Fallout New Vegas - All Low Intelligence Speech Checks

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  • All Low Intelligence Dialogue Options I've Found In Fallout New Vegas
    0:00 Doc Mitchell
    0:11 Haggerty
    0:25 Doctor Usanagi
    0:54 Ignacio Rivas
    1:33 Recognition Scanner
    1:41 Arcade
    2:30 Silus
    2:46 Ranger Milo
    3:09 Otho
    3:22 Melody
    3:53 Tabitha
    4:09 Vagrant
    4:42 Veronica
    5:05 Brotherhood Paladin
    5:33 Brain
    6:45 Silus (Legion)
    7:04 Markland
    7:38 Johnson
    8:07 Pretty Sarah
    8:25 Dazzle
    8:57 Eddie
    9:21 ED-E
    9:55 Hadrian
    10:16 Gorobets
    10:48 Fantastic
    11:05 Mike Lawson
    11:25 Dean Domino
    12:24 Saint James
    12:39 Dennis Crocker
    13:15 Dog
    13:51 Monroe
    14:07 Sierra Madre Holograms
  • Hry

Komentáře • 1,4K

  • @rakeflow5531
    @rakeflow5531 Před 6 měsíci +3576

    "Are you a maker of war, or peace?"
    "Pizza."
    best fucking game of the century

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 Před měsícem +101

      That's reassuring :)
      Ignacio don't mind at all honestly nice of him.

    • @Josh-fj9hi
      @Josh-fj9hi Před 19 dny +13

      I love this every fucking time

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 17 dny

      Idiot dialogue here is good but i prefer fallout 2 because you cant act smart anywhere you are always an idiot and the game has every character act different because of it.

    • @Amber_Valentine
      @Amber_Valentine Před 12 dny +5

      But does pizza even exist tho, I enevr see one in the game

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 Před 12 dny +4

      @@Amber_Valentine I mean with how much random shit that gets thrown in everytime that should be long gone I wouldn't be surprised if Pizza exists still

  • @samanthaofcatarina
    @samanthaofcatarina Před 10 měsíci +6299

    "You must have some special business for them to let you through"
    "Nuh uh"
    I love that so much lol

    • @TK--ch9jl
      @TK--ch9jl Před 9 měsíci +352

      "I wear computer, make me color of ground, make me color of sky."
      *Nuh uh.*
      *Yuh uh.*

    • @apollojustice5338
      @apollojustice5338 Před 7 měsíci +118

      FYM NUH-UH

    • @TK--ch9jl
      @TK--ch9jl Před 7 měsíci +35

      @@apollojustice5338 i mean *nuh uh*

    • @rudhra5957
      @rudhra5957 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Nuh uh 💅

    • @TheRandom_Emu
      @TheRandom_Emu Před 2 měsíci +12

      Im with the brotherwood of seal

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 Před 11 měsíci +4412

    "Are you a soldier or a scientist?"
    "me pet animals"
    lmao

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Před 8 měsíci +1519

    "Just don't help bad people, and I'll help you."
    (2 seconds later)
    "YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES!?"

  • @dharkbizkit
    @dharkbizkit Před 11 měsíci +11939

    that "implant/plant" joke dialog must have been a nightmare for the localisation teams in some countries

    • @Morhan_Jehnez
      @Morhan_Jehnez Před 11 měsíci +1195

      Lol oh the horrific struggles localisation is one hell of a pain in the ass

    • @delilah1377
      @delilah1377 Před 11 měsíci +1033

      they probably just changed it to some other joke

    • @reset123451
      @reset123451 Před 11 měsíci +1152

      well, is implante/planta in spanish so we are lucky for this time

    • @WormsMaster100
      @WormsMaster100 Před 11 měsíci +397

      @@Morhan_Jehnez As someone who studied to be a translator, i can confirm

    • @euclidismybro1451
      @euclidismybro1451 Před 11 měsíci +602

      @@WormsMaster100 As someone who didn't study to be a translator, ok

  • @bronzecomeshome9517
    @bronzecomeshome9517 Před 11 měsíci +7340

    The best low intelligence interaction is always with Ignacio, where he completely ignores that you are low intelligence

    • @_TristanGray
      @_TristanGray Před 11 měsíci +1379

      I really hear it as him having a lot of compassion for a simpleton. Treating the courier like a toddler lmao

    • @willishuntley9062
      @willishuntley9062 Před 11 měsíci +710

      My favorite is the vagrant interaction at 4:10

    • @HomicidalTh0r
      @HomicidalTh0r Před 11 měsíci +89

      @@willishuntley9062 It's my favorite as well.

    • @DevoGaming93
      @DevoGaming93 Před 10 měsíci +557

      "I make Pizza."
      "Others who have made those claims...."

    • @michael_krueger
      @michael_krueger Před 10 měsíci +180

      I guess it makes sense when his coworker is a giant idiot anyways lol

  • @JDsVarietyVideo
    @JDsVarietyVideo Před rokem +5222

    I love that the Brotherhood just decides to kill you when your burp in their face, like you committed the treasonous act.

    • @deanm4905
      @deanm4905 Před 11 měsíci +295

      To be honest, I would have burped in his face myself. What does he expect if he talks to people like that?

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi Před 10 měsíci +152

      @@deanm4905 expects them to respect his power armor and laser rifle

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Před 9 měsíci +96

      ​@BlackMasterRoshi he should respect my straight razor and running water.

