was born in Canada and had done a term being the Canadian Ambassador with Ottawa, she's a Canadian Hero too! Thank you, Marie, I applauded you from Canada!
If tRump finds out she is from Canada he will want to build a wall there.
@@Randy-ry9ss?? Canada has never needed a wall with neighours, we have hedges and tree's we bicker about among ourselves, and we trim our hedges take care of our trees. In fact, Trudeau said he's gonna plant 2 billion trees, Marie was only a little girl and moved to the US. She is most certainly is not a threat to the US. Where is this hate coming from?
@@cherylsibson8457 The hate comes from tRump...........
@@Randy-ry9ss which is why she's attended the impeachment hearings and was applauded for doing her job.
Cheryl Sibson the man with little hand is a threat.
Yovanovitch is an AMERICAN HERO
HER O ?
@Gidget Trevathon Why are you lying? Troll
Hero and zero -self-awareness is not big with Trumpbots is it?
Told her to read the script when she is one of people who listen in the call... This Trump guy is genius...(and stable)..!! Lolz
You all say he’s a hero, let him defend himself under oath
To all late shows:
That tennis photo should ALWAYS have a graphic warning or be blurred.
Thanks
At this point it's moot. You (nor anyone else who has seen it) will never be able to scratch it of the retina of your mind! *#can**'t_unsee_that*
Agreed.
I must admit, though, that when I saw that I suddenly got the weirdest craving to go find a harpoon.
It is impossible to unsee such a disgusting picture. Trump is a horrible excuse for a Human.
Miriam Bucholtz *I’ll* call you Ishmael. 😂
Jesus, live witness intimidation. It doesn't get any more incriminating than that.
AND yet he was acquitted, Republicans saw to that.
REPUBLICAN DEFENSE: "Your Honor, you might have caught the Bank Robbers red handed, but you can't process them until you turn in the Whistleblower who called the police"?... Good Grief. 🤥
M. Rodrigo Lemus nailed that
Could you put a warning up before showing the "tennis" pic?
I will never unsee that image.
bait clicker -I agree...and I don’t feel so great about the body-slamming verbiage....there’s so much to cover about trump, that I prefer we leave his body out of it! For so many reasons....😂💖
Truth Willout - No doubt 😂😂😂
Trump hates it when anyone criticizes him, but criticism from women seems to really set him off.
Trump is an insecure man-child.
He's got some serious mommy-issues.
@Telly Vin-a 5
I just think he believes women are weak and therefore has more confidence in attacking them.
Good grief, was there anyone who wasn't listening in on that call?
"True patriotism is better than the wrong kind of piety" Lincoln
Oh how he would weep at the current GOP!
Patriotism is a pernicious form of idiocy
Whatever the fuck that means??
You can either be an American or you can support Trump. Not both. The two things are mutually exclusive.
Trump is so arrogant he regards autocorrect to be fake news.
T reasonous
R ogue
U nfit
M onstrous
P oop
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Lol you must’ve tested that out too when you saw it. I thought no way it wouldn’t autocorrect and sure enough I was right.
And we reguard him as a fake president.
Totally. Trump doesn't use autocorrect because he hates being told he's wrong about something.
His typos aren't accidental. Like Boris Johnson's hair. It's an image thing.
Of course he attacked her. Guilty cowards always lash out when backed into a corner.
Innocent people also lash out when falsely accused
@@dorianshadesofgray2981 No, they don't. Why would anyone lash out if innocent? Makes no sense.
@@dorianshadesofgray2981 Not by attacking the accuser, that just makes you look bad
@Final Cut she was fired at least a month before the phone call, in that phone call Zelensky said he didn’t like her. She has never met or spoken to Trump and was not present at the phone call... what evidence is she actually providing which isn’t second or third hand hearsay?
@@dorianshadesofgray2981 It's not a criminal proceeding, hearsay doesn't matter. Besides, this is proving a concerted effort to remove an ambassador for political gain. It proves that Guliani, a PERSONAL lawyer is in control of foreign policy. Watch the testimony.
