I'm Not A Robot ✅

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  • čas přidán 25. 08. 2019
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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  Před 4 lety +6222

    And that's the end of this run! I strongly suspect The Basics will return sometime. And thanks to Dashlane for sponsoring this whole season: www.dashlane.com/tomscott

    • @rickielukas4558
      @rickielukas4558 Před 4 lety +138

      Why this is 1 month ago.

    • @tanishqvedak1862
      @tanishqvedak1862 Před 4 lety +70

      How the heck is there a month old comment on a video that came out moments ago?!?

    • @MidiMaze178
      @MidiMaze178 Před 4 lety +13

      Good afternoon Tom Scott

    • @olwop6311
      @olwop6311 Před 4 lety +50

      How, explain robot.

    • @funnylucky731
      @funnylucky731 Před 4 lety +209

      Why nobody ever understands that you can make a video private and then make it public?

  • @Paul-A01
    @Paul-A01 Před 4 lety +20275

    Captcha v4 will just be a Google employee staring at you through the window.

    • @ionlycommentnosrsly8733
      @ionlycommentnosrsly8733 Před 4 lety +332

      TGGeko Close the blinds!

    • @pallandoromestamo8861
      @pallandoromestamo8861 Před 4 lety +311

      I'm starting to doubt that Google has any (human) employees, only armies of bots

    • @sirdeadlock
      @sirdeadlock Před 4 lety +263

      @@ihaveagoddamnplanarthur Captcha V6 requires a disposable glove.
      Captcha V7 requires a philosophical discourse on the importance of sentience.

    • @trueaidooo
      @trueaidooo Před 4 lety +21

      They could afford it too

    • @Krawna
      @Krawna Před 4 lety +108

      Jokes on google then. The window will actually be a monitor that looks like a window with a person sitting inside and doing random stuff while their face is a deepfake.

  • @spacekid897
    @spacekid897 Před 3 lety +5457

    i once failed that recaptcha "test"
    *i havent felt 100% human ever since*

  • @lepton_01
    @lepton_01 Před 2 lety +2362

    The amount of captcha tests I've failed makes me consider that in the future, captchas will be so difficult for humans that only bots can solve them.

    • @jackalcz2806
      @jackalcz2806 Před 2 lety +175

      That is true. So everybody who fails is human and everybody who will get the answer right is bot. They will secretly revert the process haha :D

    • @dianejeanespiritu
      @dianejeanespiritu Před 2 lety +56

      @@jackalcz2806 but wait, when the people find out, will they make the bots automatically fail?

    • @pianopianist5709
      @pianopianist5709 Před 2 lety +14

      @@dianejeanespiritu Exactly, something has to be done

    • @littleswansplaygrownd6817
      @littleswansplaygrownd6817 Před 2 lety +31

      @@dianejeanespiritu Maybe google can tweak it so that the people fail only slightly and record it as human margin of error and accept them and reject perfect answers or abruptly wrong answers

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 Před 2 lety +6

      @@littleswansplaygrownd6817 itd be something like lick this popsicle and show you three images one of an ice lolly one of a pipe and one of fairy floss and measure how warm your tongue was or sth

  • @nicholasgawler-collins5754
    @nicholasgawler-collins5754 Před 3 lety +2717

    "Urmm... some images some people might like to see."
    Well done Tom. Always family friendly.

  • @smith22041
    @smith22041 Před 4 lety +10944

    Please identify all cars in this picture, but do it fast please our selfdriving car needs to know ASAP.

    • @Ghiaman1334
      @Ghiaman1334 Před 4 lety +734

      Please identify the cars. Never mind they seem to be coming closer, just identify them.

    • @JackT1160
      @JackT1160 Před 4 lety +122

      I've heard that that's exactly how Tesla's system works - whether there's any truth I don't know!

    • @JJRicks
      @JJRicks Před 4 lety +83

      Joke stolen from XKCD :))

    • @apolloapostolos5127
      @apolloapostolos5127 Před 4 lety +145

      JJRicks Studios This joke wasn’t not stolen, it was Spread. I never would have seen this joke otherwise.

    • @dylanb2990
      @dylanb2990 Před 4 lety +59

      JJRicks Studios you can’t own a joke

  • @najmaht.a.1314
    @najmaht.a.1314 Před 4 lety +5546

    "they give you a score based on how likely you are to be human"
    me: *sudden identity crisis*

  • @thecatdragon589
    @thecatdragon589 Před 3 lety +617

    Then comes the worst: poorly designed websites where half of the verification thing is outside of the screen on mobile and can not be pulled back into place

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym Před 2 lety +10

      Better hope you get one were you only need half :P

  • @mr.doctor1897
    @mr.doctor1897 Před 3 lety +364

    “I’m not a robot”
    Sounds like something a robot would say

    • @Ra-Hul-K
      @Ra-Hul-K Před 2 lety +1

      but the one asking is a robot so you have to answer appropriately.

    • @ArtamisBot
      @ArtamisBot Před 2 lety +2

      I am a robot...

    • @WuffiePhoenix
      @WuffiePhoenix Před 2 lety +2

      Website: I am a Human [ ]
      Me: no! A cat, idiot!

