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  • Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
    Special Guest
    Courtney Haynes
    This Week We Discuss
    Change Sex Every Time You Sneeze vs Teleport Once A Day For An Hour
    Have An Extra Arm Vs An Extra Left
    One Comes True; Jurassic Park vs Ghostbusters
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Komentáře • 355

  • @greg1685
    @greg1685 Před 2 měsíci +54

    Patricia Cumulus deserved so much more 🤣

  • @tananoe1556
    @tananoe1556 Před 2 měsíci +63

    Tahir winning the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Oscar Mayers Gala was Absolutely! uncalled for. 🤦🏾😂

  • @farenzeks437
    @farenzeks437 Před 2 měsíci +41

    Meg is almost at her final form 😂 they turned her into an assassin..

  • @AsToldByLuna
    @AsToldByLuna Před 2 měsíci +32

    “I guess we gotta scissor now” is craaazzzyyy😂😂😂😂

  • @thegeneral75o
    @thegeneral75o Před 2 měsíci +55

    Meg has been killing her jokes since the new year lol We're so proud of you ... gotta give those props lmaoo

    • @Dongloriano
      @Dongloriano Před 2 měsíci +9

      Patricia Cumulus was an amazing joke

  • @everythingfunny3455
    @everythingfunny3455 Před 2 měsíci +28

    Pats defense "I have a mustache" everyone continues to roast him

  • @ChristinaQueenHeart
    @ChristinaQueenHeart Před 2 měsíci +31

    Imagine pollen season in Texas and you sneezing 35x back to back. Bless it! Lollll 😂😂😂😂

  • @JamesBond-mc2mx
    @JamesBond-mc2mx Před 2 měsíci +10

    “It’s a me, Lou Lou.” 😂💀😂

  • @NotoriousSSV
    @NotoriousSSV Před 2 měsíci +18

    20:29 "24 MAGIC CARROTS IN THE AIR" 😂

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 Před 2 měsíci +6

      WHAT YALL TRYNA EAT 😂😂😂

  • @RayDickulousness
    @RayDickulousness Před 2 měsíci +19

    Lmfao Tahir do look like he play a meeean bass 🤣😂🤣

  • @KingKuma909
    @KingKuma909 Před 2 měsíci +67

    Meg and Lou Lou are like those mean girls in school that grew up 😂

    • @hueyfreeman5967
      @hueyfreeman5967 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Nah facts but they both cute asl wit attitude u jus gotta tame ts lmaoo

    • @malikah14otrew
      @malikah14otrew Před 2 měsíci +40

      Kev made Meg a mean girl 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chantayk
      @chantayk Před 2 měsíci +10

      ​@@malikah14otrew Gotta keep up or stay getting roasted. Lol

    • @MissCheryl810
      @MissCheryl810 Před 2 měsíci +6

      ​@@chantaykor risk not getting put on camera again lol

    • @caramama1731
      @caramama1731 Před 26 dny

      @@malikah14otrew That part! 😂😂

  • @jarelington
    @jarelington Před 2 měsíci +35

    Using your back arm as a kickstand if you fall, is HILARIOUS 🤣😂

  • @KiingMaine
    @KiingMaine Před 2 měsíci +70

    Bro Meg was on fire with the Jokes.|🤣🤣🤣

    • @cmn225
      @cmn225 Před 2 měsíci +2

      as always

  • @ironmike7777
    @ironmike7777 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Pats leprechaun impersonation has me crying🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ToniaMontana223
    @ToniaMontana223 Před 2 měsíci +49

    They disrespected Pat soo bad in the first topic 😂😂

    • @tonyawhitley7162
      @tonyawhitley7162 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Sooooo bad. And he wasn’t guarding his face or nothin 🤣

  • @nyahl9210
    @nyahl9210 Před 2 měsíci +48

    Not even 5 minutes in and pat got hit with a bbl joke 😭🤣

    • @capnuge7488
      @capnuge7488 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Damn y’all can’t put some thought into the topics shit been 🗑️. Still funny just less entertaining

    • @caseybeasley8633
      @caseybeasley8633 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@capnuge7488submit a topic bro, Tahir always begging

  • @garrionlee2408
    @garrionlee2408 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Tahir walking down the ketchup red carpet at the “Glizzy Gala” 🤣🤣🤣 🗣️HILARIOUS

  • @secludedone4418
    @secludedone4418 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I laughed even harder the second time Meg said Patricia Cumulus 😂😂😂

  • @ricesteamer8
    @ricesteamer8 Před 2 měsíci +12

    the flannel trench coat😂

  • @kebaobabione
    @kebaobabione Před 2 měsíci +43

    Change sex every time you sneeze is crazy 😂😂

  • @MistaKennyEarl
    @MistaKennyEarl Před 2 měsíci +19

    They said Pat gone get pregnant 😂😂😂😂

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 Před 2 měsíci +2

      They basically called him easy lol

  • @334ben10
    @334ben10 Před 2 měsíci +10

    I’ve gotten to use to skipping as soon as Tahir say “we jump into the nest topic right after this”🥴🥴😂

  • @reformedrev.c
    @reformedrev.c Před 2 měsíci +21

    Tahir got Rumps lol.