Wait, so... He's telling her to read the transcript... of the call... that she literally listened to? what in the actual..?
Sondland's getting a lot of bang for his million bucks, just not the kind of bang he was expecting.
Maybe he wants Stormy to spank him w/a copy of Forbes?
@Kris Moodley Yeah, someone getting that screwed should be having sex. Ewww.
Sad but true😏
Plot twist: he literally gets Bang brand energy drinks
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Jennifer was ON the call. She doesn’t need to read Trump’s selective summary of it
🤦🏼♀️
Why should she read the transcript? She was on the call.
"whoever that is" - she's senior VP staff ffs
That’s an actual crime right there
The republican party will not recover from this for decades.
Good! they are awful for the rights of people and only work hard to make lives harder, all while gaslighting us that they are making it better.
@@goblinwisdom Well said.
They probably will. Their voters are dumb as sh*t.
Hopefully longer.
Matt K I keep rewatching the interview one of the latenight shows did outside the rally during which he announced space force. It’s the mosy bizarre piece I’ve ever seen on TV NOT starring Sacha Baron Coheb or in ab Austin Powers film.
You’re a natural treasure, Stephen. Thanks for sticking it to IQ45. 😃
You mean national
Delanie Murray Not only is he the 45th president with the same number for his IQ! I hope 45 is in his inmate number!
@@shadowrealm8014 Nah, we're taking a break from national anything. Need more nature.
Dolt45. A tall can of extra-strength bullshit.
@Brian Allen You mean they'll prop his decaying carcass in the cell for another 44 years?
70% think he’s wrong. Why do I have to live with 3 people in the 30%? 😩
My mother is a die hard Trump supporter. She is an extremely intelligent woman, multiple degrees.....she has lost her goddamn mind over Trump. You can show her evidence of his wrong doing, she doesn’t believe it. It’s amazing how Trumps base will shut down every brain cell they have so that Trump can be right to them. It is gross.
I feel like you and Jess need a hug. I'm lucky to be married to a Republican who can't stand Trump and is thinking of switching parties because his has gone insane.
Jess Aguilar does your mom watch Fox or OAN?
Poemi: you have my deepest sympathies.
If anyone else pulled that crap the feds would walk in yank the phone out of his hand slap on the cuffs and get him the hell out of our government..
Stephen , those Trump ass jokes made me spill my coffee again!! 🤣🤣
We love you here in Kenya 🇰🇪
No woman cries more than a republican man. 😊
Avatar except the liberals on trumps inauguration
More like, pathetic whining, than crying... the republican, I mean.
Spot on
LMAO!!!
You have that all wrong. You dumbass DEMOCRAP'S are still crying about killer Hillary lost to cheesehead.
Why you think they wanted to impeach him the day he won the election.
Any smart American knew democrap's couldn't handle a BUSINESSMAN being president of our United State's Of America
4 people disliked this video. Trump , Pence, Kanye and Putin.
Oops, there's a 5th dislike now. Must be Don Jr. -- always slow to the party.
No, Putin laughed at it. Putin used Trump, he doesn't like him.
The Four Jackass of the DUH-pocalypse.
Yes, but do we count Kanye's oppinion anymore?
and their bots 😮😯🙃😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was entirely too long frozen on that one image.
@Travis Fisher: You got that right - even this bleach I've rubbed onto my eyeballs won't make the image go away. Oh God, it's here again - help me....
To quote John Oliver:
"Dumps like a truck and thighs like what"
One cannot just UNSEE that!
"Trip to New Zealand, once in a lifetime"
Me and the boys living in new zealand: 😎
Are you near the Shire.
Y'all have a pretty cool country.😊
Shnob
Yep, me too. In “The winter less north”. Some of the best beaches in the world.
Tauranga here
@@Thundernymph I'm a wellington suburb boy
"Mommy, take me home." I love the subtle humour Stephen's office throw in there.
Subtle?
@@ChickenSDS They hid it underneath Drumpf running from the Peach and the cheers of the crowd.
They all make a swell team.
