Daz Watches Mark Thomas
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- čas přidán 27. 06. 2016
- Just another day on daz games hahah
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Anybody love it when Daz laughs at his own jokes?😂
me too
Its the best when Dez laughs at his own jokes
Daz*
Yes
hahahah i always laugh at my jokes 😂😂 I'm just too damn hilarious
"don't grab her face, it's not yours" I love daz
Ik he’s so nice but uhh when it comes to roasting he’s the king
i read this as daz said it 😂😂
No if a guy touched my lip I would drop kick him
Ha no u wouldn't
If a guy stuck a thumb in my mouth I'd make him see jesus.
@@tyg1215 oh stfu bro lol don't argue with me but just accept the comedy of yt. A place of creativity and where people can laugh together *ahem* in simple term SHUT DA FEK UP BOI SIT DOWN LET EM MAKE A FEKIN JOKE. *LET.THEM.LIVE*
@@devotedmaggot6511 shut up u meek not gonna lie though I dont remember what comment I put so fck u yh
@@tyg1215 BAHAHA don't act hard.
I love how the girl keeps looking at her phone as if she keeps looking at the time😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I know 😂😂😂😂😂
@Lil zack hi?
She's tryna distract herself from the dude grabbing her chin
3 years later 😭👍
"And he's 1"
I died right there
same lmao
Me tooo
He's a fetes
+Clorox Bleach fetus*
ViperzEdition VIP Are you mad ?
"And this girl has just been born" I love when daz says that type of stuff😂
Who else has watched ALL of daz videos during quarantine
MEEE
Saammmmmmmmeeeeeeeee
Me
Mehhhh
meeee
"I can't see his mouth moving is it coming out of his hair?" I died 💀
SAY NO TO GRABBING CHINS! 😂
Lucky Midnight #nograbbingchins
@@EmmaLangdon hahahaha new # on Twitter 😂
1 like = 1 non chin vote
Pass Dat Ramen Boi leafyishere
666
Mark: Will you take a selfie for me?
Daz: No
Mark: will you make it se-
Daz: NO You're a one year old, go do home work or jump on a trampoline.
TrooperE292 thicc mood
TrooperE292 so true
I died at that part XD
I bet daz would look bomb though 😂
That’s not funny look at some actual jokes
Daz spends about 2 mins ranting about him grabbing her lips
@creeper yup
I THOUGHT DAZ WAS LIKE 23 JEEZ HE IS DAZZLING!
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WAS THAT GIRL EATING ICE CREAM IN A CONE USING A SPOON!?!
absolutely barbaric!
Triggered!!!!
you can panic! at my disco inducing know right
ye
you can panic! at my disco look at my pic
I love when he laughs at his own jokes 😂
+Sophie Stradling jack is my babe so is markiplier
I love how no one cares about your comment they're just freaking out about your avatar
*die's laghing*
Catherine Solway I know but everytime he laughs I laugh😂😂
Yep 😂
POV: you’re coming back from 2021 to watch his old videos and is absolutely shocked by the audio quality 😀
I thought it was my headset 😂
“Ready for what, ready to do homework with him, I freeking hope so mark!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@EmmaLangdon 😂😂
why do girls find mark attractive, I don't get it at all 😂
he looks like an average Simpson character
He douse
Well I'm a girl and I don't like him because he looks like he has on more hair spray than Nicki Minaj had in bang bang music video. And he's also not my type at all.😂
He has a chin like that guy from fucking family guy....
What's his name? Oh Yh Peter 😛
he looks like my best friend. . . and she's a girl..................(HTFDTW)
HES FRICKING 5 AND HES TELLING SOMEONE TO BE SEXY LIKE JESUS WHAT IS THIS SOCIETY
some bitch with a phone omg
@@EmmaLangdon 😂😂
Ngl by saying fricking you sound like a 5 year old..
@@BigBoy-vi9xr period
IKR IT'S SO CRINGEY I CANT UGH KJEIFH
Yes, this is how some boys this age act (I’m a 13 year old girl). There was a boy that I lied and he asked me out and I was rlly happy and then he was like “so would you slap me if I touched your... you know” My reply was “No, I wouldn’t 😚... I’d fucking drop kick you to the floor. Now never talk to me again, ta ta”
I was pretty proud of myself for that lol but it’s gross that people think it’s ok to do that kind of thing especially at that age
omfg yes XD
Speaking for like now 10% of 13 year old boys who don’t want to do that to girls sorry
Yess! U go!
