when Dana almost k!lled Mike Tyson

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  • čas přidán 22. 03. 2024
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  • @jedwright3743
    @jedwright3743 Před 2 měsíci +10333

    Mikes comedic timing is impeccable.

  • @user-nm9zp7tf5h
    @user-nm9zp7tf5h Před 2 měsíci +7438

    “They don’t gaf about meeee” 😂😂

  • @Crazyfable13
    @Crazyfable13 Před 2 měsíci +721

    The betrayal in his voice 😂😂 “ yall dont give af about me”😂

  • @dimisbam7725
    @dimisbam7725 Před 2 měsíci +3201

    Tbh if my instructor was missing 50% of his limbs I would be skeptical too

    • @fathersonsrcpoop9905
      @fathersonsrcpoop9905 Před 2 měsíci +128

      Like bro you can't trust this man saying sharks are great animals with half his body missing 😅

    • @vibecheck9459
      @vibecheck9459 Před 2 měsíci +52

      Got me f’d up in the first place if I see anything missing 😭

    • @Craig-gk2gr
      @Craig-gk2gr Před 2 měsíci +16

      Seen that guy who’s his instructor think he was in Australian navy and he got attacked by a bull shark why working

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 Před 2 měsíci +26

      It's like the skit of a guy working on the bomb squad and his instructor has both arms missing 😂

    • @kaz4442
      @kaz4442 Před 2 měsíci +14

      ​@@fathersonsrcpoop9905 I know it's so weird right. Exhibit A for 'stay away from shark' is saying what a great animal 😂😂😂

  • @kylethomson2170
    @kylethomson2170 Před 2 měsíci +5549

    When Mike gets in the water the shark got in a cage

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative Před 2 měsíci +196

    “Fighting someone is too dangerous, you should swim with sharks instead.”

  • @JOHN-vr4og
    @JOHN-vr4og Před 2 měsíci +49

    "My shark instructor was missing his arm and leg..." 😂🤣😆😂

  • @notuser12445
    @notuser12445 Před 2 měsíci +1713

    "They pretend they love me but they don't give a fuck about me"
    - Shark

    • @imagrent
      @imagrent Před 2 měsíci +7

      I never knew my father

    • @TheSweetestScience
      @TheSweetestScience Před 2 měsíci +4

      My momma has cancer ❤

    • @josephpedley308
      @josephpedley308 Před 2 měsíci +11

      ​@@TheSweetestScience She's a solider bro.. All the best 👍🏼

    • @TheShaneosaurus
      @TheShaneosaurus Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@imagrentgg go next

    • @yesntyesnt
      @yesntyesnt Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'm an african kid and i'm dying from severe dehydration, malnutrition and 174+ health problems 💖🥰.

  • @BrotherJohn8484
    @BrotherJohn8484 Před 2 měsíci +1022

    🦈Shark: I bite Legs off!!
    🥊Tyson: I bite Ears off!!

    • @lolololol2791
      @lolololol2791 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Their ears are internal organs so…

    • @ExiledNub
      @ExiledNub Před 2 měsíci +25

      @@lolololol2791 I bet you're fun at parties

    • @apnahind
      @apnahind Před 2 měsíci +8

      Shark: sorry MF i have no ears 💀

    • @hectors2256
      @hectors2256 Před 2 měsíci +4

      It's even worst biting his insides

    • @jonapple2325
      @jonapple2325 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@lolololol2791 You think iron mike cares?

  • @JOkERBIDEN
    @JOkERBIDEN Před 2 měsíci +2658

    “if I get bit, and it’s not too severe” 😂

    • @luiso6827
      @luiso6827 Před 2 měsíci +37

      That shit got me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kivensjean-louis1572
      @kivensjean-louis1572 Před 2 měsíci +8

      That shit had me rolling 🤣🤣

    • @Bigzzeus
      @Bigzzeus Před 2 měsíci +60

      ‘If that shark leaves me with an arm you’re fucked’

    • @its-c0e-u-see
      @its-c0e-u-see Před 2 měsíci +5

      A true fighter knows he won't come out untouched..."you want to kill me?"