Please never use humour and Stephen in the Same sentence. It just doesn’t go together
@@dorianshadesofgray2981 You came close, but your Russian-English skills still need a bit of work...
Desperate Donny the Despot-Dunce knows he's doomed
Stupid and great being the operative words: would one care to elaborate?
@Gidget Trevathon "hEs DoInG a GREAT Job. i LoVe mY JESUS TRUMP! mI 401k iZ lOokiNg GrAte!"
@@mattk6101 "Gidget" is just a no-content troll. Don't feed it.
@Gidget Trevathon "Hillery called me a deplorable but she don't even know I was borned here and can't even be deplorted"
@Gidget Trevathon You don't know what a propagandist is. On the off chance that you are not a bot, welcome to the youtube comments section. Warning: May contain opinions that melt your little snowflake heart.
No doubt he's going to live tweet again tomorrow during the testimony. Intimidating a witness is a crime.
And that he did.
Bhaw ha ha ha! Well we see how that worked out. That man can not learn from his mistakes.
So... 45 wan't watching the testimony. He just happen to tweet during Ambassador Yovanovitch testimony... Coininki-dink? I think not.
Let's all just put this at the bottom line: Our President communicates to people mainly through Twitter. I'm 32 years old and I have never used Twitter. Sign of the fact that... guess what? You can survive without using that disgrace to humanity.
Melissa Hoover: I'm with you. I've never been to twiiter and I never will be caught dead on there. Twitter is for losers; simply because, that dickhead lives there.
I’m 31 and have never used it. Seems like a waste of time.
This whole impeachment and presidency would be hilarious if it were an HBO series but it would be too outlandish to get picked up, they'd say "This is too far out there, it's not believable that any president would be this dumb"
Alas it's real life.
Real life doesn't have editorial standards of being intelligent and entertaining.
However, just think about the undeniable fact that trump will be the butt of jokes for the next 100 years. (Tricky Dick thanks you.)
And they regret to this day that they never green lit the project...imagine if their show was accurate to the letter...Home Box Office would be set for life...
Maybe this is the real life version of the Truman Show?
@@bryanjackson8917 That Truman wasn't President...nor an idiot.
No one finds it weird that DJT can spell Yovanovitch on first try but can spell his own wife’s??
Dems would find that impeachable
*can’t
@@dma69nyc very likely
Someone probably helped him with the spelling.
The difference is easy to guess. He think he can write his wife name while he probably did not even tried to write Yovanovitch and just asked someone to write for him or had a written reference
"Ambassador to the EU, and antiperspirant roll-on from the 80's"
It's an indicator of how much sentiment is with Yovanovitch that at the mere mention of her name @4:40 there was spontaneous applause.
I agree. She should read the transcript. And then tell everyone what the Trump team changed or left out.
reality is stranger than fiction.....confirmed since 2016
Am The Only One Waiting For Trump To Leave Office?!
Our country has got to remove this man as president.he is dangerous and a threat to our security.
WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR?
@@gilbeanes4955 For it to affect them personally in a negative way.
Don't forget, he made the rich and powerful an absurd and unsustainable amount of money- hin and his hand picked leeches and sycophants.
There's only 7 billion people also waiting for Trump to go, Edgar.
At least, in this way, he is giving us something to live for.
HE'S GOT TO GO!!
Your picture makes me happy you said this.
@@TeamLegacyFTW Alot of conservative Americans want to see this asshole go.
Note to self: do NOT drink coffee during Colbert!
😂
Or French fries with a prune juice chaser
susan yee 😂😂😂💖✨💖✨😂
@@michaelwertzy9808 yeah, that would turn out even worse! I'll keep that in mind, too!
*covfefe
That’s an insult to “he who must not be named”.
He's was Watching, And Tweeting at people on the stand, all while refusing to testify on his own behalf? I hope he gets dragged out of office kicking and screaming while Fox News covers it.
His testimony during the Senate trial is what will really count. If the Senate doesn't insist on him being a witness, it's.....it's.... OMG, I can't even imagine. But I betcha that's what they're gonna try to have (not) happen.
