This society, this world, turns innocent loving kids into monsters, so we don’t actually know what the human potential is outside of the machine we are slaves to.
I have suffered from sleep paralysis too... What happens is that your brain wakes from sleep but not your body. The blood is not flowing to your body for that period of time. And the reason it feels like that someone is pushing us down is because you are trying to move but cannot, so it feels like someone is trying to push you down.
No fucking way , I've been awake and I mean fully awake where I was exercising and it was watching me and then started walking and attacked me , then it was gone as fast it showed up
Lol no we don’t. 50 cent is the last person we need on this podcast. This guy hasn’t been relevant for years...and even if he was still relevant, who cares. It’s 50 cent.
I used to get sleep paralysis all the time as a kid. Eyes open, try to talk but you can't or scream but you can't. Sometimes wake up and can't even breathe. Sometimes honest to God the bed would sink like something got in to bed with me. That shit scared the fuck outta me as a kid
@- 90's Mentality - when I was a kid hell ya...growing up felt it was just my imagination getting the best of me or me being a pussy watching too many movies at the time. But fuck who knows now after what new age science is telling us
Same here too bro. I have sleep paralysis very often. My mom has it also but not as often as I do. I think its genetic. It halfway between sleep awake. Your brain cuts motor movements off so you don't move while your unconscious and harm yourself or either get hurt other ways. But while that happens you can start to wake up before your body brain connection links up and your unable to move. And sometimes your half awake unable to move and still somewhat in a dream state and have hulcinate things or beings. Or the "hag" in some cases. I've FELT like something or someone was holding me down but quickly realized oh shit this is just sleep paralysis and just waited for it to end. I just kept breathing. I focused in on my breathing and calmed myself down. It sucks so bad. And all you can do is just wait... I can even open my eyes. But I can breath consciously . Once my friend was sleeping with me and it happened and I wanted it to end so I began to forced myself to breath in and out fast and crazy like and she touched me and it ended just like THAT. She said were you dreaming? I said no it was sleep paralysis and she said "scary" and rolled over and went back to sleep.. And then so did I. Lmao
I learned that from my doctor. A medicine I was taking made them WAY worse at one time in my life. I stopped taking that medicine. But that medicine made them last longer its not the reason I had that happen at all. I think it is genetics.
@@brycegoude989 it used to happen to me more as a kid. Sometimes I'd stop breathing, and the moment right before I feel like I'm going out, I jerk awake gasping. This past time I was in a really uncomfortable position and I was like a prisoner in my own body while my arm was hurting. I was trying to tell to someone to shake me awake. But no words. Sometimes it's like that. Then other times it's like people here are mentioning, you hear and see for some odd reason rather demonic figures and voices. I think I'd rather have that then the stop breathing and in an uncomfy position one. It's all bad though. It's cool to see several other people that experience the same things.
Please teach me because I have to sleep drunk just to avoid it and I really don't want to go back to antipsychotics ...two days ago I was literally drowning
Millicent T. Wilson sleep paralysis is the spirit world, the fact that you consume alcohol is probably why demons come for you, ever wonder why most liquor stores say wine and spirits. Your mind and spirit is conscious while your body is still on lock, so you feel stuck cause you’re only used to using your earth body and not your spirit body. Stop drinking alcohol.
Yeah this some deep South bullshit. I know I grew up in the deep South and got the same stories. My mom did that salt shit and it stopped my nightmares.
Malak it was an mtv2 show where entertainers like charlamagne and andrew schulz would give their takes on male social etiquette, like whether you can comment on how hot your friends girlfriend is, or how many dates you can go on before you need to have a DTR (define the relationship) conversation. it was pretty entertaining, especially for young dudes at the time.
@@sonikbizoom dude i had three in the row two days ago and with hallucinations. Like the one with it feels like somebody is entering the room and standing next to you, i hate that one.
