The Best of Richard Ayoade on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown!

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  • The best of Richard Ayoade on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown! Featuring Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Rob Beckett.
    Watch FULL EPISODES on All 4: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm
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    #CatsCountdown #RichardAyoade #JimmyCarr
    #8OutOf10CatsDoesCountdown #Channel4
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Komentáře • 468

  • @michaeldoheny3142
    @michaeldoheny3142 Před 4 lety +7560

    Channel 4 should be put in charge of the environment. The amount of recycling they do with the same Cats does Countdown clips is admirable.

    • @idkwefr1751
      @idkwefr1751 Před 4 lety +485

      I still can't bring myself to actually complain about that

    • @henrythemaster2268
      @henrythemaster2268 Před 4 lety +70

      Dude u killed them

    • @Jordan-xp3ul
      @Jordan-xp3ul Před 4 lety +60

      Still they’re entertaining

    • @yaboi709
      @yaboi709 Před 4 lety +48

      @@Jordan-xp3ul when youve seen the same 10 clips for the 7th time they really arent entertaining anymore

    • @marjiehoss1498
      @marjiehoss1498 Před 4 lety +17

      Lets hope theyre scathed enough from this comment to change their content, Im hecking tired

  • @bels3873
    @bels3873 Před 4 lety +3538

    "I am relaxed. DON'T TOUCH ME."
    I've never identified with someone more.

    • @toastiboi7618
      @toastiboi7618 Před 3 lety +21

      *Visibly shook*

    • @TenthSgtSnipes
      @TenthSgtSnipes Před 3 lety +103

      “Nobody told me there would be social interaction or I would not have come”
      Seriously relatable stuff coming out of his mouth lol

    • @Balls-Deep-In-Your-Mom
      @Balls-Deep-In-Your-Mom Před 3 lety

      Julian Clary does that too
      Don't touch me!

    • @russellheaven8559
      @russellheaven8559 Před 2 lety

      Cccc-ccc😩😩😩👀👀👀👀💔🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎

    • @AS-rq6tr
      @AS-rq6tr Před 2 lety +2

      His sarcasm is so funny 😂

  • @Blazekickz
    @Blazekickz Před 3 lety +1303

    Jimmy: Lil Dicky I like.
    Richard: Do you?
    His retorts are masterclass

    • @jonc6250
      @jonc6250 Před 3 lety +16

      I can't stop laughing at that comment😂😂

    • @Eat-MyGoal
      @Eat-MyGoal Před 2 lety +10

      Yeah, I mean that retort was ground-breaking.... literally no one else thought this or could have thought to say it. He's a genius, clearly....

    • @pearl2844
      @pearl2844 Před 2 lety +31

      @@Eat-MyGoal I mean, it's all about delivery

  • @muzicloverarya
    @muzicloverarya Před 4 lety +2277

    Richard is the coolest nerd to ever walk the face of earth

  • @AnAverageJho
    @AnAverageJho Před 4 lety +1504

    9:05 "I got 24, I just added them all together"
    > the numbers actually add up to 23

    • @moist.teabag
      @moist.teabag Před 4 lety +18

      beat me

    • @flynna
      @flynna Před 4 lety +18

      @@moist.teabag how hard

    • @JackDManheim
      @JackDManheim Před 4 lety +16

      That's what I posted the last time this clip was used in a compilation.
      This post never does as well as it deserves.
      Godspeed to you though.

    • @moist.teabag
      @moist.teabag Před 4 lety +6

      @@flynna until i'm pretty

    • @johnfahey6131
      @johnfahey6131 Před 4 lety +11

      That was the joke...

  • @nickmilligan3662
    @nickmilligan3662 Před 4 lety +2282

    Richard should have at least gotten a bonus point for doing proper maths for a question that could not be answered any other way

    • @bels3873
      @bels3873 Před 4 lety +70

      Does it say something about me, that I was genuinely turned on by his 'proper maths'?