    • @poopmonster7650
      @poopmonster7650 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Otherwise they gon have to take him to a hospital asap… then Tyson gon fuck em up when he’s healed😂😂

  • @FamFirst9039
    @FamFirst9039 Před 2 měsíci +18

    When he said the shark instructor had his arm and leg bitten off 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michelelanni9205
    @michelelanni9205 Před 2 měsíci +6

    I swear man, tyson is so fuckin hilarious his stories just make me fuckin die put of laughter

  • @patsonu774
    @patsonu774 Před 2 měsíci +1124

    Instructor had his leg and arm bitten by shark, and you want me to feel safe?😂

    • @easygrin1127
      @easygrin1127 Před 2 měsíci +19

      Lol ye that would f me up too 😂

    • @erickiyoshiphillips2323
      @erickiyoshiphillips2323 Před 2 měsíci +11

      I would have backed out

    • @user-qh4jr2mm8j
      @user-qh4jr2mm8j Před 2 měsíci +11

      The dude is swimming circular when he trys to survive

    • @lthughes
      @lthughes Před 2 měsíci

      I won’t lie. I’d probably feel safe. If that motherfucka can bare going back to the fiends that took his arm and leg, they can’t be that bad. 😂😂

    • @Phillygoat1983
      @Phillygoat1983 Před 2 měsíci +1

      The instructor ask the sharks to protect him from Mike lol

  • @Kicknback
    @Kicknback Před 2 měsíci +1300

    Best laugh I've had in a long time.

  • @aimscorp4649
    @aimscorp4649 Před 2 měsíci +14

    The world loves you, Mike 🥰

  • @Nope99856
    @Nope99856 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Man after all his trials and tribulations it is seriously awesome to see Mike seemingly doing well, you never know whats going on with a man behind the scenes but it seems like Mike is in a much better place mentally these days. Super happy for him.

  • @Cool_Videoz
    @Cool_Videoz Před 2 měsíci +61

    His wife was tryna collect that life insurance 😂😂😂

  • @justineicher1123
    @justineicher1123 Před 2 měsíci +204

    I love seeing Mike all happy and joking around, you can tell he's definitely came an a long way. He used to be so angry and mad and now his whole mood and his ways have changed and I'm happy for him.

    • @sunshinestar2244
      @sunshinestar2244 Před 2 měsíci +8

      He is shroomed up or doped up most days its the only thing keeping him chill.😂

    • @sayebass1849
      @sayebass1849 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Mary Jane

    • @ascherreinberg8826
      @ascherreinberg8826 Před 2 měsíci

      Cause the year in prison gave him peace

    • @philosopher1130
      @philosopher1130 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@sunshinestar2244 can’t stand when I see people using “doped up” as a term for someone who smokes fuckin weed 😒
      Dude isn’t a crackhead… he’s not a pill popper… he smokes weed. The people who call weed “dope” probably still think weed makes you go crazy 🤦🏽‍♂️
      I kno more hardworking, motivated stoners than I do anyone else. Are there the typical lazy stoners who don’t do shit? Yep. But that’s a very small percentage

    • @sunshinestar2244
      @sunshinestar2244 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @philosopher1130 Haha..I didn't mean it in a derogatory way,,that's just the term
      for it where I live or being stoned off your rocker .😁

  • @The_Big_Unit69
    @The_Big_Unit69 Před 2 měsíci +26

    Mike use to literally play with full grown male Tigers like they were house cats but he's scared of seeing a Shark whilst in a cage 😂

    • @Akz2Reckless
      @Akz2Reckless Před 2 měsíci +3

      Probably because you can't throw a punch underwater

    • @hisss
      @hisss Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@Akz2RecklessCan still bite though. The real problem is sharks have no ears...

    • @sleemgully9368
      @sleemgully9368 Před 2 měsíci

      Shark underwater

    • @brionjohnson2985
      @brionjohnson2985 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I think if the guy that sold him the tigers was missing limbs, he would have thought twice about that,too!

  • @Rep3rIum666
    @Rep3rIum666 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Mike Tyson enters the water and the Sharks immediately evolved to land walking animals😂

  • @StevenCampbell1955
    @StevenCampbell1955 Před 2 měsíci +124

    Mike jumps into the water, shark jumps into the boat screaming," Not Tyson, NOOOOOEEeeeeee."

