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  • čas přidán 15. 02. 2024
  • With Texas and Oklahoma's official entry into the greatest conference in collegiate athletics just months away, I've taken the liberty of compiling a very basic introductory-level course known as SEC 101.
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Před 3 měsíci +95

    SEC Roll Call shirts and hats are now available - gettinplaceshop.com/collections/all

    • @dannichols5010
      @dannichols5010 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Any chance for getting tall sizes added to the shirts? I'd love an SEC Roll call shirt but you don't have talls. 😥

    • @timhensley3695
      @timhensley3695 Před 3 měsíci

      GO BLUE!!!!!

    • @beaksters
      @beaksters Před 3 měsíci

      @@timhensley3695GO BUCKS!!!

    • @cwith4951
      @cwith4951 Před 3 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperDuperHappyTime
    @SuperDuperHappyTime Před 3 měsíci +399

    “Get used to Rocky Top, because it’s all their band knows how to play.”
    Oklahoma: “My long lost brother…”

    • @tyreek.6815
      @tyreek.6815 Před 3 měsíci +19

      SEC teams better not let Texas get touchdowns because they will play the living hell out of that fight song.😂😂😂

    • @shelleychandler4094
      @shelleychandler4094 Před 3 měsíci +23

      We do tend to play "Boomer Sooner" an awful lot, as well. Good thing we love that song!

    • @anthonytippett5997
      @anthonytippett5997 Před 3 měsíci +8

      I don’t have a problem with Tennessee. I’m looking forward to the OU Tennessee rivalry.

    • @therealstuffedzebra
      @therealstuffedzebra Před 3 měsíci +9

      Oklahoma has some history with Tennessee so we’re familiar with Rocky Top…

    • @MarsellusWallace2024
      @MarsellusWallace2024 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I’ll say this much about Tennessee; what the hell kind of fight song sings about telephone bills?! 🤦 Get an ACTUAL fight song.

  • @j_atkinson
    @j_atkinson Před 3 měsíci +400

    Only a true Auburn fan can understand the depths of Auburn's rivalry with itself!

    • @jeremyyeargin3773
      @jeremyyeargin3773 Před 3 měsíci +14

      A rivalry as old as their rivalry with Georgia

    • @helenel4126
      @helenel4126 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Yeah, it's like they don't want to use up that toilet paper they've stored away.

    • @cameronbaker2891
      @cameronbaker2891 Před 3 měsíci +16

      We call it Auburn being Auburn lol. War damn

    • @thelastjohnwayne
      @thelastjohnwayne Před 3 měsíci +9

      Auburn Football always bringing forth defeat from the hands of Victory

    • @harrisjordan7492
      @harrisjordan7492 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Auburn football is simultaneously capable of delivering the most insane, memorable, odds defying, record setting, and season shattering plays and wins While also delivering the dumbest, most shocking, aggravating, and painful losses and blunders.
      Auburn football has more ups and downs than the friggin Himalayas.

  • @nickkyg
    @nickkyg Před 3 měsíci +492

    'They been playing with dead alligators for 3 years now' 😂😂

    • @ricky_peck_9438
      @ricky_peck_9438 Před 3 měsíci +46

      as a Georgia fan I approve this message

    • @JeffGoldblumsChest
      @JeffGoldblumsChest Před 3 měsíci +52

      As a Florida fan, I chuckled... it's either that or break down 😅

    • @user-mg3nc6iu8t
      @user-mg3nc6iu8t Před 3 měsíci +16

      After this "toughest schedule in college football" season, there will only be one way to go----UP. Go Gators!

    • @Decade_of_the_Dawg
      @Decade_of_the_Dawg Před 3 měsíci +28

      In all fairness to Florida, all SEC animals play dead when it comes to those Dawgs.

    • @jerryc3050
      @jerryc3050 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Florida gets no break in SEC land.

  • @pscwplb
    @pscwplb Před 3 měsíci +289

    In fairness to Da Coach O, that one year of fun was probably the most fun LSU has ever had. Maybe it helps that we're the only people in the country that can understand him.

    • @TM-xr5ue
      @TM-xr5ue Před 3 měsíci +13

      I miss Coach Eaux! BK is boring as a PAC whatever game.

    • @pscwplb
      @pscwplb Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@TM-xr5ue he's also a legitimately terrible person with a body count.

    • @Tijuanabill
      @Tijuanabill Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@pscwplb Which is weird, for an offensive coach.

    • @michaelb1478
      @michaelb1478 Před 3 měsíci +19

      I’m glad we have BK now but I wouldn’t trade 2019 for anything.

    • @1sh1kll9
      @1sh1kll9 Před 3 měsíci +17

      That team was the best college team I’ve ever seen. That includes the Miami and Nebraska teams.