    • @rowandavis2061
      @rowandavis2061 Před 3 lety +40

      Countdown should totally get on board with the full range of BIDMAS operations

    • @juwankane5150
      @juwankane5150 Před 3 lety +18

      My issue with that is that Jon would have got it as well if the rules permitted it. But Jon followed the rules so he didn’t.

    • @Kajifox
      @Kajifox Před 3 lety +20

      You know he actually had the digits there, too. He had a 3 for 10³, and a 2 for 5².

    • @Dave1307
      @Dave1307 Před 3 lety +18

      1 10 2 3 5 2
      you add the 1 to the 2, multiply by the 3 to get 9
      then you take the 10 and multiply it by the 5 to get 50
      9 50
      done

  • @booboodadfool8015
    @booboodadfool8015 Před 4 lety +541

    "I've always resisted your intimate overtures", the most British thing I've ever heard.

  • @briealbright6576
    @briealbright6576 Před 3 lety +307

    “Ayoade on Top” is the funniest book I’ve ever read. To anyone who hasn’t read it, buy it now. It’s so fucking worth it

    • @mouselinguist
      @mouselinguist Před 2 lety +31

      He narrates the audiobook himself, as well, and it's spectacular.

    • @briealbright6576
      @briealbright6576 Před 2 lety +9

      @@mouselinguist oh I bet that’s even funnier!

    • @peterobinson3678
      @peterobinson3678 Před 2 lety +3

      Spoken like someone who has never read 'The Grip of Film'...

    • @jovo8977
      @jovo8977 Před rokem

      Came here to say about the audiobook, but you beat me to it

  • @MusicOfTheNight0711
    @MusicOfTheNight0711 Před 2 lety +91

    “No one told me there would be any social interaction or I would not have come.” Absolutely relatable lol

  • @sdfcet
    @sdfcet Před 4 lety +951

    Richard is a calm logical voice everyone needs during this pandemic . Love him

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. Před 3 lety +1137

    The fact that Richard nailed that 950 and you bastards didn't give him the points is a travesty and an injustice.

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah, who gives a shit about rules, huh?

    • @CreedBrattonTheOffice
      @CreedBrattonTheOffice Před 3 lety +65

      @@LoneKharnivore If it could be done legit then I can get not giving any points but it was impossible, as far as I could tell the most you could get was 900 a few different ways. Since it was impossible they should've given points for creativity!

    • @MJKFanatic
      @MJKFanatic Před 3 lety +11

      It’s because he didn’t use all the numbers. He should’ve divided the 950 by the remaining 1 then points would’ve been obligatory

    • @erikamaxine5199
      @erikamaxine5199 Před 3 lety +24

      Whats funnier is that Rob said he got 24 by adding them all and even that was wrong as the answer is 23
      10+5=15
      3+2=5
      2+1=3
      15+5+3=23

    • @CathyWeasly
      @CathyWeasly Před 2 lety +16

      @@MJKFanatic No you don't have to use all the numbers but you are not allowed to use to the power of such as squared or cubed, which is why he didn't get the marks. It was very cool maths though!

  • @watermelonsandal4206
    @watermelonsandal4206 Před 4 lety +227

    I love how Rachel praises Richard's method of getting 950 and then says "no"

  • @LuggyBro
    @LuggyBro Před 4 lety +799

    Someone make Richard the next *Doctor Who* please. Many thanks.

  • @negergreger666
    @negergreger666 Před 4 lety +348

    Thing is, by the look of it, this is from just two episodes of countdown and yet Richard delivers enough enough funny for over 14 minutes of funny lines. If that isn’t a quality comedian, I don’t know what is.