    • @cowlinator
      @cowlinator Před 6 měsíci +37

      He sounded bored. "You are hereby... *sigh*... condemned to execution... *sigh*"

    • @ignignoktthemooninite3679
      @ignignoktthemooninite3679 Před 5 měsíci +10

      They're a bunch of techno fetishes. I always wipe them out in all my playthroughs

  • @chardaskie
    @chardaskie Před rokem +8086

    One of my favorite things from fallout is when an NPC is just flabbergasted by your idiocy

    • @tanker00v25
      @tanker00v25 Před rokem +102

      Idiocy*

    • @chardaskie
      @chardaskie Před rokem +56

      @@tanker00v25 thank you

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon Před rokem +295

      i know people make mistakes all the time but there is something ironic about misspelling "idiocy"

    • @imbaroud5273
      @imbaroud5273 Před rokem +23

      ​@@tanker00v25 🤓

    • @tanker00v25
      @tanker00v25 Před rokem +43

      @@imbaroud5273 😐

  • @speaksoftly6944
    @speaksoftly6944 Před 10 měsíci +2020

    The idea of a fully grown man/woman screaming "ICE CREAM" at a flying robot as a speech check, and fucking succeeding is so funny to me 😂😂

    • @nighthero7
      @nighthero7 Před 8 měsíci +244

      In fallout 3, there was a part that you needed to go into a school, but the machines were hostile. BUT if you had low intelligence, I think picking the 'ice cream' option when it asks why you are here, makes it think that you were a special needs kid & would not be hostile to you.

    • @smooth9075
      @smooth9075 Před 6 měsíci +102

      You can also pass this speech check with Luck 7 .... by also saying Ice cream

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx Před 5 měsíci +57

      Fully grown man/woman that probably has at least 9 in str/end/agi/luck as you have 1 int and char.
      So basically "Special" Superman or Hulk.
      And i gotta say if Hulk screamed "ICE CREAAAAM!!" at me i would accept that password too.

    • @nexdemise4182
      @nexdemise4182 Před měsícem +39

      In FO4 when accosted by a Mr. Gutsy one of the options is to say "Go fuck yourself you crazy robot". Hilariously enough the robot will decide that a Chinese infiltrator wouldn't say that, wishes you a nice day, and leaves.

    • @Luis-rz7oo
      @Luis-rz7oo Před 12 dny

      ​@smooth9075 yea that's pretty funny

  • @skip2094
    @skip2094 Před rokem +6125

    The encounter at 4:10. He speaks so elegantly because your intelligence is so low. If you have high intelligence he just rambles on and you can't understand him.

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 Před rokem +5098

    1:24 “Pizza” response implies pizza somehow survived the Great War and people out there are making pizza.

    • @sabianwatts8515
      @sabianwatts8515 Před rokem +750

      "That's reassuring"

    • @sabianwatts8515
      @sabianwatts8515 Před rokem +535

      Veronica jokingly orders a brahmin burger when you go with her to the hidden valley bunker. It's likely that many culinary recipes and cookbooks survived the Great War.

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 Před rokem +86

      you're right- but there's never been pizza in-game as food/consumable, has there?

    • @theslavbeing335
      @theslavbeing335 Před rokem +184

      @@NewPaulActs17 probably in some upper-class region of NCR

    • @jayyoudeeee9096
      @jayyoudeeee9096 Před rokem +201

      It’s literally bread and sauce what’s so surprising about that?

  • @robotom6595
    @robotom6595 Před rokem +5861

    I love that you can somehow charm Arcade to follow you despite having the computing power of a brick

    • @henrypulido4811
      @henrypulido4811 Před rokem +392

      The Courier and the bad bit-... Good boi he pulled by being "S.P.E.C.I.A.L"

    • @gamenut112
      @gamenut112 Před rokem +151

      ah! the courier has sub brick computing power. Having the computing power of a brick would be an improvement.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 Před rokem +588

      The idea is you’re so stupid Arcade sees leaving you without adult supervision as tantamount to murder

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi Před rokem +341

      I mean. If you saw a child wandering about with grenades and guns and Nuclear artillery, wouldn't you also want to go along to supervise them?
      I wouldn't, I like to live. But Arcade Gannon is better than me.

    • @myself2noone
      @myself2noone Před 11 měsíci +36

      @@Gilhelmi I mean it might be cool. He will probably do something funny!

  • @trashrabbit69
    @trashrabbit69 Před 9 měsíci +909

    The absolute genius in Obsidians writing team to have Arcade be a companion by either having an insanely high Speech check for the part of the game most people first meet him, to just being so fucking stupid he actually finds it necessary to accompany you out of pity still floors me lmao. They will never be paid enough for what they did.

    • @jam-the-hologram
      @jam-the-hologram Před 3 měsíci +106

      Or be gay and flirt with him

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 Před měsícem +12

      @jam-the-hologram
      Or just good rep with Followers.

    • @Sketchy3032
      @Sketchy3032 Před 14 dny

      fr, and him babytalking you after knowing how stupid you are is such a cherry on top

  • @FlipWarBucks
    @FlipWarBucks Před rokem +2646

    The guy going from incoherent mumbling to “friend, I just happened to…” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erickolb8581
      @erickolb8581 Před 11 měsíci +345

      A person stupider than him must have been really sobering. "I can't be that dumb, I really need to quit these drugs and stop disgracing myself. Otherwise I'll end up at least as bad as this guy." LOL

    • @rishavganguly92
      @rishavganguly92 Před 11 měsíci +190

      I think that's a translation.

    • @Wreck_RS
      @Wreck_RS Před 11 měsíci +194

      It’s like regular show when Mordecai and Rigby drank Brain Max they were both so smart that they started talking gibberish to everyone else but between the two it was a normal conversation.

