absolutely wrecking SEASON 9 (dumb science)
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LazarBeam forst
First even though u won’t reply
nice
It looks like momo not gonno lie
It’s EPIC
Epic: Adds a bunch of memes in season 9
Lazar: You’ve been gnomed
its a dead meme god ... dont revive aids .. we just survived a year ago
@@specc.mp4
SPECC
SPECC youre fun at parties
Fortnite: "skins have no tactical advantages"
Lazarbeam: " hold my beer"
Competitive advantage
derpy boi factsss
I swear I replayed on this and there was like 80 something likes 20 minutes later 105 likes good job bro
BRILLIANT COMMENT
kml for real
Never thought I would love watching scientists as much as I love watching Lazarbeam
Lazarbeam has the iq of a pop tart but the ideas of Albert Einstein
100%
IQ:Pop TarT
Idea IQ: it's over 9000!
Turn this into a poem and ill get multiple bot accounts to sub.
Lazarbeam, nothing of sheam
He is as dumb as a pop-tart, yet can fart
He has the ideas of albert einstein, but his iq is not fine
sub bot to this mens
A chicken or hens
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
de icatt is de back
Epic: New season 9
Lazarbeam: That’s a lot of memes
The epic employee that has to fix servers was like “ah $hi%, here we go again”
Adil Asjid it’s shit, not $hi%
Anish Heda r/wooosh
Anish Heda bro
@@anishheda he was trying not to fully curse
Anish Heda oh now you think your cool cause you cursed you dumb $hi%
*WE'VE ALL BEEN GNOMED.*
Every single one of us that watched this...
I live it.
Me: Ima bout to end this mans whole career
@@tylermaxwell9687 y
Lazarbeam 2019: "Damn Loserfruit skins."
Little did he know he predicted the future
ikr lol
How tho
That is what i was thinking.
We got gnomed
there is now 2
Community: We want double pump back
Epic Games: Did some one say double pickaxe
Snag Mozzie HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
These are lame 9 year old jokes :v
Stolen jokes
@@carloslandy6768 gtfo then
Unoriginal
Fortnite: updates
Lazarbeam: I’m about to -end- break this mans whole -career- game
instead of career it should be "game"
Twin!
I would like but you’re an enemy of maxi
should have been -
fortnite : *updates*
Lazarbeam : _im about to break this mans whole career_
Owen Rea why do people have this autistic profile pic?
me: sweating to get to top 10
Lazerbeam: stands still and gets top 5
BLOODY HELL MATE
Memes beat sweat I almost won a game by riding a drift bord and congaing
Stop sweating that’s all you have to do you egg
MEMES BEAT SWEAT
Now, you have to sweat to get in top 10.
Michael Devlin facts
you should make a custom game mode: Survive the quadcashers in the slip stream XD
Yeah I agree
11 months later
Yeah he should
*Oh wait*
Hey im here too
Hello lads I am also here
Now I’m never going to be able to go past that toy store without being paranoid AF. 😂
Trorrio lol and don’t u like dropping there? i saw it in ur last vid. 😂
Stop bothering
Trorrio im live
Trorrio why
Yo its me UltimateEifiFort u commented on my perfect timing clip months ago
Community: bring back double pump
Epic: takes out pump
Community: bring pump back
Epic: takes out shotguns
Lol
They should keep the combat shotguns and add pump. Change either one spawn rate and change their damage maybe?
I like the new shotgun
Pumps are op with how sweaty the game is. New players cant compete nor get better when they get one pumped. If there was double pump, it'd make fortnite worse. Adding double pump back is as stupid as adding syphon back. It just breeds more tryhards
Just in case anybody is wondering, the pirate song he uses is "On a Hunt" by Philip Ayers.
Extravagant Exotics thx I *definitely* needed it
Literally nobody cared.
Sponge cone Ice man He did say *just in case* so shut up yourself.
Is that from pirates of the Caribbean's
see we need more people like this lad
Mom:who are you watching?
Me: 0:22
You should do the “don’t touch the ground challenge” again because now there’s the slip streams and vents
yea
LeafySky22 thanks!