  • @V0ltron
    @V0ltron Před 3 měsíci +312

    As a South Carolina fan...
    that's it.. that's all I came here to say.

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich  Před 3 měsíci +134

      Hang in there, bud

    • @lordneeko
      @lordneeko Před 3 měsíci +16

      😭😭😭​🐓

    • @CalvinHavener
      @CalvinHavener Před 3 měsíci +17

      When College football becomes its own thing, that is when USC will matter again. Both basketball teams ranked, Baseball team ranked. We will get there.

    • @exomake_mehorololo
      @exomake_mehorololo Před 3 měsíci +8

      ​@@CalvinHavenerright now we have 12 sports ranked! Forgot which ones... Men's tennis is great I hear

    • @hillvolfan
      @hillvolfan Před 3 měsíci +4

      Keep wearing those wristbands and it will turn around ...

  • @rinzor
    @rinzor Před 3 měsíci +167

    SEC Roll call is the thing I most look forward to in joining the conference this fall. Thanks, Matt!

    • @donjackson5522
      @donjackson5522 Před 3 měsíci +6

      You have now expanded your footprint to include Oklahoma and Texas.

    • @cconnell7009
      @cconnell7009 Před 3 měsíci +6

      To be fair, he’s been including OU and Texas already in most of his skits.
      This should be a good fit for everyone. I have OU going 3-5. And Texas going 6-2.
      Sooner alum for what it’s worth.

    • @rinzor
      @rinzor Před 3 měsíci

      @@cconnell7009 yes! And that’s why I have been loving them more and more. Ouch on the predictions, but probably more realistic than I’m willing to believe… Sooner alum here too, Boomer Sooner!

    • @slwalling
      @slwalling Před 3 měsíci +1

      Same!

    • @thedickens6490
      @thedickens6490 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@cconnell7009 Welcome! We hate all things orange here in the SEC! Tigers, too, if that's your jam

  • @papajiggly
    @papajiggly Před 3 měsíci +92

    But... Ed Orgeron is like a bayou siren. You might not know what he is saying, but his voice makes him impossible to dislike.

    • @mikeyfoofoo
      @mikeyfoofoo Před 3 měsíci

      Because everyone likes the sound of a box of rocks talking. ; )

    • @michaelanderson9796
      @michaelanderson9796 Před 2 měsíci

      Hummdsadgnvsrhhzdnvsukcsgj. Shisdrfhjjchhugugzgjhfhuhh. Huhhuhdf. Unga bunga.

  • @22busy43
    @22busy43 Před 3 měsíci +122

    The Voldemort referee was a nice touch. 😂

    • @kingnuthin44
      @kingnuthin44 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I thought I recognized Marc Curles from somewhere else…

  • @KingKong-fj4dk
    @KingKong-fj4dk Před 3 měsíci +1202

    Rooting for Alabama because they're in the SEC is like rooting for the devil because he's in the Bible.

    • @kayanza86
      @kayanza86 Před 3 měsíci +51

      Amen. Go Vols!

    • @patjeffers5246
      @patjeffers5246 Před 3 měsíci +28

      Lmao war damn

    • @ajevans1422
      @ajevans1422 Před 3 měsíci +56

      Tennessee is the equivalent to the parent at a children’s graduation with an air horn, blasting repeatedly.

    • @boi944
      @boi944 Před 3 měsíci +45

      been a alabama fan since i was born and always will be. roll f'ing tide.

    • @reidcreel5149
      @reidcreel5149 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@boi944k???

  • @danatkinson6698
    @danatkinson6698 Před 3 měsíci +104

    Darth Missou has been suspiciously absent!

    • @wearespoke
      @wearespoke Před 3 měsíci +33

      He’a busy plotting his revenge against OU from the 07 and 08 big 12 championship game. He feeds on your hatred and anger.

    • @LuigiL75
      @LuigiL75 Před 3 měsíci +6

      I was looking for him too...

    • @SuperDuperHappyTime
      @SuperDuperHappyTime Před 3 měsíci +3

      They were right. The team with the Gold M did win the whole thing

    • @cakensteak
      @cakensteak Před 3 měsíci

      Mizz could be behind the changes. 3 adjacent states...

    • @adzisme
      @adzisme Před 3 měsíci +11

      The inclusion of OU and Texas only helps Mizzou from a revenue standpoint; those games will be sellouts in Columbia, and will provide Mizzou two excellent rivalry games from the old Big 8 and 12.

  • @gevans446
    @gevans446 Před 3 měsíci +74

    That dead alligator line was priceless.

