Scandalous Spreadsheet - NLSS Golf with Friends Spreadsheet Highlights (Suggested by GldnDragon93)
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- Esports legend Northern's biggest scandal...
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Credits sword at the beginning is wrong because I am a very good editor
Dangdebate one mistake dont make you bad toe.
*laughs at your insecurities*
SWORD WRONG
Hey the credits sword at the beginning is wrong not sure if ya knew
I like them at the beginning! I find they get in the way of the final clip otherwise. Not a big deal though if you prefer them at the end :)
Rob: Tell no one
Rob under the influence of Dan: There is a spreadsheet and it holds all of the information in the world.
That's how he won BB10
NL: "Don't tell anyone"
Rob: Of course
Rob, match 2: Ryan has a spreadsheet.
The character arc of Dan going from roasting NL to begging for the .xls is gold
🤣 This is the best ToS
Malf being the only one that could keep his mouth shut to gaslight Dan was so amazing
This is like a graph of how gossip spreads through a friend group
Everyone but NL: He has a cheat sheet? That's crossing a line.
Ryan: You wanna get the cheat sheet?
Everyone: Y E S
It’s the best part. They all give in to the power of the .txt
Everyone except Nick, the only good boi *
@@tristanstrain9751 oof
@@jpryan90 They fell out?
@@jpryan90 Wanna shine a bit of light on it?
Rob: My lips are a vault.
Rob 3 seconds later: Here's an entire biography of Ryans's life.
Yo it's everyone's favorite robot sex worker. VA-11 Hall-A is a great game. Love my man Donovan D Dawson.
“I wanna be the villain of this Tournament of Shame” is easily my favorite Ryan line of all time.
This was the precursor to NL being a heel in the champions of salt
He also did this in the checkpoints league, despite not winning. His 5th round match against baer was more exhilarating than the Superbowl!
@@ellpoyohlokoh whoops I meant the checkpoint league, I got them confused
@@pigglebee I never watched Champions of Salt, so I wasn't sure if he also did it there
@@ellpoyohlokoh I didn't watch much either but I just looked at the dates and holy hell 2020 has been a long year
Everyone: "Ryan has a cheat sheet? That cheating scum egg"
Also everyone: "Yeah send it to me"
You can literally hear dan's brain coming up to speed when Rob says that he has a secret... He spills his guts within fifteen seconds
Dan was getting that info no matter what he is a master at that lol
Shoutout to Dan for basically turning this Golf with your friends tournament into a big brother series, an all time classic NLSS series for sure lol
"You're not speaking in straightforward terms" is quite the sentence coming from Dan lmao
Yeah, but this was back when Dan still spoke English.
He does pretty straighticity?
Dude, this spreadsheet thing was (and is) my all time favorite NLSS meme
Everyone at the beginning: RYAN'S CHEATING!!
Everyone after playing Ryan: IF EVERYONE'S A CHEATER, NO ONE IS!
They all mark NL as the villain, but it was Dan pulling the strings like it's BB all over again. The man is a master at creating chaos.
To be fair to Rob, NL did tell everyone that he had a cheat sheet. They all just thought he was joking.
I wasn't into the whole NLSS till after this tournament, didn't realise NL straight up admitted he had the spreadsheet in every round robin game
Rob agrees not to tell anyone then just goes and tells the next person he competed against.
To be fair, it was Dan.
for the record nl did tell people he had a cheat sheet
@@calvintrouy2672 Dan could get milk from a stone
Only OGs remember this scandal
Scandal lmao
Makes me feel old to be called an OG. Fuck...
I freaking loved it. Every second.
NLSS has been going a lot longer than this tournament, I saw this as it was uploaded and wouldn't consider myself an OG haha
Real OGs watched the nlss on CZcams
PEDs
Pogged
Excel
Datasheets
In Rob's defense, I think he interpreted the "don't tell anyone" from Ryan as "Don't tell them the solutions" rather than "Don't tell them about the spreadsheet"
With all due respect, Rob was the biggest snake since Johnny T to ‘Ronto 😤
That's a pretty weak defense, councillor.
Rob is the reason we have the spreadsheet situation and i love it
@@tylersmith314 well NL did tell everyone about it, they just thought it was a joke
Right or wrong, Ryan's spicy resin for this tourney was the ingredient to an everlasting meme
This is a LEGENDARY era of the NL Cinematic Universe. I remember watching it as it happened and I am thrilled to rewatch the drama.
Ryan: Pretends he didn't know it was unsportsmanlike.
Also Ryan: I want to be the villain of this tournament.
it actually makes me mad because its so obviously cheating and he sticks to his guns that its not and thats insane, then i remember he said this so its all a bit and hes evil on purpose as a joke and knows it and im fine again
Oh god I remember this absolute resin
"When you create an Excel spreadsheet steroids cuk"
I understand that quiplash answer now. It all makes sense.
When I heard Nick's voice with Dan the Nostalgia
Luna: *gets born*.
