We get drunk and watch The Smurfs (2011) ft. Papa Smurf
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I love how they miss the part where Smurfette says "I kisses a smurf and I liked id" after THEY THEMSELVES SAID IT!
@Rista Andini remember, no bots
@@jesseroach7978 *Intense Machine Gun Noises*
@@RangerDaWolf but aren't you a shotgun?
@@dimensionshulk9963 just imagine the minigun firing shotgun shells
@@lancestryker oh God no
"How about you calculate some bitches?" is my new favorite retort
I know it was an absolutely god tier comeback
Alternate title: Grant gets drunk and backs out of jokes for 14 minutes
He DID end up saying the smurfussy one
razzle has said many things and many people have had drip. The narrator smurfs was not something I expected but I should have seen it coming.
Well you see... something like that only happens once in a blue moon.
@@somebody754 please drink responsibly
There's a difference between saying that someone has drip and simping for someone
edit: I sound like an asshole in this comment, sorry
@@CoingamerFL my bad lemme me correct it
I mean he kinda drippy tho
2:40 that joke made me laugh even harder when I realized how perfect the puppet lines up with the laugh
I'm pretty sure that Neil Patrick Harris is the only actor who agreed to be in these sorts of movies whose career wasn't destroyed afterwards
He's made many a bad acting choice, but I love him in How I Met Your Mother so much that I forgive him for every one of them - that being said, if you haven't seen A Million Ways to Die in the West, and want to consider him an actor with *some* dignity left intact, don't watch it...
And I still kinda like Neil Patrick Harris
@@cranberryrosebud AMWtDitW isn't suppose to be taken seriously, and everyone in it still have successful careers. It's like being in an Adam Sandler film, it'll be bad, but you'll have fun and won't leave any black marks on your acting record... if anything, it's more of an honor. Saying that A Million Ways is a film that killed careers is like saying that anyone that guest voiced in Family Guy murdered their career, lol.
@@motodog242 no, no, his career’s fine, I’m not trying to say it killed anything. West is just a terrible comedy, and some might find themselves wondering why on Earth Neil decided to do it. Though I think he’s just that kind of guy to do everything, so again, my love for him in HIMYM stops me from judging him too harshly from that - and the over-the-top style of comedy, which Neil’s excelled at before, could’ve worked in that movie if things had just gone a bit differently, imo. No hate to, or genuine fear for, anyone that worked on that film.
@@cranberryrosebudthat movie……. Oh boy that movie
We need to acknowledge that George “Mr. Electric” Lopez voices grouchy smurf
We also need to acknowledge that Anton Yelchin voices Clumsy....and deserved *so* much better
@@periflores1002 He rlly should've
@@periflores1002 RIP Anton Yelchin
*ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW THE LOW RIDER*
I can't believe RAZZLE got me to laugh at a Blue Waffle joke in the year of our Lord 2022
I’m scared to admit that I don’t get it, but I have a feeling I know what it is.
@@arcanonn I don't get it, but I assume it's sex related.
@@ashleytheblindvisionary907 never look it up, it’s not a thing anymore but if you find it don’t say I didn’t warn ya
Grant is always amazing when he’s on
@@boyurbeegaming36when I looked it up, Google just said it was some fake STI. That can’t be the joke, is it?🤨
3:12
The fact no one busted out laughing when he said “This is Gandalf the Blue” has convinced me that the Razzle-verse is collapsing.
Take a shot everytime a joke is made about:
-Blue
-Someone's Name
-Deez Nuts Pun
-Anything regarding something lewd involving the smurfs
-Boneless Chicken
-The Male MC being named "Patrick"
alcohol poisoning
How to die 101
Alcohol poisonings
are you trying to kill us?
You forgot simping over Announcer Smurf.
I remember when i first watched this as a kid, really liking the scene where Pappa Smurf was imprisoned and tortured and was rooting for him to catch the rest to do the same
You need Jesus
Nah, smurfs suck and deserve to be blended into a blue slurry that you pour down a storm drain
lowkey was hoping gargamel would win
I love the amount of the blue waffle and the “gargamel these nuts” jokes 😂 another one of your videos i’ve never laughed harder at 😂 thanks so much for another masterpiece ❤️
@HANAI⭕️ is that blue waffle Smurf???