    • @EFergDindrane
      @EFergDindrane Před 3 měsíci +5

      We LSU fans may be drunk (weirdly, I don't drink), but at least our gators are alive. :p

    • @1sh1kll9
      @1sh1kll9 Před 3 měsíci

      Not when Jacob and pops are around. That was a good show.

  • @linewarbr
    @linewarbr Před 3 měsíci +94

    lol the Spirit Halloween sign on Bryant-Denny 😂

  • @NeoKenshin
    @NeoKenshin Před 3 měsíci +48

    Man this upcoming season of SEC Roll Call is gonna be downright hilarious!

  • @timothyguinn8315
    @timothyguinn8315 Před 3 měsíci +112

    I don't think the SEC is ready for the constant loop that is Boomer Sooner. It may give Rocky Top a run for its money. This is coming from a Tennessee band alum.

    • @VolcanoGroupie
      @VolcanoGroupie Před 3 měsíci +10

      Completely agree. Has anyone counted the number of times the OU band plays Boomer Sooner during a game?

    • @ajevans1422
      @ajevans1422 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@VolcanoGroupiewho will be the Mariah Carey of the SEC?

    • @mintz9782
      @mintz9782 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Rocky top will always be home sweet home to meeeee

    • @saraho8540
      @saraho8540 Před 3 měsíci +10

      I think boomer sooner is every 3rd play, an Oooooklahoma is every 4th play.

    • @jwmcniel
      @jwmcniel Před 3 měsíci +3

      What about Texas A&M and the Patton soundtrack on loop?

  • @jayr.3720
    @jayr.3720 Před 3 měsíci +115

    Arkansas fans would like to welcome Texas with a whole lotta hell to raise. 32 years ain't long enough to forget 🤘👇

    • @bigzm9266
      @bigzm9266 Před 3 měsíci

      I may be a penn state fan, but i beg, please make texas eat shit when you play them. remember, they are the reason for all this realignment

    • @DMS-pq8
      @DMS-pq8 Před 3 měsíci +15

      56-23 all time record so beware what you wish for

    • @CullenRTerry
      @CullenRTerry Před 3 měsíci +7

      Considering the state of Arkansas football, _good luck_

    • @PHXNKVHXLIC
      @PHXNKVHXLIC Před 3 měsíci +2

      Considering Arkansas continues to pay Sam Pittman based on him being a “good guy” doesn’t make me worry one bit

    • @jthiel0711
      @jthiel0711 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@DMS-pq8 Hell ya brother. Hook'em!

  • @adamhuckfeldt2895
    @adamhuckfeldt2895 Před 3 měsíci +37

    The Spirit Halloween sign on Alabama's stadium is pure gold (chef's kiss)

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 Před 3 měsíci +179

    "Michigan are the champs but remember you got caught cheating multiple times "now that that's out the way, yes every body cheats but we've never been caught. That would make us the champ's of not getting caught. Now that's the most reasonable thing I've ever heard about the subject.😂 Awesome Matt

    • @joeym5243
      @joeym5243 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Mississippi 👀👄👀

    • @CarlaJenkinsTV
      @CarlaJenkinsTV Před 3 měsíci

      Everyone does cheat and Meatchicken's stuff is going away.

    • @Bronfps
      @Bronfps Před 3 měsíci

      @@joeym5243we haven’t cheated since Hugh freeze

    • @yesher12
      @yesher12 Před měsícem

      "Show me a team that's winning and I'll show you a team that's cheatin!"

  • @toddseales8222
    @toddseales8222 Před 3 měsíci +25

    That Paul Finebaum vs reason is definitely an ongoing battle.🤣😂

  • @troyszymanski
    @troyszymanski Před 3 měsíci +18

    Legitimately can't wait to see the horns down at games UT isn't playing in. You'll know we've arrived if this becomes as popular in the SEC as it was in the B12 🤗🤘

    • @Nathan-ct9eh
      @Nathan-ct9eh Před 8 dny +1

      Oh, welcome to the SEC now - UT is the university of Tennessee. You know, the one that came first, and made sure Texas wasn't the U of North Mexico? Yeah, that was the literal volunteers 😏

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld Před 3 měsíci +22

    Looking great Matt. Loved the video. My wife got me (and the whole family) to be Georgia and SEC fans. Wife loses it when people bad mouth SEC 😂 it is hilarious

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich  Před 3 měsíci +11

      Thanks man! And tell your wife thank you for defending the SEC’s honor against what I’m sure were BIG10 fans

    • @woltersworld
      @woltersworld Před 3 měsíci +7

      you are correct... and where we live they keep asking her if she is a Green Bay fan with her RED AND BLACK Georgia sticker on her car (well both of our cars). Oh that sets her off :) I am sure she would love to help out on a "Southern Stuck in the Midwest" video :) Have a good one. @@alostrich

    • @realwickedbrew
      @realwickedbrew Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@woltersworld I would just have assumed she was a Grambling State fan...

