That,s true.My grandfather was German,.He was also fluent in Italian, Spanish, and Polish.He spoke Yiddish, but couldn't read or write it.He also picked up Garlic from some Irish friends.My dad spoke German, Italian, and Yiddish, and knew some polish and Hungarian.
As a Brazilian, I must say, your Portuguese sounds very similar to "Portunhol". A mixture of Portuguese and Spanish that we use to communicate with the hermanos
She’s just using the most common cause of death (well in the US cancer rates are far higher than any other country) she would’ve never suspected suicide. She just went with the most common cause of death and it backfired 😅
This woman is sick. I lost the love of my life in 2019 right before his 27th birthday. I went to a wonderful medium afterward and she was so genuine snd so pure and she was so excited about my reading and my storey, we talked foe an extra 2 hours and she didn't charge me. This woman is just praying on peoples grief, illnesses, etc
Preying, if that's what you mean . Edit : To *pray* is to call upon a deity, God, angel or supernatural power. To * prey* is to take advantage of someone's vulnerability and weakness, which is exactly what this fake psychic is doing. A prey can also be a target or victim of a predator such as lions prey on deers.
Love ALL your videos both shorter, and longer. I hope this does not creep you out, I am 66 years old and can't walk anymore. Being home all the time, your videos really improve my mood. Thank you
"You don't know what it's like to be a medium. It's a guessing game." Made me actually spit out my coffee into the bookshelf I was passing by. The lady ows me 15€ for the books that now have coffee stains for saying those two things unironically like that's news to her audience.
She reminds me of the one “psychic” who told a widow on live tv that the reason her husband’s body was never found was because it was in water. The woman told her that no, her husband had been a firefighter and went missing during rescue missions on 9/11 and was nowhere near water. The awkward silence afterwards was insane LMAO these people are monsters who just want money and don’t care how much you suffer.
Sylvia Browne and that was on The Montel Williams Show. What made it worse was when the woman said her husband had been a fire fighter, Sylvia said - oh, that means water - or something like that.
Layze I know most people dont tell you this but we actually really appreciate you. You have no idea how many people you've helped, you made us cry, laugh, groan in disgust, etc. You deserve everything we give you and more ❤ we love you layzeeeeeeee
There’s so many of these on TikTok lol, I think it’s funny when I see them using spiritual items completely wrong too. I got banned once for telling a woman she was wrong.
I'm so glad CZcams recommended me one of your videos, I've been going through a lot and your videos and personality make me forget what is happening around, I'm so thankful for you❤
I found him 2 weeks ago and I’m HOOKED! He is too funny! The skits, the editing, his “delulu” song, is all too notch 😂 he’s unlike any other person I’m subscribed to. I hope he gets a million subscribers this year. He is so talented and authentic
Sooo she has 6 business, speaks 7 languages but can't pay rent and relies on scamming people on tik tok😂 Also, she has the power to change ethnicity at will
its fake. There is no such thing as "a psychic" it is all faked and sugestive and there are numorous techniques applied to fool people who are gulible like you .
Fun fact with paypal, if you are sending money DO NOT send it friends and family unless you are ok with losing that money. If someone selling you something wants you to pay friends and family DONT! Why? Because when you send friends and family on paypal you lose all buyer protection and cant ask for a refund if things go wrong.
If she truly does know seven different languages, she's so valuable as a worker, especially at the airport. But instead, she's begging on tictoc, absolutely full of bs.
I’m 6 months pregnant at the moment and the number one thing I want for my child is that they can speak multiple languages so they always have something to fall back on if needed 😅
Dear layze… I have had a trouble these past months but every time you post I feel WAYYY BETTER you make me laugh and you make me secure about my Humor I also bought a wig cause why not you made me inspired to ❤❤
Me who's truthly Portuguese, rumours are that English and other languages do struggle to understand our language and also confuse us with the Spanish and Brazilian language, Portuguese and Brazilian are pretty similiar it's just how you form phrases! ❤ (I got so happy to see this video I was waiting for more content from you and yippie we have it!💖) But yeah, Natalie is a scammer, a racist and she indeed was using a website to read those things out loud, I was kinda expecting an apologize from her and no having black friend doesn't make you able to use racist terms like the n word.