Hell yeah 😂 that guy (sorry if this offends u) seems like a jerk and 100% be proud of that 🤣🤣
Krish GABA 👁👄👁
mark: "smile with your pretty lips~"
me:".......shut tf up already~"
Dude I'm 15 and a trip to the arcade as a date sounds like a ball.
same
Don't forget the ice cream afterward. Eating it properly sounds better... (° ͜ʖ°)
That is what I live for
A date would be good but yeah.. i guess i can go alone...
+itsbrooke108 Do u know what sopro gaming is? If so ur awesome
I bet you are the best and funniest father😂😊
He is
for real lol
fr
He has kids?
ye a doughter (sorry i cant spell)
16 yo: exists
Daz: I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH FETUS
9:54 This is the best thing ever!!! 10/10 Would recommend as a comedian! (I think that rhymes)
Funny how when they get out the car the girls can see where they are and then they just act surprised when he uncovers her eyes.
Yeah I realised that as well haha😂
Yes i saw that like they already saw it and when they un cover their eyes they try to act so suprised but they failed
Right...😂😂😂
Right omfg
Lmaooo
"All sexy for me, and he's 1😂😂
Daz you make my day LMAOO
K
I hate to do this but you forgot the second speech mark and I'm so sorry for that but it really annoying 😂
I swear when daz said he’s a father i thought he said pervert. had me spooked af.
LMAO 😂😂
Lmao same tho
Who’s watching this in 2020 quarantine
With tiktok
Me
me
me. bitch
Look down x2
the girl ate her ice cream CONE with a spoon WTF
Katie Brydges thats the only part that actually irritated me . 😂😂😂
Katie Brydges I sometimes do that... Welp.
THESE KIDS MUST B STOPPED
NEARLY ALL OF THE KIDS DID IT! I SWEAR THEYRE TRYING TO DRIVE ME MAD!
So this is the new flirting,putting our thumbs in each others mouths😂😂😂??
Amyy W hahaha yea, and kidnapping
Amyy W that would be considered disgusting or teaseing/teasing starter in my school lel
Amyy W and dicks
Omg wtf is wrong with me
you're*
Amyy W I think he was trying to fish for her... when she latches on he takes her and brings her to a grill, then feeds her bait (crisps)
No literally if a guy touched my lip I would punch him in the face and run for my life
PERIODT SIS
@@fajr897 periodt
Im twelve so yeah just wanna say hi
You better prepare for a slap back
Bruh just why? Boys just fuck off its a girl not a toy to touch without a permission
8:35 "oh they have kidnapped them"😂😂😂😂😂
Not once did I see anyone take an actual selfie
😂😂🤣🤣
LMFAO
that part about grabbing her chin killed me 😂😂😂😂
Marks whole video killed me. It gave me cancer.
+BurstTheKid I have ear cancer now
baha same
"he just stuck his thumb in her mouth"
i think
oop--
im 4 years late
i was taking a nap
i slept too long :((
Jjjjeeeezzzz i was only like17 mins late
I’m 5
Sameeeee
Mark: can you post a selfie for me
Daz: no
Mark: post it up real sexy for me
Daz: NO!
Mark: let me know that you're ready for me
Daz: NO!!!
"you can caress my channel, it's fine because I'm 30!"
best line in this whole video haha!! :)
I think Daz has no faith in humanity anymore.... i understand why
+Fox_Dude404 OKAY CALM DOWN
Daz: you like it when guys to that
Me: well I’ve never interacted with one to idk
Relatable
Daz is an reaction channel that makes actually good content.
I love daz. He always has something funny to say
Maya C I agree he deserves so many more subscribers.
Maya C I agree to
Maya C Yeah he a legend!
And he can make a 2 second video daz watches he can make it 1 year for every comment he makes
I agree
6:04 she has an ice cream cone and a spoon.... wtf?
Flerbies I know that's what I'm saying
I’ve used a spoon while eating a ice cream cone
So... it's weird to eat ice cream with a spoon? (This isn't meant to be in a 'tone')
She's on a diet
That's not NORMAL wth
"..... And he's one" lmao daz says everyone's one
Everyone younger than 18 to daz is 1 I'm calling it
I'm 16 and I feel fackin 30 watching these musicly kids
Same im 16 but im not down with any of this musically and 13 yr old pop songs or whatever
same, this is why i stick to classic rock music, none of this new bullshit music
When i watch him i feel like I'm 15 years ilfart than him when I'm 15
I'm 13 and I as a death metal fan I feel like I'm 49 when listening to the "music" that these kids make and listen to
+Silverbacktitan I'm 14, but I'm honestly ashamed to be compared with... this.
I'm ashamed to be 15.
why? I'm ashamed to be 12!