The paralysis thing isn't only when you're asleep or at night. I was on the phone laying on the seat of a bus at work...when I got off the phone I couldn't get up. My eyes were wide open and I can see everything and I tried to yell for help, but didn't make a sound. After a minute or so I finally was able to get up. My heart was beating super fast and I felt slightly dazed. That shit was scary in the moment.
He is not stupid, he likes to play the stupid part but he's not, just take a look on some discussion with Tomy L, or even the brilliant idiot's and you can see it.
Charlamagne on JRE is like he comes from a magical realm with all kinds of creatures or some shit what the fuck, its like hes the only black kid to graduate from hogwarts
I’ve had a couple of times in my life where I legit read the mind of 2 different men in separate occasions. Without explaining each individual situation, the scenarios are both the same in the fact that I heard the voices of these men clearly tell me something and acted upon what I heard them say. Both times the two men said they never spoke a word to me and they were in a state of complete shock and were really tripping on me. Both times I was sure they were fucking with me and both men have stuck the fact that they never said anything to me and that the only explanation was that I had telepathically heard their thoughts.
When you sleep your brain shuts off motor functions so you don't act out whatever you're dreaming. Sleep paralysis is when your brain snaps out of a dream but doesn't restore motor functions right away.
This is why it's good to have veteran radio people on the show sometimes, Charlamagne just says something ridiculous and knows to play the straight man and let them laugh it out.
One of the most realistic dreams I had of free falling from through a hole and I woke up the moment I hit the ground which made it feel like I felt the ground as I was feeling the bed. My position on the bed was also the same as me falling so that might have helped.
That sleep paralysis is fucked. I had it 3 times in a months span, always got it when i slept on my back and was tired in general. It does feel like something is there with you or on top of you restricting you. Could just be my cns was tapped
He telling the truth I’ve had experiences you wouldn’t believe. My whole life. An my daughter had experiences with stuffed animals coming to life. Shit crazy
The sleep paralysis thing around here was called the witch riding you. It happened to me once when i was a kid i was trying to get up but couldn't and my neck felt pressed down and couldn't speak. I had the chills too. I fully awoke and was creeped out the whole night.
That really sounds powerful, could you brake that down and explain the white above the eyes...I want to understand that a little better...... I'll understand if you tell me to f off dummy however I wont take it personal lol....
@@playerhatef937 xD the whites of your eyes. If their eyelids are always so above the Iris you can see white in their eyes. There's a good chance you really won't enjoy, or really will enjoy the conversations you have together. Depends on the person. Working where I see hundreds of new people everyday you start to notice trends with the crazy ones. Caren types of you will.
The trick to get out of sleep paralysis is to sleep on the edge of the bed and when it happens focus on a foot and make it fall off the bed. Works every time. I used to have this happen everyday for a long time when I was a teenager, to the point I was scared to fall asleep. Doctors started prescribing me sleep medicine and really I think that’s what was causing it to happen every day, before the medicine it was a once every couple of months kind of thing.
It's believed sleep paralysis happens during rapid eye movement cycle because it mostly happens as people are falling into or coming out of REM sleep. During that stage, the brain would normally paralyze the muscles so people don't act out their dreams.
@Daniel Brown Well Joe and Charlamagne were trying to talk about real shit but the other dude was just snickering and saying dumb shit fucking up the vibe.
0:56
Joe: “or maybe even levitated”
CTG: “I’ve done that before”
Joe: *seriously intrigued* Really?
DallasFan seriously intrigued that he believed he did it.
This is 100% peak internet folks. It's all down hill from here on out.
FACTS
pretty sure this is the downhill part
SO TRUE!!
Nick Jesus I never thought of that, god damn nick
Agreed
Lmao! I love Schulz and Charlamagnes friendship
Buttplug rangers
Mr. FE Dalmatia lmAo
@@hebrewthought9976 hava na Gila na na...SHEKELS
Charlemagne been holding in all this weird shit till he got on the show huh
Nah he talked about this shit on Brilliant Idiots
we been heard about all this you gotta be a og brilliant idiot
Im suprised charlamaigne hasn't called one of them racist yet.
he's talked about it on brilliant idiots before, and charlamagne talked about in his first book.