She deadass said, "As a black person, I agree with her." 💀 I have no doubt that she is not entirely there. There is a chance that she could have a black ancestor, but it is probably 1% to 15%, so it is definitely not enough to say the N-word. This is coming from a biracial person with lightskin, and I won't even say that word.
Love the long videos! I just discovered this channel existed, but it’s because I live in South Korea and only your second channel is unlocked there. I happened to have my VPN set to Seattle in the US and I suddenly realized you had an entire other channel lol
Layze, Dario, these days are pretty rough for me, but when I get home and watch your videos, you make me laugh so hard I think maybe there is some hope left for me. So I just wanted to thank you for keeping me alive and laughing, even if it is in public while I’m rolling in the streets like a psychopath. But seriously m, thanks.
Now I will have your “what the f is going on” song in my head the rest of the week. Thank you! I love annoying with my cats singing that song over and over! Love you layze!!!
Randomly found this dudes account and stared to bindge watch all his videos literally my favorite CZcamsr rn and always will be this dude deserves millions of followers fr
Your humor is the best humor out there... So, yes, yes and yes! More Layze = more great time! :D I am watching you everyday about a month or so now and I can't thank CZcams enough for sugesting your channel to me... Thank you for what you do! Saying hi to Stormy! 😻
14:41 I’m a certified nursing assistant and she is so full of crap. The last thing to go when you die is your hearing. Obviously your brain shuts down when you die, but your touch and hearing are the last senses to go.
Hi Layze! I wanted to take a moment to let you know that I stumbled upon your channel today and I've been completely engrossed in your content for the past few hours. It's unbelievable that I hadn't come across your incredible channel sooner. Your sense of humor is absolutely fantastic! 😂👍
Hi I saw in the video that you can understand a bit of italian and since I am Italian here you go: Spero che potrai capire quello che sto dicendo,sei il mio CZcamsr preferito,c’è ti guardo 24 ore su 24 e mi diverto a riguardare anche video che ho già visto perché sei troppo divertente ho provato a far conoscere il tuo canale alla mia migliore amica ma non sa bene l’inglese😭❤ This was all from my heart!Good Day!
This is the longest video i've ever posted,curious to see if people want longer videos from me.
Please let me know.
Yes!!!!! Please Layze 🙏!!!
yes. the longer I laugh the better for the world lol
More layze 😊
I didnt even notice it was longer ...time flys when your having fun .
Yes longer nah cuz it's funnier
Normally, when someone says they speak 7 languages, they don’t need to ask what language they’re hearing if they’re fluent 😭
@Cats_and_HamstersEnglish is a mess 😂 its easy to spot lmao
That,s true.My grandfather was German,.He was also fluent in Italian, Spanish, and Polish.He spoke Yiddish, but couldn't read or write it.He also picked up Garlic from some Irish friends.My dad spoke German, Italian, and Yiddish, and knew some polish and Hungarian.
garlic??? 😭🙏 do u mean gaelic
In my country in Vietnam its common for people to know how to speak more than one language.
@@hildahilpert5018I read garlic and was like "makes sense, I speak garlic too" 😅😂😂
as a psychic, i see many spirits want to possess her but decided not to because her fart might unalive them for the second time
🤣🤣🤣🤣
HELP😂
🤣🤣
🧢
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Every time she says she is "connecting" to someone on the other side all i can hear in my head is the sound of dial-up internet
😂😂😂 right
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As a Brazilian, I must say, your Portuguese sounds very similar to "Portunhol". A mixture of Portuguese and Spanish that we use to communicate with the hermanos
Okay. I was pretty sure that wasn't Portuguese using hablar. My Portuguese isn't that great but I was truly confused. Also, I thought he was Italian.