  • @littleshu1
    @littleshu1 Před 3 měsíci +31

    Now for all you Newcomers, you have been properly educated by Matt. Now, go on now, git !!

  • @roberthunter5059
    @roberthunter5059 Před 3 měsíci +58

    As an Arkansas fan, I'll have to practice that certain hand gesture a bit, but I'm sure it'll come back to me.

    • @TheCJTok
      @TheCJTok Před 3 měsíci +6

      Going back to the SWC days.

    • @Zanraid
      @Zanraid Před 3 měsíci +12

      matt forgot to add bobby petrino to the list of who not to hire with coach O. dont hire (or for the love of god dont rehire) bobby.

    • @davidhatfield1930
      @davidhatfield1930 Před 3 měsíci +6

      I can't wait for them to complain about it as I have to imagine every student section across the SEC will be doing it.

    • @reamrkj1125
      @reamrkj1125 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@Zanraid I'd like to nominate Butch Jones to the list, but I'm not sure we really have to.

    • @collegebro85
      @collegebro85 Před 3 měsíci +9

      To clarify, NO Texas fan has ever complained about the gesture…it has only been 2 coaches that we do not associate with, and we actually encourage you to continue throwing up or down the Horns to remind us you can’t get enough of us 🤘🏼🤨🤘🏼

  • @georgedouglas3456
    @georgedouglas3456 Před 3 měsíci +18

    I was hoping for a downward pointing horns reference, love it!

    • @hlaroux
      @hlaroux Před 3 měsíci +1

      I really don't know how this got started. I don't know a single longhorn fan that cares about horns down.

    • @Birdbike719
      @Birdbike719 Před 3 měsíci +2

      We mostly laugh at everyone who uses it even when they're not playing Texas ( talking about you A&M and ou.)

    • @malikgarland1853
      @malikgarland1853 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@hlarouxIt started because a Texas player made a hand gesture against Texas Tech during a game mocking the finger guns. The player was flagged for that. Opposing players were not flagged for throwing the horns down. The complaining started because other schools weren’t penalized for the horns down, but Texas was penalized for doing the same thing to another school.
      It was never about Longhorns caring about the disrespect, it was all about the unfairness with officiating.

  • @benjaminguzman3428
    @benjaminguzman3428 Před 3 měsíci +41

    A wise man once said, "HORNS DOWN"

    • @tyreek.6815
      @tyreek.6815 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Please keep doing it. Do to false narratives Texas fans actually love it

    • @benjaminguzman3428
      @benjaminguzman3428 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@tyreek.6815 UT fans love anything that gives them attention

    • @Bronfps
      @Bronfps Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@tyreek.6815 their basketball coach almost had to have a safe space because of it

  • @Eseseso494
    @Eseseso494 Před 3 měsíci +45

    Matt is a treasure!

  • @TheSpreadCFB
    @TheSpreadCFB Před 3 měsíci +9

    As a Ole Miss fan I’m just happy to be tasting some success and thankful for Lane Kiffin
    Welcome Oklahoma

  • @ericlucas7832
    @ericlucas7832 Před 3 měsíci +22

    The ref thing is pretty accurate. I remember watching two different Bama games; in one the ref tripped a player (about to tackle a Bama player) on the side line. In the other the ref straight up tackled a player (about to rip off a few yards on Bama). "He ran into me." Like, no, you straight up ran down the field and tackled him.

    • @gdvanc
      @gdvanc Před 3 měsíci

      Crap, we were hoping the officiating would be better here.

    • @storm7586
      @storm7586 Před měsícem

      your refs are not even close to as bad as the ones in the big 12

  • @ladym6738
    @ladym6738 Před 3 měsíci +15

    These videos as soooo good. Thanks for keeping it clean AND funny. Big smiles.

  • @Porg_Sith_Lord
    @Porg_Sith_Lord Před 3 měsíci +35

    As an OU fan and native, thanks for the briefing. We will be sure to gladly give back all the flack that comes our way. Just look no further then r/cfb and you’ll see all kinds of colorful language the Sooner faithful put out there. Horns down forever, baby!

  • @jcsap04
    @jcsap04 Před 3 měsíci +21

    This video is now circulating within the UGA Vet Pathology Dept. ! 😂😂😂 2:05

  • @shamas.7823
    @shamas.7823 Před 3 měsíci +8

    As a Georgia fan I really appreciate your mentioning of Kirby dealing with dead Gators - perfect!

