"You don't got no business reaching over me like that, I don't care about none of that. Ion give a fuck about a festival "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭💀 that shit have me dead everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Ever Gorgeous I can dig it.. But do they still be considered pipedreams if that person with those same CD's make it in the industry coincidentally 😅😅💪🔥🔥😜💯
Its the lady for me😂 He said I been running this house since I was 16 And the lady said and you telling me that for what😂😂 im on the floor cracking up😂😂 PERIODT!!!!
I just wanted to say, thank you for posting these hilarious videos! I woke up feeling deeply depressed with thoughts of ending my life. (My birthday is Sunday.) Watching your videos made me realize I have a lot to live for & more reasons to laugh! Thanks again.
I just saw this comment! I get depressed 😔 at times too but please don't ever end your life! You have alot to live for! How are you doing today girl? Please let me know 🙏! I am praying 🙏 for you!!
When Marco said you out here shopping and you act like you dnt care your whole family messup the man was like what you better back up he was about to get slapped with then shoes😂😂 he said I'm on the phone real quick😂😂!!
My favorite one was the old white guy that looked like he was stoned and was letting Marco pull all those towels over his head and he was just laughing at it no attitude no threats just laughing at Marco messing with him!
“And your telling me that for what “ 😂 all the black people response was similar, attitude. All the white people were response was scared and confused 😂
This video is 3 years, and I'm just now seeing it, but my stomach is hurting, and I am in tears, 😂 🤣😂🤣 This guy is hilarious! Good actor. I wonder if he tells them after that it's a prank. So funny. Lol
When he got on the older lady about being in his conversation.. I swear when she went off she looked like aunt Esther from Sanford and Son going off on Fred lmao.. hilarious!!!! 😆 😆 😆
Awww lmaooo the sweet older lady; she got a little hype when she thought he was the guy used to work over there and then Marco shut her down.... "I'm on the phone!" 😹😹😹 awww
"I DON'T WORK HERE GODDAMMIT." Cracked me up, sweet lady had so much patience until he asked one last damn time 😂
😭😭
😂
How you know you don't work here 🤣 mind games
When he asked her "how do you know you don't work here?" I was no more good 🤣🤣🤣
"Now back up off me so I can bend down and get this listerine..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Right ... give me 50 feet 😭
Dominique cuz she self aware her n her husband bref stank asf
😂😂😂 Right
"Iight I'm out" 💀💀
Had u 😂🤣
“you just out here shopping knowing yo family fucked up”😂😂😂😂😂😂 marco the funniest man alive
That dude was ready to fight 🥊😂😂
🤣🤣
5:55-6:00
Too funny 😂 I keep rewinding it 😂
Buddy said “ who the fuck u talking to?!!
And infrabren
"Shit u tellin' everybody in the damn store who your auntie sleeping with i don't know her and i don't know you" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm WEAK 😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
❤
BROTHER
“I don’t care if it’s Ray Ray,Pooh Pooh u and your momma”😂😂🤣 she was my fav!
Mine too🤣🤣🤣
😂
That was hilarious! And she looked at him like he had a contagious disease or something. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She was so irritated!!! Lmao 🤣
@@emilyhutchins6691 The *disgust* on her face when he asked if she wanted to buy his mixtapes, lmao.
I lost it when dude said “POLICE” 😂😂😂
Why did he have to do him like that 😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was like you know what I had enough 😂😂
😂🤦♂️😂
When he dragged that bread across that man’s head and his glasses fell down, had my stomach hurting.😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He deserves an award ! I learned how to be unbothered properly.
@@Empressflames u ain’t lyin😂😂😂
1:16....his facial expression.
"Aye man, just tryna buy some underwear mannn." 😂😂😂
😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Yes! That was the funniest one! I was so weak!!!
"You know what..🗣 Police" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
AYEEEEEEE🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤣
😂😂😂😂
Rollin🤣🤣🤣
Pops wasn’t giving up that $1 loaf of bread lol
Ikr🤪
😭😭😭😭😭💯💯💯😂😂😂
Lol!☺️😂
he wasn't having it im so weak!!
he said go get u a loaf!😂
“Rich nigga 8 figure that’s my type.”
“Cool.” 😂 😂 😂
I had to come back and watch this 2 yrs later even funnier🤣
Had to come back to this cause marco ain't do this no more.
His ability to jus maintain composure. Thru people's reactions no matter how wild is golden to me
Thats what sells the shit, if he laughs people wont take him serious. And they gon know its a joke.
