Building a TOWER TO THE MOON out of diapers... Trader Life Simulator!

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  • čas přidán 4. 07. 2024
  • They hired me to run a store and immediately regretted it as I spent all my trading profits engineering a tower to the moon! Trader Life Simulator is a fun game!
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Komentáře • 273

  • @RealCivilEngineerGaming
    @RealCivilEngineerGaming  Před 2 lety +111

    In celebration of National Video Games Day, I'm supporting the ICE Ben Fund who look after civil engineers when they need help. If you're a real civil engineer like me, you should check out their website: www.icebenfund.com/

  • @duythuchoang5095
    @duythuchoang5095 Před 2 lety +363

    My man is slowly becoming Real Every Job Engineer

    • @Zane91169
      @Zane91169 Před 2 lety

      Ikr

    • @sw1mm3r85
      @sw1mm3r85 Před 2 lety +7

      The Johnny sins of youtube

    • @TGears314
      @TGears314 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sw1mm3r85 you, sir, can begrudgingly take my like for that terribly funny joke-_-😂

    • @luzellemoller6621
      @luzellemoller6621 Před rokem

      Architect or at least a brained washed into thinking engineer one

  • @stezton
    @stezton Před 2 lety +191

    The town looks like it's populated by 80s wrestlers.
    I'm so glad I found your channel a few weeks ago while looking for Mini Motorways videos. I've laughed my butt off through some of your videos, this one especially.

    • @OnTheNerdySide
      @OnTheNerdySide Před 2 lety +8

      I'm pretty sure our employee is Zangief from Street Fighter.

  • @DrBastycore
    @DrBastycore Před 2 lety +72

    RCE is slowly turning into Lets game it out... I am not disappointed

    • @zifendel2675
      @zifendel2675 Před 2 lety +2

      I would love a collaboration of some kind between them

  • @Dispariabooks
    @Dispariabooks Před 2 lety +57

    What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Easy, you get the NPCs in this game. Jacked monsters...

  • @AlwaysLoisLane
    @AlwaysLoisLane Před 2 lety +36

    This game is both menacing and absolutely harmless. Hilarious.

  • @zifendel2675
    @zifendel2675 Před 2 lety +9

    I’m at about 22:41 now, and Schmichael has argued that the method of putting items in front of the cashier doesn’t actually work the way Matt suggested. That may be the case in the game, but it DOES work in real life. It’s called Impulse Purchasing and it’s the reason why shop registers have things like candy, soda, or whatever else they have right next to them. It’s extremely effective, especially in gas/service stations and grocery stores. Just thought I would share is all

  • @jeremiahcunkle5938
    @jeremiahcunkle5938 Před 2 lety +32

    “Lights on, so I can see.”
    Oh my god, I’m dying.

  • @ethicalzombiegaming
    @ethicalzombiegaming Před 2 lety +25

    A town full of Bodybuilders that have all seen some shit.

  • @gibbbon
    @gibbbon Před 2 lety +68

    the "decrepits" is the "senior" diaper version, adult diaper, so the devs don't like adults either

  • @monad_tcp
    @monad_tcp Před 2 lety +20

    2:40 If that guy was staring like that, I'd be sure to buy a thing either way, I wouldn't dare going out without buying a thing.

  • @kj25
    @kj25 Před 2 lety +5

    2:43 that transition tho

  • @ghostrunners25
    @ghostrunners25 Před 2 lety +8

    15:05 - In Switzerland & lots of other countries you can pay cash into an ATM to put money into your account 😁 so it wasn't silly of you lol

    • @JohnDCrafton
      @JohnDCrafton Před 2 lety +5

      In the US as well.

    • @LuxFerre4242
      @LuxFerre4242 Před 2 lety +1

      Some banks in the UK do too. Most don't though so not surprised he didn't know.

    • @patrickschardt7724
      @patrickschardt7724 Před 2 lety +1

      Pretty much any ATM in the US can do cash withdrawals & deposits and most can do check deposits

  • @igam4fun
    @igam4fun Před 2 lety +26

    Any RPG ever: *The sheer weight of your filthiness weighs you down so much you can barely jog*

  • @matthewwest8689
    @matthewwest8689 Před 2 lety +5

    Although this game looks a bit dodgy, I'd love to see you play it again for YT. I almost cried laughing when you were passing all the "hard-nut" people and when the guy flew up the wall :)

  • @MaximusMuleti
    @MaximusMuleti Před 2 lety +6

    Since the moon is made of cheese, if you build the diaper tower to the moon, you'll never have to worry about stocking cheese again!!