  • @thelastjohnwayne
    @thelastjohnwayne Před 3 měsíci +11

    Thank you Matt I needed a funny SEC Football video. It is a long wait between January and September

  • @Ts_arent_silent
    @Ts_arent_silent Před 3 měsíci +15

    The spirit of Halloween moving in at Bama *chef's kiss*

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf Před 3 měsíci +13

    So many great one liners! Another great video Matt!

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 Před 3 měsíci +29

    God bless the Auburn vets. They are truly life savers. 💛 But that's the only nice thing I'll say about Auburn unless playing against any team outside of the SEC conference. I'm going to root for the SEC against the other conference teams. 😹👍

    • @auburnkim1989
      @auburnkim1989 Před 3 měsíci +6

      I agree with the fact that it is the finest vet school and infirmary in the country. But as an Auburn Alumnus with a degree in Anthropology and a former Tiger Eye instructor, I think it is a shame that you find all the rest of us so objectionable. You seem alright to me! Anyway, Auburn is a good safe place for young people to find themselves, friends and opportunity. I feel like most of the SEC schools are such places. I hope we all excel in this uncertain future!

    • @changinlat
      @changinlat Před 3 měsíci +5

      There are at least 3 vet schools in the SEC that are better than Auburn. Discuss amongst yourselves…

  • @manuelfountain8514
    @manuelfountain8514 Před 3 měsíci +9

    @Matt Mitchell and anyone else who doesn't know where "neck" comes from. It's an 80's song created by a group called cameo.

    • @JPDillon
      @JPDillon Před 15 dny

      Correct! It's just that LSU fans do it ... differently.

  • @aolandis
    @aolandis Před 3 měsíci +38

    As the mom of a Tennessee band member, rocky top is not, in fact, their fight song. And, they played Rocky Top 228 times last season 😂😂.

    • @braunster512
      @braunster512 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Y'all are gonna just looooove 'Boomer Sooner.'
      It's played significantly more than even Rockytop and has two words that repeat 164 times... every time.

    • @shelleychandler4094
      @shelleychandler4094 Před 3 měsíci

      And OU fans LOVE it!!

    • @amandachilds5290
      @amandachilds5290 Před 3 měsíci +1

      228!!!!😂

    • @shawnlong4039
      @shawnlong4039 Před 3 měsíci

      That was 228 times too many! That's the redneck song that keeps kissing cousins in the mountains of East Tennessee producing three-armed drummers for the next crop of The Pride of the Southland!

    • @w.ryanbutler8097
      @w.ryanbutler8097 Před 3 měsíci +3

      228 times last season...per game

  • @lenawarner4689
    @lenawarner4689 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Thanks Matt! I’ve been missing SEC roll call and this helped ease the sadness .

  • @jasoncarter411
    @jasoncarter411 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Loved seeing this off season, hope your good man!

  • @TM-xr5ue
    @TM-xr5ue Před 3 měsíci +9

    They ain't prepared for a Saturday Night in Death Valley! Geaux Tigahs!

  • @feartheamish9183
    @feartheamish9183 Před 3 měsíci +9

    For all of us that arent fans of your teams. Please do hire coach O, its hilarious

  • @penneyreed7316
    @penneyreed7316 Před měsícem

    As a sooner fan, thank you for the warm, encouraging welcome to the SEC. I LOVE the placement you chose for the Golden hat! I was doing horns down at the sight of "a certain orange logo" it warms my heart to hear you say the hand gesture with reign Supreme.
    Looking forward to our new rivalries

    • @Angerbones
      @Angerbones Před 26 dny

      Well hell Ewes threw the ball to y’all’s receivers every time and you guys still barely won. That’s why the gold hat is on y’all’s side. Member the year before…49-0..funny that shutouts is never brought up 🤣
      Hell sooners don’t even have enough combined brain power to come up with their own hand sign..they just altered ours 🤘
      What’s Oklahoma known for?
      For NOT being Texas
      🤘Hook ‘Em🤘

  • @chrismellon127
    @chrismellon127 Před 3 měsíci

    love this!! i watched u all season and now wont miss it this year

  • @ImTheMayor
    @ImTheMayor Před 3 měsíci +8

    The Texas logo slowly rotating upside down
    👌👌

  • @michaelpfister1283
    @michaelpfister1283 Před 3 měsíci +8

    "Paul Feibaum vs reason". The rivalry that will NEVER die! ;-)

    • @thedungeondelver
      @thedungeondelver Před 3 měsíci +3

      It's almost as glorious as the Ed Orgeron vs. the English Language rivalry that ran hot for like 3 seasons.

  • @edawgoutdoors7139
    @edawgoutdoors7139 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Very accurate and descriptive explanation of SEC life. Well done and Go Dawgs!