@@Sparky_Chip_ Its The All Spark
gargadeeznuts
Im your 666th like
@@wikansaktianto9215 the beats pill
The funniest thing to me about this movie is the Scottish smurf. As far as I remember there was no Scottish smurf in the original series, so they decided "what does this movie need? More Scotland."
it also has crazy implications abt smurf world like. there are separate smurf countries. what is smurf immigration policy like. are there smurf wars
@@sir-dame-sanderThe war for Scottish Smurf independence continues.
@@sir-dame-sanderstorks bring the smurfs, presumably from all over the world, I guess if a stork brought a Smurf from Scotland, he grew up with the heritage ingrained in his dna and became his personality trait. Or maybe all the storks are native to Smurf village and there was an intern stork from Scotland and the Scottish Smurf gained his heritage that way.
7:09 Zach calling it a "Morgana Ring" is just more evidence we *NEED* a Sorcerer's Apprentice commentary track!!!
oh my god YES
It just premiered how did you already see it?
I remember that.
@@TheBlueEyeBoy Patreon
@@Luissv72 oh
Narrator: "Three apples high"
The boys: "HOW TALL ARE THESE LADS!?"
What kind of apples, though?
3 apples
Ngl these are one of the only movie commentary channels that actually add something to the movie their watching. And that’s really admirable, keep up the good work
They’re my second favorite (after EFAP)
You should check out YMS's Adum and Pals playlist, it's hilarious
@@marcmendez4371 Seen em and love em
tbh RLMs editing keeps them a bit above these guys imo
Same with a channel like microwave society
In the censored version of this, you guys better say Smurf for every bleep that way it cleverly ties into the subject matter of the film.
Garglamel deez smurfs
where the Smurf has papa been
11:23 Sokka: My first girlfriend smurfed into the moon
Zuko awkwardly: That’s rough buddy
“He’s not a step dad, he’s just a dad who stepped up” 😭😭🤌🏼
One thing this movie got right:
The cast; gargamel was nailed
Oh, word?
Oh, worm?
I agree the cast was chose great but the plot wasnt the best
I’d nail him too, if I were this movie.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately got Midsommar vibes from this movie.
What makes it better is that the video underneath this one is a Midsommar kill count
Smurfs are a cult
@@slashercat8649 yeah, and Rista andini is apart of it! Quick Rista! Tell me of the blue waffle Smurf!!
@@Sparky_Chip_ they say if you stare at the blue waffle Smurf long enough, you will be sucked into it like how light is consumed by a black hole
6:31 “I kissed a Smurf and I liked it” had my almost spitting out my teeth whitening stuff 🤣🤣🤣
Wonder how the sequel will turn out for these guys, It would Gargabe a Smurftasically fun torture room of laughter and cringing around.
The reference to tucker Carlson 's publicly aired m'n'm fetish is absolutely mint
2:34
the way the movie and commentary are lined up, it sounds like papa smurf is done with the budget cuts this movie suddenly got
Unequivocally the best commentary channel on this godforsaken site, PLEASE do a Sorcerer’s Apprentice Track
they may be old man shoes, but those shoes be drippin'
It’s happened!
10:13 Are we gonna ignore Smurfette's voice crack?
12:50
Zach: WHOA IT WENT UP HIS BIG ASSHOLE!!!
Me: I. Will. Never. Recover. From how that line was delivered!!! I'M SO DEAD!!! 💀💀💀
I know they're gonna miss moments, but I'm upset that they made the "I kissed a Smurf and I liked it" joke and missed Katy Perry saying that exact line later in the movie.
They're not fighting over Smurf essence, they're fighting over Unobtanium.
Really? I always thought they were after the precious tritium.
My wife and I have binged all your Let's Get Drunk and Watch vids, Doki Doki and RE8 playthroughs over the past week. So glad to pay your Patreon for access to this vid and support as much as I can. Thanks for the chortles bois!
These thots in the replies are just disgraceful.
@@crazypancakes7781 I seen these type of replies on some other videos as well
@@Just_An_Average_Good_Guy_Doll. Yes, as have I. It is quite the shameful display.