    • @YukiColburn
      @YukiColburn Před 11 měsíci +83

      I believe Fallout 2 had a similar interaction to this one
      Iirc it's a translation of what they're actually saying
      ... It's funnier when you think about the fact they're probably mumbling nonsense

    • @user-tl9gp4dn4q
      @user-tl9gp4dn4q Před 11 měsíci +62

      I believe its a monty python reference theres a scene where a guy is mumbling to a other guy and when the guards leave he talks normally

  • @Alec_Reaper
    @Alec_Reaper Před 10 měsíci +908

    I love the idea that the low intelligence courier accidentally turns on ARCHIMEDES

    • @redbuno
      @redbuno Před 8 měsíci +150

      Arcade screaming at the top of his lungs made me choke 😂

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 Před měsícem +34

      Arcade: Screaming*
      Courier: hehe he shiny laser shoot ground!

  • @jasonalcatraz5817
    @jasonalcatraz5817 Před 11 měsíci +2063

    I love how Ignacio acknowledges your low intellect, but still fully understands what you (are trying to) say to him

    • @urthofthenewsun8465
      @urthofthenewsun8465 Před 10 měsíci +362

      Ignacio is one of the most polite characters in the game for the fact that he doesn’t talk down to low INT Courier

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 Před měsícem +22

      Yea good for Ignacio he understands what you mean doesn't try to correct you, just goes along with it knowing what you mean.... unless you actually did want pizza.

    • @DTKloves8
      @DTKloves8 Před 18 dny +6

      dude might be the most reasonable man in the wasteland.

  • @TheRealGears
    @TheRealGears Před 10 měsíci +2564

    1:33
    One thing I will always love about robots in fallout. They're so unstable that using them *incorrectly* often makes them function properly.

    • @bush2239
      @bush2239 Před 9 měsíci +177

      ICEEE CREEEEEAAAAM!!!!

    • @Wreck_RS
      @Wreck_RS Před 9 měsíci +397

      For those that don’t know the science speech check that requires 80 points to get into Vegas is 1C 3C R34 M put that together 1C3 CR34M the character is actually a mastermind.

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine Před 9 měsíci +149

      There is a luck check for the same encounter where you will say the same thing. Ice Cream seems to be a passcode

    • @pain3236
      @pain3236 Před 9 měsíci +73

      I think a terminal also tells you the password is ice cream

    • @Electracion
      @Electracion Před 8 měsíci

      @@pain3236 Iirc you can also get it with a high enough luck.

  • @tannermaxwell7321
    @tannermaxwell7321 Před rokem +1528

    I just love that the Courier’s brain can tilt inside it’s container and blow out smoke when it’s frustrated.

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 Před 10 měsíci +84

      Which you can also come on to, which results in pure disgust from your own brain

    • @E55666
      @E55666 Před 16 dny +1

      its

    • @tannermaxwell7321
      @tannermaxwell7321 Před 15 dny

      @@E55666 good for you.

    • @E55666
      @E55666 Před 15 dny

      @@tannermaxwell7321 Good for you to know better grammar

    • @user-uf2is3rp7j
      @user-uf2is3rp7j Před 3 dny

      If the courier has low intelligence how is his brain still smart?

  • @BaeBunni
    @BaeBunni Před rokem +855

    ah the best comeback "you stinky"

    • @jacksonbeeftown6908
      @jacksonbeeftown6908 Před 11 měsíci +79

      Completely mentally destroyed Silus at that speech. He is definitely thinking of killing himself because of that instead of the cowardice he showed.

    • @implord4197
      @implord4197 Před 6 měsíci +20

      It's right up there with "Ugh-lee" in fallout 1.

  • @nathanniesche6380
    @nathanniesche6380 Před rokem +1145

    One thing that baffles me about this game is why your character goes from "I is scientistic" to actually speaking coherent sentences.

    • @HTacianas
      @HTacianas Před rokem +425

      It would be time consuming to rewrite every line of dialogue to reflect low intelligence, so they just did a few funny options to show it off and left ones that wouldn't have a different outcome alone.

    • @nathanniesche6380
      @nathanniesche6380 Před rokem +175

      @@HTacianas I just think it would make more sense to have the character say bafflingly stupid things like you see with some of the low intelligence dialogue rather than "googoogaga" talk.

    • @HeckPoliceman
      @HeckPoliceman Před 11 měsíci +165

      @@HTacianas I blame it on voice acting. Since you'd have to pay the VAs to react to the low INT choices. Without voice acting you actually could re-write the script to reflect dumb-dumb interactions.

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 Před 11 měsíci +52

      ​@@nathanniesche6380 For a mechanic that originally influenced nothing more than your stats im glad we got what we got regarding speech check variety

    • @NEPAAlchey
      @NEPAAlchey Před 10 měsíci +31

      ​@@HTacianasVampire the Masquerade rewrote every line of dialogue for the crazy faction. Todd could do it!

  • @artemisarrow179
    @artemisarrow179 Před rokem +2566

    Ranger Milo is a good man taking special care to explain things to a mentally challenged person in the middle of a war zone

    • @sebastiann.8088
      @sebastiann.8088 Před rokem +87

      He's so nice 😊

    • @tacidian7573
      @tacidian7573 Před rokem +311

      I just love the sentence: "You're one of them special folks, ain't ya?".

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Před 9 měsíci +37

      It's OK, I'll take my straight razor in there and cut up them snakes for you.

