Me before clicking this video: I am almost sure it will be said. Me after the “Osmanthus Wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?”: I was not left disappointed.
🌸❤️It could be uttered of Zhongli’s utterances, that if one were to extend the gracious ear, the knowledge he could impart upon them would be worth its weight in gold❤️🌸
This is very educational. I showed this to my 2 year old brother and he now thinks osmanthus wine tastes the same as he remembers(he's still finding who shares the memories) thank you So much for this video
Okay so i haven't yet finished the video and i am at F, but i bet that it says O is for OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER, lets see if i am correct Edit : Yup, i was correct
No matter how annoying the Osmanthus wine voiceline is.Its actually quite depressing.It just shows all of the people Zhongli held dear to his heart is either dead or has betrayed him.This is the main reason why he likes Xiao so much cause he is the last comrade left from the Yaksha.
It's indeed a pleasure in the ear one who heard the voice of the ancient one.. It indeed makes one's heart be hurt, upon the myriads of years and memories you utter
A new contract? Okay. I'm still on leave, but I can accompany you for a while. What name should I use on the contract? I have a great many names, though when on leave... I tend to go by Zhongli. And you, Traveler? What name will you be signing on this contract? Every journey has its final day. Don't rush. Where do you want to go next? If you'd like to see Liyue's tourist spots, I have a few references. Boats are made for transferring commodities back and forth, and those that come across Liyue tend to stay a while, so it is where many things come to settle. Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... But where are those who share the memory? Violetgrass is a plant that enjoys a moist environment and is best picked after it rains. If you should choose to pick any, be sure to store them appropriately. We should look for a place to take shelter. I'll be fine, but we don't want you catching a cold. This weather is no good for being on vacation. We should go and take in an opera. I hope today too shall be prosperous. Want a quick meal to pick us back up? I know a good place in Chihu Rock. By this time of night, we will have already missed Ms. Yun's play, but Liyue is full of interesting places to explore, even at night. The market is closed and the port has settled. Go get some rest. Nothing can be accomplished without rules or standards. No matter if it is mortals or adepti, everyone has their place. This rule keeps Liyue in peace. Gold is Liyue's treasure. It is the blood that runs through her heart. As for whether your own heart shines like gold - we will have to wait and see. You and I have a contract, so feel free to discuss anything at all within the scope of said contract. We can discuss matters that fall outside of our contract too. After all, I have been on this land for a time, and have come to know a thing or two. Of course, I do hope you can do some things for me as well. That would only be fair. Contracts cannot be used to define friendship, nor measure sentiment. So just what can we use to measure the weight of our emotions? Do you know the answer, friend? Visions... are also a type of contract. You should know that all power comes at a price. For every bit of power you gain, so too do you gain more responsibility. Trade relies on both contracts and fairness. There is one thing you must never forget when making and abiding by a contract: if fairness is lost, then the contract shall become proof of one's deception. If you're heading to Jueyun Karst, please bring me back a bunch of Qingxin. Just one bunch is enough. Travel expenses... Ah, I almost forgot, during the effective period of our contract, travel expenses are to be paid for by yourself. Sorry to bother you. You speak of the young adeptus of Guili Plains... *sigh* Still fulfilling his duty to this very day. Please give these Remedium Tertiorum to him on my behalf. Oh, yes - be sure not to let Paimon eat them. Nothing of this world can withstand the power of this medicine. Tsk... It reeks of wine. That bard has just been through here, hasn't he? That drunkard is a disgrace to the arts. Oh... Has he tricked you into getting drunk? You're slurring a little. Wait a moment, I'll brew a pot of sobering tea. It'll be ready in only six hours, so just wait a moment. Despite the multitude of affairs she deals with in a day, Ningguang always continues to press on. A rare gem indeed. I'm reminded of the time that she used to walk barefoot from Yaoguang Shoal to the south wharf, trying to sell her wares as she went. Time is cruel to humans. The current overseer of the funeral