Stephen: "why did i go to New Zealand?"
Stephen :" furthest i can get from our news without being pecked by penguins"
Everyone else: 😏 "Lord of the Rings"
fun fact 30% of NZ's gdp comes from movies, tv shows, and any imagery of their landscapes. Thirty percent.
An embarrassment for the POTUS to be making such remarks. Impeach and remove the clown We need a real leader. We need Bernie 2020!
Bernie’s mission is to even the playing field by providing life improving help to the lower and middle class. Therefore, he’s a threat to the wealthy capitalists.
But since when has something being embarrassing ever stopped our dear leader?
While I like Bernie's policies, I worry about his physical health.
@@H-Bomb_DaDonDaDa I don't think that wealthy capitalists will be hurt that bad because ya know " wealthy" capitalists.
Elect Bernie in 2020 and bury Bernie in 2021...........He is way too old for my taste.
I hope his throwing anyone and everyone under the bus, burning bridges everywhere, lying, blaming, motivates more people to come forward and tell the truth, because they realize that this guy is not going to stand up and defend them, he's not going to take the blame and pardon anybody except for himself, and that their hopes of getting rich on the spoils of corruption are all for nothing. 6 people are already in prison, and the list of Trump Administration alumni does not look like it is going to be getting shorter before it gets much longer
I'm from NZ and I'm addicted to your news. Also, we do occasionally get pecked by penguins...
😆
How? *is confused*
Oh you poor dears! Send in the Red Cross immediately! 😱
@@markmh835 I appreciate your concern
Are they rock-hoppers? Those are my favorite kind of penguins. I mean, I wouldn't want to be pecked by them, but they're adorable.
The whole Republican party is a 'Frank Drebin standing in front of a burning fireworks factory' gif.
GOP: The facts were in the factory. We blame the media.
Nothing to see here...
Who's Frank Drebin?
@@couragekarnga8735 the guy from the "naked gun" movies.
@@couragekarnga8735 A detective mastermind in the LAPD that needs a 6ft condom.
USA vs 🍑
...the battle continues...
I am a Kiwi living in York, England and my wife and I LOVE your show. Keep it up Stephen, your doing a great job. Kia ora mate 👍👍
Medicare for All is 70% percent too on people agreeing.
True. The corporate sponsors don't want to draw too much attention to that, though.
Minor gun control like background checks is 80-90%
Lord Baldomort! Priceless!
Witness intimidation in real-time and the GOP ignores it.
MY EYES! ME EYES!! I CAN'T UNSEE TRUMP IN TENNIS SHORTS 😭😭😭
two hams in a surgical glove! comedy gold!
Whatever you think about him, Trump's Twitter Tantrums are always entertaining. lol
I have him blocked. About as entertaining as examining feces.
@M.D.Metal No, not entertaining. They just make me shake my head in disbelief. It's an insult to the US presidency to see the overgrown man-baby do what he does while he's in the White House. I'm afraid the entertainment value went south long ago. Now it's all reduced to pathetic whimpering from a bitter, old fool. The sooner he's out, the better. I'm sure we can find something else to laugh about afterwards 🙂.
Before he became president, they were tweets of baffeling amusement.
After he became president, they are just nuggets of 100% pure embarrassment.
Think of it this way: If you cringe at his Twitter tirades, he's won and lives in your head rent-free. I just learned to have fun with his BS, The jokes write themselves where Donny is concerned. 😎🍺
@@MDMetal The only time I see any of his tweets are in the Colbert & Seth Meyers late show bits... And while embarrassing, I don't really cringe at them as much as I worry about my own safety.
I mean, sure I live on the other side of the world from the US, but the world is no longer a big place, and this moron that has been elected to lead the USA is not just a clown and an embarrassment. He is dangerous!
I hope Stephen met Bilbo, Treebeard and Gimli.
You know Gimli was just an actor, right? The other two are real though.
Wouldn’t you love to meet an Ent? I’d also take meeting an Entwife. Even a Huron would be acceptable at this point. 🤔 It’d also be sick to meet the Lady of the Golden Wood, but I think she moved, like, 15 years ago, and no ones been able to get in touch with her. Weird.