  • @eileennovak1656
    @eileennovak1656 Před 2 lety +8

    Always remember, it's a Gladiator's helmet that makes a house a home. 💟⚔

  • @RhombonianKnight
    @RhombonianKnight Před 2 lety +8

    This is a case study for why more engineers need to run more stores.

  • @Soken50
    @Soken50 Před 2 lety +2

    No wonder the shopkeeps and attendants look so buff and intense, they have to run around town to get to the counter before Matt comes in

  • @perhapsneel
    @perhapsneel Před 2 lety +8

    Please make another Freeways Video, it was cool

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Před 2 lety +3

    Game: You need to take a bath
    RCE: I don't have a bath
    Me: That's why you need to take one.

  • @D_B_N_Bass
    @D_B_N_Bass Před 2 lety +53

    Day 2 of telling you you should play satisfactory

    • @kevster1453
      @kevster1453 Před 2 lety +9

      Day 1 of agreeing with you

    • @oskito7
      @oskito7 Před 2 lety +7

      Day 1 of agreeing with you too

    • @jonasswanson1691
      @jonasswanson1691 Před 2 lety +5

      Day 1 of agreeing with you too too

    • @jcbgy3225
      @jcbgy3225 Před 2 lety +5

      Day 1 of agreeing with you too too too

    • @heyitsme9480
      @heyitsme9480 Před 2 lety +2

      Day one of agreeing with u too too too too

  • @glitterstudent7066
    @glitterstudent7066 Před 2 lety +2

    Kinda want more of this, I love these type of games

  • @racerali2116
    @racerali2116 Před 2 lety +10

    Someone give this man an f1 seat, his racing lines r the best I’ve ever seen

  • @IKINGFISH1213I
    @IKINGFISH1213I Před 2 lety +7

    Good on ya Matt, I havent laughed this hard in a while.

  • @georgie_al6244
    @georgie_al6244 Před 2 lety +1

    ADD MORE RACKS!! AND DECORATE YOUR STORE AND KEEP IT ORGANIZED!!! My osd man!!

  • @zegichiban
    @zegichiban Před 2 lety +2

    That look and the stance from that electronics shop keeper suggests he REALLY needed to pee and did not like you being in the shop.

  • @Godcat
    @Godcat Před rokem

    Kinda sad there wasn’t more of this game.. this is like my top 5 favourite video of yours.

  • @anbu1325
    @anbu1325 Před 2 lety +2

    I've literally got tears in my eyes from laughing! Great video!

  • @inspectorsteve2287
    @inspectorsteve2287 Před 2 lety +2

    If you like space you should try Breathedge. It's like Subnautica in space. Or I think a better fit for your channel would be Hardspace: Ship Breakers. You are in space and you use different tools like a laser cutter to chop up space ships to salvage them.

  • @aimantalip3148
    @aimantalip3148 Před 2 lety +1

    Play more of this game to see you develop your supermarket and your home please?😀😀😀

  • @mrmckusick6493
    @mrmckusick6493 Před 2 lety

    This is by far the funniest video I've watched on here! Keep up the good work!!

  • @kanibal14
    @kanibal14 Před 2 lety +3

    More Freeways please

  • @Life_Through_The_Camera_Lens

    Please play more of this game!!! This is definite!

  • @blockchaaain
    @blockchaaain Před 2 lety +1

    This is basically Shoppe Keep (which I can't wait for RCE to play, just for the music)

    • @blockchaaain
      @blockchaaain Před 2 lety +1

      Combined with My Summer Car, but tbh that game would be too hard.

  • @bigbrain.exe.roshan9756

    Knobing up the world with real civil engineer

  • @ehname1
    @ehname1 Před 2 lety

    I would watch a series of just this game honestly

  • @captaindelta43
    @captaindelta43 Před 2 lety +1

    I wish I had this real civil shop near my locality so that I can have an infinite supply of toilet papers and handwash during the pandemic

  • @tokadoyamagashi1526
    @tokadoyamagashi1526 Před 2 lety

    I've been waiting so long for you to use that Clarkson reference, love it ❤️👍

  • @bobman3349
    @bobman3349 Před 2 lety +6

    I laughed so hard when he used a Jeremy Clarkson quote

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH Před 2 lety

    That UI looks... special ^^

  • @AdenUnavailable
    @AdenUnavailable Před 2 lety +2

    You should also try playing Satisfactory as well!