parlor? Ahem. I cannot deal with that child. That rascal from Snezhnaya has yet to depart from Liyue? Heh, no matter, just let me know if he gives you any trouble. I shall deal with the matter swiftly. It's said that Childe and his reputation have yet again stirred up waves among the inner-ranks of the Fatui. Knowing his type, he will be sure to swiftly depose anyone who dares to challenge his actions. Hm... Come to think of it, there will be a lot of interesting news to be heard the next time we gather for drinks. Care to join me when the time comes, Traveler? Liyue's prosperity has not been merely built on Rex Lapis' oracles or wisdom, it is also thanks to the countless servants of the Geo Archon who have honored their end of the contract. Of them, Ganyu is the one who has served for the longest time. If you want to know about her past... You should ask her about it. I fear my wording would not be delicate enough to receive her approval. She is the most impious of the Qixing - but I actually find the conviction of such people quite endearing. The only reason I was able to consider taking a step back from such overarching management of Liyue was because there are people like her. People who speak up when they believe themselves to be right, and then go and do something decisive about it. Despite never having signed a contract with me, she upholds order within many strata of Liyue society in her own way, dispelling misconceptions and correcting biases... Should her father one day return from his travels, I imagine that he would be even more delighted than I. Time tempers all volition. Yet she would give up everyone for her beliefs. Perhaps it is for this very reason that she has come to where she stands today... Should the chance come by me, I too would like to learn of the Eternity for which she so earnestly endeavors. Why is it that, once you finally get a break, rather than taking a rest, you instead come to me? Is it that you want to hear one of my stories? Have you heard of the origin of the Blackcliff Forge? In the past, they would mine the ore veins of Mt. Tianheng, and then replace the cavities with factory equipment. Tunnels run in all directions throughout the mountain - some even run to the ruins deep within the earth. I doubt there is a person today who could map out all the tunnels. Have you heard of the origins of the Lantern Rite? In a war, long ago, the people of Liyue would release lanterns to remind their soldiers of the way home, and to never lose sight of themselves. Though in this day and age, I doubt there are any that remember. The God of Contracts. Have you heard of him? He has an impressive memory. He remembers the name of every person he comes across, and the date that every ship in Liyue sets sail. After all, only in being able to do so can he memorize all of the contracts he holds. With that said, not every memory is a happy one...For those that live too long, the friends of days gone by and scenes from their adventures live on in their memories. As such I have no regrets in meeting you, friend. Should the day ever come that we are not together, you will continue to shine like gold in my memories. I enjoy partaking in walks through the city - when time permits. I find it very calming. Yes... Just when did this feeling begin...? To get people to abide by a contract, and act in accordance with the guidelines set out within, is simply to ask them to respect the concept of fairness. It is not a large request. How are there those who still do not understand such simplicity? There was once a drink I used to enjoy with friends - long ago... Is it because the climate has changed? A shame I will never be able to relish in its smooth flavor again. I don't like seafood. Just seeing it reminds me of that... slimy texture, and that scent that just won't wash off. As for why I hate it... *sigh* It's a long story, so let's just say my memory is a little too good. Happy Birthday. This is a dried glaze lily that came into bloom on the day of your birth. Long ago, the people of Liyue would say that this flower blooms bearing the weight of the beautiful memories and prayers of the land. I believe this to have been applied on the day you were born as well. It seems my strength is returning. Not a lot, but enough. My power is growing, and so with it grows the burden on my body... I'm okay. My structure is not the same as that of normal people. Please do not worry yourself. I see. Using a Vision harnesses elements. As far as the common folk are concerned, this is no small feat. So... back then.. they were aware of this as they stood beside me... After letting go of my Gnosis I never expected to see a day like this again. Thank you, friend. Ah, yes, I have a new contract here. Care to take a look at it together?
