Run For Your Wife reviewed by Mark Kermode
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- čas přidán 14. 02. 2013
- Mark Kermode reviews Run For Your Wife. Danny Dyer plays a taxi driver struggling to keep his bigamous relationship with two women a secret.
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DANNY DYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
My 1 year old nephew started crying when Mark did his Danny Dyer impression.
😂
Well, he's 12 now - you can make him cry again by forcing him to watch this film ;)
Mark’s rants helping my family & me cope with lock-down. Cheers Mark 👍🏼
I like how over the past couple of years Mark's impression of Mr. Dyer has gone from an OTT cockney accent to an eardrum-puncturing animalistic yelp with no discernable consonants
I highly suggest you rent The Football Factory for two reasons: 1) The opening line where he's fighting in slow motion followed by the line " 'avin it facking laaarge" 2) The end of the film where he asks "Was it all wurf it? Co'ss it facking was" Possibly the most unintentionally hilarious film I ever saw..
This film cost £900,000 to make. In the opening weekend is grossed £602. Not £602 thousand, just £602. LOL.
That clip looked like it was filmed in ikea. Jon Pertwee's Doctor Who looked better than this.
70s Soviet cinema looked better than this
"Three years from now, you'll go through a cosmic storm and end up in a parallel universe. You'll materialise on an exact replica of Earth in the year 2013. You'll want to go to the cinema. Whatever you do, don't go and see Run For Your Wife.'
01:45 Danny Dyer standing on a rake, Neil Morrisey sitting on a cake. You've got to have a system.
Had to check the trailer, and it's true.
Denise Van Outen eating hake,
Lionel Blair on the take
I’m a friend of Harold PintAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@Withnail hes also related to royalty, doesn't change the fact hes Danny Doiyyyah though
Honestly; the funniest line in this might be Simon saying “it DID make me want to drop my trousers” 😀
I don't think this got released in the US. Which judging by this review, is fine.
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian... They aren't laughing now!"
Classic. Monkhouse
It's weird but the most insufferable thing for me in that clip from the film is the hideous colour scheme of the set and costume combined with the awful bright lighting
Yeah its so glossey and garish. It looks like an ikea advert. Or like a tv shoe for toddlers
High key lighting, probably because it's cheaper.
Lol in 2019 this review is still hilarious
Tardis crew Kermode’s back catalogue of rants is basically therapy for me.
Simon Mayo is a saint
How did Danny Dyer get to be in so many films?
@@peterd788 He has dirt on everyone
For Nerds 😂
What a strange non sequitur. Run For Your Wife is about as far from being a 'Gangsta' film as it's possible to get.
"Graveyard of comedy" hahahahahahahahahahahahahha
This is why I love the good doctor
DANNY DOIYAAA impression 2:17
Danny Dyer and Neil Morrissey two giants of British acting.
Mark Kermode needs to do stand up impressions. They are gold.
Danny Dyeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
"...Harold Pintaarrrrrrr!" 2:26
DAAANY DIIIAAAAHH
On the poster they should remove "BEST OF BRITISH" and swamp it with review quotes :
"DAYDAAAAA!" -Mark Kermode.
"FOR THE FIRST TIME, I NEVER FOUND DANNY DYER FUNNY" -Mark Kermode.
"I ACTUALLY FELT RELIEVED WHEN CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS CAME ON" -Mark Kermode.
"FEELS THE NECESSITY TO DENIGRATE ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY TO THE LOWEST KIND OF GROSS STEREOTYPE" -Mark Kermode.
"UNBELIEVABLY OUTMODED 'ARE WE STILL ALLOWED TO DO THAT?' GAGS" -Mark Kermode.
"IT DID MAKE ME WANT TO DROP MY TROUSERS" -Simon Mayo.
And now, a lesson in taking comments from a critic out of context and using it to advertise your film - "It is ASTONISHING" -Mark Kermode, Critic.
6.26 'Dyer, DYER!' Always makes me laugh lol
😂😂😂😂
The poster says it all... this film should have been called 'RAKE FOR YOUR CAKE'.
LOL please make an EastEnders scene where kermode kicks dyer's ass screams Danny dyer slam's a bin canister on him then runs off screaming DANNY DYYYYER LOL
This will become a cult classic. It's defo up there with Gone With The Wind and Confessions Of A Window Cleaner
I've been waiting for this review all week. It didn't disappoint.
I think it would be fair if Mark Kermode got a chance to play a hard man on screen - so that Danny Dyer can get his revenge by laughing at him.
This is the greatest review ever, including the greatest impression ever.
Jesus, that looks painfully bad.
Love Mark's Danny Dyer impression
wished there was a danny dyer film every week so I could hear that danny dyer voice hahaha by kermode
That clip...oh my face eating Christ.
Would anyone else love to watch a film in which Mark played Danny Doyaaaaah?