  • @MissCheryl810
    @MissCheryl810 Před 2 měsíci +10

    MEG came in with demon time on her spirit today! Low key, i LOVE IT!

  • @Caspa2161
    @Caspa2161 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Courtney cute af plus i love how calm and "into each other" this episode is...maybe keep courtney?

  • @kaylaoliva7791
    @kaylaoliva7791 Před 2 měsíci +6

    it took me ten minutes to realize the "Cumulus" in Meg's "Patricia Cumulus" refers to the cumulus cloud XD

  • @robertward2055
    @robertward2055 Před 2 měsíci +6

    My balls and my word! How can you forget that quote!? 😂

  • @you_can_call_me_T
    @you_can_call_me_T Před 2 měsíci +6

    Meg's hair is 🔥

  • @cjackson4225
    @cjackson4225 Před 2 měsíci +11

    The faces at "Poop-filled river" 😂😂😂

  • @tunit33k
    @tunit33k Před 2 měsíci +6

    10:26 Pat said he laugh like his dad every other time, but that high squeak is when he laughs like his mom🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-qg2qe7fr8i
    @user-qg2qe7fr8i Před 2 měsíci +11

    Schrödinger's Pat 😆😅🤣😂

  • @donaldmcclurejr.494
    @donaldmcclurejr.494 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Great episode once again, Squadd Cast! Scarface(1983) is actually a remake to Scarface(1932), with a few minor changes added to the 1983 version. Oh, and the story about the Scarface dvd was unexpected.

    • @ctl6985
      @ctl6985 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Thought I was the only person who put that

  • @SNAB1987
    @SNAB1987 Před 2 měsíci +6

    45:44 we just gone skip pass Robert Johnny Jr?! 😂

  • @damonwilliams5197
    @damonwilliams5197 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Now I can start getting ready for work

  • @Mywifioff
    @Mywifioff Před 2 měsíci +6

    If Pat don’t stop playing and just go do stand-up. He funnier than most.

  • @glamorouswallflower
    @glamorouswallflower Před 2 měsíci +12

    “Dipped in dookie” is crazyyyyy

  • @davidlee6602
    @davidlee6602 Před 2 měsíci +14

    A "Glizzy Gala"...lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amoni.k6632
    @amoni.k6632 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Y’all forgetting that you can make yourself sneeze 😂 I’d keep pepper on me so all day everyday I’m not taking ANY chances!

  • @theroyalgamerz5864
    @theroyalgamerz5864 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The fact Meg kept running that bass joke back over and over hahahaha

  • @paulghetto
    @paulghetto Před 2 měsíci +6

    51:50 LouLou was right though. That is an iconic scene from the movie 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @4BredBud
    @4BredBud Před 2 měsíci +3

    This episode is no holds barred 🤣

  • @hisroyalpettyness
    @hisroyalpettyness Před 2 měsíci +11

    18:38 Oscar Meyer Lifetime Achievement Award BKA The Golden Glizzy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Megs hair is so cute!!🥰

  • @MasutaMJ
    @MasutaMJ Před 2 měsíci +1

    I just rewatched Ghostbusters 1 and 2 since the 90s and they still hold up.

  • @Jtap_nyc
    @Jtap_nyc Před 2 měsíci +120

    Harpo, who this woman?

    • @DonovanHaumpy
      @DonovanHaumpy Před 2 měsíci +62

      Their homegirl, don't ever forget, these shows are for them and their friend group, not for us to dictate who can and can't be on this show. Don't ruin this sht like y'all did great taste trynna tell them who can and can't be on the show. Loulou already made it clear, this is their time to catch up with friends. It's a privilege that you get to be apart of it. They can do this without recording it and you get nothing, like great taste.

    • @RKfMaster
      @RKfMaster Před 2 měsíci +132

      ​@@DonovanHaumpyman shut up 😂😂

    • @MstHatd-yg2kd
      @MstHatd-yg2kd Před 2 měsíci +85

      @@DonovanHaumpyyou really took the time out your day to type that essay shut up😭

    • @dwright3252
      @dwright3252 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@DonovanHaumpygoofy ass

    • @Jtap_nyc
      @Jtap_nyc Před 2 měsíci +39

      @DonovanHaumpy somebody pissed in your cornflakes I see. Bro go somewhere with that mess. It was never that serious.