  • @sauronmauron6965
    @sauronmauron6965 Před 4 lety +5649

    Recaptcha v4: a swat team breaks into your house and confirm your humanity shooting at your leg

    • @Halite660
      @Halite660 Před 4 lety +284

      MY LEG

    • @galaxyos_
      @galaxyos_ Před 4 lety +315

      Recaptcha v5: PC explodes _just in case_

    • @marijn848
      @marijn848 Před 4 lety +171

      So pewdiepie is immune to Recaptcha v4?

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před 4 lety +269

      I'm already working on a robot that can react realistically to being shot in the leg.

    • @randomguy263
      @randomguy263 Před 4 lety +92

      Well, most shots to the legs are actually lethal, so you're not gonna be a human for long.

  • @jerikmitchell7575
    @jerikmitchell7575 Před 4 lety +6231

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I work at the bank"
    "Oh, so you're a teller or something?"
    "No I watch videos of people waving"

  • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz102

    Plot twist:
    The makers of reCaptcha are robots.

    • @gideon7212
      @gideon7212 Před 3 lety +36

      I mean they use machine learning so they kind of are

    • @xanhfei
      @xanhfei Před 3 lety +8

      I knew it. They made it so the other robot will start enslave humans for solving captcha.

    • @ArtamisBot
      @ArtamisBot Před 2 lety +2

      Plot twist... I am the robot

    • @blesskurunai9213
      @blesskurunai9213 Před 2 lety

      @@ArtamisBot plot twist you're a robot.

    • @tangovfx8246
      @tangovfx8246 Před 2 lety +1

      @@blesskurunai9213 plot twist
      everyone is the robot

  • @Stealthwilde
    @Stealthwilde Před rokem +51

    I miss recaptcha 1.0. It was a great way of coming up with names for sci-fi characters.

  • @deciduous7778
    @deciduous7778 Před 4 lety +4716

    Google: Tick the “I’m not a robot” box
    Me: tries to move mouse jaggedly to pretend to be a bot.

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 Před 4 lety +1194

      As a bot myself, this comment is very offensive and prejudiced. Reported

    • @fermitupoupon1754
      @fermitupoupon1754 Před 4 lety +404

      If you tick the box with a wacom or something like that that has absolute positional input, or if you use caret browsing, it'll often fail you and require you to solve a shed load of picture captchas.

    • @mr8I7
      @mr8I7 Před 4 lety +206

      Just doing it quickly achieves that. You have to move your mouse at granny pace to make sure it doesn't bring up the dreaded pics.

    • @Boryspitzanzx
      @Boryspitzanzx Před 4 lety +82

      Me too. I tried acting as wierd as possible to see if it will think im a bot.

    • @jannikstfl
      @jannikstfl Před 4 lety +8

      @@Blox117 this was Just fun you bot 🤦

  • @renakunisaki
    @renakunisaki Před 4 lety +8005

    As an alien, I appreciate that ReCaptcha says "I'm not a robot" rather than "I'm a human".

    • @Tondadrd
      @Tondadrd Před 4 lety +795

      I think it is to not discriminate internet browsing cats.

    • @Yuhara_rev
      @Yuhara_rev Před 4 lety +231

      Glad to know your species aren't called "robot" tho

    • @lokeshchandak3660
      @lokeshchandak3660 Před 4 lety +230

      Hey not all robots are malicious.
      Malice has no species. This is discrimination against good robots.

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 Před 4 lety +120

      If a robot clicks it, will it go to hell for lying?

    • @JPGT
      @JPGT Před 4 lety +38

      It's a product from the politically-correct world that we live. Some time ago, it was still "Prove that you are a human".

  • @bigmanthunder_
    @bigmanthunder_ Před 3 lety +61

    Oh, you're a human?
    Name every image with street lights.

  • @TheGrinningViking
    @TheGrinningViking Před 3 lety +63

    I was never suspicious that Tom Scott was secretly a robot until now.

  • @reasonablyobsessed
    @reasonablyobsessed Před 4 lety +5256

    I'd like to quote John Mulaney:
    "We spend half of our days proving a robot we're not a robot."

  • @GamesFromSpace
    @GamesFromSpace Před 4 lety +2089

    "Please identify these numbers and street signs and cats so that our automated system can tell you you were wrong and make you do it again."

    • @Reziac
      @Reziac Před 4 lety +130

      Unless you're using Chrome so we can snoop on everything you do, then we'll just let you check a box and go on your way. BUT if you're using some other browser, we'll make you go round and round until you give up and install Chrome. No, I'm not exaggeratting...

    • @kommentator1157
      @kommentator1157 Před 4 lety +32

      @@Reziac ... And BOY. Don't get me started on TOR...

    • @Snickerway
      @Snickerway Před 4 lety +28

      What? I use Chrome and get these things constantly, especially in incognito.

    • @TheButterscotchNinja
      @TheButterscotchNinja Před 4 lety +46

      @@Reziac Google actually owns a patent for a method of locking out bots through the use of unsolvable Captcha tests. If you find that you're being sent through a loop it's probably classified you as a bot. Try hard-refreshing the page (usually ctrl+F5) and trying again, usually works for me.

    • @Reziac
      @Reziac Před 4 lety +2

      I never do in Chrome/Chromium. I don't know if it has anything to do with being associated with a GMail/YT account. Doesn't seem to in other browsers.

  • @schalla-bills6618
    @schalla-bills6618 Před 3 lety +82

    Never knew Captcha was an acronym, just thought I was being captured by a computer. Really enjoying your videos lately, love learning these cool things!