+LemonadeHD I'm a shammed I'm 11?
Mark Thomas is also 15.
+Just a basic CZcams channel “En”
Onision fan
RIP
same, this generation is so f**ked up
Dad sees 13 year old girl - she was just born -
Sees 21 year old man - you were born in 1660 -
Me - he’s so funny when he’s confusing
omg the improvement of your audio quality, set up and confidence. I love coming back and watching your old videos and I'm so proud as to how far you've come ❤
My mom is sleeping and I'm supposed to be doing homework. But instead I'm trying not to laugh. so I just put my hand over my mouth and now I sound like I am being possessed by water.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 same here
omg same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Destiny Hardy 😂
Same
Same
Am I the only one who's wondering why are they eating a ice cream cone with a spoon?
because thats what people do when they dont want an icecream full of icecream
No, no you are not.
I will try that
It's not weird at all. :}
In Italy when you go to a gelato shop you can get a cup or cone and I always see people eat it with spoons
The ice cream was in a cone!!
Why did they need a spoons???!! 🤦🏻♀️😂😂
“you seem to know how to have your hair on fleek but you don’t know how to eat a icecream” 😭😂
"Has he got a migraine or something? He keeps grabbing his head! Is he in pain?" Cracks me up everytime😂😂😂
I don't blame him I blame the adults who wrote this song for a 12 (?) year old child to sing
15
+RennaldoBoyd who cares
+RennaldoBoyd 15?!! HE LOOKS 10
+RennaldoBoyd 15! He looks bloody 12
+RennaldoBoyd he's 13 what you on about
Oh Daz, I didn’t stop laughing the whole time! 😂 Love this channel!
I love coming back to watch dazs old vids
"You don't know how to eat ice cream but your hair is still on fleek". -Daz Black
"Can U Take a selfie for me" No" "Post It Up Real Sexy For Me" NO" "I Wanna Know that your ready for me" NOOOOO"
I Died There xD
😂😂😂😂😂
same
one time i was at the beach then this boy came up to me saying that he loves me and he puts his finger in my mouth i was like "what the fuck are you doing get your finger out of my mouth now!!!!!!!!"
Susan Gibbons HAH IM LITRALLY SMACKED MY GUY FRIEND WHEN HE DID THAT ADTER WATCHING THIS I SMACKED HIMM ACROSS THE FACE
Oscar let me know"
Guy: (grabs my chin)
Me: WTF ARE YOU DOING (Backslaps him)
Me: (Walks away)
Me: Just come up to me and grab my chin
😂😂
Me: NOW GO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER 😂😂😂😂
I'm confused so do you want him to grab your chin or not???
Wow the audio quality has changed a lot 😂
Reality:
2010: One Justin Bieber on Earth
2016: 1000+ Justin Biebers on Earth
Nope.
Justin actually has talent
+Sophia Paige tru
BAHAHAH XDDDDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMGG
Justin Beiber actually has talent tbh
the way daz reacts to these type of things, tells me he's a really good dad
i forget he's 30 and a farther but he's probably a fun dad 😂
can you take a selfie for m--
Daz: NO
I want a musical.ly kid hunger games. For funzies
yesss, exept that there is no winner
Marcus Åmot that would be perfect
Sounds like a plan!
YESSSSSSSSS IM WRITING A FAN FICTION FOR IT!
+Alla Babe send me the link when you are done please!!
This is the best series! Who agrees?
By FAR
Coryyyyyy
I DO!!!!
hi
yup 👊
Mark: "Do you wanna take selfie for me?"
Daz: "No"
Mark: "Post it up real sexy for me."
Daz: "No"
Lmfao I saw that coming a mile away.
What has our world turned into?
Apparently it’s turned into 13 year old boys telling a girl to send them a sexy selfie of them to the boy.
This should beeee illegal
Well it is
It is
It is tho cause it's technically cp
@@mr.beefyboidoody3539 no cause they be the same age so i do not think it is. Illegal or maybe it is idk
If a guy stuck his thumb in my mouth it would be the last thing he did...
winters child Same
I'd smack him
I would bite it off
Jep i will bite and hard.
haha x
The one thing that triggered me was when she ate ice cream in a come with a spoon I AM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED
Ik omggg that bothered me sooooo much..
I'm triggered by your spelling, it's cone not come.
+Wilfrido Cuesta I know it's called autocorrect
omg yes
dat profile pic though alex xd
i love it when daz just laughs at his own jokes ITS AMAIZING 🤣 love ya daz !!!
