God, please not Italy or Austria.

South tyroleans are italians or austrians? The dilemma still goes on.
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[@someperson8417]

Cool

[@777mew]

congrats!!

[@First-to-last]

Wow, I just got here and Its already at a million, guess ill be part of the 2 million crowd

[@omar-vs8zy]

Your welcome

[@thawkade]

how did i get here

[@yusufwijaya5195]

“God please not India or China .”
“Sir where am I?”
"N e p a l"

[@rajeshbedi]

Same goes for India

[@themurderer8697]

More like Bangladesh

[@littledragon5723]

Hahhaa

[@ishanbajpai6940]

I think this will work more as some Southeast Asian countries.

[@Manoatevarua]

@@themurderer8697
Uh no…
Bangladesh is morel like
"Not India or Pakistan"

[@GCorey]

"God please not Austria or Hungary"
"Sir where am I?"
*"Austria-Hungary"*

[@legitimate_rice]

BAHHAHAHAHAH

[@Adam_GamesHD]

Er

[@funnycrab5684]

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

[@hunorfarkas6531]

@@funnycrab5684 Bruh this comment was actually so well timed it made me uncringe from op's comment

[@catleykataja343]

That joke shouldn't have made me laugh but it did

[@ABW941]

"God, please no Asian parents."
"Doctor where am I ?"
"Why are you not a Doctor yet?"

[@akritasdigenis4831]

Most Asians are failures so this comment doesn't really make sense

[@TplPiano]

Lmfao

[@Hoboken90]

loved this one🤣, I swear I instally changed my internal voice into a naggin chinese mother cutting some chickenss head

[@ItsVedPlayzYT]

Only 3 comments and 607 likes? Lemme fix that rq

[@RadicalAntifa]

​@@Hoboken90lmao why would you even comment that, fuckin weirdo...

[@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034]

"God, please not Greece or Turkey"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"C Y P R U S"

[@user-kc6ez2xo2k]

Which one

[@Mike_2135]

@@user-kc6ez2xo2kNorth Cyprus ig

[@KaiokenRush]

@@user-kc6ez2xo2kwest

[@JustAHuman1757]

I have a friend who's from Cyprus. When he was a baby, he would burst into tears whenever somebody would utter his country name

[@KaiokenRush]

@@user-kc6ez2xo2k east

[@derii08]

“God, please not America or Spain”
“Sir where am i?”
“P U E R T O R I C O”

[@alejandrosantana5693]

Infeliz 😂!

[@juanvelazquez3659]

Al menos no es Venezuela o El Salvador

[@ellieg5441]

*cries in cacos everywhere*

[@xX_Knives_Xx]

al fin tenemos recognicion

[@darzakhand19]

Dios no ...

[@Thatgoddamnboy]

“God ,please not the Virgin Islands”
“Sir,where am i?”
“C H A D”

[@how-musty]

Who doesn't want to be in Chad?

[@keekonan]

Man, what a Chad. You can never be a true Chad unless you were born in Chad.

[@gannielukks1811]

My name is Chad and I live in Chad, I'm a Chaddus Rex Severvs

[@atharvarana8455]

9900 Iq plays

[@LookingGlass69]

@@how-musty I'd guess Chadians because Chad is in the middle of the Sahara desert.

[@LucasMiller67]

"God please not France, Germany or Italy"
"Doctor, where am I"?
🇨🇭 S W I T Z E R L A N D 🇨🇭

[@hannemanisunderrated5610]

tbh I’d rather be born in Switzerland than the three others

[@eliasmakin8810]

so sad to be born in the richest country of the world! be careful what you wish for

[@shawtysixth2424]

-God, please not china or east russia
-Doctor, where am i?
-Thank Lord Kim for this beautiful child

[@robertstetcu1143]

"God, please not Nazi Germany or USSR"
"Doctor, where am I"
"Poland"

[@daizenmarcurio]

OHHH NAWWWWW🤣🤣🤣

[@notkeyshawn]

best one i have seen

[@zico81]

Lmaooo

[@diogoesteves3826]

Ahah underrated comment😂

[@wildanhijaz443]

*chuckles i'm in danger

[@sternocleidomastoid.]