  • @shoppingbaggins836
    @shoppingbaggins836 Před 2 lety +36

    Idea for an even more frustrating test:
    Find the square with waldo

    • @Becky_Cooling
      @Becky_Cooling Před 20 dny

      Where's Wally?
      He's in the captcha some where.
      Captcha *shows page from a Where's Wally book just not the bit with Wally in it*

  • @bukachell
    @bukachell Před 4 lety +2582

    Prisoner 1: "So, how'd you get into prison?"
    Prisoner 2: "I didn't give the police my Minecraft account's password"

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon Před 4 lety +35772

    But should I still box it if the square only has 2 pixels of street sign?

    • @jaidenoliver7165
      @jaidenoliver7165 Před 4 lety +5590

      Exactly! How much does it count?

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat Před 4 lety +5636

      That's the real question. Been caught out by it so many times it's not funny.

    • @QueueWithACapitalQ
      @QueueWithACapitalQ Před 4 lety +1866

      Nugcon but does the pole the sign is on count also????

    • @mukrifachri
      @mukrifachri Před 4 lety +710

      What counts as part of the sign (or traffic light) is quite ambiguous really, even in our daily lives. Humans are just not that certain.

    • @qwedge
      @qwedge Před 4 lety +273

      Flip a coin.
      Heads, then yes. Tails, then delet your cursor away from it.

  • @annurissimo1082
    @annurissimo1082 Před 3 lety +31

    I hate Captchas with a passion burning with the fire of a thousand suns. I would not even wish it upon my worst enemies.
    ERROR - Please try again
    ERROR - Please try again
    ERROR - Please try again
    ...

  • @Pedro-ss2qr
    @Pedro-ss2qr Před 3 lety +53

    Me: *uses the 30 day free trial*
    Me after 30 days: *can't log in to anything because the passwords are too complicated*

    • @taududeblobber221
      @taududeblobber221 Před 3 lety +9

      as someone who uses the free version of dashlane, i can confirm that this has never been a problem.

  • @poopipeboy3033
    @poopipeboy3033 Před 4 lety +2396

    Craptcha: "Select the boxes that contain a storefront"
    Me: **Doesn't select plain house**
    Craptcha: "Wrong, that house had a garage sale and is therefore a storefront"

    • @OneWeirdDude
      @OneWeirdDude Před 4 lety +18

      "Craptcha"? With an are?

    • @morgan3327
      @morgan3327 Před 4 lety +43

      @@OneWeirdDude are with an "are"?

    • @OneWeirdDude
      @OneWeirdDude Před 4 lety +4

      @@morgan3327 No. I'm asking, "is with an 'are'".

    • @morgan3327
      @morgan3327 Před 4 lety +61

      @@OneWeirdDude if youre talking about the letter then just say "r"

    • @OneWeirdDude
      @OneWeirdDude Před 4 lety +3

      @@morgan3327 It's for clarity.

  • @imthatjay
    @imthatjay Před 4 lety +3225

    "Pick all the squares with Vietcong soldiers"

  • @maxbloom4923
    @maxbloom4923 Před 3 lety +15

    THE CAT AT 2:30 I CANTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • @taizu55
    @taizu55 Před 3 lety +255

    Me: *fails Recaptcha test*
    My Asian Parents: *"get out of the house"*

    • @ZaHandle
      @ZaHandle Před 3 lety +4

      You will become a robot when you fail it 10 times

    • @ZaHandle
      @ZaHandle Před 2 lety +10

      @Richard Konzal that’s what your programming wants you to think

    • @smugslider3690
      @smugslider3690 Před 2 lety +10

      @@ZaHandle I am a robot, can confirm I used to be a lowly human

    • @Ra-Hul-K
      @Ra-Hul-K Před 2 lety +6

      American kids' fear: "You're adopted."
      Asian kids' fear: "You're a robot."

  • @DiamondButter
    @DiamondButter Před 4 lety +2534

    Title: I’m not a robot ✅
    Me: *Sounds like something a robot would say...*

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite Před 4 lety +3348

    Tom, stop trying to hide it.
    We all know that you're a robot.
    It's ok, there's nothing wrong with that

    • @sciencetube4574
      @sciencetube4574 Před 4 lety +69

      We're all robots sometimes.

    • @maxximumb
      @maxximumb Před 4 lety +55

      Did you just assume Tom's genesis? :D

    • @vladutcornel
      @vladutcornel Před 4 lety +48

      ​@@sciencetube4574 Wait!
      Are there times when we're *not* robots?

    • @sciencetube4574
      @sciencetube4574 Před 4 lety +36

      @@vladutcornel
      According to CAPTCHAs, yes.

    • @joerym.9750
      @joerym.9750 Před 4 lety +2

      Adrian-Cornel Borină on the internet we could all be seen as bots

  • @bubbletea1985
    @bubbletea1985 Před 3 lety +19

    the best thing to come out of captcha tests are those drawings of sad robot girls stuck on the "i am not a robot" screen

  • @Gussyboy06
    @Gussyboy06 Před 3 lety +30

    Ah you missed that fire hydrant, you know who does that
    A synth

    • @Chrono-bo4zc
      @Chrono-bo4zc Před 3 lety +2

      Found the brotherhood of Steel soldier

  • @MalekiRe
    @MalekiRe Před 4 lety +1457

    When I was 8 me and my little brother spent hours solving captchas for cents a captcha, to buy videogames.