  • @potbelly258
    @potbelly258 Před 2 měsíci +129

    You wanna hear this?
    My wife thought it was a good idea too?😂

    • @milivapakovc4776
      @milivapakovc4776 Před 2 měsíci +4

      😅 kujica

    • @gengterjahbangau3805
      @gengterjahbangau3805 Před 2 měsíci +5

      And what mike felt, no one is care even for him. Cause he is scary to be around with when he got non meds/herbs.😂

  • @radonjanovovic
    @radonjanovovic Před 2 měsíci +5

    Mike needs to have his own show not a podcast but life with Mike

  • @Ballen81587
    @Ballen81587 Před 2 měsíci +5

    How many times do you think Mike has casually made someone the most scared they have ever been in their life

  • @__Devils_Advocate__
    @__Devils_Advocate__ Před 2 měsíci +56

    I can just imagine the whole crew being petrified of Iron Mike Tyson 🤣

  • @rimbocastillo6426
    @rimbocastillo6426 Před 2 měsíci +70

    Mike is always fun to listen to 😂😂

  • @mirzahasicic2039
    @mirzahasicic2039 Před měsícem +1

    Dana just havin a time of his life fckng around with Mike 😂

  • @mikesavatar3194
    @mikesavatar3194 Před měsícem +2

    When he brought up his wife, "they don't care about meeeee," i felt that in my bones.😂
    He was so relatable in that moment. 😊

  • @metallica23341
    @metallica23341 Před 2 měsíci +70

    He's gonna tell me a shark is a great animal

  • @fabioferraro3704
    @fabioferraro3704 Před 2 měsíci +301

    Dana is a good Friend to Mike 💪🏼😃

    • @easygrin1127
      @easygrin1127 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Ye gets him a job with sharks.... swell.

    • @evanowens317
      @evanowens317 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@easygrin1127ok? shark week is huge and mike tyson probably made a few mill off that when he was going broke

    • @Stardawg1
      @Stardawg1 Před 2 měsíci

      @@evanowens317not a few mill off shark week you muppet

    • @user-qm4ds1gz8c
      @user-qm4ds1gz8c Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@easygrin1127Swell.. 😂😂😂😂
      Get paid millions in endorsements to swim in a cage with sharks

    • @easygrin1127
      @easygrin1127 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@user-qm4ds1gz8cyeah those millions mean nothing the moment your in the water with sharks...

  • @georgeACABpaok4
    @georgeACABpaok4 Před 2 měsíci +4

    How can someone that is so sweet and kind hearted person be an absolute killer ??? It's still a mystery to me 💯🤔🤔

  • @TonySwingNYC
    @TonySwingNYC Před 2 měsíci +1

    Seriously who can HATE big MIKE. Love this guy

  • @kingalfredo7529
    @kingalfredo7529 Před 2 měsíci +41

    How could you hate Mike he’s a genuine guy

  • @awkwardautistic
    @awkwardautistic Před 2 měsíci +142

    This is hysterical 😂

  • @demetriusmixon4141
    @demetriusmixon4141 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Mike has an intimate understanding of wypipo, and he knows how to deal with them. Cus taught him that.

  • @TeamKillTimmy
    @TeamKillTimmy Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bro his wife wasn't scared for mike, but for the shark population

  • @jeremymaiden
    @jeremymaiden Před 2 měsíci +37

    Lmao I love how Tyson has just turned into the new Chuck Norris

    • @jonathanboyer3537
      @jonathanboyer3537 Před 2 měsíci +4

      I was jus sayin that lol some guy commented Mike Tyson got in the water and the shark got in the cage lol 😂

    • @noneyahh123
      @noneyahh123 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@jonathanboyer3537😂

  • @captainthunderbuns677
    @captainthunderbuns677 Před 2 měsíci +43

    When Mike got in the water all the sharks went to Nebraska.

    • @davedecker1725
      @davedecker1725 Před 2 měsíci

      Mike got in the water and said
      "I'ma F#@K you till you love me!"😱😱

    • @noneyahh123
      @noneyahh123 Před 2 měsíci +1

      They had to migrate early

    • @snakyYT
      @snakyYT Před 2 měsíci +1

      Wait wait wait. THERES SHARKS IN NEBRASK? GOOD THING I CANT SWIM

    • @davedecker1725
      @davedecker1725 Před 2 měsíci

      @@snakyYT yep!
      Pool sharks and card sharks

  • @boomygorilla2827
    @boomygorilla2827 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Hilarious 😂😂😂the instructor got his arm and leg bit off😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Shawenx
    @Shawenx Před 2 měsíci +52

    First time seeing dana doesn't want to make a fight.

    • @NR87813
      @NR87813 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I know it’s easy to get pointless internet points talking shit about Dana. But he didn’t want his friend who’s old to fight. Sure you’re aware of that just a smartass

    • @user-ro9us3yo5w
      @user-ro9us3yo5w Před 2 měsíci +1

      Best comment

    • @aarons8143
      @aarons8143 Před 2 měsíci

      What about Tito and Liddell?