"God please not Asia or Europe"
"Doctor where am l?"
"TURKEY"

[@sumenetamusic8445]

Türkiye ikiside

[@disgusting2208]

@@sumenetamusic8445 middle east diye geciyo genelde

[@TheOne-vf1nt]

97% Asia 3% Europa .... go figure!

[@kullanc190]

Bxbnsmskd

[@pare1907]

@@TheOne-vf1nt europe need Turkey

[@ThebarestGuy]

"God please not the Netherlands OR France😭"
"Doctor where am I?"
*"B e l g i u m"*

[@kirarakurokawa8747]

middle east*

[@nghtbot340]

"God, please not Italy."
"Doctor, where am I?"
"St. Pietro, Pope will baptise you himself."

[@ivanopalify]

"God, please not Croatia or Serbia"
"Doctor, where am I?"
*"L I B E R L A N D"*

[@alenmakyan8337]

"God,please,not Georgia or Azerbaijan."
-Doctor,where am I?
"Բարի գալուստ Հայաստան,իմ ընկեր"

[@minimasicurezza676]

ՀԱՀԱՀԱՀԱՀԱՀԱՀԱ 🤣🤣

[@whitetuber4531]

Önceler dostken neden şimdi düşmanız?

[@Alex_Gordon]

ARMENIA!

[@akbulutarda472]

@@whitetuber4531 isyan ettiler

[@MKA-nd3ko]

"God, please not India or Pakistan"
"Hello doctor. Where am I?"
"K A S H M I R"

[@errordeleted69]

"God, please not Iran or Uzbekistan"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"WELCOME TO TAJIKISTAN!"

[@ZackShark1]

I love Tayikistan

[@cropultura]

As a northern italian, i can laugh at this meme legally

[@nicolabosoni566]

Un bro del Nord ❤

[@nickgeva8225]

cemut stastu!

[@jevthompson9044]

Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception.!

[@jevthompson9044]

Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!.

[@jevthompson9044]

JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!

[@hitagi531]

"God, please not, Croatia, Italy, Hungary or Austria."
"Doctor, where am I?"
' S L O V E N I A '

[@cooldudenike1788]

“God please not England.”
“Sir where am I?”
“U N I T E D S T A T E S”

[@CoffeeSnep]

Honestly I'm so glad I live in the US and not England. Germany I could do, but not England...

[@probablyparker4044]

@@CoffeeSnep as a fellow American, just curious, why couldn’t you do England?

[@CoffeeSnep]

@@probablyparker4044 the more I've learned about the country, the more I've realized it's far too strict for it's own good. If it were any worse, you'd need a license for breathing. There's even more bureaucracy than in the States, and there isn't another state to move to if you don't like the laws of one. Also, their views on weapons and crime is horribly backwards. Even extremely basic tools like kitchen knives sometime have to be registered, as if that will prevent violence. Even still, their _illegal_ gun trade is alive and well. People who defend themselves are often persecuted for it, even if they don't use weapons. Self defence in general can be considered to be a crime, and anything that helps to defend one's self (like martial arts) is frowned upon.
I got this info mostly from having quite a few friends who live in the UK or have at one point.
Edit: I know that self defense is legal in the UK. But what is written as law and what actually happens in individual court cases can be very different sometimes. Some times a case that is clearly justified self defence is ruled as unjustified murder. This sort of mistake happens more often in places with tighter law on this stuff. For instance, some lawyers have successfully argued that a gun is more dangerous than a knife and so shooting someone who is attacking you with a knife is not "equitable force" and is thus murder. These sorts of subtle, case by case attacks on the right to defend oneself can happen anywhere. But in places with stricter laws and support for those laws, it happens far more often and far more grievously. In the UK, people have been found guilty of murder for stabbing an armed man who broke into their house at night. Same here, but less often. Especially if you go to someplace like Texas. There you have the actual right to kill anyone who seriously threatens your life. It should be that way anyway, but it doesn't always end up that way in court.
As for the martial arts, this is once again something that can happen anywhere but happens more in stricter areas. Someone who is trained in martial arts will be treated more harshly in a self defence case as a rule. "Why didn't you just choke him out or subdue him?" Well, your honor, I train Taekwondo (has no grappling). Unfortunately those in court don't understand that A) not every martial artist trains in disarming and carefully subduing armed men and B) it isn't always an option. I do martial arts myself, I often times can't choose which grapple I'm doing. They might hit their head going down. If someone comes at me with a knife I might kick them in the neck instead of the chin and accidentally kill them. The law has much less patience for martial artists because they believe that they could have solved the issue without hurting anyone in the first place.