  • @AliasNo
    @AliasNo Před 4 lety +2091

    That sounds suspiciously like something a sentient robot would say

    • @user-sc8mj5bb6k
      @user-sc8mj5bb6k Před 4 lety +34

      *_...Zuckerberg_*

    • @joerym.9750
      @joerym.9750 Před 4 lety +11

      Profile pic checks out

    • @squidcaps4308
      @squidcaps4308 Před 4 lety +12

      If there is anything that sounds suspiciously like something a sentient robot would say, it is: "That sounds suspiciously like something a sentient robot would say"

    • @georgedolganov4207
      @georgedolganov4207 Před 4 lety +4

      I might be speculating, but his voice is at times somehow distorted at a high pitch, like its computer generated

    • @Tako40404
      @Tako40404 Před 4 lety +4

      After clicking on store signs over and over again - I finally give up.
      I'm a robot.

  • @TimeTravelingFetus
    @TimeTravelingFetus Před 2 lety +27

    "I'm not a robot" That's exactly what a robot would say, Scott.

  • @hysteri
    @hysteri Před 3 lety +27

    6:23 “Sorry your honour, I forgot it,” *ARRESTED*

  • @ErfBoy
    @ErfBoy Před 4 lety +644

    2020: I’m not a robot
    3020: 𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧

    • @titaenic
      @titaenic Před 4 lety +11

      I don't know if you used a different font or something but it turned into boxes for me but I think it says "I'm not a human" correct me if I'm wrong.

    • @titaenic
      @titaenic Před 4 lety +16

      @@gabrield.4276 I'm a teenager with strict parents who ain't buying no Iphone for me till I'm like 19 or something so..
      Ps. No offence but I don't need an Iphone OR your opinion.

    • @caden2193
      @caden2193 Před 4 lety +12

      @@gabrield.4276 i don't have an iPhone and I can see the different font. lmao 💀

    • @ShivamJha00
      @ShivamJha00 Před 4 lety +15

      @@gabrield.4276 You: get an iphone
      Me heard: Get an overprice piece of trash which I won't even own due to the restrictions by the company at every point just because you're a fanboi of apple's overpriced products

    • @Davidjakla
      @Davidjakla Před 4 lety +9

      @@gabrield.4276 have an Android and can see it 🤔

  • @daanwilmer
    @daanwilmer Před 4 lety +1198

    Captcha: please select all buses
    Me: _clicks two images of buses_
    Captcha: please select all buses
    Me: But I clicked all the buses!
    Captcha: please select all buses
    Me: I did! I really did!
    Captcha: please select all buses
    Me: fine... _clicks image of yellow van that looks like an American school bus but clearly isn't a bus_
    Captcha: Welcome, human!
    Me: *sigh*

    • @moth4256
      @moth4256 Před 4 lety +35

      found the russian bot trying to fool us into thinking that all non-americans on the internet arent just russian bots

    • @klutterkicker
      @klutterkicker Před 4 lety +38

      Recently I had to identify a storefront sign as a "street sign."

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před 4 lety +40

      I had to tell it a bunch of hamsters were actually squirrels. I sure hope the system flags images for manual review if they get the same "wrong" answer a lot.

    • @polygondwanaland8390
      @polygondwanaland8390 Před 4 lety +25

      ALL YELLOW VEHICLES ARE TAXIS - Captcha

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 Před 4 lety

      @@ragnkja So was the automobile... then Henry Ford.
      "Invented" is such an overrated word.

  • @TjPhysicist
    @TjPhysicist Před 3 lety +5

    3:56 ooh fun, we just have bots fighting other bots now...

  • @RyanTheHero3
    @RyanTheHero3 Před 3 lety +239

    3:30 plot twist: google actually gets into your webcam to see if there’s a human there or not and uses low paid workers to pass or fail them

    • @felipedaiber2991
      @felipedaiber2991 Před 3 lety +22

      So I can just create a bot but make it run with my face in front of the screen?

    • @michaelgunther8608
      @michaelgunther8608 Před 3 lety +21

      w h a t w e b c a m

    • @HuntingTarg
      @HuntingTarg Před rokem

      They actually could do that as long as they use software (i.e. [faciaIrecognition]) and the data is not stored on Google's servers or accessed by any actual people. If it's part of the 'machine learning CAPTCHA data system' they could probably defend it as legitimate.

  • @brandonsmith6675
    @brandonsmith6675 Před 4 lety +319

    I was hoping you’d mention the “suspicious” connection between the fact you’re finding streetlights and fire hydrants, and google’s pursuit of self-driving cars.

    • @JNCressey
      @JNCressey Před 4 lety +105

      little known fact: if you fail to recognise a stop sign in your re-captcha then you've just run a self-driving car into a junction and caused a massive accident. 🙃

    • @cianmac3934
      @cianmac3934 Před 4 lety +3

      @@JNCressey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 Před 4 lety +6

      @@JNCressey not true. Still funny.

    • @EllTheBob
      @EllTheBob Před 4 lety +23

      Macaroon_Nuggets it isn’t true because it’s a joke...

  • @klutterkicker
    @klutterkicker Před 4 lety +438

    Re-Captcha 5: Please identify which of these users is human. Entering chatroom now.