    • @Krenzi_Fur
      @Krenzi_Fur Před 7 měsíci +27

      Its kinda sad how rude people are to you, ik its fallout but man it makes me happy seeing people be nice

    • @SommerSen
      @SommerSen Před 6 měsíci +19

      ​@@Krenzi_Furits the way everyone talks down to you or makes jabs at you on so many of the dialogues. Like they just want to feel superior to you even though you have been literally shot in the head and can't understand what they're saying. Hell, even the Followers doctor at the new vegas clinic insults your intelligence, and the dialogue choice might as well be you mishearing what she said

  • @cabbagyboi9129
    @cabbagyboi9129 Před 7 měsíci +537

    Honestly, credit to Arcade and Ranger Milo. Arcade shows patience dealing with the Courier that just about no one else does and Milo actually explains the metaphor instead of just saying “forget it, you’re too stupid to understand”

    • @GreenHerringFalloutOfficial
      @GreenHerringFalloutOfficial Před 6 měsíci +20

      Meanwhile the legion calls you an idiot

    • @Fiemus9
      @Fiemus9 Před 4 měsíci +13

      So sweet lol. 😅 Ignacios probably the sweetest though. No judgement

  • @captc0ck5lap60
    @captc0ck5lap60 Před 10 měsíci +552

    Poor Ignacio Rivas. Imagine this hulking wastelander walking in, bedecked in heavy armour and strapped with a gun and/or enormous hammer that could annihilate you in an instant.
    You hesitantly but politely ask what he's here for when he lumbers up to you. His answer: a bone-chilling, monotone "I pet aminals."
    Terrifying Presence move over because I would run all the way east till I hit the sea.

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi Před rokem +1718

    I like Arcade Gannon.
    He just wants to help a special needs person who is destined for something that they don't understand.

    • @wolfen26
      @wolfen26 Před 9 měsíci +110

      There is even some special dialogue with Arcade if you have both low intelligence and the Confirmed Bachelor perk. It's pretty funny.

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged Před 9 měsíci +7

      ​@@wolfen26 What is it?

    • @blackjacka.5097
      @blackjacka.5097 Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@wolfen26like?

    • @domeen0gt895
      @domeen0gt895 Před 8 měsíci +57

      ​@@wolfen26TELL US YOUR SECRETS WENCH

    • @HighMarshalBiggusDickus
      @HighMarshalBiggusDickus Před 8 měsíci

      We all need an arcade in our lives

  • @rudolvondankheim1951
    @rudolvondankheim1951 Před rokem +887

    For years until the pandemic I thought these dialogs were for everyone cause I never put points into intelligence, and it turns out they were not normal dialogs and never noticed I was getting called slow for years on fallout new veges

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 Před 11 měsíci +174

      meanwhile me being too arrogant to go for a "less than 10 intelligence" build yelling at virtual farmers for not understanding me

    • @DKNguyen3.1415
      @DKNguyen3.1415 Před 11 měsíci

      That's what it's like being low intelligence. Lack of awareness of the world around you.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix Před 11 měsíci +53

      After a bunch of playthroughs I use exploits and cheats to unlock 10 in all SPECIALs and most perks. It's really surprising how many options you get in the weirdest moments.

    • @crunchysalmons
      @crunchysalmons Před 8 měsíci +109

      you never noticed dialogue like “i is scientist” and “yes! pizza”……
      so not only do you exclusively make low int characters in the fallout game with the hardest speech checks but irl you’re clearly pretty simple as well if you pay that little attention to dialogue to never notice that your characters are all talking like toddlers

    • @teodoraristic822
      @teodoraristic822 Před 8 měsíci +158

      bro has INT 1 irl

  • @Hairysteed
    @Hairysteed Před 11 měsíci +484

    10:50 Love how Fantastic is shitting his pants because he's still outmatched! 🤣

  • @gb9884
    @gb9884 Před 7 měsíci +160

    It's also cool how the doctor gives you the intelligence implant for a decent discount too.

  • @geoffreyguestion2843
    @geoffreyguestion2843 Před 10 měsíci +539

    Funny part about Cannibal Johnson's dialogue is that Sergeant Dornan actually shows patience when interacting with a low-INT character.

    • @julietkilo9716
      @julietkilo9716 Před 8 měsíci +154

      Interact with a drill sergeant sometime.
      They act angry with perfectly average 5 INT people, those are generally too shocked by the act.
      They act particularly angry with high INT, because they should know better
      And for low INT, they tend towards a patience with an edge of humor, often placing them in the care of more capable soldiers for coaching
      Dealing with knuckleheads is pretty much in the job description

    • @blastovich
      @blastovich Před 5 měsíci +25

      Sergeant Dornan is based

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 Před 4 měsíci

      @@julietkilo9716 you've never played fallout 2, have you dumb-dumb?

    • @SnakeEyes.MP4
      @SnakeEyes.MP4 Před 13 dny +1

      @@blastovichbased, and 500 and teennn years old pilled

  • @SpartanA054Moose
    @SpartanA054Moose Před rokem +883

    Fallout New Vegas - All Smoothest Brain Speech Checks

    • @kienpham2186
      @kienpham2186 Před rokem +27

      The speech is not too smooth but the brain does

    • @albadude1922
      @albadude1922 Před rokem +2

      Downs speech checks

    • @AroAceGamer
      @AroAceGamer Před rokem +1

      Koala speech check

    • @mb-rc4zu
      @mb-rc4zu Před 11 měsíci

      Smart brain, ugly, bumpy, yuck.
      Smooth brain, sleek, streamlined, clean.

    • @SpenceJS87
      @SpenceJS87 Před 18 dny

      Hey there smoothskin.

  • @fawkewe
    @fawkewe Před 11 měsíci +879

    Its a shame Caesar doesn’t have any stupidity checks as hes a very well read character. It would be hilarious.