[@kaito9907]

@@CoffeeSnep yeah and I'd take freedom over security any day

[@CoffeeSnep]

@@kaito9907 absolutely. We might not have 100% absolute freedom, but I don't think there are any countries that do. Some people say Canada is more free, but you can get fined to the point of being jailed if you _offend_ someone. Sounds pretty damned un-free to me.
Edit: to those who don't believe this one that's fine. This info came from my friend Cory who is a journalist who focuses on criminal justice. He has dual citizenship but spends most of his time in Canada. Regardless of how its written in law, he's seen people get fined for this stuff. Call it hate crime if you will, but some of the cases were obviously not about the person's race, gender, sexual orientation, etc.
Another edit: according to a passing mention by the Hood Nature CZcams channel (weird source I know but I was watching it) someone in Wales got arrested for calling a cop a "sheep stuffer." So there. There's an example that I can cite.

[@yashpandya1367]

"god, please not india or pakistan."
"sir, where am i?"
.
"B A N G L A D E S H"

[@lessssssgooooo]

das tuff

[@hellraiser3448]

😂😂😂😂

[@the0dd1out_on_yt]

ভালো বলেছো, ভাই! 😁

[@dyzorted]

Well there's not much wrong with Bangladesh it's just the money

[@what._.2285]

Should've been kashmir instead of Bangladesh

[@BHARATIYA_TIGER]

"Oh god please not China or India"
"Doctor where am i?"
"Singapore"

[@TheWaffleMan69]

"God, Please not somewhere in war"
"Hello doc, where am I?"
"You are in Israel, 6th october!"

[@MizantropMan]

"God, please, not Poland or Russia."
"Where am I?"
"Belarus."

[@Bruh-zn2yn]

Im slow for some reason i thought Prussia 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@BigMelvinHarrisSmoke]

Ukraine

[@reaperluke3518]

*B E L A S U S*

[@Amberissilly]

God,please not Argentina or Paraguay. Hello mom ,where am I ?¿! B A R Z I L. Brazil song started playing

[@kittycatdays8719]

Actually Belarus isnt too bad. A lot better than CR or Russia or Poland, afaik. (Never been to CR or Poland)

[@KingJ0804]

"god, please somewhere that always appears on world maps"
"doctor, where am i?"
"N E W Z E A L A N D"

[@maverbantog9536]

"God, not Russia or Ukraine"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"B e l a r u s"

[@natashahaley8058]

“God, please not France, Germany or the Netherlands”
“Doctor, where am I?”
*“B E L G I U M”*

[@bayroncastillo7653]

Hahahahh

[@xeraphyx7903]

luxembourg

[@Pascal_Mueller]

It's funny because Belgium has a french and a dutch population and a small population of Germans

[@truosh4278]

@@Pascal_Mueller That's the joke i think

[@franhaezebrouck6075]

LITERALLY

[@matteogaspari9931]

“God, please not Italy or France”
“Where am I”
MONACO

[@ganapathysooraj48]

A good place to live in ig

[@RageTeam2014]

fontvieillezoo représente

[@crispinotechgaming]

Mentòn

[@vados8500]

@G4SP4R1 or simply Corsica (lot of people talking in italian on that island even if it's French...)