"drunkard" "ehe"💀"rascal from Snezhnaya"💀"salt and betrayal"💀💀💀💀💀
F is For those who live too long
Xiaorong-
@@theAAtiger i read that right as he said that-
The way childe was just standing there I can’t
@@theAAtiger f the people who live too long 😂
"osmanthus wine is the same as i remeber" needs to be a genshin rick roll. change my mind
your likes are exactly 69. :0
@@lemonstarboo not anymore lol
@@Sylstern dam history has been un-preserved and now only lives in my memory
You could say it's a "wine roll"
you just got osmanthussed 🤣🤣🤣
I was waiting for "O" lol
Osmanthus wi-
Hahahah same
@@KaeSparrow ne tastes the same as I remember
@@Rose-lv3oc but where are those
@Some guy with a blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] * Long pause*
This ABC was an mix of sadness, history and ASMR collection.
I taught my little sis the alphabet with this.
Thank you, Zhongli.
(she also learned it from itto lmao)
That's so sweet
U mean you taught her "rascal from Snezhnaya" 💀
@@astanopasta hahahhahahaha
I doubt that
@@astanopasta you better pray she doesnt speak that in school, but respect genshin cultures.
*patiently waiting for the "osmanthus wine tastes the smae as I remember.. but where are those who share the memory*
same LMAO
Same hahahaha
Someone incorporated it into a freddy fazbear audio and I didn't know until now
Same
@@redpanda2921 WTF
Anyone else find hard not to crack a smile when zhongli says "cocoagoat"?
Is that a Kaeya impression lol
I expected "TENDOU BASHOU" in T, but "This is order" was also good and actually more creative
E
tut tut
0:15
Zongli: “Don’t rush”
Me *who* *literally* *rushed* *the* *entire* *game* *as* *soon* *as* *I* *got* *it* : about that…
You learned your ABCs from a local schoolteacher.
I learned them from the God of Contracts.
We are not the same.
Merry Christmas!🎄⛄🎄
I WAS GOING TO LIKE YOUR COMMENT BUT THEN I SAW THE 69 LIKES.....
NICE
@@randomspy-zp1su THE 69 LIKES ARE GONE NOW YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND LIKE IF YOU HAVENT LMAO
@@Hi-gj4fd I liked it and turned it to 500 >:D
@@0mimouser101 I liked it and turned it to 501 >:)
Lmao
"I will have Order!" Is so iconic
Merry Christmas everyone and Congrats on 1000000th vid on zhongli, aqua
Merry Christmas to u too! Xiadeptus
Btw 2nd sub cause i felt bad u have 1 sub
@@JEKUONLINE I don't make content so i don't need subs, but thank you very much
Merry Christmas, comrade! :'D
Aye Yoo what the fak
1:12 legendary moment
a great way to learn the alphabet with Zhongli-sensei
K is for- "K"
Thank you, Zhongli.
0:09
I'm surprised it's not "Contract".
Your name.
Dat username
@@demonhunter-1208 Is there something wrong??? People have various usernames nowadays.
@@Disorder2312 Lucifer being a God, Angel is 666...what the
@@mightydeluxe635 MY USERNAME IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS!!!
Alphabet song saying only one word
Zhongli reading the whole bible just to say the letter X
Dandelion wine tastes the same as i remember 👹
vhentli
barbeetoes
@@passionfruity8435 morax - mora - moron
@@GuujiOfTheGrandNarukamiShrine noooo 😭😭😭
D is for venti becuase he is a disappointment
@Some guy with a blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] N o.
@Some guy with a blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] 😳📸
@Some guy with a blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] 💀
D is for Venti beacuse he is drunked
@Some guy with a blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] it's small.
"Salt and betrayal" made me laugh
same here
1:50 missed the opportunity to put the rock eyebrow raising meme
1:27 lmfao I can't
Zhongli is the best teacher 👍
1:29 Rascal from Snezhanaya-
Pfft-
keith silverstein's voice is a gift to this world
Me before clicking this video: I am almost sure it will be said.
