Endsieg but I have 6000 hours played
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- čas přidán 5. 08. 2021
- Twitch: / dankus_memecus
So during the 24 hour stream chat wanted me to try out the 1944 start date for the Endsieg mod, Götterdämmerung. Germany is in a very bad position and the allies are super op, but still AI.
Edited by Dijon Dillan. - Hry
"Mom can we have TommyKay?"
"We have TommyKay at home."
-Dankus
he's making me cringe so hard
Meanwhile Tommykay at home , where’s the megacampaign Dommy?
dead meme even by aversage dankus fan's standards
@@alicedog368 This Dankus guy is so cringe
no@@ruvaakk
I love how he is slowly turning german.
Where is dankus from? I thought he was german
@@ac3clawx501 he is from swedistan
@@cachiporra7 islamic republic of schwedistan
@@asnea7268 cringe
@@ac3clawx501 He is sweden
27:23
Kinda sad that dankus didn’t realize that the scripted peaces in endsieg actually take a few days to happen.
hope that endsieg mod will actually have a text in the events to let the player know of the scripted peace deal
@@user-fi4wn3te8v it does you can see it in the video
@@user-fi4wn3te8v Did you not read the event at the end of the video? I don't know if dankus is like this all the time but he constantly misses crucial information, probably because of his stream, but still
@@user-fi4wn3te8v It does. Dankus just didn't pay attention. It specifically said you'll initially lose territory, but need to let the game run for a few days for the scripted deals to give conquered territory back to you.
27:40 #DankusOutOfContext
9:25 naval invading with paratroopers. Based AI
5:15 Actual footage of OKW reaction upon hearing news of Romania caving in to the soviets circa 1944
Also Hitlers reaction to the encirclement of the 2nd 6th Army in Bessarabia.
"Weahh mamma mia!"
"So you tellin' me you know german?"
"Yes, i know german. Only 3 words but i'm sure if i repeat them over and over it will work fine"
Tommy: “1944 endsieg is impossible to do without exploits” Dankus: “Man Alta whas es this”
I think he said 1945 endsieg, not 1944 endsieg
@@dba2k15 it… it says 1944 in the thumbnail…
first of all tommy tried the later 1944 starting date, this one is quite easier in that regard, second tommy mentioned that 1945 is impossible duo to some spirits giving you so low of an org to actualy be successful at anything
Man Alter was ist das
@@evanmedi6144 1945 is possible tho
Nobody:
Dankus: says man alta every 3 milliseconds
I usually do the same and I'm german
In german its „alter“
What does it mean.?
IT means dude, Old Buddy. Friend or sth like that
I cannot stand listening to him for precisely this reason
Hi Dankus, I am the guy who scripted all the historical OOBs for the 1943, 1944 (both) and 1945 scenarios! Glad you are sponsoring my work! :)
Great mod!
you did a great job, it was fun to see him save Germany
Thanks man!!
Fr?
PLS UPDATE ITS BEEN 3 YEARS
when he deleted those experienced tanks, I felt that in my soul
1k subs MLP mod
whats MLP
@@DankusMemecus Martin Luther Ping
@@DankusMemecus equestria at war
PLEASE do this
@@DankusMemecus
Equestria at War
17:22 when your division is more soviet than german
Xd
if i hear him say alta one more time im going scratch my eyeballs out
Damn I thought that 3.8k hours was a lot
it is, though i feel badly having like 700 lol
I have just started playing the game, have 150 h and only playes sweden for some reason
@@mrrandommeme63 sweden is really fun ngl
This commentary is what I imagine Bitler was like every time his generals showed him a map of Europe every day passed 1942
Turkey declared war on axis on February, 1945. Educate yourself dancus (just kidding)
Its a stupid forced event, Turkey wouldn't join war if Germany was like that IRL, they joined war for UN
@@kebabseverim3364 Yep.They migh have even joined axis to take south east caucasus maybe?
@@SoVega301 Hitler actually wanted Turkey to join the Axis as it would relieve them somewhat in the East, and in Africa, but the turks didn't want to challenge the UK.
@@admontblanc inono would have never joined the axis thats a fact, anyone knowing how the turkish leadership thinked at that time, knows that turkey would have never joined the axis
IRL Germany: im too weak
Hoi4 Germany: UNLIMITED POWAHH111!!!!!!!!!!!!
for real
So Dankus, 1944 is pretty easy, but would you try 1945 scenario? Because I ran out of ideas how to beat that scenario
I was Really close but battle planed and fucked it up. U gotta be incredibly Lucky but it is possible
@@softerb4298 I only made it to 1946, capped GB but got fucked
@@jayzet8893 u gotta try like 150 Times and at that point just go outside
@@softerb4298 u mean "take a shower" focus? Nah) xD
@@jayzet8893 then it is the "social skills" focus and then the "atractive" focus but that one is really hard. Then the girlfriend focus
Meanwhile I have 2000 hours and sometimes still lose in a normal single player game with the max difficulty
noob XD
this content often includes cheese, so don't worry
Have lots of divisions but others have way more and, they are bad templates or low org and supply.
27:16
*Gets card, doesn't read that it says it will take a little bit for land transfers to register*
24:00 wow Germany choosing to go around the fortifications, where have I seen that before
when he says alta i felt that
true wtf can we get an alta counter
11:20 Has 6000 hrs in HoI 4, but doesnt know that cities give you supply
I could swear i have seen some random ass AI encirclements get supply even without any cities at all.