@@crazypancakes7781 yes
@@Just_An_Average_Good_Guy_Doll. Is there a way to delete those bot replies? I am an old man newbie to YT comments :(
5:21, as someone who has lived in New York their whole life.... kinda true
Hello, everybody, Narrator Smurf here. And today's biggest memes are:
- Let's appreciate that Grant is here, we don't see him often
- GargaMe nuts daddy
- One ring to blue them all
Also:
- Blue Waffle (and many other blue puns)
- Google
- Simping over Narrator Smurf
- Scottish Smurf
gargamel these nuts, and the word blue, thats it
-Ryan simps over Gargamel
I hate that I read that in the voice
“When I was a young smurf, MY PAPA…!”
That BROKE me, oh my god.
11:40 best line
4:01 "This was my last Friday night."
I spat out my water
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always feel like I need a shower after watching your videos. Great job guys!!
congrats you were first
1:53 we gonna talk about how they're doing that dance right when "the blue moon" comes on screen?
As someone who never realized that it was NPH, hearing them calling him Patrick is actually dealing psychic damage to me
The Smurfs were like the Chipmunks and Jem and the Holograms. They weren’t anything particularly interesting, but they were their own charming little entity. They never tried to be the next big thing, and that’s honestly where they belong.
Mostly unrelated but I saw this movie in theaters in the 5th grade. They gave us blue sunscreen to paint our faces. All the kids ended up smearing the blue paste all over the seats and floors. The movie theater employees had to clean that shit up between each showing of the movie. Every time I see this movie I think of the poor employees who had to wipe up smurf shit every couple of hours
Wait there's existence of smurfs themed sunscreen to promote the 2011 smurfs movie?
Just saw Midsommars directors cut, can confirm Smurfs are in it.
Ryan was on his A game in this one 😂😂
Ahead of time I wanna ask; After this one, is there also plans to watch The Smurfs 2, and then re-enact The Smurfs 3 script from Wikileaks?
Bots but Love the idea
2:12 we found Jschlatt smurf
We don't want to know what he did in 1999
"Neil Patrick Harris beats the shit outta Gargamel with a crowbar" is a scene I wish to see
I remember watching this in theaters as a kid. I mostly remembered the Gargamel shenanigans. I blocked out most of the “Neil Patrick Harris learns to become a father” stuff.
1:36 would love to see the black panther theme on top of this bit
8:38 I love how despite the fact that he can do this magic trick, He is still ugly. A true sigmarganelle
I’m concerned for their reaction to that de-aging scene
Speaking of that scene, does Sophia Vergara’s mom turn back into the old version of her at the end of the movie, or has her life span been extended?
@@monsterjambrony gargameal has made her immortal
Watching this as an actual Smurfs fan because even I don't like the live action movies. They had some good parts, but.... eh. I'll edit this when I'm done watching.
-1:01 "alright shut this shit off" MOOD.
smurfs live action movie: the smurfs never feel sad
me watching an episode of the 80s cartoon where clumsy is sobbing his little blue lungs out because another smurf is slightly upset: Are You Sure About That.png
-"i don't understand the appeal of the smurfs" honestly i don't either. lbr if i was not autistic i would probably not be interested but several years ago my brain latched onto the smurfs as a special interest and now im here.
-1:45 "what's it called" well, they live in smurf village, but according to extended comic lore the place that's in is called "the cursed land."
-2:13 "is that one just scottish" yes and he was created for the live action movie so dont blame it on peyo
-5:00 according to production notes, the smurfs in this movie are about 7 1/2 inches tall
-11:40 "calculate some bitches" unfortunately that is impossible for brainy. everyone except clumsy hates him.
-13:18 "who the fuck are they?" excuse you that's hefty smurf and handy smurf and they are main characters in the 80s cartoon, unlike that scottish bitch gutsy
-final note- i can't stop laughing over "gargamel deez nuts."
my first time seeing "blue waffle" was in a high school science class. now i gotta pass by the blue raspberry eggo waffles at work every day, and i always think back to that legendary moment of my youth
3:30 That Delivery On Ryan Was Hilarious!
my grandma called them "the smurts" lol. anytime we'd go to grandmas for thanksgiving and the smurfs were on my dad would be like "hey mom the smurts are on". the show was made in the 60s i think and back then you could get away with making a kids cartoon about blue things trying to be caught and eaten by a balding man and his cat.
the reason we don't have cool kids shows like this anymore is because people in general are too sensitive, pathetic, and easily offended these days.