Imagine doing that challenge now a days
@jayaditya dogra he is not
@@Superlizardy36 he did you bot
Lazarbeam: *Does dumbsh*t science that breaks the game*
Epic: _Ah sh*t, here we go again_
*uhhhh drum guns already broke the game so lazarbeam was too late* 😂
@@smc_sniper1090 *shush boi, lazarbeam only destroys this season*
@@peterh4081 lmfao
@@peterh4081 whaaaa? You just told him that Lazarbeams the dumbshit sciencer of Fortnite, and now you want him to sub to you? Lol
Lazarbeam: ” I have perfected the ability of standing so, incredibly still
4:41 *I do feel those flame balls remind me about Kung fu panda..*
Next day epic: WE HAVE TEMPORARILY DISABLED THE SLIPSTREAM
Edit 1 : I have never gotten this many likes thanks guys
Cough cough I make Fortnite content cough cough
Your mom is dad
You’ve ben gnomed
Damianos Outskas ?
@@damianosoutskas6988 wtf were u trying to roast him?
How does he spawn stuff in the main island
4:27 now this is what grown men should be doing 🤣
who ya gunna call!?
MEME BUSTERSSSSSSS!!!!
Ghost busters👻
Ghost busters
How you going to call meme buster
LazarBeam
Rhea Chang I gonna call your mom
Epic games : this season there will be no camping instead of bushes
Lazarbeam : hold my tequila
Dunce u mean hold my invisible can of soda ( 4:19 ).
@@diasteroid It's An Energy Drink... The can is green but Lannan uses a greenscreen
@@diasteroid trueeeeee
It's a Monster drink meaning it's an energy drink
Why not vegimite
In creative, go to the main island and ride the slipstream with an ATK. Then, throw throwables into the slipstream. Port a Forts and Port a Fortresses have the best effect for this.
What does it do?
how do you get to main island in creative?
MeowGT Gamer it would probably just be a bunch of glowing orbs because they wouldn’t touch the ground
How do you get to the main island?
Your idea was way better then mine🤣
lol miss these fun memes back then
No one:
Actually no one:
No one on the planet earth:
Lazarbeam: Im gonna make people think their insane
We all miss you saying “G’day G’day ya bloody legends”Hit like so he can see.😭
👇
Me too
I miss reddit actually, it was way better before the Fortnite 9 year olds arrived
@@vespertil10 yea
Thank u guys so much for the Likes!
i want the vlogs
4:18 when he drinks his drink it blends in with the green screen sry I’m late
Ikr
Dark Eel I saw that too 😂
Bc the can was green😂
Your sins are forgiven
Am I the only one that gave up on fortnite but still watch fortnite vids
Kenneth Blanco nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Haven’t played fortnite since season 6
But I’ll always enjoy a Lazarbeam vid
Huds play you should play
Thats me aswell dw 😂😂
Same
Same 😂
Same
Dumb science requests: season 9 edition
Stay in the slipstream for the whole match
Tactical shotgun only (in memory of pump)
Combat shotgun only (in memory of pump)
Rebuild tilted towers or retail row or maybe greasy grove
The drink only challenge (R.I.P peely)
Jonesy’s army (1 bunker jonesy and stream snipers be normal jonesys)
Sad trombone challenge (you buy a trombone IN REAL LIFE and everytime u die u play the sad trombone theme)
Surrender (use the surrender emoticon when you’re about to die see if they spare you!)
You are a legend
What if there's a new consumable called peely in a jug!?!
Make a peely jug gives you the ability to not die to English football skins
I one tried the first one
I suddenly had to get out cause the storm was coming
4:35 “no ones in RETAIL”
lannon, ur drink is invisible :)
ikr
The green screen is green and his drink aswell its v v is green so it messes it up
*_LANNAN LOST HIS CANNON_*
but also wow the 200 yeet IQ that went into the quad stream, impeccable work dumb scientist lazar 👌
H🙂
Hi
+Dragonlover 1121 howdy
seidimeow 😘
seidimeow 👌
Epic games: please don't do any dumb #%*! This season Lazar
Lazarbeam: yeet
This comment is so funny😂
daedalferret gaming what the fuck is “#%*!”
lazar:FUCKIN YEEEETT!!!!!!
4:20 when your soda is in the green screen
1 year ago, finally this gets on my reccomended
Lazarbeam:wrecking season 9
Epic games: season 9 is disabled due to issues
bekoo altota daily flogs yo guys i edited a video like ceeday and would love your feedback! mind checking it out?😙
iHazzy it’s shit and stop advertising yourself
disabled due to dumb shit memes
I agree BTW
I wish
Season 5: I miss double pump😭
Season 9: I miss the pump😭
😂
Lazarbeam favorite subject in school must be science
Anyone here still?