  • @tiffanyp7670
    @tiffanyp7670 Před 2 měsíci +4

    "All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break'em for anyone"......how ya'll forget this Scarface quote?

  • @doransblade3987
    @doransblade3987 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Megan’s point about reboots through the lenses of generations was proven a few times lol. As someone in the generation below, it’s so interesting to observe generations before and after me. They talked about the Dr. Dolittle reboots and how the Kyla Pratt version was unnecessary. That is the one I grew up on, and I loved it as a kid. So, it is not hard to believe that The Mean Girls Musical is probably a hit for the generation it was made for.

    • @cmn225
      @cmn225 Před 2 měsíci

      growing up on the Kyla Pratt joints is crazy i forgot they existed i think of Eddie Murphy when i hear Dr. Dolittle

    • @doransblade3987
      @doransblade3987 Před 2 měsíci

      Loll. I wasn’t even in the womb yet when the first Eddie Murphy one came out. I was 6 when the first Kyla Pratt one came out. Same goes for things like Carrie, Fat Albert, The Karate Kid, etc. For some of the shows/movies, I did watch the older things, but if I’m speaking for an entire generation I completely understand Meg’s point

    • @cmn225
      @cmn225 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@doransblade3987 sounds like we're about 3 years apart i was in diapers when the 1st one Eddie did came out...i feel you though

  • @cmn225
    @cmn225 Před 2 měsíci +2

    best episode in a while imo

  • @codesent2125
    @codesent2125 Před 2 měsíci +1

    28:18 daymn Meg!🤣🤣

  • @Stevebeeeee
    @Stevebeeeee Před 2 měsíci +8

    Meg is hilarious 😅😂

  • @ellissmith23
    @ellissmith23 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Pat could pull off blonde dreads no diddy

    • @Yurrr823
      @Yurrr823 Před 2 měsíci +2

      No diddy is crazy work 😂😂😂

    • @chantayk
      @chantayk Před 2 měsíci

      I think just the tips would look good

    • @jeremiahross588
      @jeremiahross588 Před 2 měsíci

      😭😭😭😭😭

  • @carrie765259
    @carrie765259 Před 2 měsíci +2

    fire epi!!!

  • @jtholmes3906
    @jtholmes3906 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Couple minutes in and i already know this is going to be one of those 🔥😂episodes, s/o to the Squaaaad! Blessings up!

  • @therealchiefa1
    @therealchiefa1 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Meg a sniper lately 💥💥💥💥

  • @chrisdls5245
    @chrisdls5245 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I'm so in love with Meg Scoop!! I love the whole Squadd too!! 💪🏽❤️🙏🏽

  • @justdebs365
    @justdebs365 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Great ep guys 🥰
    Love me some Meg 💙

  • @cycyj847
    @cycyj847 Před 2 měsíci +6

    As much as I have sneezing attacks. Nah.

  • @grownmannn2
    @grownmannn2 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Remember that supreme crowbar lol

  • @Stevebeeeee
    @Stevebeeeee Před 2 měsíci +4

    This one hurt Pat down to his soul 13:21

  • @deeanneminthorn
    @deeanneminthorn Před 2 měsíci +1

    Y'all really NEED to run these likes up! HILARIOUS episode! SquADD Cast will NEVER EVER disappoint! I promise you that! LOL.

  • @KaylatheG
    @KaylatheG Před 2 měsíci +1

    In New York, you can ride the rats like hoover boards 😂😂

  • @jabasHUT
    @jabasHUT Před 2 měsíci +2

    Pat joke when Lou had a mustache was hilarious

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife Před 2 měsíci +4

    Squaddcast is like Cold Orange Juice on a Hot Day😎

  • @dwights4913
    @dwights4913 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Meg had me in tears early

  • @xavianbess5609
    @xavianbess5609 Před 2 měsíci +1

    2:50 i was definitely questioning if that was a neck roll or a donut lol

  • @spidl
    @spidl Před 2 měsíci +4

    Scarface from the 80s was remake of Scarface from the 1930s.

    • @deuce-oneunltd5530
      @deuce-oneunltd5530 Před 2 měsíci

      Pacino was so good they let it slide that it was an Italian man playing a Cuban gangster. Lol.

  • @ParisTyree0614
    @ParisTyree0614 Před 2 měsíci +2

    1. “Don’t call me your baby I’m not your baby”
    2. “Chi Chi get the Yayo”
    3. “Me I want what’s coming to me,
    Chico: oh yeah, well what’s coming to you?
    Tony: The World Chico And Everything In It!”