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 Před 9 měsíci +7

      He might

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 Před 7 měsíci +2

      He has a lower Int than a mole rat, he gets Hegal wrong, by instead getting Fichte wrong, failing to understand basic dialectics, and is especially wrong relative to later works like dialectical materialism. Edward is a fascist larper, other than his charisma and basic combat skills he's no different to your average 4chan user.

    • @yueren3646
      @yueren3646 Před 6 měsíci +89

      Ironically, his special intelligence stat is only 4 points, just 1 point lower than snuggle's.

    • @demilembias2527
      @demilembias2527 Před 6 měsíci +162

      @@yueren3646 I mean, that makes sense. idk if I'd put him as low as 4 but part of what makes him such a good villain is how egotistically pseudo-intellectual he is, and how he thinks he's an epic bigbrain who chooses to rule through force because of his deep understanding of human nature, when in reality he blatantly misunderstands history and philosophy and is really a raider warlord like anyone else. kinda reminds me of your average twitter bluecheck these days...

    • @XxxTheFireEmblemxxX
      @XxxTheFireEmblemxxX Před 6 měsíci +44

      He’s not well read. What he claims are Hegelian dialectics are just… not.

  • @cavetrollvillageidiot3095
    @cavetrollvillageidiot3095 Před 6 měsíci +362

    Lieutenant Monroe: "I can't disobey orders, can I?"
    Courier: "They were nice. You should be nice too."
    Monroe, trying not to cry: *I can't say no to this absolute bean*

    • @joshuagraham1800
      @joshuagraham1800 Před měsícem +22

      Imagine like a 30ish year old man saying something like that to you omg

  • @leigonveteran113
    @leigonveteran113 Před 9 měsíci +125

    “Are you associated with any factions?”
    “NUH UH”

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 Před rokem +616

    Fantastic is a high charisma, low intelligence, average+ wisdom character. He knows when he's beat. xD

    • @cultofhampter
      @cultofhampter Před 10 měsíci +98

      "I've got a theoretical degree in physics"
      "Welcome to the team"
      -NCR accepting Fantastic

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine Před 9 měsíci +19

      Less charisma, more luck

    • @monkofdarktimes
      @monkofdarktimes Před 5 měsíci +4

      He was better than the other group before him

    • @aarondonald1611
      @aarondonald1611 Před 11 dny

      @@doughboywhine Luck, Charisma, and Endurance. Walks the entire wasteland getting into hijinks

  • @jace9986
    @jace9986 Před rokem +788

    4:10 i don’t know how many times people will say this, but I’ve played this game since the year it came out, and I’ve never ever even seen this encounter, anywhere.

    • @BioshockDrill
      @BioshockDrill Před rokem +323

      The lower your intelligence the smarter he sounds. At max, he just grunts I think.

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner Před rokem +21

      This is the best one

    • @Vetaul
      @Vetaul Před rokem +208

      @@BioshockDrill At max intelligence you can’t talk to him, he instead just snickers and starts coughing profusely

    • @kavinskysmith4094
      @kavinskysmith4094 Před rokem +42

      it'd be funny if this was an inclination of things to come, like with the wild wasteland perk the rest of the bullet comes out at a set random time and suddenly you have Mark II intelegence score with the improper spelling still intact or the option to put it back in lol
      and jesus how did these guys do this much with a game that took 18 months, and 5 years latter we got fallout 4, where your playing a Dave Folley Yesman simulator for every broke air head in the commonwealth
      ugh............ welp, we know what perk Mr it just works chose at his character creation screen, I'll tell you that much lol and huh............oh god....... great now I wonder if it would be possible to make a meme playthrough full of every dumb quote that guy has ever said lol
      like the yesmen tooddd HOWWARDDD playthrough lol

    • @G_Macks
      @G_Macks Před rokem +35

      it's a reference to another low intelligence encounter in Fallout 2

  • @elsgare8485
    @elsgare8485 Před rokem +509

    Okay, but shout out to ranger Milo for being such a cool dude whenever face to face with an obvious dimwit

    • @handsdowntoo7150
      @handsdowntoo7150 Před 9 měsíci +37

      Yeah, it's oddly heart-warming how quickly he explains the snake thing to your character so you can understand it.

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic Před 6 měsíci +6

      ​@@handsdowntoo7150being a ranger he's probably had to deal with non English speaking tribals before

  • @htchn
    @htchn Před 9 měsíci +144

    I like the fact that ignacio's dialogue remains the exact same despite the player saying pure nonsense, it's like he's used to talking to dumb people and doesn't even bat an eye when seeing someone so dumb

  • @Your.typical.German.2.
    @Your.typical.German.2. Před rokem +223

    Facial Recognition Scanner: this floor is for executive’s only! identify who you are!
    Player: ICECREAM!!
    Facial Recognition Scanner: Ahhh Icecream is back! Hasn’t been here for hundreds of years, must of been busy and took a vacation.

    • @naenae2350
      @naenae2350 Před 11 měsíci +14

      I think it was supposed to be just a luck 7 speech only, but its pretty funny that it works on low int

    • @DarkonFullPower
      @DarkonFullPower Před 11 měsíci +29

      ​@@naenae2350 It checks for both. Low Int gets it for "free." Others require 7 luck.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 Před 8 měsíci +12

      @@DarkonFullPowerit’s actually not the same option. Luck takes a wild guess. Morons mistake the MR.handy for an ice cream machine, hence the different punctuation :3

  • @AntlionUncletruthin
    @AntlionUncletruthin Před 11 měsíci +229

    11:45 is the best voice acting I've ever heard

  • @hunter99225
    @hunter99225 Před rokem +221

    Finally a Courier I can relate to.

