Vtuber tries Doing a Real Job

I will be Live TONIGHT at: / kwite
today, i, a vtuber tried doing a real job by playing super market simulator
stream my new song "webcore!": lnk.to/webcore
edited by flinders: / flindersbruh
thumbnail by ariwa: / awiwannii
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Twitter: / kwite
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[@TheGodOfKults]

Two minutes in and he's already going the Rockefeller route

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@ButterscotchlovinOllie]

@@p-__when is corndogs gone rouge coming out?

[@rozhsoh-muh]

im not american and i only barely know about Rockefeller from the monument mythos. this comment is really puzzling to me bc of this 😭

[@x_d3dkitti3_x]

​@@p-__ cool, in denial, we're the cool regulators smoking cigaro cigaro cigar

[@Child69]

@@rozhsoh-muhI think they meant like with the making everything cheap? Idk, I’m American and I have no idea who Rockefeller is

[@swooshthefoxanimates7786]

Jobs suck dude, today I literally got yelled at by a random ass woman for no reason😭

[@Zib851]

L

[@azure2066]

Flashback to the lady who yelled at me because I wouldn’t return underwear

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@cat_memes7447]

Oh damn! :(

[@Zib851]

Sorry that I yelled at you

[@Sullyver]

6:00 AS A CASHIER IRL I GET SO MANY PEOPLE THAT DO THIS, its super common in the mornings when i dont have enough change to give them back. they get mad at me for it, like, i cant control how much change im given man

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@chaeliebrown2113]

SAME DUDE

[@hybridgryph6931]

NO FR...
People will come in early in the day and look at me like "can i pay with a $100?" and ive only had a few cash sales so i CANNOT give them change for a $100 like... please please please normalize carrying more $20s over $100

[@__-be1gk]

You guys get to just say you can't do something instead of having to go into the safe to wait 3 minutes for 3 20s, give that person all the change in your register so you have to completely restock it, instead of doing whatever other work you have?

[@Sullyver]

@@__-be1gk It's more of, people like to pay a small total with 100's to break their money. Buying a 3$ item and paying with 100$ is... not ideal, because it'll end up being broken into like 1 10$ bill and 17 5$ bills plus the 2 1's when it's more ideal to change it somewhere else or pay with a 5 or 3 1's. We can't just go to the safe (or the audit booth in my store's case, which is constantly packed because money orders are done there as well) and break for more change, it's kind of a process honestly. I'd explain more but my comment is getting kinda long, I was just relating to Kwite being annoyed on that timestamp.

[@User.namenotfound]

its funny how this is the only vtuber i will ever watch

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@CannibalisticChihuahua]

Honestly same

[@faedragonlucy]

Kwite is the only VTuber I actively watch. I'm a fan of Takahata101 since he's part of Teamfourstar, and I always watch clips of BuffPup, Ironmouse, Chibidoki, and Snuffy when I see them, but I never actively engage with any of their content.

[@craftomonapprovesdismessage]

True!

[@MochizukiRyouji]

Same, but I only watch JP VTubers mainly, obviously, Kwite is the exception in this scenario.

[@soaringspirits2267]

It is so weird seeing the comments and likes pop in, in real time.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@soaringspirits2267]

Oh God it's back

[@Technilogica2019]

content creators have either not worked a traditional job once in their lives or they have worked at least four of the single most average jobs conceivable, there is no in between (I LITERALLY PAINT WALLS)
edited for spelling

[@Mossymoss69]

Kwite looks like he would call me gay and then scurry away

[@bexbalaro5083]

Heyyy, why does he need a job when he can be a housewife with spring trap?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@purplepedantry]

Fazbear Entertainment has hit hard times and Springtrap can't be the only breadwinner under these circumstances.

[@Crumpell]

@@purplepedantry especially after all the children's incidences like jeez

[@Quizzicalsystem]

2:11 okay but you actually just explained exactly what is happening in Ontario right now.
To a T.
We're legit in a crisis

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@doctorpobrezahd3625]

​@@p-__you're farting, people in Ontario are in a crisis and you're farting.