  • @heem3991
    @heem3991 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Tahir “he had just said it tho” 52:35
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @achronos178
    @achronos178 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Meg is a monster lmao i miss this energy!

  • @carletismartin9588
    @carletismartin9588 Před měsícem

    The bad guy scene and “fucking cock-a-roach” are my top tier quotables 👌🏿

  • @BEEZE825
    @BEEZE825 Před 2 měsíci

    Pat going to make sure he forget a pocket of pepper😂😂

  • @Th3OfficialCJH
    @Th3OfficialCJH Před 2 měsíci

    45:46 Never heard of Robert Johnny Jr. 😂😂😂

  • @MsKiwi0507
    @MsKiwi0507 Před 2 měsíci

    Famous Scarface line” ChiChi get the Yayo”!!!

  • @RomaroBrandon
    @RomaroBrandon Před 2 měsíci +2

    Teleport everyday for an hour, extra arm, Ghostbusters

  • @1z851
    @1z851 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Good morning family

  • @JayyCoinz
    @JayyCoinz Před 2 měsíci +1

    45:45 Robert Johnny Junior
    -Pat

  • @ib3139
    @ib3139 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Scarface is a classic Pat too young to know good movies. 😂

  • @BigSmokeJitsu
    @BigSmokeJitsu Před 2 měsíci +4

    Wuzzp to the Squadd time to spark up

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin Před 2 měsíci +5

    Patrica Cumulous Meg hitting today

  • @SchwagGamingandMusic
    @SchwagGamingandMusic Před 2 měsíci +2

    Patty Nimbus, only cause Trish Stratus is already taken

  • @jenniferidehen4016
    @jenniferidehen4016 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The cloud would look so much better if the light wasn't yellow. Maybe lilac or something else

  • @ThePlasticBowl
    @ThePlasticBowl Před 2 měsíci +4

    Meg so damn fine

  • @hueyfreeman5967
    @hueyfreeman5967 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Tahir ngl I fw the professional jazz bassist look they trippin 😭🔥

  • @mugillaguerilla
    @mugillaguerilla Před 2 měsíci

    ya'll should really do vs carry overs. Whatever you pick it carries over to the next scenario for the whole episode.

  • @RonDonProductions
    @RonDonProductions Před 2 měsíci +1

    Pull a muscle every morning vs exercise for an hour before every meal 😅

  • @silverchicken20
    @silverchicken20 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Good morning from Chicago

  • @samikhalifa6021
    @samikhalifa6021 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Dam it LouLou 😂 Im tryna maintain my Ramadan fasting and you out here teasing the bombs. Let me keep focused

  • @goldmemberbot
    @goldmemberbot Před 2 měsíci +2

    Nobody mentioned teleporting into space

  • @robertroberts5283
    @robertroberts5283 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The world, Chico, and everything in it

  • @ExtraordinaryE901
    @ExtraordinaryE901 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Scarface the video game was dope

  • @Th3OfficialCJH
    @Th3OfficialCJH Před 2 měsíci

    19:45 Tahir lookin like Anderson .Snaak

  • @DkimDatDude
    @DkimDatDude Před 2 měsíci

    Tahir in a trench coat...... he went from Bruno Mars bassist to Bey BLADE. 🤣

  • @DerEinzige21
    @DerEinzige21 Před 2 měsíci +3

    NGL, Tahir do look like Anderson. Park with that hat on.

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I been called him Anderson Snaak lmao

    • @DerEinzige21
      @DerEinzige21 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@reddsmoke904 That's a good one. 😂😂

  • @Coach_Hoodie_d_2007
    @Coach_Hoodie_d_2007 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Morning fam #SquADD 💪🏾

  • @jaysee5971
    @jaysee5971 Před 2 měsíci

    Alright, Mr. cloud is here, I’m watching this week 🎉

  • @ctl6985
    @ctl6985 Před 2 měsíci

    47:23 Scarface is a reboot. I didnt know this until I bought my wife this nice boxset of the movie and it included the "original" black and white version

  • @tkhannibal2476
    @tkhannibal2476 Před 2 měsíci

    Lulu coming in clutch with the quotable.

  • @monicacarter8105
    @monicacarter8105 Před 2 měsíci

    The Nutty Professor, Flubber, is a re-make of The Absent Minded Professor, The Parent Trap, Father of the Bride, Cheaper By the Dozen. All these were made in the 50s and 60s.

  • @MarchallWhite12345
    @MarchallWhite12345 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I told the Squadd Cast to do this episode and the rest is history. -- TK Kirkland

  • @urbannetics_apparel3005
    @urbannetics_apparel3005 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Al Pacino Scarface is a remake 😂