    • @Justacheese
      @Justacheese Před 11 měsíci +24

      He shows up at your door shouts "ME BRING PACKAGE!" and throws it with all his might at your feet. Then he crab walks away with the posture of someone who's shat himself for the past 3 days.

    • @Wyattthemfbyers
      @Wyattthemfbyers Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@JustacheeseICE CREAM

  • @louissee5599
    @louissee5599 Před 10 měsíci +249

    The vagrant interaction has to be the best one

    • @diobuthesconfused7507
      @diobuthesconfused7507 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Absolutely

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice Před 8 měsíci +33

      Quite right, my compliments to the developers for such a memorable encounter with such a fine individual

    • @bn-tc2tk
      @bn-tc2tk Před 6 měsíci +4

      Its basically Peter and his dad having their drunk unintelligible, intelligent conversation

  • @phoenixmatthias2632
    @phoenixmatthias2632 Před 11 měsíci +91

    Courier goes "bUuRp*
    Paladin of the Steel Brotherhood: "And...I took that personally"

  • @Corky1O1c
    @Corky1O1c Před rokem +261

    Magic screen put on my phone 1 minute ago? Me watch. Me like.

    • @Adodinge
      @Adodinge Před rokem +3

      Praise the all knowing algorithm

    • @tacidian7573
      @tacidian7573 Před rokem +12

      Me watching these video before eating a pizza. Yummy.

  • @sergiochan005
    @sergiochan005 Před 11 měsíci +516

    There's also one when you first met Chet, a shopkeeper in Goodsprings:
    Normal: What makes surplus ammo inferior?
    Low INT: Why is surplus ammo not good?

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 Před 9 měsíci +3

      What does he say

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Před 9 měsíci +58

      When Joe Cobb leaves the inn, the dialogue changes too.
      High intelligence: "I overheard your argument. What happened?"
      Low intelligence: "That guy seemed mad."

  • @kennford
    @kennford Před 11 měsíci +154

    7:55 "Old Sergeant Dornan wouldve had a field day with you" great throwback

    • @resudog858
      @resudog858 Před 10 měsíci +4

      IKR lmao

    • @DarknessOfRedbone
      @DarknessOfRedbone Před 7 měsíci +16

      YOU MO-RON!! GET BACK TO YOUR GUARD POST!!

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 Před měsícem +1

      Surprisingly most the other Enclave in Fallout 2 are actually nice towards the low intelligence Chosen One

  • @Sipliminal
    @Sipliminal Před 4 měsíci +41

    2:31
    Silus: Calling you a worm
    Lone Ranger: *i diagnose you with stinky*

  • @generalmcterror2718
    @generalmcterror2718 Před 11 měsíci +180

    Dean Domino is just vicious to low intelligence characters. Usanagi is kinda brutal too. Honestly I think Lt. Monroe is the funniest to not react, I’m kind of curious what his thoughts were the second he heard the courier speak like they’re 5 years old. Of course the fact Ignacio says that’s reassuring to the pizza line is too good as well.

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 Před 10 měsíci +29

      Dean Domino is just vicious -to low intelligence characters-
      Would work too

  • @nikolayrodriguez272
    @nikolayrodriguez272 Před 10 měsíci +41

    1:33 bro really said ice cream and the robot went: "understandable, have a nice day" 💀

  • @mustafam3285
    @mustafam3285 Před 11 měsíci +139

    It’s like a compilation of my everyday interactions.

  • @Paragon._.
    @Paragon._. Před 10 měsíci +80

    I like how Arcade decides to go with you because he feels bad for the Courier

  • @kotzpenner
    @kotzpenner Před rokem +131

    Me playing games to not deal with reality.
    This be too real.

  • @Broshi9001
    @Broshi9001 Před rokem +67

    Ave. True to Pizza

  • @Stormfight_1000
    @Stormfight_1000 Před 11 měsíci +64

    0:58 The “Nuh uh” Got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @bigmannn2443
    @bigmannn2443 Před 9 měsíci +36

    The smartest companion you can get in the game can be recruited by having very low intelligence, this is why I love Obsidian.

    • @MojaveFool
      @MojaveFool Před 2 měsíci +3

      It's also available to gay male courier's

  • @kirabee4134
    @kirabee4134 Před 11 měsíci +69

    The dialog with the drunkard is perfect 😂

  • @Neeckin
    @Neeckin Před rokem +262

    Why would Arcade even let you need that thing? It's really his fault that happened, not us

    • @chungusthewise2906
      @chungusthewise2906 Před rokem +53

      This is a consistent take with the level 1 INT courier

    • @benthemother3fan884
      @benthemother3fan884 Před 3 dny +1

      Low int characters are like the orb of confusion. They make the people around them dumber

  • @JohnZiTAB
    @JohnZiTAB Před 10 měsíci +88

    4:10 This part was priceless! Every day my appreciation for New Vegas grows.

  • @SilverFish87
    @SilverFish87 Před rokem +167

    ICE CREAM!

  • @joking_oregon1
    @joking_oregon1 Před 11 měsíci +58

    I love that ignacio rivas doesnt treat you any differently

  • @Hurtydwarf
    @Hurtydwarf Před rokem +213

    "Fully qualified physician." Qualified by who? What school is giving out certifications in the nuclear wasteland?