@@jmane1948 very hard to do
“Now back up off of me so I can bend down and get this listerine”. 😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣DEADDDDDD
Second to last one looks like my uncle who wants to be left alone😄😄🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣😭
This dude is Hilarious. The random items he carries around the store get me everytime
What is it people find funny about this POS dude with his lame a$$ pranks
😂😂😂😂 The old man he was selling cable to wasn’t having it. “Get the hell on out my face”
“i had a long day i’m gonna go” 😂😂😂😂
Laura Martinez he didn’t know wtf was going on 😂😂 “I’m just tryna buy some underwear”
🤣
Funny when the guy called for the police 😂
I'm just trying to buy some underwear
Wit his 36pk of Bud light lmao definitly having a long day
"You don't got no business reaching over me like that, I don't care about none of that. Ion give a fuck about a festival "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭💀 that shit have me dead everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was HARD down mad
Sure was funny. I cracked up on her
Yessss dead 💀 lmao “ fuck bout a festival “ 🤣
Yes 🤣🤣🤣
Right! She just got her hair done! Nothing was going to touch her head 😂
I haven’t laughed this hard in a minute, bros pants when he was getting ppl to sign up for cable was ridiculous 😂😂😂
Marco you betta stop messing with folks😂😂😂
Why he called out for the police 👮 lmao 🤣
I died when he said that. He almost lost his temper then decided "Nah, I ain't goin back to jail...POLICE!" 😂
😂😂😂
Rich World I thought I was going to pass out laughing 😂 POLICE 👮♀️
😂😂😂😂 with one shoe on I was tryna look for that other shoe but could'nt find it for him
Rich World I’m wondering the same Damn thing
When he dragged the bread over that mans head I LOST IT LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀
Let me drag something across yo head nae Murphy wit yo cute azz
😂😂😂😂😂
And knocked his glasses off
& the man glasses fell off his eyes...lol😊
" I'm just trying to buy some underwear" Bwahaha wahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
I came back for the you telling me that for what? lady! 😂 love her! 💥
Man i love when older people go off! That thang be too funny! They be so blunt! No chaser! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
Lol😘
No time for games. 🤣
Why she look so disgusted when he asked her to buy his mixtape😭😭”now back up off me so I can bend down & get this listerine”
Ctfu because she needed enough space to bend down and get that Listerine bottle 😃😭😜😜😆🤣🤣😂😂😅💀💀
@Ever Gorgeous I can dig it.. But do they still be considered pipedreams if that person with those same CD's make it in the industry coincidentally 😅😅💪🔥🔥😜💯
@Ever Gorgeous 🤓🤓 Understood
If disgusted was a person 😭😭😭😭😭😭
My fav 💀 😂
He struck a nerve with that guy in the blue 🤔back up young blood 😂 😂
Lol you can’t help but laugh at Marco’s facial expressions 😂 , even when you’re the victim.
The woman said good for you and you telling me that why
😂😂😂😂💁
She said.. WHAAAAYYY LOL
😂😂😂😂
Right she was so hostile off jump, I lowkey felt like I was being disciplined by my grandmother 😂
And you're telling me that why lakisha
@7:13 Nurse lady is all nice, soft spoken, respectful. Confusion hits... “What the @%#$ is your problem?” Lol.
Lmaooooooooo
She was wit it 😭
1951 wow!
That perfectly sums her up 🤣
She was my favorite 🤣
5:50 "Aye, you know what?!" (Thought he was going to hit Marco w/ house shoe), just to shout out "Police!" 😂😂 I'm crying-laughing literally.
"idc if its ray ray,poopoo,you,or ya momma' 😂😂😂😂😂
5:55....
Hey you know what ??............ POLICE !!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Yo I love the fact that the white guy was like “we aren’t twins cause I’m older than you” and he didn’t even mention race 😂😂😂😂
Why u love that nobody would be dumb enough to mention race. This should be seen as the norm it’s 2021
Right and he said he could be his grandson lol, a person like that can see themselves in other people.
@@yaharybrambila7235 ikr
@@yaharybrambila7235 exactly
I love that too. There are those who would point out that obvious fact but I love that he didn't. Very wholesome interaction.
@2:28 “you just out here shopping knowing your family fucked up and you don’t care” oh man I couldn’t stop laughing dude snapped
😂😂unc was like how you know that
💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The lady with the printer had me gasping for air 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 #CLASSIC
She was definitely with it! She went from calm to FIERCE!!!!💥💥💥😂😂😭😭😭
Yes, the funniest to me.
The first lady said I don't give a F about a festival😁
Had me crying 😂😂😂☠
I would have said that tooo.