Sometimes I wish I wasn't in this generation
Same like 😂
SAME😂
ME
so true and im only 13, the generation is f***ed
+Benjamin Bezuyen true
I-I'VE GOT A MIGRAINE
And my pain goes from up, down, to sideways
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"I don't know what happened to flirting"
Me neither daz.
Daz you make amazing videos, you make me laugh all the time, i watched all your videos 4 times and they never get old, you are the best, your content never gets old, you make my every day great, thank you Daz
“Can you take a selfie for me?”
No
“Press it up press sexy for me”
NO!
“Let me know you’re ready for me yeah”
NOO!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Erin Alex ur profile pic
what about it?
Erin Alex its a selfie
Erin Alex post it up sexy for me not press
We know we watched the video
this guy is 30? fuck, i thought he was like ... 20 and in college or something, lol
Same 😂😂😂😂
well he has like 2 kids, at least one daughter
what if they didn't have cups?
same lmao
+MyFire11 wtf
I love how daz notices things I wouldn’t notice and he makes jokes about ot
i have no faith in my generation.
Ditto
Same
thank god I'm 17 and out of this section of our generation hahahaha
Join the team
Me too
This music video should've come with a trigger warning
|-/ & Melanie 😊💕
WAIT TØP AND MELANIE YES SLAY OH MY GOD
YOUR PROFILE PICCC AUAUAHHAHFNFMDJEJDMCNDNJWKWMDNHFJRIWAQ
Your profile pic! I love it
You're profile pic is heaven right now and why....
1. Melanie Martinez Cry baby
2 Twenty one pilots
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
It’s 2 in the morning and I’m sat here trying not to wake my family up by laughing 😂
4 years later, still wonderful video!
"Shit they kidnapped her".... i lost it. xD
Daz:Girls, do u like it when guys grab ur chin, in a flirty way?
Me: I have no friends and no boy likes me so I'll never experience, I'm gonna marry food cuz no body likes me
Yay!
oh. thats god I'm not the only one!
I am Hope Collins WE'RE TWINS!!!!
I am Hope Collins you're not the only one
I am Hope Collins Same~~
well at least you got 40 likes
This is 4 years old and still amazing
Daz:"dont grab her face its not yours"
Me:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA"
The kids forehead is bigger than his future
GirlGamer993 Wrong because his future is not big.
GirlGamer993 Are u From Ksi Vid?
GirlGamer993 no his man tits are so big
Not As big as brdon urie's (I love p!atd btw)
GirlGamer993 Great Comment!
YOU'RE ALMOST AT 1,000,000 SUBS CONGRATULATIONS
So close!
Can't wait :3
20k more
your youtube photo gives me life
I contributed to the cause :D
Can we talk about 6:39 when the girl is holding a CONE of ice cream and is eating it with a *SPOON?*
You've gotta love Daz's thumbnails 😂😂😂
New definition for musically:
An app where they mime
anyone else hear a static when Daz talks? It's faint but I can hear it
Papaya - yeah
Confirm daz is a fucking ghost from a horror movie gonna murder you if you don’t have a tea party with him
Yeah
Papaya - yeah
Now you said that it’s all I can hear now 😒😂
Your so funny
“Is she trying to read my mind or does she like my thumb in her mouth,no” omg so funny
Is that ironic?
Milos Stojanovic yes
This is hilarious daz but I think this kids voice shortened my life because of the pain it caused me to listen to. Love you daz. Also, he was born 2001.
Im eating and just spat out my food in my mums office
*chokes*
My senior year a bunch of kids in the sophomore class got in trouble cause some girls sent nudes to guys and they were trading them around like damn Pokémon cards
omfg
Sara Katherine was it you
Barlas *my senior year* *sophomore class*
ThATS KINDA FUNNY BUT HORRIBLE
Barlas it's only funny cuz of the pokémon comment the rest is disgusting
I love how daz laughs at his own jokes
you look so happy in the intro, it makes me happy😁❤
Can I just ask why he and the girl were eating ice-cream that was a cone with a spoon?!? Am I missing something or did he grow up under a rock?????
Glad I'm not the only one that thought of that.
Ikr 🍦🍦🍦
they're just weirdos that's why
I'm not trying to be mean, but Mark isn't hot at all. He's not even in the category.
+WhenYouCantFigure OutANewName yeah he's a bit chubby and he's ugly and there's nothing wrong with that be you when your tryin to be all sexy and stuff it just doesn't work
I really don't get this but imagine you've had a crush on this boy for ages and then he finally likes you and instead of asking you out he just comes up to you and starts wiggling his thumb around in your mouth!!😂😂
If I did that to a girl they would look at me and scream “rapist”