Seriously, this happened on my first playthrough YEARS ago. Burd fell into the same exact spot, and I tried for like 20 minutes to get him out, but he just kept dying, so I had to clear the entire gate myself. Afterwards, and forever, he was wearing some sort of green pajamas, or clothes, with his greatsword on his back and I had no idea why. Then I realized it was because the Lava completely destroyed his armor, so he auto equipped the next best thing!! xD
Obi Wan: "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground !" Anakin: "You underestimate my power !" *Passively wait that Obi Wan slowly slip along the ground*
"I don't think we're going to make it out of here alive" - Immediately quick-glances at dead companion and smirks as he slowly slides to his death. He wanted this.
THIS GOT DARK REAL FAST And the best thing is - bethesda never really intended any of that, it's all just thanks to our collective opulent imagination 😂
What I love is the fact Bethesda used this to make lava like man do they know how lava looks like, (yes I know OP's comment was a joke, I just needed to vent about something).
I remember being around 14 when I let my lil' brother play Oblivion. he NEVER got rid of his rusted hand axe and dremora churl mace, and NEVER bought hammers so they were constantly 20% hp. he made it until level 26 somehow this way!! anyways, looking at him play, i noticed in some areas it said "Jauffre is unconscious" and sometimes, "Brother Martin is unconscious", but not always. as it turns out, he lost them inside a lava sea in a random oblivion gate, at some point in the game. long after, they just came running towards him out of nowhere. Oblivion is a masterpiece because of things like this XD i imagine them both drowning in lava like Burd, endlessly until they eventually found an oblivion gate to exit hahahahaaha
"I don't think we're gonna make it out of this alive" *Slides into lava* "Maybe if you step back we--" "...I *SAID* I don't think we're gonna make it out of here Alive!"
A Wildlife Documentary Narrator: The mighty Burd fish breaks the surface ascending through the air in passionate flair. It is mating season in Oblivion and if we are quiet we may see suitors be lured in."
"You could stop it, and you know it. You could try to save us. But you'll do nothing. You'll just laugh at our deaths. Look at me, dead in the eyes, as I slide down in lava. Our ghosts will haunt you, forever."
This is the most Oblivion thing i have ever seen -Is set IN Oblivion -Has guards do something extremely stupid -AI seems like its suicidal Yep, its Oblivion!
@FuckYouGoogle Theres plenty, but, i dont think just that much as in Oblivion, although i might have grown too used to the bafoonery to even notice anymore
What the hell was that creepy smile straight after he says "we are not going to make it out of here alive" ? He glanced at his companion and found peace with the fact that they are going to die and then succumbed to the laws of physics of the game lol
Oblivion has be remembered as so much more than a normal RPG. It really is a unique gem that was birthed by a glorious mix of ambition and technical limitations.
Honesty yeah people describe it as generic but it’s so damn bizarre. Both in story and as you said ambition and technical limitations for the mechanics
You intelligently designed a comment to bash intelligent design? Inconsistent atheist expecting me to jump to the "intender did it" conclusion for your post's puny level of order but then saying far greater order was just possibly accidental as if erosion could fashion sandcastles into existence. I did a series crushing atheism and atheist myths.
@Casual Scum God never intended man to be eternal in his fallen state, so you don't even understand Christianity, acting as if God failed for making man vulnerable. God wasn't out to make man the ultimate predator. It is atheists who think about animalistic hierarchies since you people degrade yourselves as just accidents which is more absurd than saying that sandcastles just eroded into existence. I did a series crushing atheism and atheist myths.
*gah...agh..hu..hu..aah* dead in lava. Random guard: "Body is still hot" *gaah*, dead. Another random AI : " BY THE NINE DIVINES ASSAULT! ASSAULT!" After few seconds, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE?!?!", *falls into lava*, "guard is unconscious", *agh...* Dead. Me: Why don't I die?, Because I have high ground...