@@tessahiggins8142 Wasn't Portuguese. He was trying to imitate, but it ended up sounding like portunhol 😂
@@tessahiggins8142 He's Albanian. Also, I just noticed your username. My name is Tessa as well. 🙋♀️
im from portugal and i agree it did sound like "Portunhol"
Yeah.. I was gonna talk about that, because when I heard him speaking a mix or Portuguese and Spanish I almost burst out laughing 😂
Oh no! @Layze , ur wigs are getting all knotted n tangled! Everyone, send him a wig! Let’s get a new collection going ASAP 😂
Our boy needs some of those wig mannequin heads
Fr
The messier and knotted up the better 😂😂❤❤
YES
FR
"does she massage people's wallets out of their pockets?" LOL
What is the yellow check mark
@@vivisbetterthanu people with check marks are members of his channel
@@vivisbetterthanuit's the thing from the membership for the channel
@@vivisbetterthanu it means that they're channel member
@@aghscash oh ty for telling me
Some people don't know how to be grateful. I would have gotten off of there and blocked her.
You always make it hilarious 😂😂
telling someone there uncle died from cancer then finding out they actually -killed- themself and you respond with "ohh" is actully iconic 💀💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
She’s just using the most common cause of death (well in the US cancer rates are far higher than any other country) she would’ve never suspected suicide. She just went with the most common cause of death and it backfired 😅
😂
This is when you double down and say: na-ah, that's what they want you to think. The doctors were in on it. This cover-up goes all the way to the top.
@@esbenm6544I would recover by saying, “Yes, he died to the cancer that is depression…. I’m just poetic” 😂
If cancer killed him, technically he killed himself, I mean his body killed him. Pretty close I believe 🤔
Her continuously coughing and stuffing her face drove me crazy
Yes 👍
Mood
It’s like a nervous distraction she does when she’s being called out.
She’s stuffing her face, complaining that she’s about to loose her home, but she’s already lost most of her teeth…. 🤦🏻♀️😂
The cat toy as the wand is priceless 😂
It was the closed stick😂😂😂? He has an amazing humor😂😂
hello fellow autistic person
She should have summoned her lips from the dead and asked them where they went. 🔮
The pudge pushed them into her mouth.
😂 damn bro. Good one
As someone with a missing top lip this made me laugh 😂
@@caleighhraeeat least I'm not alone, I don't have one either!
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5:39 🎶 WTF is going on 🎶 is such a bop
8:57
9:18
5:40
LOLZZZ
XD
This woman is sick. I lost the love of my life in 2019 right before his 27th birthday. I went to a wonderful medium afterward and she was so genuine snd so pure and she was so excited about my reading and my storey, we talked foe an extra 2 hours and she didn't charge me. This woman is just praying on peoples grief, illnesses, etc
Preying, if that's what you mean .
Edit : To *pray* is to call upon a deity, God, angel or supernatural power.
To * prey* is to take advantage of someone's vulnerability and weakness, which is exactly what this fake psychic is doing. A prey can also be a target or victim of a predator such as lions prey on deers.
I’m not a victim you are 😂
there is no such thing as "a medium" You have been tricked.
@@Herr_Flick_of_ze_Gestapo #FACTS
@@Herr_Flick_of_ze_Gestapothen why does it say medium on the tag of my T-shirt, eh? Check mate.
Love ALL your videos both shorter, and longer. I hope this does not creep you out, I am 66 years old and can't walk anymore. Being home all the time, your videos really improve my mood. Thank you
Me aswell! His videos are BOMB.
5:39 I really do sing Layze's 🎶 WTF is going on🎶 all the time
Fr
Same
LMAO wtf is going on wtf
stop y r his songs good tho- 😭😭
Girl same! And “delu lu. Delu lu…”🎵
Layze isn't pregnant but he always delivers
Omfg ha!!!! 😀
jim carrey does not have 113 like bro 😭
Mpregger
I’ve seen this someelse I think someone copied you or smth
"You don't know what it's like to be a medium. It's a guessing game."
Made me actually spit out my coffee into the bookshelf I was passing by.
The lady ows me 15€ for the books that now have coffee stains for saying those two things unironically like that's news to her audience.
as a portuguese i have no words. thank you layze. thank you so much.
She reminds me of the one “psychic” who told a widow on live tv that the reason her husband’s body was never found was because it was in water. The woman told her that no, her husband had been a firefighter and went missing during rescue missions on 9/11 and was nowhere near water. The awkward silence afterwards was insane LMAO these people are monsters who just want money and don’t care how much you suffer.
Sylvia Browne and that was on The Montel Williams Show. What made it worse was when the woman said her husband had been a fire fighter, Sylvia said - oh, that means water - or something like that.