    • @osumailguy
      @osumailguy Před 4 lety +16

      dino de laurentiis ??? At least 3 episodes ...was captain on both sides and partner with Sean in one

  • @singlepikachu4501
    @singlepikachu4501 Před 4 lety +313

    Richard should have brought “the internet” with him as his mascot 😂

    • @LJALLDAY600
      @LJALLDAY600 Před 3 lety +12

      It's too delicate

    • @willwright7741
      @willwright7741 Před 3 lety +26

      the elders of the internet wouldnt allow it

    • @LJALLDAY600
      @LJALLDAY600 Před 3 lety +10

      @@willwright7741 can you imagine if it got damaged in transit?

    • @willwright7741
      @willwright7741 Před 3 lety +6

      @@LJALLDAY600 all hell would break loose!

    • @motioninmind6015
      @motioninmind6015 Před rokem +1

      He lost access to the internet when The IT Crowd finished its run

  • @TheOnceandFutureJake
    @TheOnceandFutureJake Před 3 lety +222

    I love that Jon's "get a job at a jelly factory" comeback was coming from a place of jealousy because he couldn't think outside the box like Richard.

    • @franka9942
      @franka9942 Před rokem

      I think it rather came from a place of annoyance that someone was getting praise for quite basic math that Jon probably could have done as well if the rules allowed it

  • @xcruciator2269
    @xcruciator2269 Před 4 lety +518

    Good to see Richard wearing a TNETENNBA. It's rare nowadays.

  • @octagonocologist
    @octagonocologist Před 4 lety +262

    Rob said "I got 24, I just added them all together." But if you add them all together it's only 23 lmao

    • @bels3873
      @bels3873 Před 4 lety +11

      He and Richard made a surprisingly funny team. Wouldn't have thought their two persona's would mesh that well.

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 Před 4 lety +1

      9:05

    • @bethanymcpartlin7789
      @bethanymcpartlin7789 Před 3 lety +1

      It’s called comedy

    • @octagonocologist
      @octagonocologist Před 3 lety +4

      @@bethanymcpartlin7789 lol no, he legit counted wrong and *thats* called comedy

  • @brettjohnson536
    @brettjohnson536 Před 3 lety +664

    I could honestly listen to Richard Ayoade describe the entire plot of white chicks for hours! 😂

    • @dmeep
      @dmeep Před 3 lety +3

      did you buy the book? i assume it is real

    • @pinoyguy75
      @pinoyguy75 Před 3 lety +14

      @@dmeep I bought the audiobook. Richard narrates it. It's the best thing ever

    • @jonathangwynne1917
      @jonathangwynne1917 Před 3 lety +1

      And it would be better than the film...

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jonathangwynne1917 You say that like it would be difficult... lol

  • @juderussell667
    @juderussell667 Před 3 lety +243

    Dream team: Richard Ayoade and James Acaster 👌🏼

  • @lifeofbryon
    @lifeofbryon Před 3 lety +123

    Jon's jelly factory joke is the best ever.

  • @aoifefaithmaplesden7559
    @aoifefaithmaplesden7559 Před 3 lety +74

    I love Rob’s slightly delayed laugh after the jelly factory bit. 😂

  • @JimmyJacksOff
    @JimmyJacksOff Před 3 lety +252

    “I don’t think you need the word white before socialite” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @lis.anwell638
    @lis.anwell638 Před 2 lety +22

    “Oh don’t patronize us, we’re in hell” 😂🤣

  • @Elphienis
    @Elphienis Před 4 lety +187

    Now I want to watch White Chicks, he really sold it

    • @MuayThaiSabaiSabai
      @MuayThaiSabaiSabai Před 3 lety +4

      And pure sarcasm at the same time. Genius 😂

    • @reecelxman1762
      @reecelxman1762 Před 3 lety +1

      The best feel good movie ever

    • @Chigz10
      @Chigz10 Před 3 lety +7

      it is pretty funny, the premise alone is so ridiculous

    • @WxB2001
      @WxB2001 Před 3 lety +4

      It's such a good film. But it would not do well if it was released in 2020

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns Před 2 lety +23

    Richard is the one person I've seen who doesn't get angry, he just gets mildly annoyed. If anyone tried to seriously piss him off they would be met with a stern "how dare you!" and that'd be that.