Me after the “Osmanthus Wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?”: I was not left disappointed.
ngl some of his lines are super heart warming
D is for, "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't." - Whiterun Zhongli
da fug?)
Boats are made for transferring commodities back and forth
so true
Smartest thing I’ve read today 😎
Sending this to my zhongli simp friend.
1:46 "Very calming 😔"
somehow the phrase"osmastus wine" can make me laugh all the time
0:54 K is for :
*K*
0:44 EPIC
Zhongli just gained so much social credits by singing super idol :0
1:55Got me😂
Zhongli sounds like my father.. At least what I think if I had one KEKW
Alt title: 2 minutes and 18 seconds of Zhongli's deep and calming voice
I wanted "C" for Childe, instead, I got "R" for Rascal from Snezhnaya🤣
🌸❤️It could be uttered of Zhongli’s utterances, that if one were to extend the gracious ear, the knowledge he could impart upon them would be worth its weight in gold❤️🌸
we all know what O stands for.
I saw that "O" Part coming from a mile away
I dont have Zhongli
But i have heard that O like 1000+ times
o s m a n t h u s w i n e t a s t e s t h e s a m e a s i r e m e m b e r
This is very educational. I showed this to my 2 year old brother and he now thinks osmanthus wine tastes the same as he remembers(he's still finding who shares the memories) thank you So much for this video
god I love him
I feel like we all knew that "O" was gonna be osmanthus wine-
Forget "I will have Order" embrace "Indeed, it is as you have guessed"
How many of you guys waiting "O" as you know where it'll be
Zhongli is a qualified teacher for sure
this is the best one yet especially for us zhongli simps
1:52 weird I don't remember saying that, perhaps im becoming.. older or I don't share that kind of memory.
for christmas can i please have a zhongli rerun
no
@@ICNHH well that aged poorly lol
@@shadycactus6146 shit
I got an GENSHIN AD WITH YUNJIN
"salt and betrayal"
well that got dark quickly
I was only waiting for "i" to be "I will have order" and now I'm satisfied lmao
The ad before this video: This is a family room
Me: THIS IS ORDER
Okay so i haven't yet finished the video and i am at F, but i bet that it says O is for OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER, lets see if i am correct
Edit : Yup, i was correct
Other possibilities:- order guide you
why is this depressing 😭
Yaaass! Can't wait for Itto. ^^
LMFAO ZHONGLI SAYING "k" 💀
That X got me off guard
LOVE IT XD
This is just perfection
I would happily listen to an audiobook by his VA
Me waiting for i: I WILL HAVE ORDER
this gets progressively more unhinged and i love that
No matter how annoying the Osmanthus wine voiceline is.Its actually quite depressing.It just shows all of the people Zhongli held dear to his heart is either dead or has betrayed him.This is the main reason why he likes Xiao so much cause he is the last comrade left from the Yaksha.
literally subscribing for your outro
1:11 i’ll be repeating this for a while.
Bro was waiting for that osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember 💀
N is for: Nothing.
O is for: OSMANTHUS WINES-
“Wrath of the rock” 💀
"Salt. And b e t r a y a l" -John lee
"rascal from Snezhnaya" Help😭😭
It's indeed a pleasure in the ear one who heard the voice of the ancient one.. It indeed makes one's heart be hurt, upon the myriads of years and memories you utter
C-Cloud retainer? Is that you?
@@eternalbrainrot6402 one is pleased to hear such resplendent postulation. Indeed one is Cloud Retainer. Would one request to help me find Shenhe?
@@suraimu_pyoin07 lol okay 😂 I shall help you find your student
@@eternalbrainrot6402 one shall return to one's abode now... Going beyond one's abode make's one perspire
This made me laugh more than I expected 😂
I was waiting for I and O, didnt disappoint
I LOVE THIS OLD MAN SO MUCH GRRRRRR HOW COMEEE
THIS WAS SO GOOD!!!! +1
Ah yes, the K is made of K
V is for: _very calming_
W is for: *WRATH OF THE ROCK*
I is also for "Indeed, it is as you have guessed."