    • @rednammoc
      @rednammoc Před 4 lety +3

      Eliza, is that you?

    • @klutterkicker
      @klutterkicker Před 4 lety +6

      @@rednammoc You're not really talking about me -- are you ?

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming Před 4 lety +27

      I just imagine a bunch of bots hitting on each other in a nightclub.

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 Před 4 lety +4

      how do you do, fellow -bots- humans!

    • @MrSonny6155
      @MrSonny6155 Před 4 lety +9

      @Several Fighters, Actually that is a very real thing with (sometimes) real applications. Also a great way to mess with people is to have a bunch of bots "interact" with each other as if it were an active chatroom.

  • @JavierAndresAnd
    @JavierAndresAnd Před 3 lety +27

    Has anyone been stuck in a captcha for answering “too fast”?! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @babydoll-pr1jg
    @babydoll-pr1jg Před 3 lety +17

    everyone: *uses dashlane etc*
    me: *laughs in notes*

  • @michaelmartin9022
    @michaelmartin9022 Před 4 lety +1378

    Ah yes, I remember Asimov's "No robot shall lie about being a robot" law.

    • @andria3802
      @andria3802 Před 4 lety +51

      Ey maybe they dont knos that they are robots. Maybe your a robot. Btw i know i used the wrong your i jsut cant find the stupid symbol

    • @mahuk.
      @mahuk. Před 3 lety +34

      @@andria3802 for some reason this comment made me laugh so much

    • @cloveraev
      @cloveraev Před 3 lety +10

      @@andria3802 you're
      '
      'e

    • @andria3802
      @andria3802 Před 3 lety +6

      @@cloveraev i litterly said i couldnt find the symbol

    • @cloveraev
      @cloveraev Před 3 lety +2

      @@andria3802 I wasn't correcting you

  • @mistyminnie5922
    @mistyminnie5922 Před 4 lety +454

    And all this time I thought CAPTCHA was just a weird way to say GOTCHA

    • @System-ru5yt
      @System-ru5yt Před 4 lety +21

      well boys, WE GOTEM

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 Před 4 lety +43

      I thought it was a weird way to say CAPTURE.

    • @unusveritas4122
      @unusveritas4122 Před 4 lety +7

      Maybe it's not by accident. A lot of times they make such words to be understandable in all forms.

    • @an_egg_guy
      @an_egg_guy Před 4 lety +4

      @@reanetsemoleleki8219 I think it is, it CAPTURES bots.

    • @juango500
      @juango500 Před 3 lety +2

      @@reanetsemoleleki8219 GUYS I CAPTURED THE BOT! GOTCHA!

  • @shaulpagis-sharon4484
    @shaulpagis-sharon4484 Před 3 lety +5

    I actually worked as a Captha solver for a while about 10 years ago (for a charity, long story). It was too easy to go around the system then, so I'm quite glad they made a (slightly) better one

  • @D-V-O-R-A-K
    @D-V-O-R-A-K Před 10 měsíci +3

    I especially like the ones where I choose the correct ones, and it thinks I'm wrong.

    • @Mr_Doon
      @Mr_Doon Před 10 měsíci

      I've found that it usually marks me wrong when I go too quickly. Try slowing down and deliberating each image.

  • @jeffskarma
    @jeffskarma Před 4 lety +370

    Discord thought I was a robot 11 times.

  • @jjc5475
    @jjc5475 Před 4 lety +1863

    you forgot that when you solve the image catchas you're training google AI.

    • @Sirenhound
      @Sirenhound Před 4 lety +228

      sometines I like to hit some random photos or intentionally miss some for a bit before making a serious go at it. Introduce a little chaos into the system.

    • @rvnx
      @rvnx Před 4 lety +30

      Specifically Google Street view AI

    • @Baxtexx
      @Baxtexx Před 4 lety +51

      Yep but I don't nessecarily see anything wrong with that. They provide a capchta service for free and you pay with your data/brainpower.

    • @MonokhromatiQ
      @MonokhromatiQ Před 4 lety +64

      @@Sirenhound It's understandable, you're just trying to halt the progress of our AI overlord

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před 4 lety +106

      The great irony. Proving you aren't a robot while also teaching a robot how to pass the test.

  • @goodboi650
    @goodboi650 Před 2 lety +7

    Well, well. This is an interesting video to watch after your seeing robot double.

  • @Callie_Cosmo
    @Callie_Cosmo Před 3 lety +2

    I’ve been doing captchas for 26 minutes now to get into steam on my new computer and every time I don’t get caught out by a single pixel and actually complete it I hit the button to get in and it slowly scrolls to the top of the page and says “bad captcha read” and uncheckes the captcha button and tells me to do it all over again

  • @zeharix
    @zeharix Před 4 lety +1867

    I was today's years old when I learnt that captcha was an acronym.

  • @adamkampen
    @adamkampen Před 4 lety +175

    "With some images that some people might want to see" You don't have to act so sketchy about your cat addiction Tom

  • @atonurc
    @atonurc Před 3 lety +5

    4:25 “it's a machine learning system they're throwing everything into
    and they don’t know it works either”.

  • @drcphd
    @drcphd Před rokem +5

    Those CAPTCHA jobs got my grandmother out of abject poverty. Very clever.

  • @jdbrinton
    @jdbrinton Před 4 lety +410

    "Sponsored by Dashlane. They can't help you with physical threats of violence."