    • @eka2894
      @eka2894 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Big fat quiz of everything (2016) when Rob Beckett eats all of his candy. Best outburst I've ever seen by a grown man. 😂

  • @colinmichaelroberts
    @colinmichaelroberts Před 2 lety +35

    Richard Ayoade and Sean Lock is such a funny team combo because I don't know if they're exactly the same or exact opposites.

    • @mikebliss3153
      @mikebliss3153 Před rokem +6

      @Tejesh Patel Richard's one tone, sure, but he's the most interesting shade of beige you'll ever come across.

  • @HDgodfrey
    @HDgodfrey Před rokem +6

    I love Rob, "I added them all together and got 24" me - "That's only 23"🤣

  • @everythingandanything3045
    @everythingandanything3045 Před 4 lety +60

    Richard ayoade is the gift that keeps giving
    Thank you channel 4 for documenting compiling and sharing

  • @nebojsapavlovic8031
    @nebojsapavlovic8031 Před rokem +11

    "If you love me, I'll flourish!" 🙂 I didn't see that one coming - it killed me! 🙂 Richard's a riot!

  • @cjfhotshot2838
    @cjfhotshot2838 Před 4 lety +95

    Moss is on countdown again

  • @atomicexistentialism8428
    @atomicexistentialism8428 Před 3 lety +37

    Ayoade and Ashling are a team match made in heaven xD

  • @milverb3086
    @milverb3086 Před 4 lety +73

    Club 8+ welcomes its newest member and Countdown prodigy, Word.

  • @emilygreen9369
    @emilygreen9369 Před 3 lety +22

    I want to go to sleep listening to richard, then I find myself wanting to watch more 😂 need a compilation of him and Noel fielding!!

  • @fayfayyooou
    @fayfayyooou Před 3 lety +14

    “Now you know the good stuff here, you can’t even turn around” 😛

  • @hannahmorton8151
    @hannahmorton8151 Před 4 lety +145

    ‘I like your glasses’ they're not for sale’

  • @zapbas
    @zapbas Před 4 lety +65

    I wonder if Tony ever got in touch.

  • @xoxomckenziee
    @xoxomckenziee Před 3 lety +9

    HIS VOICE IS THE BEST THING. I LOVE HIS VOICE.

  • @TheJamiebaby15
    @TheJamiebaby15 Před 3 lety +9

    Jimmy got owned with a very fast “ do you “ 😂

  • @MrHouseRockers69
    @MrHouseRockers69 Před 3 lety +16

    10:26 the second Rob needed to drink in the jelly factory “burn” until breaking down. Amazing

  • @starrynitebaka
    @starrynitebaka Před 2 lety +3

    I've already watched this, but decided to watch it again. Love me some Richard Ayoade.

  • @alexchen5445
    @alexchen5445 Před 2 lety +11

    Favourite part is remembering on Big Fat Quiz how Richard and Rob were in a fit about sweets, and first joke we have here is about sweets

  • @danielmartin5610
    @danielmartin5610 Před 3 lety +8

    The “ how dare you” kills me every time

  • @dickreckard5026
    @dickreckard5026 Před 4 lety +52

    7:51 That might have been a way under the radar play on the word "Ambivilance," by Katherine.

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore Před 3 lety

      *ambivalence
      It's literally right there on the screen.

  • @specialktheman
    @specialktheman Před 2 lety +4

    The guy never laughs…love his disposition

  • @cnelsonlv99
    @cnelsonlv99 Před 3 lety +4

    That opening clip is amazing!

  • @Savage--
    @Savage-- Před 3 lety +12

    I read Richard's book and it's absolutely brilliant.