[@alexanderblueberry6277]

I'd love to live in Monaco

[@brancazo]

"God, please not North Africa"
"Doctor, where I am?"
"Marseille, France mon reuf 🥙"

[@radkobachvaroff]

Diabolical

[@gabrielboi3465]

Beautiful

[@cemdonmez9988]

"God, please not turkey or greece"
"Hello doctor, where am i?"
"C Y P R U S"

[@set-afro0689]

"God, please not England or
France"
"Hello, doctor... where am I?"
"CANADA"

[@name49317]

Lol 😂 🤣

[@name49317]

Canada is basically England and France merged together

[@im_a_tortoise9299]

"God, please not France or Canada"
"Hello doctor, where am I?"
Vous êtes au Québec

[@name49317]

@@priest7313 geez I know

[@BlockOrDeleteMeansIOwnYou]

@@priest7313 cringe
R/wosh get it guys I just woosged you get roasted XDD
Like bro they get the joke and whooshing is just cringe

[@itranslatestuff6507]

I love these videos honestly

[@davidmccarroll2280]

"God please not china or mongolia"
"Doctor where am i"
"Inner Mongolia"

[@thalescarl1589]

"God, please not Brazil or Argentina"
"Sir, where am I?"
" URUGUAY"

[@P1ay3r7]

*cries in argentinian*

[@matteofagundes546]

U r gay

[@dabo8249]

U r gay

[@electroshock1021]

@@P1ay3r7 Levantate, mi compatriota. Nosotros tenemos mate y dulce de leche

[@ignaz-one7430]

@@electroshock1021 Y sin la economia inestable, solo veo ventajas ahi

[@sekigoat]

"God, please not Iraq"
"Doctor where am I?"
"Allawyy turn on the electricity generator!!"

[@neilcicieregamybel0ved]

"god, please i dont want to live in france or germany"
"doctor, where am i?"
" *alsace* "

[@mightypotato2549]

“God, please not India or China”
Dr,where am I?
“TIBET”

[@worldoftawsif4556]

Tibet is part of china 😂😂

[@karmaw7]

@@worldoftawsif4556 it was a independent country

[@malvinolimit]

@@worldoftawsif4556 a country that China try to steal (same with Taiwan).

[@__-ne1xc]

indochina

[@worldoftawsif4556]

@@karmaw7 Sikkim was also independent country 🤔

[@roguewarrior6463]

“Please not Morrowind or Cyrodiil”
“Sir, where am I?”
“Hey, you, you’re finally awake.”

[@sekkinnedim]

underrated

[@nyoman_sw10]

@@sekkinnedim hi

[@Ruka7734]

You made my day

[@appolodorus2673]

You n'wah!!!!!

[@madcrasy6841]

Hahaha

[@zhekuegingy]

“God, please not India or China”
“Sir, where am I?”
“N E P A L 🇳🇵”

[@RAGING_BONER]

“Please don’t be France or Germany”
“Sir, where am I?”
“Welkommen to Luxembourg”

[@Spidey0009]

"God, please, not India or Pakistan"
"Doctor, where am i?"
K A S H M I R

[@lockaltube]

"God, please not Russia"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"Суд приговаривает вас к 25 годам лишения свободы по обвинению в госизмене. В ближайшее время вы будете этапированы по месту отбытия наказания"

[@Ne-vc5pm]

Доктор донос сделал, бывает

[@ivann129]

BELARUUUUUUUUUUUUS

[@tounsi-mba3270]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[@user-gl3is5lf2r]

ХВХВХВХВ💔💔💔

[@AndrewKozley]

Советскому народу нужен уголь. А ты выглядишь как раз как тот, кто нам нужен.
Галина, оформляй человечка.

[@luigiventuri7966]

For the ones who didn't understand the joke: sudtirol is a region of Italy that was owned by Austrians before ww1. So basically in sudtirol there are a lot of Austrians but is Italy

[@armygirlbts8091]

Thanks for explaining that joke 😂😂

[@sal_vulcano_maybe6873]

Austria is truly the Dark souls of Italy

[@srijitadalbera7503]

Thanks 😅

[@oksowhat]

May the sprit of memers bless u

[@TheDorianTube]

Che cazz? Manco lo sapevo lolllol

[@EEUU420]

" god, please not Italy, and especially not Rome"
" Doc, where am i?"
" V A T I C A N C I T Y"

[@alfredrobinson9238]

"god, please not america or russia"
"doctor where am i"
"alaska"

[@mainmeasurement4388]

Alaska is America.
Alaska is the largest and northern state of the USA. What nonsense? What's the catch?