@@SunflowerSpotlight Are you beautiful and terrible as the dawn? Treacherous as the sea?! SHALL I LOVE YOU AND DESPAIR?
No? Aight \o/ I'll go to the Green Dragon and get some drink and huge piece 'a meat. Maybe be sneaky and look for a firework :>
Iron Fan I mean, I don’t like to brag, but... I *am* pretty darned treacherous. It’s my best feature. Aside from my amazing humility, of course. So awesome, in fact, that when I hang up my Ring of Adamant and retire, I’m thinking of just getting on a boat, sailing West, nothing between me and that sweet silver glass horizon. I’ve never been to the Green Dragon, but man, I’ve heard some stories. 😳 The drinking songs ALONE are prodigious. Respect. Stay fantastical, my friend. 😜
We all know he went to New Zealand because of LotR.
I hope he met Gandalf.
“Honestly chairman, I’m not intimidated by the presidents twitter tantrum.”
-The Proper Response When Trump Attacks Someone On Twitter.
Honestly I think she isn't, but it's fair to say others would be.
While yes that sounds cool to say. It is in no way the proper response to make. For the two following reasons below.
1)He is the President of The United States and is live tweeting his own impeachment hearings. In order to attempt to discredit and intimidate the witnesses. By saying you don't mind him doing so. You are making it seem as if what he is doing isn't a big deal. When in reality it is a huge fucking deal and very dangerous. It should shame everyone in the country to watch him do this. It is a disgrace to the office. It is a disgrace to the country and everyone in it. By normalizing it or insinuating it is no big deal. You are being a part of the problem.
2)Regardless if you think Trump is a clown. He is still the President of the United States. He has an immense amount of power to destroy his critics. Which he has shown he will gladly use as much as possible. One of his biggest weapons is his supporters. A good size chunk of who are genuinely crazy angry violent people. That have shown they will believe anything Trump tells them. Treating anything he says as if it is coming from god. Regardless if Trump may not actually respond with actual violence. He knows perfectly well that when he does and says and tweets stuff like this. There is every chance one of his deranged supporters will take it as a green light to attack. Doing everything from sending death threats to doxxing to actually physically assaulting to very possibly trying to kill them.
"Former Ambassador to Ukraine, and current ambassador to the Matrix, Marie Yovanovich..."
Oh, come on Stephen we all know why you went to New Zeland. *Lord of the rings theme plays.*
Then the Rohan theme, then the Lothlorien theme. Love Howard Shore.
Here’s a pet peeve tangent: A weird amount of people seem to think it’s John Williams, I think because of the French horns and use of themes and motifs, which are very Williamsy. But it’s so good. 😭 It sucks when the guy who figured it out gets passed over, when people just assume it’s Williams.
He was invited and ALL expenses were paid. 'nough said.
He has been there several times to visit the filming locations and even appeared in a bit role in one of The Hobbit movies filmed there so I think that is already ticked off his Bucket List.
Pardeep Parmar Oh snap, very timely quote. Nice!
Pardeep Parmar Yeah, he really has a lot of good quotes. He has a lot of pathos. He kind of reminds me of Faramir in that way. Then there’s Gandalf’s morality quotes that are also awesome. But some of those are used so often that it dilutes the impact. Theoden’s quotes are less used enough that they really... man, they hit! Sometimes in these situations it’s hard to decide if you go funny or iconic or something that rings with truth, but the “reckless hate,” thing has come back to me several times since I saw it, so I’d say you picked correctly! I’m glad to know that Tolkien is still being consumed and celebrated by people.
You're the best Stephen with Seth a very close second! Without you and others to "lighten things up" a bit, life would seem a lot gloomier.
3:37 ... Aaannd now I have to go boil my eyes. Thanks, Stephen.
Of course he did.
She's a woman.
And we all know in what regards he holds women...
His inferiorty-complex in regards to people braver, more competent, more accomplished, and more respected, tend to make him lash out and inflate like a scared frog in front of a bigger predator.
