Water vs. Osmanthus Wine

Zhongli goes to Mondstadt to get some osmanthus wine for himself. Things seem peaceful at first until one of the people he rivals arrives...
Credits:
Models - HoYoverse
Motion - Crying Aqua
Shader - festivity shader
Software used - Blender and VideoPad
#GenshinImpact #HonkaiStarRail #genshinmemes

[@ravishukla7493]

Waiting for Qiqi to enter and ask for Cocogoat milk 🗿

[@Raudent]

We will have actual cocogoat on chenyu vale soon :D

[@AntonGermanReal]

@@RaudentGanyu’s true form

[@IshimurA99]

This is the "great" argument between two ancient dragons :)

[@darkheartrif]

Zhongli dummy dragon

[@luckypatil453]

​@@darkheartrifZhongli the rizz dragon🗿🗿

[@jacksborns3414]

Zhongli is an adeptus

[@wenk1495]

Adeptus dragon

[@AbigailEchavez]

I laughed too hard I accidentally pressed dislike

[@GoodGlaux]

Zhongli:OSMANTHUS WINE!
Neuvillette:WATER!
DILUC:Sir this a wendys

[@Crystal323100]

Kaeya: Looks more like a tavern to me.~
*Diluc then uses his burst on Kaeya.*
Rosaria: He had it coming.

[@koixro]

​@@Crystal323100eula:😨

[@TheNameGone07]

Note that those 2 customers is an ancient overgrown lizards that got scolded by a mere human that much more mature.

[@lusianka07]

The obligatory "Indeed" Chef's kiss

[@min3bubblegum]

Even though Diluc is the owner of the tavern, he still doesn't get paid enough to deal with these fellas.

[@sillyyahoo]

naw neuvillettes oratrice mechanique danalyse cardinal before his entry 💀

[@Gummy_Pop.]

Ded 😂

[@TamerChris]

Diluc turning into Wriothesley at the end 😂

[@IshimurA99]

One side respects elegance and the other side values majesty, it is normal for two people with two different ideas to meet each other and there will definitely be arguments :)

[@jcsuico3499]

I'm Sure he'd said that in angrier tone "That's IT, Get out of my Tavern and Don't Come back!" They will politely to leave and pick up drunk Venti from the ground.

[@Kazumii..]

Zhongli saying osmanthus wine and Neuvillette saying water at the same time kind of sounds like a song 😂😂

[@kaitoenjoyer5170]

What kind of music have you been listening to???

[@ZamZamGamer]

Indeed , it is as you have guessed

[@dreamystars6423]

I WILL HAVE🤬 Osmanthus wine😊

[@scarletstones8505]

That shit was funny😂​@@dreamystars6423

[@abangabang2563]

1:11 Wooah,angry diluc can stop dragons argument😂

[@1903Gaming]

Diluc turns into Jotaro

[@stressedhaish69420]

@@1903Gaming Jotaro supposed to be Wriothesley

[@darrentalvinnoli8133]

Neuvillete is Water Dragon
Zhongli is the Oldest Geo Archon

[@Gummy_Pop.]

"I WILL HAVE oSmAnThIs WiNe" 😂😂😂 then there's water gramps 🤣

[@CF-or3ci]

I can not wait for these 2 to meet in game. This would be the most hilarious or the most badass thing

[@CF-or3ci]

Probably both

[@Vanessa_NeuviZhongli]

And I thought Zhongli looked scary when angry. Nope! Neuvillette looks even scarier. Never anger a dragon.

[@stressedhaish69420]

Water is scarier than rock..

[@avosgacha]

@@stressedhaish69420 You could drown in water. You could get crushed by a giant meterorite.

[@darrentalvinnoli8133]

Oldest Geo Archon God of Contracts or A Water Dragon that controls the Primordial seas.

[@shaymin123able]

Neuvi: Faker!
Zhong: I'm a Rider!

[@Lil_Agent-4]

Neuvillette knows how to make an entrance 😂

[@faizone2658]

Diluc had pull out his inner Jotaro
to get Yare Yare Daze
(He forgot he's Giorno)

[@predatorasap5040]

Neuvillete : How can you taint such pure water with this filth ??