    • @TheMasterUnity
      @TheMasterUnity Před rokem +122

      Followers of the Apocalypse have a university in the Boneyard, I’d also imagine there is other schools in NCR

    • @chungusthewise2906
      @chungusthewise2906 Před rokem +70

      Sometimes you forget this is 2 centuries after the apocalypse and that humanity has made strides to restore it self in some respects. That’s a great example of some good ol’ world building

    • @worlds3061
      @worlds3061 Před rokem +26

      Fallout in my opinion is classified as a Post-post Apocalypse game where humanity already rebuild civilization to the point that people don't really need to scrapes for food or water anymore. So things like universities, schools, institutions, ect, already existed with some qualified doctors and professors even by modern standard.

    • @worlds3061
      @worlds3061 Před rokem +44

      Bethesda fucked that up with fallout 3 and 4 where most people are still depicted living like savages even 200 years after the nuclear apocalypse.

    • @trainee5471
      @trainee5471 Před rokem +29

      @@worlds3061 I by no means consider FO3's writing great, but I don't see it as contradictory to other games. Fallout 3's Capital Wasteland was bombed into oblivion, is plagued with raiders, slavers and super mutants, so the civilization there does not have much chances to pick itself up. Exploring the wasteland with rare solitary communities which are trying to pick up the pieces of the old world is a different mood compared to diving into FNV's boiling pot of factions and ideologies, and I respect and like FO3 for being that

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich Před 11 měsíci +20

    *Sgt. Dornan bursts through the wall.*
    “YOU MO-RON!!”😂

  • @ToasterBrains69420
    @ToasterBrains69420 Před rokem +106

    I guess The Think Tank were right about the Courier’s brain being barely wrinkled

  • @cultofhampter
    @cultofhampter Před 10 měsíci +17

    "YOU STINKY"💀💀

  • @painisliving713
    @painisliving713 Před rokem +31

    I drive semi trucks all day for work and I broke down at the start of my day and at the middle of my day and I found this video while waiting for my guy to show up and it gave me a smile I desperately needed. 😆

  • @legacytag
    @legacytag Před rokem +22

    I can't tell what's funnier, people getting dumbfounded by how stupid you can be
    Or people just understanding you completely

  • @hoesfloors7424
    @hoesfloors7424 Před 4 měsíci +15

    A body without a brain meets a brain without a body
    5:37

  • @Hairysteed
    @Hairysteed Před 11 měsíci +36

    4:15 It really says something when a town drunkard is more verbose than you

    • @odomobo
      @odomobo Před 8 měsíci +29

      He's just speaking on your wavelength, so your character understands him clearly

    • @Rafifcahya
      @Rafifcahya Před 8 dny +2

      I think you missed the joke there

  • @gtrzmbe9390
    @gtrzmbe9390 Před 8 měsíci +13

    "How much money do you owe this, Reaper guy?" 🤣

  • @ShackabraGaming
    @ShackabraGaming Před rokem +29

    HA! ice cream is the check for repconn for both low and high intelligence. very clever

  • @patricknapier5806
    @patricknapier5806 Před rokem +169

    Always wondered what the hell happened to the Followers with people that claimed to follow the orders of pizza and to have him say "That's reassuring, although many who've made that claim to the Followers of the Apocalypse over the years have had less then pure intentions".

    • @ono-micho
      @ono-micho Před rokem +12

      the courier meant peace in pizza also me shoulder

    • @pheo4156
      @pheo4156 Před 11 měsíci +29

      i think he just doesnt comment on your intelligence at all. I always assumed its cause hes just like. a nice dude.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix Před 11 měsíci +16

      He probably thought pizza meant peace. As someone with a speech impediment, it happens a lot when people are trying to be nice. I say the correct number or letter weirdly and they just write them the wrong one to not question me.

    • @GiegueX
      @GiegueX Před 11 měsíci

      xdd

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Před 11 měsíci +4

      He means peace, and that line is a reference to Caesar and how he was originally a Follower of the Apocalypse before he created the Legion.

  • @thepolarphantasm2319
    @thepolarphantasm2319 Před 10 měsíci +31

    The low int/high luck check in repconn HQ ("ICE CREAM!") is so great 😂

  • @EncouragedEntity
    @EncouragedEntity Před 11 měsíci +26

    "Uh oh, you've made me angry" absolutely destroyed me 😂😂😂😂😂
    Then "are you, my brain?"
    Finished me off 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wolfetteplays8894
    @wolfetteplays8894 Před 9 měsíci +16

    9:58 he sounds like Krusty the Klown 🤣

  • @Vaizel9
    @Vaizel9 Před 8 měsíci +6

    "are you soldier?"
    "me shoulder"

  • @ExySmexy
    @ExySmexy Před rokem +45

    That brain sure is sassy

  • @Ghostguy693
    @Ghostguy693 Před rokem +19

    I think your brain also says that its intellegence was increased through dissolved Mentats and being fed a bunch of fine literature when you ask it how it got so smart.

  • @yeetusfeetus3059
    @yeetusfeetus3059 Před 8 měsíci +18

    "How dare you belch in the face of a Paladin of the Brotherhood of Steel. I hereby sentence you to death."
    Yeah, makes sense

  • @mariomaniac581
    @mariomaniac581 Před rokem +13

    I gotta use ''wow. I've got to admit, you have completely defied my first impression of you.'' Sometime

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger Před rokem +124

    I haven’t personally played any fallout but i’ve watched a playthrough of fallout 4 before, and all of these dialogue options are more earnest and thoughtful than more than half of the dialogue options even for intelligent protagonists in 4 LOL

    • @Yell0wBoo
      @Yell0wBoo Před 11 měsíci +49

      Its easy to accomplish when the other game's options are just "yes", "no", "funny yes" and "no but later yes"