[@theceoofsayingno7825]

haha you’re canadian

[@stupidityinaglass]

Finally Kwite got a job

[@Zib851]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.274shut up

[@Zib851]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.274shut up

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Zib851]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.274shut up

[@Zib851]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.274shut up

[@mars_mallow09]

Nothing like watching kwite while doing drag makeup

[@ITriedLol]

WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH A KWITE UPLOAD

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@actuallycartson]

​@@p-__ If you dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is that hole

[@ITriedLol]

@@actuallycartson I think it’s uh- well I think it’s a carrot

[@AlienSplatoon]

The green bean man gets a job!

[@user-cd7eh2wn7h]

man I love sliced bread

[@felixisfruity]

i also

[@zombiistars]

i also

[@purplepedantry]

The best thing since Betty White!

[@evelynf664]

This stream was chill asf

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@UntoppableTopHat]

I know you don't tend to do series but I'd personally love to see just how far YOU can go ;)

[@Aurora-kt1co]

This was actually very entertaining, I'd love to see it become a series

[@shahproductionsuser2965]

I always see your videos, like, 2 years after the fact so it's jarring to watch one within 24 hours of posting

[@caprikosero]

Kwite left his bedroom to work? I dont believe it!

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@evelynf664]

People who cant go to weebcon---->

[@FunnyOvenMan]

Real

[@michellecurfiss461]

Yeah right

[@Zib851]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.274shut up

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Zib851]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.274shut up

[@Zib851]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.274shut up

[@Citrus6418]

Watched this live and it was really fun and chill :)

[@AeroBuni]

1 view in 8 seconds, tragic how drugs and alcohol can ruin people's lives

[@brosbeforehoes42069]

Only person to spice up the joke and get a top comment

[@mothmads]

the welcome to the nhk clip in the intro jumpscared me get sato out of my face

[@Sloppnheimer]

7:29 those people have devoted their life to the dougdoug keto diet

[@gerinko7874]

It’s another good one, Kwite.

[@Doc_Malior]

HD Kwite gives me the same feeling as a liminal space.

[@Bumblebee2361]

It never clicked for me that this man's a Vtuber

[@skipsstars7777]

1:55 The Big 3 Canadian Grocery stores 👀👀👀

[@Myder_Dragon]

Next step is hiring someone, paying them shit, then playing golf for the rest of the day.

[@andreinaf]

Smooth kwite scares me

[@depressedtoaster887]

thought this was gonna be job simulator at first, should play that ngl

[@M3krugf8]

Missing this stream was the biggest mistake of my life😔

[@CannibalisticPigeon]

Oh boy, lets see how this will go

[@anibeth2868]

I’m not lying, how did notification not be on?? I had it on. This wild I thought it was a miyth

[@Raccnnibal]

I need a part 2

[@deimos4109]

for this being 7 minutes old i can tell its good

[@deimos4109]

update an hour

[@Mustard__Ketchup]

Unrealistic roleplay. Did not properly convey the feeling of emptiness when working a retail job. 1/10.

[@izeldemsey2140]

For once I discovered a Kwite video before I have to feed my pets and take a 5 hour shit

[@AZTECKTHEBIGBOSS]

As the saying goes " I like a party that never ends! A party that never ends! And... and... Twins!" Some true words wisdom!

[@Thereisnohandletograb]

wow 2 minutes and i got here am i proud of myself?

[@Salemthechunks]

KWITE SHOULD PLAY PAPAS TACO MIA

[@user-ct5ym3cx8g]

Glade to say I was in twitch chat :3

[@The-ULMR]

11 MINUTES AGO?? LETS GO EARLIEST I HAVE BEEN TO A KWITE VID

[@M00n_2tar]

Dang, I thought this was going be job simulator

[@BlockyBro]

it do be crazy

[@lettucevideoposting]

1:40 for. reasons.

[@TheStickCollector]

At least he is actually capable of going outside and not pretending to get one, unlike most vtubers.