[@TeutonicOrderState]

Basically russia had alaska before they selled them to the usa​@@mainmeasurement4388

[@indrajithn1724]

Alaska was part of Russia

[@noobpwner30]

“God please not England or Texas.”
“Doctor where am I?”
Doctor: A U S T R A L I A

[@friedhelmwinter1237]

australia is nothing like texas

[@allergictohumansnotanimals5671]

Why England and Texas 🗿

[@lepeselo8949]

@@allergictohumansnotanimals5671 english and HEAT

[@user-fd1gn1qg3k]

@@lepeselo8949 smart

[@JLchevz]

lol

[@amabarbigrl]

"Please God, not Italy"
"Doctor where am I?"
SAN MARINO

[@aogami2666]

Città del Vaticano

[@nikozz6877]

Er vaticano

[@helloworld0827]

ú Vaticano

[@Soap.--]

U literally can't be born in vatican. There's no hospital

[@hypothermiaaa]

@@Soap.-- who says people have to be born in a hospital

[@thepetekidyt]

"god, please be germany"
"Where am i?"
"Austria! Better start painting!"

[@theclaudeqc3rdone290]

💀

[@Sethical]

"God please, recognized country"
"Doc where am I?"
"SEALAND"

[@jp2cool4u4]

A curse of being Mr.Boneless

[@ireallyhatehandles]

Bone in or out?

[@tanizhara]

*laughs in hetalian*

[@firetastesgood]

is the place made up of SEA or LAND lol

[@somerandomguyintheattic3477]

lol the sea must have bones in it

[@brickrudy3828]

"God, please not Russia or Ukraine"
"Sir, where am I?"
*Donetsk People's Republic*

[@logovoraznoynikov954]

Republic of Crimea be like: 🗿✌

[@texan_nerd8168]

@Claudman to be honest that makes just as much sense

[@hel2727]

I don't even know if you realise how controversial and dangerous your comment is

[@Archie_MORI]

@@hel2727 is this place somewhere dangerous or something?

[@peterlustig6888]

@@Archie_MORI It's the ucrainian land which was annected by russia

[@labbit3574]

“God, please not somewhere with a fuck ton of spiders I hate spiders”
“Sir, where am I?”
“G’DAY MATE YE NOW IN AUSTRALIA”

[@chanhkhiemtran9010]

Tbf, I would enjoy being in Australia,just not in the place that has a lot of spiders,cuz I Ungodly hate them

[@labbit3574]

@@chanhkhiemtran9010 *unfortunately, everywhere has spiders in the land of the Aussies*

[@chanhkhiemtran9010]

@@labbit3574 Nahhhhhhh,I'm out now☠️☠️💀💀

[@jevthompson9044]

Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception.!.!

[@jevthompson9044]

Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!

[@elielielielielieli921]

"God please not Spain or France"
"Doctor, where am I?"
*A N D O R R A*

[@dwightschrute4506]

“God, please not Canada or France”
“Doctor, where am I?”
“Q U E B E C”

[@Ardoy9761]

Worst of both worlds.

[@Bobonmyprimejr]

Good o'l QUEERBEC

[@Human_traain]

In Canada they speak french

[@Ardoy9761]

@@Human_traain exactly

[@obamabinladin1134]

@@Human_traain and Quebec is in Canada

[@sebbyyy8980]

"God, please not Russia or Ukraine"
"Sir where am I?"
"Donetsk people's republic"

[@mii_dan]

bombicheskaya shutka

[@bachelorette1524]

я думаю, большинство младенцев в утробе не хочет в пост СССР

[@anyapushkarska790]

Ну лучше уже не будет

[@user-qd2xy1oo5d]

Crimea*

[@user-eo2wh3nd5w]

Хахахазахахахахазаха РАЗРЫВНАЯ

[@markerous_animations]

“God, please not USA or New Zealand”
“Doc, where am I”
H A W A I I

[@kevin_brok]

"god please not indonesia or malaysia"
"doctor where i am?"
"T I M O R L E S T E"

[@rivia_jr1]

“God, please not China or Britain.”
“Doctor, where am I?”
*“Hong Kong”*

[@euromaps.]