Loved your frog depiction! Well done!
So that stupid walk of his a defense mechanism? Chest puffed out to look bigger.
Leave 🐸 frogs alone lol trumps a turd
It's hilarious how he's constantly under the impression that anyone cares if he knows who they are. XD He still thinks he's some kind of star-maker or something.
still rather surprised that it took quid pro quo to start an impeachement and everything before that was somehow acceptable
Right? Collusion with our enemy, obstruction of justice, not to mention 20+ credible allegations of sexual harassment and assault. . . Hmm, no problem on those, but this quid pro quo thing, now let’s impeach
@@bellas.9253 im not from america so i dont know how correct i am on this but wasnt he by your own laws not even allowed to be president in the first place? and arent presidents supposed to stop controling their business for the duration of their presidency?
It didn't take quid pro quo. Asking for the investigation into a political rival was enough on its own. Everything before was most definitely NOT acceptable. "Quid Pro Quo" has just stuck in the public's mind. If by everything before you mean Trump's actions since his election - many things were not acceptable and many Dems were itching to start impeachment hearings, but Nancy Pelosi is a brilliant strategist and she insisted that they wait. She knew that if they had started earlier, public opinion wouldn't have been behind the move; but once the Ukraine affair surfaced, they had what they needed - they literally had no choice but to proceed. Pelosi knew the American public had to understand the seriousness of the behavior and the need for enquiry, otherwise Repubs would have just called the whole thing a witch hunt.
"Why did I go to New Zealand?"
Stephen, we've watched you long enough to know why YOU of all people went to New Zealand.
Because they're taking the hobbits to Eisenguard.
Isengard :-)
-gard, -gard, -gard!
3:50 Excuse me I'm eating here
Didn't even have to click the timestamp. :x
@@BubblewrapHighway It's probably best if people don't click it😅
“Current ambassador to The Matrix”...lmao
Read the ststememt before you attack the prsptresident! 😂😂
That picture of Trump playing tennis he needs a girdle..
Ambassador to the matrix!😂😂😂
NZ is lucky to have you, if only for a moment
The current president can't spell. Really think he should lead the free world?
As long as he vacations in Nambia. 😏
“Mommy take me home!”..., said the Donnie. 😄😂
"..and current Ambassador to The Matrix.." Gonna use that one in a conversation.
" momy take me home" is that what trump comes to.
Wonder how often they regret taking Fridays off... always the loco news day
Colbert is certainly my favorite Catholic. Love his swag.
Conan O'Brien has left the chat.
He should seriously replace the pope😃
Ted Bundt had his admirers too.
Some people really like bundt cakes.
Only bakers into Bundt cake
I know I should be embarrassed about the unfortunate autocorrect, but these responses are funny.
He wanted to have his cake and eat it too.
too bad these are so short...cant get enough of these stories...don and the giant impeach...hope you do another book
I would love to see the entire Republican Party sing "I’d Do Anything," from the musical "Oliver," to Trump.
Doctor: So, how's the detox been going?
Me: Colbert showed that picture of Trump in his man panties again.
Doctor: Yeah... I saw. I have been saving this 30 year old scotch for my son's graduation, but I think we need it more now.
Well the other thing 70% of people agree on is taxing the rich.
Yonavitch the one maytrix girl you don't want to screw with
These faces are much easier to remember now that I have names like "Storm trooper looking for her helmet" to tie them together
"Current ambassador to the Matrix" 🤣🤣🤣
trump isnt fit to shine ambassador yavanovitch's shoes
Has Trump ever done manual labor?
If trump is attacking you, you know you’re doing something right!
3:43 I wasnt really expecting that and I almost choked on my waffle haha.
that "sticky wicket" pun went over the audience's head like a loose bouncer
New Zealand is where Hobbiton is, reason enough says I!
Nice work there, mr. PRSSIDENT! 😖
He came to New Zealand? 😮 damn. 😂 I could've seen him across the street and been like, "That's Stephen Colbert.. Neat."
Omg I cannot imagine what must be like for these poor people, it must be so scary...