  • @jonc6250
    @jonc6250 Před 4 lety +3

    I love Richard❤

  • @lauren-caitwright921
    @lauren-caitwright921 Před 3 lety +39

    The rage I still have that Richard didn't get any points for his math is astounding

  • @macklee6837
    @macklee6837 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "I like your glasses 🤫"
    "Thank you 🤓"

  • @niklajay342
    @niklajay342 Před 3 lety +17

    At 12:12, I really wanted him to finish the rant and then say the only thing he'd written down was venting.

  • @benangell1403
    @benangell1403 Před 2 lety +10

    Richard has awkwardly brilliant chemistry with everybody.

  • @alexandrapossum71
    @alexandrapossum71 Před 4 lety +9

    God I love him

  • @gwinnellheald8592
    @gwinnellheald8592 Před 4 lety +9

    Gotta love national icon Richard Ayoade

  • @c0niferal
    @c0niferal Před 3 lety +22

    "Those two *lucky* objects."

  • @necymamaril3735
    @necymamaril3735 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Richard is so hilarious. I just discovered this now! I must be dreaming , this was three years ago!

  • @braddub8145
    @braddub8145 Před 4 lety +10

    Richard and Rob are an A+ team

  • @djcaesar9114
    @djcaesar9114 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I really love this guy.

  • @c0niferal
    @c0niferal Před 3 lety +13

    "Do you" 😂

  • @bryngoldsmith1848
    @bryngoldsmith1848 Před 3 lety +6

    I love how Richard ayoade also did it crowd countdown

  • @swordsword5593
    @swordsword5593 Před 3 lety

    Richard is just a treasure!!!

  • @douglasdunton9542
    @douglasdunton9542 Před rokem +1

    @ 8:36 - the only time I've seen really Richard smile on Cats ~ love it!!

  • @ashby7m
    @ashby7m Před 3 lety +3

    Fucking love him. His deadpan is hilarious.

  • @ssvoogel
    @ssvoogel Před 3 lety +12

    9:20 Look, there's a 3 on there to cube the 10, a 2 to square the 25. This is all legit and Countdown should just make it possible hahaha

  • @SMA2343
    @SMA2343 Před 2 lety +4

    I had to find out. And yeah, he did legitimately write a book called Ayoade On Top, this man is a legend

  • @MigukChelovek
    @MigukChelovek Před 3 lety +4

    "I am relax-DONT TOUCH ME!"

  • @EpicnessCupStudios
    @EpicnessCupStudios Před 3 lety +49

    Really disappointed when he got told someone liked his glasses and he didn’t respond “they’re not for sale”

  • @bcaye
    @bcaye Před 4 lety +15

    Who likes the full on curly mop better than the short 'do Richard?
    Of course I love his humor always.

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye Před 3 lety +1

      @Bella Rose, it's a quite common colloquialism, especially used to describe very curly hair. No offense intended which is made obvious by the implication that I like it.

  • @DHGr33t
    @DHGr33t Před 3 lety +25

    3:50 'I like your glasses'
    Thanks, but they are not for sale

  • @eterniaeternia6313
    @eterniaeternia6313 Před 3 lety

    Richard is a Top Man.

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace Před 3 lety +5

    As a dimple owner
    I'm sad it took so long but I'm so glad i finally saw that clip

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Před 3 lety +1

      *and half norwegian

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Před 3 lety

      I love him being cocky about his dimple lol

  • @loverace3785
    @loverace3785 Před 3 lety +4

    I love Aisling, such a beautiful name

  • @sharonmullins1957
    @sharonmullins1957 Před 3 lety +4

    Richard + Sean, yes!

  • @minimooster7258
    @minimooster7258 Před 3 lety +18

    Richard was absolutely robbed for working out 950! Even if it technically was against the rules, it wasn't possible without breaking the rules

  • @amyjones8791
    @amyjones8791 Před 11 měsíci

    "I've been thru thick and thin with that one" ❤

  • @jamesrempel8522
    @jamesrempel8522 Před rokem

    Omg Richard and Aisling have such amazing energy together!