@@MichaeIBro 1

[@bannado5696]

@@MichaeIBro 0

[@sophialm_]

@@MichaeIBro 10

[@MichaeIBro]

@@sophialm_ could you explain y you gave me that rating tnx

[@1nky197]

I see what you did.

[@stoastla9751]

"God please not Switzerland or Austria"
"Doc where am I"
"LIECHTENSTEIN"

[@4kultrahdr178]

bro i'm dying

[@TOAdventures]

@Botswana Country Human This comment has been edited and turned into videos plenty of times, it was never originally someone’s.
Get over it, we all stole it from someone.

[@lienomzekon4763]

"I am the yeast of thoughts and mind"

[@prakharjain9801]

Hag

[@lafudge2929]

I am going to be Switzerland

[@streuselig2130]

one of my favourite videos ever

[@sekka4480]

"God, please not russia or china"
"sir, where am I?"
*N O R T H K O R E A*

[@whiteglass5469]

Mongolia ??

[@deafsear7548]

North korea the best korea

[@reddestcherry]

@@deafsear7548 where an opinion on who's in power could get you tortured and imprisoned 🌈🌈🌈

[@LeoMkII]

@@deafsear7548 the only korea!

[@HannahAii]

Oh shiiii

[@RATED-T]

"god, please not America or China"
"doctor, where am I?"
"blop bloop pleeb 👽👽👽👽🐱"

[@callyral]

"God, please not Italy or Austria"
...
"Doctor, where am I?"
"in the hospital also why am i talking to a newborn baby"

[@THBallReal]

"God please not Malaysia or Indonesia"
"Sir where I'm I?"
"B R U N E I"

[@cakwan01]

Living in Brunei is relatively better that both Indonesia or Malaysia though...

[@uyfhkgc4468]

Filipinos: *reliefs* another one that isn't Filipino, thank God!

[@alezacrespublik6655]

@@uyfhkgc4468 "Nawa bathala hindi sa Pilipinas o Malaysia ako ipanganak"
**SABAH**

[@hextrayer6742]

as a malaysian this is accurate

[@Suckmabalzz]

@@cakwan01 lmao what kind of bullshit are you saying man, they dont even have proper roads there

[@dishonourable_junkie690]

"God, please not Germany or Belgium"
"Sir, where am I?"
*N E T H E R L A N D S*

[@stuntkabouters]

As a Dutchman i can confirm that you are right.

[@3rdworldcountrygod168]

@Imp Sadir If it wasnt already bad before,the amount of turkish and morrocan immigrants made it worse.

[@alibozkuer5022]

I fucking wish

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@stuntkabouters What about the WEEEd tho?

[@astrogames8645]

Belgium is pretty ok, we are doing fine and most of us aren't idiots

[@MarqueeliusThe_III]

Baby speaks better English than most people I know.

[@mewotina]

"god, please not france."
"doctor, where am i?"
-"bonjour."

[@Caja_4444]

"God, please not Spain or Peru"
"Where am I?"
"¡Bienvenido a Bolivia!"

[@eggardman]

As an Italian who's in vacation in Austria, I approve

[@jevthompson9044]

JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!

[@omegalul6561]

"God, please not Russia or Romania."
"Sir, where am I?"
*_Moldova_*

[@yoshikagekira6217]

UNDERRATED

[@foreverblink2601]

As a Romanian, I can confirm this is true

[@ModelFossilist]

Transnistria

[@Nutty151]

Isn't Moldova like the poorest country in Europe?