I've lost count of how many times I've came back to these oblivion videos. It's gotten to the point where I know what's coming and I'm giggling in anticipation
Guard's Mom: _"If your friends started jumping off a cliff, would you-"_ *slowly starts sliding down cliff, not breaking eye contact with mother* *mother follows, unblinking and silently, the trajectory of her son's descent*
@@MoonchildMindaugas2 Fun fact: I was originally going to just say "sounds like you have a shit shower" but then I thought better of it. Seems that my good sense did little to help in the end.
God Fieri there’s a bug in fallout 4 where if you go into this one sewer near taffington boathouse and leave with interacting with the advanced locked terminal in it it will eventually make all guns and laser weapons stop doing damage. It even affects previous saves
Burd was only falling unconscious, so the guards figured it was just a really sweet hot-spring. They hoped that it would alleviate the fears of not getting out of oblivion alive. They were right, unfortunately for them.
This is a brilliant metaphor for death. Death is a certainty from which none of us can escape ("I don't think we're going to make it out of here alive"). While some of our loved ones have already moved on (Burd), those of us who remain are sliding slowly towards our demise with every passing second. We may look to others and cry in pain ("BRRGRWAAAH"), but the universe and time are uncaring and indifferent; eventually our bodies will simply give out.
*stands silently*
“I sure hope you know what you’re doing”
madvillainy
@@da23injulecz also Some rap songs Earl sweaty
He said, slowly descending into lava with no apparent reason
*then slowly moon walks to his demise*
"eurgh
Huch
Huch
Eurgh"
*slowly slips into lava*
*Slides down while staring deep in your soul*
Just how I like it. ;)
@@JarthenGreenmeadow :lennyface:
You were my brother, anakin! I loved you!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"This is YOUR fault, player. You could have stopped this."
That voice actor carries that entire game. He's 75% of the voice content and I'm here for it
Wes Johnson. He's also Sheogorath and the Arena Announcer.
I’ve been better
@@Zyk0thand all the gaurds, fighters guild, and random npcs 😂
@@Zyk0thThey're the same person? TIL
@@sharpasacueballBethesda only employs four voice actors aside from the celebrities
I'm going to tell my kids this was Star Wars ep 3
Funny! It basically is in a nutshell. Might be easier to show them this clip than go through the trouble of explaining the whole plot to them.
Lmao
I sure hope you know what you're doing.
those guards had the high ground for a sec
No one has the high ground apparently
How the guards just gradually slide into view makes me laugh
Lol
Same 😂
Lol i was reading comments then just see them slide in xD literally said "you're gonna fall in!"
Especially with that look he gives you XD
0:30
"I don't think we're going to make it out of here alive"
*smiles*
*finally, the end*
Upon further analysis, he smiles as he cuts his eyes toward the dude already in the lava. I think we’ve found our killers ladies and gentlemen.
The will of D.
Same man
me irl
The powerslide down, embracing their fate, really hits ya hard...
Bruh, u don't need to comment on every single video.
@Daniel Hopper Bruh, u don’t need to comment like that.
It's like that ending scene in Terminator 2
Reality hits you hard bro
I cry everytime
Seriously, this happened on my first playthrough YEARS ago. Burd fell into the same exact spot, and I tried for like 20 minutes to get him out, but he just kept dying, so I had to clear the entire gate myself. Afterwards, and forever, he was wearing some sort of green pajamas, or clothes, with his greatsword on his back and I had no idea why. Then I realized it was because the Lava completely destroyed his armor, so he auto equipped the next best thing!! xD
Yeah pretty sure this happened to me too lol
THIS IS MOST FUNNY !!!!! xDDDDD
Just saw a comment of yours on the "Bye!" Oblivion video, checked the comments on this one and here you are.
XD
I feel honored to be the 1000 to like this comment
I swear, this game was made by Monty python
😂 That explains everything!