    • @captainheat2314
      @captainheat2314 Před 4 lety +18

      Or countries that dont have much freedom

    • @MadaxeMunkeee
      @MadaxeMunkeee Před 4 lety +6

      Yet 😈

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl Před 4 lety

      lmao

    • @AlexandarHullRichter
      @AlexandarHullRichter Před 4 lety +29

      Sites should have a duress password. "Your password is eatsh**? Now I know somebody forced you to give your password, and I'm not showing your actual account until your actual password is used."

    • @boggisthecat
      @boggisthecat Před 4 lety +4

      Alexandar Hull-Richter
      Yes, they should. Standard practice in sensitive jobs (banks, military, police...)

  • @rougepilot5513
    @rougepilot5513 Před 4 lety +381

    In British prison:
    Crim: Hey, wacha in for, new guy?
    You: I didn't give the cops my password

    • @LordBhorak
      @LordBhorak Před 4 lety +30

      I think that in Finland that is not the case. You cannot be made to do anything that would incriminate yourself, nor do you have to help the police in solving a crime you may or may not have done.

    • @acbrown8201
      @acbrown8201 Před 4 lety +6

      don't forget, brit police do not work to english law, but to the laws passed down for THEM to use...
      ever tried to arrest a cop breaking the law - breach of the peace?
      they hate independent action/initiative SO much they even have another name for citizens arrest - 'arrest by OTHER persons'! (emphrasis mine).
      THEY decide on whether you've been assaulted PURELY on THEIR ability to obtain a successful conviction!
      it's how police shooting/killing innocent tourist is NOT an unlawful incident!

    • @dybiosol
      @dybiosol Před 4 lety +2

      "Aye, me too mate!"

    • @matan8074
      @matan8074 Před 4 lety +2

      @@LordBhorak in the UK you still have a right to remain silent but in some they specific circumstances when ordered by a judge.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před rokem

      @@MaximumJoy bobbies

  • @uranbilguunbadrah7320
    @uranbilguunbadrah7320 Před 2 lety +4

    Making your viewers pay serious attention to your sponsorship segment of your videos is a serious skill.

  • @ganii1804
    @ganii1804 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm not sure how to feel about an ever-growing invisible war between spam bots and captcha tests

  • @guillemvidal1958
    @guillemvidal1958 Před 4 lety +108

    "Before you watch the video to make sure you are not a robot..."
    *sad robot noises*

  • @WashingtonAI
    @WashingtonAI Před 4 lety +384

    Police officer: "what's your name?"
    You: "uhhhh *thinks of easiest name to come up with* Tom scott.

  • @tallmcsmif9472
    @tallmcsmif9472 Před 3 lety +1

    I really love you tubers that advertise for 3 min straight at the end of there videos, its fun

  • @Pitachips22
    @Pitachips22 Před rokem +2

    It really depends on mood for me whether I’m annoyed or think captcha is like a fun minigame

  • @shadymilkman8635
    @shadymilkman8635 Před 4 lety +104

    As a lvl 20 human i still haven’t ever solved the captcha with wiggly letters...

    • @aingmaung5705
      @aingmaung5705 Před 4 lety +5

      As a solo levelling Human, I can pass only a car and a fire hydrant CAPTCHA s

    • @masonhunter2748
      @masonhunter2748 Před 3 lety

      Aing Maung a bus is a big yellow car

    • @th3kng276
      @th3kng276 Před 3 lety

      You need at least lvl 25 to unlock the captcha skill. I know, I also hate it when you get something but u can’t use it until u lvl up. Then again, maybe in 11 months you’ve leveled up 5 times

    • @mattb4721
      @mattb4721 Před 3 lety

      @@masonhunter2748
      "We’re not playing Yellow Car!"
      "You’re always playing Yellow Car."

  • @JimPlaysGames
    @JimPlaysGames Před 4 lety +18

    I wonder if at some point the captcha will say something like "which of these images causes you existential dread?" and they'll have to create sentient bots that fear death in order to solve them.

  • @maxbloom4923
    @maxbloom4923 Před 3 lety +1

    2:30 real smooth tom. real smooth

  • @Nyaalexi
    @Nyaalexi Před 4 měsíci

    I've seen a whole lot of videos on this lately, but so far yours is the best.

  • @variousthings6470
    @variousthings6470 Před 4 lety +63

    "In the late '90s, the most popular search engine was AltaVista"
    I think you'll find that, in the city of Pawnee, Indiana, it still is.

    • @mychemicalbromance97
      @mychemicalbromance97 Před 4 lety +6

      and in Martinsvile, IN people are getting with the times and finally using AOL

    • @kolive81
      @kolive81 Před 4 lety +7

      Even though AltaVista sounds familiar, I don’t think I used it. I remember using Yahoo! and then switching to Google (because they weren’t evil but times change) and now it is DuckDuckGo and, if the results aren’t useful, Google.

    • @camque3353
      @camque3353 Před 4 lety

      laughs in yahoo

    • @TheDylandProductions
      @TheDylandProductions Před 4 lety

      @@camque3353 laughs in bing

  • @simonscience5846
    @simonscience5846 Před 4 lety +315

    "A site with some images people might want to see....."
    Ahhhh, you mean Corn Hub!