As a matter of fact, get the hell on out my face 😂😂💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂
🤭🤭🤭
That escalated quickly... lmao
😭😭😭😭
Funniest one man
I lost it when the granny started cussing 🤬 at him that took me all the way out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its the lady for me😂 He said I been running this house since I was 16 And the lady said and you telling me that for what😂😂 im on the floor cracking up😂😂 PERIODT!!!!
6:54 Lady was all in his conversation.
🤣🤣🤣 She tried to be slick and play it off..
😂😂😂😂
“Hell naw!😧”
😭😭😭😂😂🤣🤣😭 was ALL UP IN IT!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭🤣😂
I SCREAMED at "This my daddy house, I been running thangs here since I was 16" OMG that's one of my favorite parts of that movie. I am dying LMAO 😂 😂
When he said that i died 😂😂 dat was so random
Lol😘
🤣🤣🤣
Grandma got mad 😂
What movie
“Are they on sale?”
“A dollah! Get away from me”
😂😂😂
I just wanted to say, thank you for posting these hilarious videos! I woke up feeling deeply depressed with thoughts of ending my life. (My birthday is Sunday.) Watching your videos made me realize I have a lot to live for & more reasons to laugh! Thanks again.
I just saw this comment! I get depressed 😔 at times too but please don't ever end your life! You have alot to live for! How are you doing today girl? Please let me know 🙏! I am praying 🙏 for you!!
Stop it now them old people gone hurt him
Frances Osborne or they grandkids gone come beat his ass 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
I don’t care if it’s Ray ray, poo poo, or yo momma 😂😂😂😂😂
Shawn Nay 😂😂😂 I’m still dead laughing
Yes she wasn't with it
@@Love-ku6yc not at all lol
So bag up off me so I can bend down an get this Listerine 🤣🤣🤣
I lost it on this part omg too funny
9:22 someone's sweet grandma, she was precious 🤗
Funny Marco: You in my conversation?
Lady: Hell naw😭💀
I liked the old man who said “I’m old enough to be your granddad “ then laughs away he’s so adorable 🥺!!!
Right
@5:59....when that man yelled out “police” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Yea he ah punk🤣🤣🤣
When Marco said you out here shopping and you act like you dnt care your whole family messup the man was like what you better back up he was about to get slapped with then shoes😂😂 he said I'm on the phone real quick😂😂!!
My favorite one was the old white guy that looked like he was stoned and was letting Marco pull all those towels over his head and he was just laughing at it no attitude no threats just laughing at Marco messing with him!
When he was reaching for the bread and the dudes glasses fell down i criedddddd 😂😂😂😂
Jaha Whitaker I stg 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Same here and I can’t stop 😂😂😂
Me tooo😂😂😂😂
Jaha Whitaker he gon get his ass kicked lol 🤣🤣🤣
Aww that white man was so sweet when he was in the bread aisle he got his glasses knocked off and was still so calm 😍😍
You pretty gabby in precious ⚘🌼🌻🌺
He was the cutestttt 😩😂
Matt Smith aww thanks 😊
@calaragazza who cares?
did you used to go to diamond valley middle school?
Man I needed this laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I'm sad I just watch funny Marco and cheer up
"I Could be in your conversation cuz you lookin at me Brotha" 😂😂😂
That shit had me dead af❗💯💯
“And your telling me that for what “ 😂 all the black people response was similar, attitude. All the white people were response was scared and confused 😂
And distraught lmao 🤣
Lmao..
😂
They’re trying to be considering and understanding.
😭😭😭Auntie was the funniest 🤣 he aint want noooo smoke
Man I can tell you this sh*t still make me cry with laughter!!😂😂 MARCO YOU THE FUNNIEST!! ❤
“What the fuck is your problem” 🤣
"Look man I'm just tryina buy some underwear" 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤭
I loved that one😂
The old lady in the black shirt and skirt was so cute " I don't work here God damnit wtf is wrong with you " "sorry sorry are you filming "🤣🤣
Lol😘
She started out so sweet and quiet🤣
She didn't won't the people from church to see 😂😂😂😂😂
@@demetriclittle9344 I was thinking the same thing
I like the way he shifts his body when he sees things Could go wrong when they get upset! 😂 I couldn’t keep a straight face!
Too funny 😁 He is really brave and bold 🤣
"I could be your grand dad!" LmaOoo!! That was too cute!!
"that was a good loaf right there" 😂😂😂😭 The fact that he ain't wanna give it up haha💀Them thangs ain't nun but a 1$😂😂😂😂😂
He is so good, he deserves to be on national TV.He would be awsome for everyone.