[@libitinasboreed]

@@Nutty151 kinda

[@LushSSB]

“God, please not land or sea”
“Sir what am I?”
*”S A N D”*

[@stickywood7597]

This comment section is amazing.

[@kyvilfongkot6372]

Anakin: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@setsers1]

XD

[@setsers1]

@@kyvilfongkot6372 lolz

[@thediaxd3747]

Lea

[@The_Entertainer-]

A child literally started crying out loud as I was watching this

[@murmur1721]

"God, please not Venice or the north"
"Doctor where am I?"
"St. Petersburg"

[@beatriceolderog6994]

"God, please not America or France"
"sir, where am I?"
"CANADA"

[@brosefbrostar4824]

Man's in Quebec

[@hanssome4440]

Well that not to bad...
Did it?

[@trees497]

Nice

[@TheCimbrianBull]

Tabernak!

[@biggmackthewackslack6654]

*Quebec

[@cloud5074]

God Bless Everyone Amen ✝️🙏❤️

[@KatarinaPlayz]

"god please not Italy or Austria"
"Doctor where am I?"
"WELCOME TO NORTH KOREA 🤗"

[@istiyakshaikh6471]

"God, please not India or Pakistan"
"Hello Doctor Where am I?"
"KASHMIR"

[@ddrewy5118]

"God, please not Britain or Germany"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"NO MAN'S LAND, MOVE IT SOLDIER"

[@annoymouse890]

Underrated.

[@maximilianlee5769]

*BELGIUM

[@DorkAlot]

@@annoymouse890 lol right

[@LordInvicta]

Hanover

[@Jimmy_Jones]

Best one so far

[@baileyi594]

“God please not Iran or Pakistan”
“sir, where am I?”
“AFGANISTAN”

[@spacechimp3199]

*gets blown up right after being born by an IED*

[@isnortCGproducts]

Iran is pretty safe tho

[@hiatusmode989]

Not afghan😭😭🤣

[@brownegg9564]

this reminds me of when tommyinit said afganistan excitedly

[@ronjayrose9706]

Where the fun never ends
**Shooting and bombing sounds in the background**

[@FRANKbyRASTA-ef4tt]

"God please not Moldova or Ukraine"
"Doctor where i am?"
PRIDNESTROVIE

[@OXiG96]

underrated

[@BlackWolf_2010]

BAHAHAHAH UNDERRATED

[@V0ID_beats]

"god, please a democratic country"
"sir, where am i?"
"DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA"

[@palashverma3470]

*dEmOcRaTiC*

[@1blackice1]

I’m told It is the best Korea.

[@JonatasAdoM]

Hey, you can visit The People's Republic of China and even be sent back for free!

[@19chrisale87]

Jajaja sidarisa

[@akmalsaifani9865]

Kim Jong un wan't send a nuclear brother.

[@MuichiroTokito-su4iq]

God, please a recognized country.
Docter where am i?
*S E A L A N D*

[@yuvrajgoyal3189]

"God, please not Bengali or Muslim"
"Doctor, where I'm?"
"Omar sonar bangla"

[@joselitolara4642]

"God, please not Russia or Germany."
"Sir, where am I?"
"P O L A N D"

[@prestonangel448]

Oh no

[@anielad8721]

Never been more offended by something i 100% agree with

[@euclidtheorem4817]

@@anielad8721 agree

[@Gremlinke96]

@Bekhzod Musaev czcams.com/video/a-BgREkkjcg/video.html

[@Star-hq1zs]

Przejebane

[@versthappening603]

"God, please not Spain or Indonesia..."
"Sir, where am I?"
*"T H E P H I L I P P I N E S"*

[@helenmendez8740]

Lol

[@rogue9618]

da pilipins

[@waffelo4681]

A bit of both country

[@Lavenderthecat]

Wow may alam sa mga pilipino din

[@jmmarcaida5224]

NOOOOO

[@nichts-8yearsago]

That's funny - considering that I am in Südtirol right now...
Hiked around the dolomites and it was so beautiful. We were really lucky regarding today's weather, too phew
Greetings from an Austrian xD