    • @somedude6334
      @somedude6334 Před 2 měsíci

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@aarons8143Dana: *”Tito and Liddell were never my friends.”*

    • @aarons8143
      @aarons8143 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@somedude6334 Touché

  • @nelsonhernandez5487
    @nelsonhernandez5487 Před 2 měsíci +81

    Even the shark knew not to fuck with mike.

  • @warrenbfeagins
    @warrenbfeagins Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Don't fight Mike. Swim with sharks." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rudegi2
    @rudegi2 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Mike just knock me out with laughter😂😂😂😂

  • @akashaza9803
    @akashaza9803 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Instructors got some first hand experience

  • @sikubonga4212
    @sikubonga4212 Před 2 měsíci +30

    Those Sharks ain't touching him, they know what's up 😂🤣

    • @Phillygoat1983
      @Phillygoat1983 Před 2 měsíci

      The sharks are super cool wen Mike comes around 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

  • @3Brandon11
    @3Brandon11 Před 2 měsíci

    "Then he's gonna tell me that sharks are great animals."
    It's one of those moments when you laugh and you're all by yourself!

  • @LukeCage82
    @LukeCage82 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Oh nah bruh....sharks are wonderful creatures that wouldn't hurt a fly!"......says the guy missing an arm and a leg 😂😂😂

  • @jessicagushue2462
    @jessicagushue2462 Před 2 měsíci +52

    Mike gone in the water the shark panicked and swam to shore ❤

  • @michaelgiangiulio7090
    @michaelgiangiulio7090 Před 2 měsíci +34

    Mike could bite off both fins of the sharks

  • @tristenwhite5876
    @tristenwhite5876 Před měsícem

    “My wife thought it was a good idea too” 😂

  • @7803bigart
    @7803bigart Před měsícem

    He's worried about getting bit by a shark, but was willing to fight an actual gorilla. And he had pet tigers. 😂

  • @skinnyboy8623
    @skinnyboy8623 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Love Dana, Mike and Joe!!!!

  • @doinksinthePM
    @doinksinthePM Před 2 měsíci +6

    Gotta love Mike. He plays with tigers like they're puppies but he's shook up by sharks. I don't blame him.

  • @ryderbrooks9649
    @ryderbrooks9649 Před 2 měsíci

    That’s like a firefighter giving you advice on how not to die in a fire but this guy looks like Deadpool with all his burns

  • @jesse_cole
    @jesse_cole Před 25 dny +1

    Imagine if Mike Tyson died aged 53 because someone wanted to keep him safe from fights, so they got him a job as a shark handler.

  • @Roctwn16
    @Roctwn16 Před 2 měsíci +28

    I’m dying right now 🤣

  • @MrSoumi1
    @MrSoumi1 Před 2 měsíci +10

    I have tears 😂😂😂😂this guy is one of a kind❤😂

  • @MrJbar41
    @MrJbar41 Před 2 měsíci

    He's gotten such a great sense of humor now!

  • @ketchupboss9665
    @ketchupboss9665 Před 25 dny

    The shark instructor was half of a man missing all those limb😂😂

  • @Desideratus21
    @Desideratus21 Před 2 měsíci +5

    😂 how can you not love this man

  • @commentguy7
    @commentguy7 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Mike Tyson the GOAT❤

  • @BLacKMAdtER
    @BLacKMAdtER Před 2 měsíci +1

    The evolution of Mike Tyson is a beautiful thing to see

    • @haulistic7569
      @haulistic7569 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Life is a beautiful thing. Look how it changes people.

  • @user-ti5co4gv5h
    @user-ti5co4gv5h Před 2 měsíci

    This from the man that kept a TIGER as a pet. Mike ain't scared of no shark.

  • @daniel.gilliss6030
    @daniel.gilliss6030 Před 2 měsíci +6

    I would have loved to see the look on their faces when he told them that. Im still laughing

  • @jamesbpsT1
    @jamesbpsT1 Před 2 měsíci +8

    They were tryna kill him

  • @rickyswanson8547
    @rickyswanson8547 Před měsícem

    "And then he gone tell me, Sharks are great animals" 😂😂😂

  • @Jarzula
    @Jarzula Před měsícem

    His wife 😂😂 you know she was mumbling “I hope they find you too” 😂😂

  • @Jhundo614
    @Jhundo614 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Dana doesn't care about his wife that's why he beat her

    • @jamesmoore7568
      @jamesmoore7568 Před 2 měsíci

      She clearly smaked him first.... don't start none won't be none

  • @mikem4203
    @mikem4203 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Yall mfs Don't care about me 💀💀

  • @rampaig6
    @rampaig6 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Shark: I bit the instructor because who bright ass idea to let Mike in the water