B1ack Go1d that podcast is trash Andrew Schulz is fucking annoying af
Still waiting for keanu reeves on the podcast
Something tells me it would be horrible. He's not a good interview. He's awkward like Elon Musk. You'd have to get him fucked up on weed beforehand
@@landonic81
YES, let's do that. I might be in the few but I'd watch Joe and Keanu getting high, sip a bit of whisky and just talk about whatever.
I'm still waiting for louis ck
Waiting for Kanye
@@landonic81 that would actually still be pretty dope 😂
“They’re not monsters” 🤣 these dudes are hilarious, brilliant idiots! 😂
bruv thats hardly funny ngl
Josiah Gammeter everything building up to that was. I’m not gonna type all that in one comment obviously. Why you even comment?
Hahaha true...they really are lovable meatheads.
I was waiting for Joe to be like "Ever have any brain damage?" 😂
I was piledrived as a kid
@@maximillion813 my head actually cracked the concrete sidewalk lol
Lmaoooo
Alex Jones type shit 💀
I had no idea how crazy Charlamagne is, this podcast was golden.
Charlamagne is the second greatest troll of all time!
Thanks for recognizing my greatness.
Matthew Horizon L
Kevin Dube Jesse lee Peterson is the first greatest troll
Matthew Horizon W
Ikr
Charlemange is so serious saying this while they’re laughing 🤣🤣
There can only be one Michael J Fox.
Also as funny as Andrew was It would have been nice to see where the werewolf/ levitation conversation would have gone with just Joe and CTG
This society, this world, turns innocent loving kids into monsters, so we don’t actually know what the human potential is outside of the machine we are slaves to.
@@MrSilus2000 shut up loser
Opening few seconds about bigfoot, Joe had to try so hard not to explain.....well actually there was a large hominid called a gigantopithicus.....
I have suffered from sleep paralysis too...
What happens is that your brain wakes from sleep but not your body. The blood is not flowing to your body for that period of time. And the reason it feels like that someone is pushing us down is because you are trying to move but cannot, so it feels like someone is trying to push you down.
if your blood stopped flowing, your brain would cease to get oxygen and you would die
No fucking way , I've been awake and I mean fully awake where I was exercising and it was watching me and then started walking and attacked me , then it was gone as fast it showed up
Joe man we need 50 cent on the podcast, please and thank you 🤙🏻
No we dont. Fuck him
@@outoftime417 You must owe Fofty some money
Fuck 50 Cent
For what?
Lol no we don’t. 50 cent is the last person we need on this podcast. This guy hasn’t been relevant for years...and even if he was still relevant, who cares. It’s 50 cent.
A lot of people who experience sleep paralysis report seeing shadowy figures, it's a known effect in some people.
The only thing Charlamagne said that makes sense. Sleep Paralysis is real. Being Teen Wolf is not real.
I suffer from sleep paralysis ...
I had sleep paralysis right before getting released from the navy
@David Pryor u gotta get thru that stage then u can lucid dream
David Pryor shut up creep
@@milkdud6993 ?????????????? what
ahrt what
why u call him a creep lmao
I used to get sleep paralysis all the time as a kid. Eyes open, try to talk but you can't or scream but you can't. Sometimes wake up and can't even breathe. Sometimes honest to God the bed would sink like something got in to bed with me. That shit scared the fuck outta me as a kid
Happened to me for the first time in my life last week. I felt something wrap around me under my covers. Shit freaked me out.