[@user-cy1iq8ux6f]

Lol

[@law-J1407b]

"Oh wait Italy and Austria remind me of something" ~ 👴🏻

[@davidgross8642]

Omg. Ich sono in Südtirol nato und wollte scrivere: "I`m actually living in austrian Italy" XD

[@giyutomioka8756]

"-Hey doctor, where i from
North Korea"

[@Mina_Ch]

"God, please not China or Taiwan."
"Sir, where am I?"
"HONG KONG"

[@averagegameenjoyer4156]

i mean hongkong and taiwan are pretty good not china tho unless you want some credit points

[@yuri_liker]

@@averagegameenjoyer4156 chinas not that bad actually, it’s really nice but it’s just the government that’s incredibly shitty

[@kushio214]

@@yuri_liker It's not. Source: am asian

[@w_ldan]

"The floor is made of floor"

[@Michael-bv9go]

@@kushio214 China is messed up. There are death camps for Muslim people what do you mean. The government censors everything and kills/jails people who have a problem with it, it’s just bigger North Korea.

[@IzzyKawaiichi]

"God, please not England or Texas."
"Doctor, where am I?"
"Australia."

[@doraexplorer6643]

LMAO

[@quinnfischer6529]

thats the best one here

[@pedrosabino8751]

Wow, make sense 🤔

[@ihatemice_elf]

lol I'm from Australia

[@spindash64]

“Aw blimey”

[@TinkininTaragi]

"God please not human
"W O R L D"

[@Quotenwagnerianer]

I saw this coming a mile away. Still laughed like an idiot.

[@justdont2378]

"God please not Spain, USA, Indonesia or any Pacific Island"
"Sir where am I?"
*"P H I L I P P I N E S"*

[@FrancescoGiorginiFilms]

This is underrated

[@gluckskeksstern2332]

welcome to the rice field

[@grassfur1950]

Pota yan

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

@@gluckskeksstern2332
No! Build Condominiums on them.

[@MrYeh]

Noice

[@A-ThingThatExists]

"god,please not netherlands or france"
"Doctor,where am i?"
"B e l g i u m"
Edit: Profit, please don't get offended its just a joke!
Edit 2: im stupidly immature

[@noggu2415]

based

[@Saltygunar]

as a belgian i have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with

[@Desi-et2wk]

@@Saltygunar als een Nederlander vind ik dit erg grappig

[@justsomejusstsome8994]

@@Desi-et2wk Jaha tuurlijk gaat niet ten koste van ons namelijk!

[@Desi-et2wk]

@@justsomejusstsome8994 ik kreeg net te horen dat mijn crush niet open staat voor daten. En nu ben ik sad. Ik heb geen idee waarom ik dat tegen jullie zeg

[@AustriaThing]

"god, please not serbia or albania"
"doctor, where am i?"
*"K O S O V O"*

[@svetozarboroevicvonbojna4702]

God please Not Albania or Croatia
Where am I
Bosnia

[@Fat-Kreek-Fan]

“God,please be an area with all black people”
“Hello doc,where am I?
I S L E O F W I G H T

[@gigahalalchad8439]

The meme is getting more and more popular ngl

[@temavero2124]

This has 2700 views but deserve more

[@varun9346]

What does this mean means? Can anyone explain this??

[@im4313]

Si

[@TheSbaJunior]

@@varun9346 Sudtirol is an Italian region but it's on the border with Austria, meaning 99% of the population is Austrian

[@bongo2031]

Yes

[@abinjose6071]

“God, please not Southeast Asia or Africa”
“Sir, where am I?”
"HOLY FUCK THE BABY TALKED"

[@CirnoIceFairy]

lol nice

[@INFIYNITE]

Finally. Something original.

[@m7ray]

@@INFIYNITE Not original. Stolen comment again.

[@hongtriphan7507]

@@m7ray youre boring

[@user-vt2qy4xi6u]

Lemme guess. Madagascar?

[@adarshshetty85]

"God please, not Iraq or Syria"
"Doctor, where am i?"
" ISRAEL 🇮🇱 "