Layze I know most people dont tell you this but we actually really appreciate you. You have no idea how many people you've helped, you made us cry, laugh, groan in disgust, etc. You deserve everything we give you and more ❤ we love you layzeeeeeeee
Amen! Idk how he doesn’t have more subscribers! He is too funny 😂
There’s so many of these on TikTok lol, I think it’s funny when I see them using spiritual items completely wrong too. I got banned once for telling a woman she was wrong.
That crazy hope you and your new account (if you got a new one) are doing good hope you don't get banned again
Believing there is a right way is just as wacky
@@esbenm6544 You can’t judge a persons spiritual beliefs, well, unless you’re a jackass.
@@LilyStar-wp7gp Thank you! Thankfully it wasn’t a forever ban! Just a temporary one and a warning for future “misconduct” 😂
I'm so glad CZcams recommended me one of your videos, I've been going through a lot and your videos and personality make me forget what is happening around, I'm so thankful for you❤
I was like that when I discovered him last year, 😂 I even watched his I think only a &a as I was so curious about him
me toooo, like two days ago I was recommened one of his videos and now im js binge watching him 😭
Same, babes, this was recommended to me just now and he’s exactly what I need cause I’m going through hell and need humorous distractions. 💖✨
I feel the same I was recommended to his channel 2 days ago
I found him 2 weeks ago and I’m HOOKED! He is too funny! The skits, the editing, his “delulu” song, is all too notch 😂 he’s unlike any other person I’m subscribed to. I hope he gets a million subscribers this year. He is so talented and authentic
"I'm currently in my psychic era..."
Layze, we just call that being high on shrooms.
Sooo she has 6 business, speaks 7 languages but can't pay rent and relies on scamming people on tik tok😂
Also, she has the power to change ethnicity at will
Perfectly summed up 😂
Say it with me: If you really could use magic, you wouldn't need to beg money off of people on the internet. 😘
Honestly layze I love your videos...so longer or shorter it doesn't matter to me. Truthfully it's whatever you feel okay with doing.
Layzes psychic era is for real on a whole nother level... and I'm obsessed
its fake. There is no such thing as "a psychic" it is all faked and sugestive and there are numorous techniques applied to fool people who are gulible like you .
Fun fact with paypal, if you are sending money DO NOT send it friends and family unless you are ok with losing that money. If someone selling you something wants you to pay friends and family DONT! Why? Because when you send friends and family on paypal you lose all buyer protection and cant ask for a refund if things go wrong.
Yep. If someone asks you to send it to them as a "gift," it's so you won't be able to get refunded later. It's a scam.
They also don’t have to pay fees or taxes on it…
6:23 as a non-binary person, can confirm that when I’m a ghost I will haunt her for this offence😌
You are the medication we all regularly need to deal with having these crazy people in our world. Bless you and your kitty.
“well at least I was right about the p**** part 🙄”
"Well actually, it got bitten off by a K9 when he was a teen, so technically..."
If she truly does know seven different languages, she's so valuable as a worker, especially at the airport.
But instead, she's begging on tictoc, absolutely full of bs.
Damn atleast the Airport wants her 💔😭
I’m 6 months pregnant at the moment and the number one thing I want for my child is that they can speak multiple languages so they always have something to fall back on if needed 😅
Moral of the story, never send money to a self-proclaimed *anything* in this app (psychic, therapist, etc.) they’re always sketchy!🤐
10:40 “What am I missing here?” 🥺
You sound so innocent and cute lol made me laugh
I don’t care how long your videos are, I will watch all of them,I love them, and the effort you put into them!
Hi
Thanks Layze I was so depressed but your videos always makes me laugh so thank you 😊😊😊
I went into a psychic chat and asked if he could predict when i was gonna poop my pants. He said i can predict when I'm gonna kick your ass 😂😂
OMG LOL 😂
Which one?! 🤣
more proof that "psychics" are all criminal con artists and beyond dumb.