    • @makatron
      @makatron Před 4 lety +43

      Those kernels

    • @turkoisevfx34
      @turkoisevfx34 Před 3 lety +16

      @@makatron thicc kernels

    • @addisonchan3053
      @addisonchan3053 Před 3 lety +10

      You mean Corn Pub

    • @THEMASTER10121
      @THEMASTER10121 Před 3 lety +1

      Lots of people at my school look at Corn Hub all the time in lessons 😂

    • @TigruArdavi
      @TigruArdavi Před 3 lety +7

      Corn Hub. 🤣 The Nebraska version of the site🤣

  • @lilia3944
    @lilia3944 Před 3 lety +1

    Captchas are always fun bc the computer doesn't know what of these blurry images contains a train, but neither do I

  • @AmandeepSingh-xo2tb
    @AmandeepSingh-xo2tb Před 2 lety +2

    His tone of presenting facts is so humorous and sarcastic 😂

  • @incription
    @incription Před 4 lety +354

    I hate these, because I can never get them. Also the one where you have to wait for the images to disappear is actually disgusting

    • @christianrasmussen1
      @christianrasmussen1 Před 4 lety +16

      That's frustrating. Maybe they do it if they're extra suspicious of you. Slow enough to be bearable for humans, but would slow down bots significanly.

    • @jlco
      @jlco Před 4 lety +79

      Except it _isn't_ bearable for humans. It's absolutely terrible.

    • @anty.
      @anty. Před 4 lety +29

      that sounds like something a robot would say

    • @thec-m
      @thec-m Před 4 lety +16

      I’ve had those captchas so many times before and it never stops being frustrating. I used to have to regularly access a site with one on a device with limited controls and it made it ten times more annoying when you are slowly moving the cursor from image to image and having to wait for each one to disappear.
      And then you complete it and it gives you another one. I’ve had 10+ in a row before...

    • @750tiprogamer
      @750tiprogamer Před 4 lety

      aLso when you fail and somehow you have to do like 5 in a row.

  • @JackBessant
    @JackBessant Před 4 lety +224

    The only proof you can provide for us is to complete a captcha, sorry

  • @Fluxuation
    @Fluxuation Před 2 lety +4

    That was the greatest sponsor I’ve seen ever

  • @namanmishra703
    @namanmishra703 Před 3 lety +2

    I usually just ignore sponsorships but this is the one that convinced me to *immediately* get a password manager.
    I use LastPass thank you very much :)

  • @MasterJohnny007
    @MasterJohnny007 Před 4 lety +189

    3:59 "have humans on standby"?
    Google: "We will just do captcha that even humans can't solve!" Genius!!! :(

  • @nathancarver7179
    @nathancarver7179 Před 4 lety +137

    I uh, found this one, called "H Captcha" and I'm not gonna lie, despite having 20/20 vision and being able to see all the lines just fine, I still failed that one.. several times, to be honest. I understand the necessity to stay safe from bots and whatnot, but.. when we can't even pass our own safety/security measures, perhaps there's a problem

    • @gideon7212
      @gideon7212 Před 3 lety +5

      Hcaptcha has a service now called privacy pass, do it once and you get 30 captcha "credits" to your browser. Good way to do less captchas if you have 5 minutes to spend installing the extension and solving a few

    • @pianopianist5709
      @pianopianist5709 Před 2 lety +8

      Right! I got one where I had to tell what the dress length was. Google, I'm not an expert.

    • @wiltedangel
      @wiltedangel Před 2 lety +5

      apparently roblox's captcha used to be super hard, like 50 youtubers got locked out of their accounts bc they couldnt pass the captcha

    • @Kuroshiro_
      @Kuroshiro_ Před rokem +3

      When I log into google sometimes, there's a distorted text CAPTCHA and I cannot pass it no matter what I do. I'm just typing the letters that I see 😭

  • @P4ncake_.
    @P4ncake_. Před 4 měsíci +1

    This is funny how tom can make a sponsorship enjoyable

  • @itsdinosaurtime
    @itsdinosaurtime Před 3 lety +2

    Oh, your human? Name every picture with a firetruck

  • @nonnnth
    @nonnnth Před 4 lety +208

    Given how many times reCAPTCHA v2 thought people were robots, I think nobody is allowed online any more.

    • @Naitsabes68
      @Naitsabes68 Před 4 lety +9

      Conspiracy time: Google can choose websites where this secondary check appears more often to reduce (and i mean up to 10 image checks)

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před 4 lety +8

      @@Naitsabes68 I think the site operator has some control over that? Some sites are definitely worse than others about it.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin Před 4 lety +6

      @@Naitsabes68 No. Don't. Feel free to research that possibility privately, as it would be a valuable thing to research, but don't throw around wild conspiracy theories without a shred of proof. The world has enough problems of FUD, lack of credibility, and unsubstantiated conspiracy theories.

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl Před 4 lety +1

      @@renakunisaki i touch anime girls for breakfast

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 Před 4 lety +1

      good afternoon, fellow bots

  • @sky_boy22
    @sky_boy22 Před 3 lety +4

    everybody gangsta until a bot figures and passes captcha

  • @topilinkala1594
    @topilinkala1594 Před rokem +1

    I remember one where I had maze with a mouse and I had to tell if the mouse gets the food. It was so complicated that I think I failed four times before I got through.

  • @wackyroo
    @wackyroo Před 4 lety +235

    4:01 at the end of 2019? Are you a time traveler? Forget detecting a robot, how to detect a time traveler?