I was waiting for O and didn't get disappointed
I think we all knew before clicking on this video…what letter O was gonna be.😂😂😂😂
I was expecting R to be "Rex Lapis!"
Finally some good content.
All I heard was "Ozmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?"
"please do not worry yourself" 😭🥺 staaap why he is such a cutie
Osmanthus wine should've been bass boosted to the point it was earrape
R is for rascal from snezhnaya
This got me roooling
E
I is for Indeed, it is as you have guessed
A new contract? Okay. I'm still on leave, but I can accompany you for a while. What name should I use on the contract? I have a great many names, though when on leave... I tend to go by Zhongli. And you, Traveler? What name will you be signing on this contract? Every journey has its final day. Don't rush. Where do you want to go next? If you'd like to see Liyue's tourist spots, I have a few references. Boats are made for transferring commodities back and forth, and those that come across Liyue tend to stay a while, so it is where many things come to settle. Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... But where are those who share the memory? Violetgrass is a plant that enjoys a moist environment and is best picked after it rains. If you should choose to pick any, be sure to store them appropriately. We should look for a place to take shelter. I'll be fine, but we don't want you catching a cold. This weather is no good for being on vacation. We should go and take in an opera. I hope today too shall be prosperous. Want a quick meal to pick us back up? I know a good place in Chihu Rock. By this time of night, we will have already missed Ms. Yun's play, but Liyue is full of interesting places to explore, even at night. The market is closed and the port has settled. Go get some rest. Nothing can be accomplished without rules or standards. No matter if it is mortals or adepti, everyone has their place. This rule keeps Liyue in peace. Gold is Liyue's treasure. It is the blood that runs through her heart. As for whether your own heart shines like gold - we will have to wait and see. You and I have a contract, so feel free to discuss anything at all within the scope of said contract. We can discuss matters that fall outside of our contract too. After all, I have been on this land for a time, and have come to know a thing or two. Of course, I do hope you can do some things for me as well. That would only be fair. Contracts cannot be used to define friendship, nor measure sentiment. So just what can we use to measure the weight of our emotions? Do you know the answer, friend? Visions... are also a type of contract. You should know that all power comes at a price. For every bit of power you gain, so too do you gain more responsibility. Trade relies on both contracts and fairness. There is one thing you must never forget when making and abiding by a contract: if fairness is lost, then the contract shall become proof of one's deception. If you're heading to Jueyun Karst, please bring me back a bunch of Qingxin. Just one bunch is enough. Travel expenses... Ah, I almost forgot, during the effective period of our contract, travel expenses are to be paid for by yourself. Sorry to bother you. You speak of the young adeptus of Guili Plains... *sigh* Still fulfilling his duty to this very day. Please give these Remedium Tertiorum to him on my behalf. Oh, yes - be sure not to let Paimon eat them. Nothing of this world can withstand the power of this medicine. Tsk... It reeks of wine. That bard has just been through here, hasn't he? That drunkard is a disgrace to the arts. Oh... Has he tricked you into getting drunk? You're slurring a little. Wait a moment, I'll brew a pot of sobering tea. It'll be ready in only six hours, so just wait a moment. Despite the multitude of affairs she deals with in a day, Ningguang always continues to press on. A rare gem indeed. I'm reminded of the time that she used to walk barefoot from Yaoguang Shoal to the south wharf, trying to sell her wares as she went. Time is cruel to humans. The current overseer of the funeral parlor? Ahem. I cannot deal with that child. That rascal from Snezhnaya has yet to depart from Liyue? Heh, no matter, just let me know if he gives you any trouble. I shall deal with the matter swiftly. It's said that Childe and his reputation have yet again stirred up waves among the inner-ranks of the Fatui. Knowing his type, he will be sure to swiftly depose anyone who dares to challenge his actions. Hm... Come to think of it, there will be a lot of interesting news to be heard the next time we gather for drinks. Care to join me when the time comes, Traveler? Liyue's prosperity has not been merely built on Rex Lapis' oracles