@- 90's Mentality - when I was a kid hell ya...growing up felt it was just my imagination getting the best of me or me being a pussy watching too many movies at the time. But fuck who knows now after what new age science is telling us
@@LetThereBeCheese yeah man it's a huge mind fuck
I have sleep paralysis. It's terrifying, and happened to me just 2 nights ago
I had that about 7 years ago! Absolute terrifying. I seen a devil type beast on top of me with horns fuckkkkkkkk
ASH GAMING UK same shadow beast over me lifted me into the air
Same here too bro. I have sleep paralysis very often. My mom has it also but not as often as I do. I think its genetic. It halfway between sleep awake. Your brain cuts motor movements off so you don't move while your unconscious and harm yourself or either get hurt other ways. But while that happens you can start to wake up before your body brain connection links up and your unable to move. And sometimes your half awake unable to move and still somewhat in a dream state and have hulcinate things or beings. Or the "hag" in some cases. I've FELT like something or someone was holding me down but quickly realized oh shit this is just sleep paralysis and just waited for it to end. I just kept breathing. I focused in on my breathing and calmed myself down. It sucks so bad. And all you can do is just wait... I can even open my eyes. But I can breath consciously . Once my friend was sleeping with me and it happened and I wanted it to end so I began to forced myself to breath in and out fast and crazy like and she touched me and it ended just like THAT. She said were you dreaming? I said no it was sleep paralysis and she said "scary" and rolled over and went back to sleep.. And then so did I. Lmao
I learned that from my doctor. A medicine I was taking made them WAY worse at one time in my life. I stopped taking that medicine. But that medicine made them last longer its not the reason I had that happen at all. I think it is genetics.
@@brycegoude989 it used to happen to me more as a kid. Sometimes I'd stop breathing, and the moment right before I feel like I'm going out, I jerk awake gasping. This past time I was in a really uncomfortable position and I was like a prisoner in my own body while my arm was hurting. I was trying to tell to someone to shake me awake. But no words. Sometimes it's like that. Then other times it's like people here are mentioning, you hear and see for some odd reason rather demonic figures and voices. I think I'd rather have that then the stop breathing and in an uncomfy position one. It's all bad though. It's cool to see several other people that experience the same things.
Had that sleep paralysis and could see shadows next to me having a convo and it still freaks me out now
dude me too!!!
Bro this podcast slaps love the work!
Joe and Charlemagne need to do another episode with just the two of them, the vibes would be crazy
Joe “I think I was molested too” Rogan
In VA we say the witch riding your back when your sleep and it feels like something holding u down
Sleep paralysis..... Seeing shadowy figure in purple n black... had similar experiences
It's called Schizophrenia Char.
Sleep paralysis was scary until i learned what it was. Now its kinds cool.
Please teach me because I have to sleep drunk just to avoid it and I really don't want to go back to antipsychotics ...two days ago I was literally drowning
Millicent T. Wilson sleep paralysis is the spirit world, the fact that you consume alcohol is probably why demons come for you, ever wonder why most liquor stores say wine and spirits. Your mind and spirit is conscious while your body is still on lock, so you feel stuck cause you’re only used to using your earth body and not your spirit body. Stop drinking alcohol.
@@Amazing.millie just accept it and dont fight it
Yeah this some deep South bullshit. I know I grew up in the deep South and got the same stories. My mom did that salt shit and it stopped my nightmares.
Are they more superstitious down there?
I love this! They remind me of guys in my old neighborhood. Crazy and funnier than any comic because they are serious.
ever since watching guy code, i knew charlemagne been saying shit just to get side eyes. he knows damn well what he’s doing lol
What is guy code?
@@malak2858 some gay mtv show
Malak it was an mtv2 show where entertainers like charlamagne and andrew schulz would give their takes on male social etiquette, like whether you can comment on how hot your friends girlfriend is, or how many dates you can go on before you need to have a DTR (define the relationship) conversation. it was pretty entertaining, especially for young dudes at the time.
started watching clips of this and decided to watch the entire thing.
You two! Great content! 💜
best thing for sleep paralysis.
go back to sleep 🤯
Dj👤CRANIUM👤DRUM N BASS UK🧟♂️ nO iTs a DeMoN!!1!