No supply is brought from capital cities I think
But knows that you know, supply comes from capital
@@eli8922 yes, but i think cities also produce a small amount as well
@@ThePuma1707 i agree
The legend itself dealing with the "Final Victory" mod.
I mean.. the video editing is just top tier
Dankus tired is very amusing, nothing more relaxing then angry Swedish shouting
That $B remix goes way harder than it has the right to lmao
Everyone else: NO, YOU CAN’T BEAT THE 1944 STARTDATE!!!
Dankus: are you sure about that?
The map mod for the graphics is called Hybrid Map Mod, I too spent hours trying to find it
holy shit thanks man. spent hours trying to fucking figure this out
I remember doing this scenario and it was going well as I used medium tanks to push the allies out of Normandy, but the French troops kept spawning ontop of Normandy so I had to keep a large army there. It made me lose a lot faster.
me whe, me whe Dankus fr uploads at 2 am
Should have went for 1945
Yeah this was way too easy I can beat this with 1,000 hours
@@robberbarron7602 yeah i beat this with 200 hours
According to the Devs, 45 is impossible without some serious exploiting and cheesing. December 44 is doable though.
@@LiterallyMe05 45 is not inpossible there is a guy on youtube who complwtwd it
@Dwayne Rockersfield what do you mean 1 week ago is old?
Tommy: 1945 is impossible without exploits
Dankus: hold my political power
OTToman eMPire is cOMing back! WaAke up dankus, waaake up dankus, waaake up.
I am simple man, i see Dankus playing hoi4, i click!
I've been watching a bunch of your vids lately and was hoping that the Oman-joke pops up somewhere. Now I'm content. Perfection: Throw some altars in there
Is interesting to see a Ikea Man slowly turning into a german.
dankus gameplay is just if steiner attack happens
25:22 Hitler's Stalingrad revenge
Now the next harder one please
I wish there were scenarios like this in vanilla
Alternative title:
"Endsieg but i have no life"
Me watching dankus delete his tanks and mech: *cries in counterattack*
Anyone know who sang that absolutely heavenly take on me cover?
Take a shot every time this guy says "Alter"
this man did it
Its not even hard anyone can beat summer 1944
@@robberbarron7602 i am aware, its only that its annoying and boring to wait for it
Do 1945 start date
@Polandball no it's not
@Polandball actually i saw a guy doing it
I did it extreme hard mode and it was suprisingly easy beacouse they reworked it to the point where its not even a challange. Like orher scenarios got way too easy the dday scenario used to be a way way bigger challagne that's now. They need to rework it once again for the reason that as it is now obtaining final victory is not hard anymore
@Polandball its not impossible its just a lot of micro
@Polandball i have completed it on max difficulty without exploits so it is possible
24:15 When Japan AI has more game impact than Japan player in MP
Steiner’s attack was a success
Why the hell does he go "alta" every 5 seconds
it gets annoying
Take a shot every time the mic gets bass boosted
Every time he says ‘alta’, you’ll be hospitalized within minutes
You get events after you win first it does a white peace then you get a lot of reichskomiwsarits and land
Can you link your playlist, These songs are dope
Well you did better than we did in real life
You should try again
Dankus has computer stronger than most computers but can't afford a good microphone
Germany tutorial when
Me having played this, wondering how the hell he got so many guns.
well someone has to say it, only 6,000 hours?
nice vid. Try the other 1944
"Why do all these bad things keep happening to Germany in 1944???"
Yo whats that banger playlist he’s using
Allies after doing 4747374838472938th D-day and still looses: no woreies lads, lets try again! Surely this time will be successful!
This is what would happen if Fuhrer knew how to ESport.
*HoI2 scenario vibes intensify*
you should try out the later 45 start date
does this version of hoi4 also slow down as you go along? I read that for this mod they fixed up the ai
he has learned the german words from tommy i see
Pov steiner counterattack arrived
You got a link to your music playlists while streaming?
Indeed
How did you snake your troops like that to where ever you click they go and follow that path?
You hold shift.
I like this content a lot. You should start doing single player story mods like Tommy. You would probably be much better than him 🤣
my little brother said you are dancus markus
Dankus play the other 1944 scenario.
makes medium tanks "for speed"
puts heavy tank in div hmmm
You're my idol
Alter generator simulator 2023
can you please link me the Lennard ping mod
Initial d fan who also likes hoi4??
D-days.
how can Generals take 90 divs?
I like how they had $uicideboys in the vid don’t usually hear them
what mod do you use for the visuals? it’s amazing
Think it's epic graphics mod could be wrong
MAN ALTERR
What modd are you using for the map, the terran plz ?
Hybrid Map Mod
Your frontlines against russia were just Barbarossa and Fall Blau 2.0
Old world blues mod when
He didn't know that Norway was splited between usa and finland
alter count: 400000000x
Endsieg but i have 105 hours. *Dies*
W dankus
From where you were having full fuel
Why on earth is Fritz Todt available as an adviser? He died in 42...
So i just need to multiply my hours played by a factor of 10 to finally be decent at hoi.... Got it
i think alta means drunk or something but i swear its just as good as Fuck lol Cheers for the good vid :-)
The german word „alter“ (which he is saying)has different meanings : 1. =age 2. sth like „dude“, in dankus‘ case sth like „c‘mon dude wtf is this?!“
Its the german equivalent of saying DUDE
ALTAAAAAAA WAAAA
23:06 Ferrara Caput mundi
23:37 what is the song playing, please I have to know
Oman Malta!
Alta alta alta alta alta
How many times is he going to say alta haha