or wisdom, it is also thanks to the countless servants of the Geo Archon who have honored their end of the contract. Of them, Ganyu is the one who has served for the longest time. If you want to know about her past... You should ask her about it. I fear my wording would not be delicate enough to receive her approval. She is the most impious of the Qixing - but I actually find the conviction of such people quite endearing. The only reason I was able to consider taking a step back from such overarching management of Liyue was because there are people like her. People who speak up when they believe themselves to be right, and then go and do something decisive about it. Despite never having signed a contract with me, she upholds order within many strata of Liyue society in her own way, dispelling misconceptions and correcting biases... Should her father one day return from his travels, I imagine that he would be even more delighted than I. Time tempers all volition. Yet she would give up everyone for her beliefs. Perhaps it is for this very reason that she has come to where she stands today... Should the chance come by me, I too would like to learn of the Eternity for which she so earnestly endeavors. Why is it that, once you finally get a break, rather than taking a rest, you instead come to me? Is it that you want to hear one of my stories? Have you heard of the origin of the Blackcliff Forge? In the past, they would mine the ore veins of Mt. Tianheng, and then replace the cavities with factory equipment. Tunnels run in all directions throughout the mountain - some even run to the ruins deep within the earth. I doubt there is a person today who could map out all the tunnels. Have you heard of the origins of the Lantern Rite? In a war, long ago, the people of Liyue would release lanterns to remind their soldiers of the way home, and to never lose sight of themselves. Though in this day and age, I doubt there are any that remember. The God of Contracts. Have you heard of him? He has an impressive memory. He remembers the name of every person he comes across, and the date that every ship in Liyue sets sail. After all, only in being able to do so can he memorize all of the contracts he holds. With that said, not every memory is a happy one...For those that live too long, the friends of days gone by and scenes from their adventures live on in their memories. As such I have no regrets in meeting you, friend. Should the day ever come that we are not together, you will continue to shine like gold in my memories. I enjoy partaking in walks through the city - when time permits. I find it very calming. Yes... Just when did this feeling begin...? To get people to abide by a contract, and act in accordance with the guidelines set out within, is simply to ask them to respect the concept of fairness. It is not a large request. How are there those who still do not understand such simplicity? There was once a drink I used to enjoy with friends - long ago... Is it because the climate has changed? A shame I will never be able to relish in its smooth flavor again. I don't like seafood. Just seeing it reminds me of that... slimy texture, and that scent that just won't wash off. As for why I hate it... *sigh* It's a long story, so let's just say my memory is a little too good. Happy Birthday. This is a dried glaze lily that came into bloom on the day of your birth. Long ago, the people of Liyue would say that this flower blooms bearing the weight of the beautiful memories and prayers of the land. I believe this to have been applied on the day you were born as well. It seems my strength is returning. Not a lot, but enough. My power is growing, and so with it grows the burden on my body... I'm okay. My structure is not the same as that of normal people. Please do not worry yourself. I see. Using a Vision harnesses elements. As far as the common folk are concerned, this is no small feat. So... back then.. they were aware of this as they stood beside me... After letting go of my Gnosis I never expected to see a day like this again. Thank you, friend. Ah, yes, I have a new contract here. Care to take a look at it together?
b r o
tldr
nice pasta
my brain hurts on how you did this-
i rarely like anything but i like for how much exhaustive this is
0:13 Me as a Venti main: WoRdS cAn HuRt
indeed, it is as you have guessed
I predicted the "osmanthus wine tastes da same as i remember"
I was waiting patiently for I and O, safe to say I wasn't disappointed one bit.
Me watching this full video just to come to letter O and hear him say Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember.
i was waiting for "Indeed. It is as you have guessed"
M is for...Mora
I needed this
K is for “K-“