I doubt this film could be anywhere near as good as Mark's review and impression of Dyer
I love "Cool It Carol"...
Came for the doctors DONNY DYOOR impression
Leave very satisfied
As much as I agree with Mark about Danny can't we take a moment to reflect on how truly appalling demise van outen is , she is utterly bereft of any talent .
Why is she famous?
Luvie1980 because she's pretty
"Not a haard man, but a com'dy staaahh"!
Would love to be at the "function " where Dyer meets Kermode!
Probably, but I've been referring to Dyer as DANNYDOYAAAAA for days now.
That DANNY DYEOORR was priceless
@tedwards77, did you produce/fund/star-in Run For Your Wife?
LOL!... please, more of this...
Spot on and hilarious.Mark, not the film....
Worth watching for Mark's Danny Dyer impression alone.
Love it when Danny Dyer does self-parody.
And now he's in Eastenders playing a 'lovable Cockney rogue'. I assume.
Yes, he definitely saw the film. (Producer Simon)
This is up there with Sex & The City 2 and Pirates 3 for the last 30 seconds alone.
I`d really like to know what Mark thinks about "Severance".Surely that`s a Danny Dyeeer film with some good points (to be honest I actually really enjoyed it!)
Saw Mr Dyer in the thumbnail and I had to watch this.
Hard to make the central premise of bigamy, FUNNY, but it can be done, if you have a lead character actor that can make himself a vulnerable, loveable rogue. Dyer is none of the above.
...I remember years ago at a theatre, they were promoting a new touring version of this play and selling copies of this film for £5.99....never heard about the new touring version since!
Personally I thought it was a power house of a performance by Dyer, to me reminiscent of Brando in ' On the Waterfront '
"Ae coulda bin a contendar, innit?"
Denise Van Outen is the new Yves Marie Saint
The film is on CZcams movies in full FOR FREE but 'isn't available' .. gee i wonder why!!!
Danny Dyer might've seen this review as he recently mentioned Makr Kermode on his Twitter. Ooooooh.
Was that a Red Dwarf reference? For some reason I can see Dave Lister saying it.
My happy place. One of the real greats
Magnificent. Sounds like Danny has surpassed even his abysmally low standard.
Denise van Outen is an appalling actress. She gurns like mad and her delivery of lines is so wooden how did she ever get the part!! The Girls Aloud girl is actually not a bad actress...the zombie girls Danny Dyer film is excellent, I loved it.
Why is she famous again? Because she dated Jay Kay?
I was referring as to why you have something against Danny Dyer. Didn't mention the film at all fella.
The review is funnier than the film
OOOHHHHHHRRRRR!!!
Last time I looked it was made in 2012.
0:34 click repeatedly for maximum effect or 2:26
D’nny Duuuuuyaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy clearly has something against Danny Dyer. I reckon he secretly wants to be in gangsta films.
How does Danny Dyer still get work?
I'm from Canada so I don't know Danny Dyer's past, but he's supposed to be "hard"? He's a little dude.
I watched it earlier and thought it would be so bad it was good. Its unbelievable that its a real thing. I dont believe anyone can watch the whole thing. Stream this illegally and rent this is the end.
Worth it for Mark's rant about the acting great Danny Dyer, lol.
Danny Dyer Reah
"Genial British comedy, YAH!"
Danny Dyaaaahhhahh!
this film looks dyer.
This movie has a very impressive cast!!!!!
I will disagree with one thing, not everyone can play a hardman. Not well at least.
There's a reason Lock Stock has an ex-footballer and bareknuckle boxer in the cast!
If 1800 people had been there, it would have made more than £602. Therefore you're wrong. Unless cinema tickets are £3 each in London. And literally no other cinema had anyone come and see it.
was this comment written by Danny Dyer?
This is right up there with the Sex & the City 2 review - love it!
I love Cool It Carol. My question is if this film is classified a sex farce like the Confessions films why is it a 12?
Kermode does the best Danny Dyer accent.
Pow, right in the kisser!
nice deadpan you have there sir
Even though I find Danny Dyer as irritating as everybody else does, I can understand anybody being humourless about one of Mark's impressions
"Graveyard of a comedy."
Danny dire.
So did he like it or not then?
A few octaves too high,but still very funny impression of Danny DYERRRRRRRR!
There's something about bad comedy that makes it worse than any other kind of bad movie, and there's something about bad British comedy that makes it worse than vivisection.
Its a Dyer Comedy.
Funny review though
The real reason behind the 'limited' cinema run: YT search 'Reason for limited screenings Ray Cooney' a master of classic UK farce comedy explains, seems fair enough.
imagine owning up to having paid money to watch it, good for you...... hope you won your bet
youtube upload 909, nice :D
"Even by Danny Dyer's unbelievably dismal standards, it is unwatchable."
Cracking of fingers at 00:20... my god
Mark watch out for ur 'cannister!'