“They was fucking in the church that has nothing to do with me” 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭💀
5:09 I felt so,bad for G.MA😪 she tought Marco was talking to her!!!lol
😂😂😂
She was so sweet
Mannn the girl at 7:15 don’t play!!!! She was bout to beat Marco ass 😂😂😂😂😂 she look good too
NIGGA WHAAAAAAT....SHE LOOK GOOD 2 U??? BLESS UR HEART🤭🤭🤭🤭
Yeah she was cute
Her voice was so soft😂
@@dejahdavis1228 YALL NIGGAS WILDIN... SHE LOOK LIKE A FRAGGLE ROCK CHARACTER🤦🏾♂️😭🤦🏾♂️😭🤦🏾♂️😭🤦🏾♂️😭
Maneeee I’m telling you !
This gotta be the best shit on CZcams still to this day 😂😂😂😂
“We’re not twins…I’m much older than you!” 😂 bless his heart
"I could be ya Grandad!" That was sweet!
Fr, His reaction had me 😂
😂
It was sweet because an old white man said it lol.....
"I don't care if is Ray-Ray, Poo-Poo, you and yo momma 🤣"
Funny Marco the🐐what success I watch him grow 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💯tooo funnnnny more blessed coming your way funny Marco
The lady with the floral skirt tried to be a typical grandma snd he had to go there 🤣🤣🤣, I screamed when she flipped 🤣🤣🤣
When he was acting like he was about to steal something and asked the man to cover him up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video is 3 years, and I'm just now seeing it, but my stomach is hurting, and I am in tears, 😂 🤣😂🤣
This guy is hilarious! Good actor. I wonder if he tells them after that it's a prank. So funny. Lol
He's too hilarious I really love watching these videos. 😂🤣💙
2:09 that lady started up so calm but then made me lose it when she blew up😂.
I thought she was too shy to blow up like that then BOOM! 😂
“This my daddy house I been running things here since I was (15)”😂😂 iykyk
reid harris Aye be "cleea” dih my daddy hauss i been runnin thangs hea since i wa fiteen
Its a Mindset thing
Pops had the best reaction… Twins? I was born in 1951. I’m old enough to be your grandfather… He couldn’t stay in character after that response… 😂😂😂
Marco been killing them pranks real bad Kenya in the house😂🎉❤🙏🇰🇪💰💴😂💳💶🎁🤨💎💯💵⚖️😅🥂🤪👍💷
Im so scared for this guy lol... I hope nobody hurts him lol
I agree hope know one hurt him as well. He is to funny
I hope someone does. This prank shit is lame. Leave people tf alone.
Swan Neck ease up geez
@@swanneck1485 ikr annoying people for no reason
Swan Neck if u get upset over something so small then your probably illiterate smh, it’s not that serious
5:58 That black man hollered for the police lol
😂😂😂😂
When he got on the older lady about being in his conversation.. I swear when she went off she looked like aunt Esther from Sanford and Son going off on Fred lmao.. hilarious!!!! 😆 😆 😆
Omg! This guy is too funny … had me laughing throughout each video. Love it❤
They should put Marco as Chris tucker in the new Friday lol
Ooowhoop Ttt you can’t have a Friday without John Witherspoon
Lol fr his “huh” is so accurate. Like when big worm said you sold me shit? Huh?
I thought it was him when I first saw the friday one lmao
The lady that was listening to his conversation was hands down the best! That was absolutely perfect! Bravo keep up the good work!
Omg I'm in stitches. This guy is hilarious.
Awww lmaooo the sweet older lady; she got a little hype when she thought he was the guy used to work over there and then Marco shut her down.... "I'm on the phone!" 😹😹😹 awww
White dude said "i had a long day" buddy was goin through something fr
That's what it even more funny lmao "cool man damn I'm just trynna buy some underwear" crying at that
Kmsl
@@jmane1948 💯😂
That man in the beginning went from a island accent back to the USA hood talk
You're the greatest Funny Marco , I can't stop laughing with your funny videos. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🤗🤗🤗🤗☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺😃😃😃😃😃😃😅
Good laughs. Nothing but love for you 🥰🥰🥰
😂😂😂 Everytime I watch this My stomach hurt from laughing so hard.
Me too !!! My sides hurt from laughing so hard 😂😅
🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣😭🤣🤣
youtube.com/@DeltasportsEnt
This guy needs his own show ,funniest genuine stuff I've seen in ages he's flipping hilarious 😂
🤣🤣🤣
A show? Failed
Well he does now
This guy is funnier than those idiots on TV. He’s a natural.
@@Kaydamian823and now he has 1 failed u 😭
Are you in my conversation? “HELL NAH”😂😂😂
Marco is a whole damn fool 😂😂
I literally can’t breathe🤣🤣🤣 I’m weeeaaaakkkkk AF😭😭😭
😭😭🤣🤣😂😂😭🤣