Yea
Still here
Peekaboo
Hi
Yea
No one:
Epic: We've added slim-streams into the game.
Epic:
LazarBeam: They've added Yeet-Sphincters into the game.
Andre B theoretically speaking and biologically it is pronounced slip streams
Expiry my dad owns Websters, you’re banned
@@pigeon620 😂
Why did you need to add the 'No one:' at the start of the comment? It added nothing...
Expiry Obviously it’s a spelling mistake
Lazarbeam:Why isn’t there bots in my server
Fresh:definitely not me who made bots go
whosever rewatching lazarbeams old fornite vids your a legends
9:10 I love that for a split second, you can see a flying baller
I think season 10 will be neo tilted getting taken over by robots then Bunker jonesy and cup peely run into a time machine and get randomly teleported in to some were dark then they open a door that slides up and they walk out of dusty depot then the title of season 10 Back to the Beginning
And they try to destroy the meteor with the rocket
Ok stop leaking season 10 you epic employee
Very interesting......
AND I LIKE IT
NICE
MIND BLOWN
If that does not happen I will be mad I miss dusty depot I got my first kill there in season 3
Which was worse?
Even number of likes for removing siphon.
Odd number of likes for vaulting the pump.
Trorrio I’m not liking because both suck. Not hating tho. Love ur vids.
What’s the siophon
Muireann Daly health and mats per kill
Man itz_ Matt thanks I’m a big noob
Lazer beam you’ve been my favourite you tuber for like 2 years thanks for being so funny
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You can do cannon air stream with rocket launchers
Epic makes a new season
Lazarbeam: It's free real estate
2018 Lazar: literally makes a video on the worst tattoos
2019: tattoos code Lazar and yeet on himself
i know bruv
But they aren’t bad ideas
if people want to revert make a new account named revert and then hack the S**T out of the game
I didn't mean anything thing by it buddy, calm down
0:12 he actually sounds legit lol
Lannan just found the best way to get skill points 🤯
Me: I’m going to play fortnite
Fornite: all servers closed
Me: wonder why looks on youtube oh laserbeam did it
@Spotty desperate you mean not underrated
YES
Fortnite: skins are cosmetics and grant no competitive advantage
Lazarbeam: hold my beer
My dude drinking invisibile soda
2:22 THE BEST GNOMED IN HISTORY LMAO
When there's nothing strange,
In a new fortnite season,
Who ya gonna call?
Ghost bu-*LAZARBEAM*
Spotty trash
Spotty no ur not ur over rated if anything. Ur legit garbage 😂
@@alex-sn2sq No,Im Trash ;-;
@Spotty your a bot you suck
Fortnite should sponsor you because technically your fixing they’re game
Fact lol
Their*
How
Caspərs ッ - Casqers fixing people’s grammer on CZcams.
*test lab*
see how many things you can stuff in the slip stream
Me looking up what lazarbeam's job is in 2028: dumbcrap scientist ~ lead engineering of gingy training
Everytime lazarbeam uploads it's on the trending page 👀
Makes sense
nope. only for the gaming category.
Im live
SharkBoi well he is mainly a gaming channel....
4:19 transparent can lol
Therapist: green screen V isn't real, he can't hurt you
Green screen V: 4:20
You mean 4:19
Danarchy 420 XD
Help a brother out with only 411 subscribers
Josh Stevens yeah but I did 420 for the memes
1:05 he attac
3:45 he protec
but most importantly
9:41 the game is now brek
Imagine the plan game back and broke the whole thing 😂😂😂
Very easy
Easy
Normal
Hard
Very hard
Impossible
Getting a heart from Lannan
So true
Jaison J i got a heart from him on the battle pass video!!
@@shrooguy5669 K lol
When your in the last 30 minutes of end game but a lazarbeam notification pops up.
Huh?
Get off ur phone
Just watch the movie god damn
tf u doing on your phone? its not Star Wars The Last Jedi. its fackin Avengers Endgame. get off the phone, and watch the epicness being displayed in front of you.