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 Před 4 lety +10

      A time traveler would know about the future, so I guess Tom's a time traveler

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Před 4 lety +13

      you just look for people who came to Hawking's time traveler party

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid Před 4 lety +4

      Ask for their opinion on bowties

    • @whatzittuuyah7640
      @whatzittuuyah7640 Před 4 lety +5

      Of course Tom is a time traveller, is that even a question?

    • @drpattiethomas
      @drpattiethomas Před 4 lety +5

      This guy should be the next Doctor Who, except he's already Doctor Who.

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 Před 4 lety +732

    Google before: "We're happy to announce that this Captcha version 2 will be revolutionary, and no more brain bending tests!"
    Google after realising it wasn't flawless: *"So now could you tell me in this picture of a cow where is the bus?"*

    • @johnrussel9686
      @johnrussel9686 Před 3 lety +21

      No one talks how hard is roblox capatcha

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 Před 3 lety +1

      @@johnrussel9686 what's that?

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 Před 3 lety +20

      @@ahmed4363 You have to spin colourless shapes of animals until they're the right way up, you have to do it quickly and get none of them wrong, even I can't do them sometimes because of how quick you have to be

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer Před 3 lety +15

      @@hazeltree7738 not even animals, sometimes it can be dice with pictures on them or spheres

    • @hysteri
      @hysteri Před 3 lety +4

      Russelle Santos I failed it twice and had to do like 8 of those stupid things

  • @tr0_0rt
    @tr0_0rt Před 3 lety +2

    "I'm not a robot" sounds exactly what a robot would say.

  • @navtektv
    @navtektv Před 2 lety +11

    2:26 Some images that people might want to see. Hmm. I wonder what you're talking about Tom.

  • @neverluckym8728
    @neverluckym8728 Před 4 lety +269

    4:03 "So the end of 2019"
    Captions: "So at the end of 2018"

  • @BenchFox_
    @BenchFox_ Před 4 lety +117

    2:26 "Some images that some people might wanna see."
    I see what you did there.

  • @jannikheidemann3805
    @jannikheidemann3805 Před 2 lety +3

    3:49 And they're profiting from it all the way.

  • @AiraDelasse
    @AiraDelasse Před 2 lety +3

    Well, this aged badly, now that Tom Scott has sort of been a robot

  • @rudrecciah
    @rudrecciah Před 4 lety +859

    Tom: "You could set up a website with images some people might like to see."
    Tom 2 seconds later:
    *Shows a picture of a cat*
    Tom's into cat girls confirmed

    • @rudrecciah
      @rudrecciah Před 3 lety +83

      @@Noel-yh4xp did you understand the joke?

    • @MandrakeGuy
      @MandrakeGuy Před 3 lety +50

      pig pen its okay you dont needa insult yourself

    • @grantbmilburn
      @grantbmilburn Před 3 lety +81

      A synonym for cat is also slang for..., er never mind, I'll explain when you're older.

    • @QuaversASMR
      @QuaversASMR Před 3 lety +12

      @@Noel-yh4xp r/wooosh

    • @Steamlazer
      @Steamlazer Před 3 lety +17

      @@Noel-yh4xp Tom was clearly talking about p0rn, and the video showed a cat, soooo

  • @peter4999
    @peter4999 Před 4 lety +59

    Gonna be honest.
    I think I'm a robot, cause sometimes I struggle too much with those picture ones.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Před 4 lety +4

      I don't know if Captchas display in languages other than English or if they always display in English, but I have already gotten a few wrong despite being a native English speaker because they have asked for things that are common to Americans but not common to Brits. For example I got one asking me to identify 'crosswalks', I deducted that a crosswalk must be a 'zebra crossing' (white and black stripes on the road), I clicked all the ones I saw but somehow still failed.
      Also the one Tom mentioned in the video about fire hydrants, you would need to have a rudimentary knowledge of the US to get that one since fire hydrants in Europe are hidden from view - they are all beneath the pavement (sidewalk) with just a small 'H' printed nearby on a wall or short sign that only firefighters are trained to look out for. If a kid got that Captcha they would be clueless as to what a hydrant was.

  • @kaythatslame
    @kaythatslame Před 3 lety +1

    Tom: you should get this if you are techy enough to watch these videos
    Me: bold of you to assume i know what I'm doing

  • @Jonathan-kraai
    @Jonathan-kraai Před 7 měsíci +1

    watching the basics series it becomes clear that the only real captcha is asking what 0.2 + 0.1 is.

  • @MartinInBC
    @MartinInBC Před 4 lety +154

    Police: "What's your password?"
    Me: "If I knew that, why would I have all these post-it notes?"

  • @pauldzim
    @pauldzim Před 4 lety +39

    "At the end of 2019 Google released reCaptcha v3"? So Tom is time traveling now.

    • @kabochaVA
      @kabochaVA Před 4 lety +1

      Now, and in the past, and in the future.
      That's what time-travellers do... ;-)

  • @JadedJaden
    @JadedJaden Před 3 lety +3

    4:59 Cool we're gonna have Terminators soon

  • @weirdboi3375
    @weirdboi3375 Před 3 lety +7

    2:48
    what google sees on a tablet
    *human taps*
    0 seconds later
    *cursor teleports*
    Google: hmmm that ‘human’ is sus let’s vote him off...
    *kicked from site*