That would be the most logical thing to say about oblivion xD
I swear it's the BEST COMMENT EVER ! 😂😂😂
@Big Worm Leave us alone mel brookes!
“Tis but a scratch”
I love how when you talk to a character in Oblivion, it just zooms in on their face. Perfect for comedic line delivery.
Yes xD And everything else just FREEZES
@@Li_Tobler STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
Just like that cheesy ass Instagram love filter. Lmao
@@qtfy Yeah, it was done this way for the sake of immersion. I don't remember Skyrim characters even having facial expressions. It's all very dry.
Hugo Clarke you act like having many facial expressions was a un-ironically good thing for this game
Obi Wan: "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground !"
Anakin: "You underestimate my power !"
*Passively wait that Obi Wan slowly slip along the ground*
ha
nice english words, dr shakalu
Don't try it!
LOL
Obi Wan : Urrgh, Auurgh, Arrgh!...Hmmp
*Obi Wan is unconcious*
I can’t get over how Burd keeps passing out and wakes up confused and startled af lmao
"I don't think we're going to make it out of here alive" - Immediately quick-glances at dead companion and smirks as he slowly slides to his death. He wanted this.
The dead companion can't die and endures it forever. That's why he's smiling.
THIS GOT DARK REAL FAST
And the best thing is - bethesda never really intended any of that, it's all just thanks to our collective opulent imagination 😂
I mean, who wouldn’t? Amirite?
@@Li_Tobler You sure about that? You can push a man to his death and get thanked for it in this game, this may very well be on purpose
Sadomasochism much?
So apparently Oblivion had got it's name because the NPCs are compeletely Oblivious to anything around them
Oh, no man. He said: "I dont think we're going to make it of here alive". He was totally on point.
--NPCs are compeletely Oblivious to anything around them--
*Insert joke about how this perfectly describes people on the left here*
Damjan P
Kinda like in real life.
@@deliciou5977 epci....
You’ve heard of the left right?
I love that while they're sliding they are staring at you as if it's your fault they're gonna die.
"I hope you know what you're doing, watching us slide down this mild grade we could easily back up on."
“You have my ear, citizen.”
“OOF! RAGH! Ooh…”
This just goes to show, all you have to do to have fun in Oblivion is stand still. Something is sure to happen eventually.
sounds like gta/red dead/Saints row/every single open world game
Oblivion just less scripted, the stuff that happens in there is a combination of so many silly mechanics @@kidkique
That lava resurrects people after killing them. So they wake up, die again and repeat this infinitely. Oblivion is truly a nightmare realm.
your mom is a nightmare realm
Is this a jojo reference?
@@nickbanderson WoOooOoOOOoosh
Is this Gold Exeperience Requiem reference?
Diavolo will surely downvote this comment
I don't think we're going to make it out of here alive and I don't care to make it out of here alive.
haha i see what u did
This made me choke on my coffee lol
Damn beat me to it xd
*profile pic implys Kira saying this as he sucks on a hand*
If this doesn’t reach the top comment I’m going to be very upset
Burd's fucking posture every time he bounces out and the way he looks at the player gets me every time.
"I don't think we're going to make it out of here alive." *:)*
The way he looks to the body in the lava in the beginning.
the looks my TWO DANGEROUSLY HOT GIRLFRIENDS give me are much hotter than his look
AxxL unconventional boast but acknowledgement nonetheless
Mr. Man weird flex but ok
CLOUT Ryan ok
It was priceless
The orange water is so relaxing you go limp as soon as you’re in it.
What I love is the fact Bethesda used this to make lava like man do they know how lava looks like, (yes I know OP's comment was a joke, I just needed to vent about something).
It’s just a buncha lil sodas
@@avylynn4523 Its actually all just Fanta.
The fact that they never caught a fire just proves that it's just water with color.