  • @colourlesssky2754
    @colourlesssky2754 Před 2 měsíci

    When sharks seem safer than a square ring you know life is tough

  • @patrickstogsdill74
    @patrickstogsdill74 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Shark job soudns more risky thn the fight lol 😂

  • @sakuragihanamichi7415
    @sakuragihanamichi7415 Před 2 měsíci

    “Everyone's got a plan until they get bit by me” - Shark Tyson

  • @calebdunn7973
    @calebdunn7973 Před měsícem

    Mike having to beat the shit outa a shark in water would have been the funniest shit ever, EVER

  • @user-gq7xu9uc7n
    @user-gq7xu9uc7n Před měsícem

    "So apparently when Mike got down there, he scared all of the sharks."

  • @superdannny
    @superdannny Před 2 měsíci

    it’s like the dude from 50 first dates. dude got bit by sharks all the time & still claimed they were friendly animals lmaoo

  • @dellboy2404
    @dellboy2404 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Imagine if he did have a close call with shark in the water and got out I would jump in 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mundanesoup4
    @Mundanesoup4 Před 2 měsíci

    Dana thinking Sharks are safer than Roy Jones Jr lol

  • @adnanyasir127
    @adnanyasir127 Před měsícem +1

    The way Mike say ,Shark Instructor 😅

  • @uoopql8723
    @uoopql8723 Před měsícem

    This was Dana’s revenge on Tyson for punking him in the airplane lmao

  • @mattepstein1299
    @mattepstein1299 Před měsícem

    “ and he gonna tell me sharks is a great animal” 😂

  • @thecountysfinest
    @thecountysfinest Před 2 měsíci

    "if it's not to severe" 😂😂 basically if I get bite you better hope I don't have legs 😂😂😂

  • @j-bird6563
    @j-bird6563 Před 2 měsíci

    They said feed him to the sharks😂 Mike's hilarious!

  • @tonysoprano8750
    @tonysoprano8750 Před 13 dny

    His wife was waiting on that life insurance money 😂😂

  • @lindsaydesorbani8631
    @lindsaydesorbani8631 Před 2 měsíci

    “My shark instructor” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SamuelVigodny
    @SamuelVigodny Před měsícem

    "I thought i was about to get biten,"
    -the shark

  • @mmpops2657
    @mmpops2657 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Mike has a killer sense of humour ❤😂😂

  • @Concert643
    @Concert643 Před 2 měsíci +1

    It’s cool to know that you know Mike can be the very dangerous guy ( not meaning negative, but that it’s a guy that can defend and protect if needed), and in the other breath can be laughing and joking, and say some pretty profound things for the life he has lived…. His boxing coach was so instrumental in his life

  • @Nkolara
    @Nkolara Před 2 měsíci

    “If it’s not too severe” 😂 very aware

  • @davidbintliff2852
    @davidbintliff2852 Před 2 měsíci

    Dana just chuckling because he's grown fond of flirting with death 😂

  • @imgoingtobehokage
    @imgoingtobehokage Před 2 měsíci

    This had me laughing😂😂Mike Tyson’s stories are the best

  • @HybridRaids
    @HybridRaids Před 2 měsíci

    This is the most normal interaction of mike I’ve seen. Makes me happy

  • @andyc6515
    @andyc6515 Před 2 měsíci

    Dawg Mike dodging death his whole life

  • @zoizoELzoizo
    @zoizoELzoizo Před 2 měsíci

    Shark thought the same same when he knew Mike was coming for him 😂 THEY DON'T GAF ABOUT MEEEE

  • @ThomasTooMuch619
    @ThomasTooMuch619 Před 2 měsíci

    The more Tyson ages the more down to earth this man truly is and the more fond I truly grow of him.

  • @36surferjoe
    @36surferjoe Před 2 měsíci

    That shits comedy gold, the instructor hahahaha. Poor guy.

  • @toetsenbordridder
    @toetsenbordridder Před 2 měsíci

    Mike, joe, dana, donald, john (daly) kid rock...that is an empressive line up❤

  • @mustang8206
    @mustang8206 Před 2 měsíci

    Mike owning a tiger: 🥰
    Mike fighting a gorilla: 😤
    Mike swimming near a shark: 😰

  • @GPERZ208
    @GPERZ208 Před 2 měsíci

    You always gave a damn about Ritchie!...what ABOUT ME!?!!...lmao!!
    -Bob from La Bamba

  • @danielsmith225
    @danielsmith225 Před 2 měsíci

    Dana knew Mike would be in good company with those sharks.