😂😂😂😂
👩🏻: “As a black person…”
Dear layze…
I have had a trouble these past months but every time you post I feel WAYYY BETTER you make me laugh and you make me secure about my Humor I also bought a wig cause why not you made me inspired to ❤❤
Layze, you truly are my spirit animal
why is this so relatable
Thanks for making my day better Layze
13:03 " hablas portuguese? "
*speaks a mixture of spanish and a little bit of portuguese* (portunhol) LOL (ily you videos
Are we just gonna ignore her lips😭
Fr 😅😭😭😭
What lips? 😭🤫🧏♂️
Her lips are custy and dusty 😰😭😭😭
And That make up on her eyes is supposed to compensate for that? 😂😂😂
😂😂@@ButterflySimp-hq9do
WE MISSED YOU LAZYEE WE LOVE YOUR VIDS THANK UOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK ON THESE VIDS
That black wig needs to be let go to wig heaven 😂
still has a few more years to live
@@Layzeno
@@Layzekeep it akways
that's my favorite wig!!
@@Layzeyou gotta let it go, I know it’s hard we’re here for you 😔❤️
We want longer videos, Layze! Even 20 mintutes flew by! This one was awesome, as usual!!! ❤
"Let me just connect you to your Dad, * dial tone* "
No you didnt 😂💀
14:44
“does she massage people’s wallets out of their pockets or something? 🤨☝🏾”
HELP THAT WAS HILARIOUS 😭😭😭
😂😂 it’s a shame there are so many scammers out there. Don’t trust any one. ❤ Your channel!
i swear ur like a gift from the gods when it comes to ur videos
The way this channel makes me laugh my ass off everyday
RELATABLE
0:22 bro I love the Harry Potter movies so much!!!❤
I wanted go to sleep but i saw layze posted a vid so i need to watch it ❤️❤️
Priorities 😌
Me too ! 😂
5:35 why does it kinda slap tho…
Me who's truthly Portuguese, rumours are that English and other languages do struggle to understand our language and also confuse us with the Spanish and Brazilian language, Portuguese and Brazilian are pretty similiar it's just how you form phrases! ❤ (I got so happy to see this video I was waiting for more content from you and yippie we have it!💖) But yeah, Natalie is a scammer, a racist and she indeed was using a website to read those things out loud, I was kinda expecting an apologize from her and no having black friend doesn't make you able to use racist terms like the n word.
She deadass said, "As a black person, I agree with her." 💀 I have no doubt that she is not entirely there. There is a chance that she could have a black ancestor, but it is probably 1% to 15%, so it is definitely not enough to say the N-word. This is coming from a biracial person with lightskin, and I won't even say that word.
Love the long videos! I just discovered this channel existed, but it’s because I live in South Korea and only your second channel is unlocked there. I happened to have my VPN set to Seattle in the US and I suddenly realized you had an entire other channel lol
Damn that sucks! I was able to see both in Korea without vpn. I discovered him while living there. Maybe because my phone is US based?
Thanks for the psychic reading!!🫠
shouldve sent it the other way so theres no $4 fee...
i really hope u got the joke lol,thank you!! and yea you're welcome on the 🔮 reading
@@Layzeswear to god ever time I have bad mood I just look at your old vids and mum throwers the slipper at me for laughing to hard😭🤚
How is this comment from 2 days ago if this video was uploaded yesterday?!?!?
@@EL-tf6ce channel members get to see videos earlier
@@EL-tf6cethe videos come out earlier for members!
Layze my dad just died not long ago, your intro was the first time I could smile thinking about it, so thanks for that.
Thanks Layze for another amazing video! 😂
Love the video ❤ layze is my my favourite CZcams
As someone who speaks Portuguese that skit made me die laughing
13:07 i actually love this skit layze ur amazing
you’re always so hilarious and the EDITING!! SLAYED
I love that he makes the most interesting and funny videos😂
Layze, Dario, these days are pretty rough for me, but when I get home and watch your videos, you make me laugh so hard I think maybe there is some hope left for me. So I just wanted to thank you for keeping me alive and laughing, even if it is in public while I’m rolling in the streets like a psychopath. But seriously m, thanks.
Hang in there man! Hope everything goes well in ur life🙏
Thank you 😊 that means a lot even from a stranger. I hope only good comes to you as well. Have a nice day :)
Now I will have your “what the f is going on” song in my head the rest of the week. Thank you! I love annoying with my cats singing that song over and over! Love you layze!!!