[@IfUSeekAndy]

Neuvillette already pre gaming before he comes into the bar. 😂

[@karinak.r.r8465]

0:30 LOL I'm rolling on the floor🤣 🤣

[@Prince-qy5gj]

Someone call the Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinale to sort them out lmao

[@johnb1145]

Neuvilette knock 😂

[@Violettethesecondversion]

Osmanthus wotah (water) tastes the same as I rEmEmBeR BUUUUUT where are DOSE (those) who share the ~memory~ 😏

[@Kyungo_]

**gets angry in Inazuman** that was good one 💀

[@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff]

But where are those who shares the memories

[@Beelzebub0006]

"🏃🏻‍♂️⏩I WILL HAVE
🚶🏻🐌 osmanthus wine~"

[@mulyantowiryadinata4465]

Ostmathus water taste different that I remember.

[@tommyatlan4091]

Neuvillette will make sure everyone in your party stay hydrated

[@silverberg1634]

Strongest wine fan vs weakest water enjoyer

[@darrentalvinnoli8133]

They both have a favor
Water keeps hydrated and healthy
Osmanthus wine is tasty and hydrated but dont be drunk like Venti

[@Qyrnth]

I laughed so hard at that Jotaro voiceline being slapped to Diluc. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

[@TheNameGone07]

I thought Diluc gonna go full 'Akutagawa' or 'Giorno' there

[@MsAnimefan95]

"Just drink responsibly one my premises."
There's a story there and I have a feeling I know how it goes.

[@martin144gaming]

I love the edits 💙 osmanthus wine 🔥

[@Hakirika]

but the times we see Zhongli drinking something it's always tea

[@aRandomTalkingMushroom]

I am trying my hardest not to laugh at 5 am in the morning but dang this is funny

[@amberxv4777]

Neuvillette eyes sparkle when he drinks water 😂

[@chinoy9698]

Diluc got so angry that he became jotaro 💀

[@DreiExcali]

KUJO DIRUKU

[@raptour9914]

I WILL HAVE! osMaanthus wAineeEe.

[@mcharoldbernales2590]

bro rapping dragons💀💀💀

[@HelloMe-wj4wc]

Waiting for drunk venti to come in

[@Lightning-ig2do]

"Gets angry in Inazuman" 🤣

[@ChromaLuke]

Why choose between osmanthus wine and water when you can have osmanthus water?

[@fandango_boi]

Diluc would be more like: GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM!
*Sounds of imminent doom*

[@TineFangaming]

Ray chaseeeee

[@savori1613]

I always see this

[@marcinpilarski2412]

Is this Diluc's Japanese voice?

[@esahalang6446]

It's actually wriothesley's

[@SweetOrangeGirl]

I would choose water over wine since I don’t drink much.

[@darrentalvinnoli8133]

I might dont wanna drink water a lot cuz i wanna know how to stay hydrated without water
Osmanthus wine should be kept longer since it be tasty and doesnt expire

[@wafflecatss]

diluc: no, GRAPE JUICE

[@midnight.blue42]

good one

[@nattonep8788]

Osmanthus water taste the same as I remember but where are those who share the memories.

[@Pavme]

Just give em both Osthmantus water

[@hayeonkim7838]

💙:💧💧💧💧💧💧🤎:🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
❤:😡
Me:😂

[@flowerunofficial2723]

I would also go for the water, as a non-drinker.

[@Fafne]

The French and Chinese dragons hearing the German speaking Japanese: 👁👄👁

[@RamonTukoso]

When you had enough you turn ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️😡😡😡⚡️

[@SomeRandomDude6_9]

the background song reminds me of a bartender game whos making random drinks and drinks it in y8 👁👄👁

[@Beelzebub0006]

"Diluc became Jotaro right in the end"😂😂😂
Another day another jojo reference 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

[@JibplayzYT]

Hydro sovereign vs geo archon 😂

[@tama2774]

Neuvillettw confused why this bartender suddenly has the same voice with Duke from Meropide lmao

[@TheGreatLunaria]

BURN-

[@sonicthesuperkid6]

Gintoki vs Hijikata-san

[@Jello-tm3ks]

🍷 💧

[@bajikeisuke8527]

😂😂😂❤

[@kouba3844]

Ganyu's milk>>>

[@maindesu]

Hm..

[@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff]

Hmm..

[@kouba3844]

@@maindesu oh...

[@SeantheDracunyan76]

If this is what Qiqi means Cocogoat milk and not coconuts. I feel even more scared for ganyu poor little thing
Its even worse when you know Ganyu is a adeptus and has beast horns. So Qiqi could very well get that mistake.