I laughed right out loud. Good one
😂
I remember being around 14 when I let my lil' brother play Oblivion. he NEVER got rid of his rusted hand axe and dremora churl mace, and NEVER bought hammers so they were constantly 20% hp. he made it until level 26 somehow this way!! anyways, looking at him play, i noticed in some areas it said "Jauffre is unconscious" and sometimes, "Brother Martin is unconscious", but not always. as it turns out, he lost them inside a lava sea in a random oblivion gate, at some point in the game. long after, they just came running towards him out of nowhere. Oblivion is a masterpiece because of things like this XD i imagine them both drowning in lava like Burd, endlessly until they eventually found an oblivion gate to exit hahahahaaha
0:50 cracks me up everytime. Pensive stare as he meets his demise
*Silently slides towards destiny, unflinching.*
Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives. -thanos
Truly someone to look up to
Edit: Well, I guess down to in this case
Never blink.
Slowly turns head and stares at the lava, accepting of the fact they don't know what they're doing
Well technically the bodys are still warm so looks like there's a killer about...
LMAO
It takes extreme IQ to come up with a joke like that
*slides into lava to search the killer*
@@axelpio9446
Clearly the killer is under the lava...
Arrest the Lava!
"I don't think we're gonna make it out of this alive"
*Slides into lava*
"Maybe if you step back we--"
"...I *SAID* I don't think we're gonna make it out of here Alive!"
Lol
A Wildlife Documentary Narrator: The mighty Burd fish breaks the surface ascending through the air in passionate flair. It is mating season in Oblivion and if we are quiet we may see suitors be lured in."
that David Attenborough
>Burd has lost consciousness
Draven atrenborough
Well, he wasn't lying
Until he was... laying.... in the lava....
Unlike Todd Howard
LMAO
"I don't think we're going to make it out of here alive."
*Glances at the lava, smiles, proceeds to slide into it.*
The smile hahahaha
😂😂
"i sure hope you know what you're doing" killed me
I love how the guard looks down at Burd after talking and smiles like he's trying not to laugh.
I will never believe the Bethesda's IA is not programmed specifically for this
@@roll-h-rush5066 whoosh
"It just works..."
Intelligence algorithm?
@@emrekaraman6877 Inteligencia Artificial. I always mix "IA" (Spanish) and "AI" (English), but they mean the exact same thing
For those who don't know, IA = Idiot A.I. in American.
Oblivion really is the gift that keeps on giving
God bless
It is the game we deserve. And at the same time the game we need.
There is a certain beauty and charm about this game that will never die. This wonderful channel highlights those things fantastically.
Blessings of Mara upon ye... upon all of us!
The way he slowly slides down while making direct eye contact with you
"You could stop it, and you know it. You could try to save us. But you'll do nothing. You'll just laugh at our deaths. Look at me, dead in the eyes, as I slide down in lava. Our ghosts will haunt you, forever."
I'm gonna make you into a fire sword :D
Jarthen Greenmeadow that would be a pretty cool thing to be made into
I was legit expecting him to say: "Have you heard of the High elves?"
The slide into view like a prize on a quiz show and the slightly camp death ragdoll are absolutely hallmarks of Oblivion
*"I shure hope i know what you're doing"* [slowly falls in lava]
much like ancient prometheus burd is stuck in endless torment for trying to defy the gods
the avi really makes this comment
except burd is the one facing the torment; in the myth, prometheus was being tormented by a burd
@@fi4re holy shit
Oblivion is Game of the Year, every year.
@LeaderOfTheStarrySky After the end of time too.
Super Mario Bros 2 is the game of the year, every year, never forget
Half life bro.
Sorry, but that has to go to Super Mario Bros 2
Oblivion is the best.
I love the splash sound effect as if it was a pool
When lava makes cute water splashing noises :D
This is the most Oblivion thing i have ever seen
-Is set IN Oblivion
-Has guards do something extremely stupid
-AI seems like its suicidal
Yep, its Oblivion!