5:00 sorry it's alastors radio Station
Hazbin hotel ref🫣
@@You_sock_demon yasssssss
Yess
Yassssss
Love you layze❤❤ thanks again for the laughs!
layze has an angelic voice ngl become an opera singer rn!!11!
I’m literally so happy you posted I needed my daily dose of Layze
5:37 BRO THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE OLD SONGS FROM YOU LOL
Randomly found this dudes account and stared to bindge watch all his videos literally my favorite CZcamsr rn and always will be this dude deserves millions of followers fr
Thanks for making my friday more happy, ily❤
Just went through the worst week of my life, no joke your videos make my day
If she has so many businesses, why does she need to beg for gifts?
Narcissism
Because she DOESN'T have a bunch of jobs, it's all a scam😭
@@Muddy-Goldfish72 we know
most underrated youtuber
Layze I love your channel soooooo much your so underrated 😭😭
real he needs more subs😭
Realll
You’re so funny!! He actually makes my day we need longer videos like this!
Such a breath of fresh air! I love your videos. Thank you!
So glad this video showed up in my recommendations. Thank you for being so funny. I really needed this today. 🥰
6:03 cant believe i was featured in a Layze video its an honour truely 😮💨‼
Your humor is the best humor out there... So, yes, yes and yes! More Layze = more great time! :D I am watching you everyday about a month or so now and I can't thank CZcams enough for sugesting your channel to me... Thank you for what you do! Saying hi to Stormy! 😻
Hard to say this much , soo I love u and im so so happy since i found you here 🔥 andddd idk where have u been beforeeee 😅 (sorry im broke af)
thank you for the donation and the sweet words,u really didnt have to
@@Layze I want to support you ✨💜 thanks for your humor ✨ it’s best ✨
REALLY?! No. They charge a $4 fee. Gotta send $10. Bc $2.79+4=$10. Refunded. PayPal it.
“welcome my children” “hello father”
You kinda look Turkish
Yeah I kinda see it
He’s from Albina
albania
This man makes my f- day love his videos they make me laugh 24/7
"EXCUSE ME STACY?" " EXCUSE ME?!" 15:15 💀💀 IM CRYING RN
😂😂😂
Praise our psychic overlord, Layze 🙏🏼🔮✨️🐈⬛
Layze, I wish every video you make is this long. I thoroughly enjoyed it. 😊❤
Wait.. when you played the music at 5:40 isn’t that one the song you made? 😭
it is!!! 😂
Wtf is going on? Wtf lmao
@@raidenshotgun3 😭😭
@@breannafecteau7440 it's so funny tho
@@Layzewtf is going on? Wtffffff
You are SUPER talented!! I am a new subbie and currently binge watching. You are hysterical and destined for big things!!!
14:41 I’m a certified nursing assistant and she is so full of crap. The last thing to go when you die is your hearing. Obviously your brain shuts down when you die, but your touch and hearing are the last senses to go.
OMG Layze I needed so much one of your vids now!!!!!!! It's been a shitty day and I really could use some time with you!
2 of my horses were put down yesterday, it hurts my heart.
Your videos are helping me so much, you have made me laugh ❤
So sorry to hear 😢
Oh, this made me really sad
Bro i love it when this man posts. LIKE I REJOICE
Hi Layze! I wanted to take a moment to let you know that I stumbled upon your channel today and I've been completely engrossed in your content for the past few hours. It's unbelievable that I hadn't come across your incredible channel sooner. Your sense of humor is absolutely fantastic! 😂👍
Omg the stranger things music killed me I loved it❤❤❤
Btw as a bisexual they/them that ghost with the wig was everything😂😂
Hi I saw in the video that you can understand a bit of italian and since I am Italian here you go:
Spero che potrai capire quello che sto dicendo,sei il mio CZcamsr preferito,c’è ti guardo 24 ore su 24 e mi diverto a riguardare anche video che ho già visto perché sei troppo divertente ho provato a far conoscere il tuo canale alla mia migliore amica ma non sa bene l’inglese😭❤
This was all from my heart!Good Day!
Be careful with the Taylor jokes the swifties will come to u
5:46 what is that song? Only like a second long but
It is called yes and… by Ariana grande