Unless you constantly fall back into sleep paralysis. I'll have 5 or 6 in a row. Shit's wack!
@@sonikbizoom dude i had three in the row two days ago and with hallucinations. Like the one with it feels like somebody is entering the room and standing next to you, i hate that one.
Sleep paralysis is basically when your brain wakes up but your body stays asleep
That sleep thing used to happen to me so much that I would be afraid to fall asleep
Miles Davidson no way! Me too!
Sleep paralysis is torturous, even worse when you're claustrophobic like I am too. It's hell.
I read the title n just laughed
The paralysis thing isn't only when you're asleep or at night. I was on the phone laying on the seat of a bus at work...when I got off the phone I couldn't get up. My eyes were wide open and I can see everything and I tried to yell for help, but didn't make a sound. After a minute or so I finally was able to get up. My heart was beating super fast and I felt slightly dazed. That shit was scary in the moment.
dude see a doctor
0:26 - 0:58 Charlamagne should get "Donkey of the Month" for this video segment alone
Lol
I agree. He’s a fucking donkey.
He was obviously fucking around
What if those kids were fucking with him. He did say he kept saying for a week.
Dreams, I remember flying in dreams. Often down stairs.
Still waiting for Daniel Cormier on the podcast
And solo Forrest Griffin
Charlamagne is always real...love listening to him on the radio
Seriously wtf is charlamagne talking about? He's sounding kinda crazy right now lol
He always sounds like an idiot.
@@natureboy7766 a brilliant idiot
He knows more than hes saying. Go a layer deeper.
He is not stupid, he likes to play the stupid part but he's not, just take a look on some discussion with Tomy L, or even the brilliant idiot's and you can see it.
He’s telling the truth.
Joe "I think it's psychological" Rogan
Who would of thought,Charlemagne is funnier than a comedian
Yo anybody ever have those dreams of going to school and then suddenly realizing ur only wearing underwear?
I’m usually naked but with just a t shirt on
yeah you seen making a murderer? that kid hella got coerced
I have many experiences with sleep paralysis.
Me too
Damn Charlamagne thats some wild shit!! Kool!!
Iv had that two times where i couldnt move n i tried to scream but no one heard me
He didn’t miss a beat on the werewolf
Charlamagne on JRE is like he comes from a magical realm with all kinds of creatures or some shit what the fuck, its like hes the only black kid to graduate from hogwarts
Her: He's probably cheating on me RN.
Him and the boys:
I’ve had a couple of times in my life where I legit read the mind of 2 different men in separate occasions. Without explaining each individual situation, the scenarios are both the same in the fact that I heard the voices of these men clearly tell me something and acted upon what I heard them say. Both times the two men said they never spoke a word to me and they were in a state of complete shock and were really tripping on me. Both times I was sure they were fucking with me and both men have stuck the fact that they never said anything to me and that the only explanation was that I had telepathically heard their thoughts.
😂
Remember this intelligent guy is a God.
When you sleep your brain shuts off motor functions so you don't act out whatever you're dreaming. Sleep paralysis is when your brain snaps out of a dream but doesn't restore motor functions right away.
This shit had me dying
Im from South Carolina too, my folks use to call it the "the witch" riding you lol.
This is why it's good to have veteran radio people on the show sometimes, Charlamagne just says something ridiculous and knows to play the straight man and let them laugh it out.
A Hag was also called a Mare, which is where the term Nightmare comes from
Wtf? He's literaly insane!
That “hag riding” thing happened 2 me once years ago. Shit was terrifying!
Rogan rocking a skoal snack on the podcast? Nice.
Charlemagne might be an immortal...
like Pharrell
LMAO loving these. Also yeah sleep paralysis is some scary shit.
One of the most realistic dreams I had of free falling from through a hole and I woke up the moment I hit the ground which made it feel like I felt the ground as I was feeling the bed. My position on the bed was also the same as me falling so that might have helped.
Joe “gigantopithecus” Rogan!