Lol I am iron Man snap iron Man dies oh btw it's a real spoiler
Lazars grandkidos: What was your job?
Lazar: well
Lazarbeam then: damn loserfruit, I'm so jealous
Lazarbeam now:
Woah, I just got an ad on a lazerbeam video
*WAIT THATS ILLEGAL*
he needs money
@@SilverS1lver5621 R/woooosh
@@chuck-master that was the worst use of r/woooooosh
When I read your ad...
I GOT A AD XD
@@samburgers7801
*"r/wooosh"*
U spelt it wrong
“Flaming balls of fire”-Lazarbeam 2019
Kinda like mine XD
spicy
Nolan Stewart XD
Nice
0:38 when the loser fruit skin actually gets released
She already has her own skin
@@syedazim6113 yes
I got this on my recommended and man I miss these times
Lazarbeam: I’ve only seen one death tunnel
Cizzorz: *cough*
Superthunder M I forgot about that guy
Never speak of that name again
He said flame tunnel
Flying death tunnel
We don’t speak of that guy
Epic: Lets ruin the game for everyone
Lazarbeam: That means more memes
I wish i played season 9 the slipstreams looked like so much fun
10:03 it may be over 10:00
BUT ITS LAZARBEAM WHO CARES
No one:
No one at all:
Epic: wE HaVe VAuLtEd ThE StAIrS AnD WaLl
69JunkratHentai69 muselk: I think your forgetting something..... WHAT ABOUT DOORS
WE VAULTED THE ENTIRE GAME GUYS
None
Not a single soul:
Fortnite: W3 HaVe vAlTeD BUilDinG
Epic: New seasons out!
Lazarbeam: I need a way to scuff it...
Epic: EVERYONE PREPARE FOR DOWNTIME FOR 9 DAYS!
I love all the different variations of the Jonesy skins
4:18 his can on the green screen😂😂😂
When you need a glitch
With some humor too
Who you gonna call?
Lazarbeam!
Spotty shut the fuck up
Slip stream of death
Mario Kart 9; red shells only
7:00
Congratulations you are now Santa to the defults
Lazarbeam once said
- MEMES BEAT SWEAT
7:34 when he said patch it up I was like ‘USE FLEX TAPE’
endgame spoilers beware.
Naw just joking I would never do that to you, because I love you 3000
Cheesy Smiles oh wow good play good play
Well played sir
1000 Subscribers without any videos have you seen endgame?
Iron Man dies and kills thanos
Endgame has been out for weeks I bet everyone kniws
Psychic: All dreams have meaning
My dreams: 5:34
8:54 when I go on a roller coaster
Quad Crashers :wind
Slip stream: the ride
9:16 my OCD is reacting there is a BALLER
Srry about ur ocd
I was locking for someone to say something about the ballet
Staying in a slip stream all game challenge
I’ll be waiting bro
Edit: WHOA!!! Thank you for so many likes 😂
Dr. FatLlama watch hjdoogan
Am not the only hjdoogan fan
@@sneakyy7807 exactly
I stead in the streams all long has possible
Hjdoogan
That beautiful moment you discover a LazarBeam video you haven’t seen before.
I can still remember this even a chapter later
Chapter 1 Season 9 and
Chapter 3 Season 1 are still 1 chapter apart since chapter 2 was 8 seasons long
Did a challenge where I tried winning a game with last person that killed me! Tell Lazarbeam to try!
Oof no views tho
@@shayoconnor2406 Ya just posted hoping people will check it out and other youtubers try it out
KingLTgaming say that to spotty
You have 69 subs and this comment has 69 likes... Illuminati confirmed
Spotty nope
Lannon:Who ya gonna call when you need to break a new season
Me: MUSELK
The great thing bout lazarbeam videos is u don’t have to sit thru the ads haha
lazarbeam breaks season 9
epic devs: ah shit here we go again
2018: Bring Double Pump
2019:bring back pump
2020:bring back shotguns
2021:bring back buildings
2022:bring back guns
2059:bring back fortnite
Like if u agree
Teddy Bear 2059? More like 20 months from now
Yep
Climate change would of come into full affect by 2030 and we will be dead so 2059 will be empty
@@Jpenno wait rlly?
@@itswillymydude2944 no because humans are starting to turn the right way, and we will stop the hastening we are making. It will still happen eventually, just later in time and we will be more prepared.