  • @Pippihippy
    @Pippihippy Před 3 měsíci

    As a florida state fan... this is helpful, will be sharing will fellow FSU fans so we understand what we're getting into

  • @philgoad5587
    @philgoad5587 Před 3 měsíci +4

    As a Virgina Tech fan, Im very thankful that the rumors about us going to the SEC when the Big East went bust weren't true. I mean, post Beamer hasn't exactly been fun, but at least those early ACC titles gave me something.

  • @marthamcdougald5
    @marthamcdougald5 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Love you. I've been waiting on this football gem. GO DAWGS SIC-UM

  • @user-oq5of2cn9t
    @user-oq5of2cn9t Před 3 měsíci +2

    War Eagle! Thanks for the shout out to the Auburn University College of Veterinary Medicine! Proud ‘95 grad!

  • @jaysmith7070
    @jaysmith7070 Před 3 měsíci +4

    The Ga quip was great. as always well done!

  • @ThunderMichaels
    @ThunderMichaels Před 3 měsíci +20

    As a LSU diehard fan... i agree with everything here😂

  • @matthewbeisel428
    @matthewbeisel428 Před 3 měsíci +6

    I needed that laugh.
    I need more SEC Roll call.

  • @Seven_Sinzz
    @Seven_Sinzz Před 3 měsíci +25

    Us Texas fans don't give a flying fuck if you "Horns Down"
    It's officals of various capacity and I guess some coaches and staffers.
    In our opionion the more you do it the more rent free we are in yalls head!!
    Love ya Matt keep rocking

    • @Tijuanabill
      @Tijuanabill Před 3 měsíci +9

      Two middle horns up for peace!

    • @timskelton4958
      @timskelton4958 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@Tijuanabill🤣🤣👍

    • @msavage1558
      @msavage1558 Před 3 měsíci +1

      We don't five a f*** what Texas fans think. Didn't you watch the video?

    • @Seven_Sinzz
      @Seven_Sinzz Před 3 měsíci

      @msavage1558 yea thats not what was said clown. Sit down princess.

    • @findme7585
      @findme7585 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Damn Texas fans already acting acting up on our SEC Shorts. We need to get y'all outta this conference fast nobody wants y'all 😫

  • @GregInEastTennessee
    @GregInEastTennessee Před 3 měsíci +8

    I love it! Good ol' Rocky Top! 😀

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi7932 Před 3 měsíci +26

    So hatred of everyone and anything in the SEC, is the SEC motto, welcome 😁

    • @Zanraid
      @Zanraid Před 3 měsíci +4

      hatred means more here

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf Před 3 měsíci +6

      Those damn SEC teams! They're ruining the SEC!

    • @RushFanatic87
      @RushFanatic87 Před 3 měsíci +2

      The SEC: It just means more vitriol.

    • @thedungeondelver
      @thedungeondelver Před 3 měsíci

      @@Pseudowolf They're the worst thing about the SEC if I'm being honest.

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@thedungeondelver Sounds like we're ready to be SEC refs.

  • @Matt-yx9yk
    @Matt-yx9yk Před 3 měsíci +39

    If you don't like hear Rocky Top played that much, wait until the OU band shows up. They play their song after EVERY play! Seriously glad to NEVER hear it again.

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Jealous much?

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Jealous much?

    • @okcgrl82
      @okcgrl82 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Lol hahaha you won't be losing to us anymore 😂😂😂

    • @thedungeondelver
      @thedungeondelver Před 3 měsíci +2

      I've spent nearly 20 years with Gary Danielson on Mute almost every Saturday, I can do it once a year for the ou game.

    • @harveycharmin2321
      @harveycharmin2321 Před 3 měsíci

      1. U of O sucks. 2. A fan base so dumb they had to have a song w/o lyrics because they'd forget them. 3. Everything about U of O is stolen from some other team (looking at Yale's Boola Boola), Crimson & Cream (howdy Bama). 4. It's the University of Oklahoma so it's U of O (reference 1.) 5. Pokes will hold the title of Bedlam champs for the rest of eternity. :D

  • @hollyghere5886
    @hollyghere5886 Před 3 měsíci

    A truer video has never been made! WELL DONE, Matt!

  • @brentshepard3925
    @brentshepard3925 Před 3 měsíci +2

    This may have been the best one yet!!

  • @OlweCalmcacil
    @OlweCalmcacil Před 3 měsíci +10

    The golden cowboy hat for Oklahoma was a nice touch.

    • @leebarden688
      @leebarden688 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Though I agree that was a great touch, I'm looking forward to Texas reclaiming ownership this fall.

    • @shelleychandler4094
      @shelleychandler4094 Před 3 měsíci +1

      We will do our best to retain that golden cowboy hat for as long as possible!