Dan: “Ryan has tainted the gene pool”
"I wanna be the villain of the Tournament of Shame"
gives the spreadsheet to Dan to beat Malf, then gives it to Malf to beat Dan
I love these compilations so much. You're doin the Lord's work man
oh man this was so freakin good. Glad to have an easy way to watch it again :D
Didn't expect to find you as an NL fan, that's neat
Astros who? Everyone knows this was the biggest sporting scandal of the 2010s
POV it’s February 2016. You just get home from high school. NL uploaded the first Tournament of Shame video. You smile knowing your next 20 minutes will be fully pogged
Help this was too much
I don't think I would have understood being pogged back then
@@fun2building PogChamp is from 2012 tho lol
@@adamthedog1 Doesn't mean it was in my casual lexicon then
my soul sings whenever i find a new clip of the boys saying "scumlord" to sample
oh hell yes thank you for this (still digging for josh saying scumlord, i know theres a ton of him saying it its where i got my name lol )
I remember wanting to look up the cheat sheet saga a while back but not feeling like watching the full episodes/scouring the NLSSs. You're doing Pog's work my dude
Dan's "are you kidding me" sends me
He immediately goes to anger about the spreadsheets existence, but eventually HE BENT THE KNEE
NL should play the devil on everyone's shoulder more often, such good memories
NL is the Mark McGuire of miniature golf
This isn't the "Tournament of Honor" this is the "Tournament of Shame"!
Absolutely legendary video topic. A true classic
I’m waiting for a SirToastyToes led Family Fued style tournament covering various and random subjects pertaining to NLSS banter. I’d also like to drop a ♥️ because we saw Nick. 🥰
IF EVERYONE HAS THE CHEAT SHEET, NO ONE HAS THE CHEAT SHEET
What if.. he makes a new one that's better
@@TheFiReLoRd777 they're all hole-in-one how much better can it get lol
This was also one of the catalysts for the serious return of Dan Gheesling to the NL multiverse. I remember my amazement that NL was playing with this Big Brother winner and the golden minutes of end-episode at the end of their first game against each other. Good days.
I think the difference between NL being a heel in this and smm is that he's talking directly to his opponent the whole time. Apollo commentating really helped NL play the heel because NL could be cocky towards a neutral person.
smm?
@@khajiit92 Super Mario Maker, they're talking about the Checkpoint League.
John Ryan He was the heel in Schooled recently
This was a legendary tournament of shame. Thank you for bringing this to us condensed
lul at malfy getting salinated cause he couldn't beat Dan on an even playing field
i remember this - this was the series that got me hooked unto northernlion's wit and type of humour C: Thank you Sir for this masterpiece
The "Dan vs Malf" part was the best when malf outed Dan at the end
One of the all time best moments in NLSS history right here
"you're the Yoda to our anabolic steroid drug ring" is the GOAT Dan line
NL is the one who made the spreadsheet, but Dan is the protagonist of this story.
This man will be boosted by our comments.
P.S. NL did nothing wrong
my god, the scandal was such a big deal.. lol the flood of memories man..
The Dan v Rob v Malf game was so funny
My friends without kids be like: "I made a text doc at 12:30am with every power required to be pogged out the gourd at Golf with Friends."
I love how this tournament just devolved into NL becoming a drug dealer.
I think I watched just a bit of this ToS, this is a great summary as well as a showcase of villainy
Oh baby, I've been looking forward to this one for forever!
i never knew this happened... incredible NL.
“It’s not a test, it’s a tournament!”
This brings me back. Thank you for this
this is a legendary piece of nlss history, thank you for putting this together
I never would have guessed that Rob was the one to snitch NL out
DANS IN BIG BROTHER MODE I LOVE IT
i had forgotten how funny this is, thank you SirToasty
New NL fan here, thanks for this video. This is hilarious.
Nice just got to work...
This is like the best...
I've literally watching this playlist of ToS like 5 times it's an all around classic part of NLSS lore lol
Had to come back to watch this again after seeing Vesper and Regis from Tempus talking about it lmao
Still gold
Can we get farming simulator next? Dan's laugh when he tipped his trailer was the hardest I have ever heard him laugh. Also his epic journey to deliver the wheat NL spent so much time harvesting and NL begging him to drive safely. And NL just getting mad in general.
ryan sewing the seeds of discourse
this was one of my favorite arcs
Also, an amazing early appearance of danglish at 40:25
The birth of Resin
He says its a spreadsheet, but the truth is that he has an Elder Scroll that tells him all the golf secreats.
But is the text document *physical?*
I had such a good time. Thank you for the company
This was the peak of resin, and goddamn was it glorious!!
i LOVE watching Dan here at his best, big brother vibes again
Dan at 15:05 is peak social engineering
This was one of my favorite Eras of the NLSS.
I miss this tournament. Good times
This is, hands down, one of the best storylines in the NLSS history.
Thank you sir toes
The absolute mad man, DROWNING in resin!
I remember this era of the NL Premier League. It was pretty much akin to doping in baseball in the 20th century. Everyone is doing it so is it really an unfair advantage.
the best arc in nlss history
NL really showed his inner JOKAIRE in that tournament
this one's gonna be good
i just learned to never tell rob a secret
great story arc
8:07 Ryan sounds SO guilty right there haha!
I remember this! yay
I still remember this
Thanks for the company :)
This was glorious, remember watching these on CZcams when they came out. Scumbag NL.
This was the greatest moment in nlss histpry
pogged!
doing god's work
ty Toasty sirtoa3Hug
why does the quality dip @ 22:15 even @ 1080 p it looks more like 240p.