  • @oikkuoek
    @oikkuoek Před 3 lety +27

    Just the fact that he has probably watched the "White chicks" several times to complete the book and give this episode an evolving joke, is at least a BAFTA-worthy pile of work. Also an honorable mention for out-witting Sean Lock. Neve seen the Mayor of Fun been played like a sock puppet.

  • @_TheDudeAbides_
    @_TheDudeAbides_ Před 3 lety +2

    Yes, everyone proving they can do simple additions up to 23, we are all very impressed by your skills.

  • @jeraldbutternubs9566
    @jeraldbutternubs9566 Před 2 lety +11

    “Are you a fan of countdown?” Mans he was on countdown for IT crowd and absolutely destroyed it

  • @karbenfeibar9914
    @karbenfeibar9914 Před 4 lety +96

    I don’t look at him as Richard. I always see Moss.

  • @jamdoe6486
    @jamdoe6486 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I've come to this video because Sean's "Thanks, Richard" was stuck in my head and I was trying to remember the context.

  • @jamesmcnulty3697
    @jamesmcnulty3697 Před 3 lety +4

    11:50 - I guess you could say, Richard was VENTING

  • @kylewilliams5761
    @kylewilliams5761 Před 4 lety +2

    Riley straightens my Wrinkles.!!

  • @thealmightyduck335
    @thealmightyduck335 Před 3 lety +28

    9:04
    "I got 24, I just added 'em all together"
    It's really a testament as to how bad Rob really is because they all add to 23...

  • @Thiccbeard
    @Thiccbeard Před 2 lety +3

    We need channel 4 in America. I have never laughed so hard since I watched Monty Python's The Life Of Brian until I started watching stuff on channel 4 on youtube

  • @mr.shyryhud1659
    @mr.shyryhud1659 Před 3 lety

    I have no idea what the game is but I love these clips.

  • @marcwright8395
    @marcwright8395 Před 28 dny

    Rob and Richard would be a great sitcom

  • @grimreaper1542
    @grimreaper1542 Před 3 lety +8

    He’s so hilariously awkward haha

  • @OldNew45
    @OldNew45 Před 2 lety

    "John Richardson: SAVAGE moments"
    😂😂😂

  • @guitanocoversandmore7115

    Every time I see Sean on a clip I always doubt that he’s passed away I second guess my self every time it just doesn’t seem real, legend Sean lock RIP 😢

  • @stryqx
    @stryqx Před 2 lety +4

    His comment on power at 01:19 describes Australian political parties to a tee.

  • @Langwidere903
    @Langwidere903 Před 2 lety +2

    Has he ever referenced TNETNNBA on cats does countdown? It just feels right

  • @theconfusedllama9405
    @theconfusedllama9405 Před 3 lety +1

    "Look at me. I am the captain now"

  • @lifeofbryon
    @lifeofbryon Před 3 lety +3

    Job's jelly factory joke is my favorite joke ever!❤😅

  • @littleschnitzel8226
    @littleschnitzel8226 Před 3 lety +10

    It's a bit sad almost no one got the "this is not Roman times" joke.

  • @breadstick6347
    @breadstick6347 Před 3 lety +2

    9:03 anyone else notice it actually adds up to 23

  • @marjiehoss1498
    @marjiehoss1498 Před 4 lety +5

    Sean amd Richard conversing does get intense

  • @mattd3224
    @mattd3224 Před 4 lety +22

    Rob: “I just 24, I added them all together”
    The numbers add up to 23 but sure.

  • @ILKTTRZ
    @ILKTTRZ Před 2 lety

    Richard and shark boy work so well together lol

  • @KevPage-Witkicker
    @KevPage-Witkicker Před 2 lety +2

    "I just wanna feel like a man" - slides perfume bottle to well-groomed dude