    • @BenAD1974
      @BenAD1974 Před 3 měsíci

      That is where it belongs.

  • @feeorenza7984
    @feeorenza7984 Před 3 měsíci +8

    "National Champs at not getting caught". It's honest like when Bowden sent the reserve LB home but started Janikowski in the Natty. Reporter "Coach, isn't that a double standard?"
    Bowden "Kinda looks that way don't it?"

    • @Vol2169
      @Vol2169 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yep. Remember that as well. Said they would discipline Jankowski when they got back to Tallahassee......But he was a senior and that was his last game 😅😅
      I liked Bowden until that moment 😆

  • @MarkPowell-bz8em
    @MarkPowell-bz8em Před 3 měsíci

    Brother Matt you nailed it! Especially the part about the Bama fans and Paul Finbaum!

  • @zacharywatts1514
    @zacharywatts1514 Před měsícem

    Dude you nail it every time idk how but by gawd you do😂😂

  • @thealabamiangirl
    @thealabamiangirl Před 3 měsíci +13

    Lol the paul finebalm or whatever his last name is, vrs reasoning is so true

  • @auburnkim1989
    @auburnkim1989 Před 3 měsíci +5

    God Bless Auburn.......and all of the other SEC teams in the coming years! Lets show them!

  • @theorangeninjagames
    @theorangeninjagames Před 3 měsíci +2

    I’m a Kentucky fan and I’m excited for next season!

  • @janetstephens2812
    @janetstephens2812 Před 3 měsíci

    As a Roll Tide fan - I was honored to be first on the list. LOL Love these videos, Matt!

  • @ProfDragonite
    @ProfDragonite Před 3 měsíci +7

    Excellent. I am still just as confused as when I started. That must mean it's working.

  • @ObiMatt87
    @ObiMatt87 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Thanks for just keeping it hilarious and bitingly accurate, Matt, without dropping to any ugliness tactics. Not an easy tight walk, but you manage it over and over. And as an Aggie grad and fan, well, it's going to be interesting, assuming we can ever get our stuff in a sock. This year may be pretty rough in the post-Jimbo change-up era, but maybe someday--someday--the college football gods will finally shine down on A&M and allow us to get to the same level as all these other awesome teams with long-running records of winning big. Looking forward to a great year ahead and, if nothing else, we've got you and SEC Shorts to keep us entertained while we cry and pray for the next year to be better. LOL

  • @tompiper1480
    @tompiper1480 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I enjoy all of the videos Matt

  • @robrobinette
    @robrobinette Před 3 měsíci

    I'm a Texas alum so I came here for a heads up. Laughed hard, thanks. Hook 'em Horns!

  • @reamrkj1125
    @reamrkj1125 Před 3 měsíci +5

    The only time I root for other SEC teams when they are playing Ohio State. Half my family is from Ohio. I've told them for years that if they played my teams schedule, they'd be lucky to get ten wins. (This was before Michigan and Penn St. became good again.) One year my team played the number 1 team in the country three times in six weeks. Meanwhile Ohio State was splattering large high schools and bragging about it. Anyways we don't chant SEC when someone beats Coastal Carolina. Its got to be the big teams. Or like when the SEC eventually gets 8 teams in the 12 team playoff. (You know they day before they expand it to 16 teams)
    Welcome to the SEC, may the odds never be in your favor.

  • @TheNEPTY
    @TheNEPTY Před 3 měsíci +24

    They’ve been playing with dead aligators for 3 years now 🤣

  • @brockkies8566
    @brockkies8566 Před měsícem

    Sooner fan- I'm excited OU is joining the SEC. Been to so many OU games it's going to be nice having some new traditions coming to Norman, and going to visit them. I don't know what to expect in the first year, I have them going 8-4, maybe 9-3. Getting to 10 wins in a bowl game.

  • @lew526
    @lew526 Před 3 měsíci

    Matt has a delightfully deep, broad, insightful understanding of SEC football. Paul Finebaum should have him as a guest. :D

  • @angelsofblood9879
    @angelsofblood9879 Před 3 měsíci +5

    "Rocky top you will always be home sweeeeet home to me...."
    You're welcome.

    • @bill-og
      @bill-og Před 3 měsíci +1

      GOOOOOD 'OL ROCKY TOP, ROCKY TOP TENNESSEEEEEE! 🍊🍊🍊

  • @teamfet3248
    @teamfet3248 Před 3 měsíci +3

    And with a single comment Matt ignites the Great SEC Vet School Rivalry. Gig-Em Aggies!👍😀👍

  • @joelbyers8467
    @joelbyers8467 Před 3 měsíci

    Thank you. This was great.