  • @Gfish17
    @Gfish17 Před 2 lety +1

    I hope the Devs are watching this.

  • @187Streak
    @187Streak Před 2 lety +1

    This game is like what NPCs do in Half Life, while Gordon Freeman fights Combine.

  • @rldragon6351
    @rldragon6351 Před 2 lety

    Love the content! Thanks so much for making my day with all the uploads and keep it up :D

  • @zachoffman9673
    @zachoffman9673 Před 2 lety +2

    "That handrail is way too low"..ya what a architect would say 🤔

    • @Syllaren
      @Syllaren Před 2 lety +1

      Nah architects think it is too noticeable and would be better looking exactly mid shin height.

    • @zachoffman9673
      @zachoffman9673 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Syllaren ohk didnt know

  • @jamessovea4993
    @jamessovea4993 Před 2 lety

    Awsome vid mate, please make more videos of this game xD

  • @nathianasoto
    @nathianasoto Před 2 lety

    Lol when you call a spartan helmet as a gladiator helmet, big difference but still funny.

  • @zacharygrouwinkel1534
    @zacharygrouwinkel1534 Před 2 lety

    Man was looking forward to Lawn Barber today.

  • @Duvstep910
    @Duvstep910 Před 2 lety +1

    🤣you know you're british when you keep calling dollars quid

  • @danishakwa
    @danishakwa Před 2 lety

    0:37 if you need to go to the loo, just use the sink, its very effective

  • @mjrdainbramage
    @mjrdainbramage Před 2 lety

    Now we have to see the inside of your house to check out all the crooked bathtubs, and hovering toilets. 🤣🤣

  • @jackofalltrades1773
    @jackofalltrades1773 Před 2 lety +1

    Will there be more Teardown videos still waiting for sandbox mode also I think you should play a game called My Colony it's on steam for like 5 bucks

  • @3rdaaa
    @3rdaaa Před 2 lety +1

    Didn't expect Clarkson to appear in rce video honestly

  • @5Andysalive
    @5Andysalive Před 2 lety

    In a world with 170$ toilet paper a 250$ bathtub seems reasonable.

  • @ikefir
    @ikefir Před 2 lety

    True chad engineers play "my summer car", mate.

  • @SonPRO1102
    @SonPRO1102 Před 2 lety

    Would love to see a factorio series

  • @alternateye2711
    @alternateye2711 Před 2 lety

    12:00 the sound had me dead lmao

  • @reconlitty5571
    @reconlitty5571 Před 2 lety

    2:41 look in the white wall by the window ding dong

  • @welltell.
    @welltell. Před 2 lety +1

    The British humor is strong in this one... Mental note to myself.. do not hire this person to work at my store

  • @tlgx884
    @tlgx884 Před 2 lety

    This game is incredible

  • @mixe
    @mixe Před 2 lety

    didnt think id enjoy this as much as i did

  • @oskito7
    @oskito7 Před 2 lety +3

    Waiting for "Helloo fellow engineers!" to be on the Unesco world heritage:
    Video 3

  • @Beateau
    @Beateau Před 3 měsíci

    I love that it's actually Rascal Seniors that are decrepit flavored.

  • @kadenbonnot8853
    @kadenbonnot8853 Před 2 lety +1

    3:28 Welcome to America

  • @it_is_i_deo
    @it_is_i_deo Před 2 lety +1

    I see, within le pomme, we have le pomme de terre

    • @SURok695
      @SURok695 Před 2 lety

      Isn't it "la pomme"?

    • @it_is_i_deo
      @it_is_i_deo Před 2 lety

      @@SURok695 what do I look like? A french person?

  • @Dragongaga
    @Dragongaga Před rokem

    There actually are ATMs that let you put money into your account, but they're constructed differently to normal ATMs

  • @BahamutEx
    @BahamutEx Před rokem

    "you are hungry you can't run" - is it because I'm dirty?!

  • @RedLuigiE
    @RedLuigiE Před 2 lety

    12:24 No, you cant place this box touching another box.
    *Puts it through the car itself*
    Correct

  • @TheAndyB79
    @TheAndyB79 Před 2 lety

    Legend tells that once... Long ago... The guy in the burger place actually blinked.....