And the bodies are still warm.
@@saamohod Oh, they'll be warm forever, alright
@FuckYouGoogle Theres plenty, but, i dont think just that much as in Oblivion, although i might have grown too used to the bafoonery to even notice anymore
And all have the same voice actor.
Calling this "Artificial Intelligence" is quite an overstatement.
"Body's still warm..."
"You THINK?!"
Meanwhile, Burd is out cold
It was microwaved my guy
By the gods! There's a psychopath on the loose!
Its still RAAAWW!
Check his pulse
What the hell was that creepy smile straight after he says "we are not going to make it out of here alive" ? He glanced at his companion and found peace with the fact that they are going to die and then succumbed to the laws of physics of the game lol
He's Gen Z
A great metaphor. A leader who is sitting tight, unwilling to act. He is luring his followers into a trap.
"I dont think were going to make it out of here alive"
*smiles and looks at the lava*
144frames
Who says he’s unhappy about dying?
*while slowly slides to the lava themselves*
500th like!
Still on dry land Guard: Have you ever heard of the tragedy...of the Lava Guard?
Kinky
i really need to learn those slow sliding skills
Thick tights saves lives
the way they just *_ever so slowly_* descend to their death
Story of my life
It's a metaphor for the inevitable entropy of the universe! Or something like that... **shrugs**
Don't we all?
And just looks the player in the eyes xD
I love the surrendered look the guard gives you as he slowly slides to his death.
"guess I'll die"
radiant AI is so immersive it includes all known human tendencies including suicidal thinking and behaviour. It just works!
“ *Be seeing you* “
I swear Oblivion is one the best games. It is truly a masterpiece
Oblivion has be remembered as so much more than a normal RPG. It really is a unique gem that was birthed by a glorious mix of ambition and technical limitations.
Honesty yeah people describe it as generic but it’s so damn bizarre. Both in story and as you said ambition and technical limitations for the mechanics
It's okay, he's just unconscious. He's still alive.
"I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned."
I... I hope so... He is my favourite character...
Too bad the others aren't key characters and can die off 😂😂
This game is a masterpiece.
Indeed it is.
Burd is unconscious
Masterpiece of shit.
Just kidding
It just works
Quite possibly the most absurd masterpiece ever made, with how perfectly broken the game is in many regards.
I love how he smiles as he looks towards the lava after saying that.
Burd Reynolts, what a guy. Dipping into lava and just chillin'.
0:36 - When you're slowly sliding into a lake of lava, but you're already dead inside.
That was deep ...
You too !!
Mood 🤣
The face expression fits your comment xD
LOL
Omae wa mou shindeiru
“I don’t think we’re going to make it out of here alive”
*slowly slides into lava*
"I said we *aren't* going to make it out of here alive!"
Thx i watched the vid too
When did that happen?
@@bobbyfischer604 yesterday.
Thanks for describing it for me
I love how they just turn their head looking at you and put a smile like they are having such a great day!!
00:02 That smirk and hinting eyes
*CZcams:* uploaded 4 minutes ago
*Me:* Body's still warm. Looks like there's a killer about.
Hard for a body submerged in lava not to be warm
Body is *AARRGG* still warm *UURRRKKK* looks like *HUURRGG* there's a killer ab- *HAAHG*
Farewell
Is this YT Rewind 2018 reference?
Be seeing you.
Burd is having a nice swim
Nice, refreshing, lukewarm.
Burd is Unconscious
That Lava sure packs a punch, then.
I love how the two soldiers just sliding down into the lava while looking at you/player i am crying of laughter 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
0:51 when he looks directly at the camera and says "HA!"
weaselmaster98
Na that was the already inconcious one
Nah, his mouth definitely moved.
XDDDDDDD
I love the synchronized jump at the end lol
@@foxw875 *Mario death jingle*
I'm confused, who has the high ground in this situation?
when it comes to having the hottest and most girlfriends on youtube, i have the high ground
Have you heard of the high elves?