I've never heard if them referred to as Imps before, but it makes a lot of sense. XD
The cartoon was made in the 80s actually (the Peyo comics date before that, though), and I'm pretty sure you could make a cartoon with a similar premise now so idk what you mean by getting away with it lol-
8:29 man that is some wierd fetish shit for a kids movie, I don't think i've seen worse.
So consistently funny. I’ve out loud laughed every time I’ve watched a new vid of theirs
Suggestions:
We get drunk and watch Chicken Little ft. Buck Cluck
We get drunk and watch Spider-Man 3 ft. Venom
We get drunk and watch Frozen 2 ft. Movie Man
They should also do We get drunk and watch Paranornan
Also, my suggestions:
We Get Drunk and Watch Over The Hedge ft. Bruce Willis
We Get Drunk and Watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 ft. Megan Fox
We Get Drunk and Watch Zathura ft. Josh Hutcherson
4:12 generational divide in 2 names
12:58 this gives me “NOTHING CAN STOP THE RETURN OF THE SITH” vibes
He is not the stepdad, he is the dad that stepped up 💀
9:54 to date the most out of left field razzle joke I've heard
Unfun fact: Smurfette is technically gargamel's child
Get drunk and watch yogi bear?
5:56 she’s also from glee
7:35 The Smurfs are an European comic that is popular. So that’s why there’s so many google searches
8:10 this is my favorite phrase ever.
God, Ryan was on fire that night.
2:25 *The **_Blue Pill_*
Beats fill
the smurfs were my childhood, please do the sequel if you can!
also this had me in TEARS after the shitty day i've had, so thank you for that x
I'm putting in my bet, gargamel is the simped over one this episode
Edit: dang it. It's narrator smurf
Ah yes, they all simp for Gargamel
*🤣*
1:14
If I was green I would die
I love it when Razzle ruins childhood movies ❤️
anyway, gargamel deez NUTS
@Rista Andini wait, is that blue waffle Smurf?!
imagine this video is how you find out tobey and andrew are in no way home.
Interesting that the Smurf Village looks like Midsommar, because both villages have tons of mushrooms.
I’m surprised the lack of commentary about George Lopez Smurf
I can’t imagine if they’d survive watching the ugly dolls movie
Can't wait until they watch a movie with like a melty or slimey monster thing in it and still say _"Hey though that guy's got some drip."_
Hotel Transylvania drunk commentary when?
7:52 THEY HAVE TAILS. DEAR LORD, PUT IT AWAY
I want you guys to do a Better Off Dead commentary. If no one's seen it, it's an 80s movie starring John Cusack. I bet it's the perfect drunk watch because you won't believe some of the things happening on screen, you'll think you're just that drunk 😂
Also featuring Dan Schneider. Imagine the jokes they could make
I can't believe one of them literally said "I kissed a smurf and I liked it" and then missed the part later on where she actually says that exact line XD XD
I love how they only laugh at the Gargamel these nuts jokes when Ryan says it
13:07 MY THROAT HURTS FROM LAUGHING AT THIS STUPID SMURF
13:31 Now I'm imagining Gargamel as the Garbage Pail kids. Thanks.
"Gargamel these nuts."
"I can blue this all day."
Oh damn those were too funny.
1:34 The Jake Sully Smurf is called Eric Cartman.
Man all of those blue jokes from Ryan… they really came out of the blue
RIP to Clumsy's voice actor. Anton Yelchin, he died in a car accident in 2016. He was only 27.
Canonically, the average smurf stands at three (3) apples tall.
8:00 did no one else stop to question that screen saver 💀
The fact that this made me research the origin of the Smurfs :|
They were originally background characters to a comic about a flute or smth in the 50's.
Also they're French.
They're actually Belgian
The blue moon beer joke was highly underrated
This has easily became my favorite channel
The "Wait for it" at the start is just !Hilarious!
I am insanely excited for this I love everything from this channel
ryan is a comedic genius
everytime they said the smurfs were three inches i was like NO THEY ARE THREE APPLES TALL and every single time they would bring it up i would lose my fucking mind for no reason
I should not have laughed at 'gargamel these nuts' so many times
Aaaah crap, Neil Patrick Harris.
At least it's the Razzle boys and not me suffering through the entire movie
I am personally offended that they don't call him Daddy Smurf even ONCE throughout the entire video