too advanced crab game movement tutorial

(joke video, nothing is real)
after lots of people asking on how i did the tricks in the last video!, i felt like i should make a tutorial explaining how to do them...

[@skylet6085]

i approve of the tech names

[@Reaganhussy]

BEST TECHS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@toomerboomer2772]

Thanks bro this really helped, they seemed ridiculous at first but i managed to get the hang of them

[@xqplz]

For all yall that cant read descriptions its a joke video...

[@axiswtf]

somebody stop him

[@afganli]

what the helllll!!!!!