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 Před 11 měsíci +27

      the NV dialoge options can be a pain in the ass to navigate...but yes, they are definitely more rewarding
      I also love the fact that there are prostitutes advocating themself loudly in the streets and swears being used. It just adds so much to the atmosphere.
      Cant remember someone in FO4 even daring to swear onec

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi Před 9 měsíci +8

      That's the difference between Obsidian and Bethesda. One is actually competent at writing. The other is just tripping their way through game development

    • @thesneakystrangler9002
      @thesneakystrangler9002 Před 9 měsíci +9

      ​@@KuueenKumi the way I've always seen it is like this: Obsidian (at least before the outer worlds) felt like Fallout, dark but with a teeny bit of dark humor to accent all the depressing stuff. Bethesda basically took the "dark humor" part and flanderized it, like how 3, 4, and 76 feel like Disney versions of Fallout, with very loose definitions of "scary" or "dark humor". The recent art direction is even a good example, everything has to be bright and shiny, even when the game literally takes place 76 years after a great nuclear war. Bethesda seems to want a "hope for the future" theme as opposed to the original fallout theme of "basically everything is fucked, and humanity's urge to fight itself will always ultimately overtake and overshadow the legacy of anything else".

    • @mandu6665
      @mandu6665 Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@thesneakystrangler9002 Spot on. Bethesda's entire research into Fallout was reading the Steam pages of Fallout 1 and 2. It still cracks me up: Fallout 3 is "Go find your father" and Fallout 4 is "Go find your son." Bethesda really are the king of completely uninspired and uncreative RPG writing. They'd probably get better results from high school students taking Creative Writing 101.

  • @mansrevenge
    @mansrevenge Před 11 měsíci +32

    Wow. Ive only played this with high speech and charisma, didn't know the dialog was so well written

  • @Ian-on7po
    @Ian-on7po Před 11 měsíci +29

    I had no idea low intelligence generated special dialogue, this is hilarious!

    • @danilima6970
      @danilima6970 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Another Obsidian game that does the same is neverwinter nights.

    • @thefriendlyelephant1280
      @thefriendlyelephant1280 Před 3 měsíci

      I just discovered this today. I know how my next playthrough is going be 😂

  • @agentpiltdown
    @agentpiltdown Před 11 měsíci +31

    Of all the ones that made me laugh, it was 2:46 and the literal Legion Snakes that got me the most, god damn. New Vegas was so good. It's funny to think more time has elapsed now from its release than between then and when Fallout 2 was released

  • @slaviclettuce7937
    @slaviclettuce7937 Před 10 měsíci +15

    I like the idea of beating the absolute crap out of a Brotherhood of Steel Paladin after burping in his face.

  • @hank26381
    @hank26381 Před 11 měsíci +8

    "Oh lovely, they sent me a MOR-ON."

  • @ZeroTheHunter
    @ZeroTheHunter Před rokem +19

    4:10 i've seen a lot of funny dialog in new vegas, but this is peak comedy writting lmao

  • @FlareFluff
    @FlareFluff Před 10 měsíci +24

    8:24 that transition from dazzle to eddy

  • @HaZzArDRefleXGamer
    @HaZzArDRefleXGamer Před 4 měsíci +6

    I am crying how Brain-tank is struggling to make his point 😂😂😂

  • @silversomnia
    @silversomnia Před 7 měsíci +9

    1:33
    I thought this part was just the Courier saying something completely random, but figuring out that they think that the robot's an ice cream dispenser makes it five times as funny.

  • @FurryQueenYT
    @FurryQueenYT Před rokem +32

    The video alone is brighter than the courier here

  • @VongolaXZax
    @VongolaXZax Před rokem +93

    Fallout New Vegas, is a certified classic.

  • @Takero-Sc
    @Takero-Sc Před 11 měsíci +23

    13:41 my god... the Sierra madre ambient sound bring me back a lot of nostalgia 😢

  • @iowasucks9494
    @iowasucks9494 Před 6 měsíci +5

    8:46 the option for “ha ha youre dumber than me” must be a deep burn from someone with 1 intelligence 😂

  • @rjtheripper931
    @rjtheripper931 Před 11 měsíci +33

    Role playing as a moronic courier is funny as hell bro. Because you actually get away with a lot of bad stuff and the villains always tell the idiots what to do. 😂

  • @thevoidwalkerbr
    @thevoidwalkerbr Před 11 měsíci +9

    "I recomend the smarter implant"killed meq

  • @Post_Leako
    @Post_Leako Před rokem +11

    the "pizza" or "warm" bit got me

  • @OxTheHerdzz
    @OxTheHerdzz Před 7 měsíci +13

    "You're one of them "special" folks, ain't you?" will always still with me

    • @freshy4688
      @freshy4688 Před 2 měsíci

      "will always still with me"
      ...
      You're one of them "special" folks, ain't you?

  • @mlxh2819
    @mlxh2819 Před 10 měsíci +22

    I laughed so hard at Tabitha raging at the Courier 😂

  • @Tygermite
    @Tygermite Před 2 dny +1

    That's really cool. It really gives your Courier a genuine personality that you can relate to.

  • @user-xq1bc5qx2p
    @user-xq1bc5qx2p Před 10 měsíci +1

    This video convinced me to play the game. Thank you!

  • @mar.s6516
    @mar.s6516 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Hm now i am curious - do any other stats affect conversations like this? Maybe extra low Charisma, or even Perception, Luck?? Anyone tryed to test that?

  • @BirdRaiserE
    @BirdRaiserE Před 8 měsíci +5

    Best route, simply because it's the only one you can unironically use "Nuh uh" as a response