@@AxxLAfriku no not you again
I never go near lava or molten metal these days so I'm pretty sure its me.
The lava does
Lol. They saw how much fun Burd was having, jumping and swimming around in the lava, so they decided to join in.
Heh, heh. Unfortunately they don't have the plot armor/consciousness and unconscious invincibility our friend Burd has.
@@OldBearby Yeah, true. That can certainly help with your experience, while you take a dip in the lava. :)
"It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!"
"You underestimate my power!"
"Don't try it!"
this channel always brightens my day dear god this was fantastic
Sassy Shiba that was orgasmic*
I like my bitches like I like my armor
EBONY
You're fantastic
_Run-on sentence. Consider revising._
I’ll consider it. Thank you, have a nice day. :)
When you are suicidal but don't want to make it obvious...
Oblivion: *Make it Oblivious*
@@kipperbill lmao
Maybe L was secretly suicidal and that’s why he took on the Kira case.
God looks at this example of "intelligent design" and weeps.
why is that funny?
orite, the stupid little checkmark...
^
@@zachhayes9512 ive met our creator
You intelligently designed a comment to bash intelligent design? Inconsistent atheist expecting me to jump to the "intender did it" conclusion for your post's puny level of order but then saying far greater order was just possibly accidental as if erosion could fashion sandcastles into existence. I did a series crushing atheism and atheist myths.
@Casual Scum God never intended man to be eternal in his fallen state, so you don't even understand Christianity, acting as if God failed for making man vulnerable. God wasn't out to make man the ultimate predator. It is atheists who think about animalistic hierarchies since you people degrade yourselves as just accidents which is more absurd than saying that sandcastles just eroded into existence. I did a series crushing atheism and atheist myths.
"I sure hope you know what you're doing." Same to you man.
*Burd is unconscious*
*gah...agh..hu..hu..aah* dead in lava.
Random guard: "Body is still hot" *gaah*, dead.
Another random AI : " BY THE NINE DIVINES ASSAULT! ASSAULT!"
After few seconds, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE?!?!", *falls into lava*, "guard is unconscious", *agh...* Dead.
Me: Why don't I die?, Because I have high ground...
Damn u beat me to this.
Your mom was unconscious...
Body’s still warm...
Scalding hot really
...looks like there's a killer about
Hmmm we must remain vigilant
"No sign of them"
*...Looks like there's a lava about*
I've lost count of how many times I've came back to these oblivion videos. It's gotten to the point where I know what's coming and I'm giggling in anticipation
The best thing is his eyes at (0:02), looking at his side XDD
Guard's Mom: _"If your friends started jumping off a cliff, would you-"_
*slowly starts sliding down cliff, not breaking eye contact with mother*
*mother follows, unblinking and silently, the trajectory of her son's descent*
LMAO this comment is so underrated!!
"the trajectory of her son's descent" i'm dead, no pun intended
@@axelpio9446 *Overrated
Lmao
"I can't jump, mom. I got an arrow to the knee!"
Guards: "I hope you know what you're doing."
Also Guards: *proceeds to casually slide into the lava*
@goggles789 Like "Hey, this is how's done, right? This is how we get out of here?"
"I hope you know what you're doing, because I sure don't."
Playing music from Terminator as they slide into lava would make this scene complete
I love how they fall, graceful like a ballet dancer
0:53 His last smile will haunt me forever xD
N3ur0funk_Infinity I didn’t even recognize it. That truly is terrifying
I love how he smiles and just after it he dies.
He knew the end was coming. And he was glad of it.
He isnt smile.
@@1989Ezal he smiled
It was only until I saw the 'essential character' crown cursor on Byrd's body that I knew where the value of this video would lie.