  • @the_big_dick_bandit
    @the_big_dick_bandit Před 2 lety

    The potatoes make sense because in French, the word for potatoe is just the apples of earth

  • @ChefBarry
    @ChefBarry Před 2 lety

    Fun fact Matt, certain Halifax ATM’s let you deposit money in to your account

  • @xanshriekal
    @xanshriekal Před 2 lety

    Every American knows we only eat VictoryPizza with 100% ChickBeef

  • @5Andysalive
    @5Andysalive Před 2 lety

    Feels like a less charming version of Shoppe Keep.
    With a trace of My summer car.

  • @Jacob_Headley
    @Jacob_Headley Před 2 lety

    In the United States some atms if not most that are attached to the banks will let you deposit money.

  • @theofficialfcq6011
    @theofficialfcq6011 Před 2 lety

    PART 2 IS NEEDED

  • @lapointdaniel
    @lapointdaniel Před 2 lety

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you.

  • @Holphana
    @Holphana Před 2 lety

    In Australia you can deposit into a bank at some ATM's.

  • @GretchenDawntreader
    @GretchenDawntreader Před 2 lety +1

    all the npcs in this game look like assets lifted out of some dystopian street combat game. They are ready to GO and you better buy some sauce or they will MESS YOU UP.

    • @GretchenDawntreader
      @GretchenDawntreader Před 2 lety

      maybe they want to be in a street combat game but instead they have to sell and buy cheese all day and they are SO ANGRY

  • @idna832
    @idna832 Před 2 lety

    ah a gladiator helmet , because what else are you gunna cook the eggs in

  • @Legomaster-jv8ll
    @Legomaster-jv8ll Před 2 lety

    See, this is why accounting departments exist. Otherwise, you engineers would do crazy stuff like this! Money doesn’t grow on trees Y’know!

  • @BrumeNoire
    @BrumeNoire Před 2 lety +1

    That one is funny, I'd gladly watch more episodes if you're planning to make a sequel 🙂 *boosh* that like button

  • @kennethmitchell1418
    @kennethmitchell1418 Před 2 lety

    You should build a diaper wall on the sidewalk and see how the ai interacts with it

  • @rtg5881
    @rtg5881 Před 2 lety

    Yes you can pay into an ATM machine. At least all the ones ive interacted with.

  • @ricky107_
    @ricky107_ Před 2 lety

    He used a topgear meme WE HAVE MADE IT

  • @Dartace2ace
    @Dartace2ace Před 2 lety +1

    I know ketchup is a sauce, but it feels weird to call it that to me.

  • @bruhchannel1216
    @bruhchannel1216 Před 2 lety

    me eating a few day old sandwich: its not good, but hey i am not poisoned

  • @flashlp3001
    @flashlp3001 Před 2 lety

    21:48 so this is how you get those thumbnails...

  • @daweed304
    @daweed304 Před 2 lety

    You r almost like Lets game it out 😂😂😂😂 I really like you😂😂😂

  • @N1NJASOAP
    @N1NJASOAP Před 2 lety +11

    Could you play bad piggies? fun game, should be a pc version too!
    day 4 of asking btw

  • @A1C6
    @A1C6 Před 2 lety

    Do another one of these
    Please!!!

  • @kadenbonnot8853
    @kadenbonnot8853 Před 2 lety +1

    Is hand wash just soap?

  • @TheDownrankTrain
    @TheDownrankTrain Před 2 lety

    Ahh yes, that sweet Unity-Jank

  • @lauritaponen3367
    @lauritaponen3367 Před 2 lety

    I think you should check out a game on steam called Space Engineers

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977

    I think you got closer to the moon in this than you ever did in kerbal.

  • @bamfoozled930
    @bamfoozled930 Před 2 lety +1

    why is it that every single game always has such a high default sensitivity

  • @TheLedaba
    @TheLedaba Před 2 lety

    The trader looks like he is going to buy drugs when you give him any money

  • @lucash8234
    @lucash8234 Před rokem

    Does "buy the farm" mean the same thing in the UK as it does in the U.S.?

  • @nicholasmaher1909
    @nicholasmaher1909 Před 2 lety

    This game is hilarious 😂

  • @connordavies6419
    @connordavies6419 Před 2 lety

    I like how he said 400 Squid… in the uk… it isn’t money, it’s squid, mainly in the trade