[@-Minty_Bat-]

How did I not notice this was posted 5 minutes ago at first 💀

[@touhoutrash2436]

You are a brave soldier for doing a job but in vr my boi!😊

[@PuurksYT]

he did not in fact do a job but in vr

[@HomeDepotDave]

Father Kwite, will you be coming to VidCon Anaheim?

[@totallynotbench]

let her cook!!!

[@LAV3ND3RR.]

YIPPPEEE

[@neuralrecord7204]

holy shit he's a vtuber now

[@RayDoyle-up1co]

edging streak

[@BasicRift]

real

[@EEe-zd2rt]

ok

[@tobyandahalf]

seeing kwite not pixelated feels wrong

[@xxtechnocatxx916]

Night of the consumers way more lore accurate

[@SeMiCoLonS1]

Kwite is a v tuber but not a bad one

[@AIYGIWGWYAIYDIWDWY]

6:20 Europeans are so cool, I wish they were real

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

I thought he was gonna play job simulator for a moment ☹️

[@UnsatisfactorialIdiot]

shoulda done job simulator vr

[@Monkey62403]

I don't like a few of the jobs I've gotten, but damn I need em bad

[@zenhanhan]

wow

[@GachaschoolWingsoffuture]

Where do I find the game?

[@aname8106]

NOWAY

[@KingRaptor918]

I thought he was gonna play Job Simulator

[@HeyImBlitz.Mp3]

I WANT A JOB 🥱

[@shoam8255]

ONE MINUTE AGO???? WHAT

[@Merlin_Ambrosius]

Neat

[@williamist]

kwite where did your pixels go?? 😢😢 i liked those

[@autizztic]

i may have eated them….oopsies

[@williamist]

@@autizztic nooooo how dare u

[@TATSYWATSY]

RATATATA

[@ss0ggyfry]

wow, kwite fans rollin in

[@BlockyBro]

did yall really shocked he is a green hoodie with no legs, it would be difficult for a hoodie that is also a a VTUBER

[@skeletonlover3214]

Cool

[@juliet_urfavpreppy]

Stoping little kids from saying first

[@Lucifer-HH-isbestdad]

What game is this?

[@Griff.NM86]

Hi, kwite

[@cardboardcommando332]

555 views in 2 minutes bro fell to rock bottom

[@IonlyPlayz]

DADDY KWITE
Right now, the video is 27 seconds old, has 1 view, 57 likes, and was uploaded at 7:56 PM on March 25th, 2024.

[@apexedgesharpening2005]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.274bro get a life touch grass

[@InAFlowState]

​@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.274 Ok

[@Charlie_McI1]

WHAT (Seems like something I would say)

[@Zib851]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.274shut up

[@IonlyPlayz]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.274 ok!

[@BepisQueen]

Unrealistic. Customers don’t actually reach out with their payment and hand it to you. If they aren’t just throwing it at you, they’ll place or hold it as close to themselves as possible and make you reach to get it

[@morbidly_grimm_555]

1:40 ....

[@ryan..zz.]

🔔

[@kingstonsanders9495]

Proud to say i was the gaylord hotel joke🫡

[@CoolLookinPea]

This is not lore accurate kwote, please write your script better

[@leolasagna9303]

😳

[@totallymakar]

aint no way yall commented before the video was out enough to finish he vid ;-;

[@autizztic]

i’m starting my job in two weeks i sure do hope this video and the comments don’t deter me :3

[@caseylyngalian2103]

Try the game gas station simulator

[@gowthertoons6795]

hello kwite 😇😇😇😇😇😇

[@Theonesthatwaits111]

Hi

[@20CPS]

If kwite responds to this I will do absolutely nothing. I just wanna know if he actually exists

[@Pandtara]

real life femboy kwite gamersupps shaker cup new 34 oz shaker cup

[@breezey816]

under 50 minutes gang.

[@hayleeramos278]

Hiiiii 😊

[@SoraFan23]

I heard that the Job Inudstry is pretty toxic and there is alot of "crunch time" hours.

[@Tobberias]

I can’t lie, this game looks like roblox

[@bigredtomato2494]

Yeah I got a my first job recently, shit is ass ngl

[@ilovedonniefromtherottmnt]

🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