It was only once i saw*
Wow I didn't even know that's what the crown was for until you pointed that out... over 10 years of Oblivion and I never figured that out :0
Two things:
1) I had no idea the crown stood for that
2) I feel like the value is at least partially in the two non-essential guards
"It's over, Anakin, I have the high ground!"
"I sure hope you know what you are doing", Dumbledore said calmly as he starts to slide in the lava.
0:57
When the water in the shower goes from hot to ice cold instantly
Sounds like you have a pretty shitty shower, my condolences
@@taitia8619 Only flows feces. Shit-shower.
I literally choked myself with this one
@@MoonchildMindaugas2 Fun fact: I was originally going to just say "sounds like you have a shit shower" but then I thought better of it. Seems that my good sense did little to help in the end.
I just died with this comment lmaoooooooooooo
“It just works.” ~ Anonymous member
of the chess club
God Fieri there’s a bug in fallout 4 where if you go into this one sewer near taffington boathouse and leave with interacting with the advanced locked terminal in it it will eventually make all guns and laser weapons stop doing damage. It even affects previous saves
NCR Master Race it‘s not a bug, it‘s a feature.
I'm sure that's the same excuse Todd used to win his chess matches .
i want to motorboat todd howard ngl
Keh, heh, heh! Not so anonymous anymore!
Been watching these clips in the past few days as they're popping in my recommendations and now I really want to play this game lol
That slow slide in from off screen to their doom was so good 😆
woo!
blorgh, blorgh!
oohgh!
blaaargh!
oohgh, oohgh!
aaargh!
mmh!
blorgh!
AAARGH!
BLEAAGH!
best conversation ever
Best comment honestly 😂😂😂😂
oooouuuhhh
Radiant A.I. In action.
@@ryanmcfarlane9731 honestly, you're both idiots
This need a remix :D
I don’t think we’re going to make it out of here alive
*PROCEEDS TO DESCEND MAGICALLY INTO LAVA*
That was the plan. And he had to fulfill that prophecy.
He didn't descend into the lava. The lava ascended into him.
His shoes were slippery man, don't be judgemental
DELET 😂
*Gives a thumb up while descending into lava*
I swear there is the same voice actor for almost every character in this game 😆
"I fell in to a burning lake of lava. I fell down down down till my feet got hotter. It burns burns burns the lake of lava the lake of lava."
"Burd is unconscious"
Yea that um... might be for the best actually
Burd was only falling unconscious, so the guards figured it was just a really sweet hot-spring. They hoped that it would alleviate the fears of not getting out of oblivion alive.
They were right, unfortunately for them.
That one NPC from Beyond Skyrim: I descend from Captain Burd, he fought alongside the Champion of Cyrodiil! He was a great warrior!
*Captain Burd:*
The side glance and smug smile at 0:03 fucking killed me.
The guard's face at 0:03 LOL "I don't think we're going to make it out of here alive" - proceeds to give a smug grin while glancing at Burd.
*I'm sure they'll make it out alive*
"I don't think we're going to make it out of here alive"
*invincible story guard dies for eternity*
*killable guards slide smiling to join*
"I sure hope you know what you're doing"
Never in my life I died of laughter from a simple phrase
This is a brilliant metaphor for death. Death is a certainty from which none of us can escape ("I don't think we're going to make it out of here alive"). While some of our loved ones have already moved on (Burd), those of us who remain are sliding slowly towards our demise with every passing second. We may look to others and cry in pain ("BRRGRWAAAH"), but the universe and time are uncaring and indifferent; eventually our bodies will simply give out.
jmcieslak0
Intelegence 100
Brilliant
Yes, and some of us may even do a backwards limbo bend into a boiling lake of lava ;)
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Guard: I have the high ground
Guard: *sliding down* I have the high
Guard: I have the
Guard: I have
Guard: I
Guard: bwaah
You get the lava ground!
Random Dude LAVA GROUND
LMAO
Well You Just Lost Your High Ground.
Guard: I hate
Guard: I HATE YOU!
*burns*