Fat Earth Comedy lol
That sleep paralysis is fucked. I had it 3 times in a months span, always got it when i slept on my back and was tired in general.
It does feel like something is there with you or on top of you restricting you. Could just be my cns was tapped
I had it once day sleeping on the couch but my cat was actually on my chest. I thought the cat was a demon and was paralysing me with its stare.
Charlemagne and jr 💗
He telling the truth I’ve had experiences you wouldn’t believe. My whole life. An my daughter had experiences with stuffed animals coming to life. Shit crazy
I’m dead serious. It’s easy to not believe when nothing happens to you.
"IT COULD BE"
The sleep paralysis thing around here was called the witch riding you. It happened to me once when i was a kid i was trying to get up but couldn't and my neck felt pressed down and couldn't speak. I had the chills too. I fully awoke and was creeped out the whole night.
I had something similar when I was like 7
man has dissociative powers
Plot twist:the police pulled a hamstead and coached the kids to saying they weren't molested.
Charlemagne is insane! LOL
Word to the wise, white visible above the eyes equals crazy everytime.
That really sounds powerful, could you brake that down and explain the white above the eyes...I want to understand that a little better...... I'll understand if you tell me to f off dummy however I wont take it personal lol....
Examples??
@@playerhatef937 xD the whites of your eyes. If their eyelids are always so above the Iris you can see white in their eyes. There's a good chance you really won't enjoy, or really will enjoy the conversations you have together. Depends on the person. Working where I see hundreds of new people everyday you start to notice trends with the crazy ones. Caren types of you will.
Michael j fox was a classy guy
The trick to get out of sleep paralysis is to sleep on the edge of the bed and when it happens focus on a foot and make it fall off the bed. Works every time. I used to have this happen everyday for a long time when I was a teenager, to the point I was scared to fall asleep. Doctors started prescribing me sleep medicine and really I think that’s what was causing it to happen every day, before the medicine it was a once every couple of months kind of thing.
Charlamagne is really Andy from toy story
Well shit. This dude is the craziest person that has every been on Joe's podcast. If it's crazy he seems to have experienced it.
Shape-shifting
I've had sleep paralysis shit had me shook the 1st time 2nd time I was like whatever
Char-Kelly. Joe Rogan on the cleanup crew.
It's believed sleep paralysis happens during rapid eye movement cycle because it mostly happens as people are falling into or coming out of REM sleep. During that stage, the brain would normally paralyze the muscles so people don't act out their dreams.
that hagg is called a soucoyant
and sleep paralysis is when your brain wakes up before the body in a sense
Succubus?
Almost sounds like a succubus, that shadow women that holds u down lol idk where i heard that from just a thought
Charlamagne is kind of nuts huh
I think is called mandela effect when you have false memories
Salt isn't a kernal bro.
Dude sleep paralysis is no joke man. I get it when I’m uber tired 😓
this is the type of person that respects the kardashians, believes he used to jump up in the air and hover over his church
I’m from South Carolina the hag folklore has been passed down from generation to generation.
Need a sleep paralysis expert
I never knew there were black Greys until I saw Charlamagne.
I've had sleep paralysis just like Charlamagne explained horrible feeling 💯
This is sum real shit i turned off a tv with concentration. And made 2 dogs appear just of thoughts
Damn.. my uncle had some stories about my moms porcelain dolls when they were kids
I wish they didn't have andrew shulz on this one. It ruined the vibe. Charlamagne and Joe on there own would've made this a much better episode.
@mark d comedian if ur serious
@Daniel Brown Well Joe and Charlamagne were trying to talk about real shit but the other dude was just snickering and saying dumb shit fucking up the vibe.
@mark d The annoying random extra in this video that's not supposed to be there
Shulz is so obnoxious. He's trying to hard to impress Joe. By laughing OBNOXIOUSLY at anything. So annoying
Naw Schulzy is the man. Best comic in the game.
Should bring charlamange back on. Great guest