  • @Triumph2727
    @Triumph2727 Před měsícem

    LoL Love it! I don’t even like the SEC but watch your videos! I wish you did videos on the BIGXII!

  • @Lazy_eye_blobFish
    @Lazy_eye_blobFish Před 3 měsíci +10

    #HailState from a starkville native living in Cincinnati.
    ...
    I MISS THE SOUTH!😢

    • @chiefbobdavis99
      @chiefbobdavis99 Před 3 měsíci

      Have ya gotten used to the ‘chili’ there yet?

  • @coolsparkz47
    @coolsparkz47 Před 3 měsíci +9

    GOOD OL' ROCKY TOP WOOOOO ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE

  • @naterosa7217
    @naterosa7217 Před 17 dny +1

    As horns fan I can assure you 99.2% of us couldn't care less about the horns down sign. It's literally part of what makes gameday hyped.

  • @ChiakiNanami736
    @ChiakiNanami736 Před 3 měsíci +3

    "National champs of not getting caught" XD Thank you!

  • @mkcl9073
    @mkcl9073 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Let the Band Play Neck!! Geaux Tigers

  • @thumbthump
    @thumbthump Před 3 měsíci +7

    Can we expect a stadium food critique, Matt?

  • @Bigt4451
    @Bigt4451 Před 3 měsíci +11

    As a Texas fan - dont care if you spend your time making our hand signal in any direction you choose. Its not our fault its so good everybody tries to replicate it...

    • @tyreek.6815
      @tyreek.6815 Před 3 měsíci

      Literally the only thing we’re sensitive about is the false narrative that we’re sensitive to horns down. It’s the biggest lie anyone has ever told. We play OU and tech every year… to think we care so much that those games don’t make our heads pop… they didn’t. Bc we don’t care. We actually love it.🤦🏾

    • @darkosphere3252
      @darkosphere3252 Před 2 měsíci

      We all just feel bad for yall, decent school decent team but comes from Austin. I’m sorry for your loss

  • @pamr4952
    @pamr4952 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Woo pig sooie!! We’re familiar with “down with the horns”. 😂 #southwestconference

  • @FinancialShinanigan
    @FinancialShinanigan Před 3 měsíci +11

    Please do a video on the Securities and Exchange Commission next

  • @MK-dy8wm
    @MK-dy8wm Před 3 měsíci +5

    As the great coach Vince Lombardi once said, "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying." Pretty sure ALL coaches say that...😂 Right on, Matt!!!

    • @zanegraham4103
      @zanegraham4103 Před 3 měsíci

      I thought it was Al Davis that said that.

  • @donnamurray163
    @donnamurray163 Před 3 měsíci

    The Spirit Halloween banner was a nice touch.

  • @bill-og
    @bill-og Před 3 měsíci +2

    As a Tennessee fan, all I gotta say is WOO!!!

  • @jamesrogers1554
    @jamesrogers1554 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I appreciate those windows 95 football screensaver graphics!

  • @Zardnokalicious
    @Zardnokalicious Před 3 měsíci +3

    I love me some Coach O... He is pretty awesome if you keep him teaching Defensive line technique and giving the Rah Rah speeches to fire up the players. Sure nobody knows what he is saying, but kids will run through a brick-wall for him. Just so long as that brick-wall isn't full of 5-Star recruits...

  • @gloriaalex11
    @gloriaalex11 Před 3 měsíci +1

    As a long time South Carolina resident, I pull for the Gamecocks, bless my heart. But since my actual alma mater is in the Big 10, I love any SEC team that also hates Ohio State and/or Michigan. Thank y'all very much for your support.

  • @ee8701
    @ee8701 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Thanks for the tips sir!

  • @unsane78
    @unsane78 Před 3 měsíci +22

    Born an raised in TN. Willingly chose to be a vanderbilt fan cuz of Rocky top. I regret nothing!!

    • @brothermouzone1307
      @brothermouzone1307 Před 3 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂

    • @j.alexander4948
      @j.alexander4948 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I'm a Nashville native and I willingly chose to be a Tennessee fan because vandy sux and I also regret nothing

    • @realwickedbrew
      @realwickedbrew Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@j.alexander4948 There are no Nashville natives.

    • @j.alexander4948
      @j.alexander4948 Před 2 měsíci

      @@realwickedbrew the hell there isnt

  • @natr3980
    @natr3980 Před 3 měsíci +3

    It’s the 75th time you hear Rocky Top in a quarter where it starts to grow on you😂

  • @russs7574
    @russs7574 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Paul Feinbaum vs. Reason....you're killin' me, Matt.

  • @anthonytippett5997
    @anthonytippett5997 Před 3 měsíci

    I’m a Sooner fan and I’m not even mad at you. That was actually a fair breakdown….. especially the Finebaum take