Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History
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- Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History
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▼ CAST ▼
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Steve Jobs: Nice Peter
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Bill Gates: EpicLLOYD
/ epiclloyd
HAL9000 voiced by: Nice Peter
Model By: goldenarmor.com/
▼ CREW ▼
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Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff & Lloyd Ahlquist
Written by:
Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Lauren Flans & Zach Sherwin aka MC Mr. Napkins
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Beat Produced by:
Tristan Krauss
Song Produced by:
Nice Peter
Mixed by:
Rafael Serrano and Nice Peter
Directed by:
Dave McCary
/ david
On Set VFX Coordinator and Compositing by:
Sean Barrett
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Edited by:
Dave McCary and Nice Peter
Assistant Editors:
Andrew Sherman & Marc Chester
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Director of Photography:
Jon Na
Gaffer:
Arthur Hong
Music Supervisor and Playback:
Dante Cimadamore
/ givememotion
Costume Design and Art Direction:
Mary Gutfleisch
/ marydoodles
Key Costumer:
Natalia Fedner
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Makeup and Hair:
Ashlyn Melancon
www.makeupbyashlyn.com
Script Supervisor and Production Assistant:
Marc Chester
Production Assistants:
Jose Mendoza, Atul Singh and Russell Ford
Produced by:
Michelle Maloney
Executive Producer:
Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios
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it took me 8 years to realize that when Steve Jobs says "I got a PC but it wasn't from you" he doesn't mean a personal computer, he means pancreatic cancer
Average Skill Games I learned that a few times of watching this when digging in the comments.
It was obvious to me at the start 🤷♂️
I just now realized what he meant from the comments
same here
I thought you GNU
In 40 years, some kid will see these rap battles and say “I was born in the wrong generation”
Honestly.... people born between 94-02 had a pretty good childhood, we still played outside but it was when internet was just starting to take off. Everyone in gaming lobbies had a mic and the lobbies were hectic, between the ages of 10-16 I played outside and did stupid shit with friends then too it off with staying up all night playing Xbox with friends
@@drod6203 yep im an '02 kid.
""I was born in the wrong generation." Shut the fuck up"
-Filthy Frank
Привет Товарищ
thank you joseph stalin
This is still the best ERB ever:
• Great music
• The best duo ever
• Excellent lyrics, including the legendary PC joke
• A segment where they sing in a statement / response sequence
• The final plot twist
• No actual winner
• The outro is both hilarious and majestic
I fucking love this ERB.
There was a fanmade poll, here were the results
Steve Jobs-54%
Hal-9000-30%
Bill Gates-16%
@@BSKY4907 Gates' second verse was epic.
@@rednafi ikr
I agree this is the best ERB, it will never get old
I wrote this comment on iPhone 🗿
Bill Gates last verse was actually quite sad “fine you wanna be like that die then the whole world loved you but were my friend” probably the saddest line in ERB
I'm sorry, Jim. Sometimes I can't control my rage.
Honestly, there's a lot of things that you can't control at my age,
But the truth is, I miss ya. You were gone too soon.
You were like watching a beautiful sunset…at noon.
(Aw.) Stan, don't be sad. We all have a time to go. (Yeah…)
Most of the Internet thought that you died 12 years ago,
But the Four will always be Fantastic. The Hulk will always be Incredible.
The words you wove within the hearts of heroes are indelible.
There is no beef between us. We're two minds of the same kind,
And there is no man who could ever muck with what we've left behind.
yes@@feisarspeed
@@feisarspeedM I C ,I ROCK THE MIC PROPERLY K E Y
@@stoneglaser6250 TURNING PROFITS I GOT THE KEY
@@stoneglaser6250 lmao, perfect response.
Best Flow: Steve Jobs
Best Disses: Bill Gates
Overall winner: AIDS research
No lol bitch
Overall winner is "I got a PC but it wasn't from u bitch"
Hotel: Trivago
@@vishalmohite7154 that works too
No “Hasta la visa like the terminator told ya” won
-HAL9000
please jus stop with these memes i have seen so many of them already (its just a joke little salty, angry, dumb kids)
*"You blow, Jobs"*
-Bill Gates
So he blow bill's Microsoft lol
A very important comma
Blow jobs hearing that line makes me need holy water
'Blow Jobs' *vomiting*
@@specmoment3592 the world's most important comma.
This aged so good considering ChatGPT is runing on a linux.
This snapped in my mind a couple of months ago! Cool right?! Hahah
Yes, as do most platforms like Google, Meta etc
Not just that, but to some extent, at least for now, bill gates owns it !
Microsoft owns Chatgpt budd.
@@southasiadefenseportal8957No they don't. They subsidized ChatGPT development with Azure credits (on which OpenAI is running Linux)
As a kid I never really liked HAL's part in this one, but having grown up around copious amounts of computers and the internet, it's frankly chilling how well written and strangely prescient it ended up being. The line about being in our laps and pockets evokes the all seeing eyes of platform algorithms, and supercomputers do in fact run Linux for the most part. This plus all the little references easily makes this my favorite ERB.
Used to think it represented Apple continuing on as a competitor despite job's death. But truly I can see it being the interconnected apparatus of online corporations guiding the world now
I used to genuinely hate Hal's parts too until very recently. With how fast AI is moving it made me realize that Hal isn't that far away and that even geniuses like steve jobs and bill gates are insignificant compared to what they've built.
It's supposed to be Linux, it's just a joke that it is being portrait as HAL. Since Linux doesn't really have a prominent leader figure like Apple and Windows has. The joke is that they are fighting about which system is better, but Linux is far superior than both. It's not really about Ai though even though it fits the narrative.
@@BlackChambermaidwhat's Linux?
@@crazypato3752GNU/Linux is a UNIX-like operating system (OS). It runs the Linux Kernel and is typically packaged in distributions such as Ubuntu or CentOs (deprecated). Note that macOS (10.5+) actually complies to the Single UNIX Specification; macOS is a true UNIX operating system, whereas Linux is not.
"I got a PC but it wasn't from you"
He died from Pancreatic Cancer
Damn the line is truly genius and subtle
Finally, someone got it!
Damn.
and what about the daisy's destruction reference. "ill beat you till your singing about a daisy girl'
Se refiere a sistema operativo que Bill robó de Apple, nada que ver con su enfermedad.
Ustedes hablan Ingles y no entendieron esa referencia?
R.I.P
10 years old today!! Thank you for still being here! Much love. Peter & Lloyd xx
Legends 🙌🙌
Grazy journey! Very long time fan (already feeling old :D and cant wait whats next! :)
oh you still remember this video even after 10 years, thats great
I can’t believe it’s been 10 years…
i simply dont believe it
The Daisy Girl line is cool considering the first song ever sung by an IBM computer was "Daisy Bell". Really shows how those guys over at ERB do their research
Also when Hal dies at the end of 2001, he reverts to singing Daisy Bell in his death throes.
Oh no it’s a lot darker than that. When he says “beat you till you’re singing bout a daisy girl” he’s also referencing something muchhhh worse
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@@couchpotatoes5158also dark is when jobs said PC reffering to pancreatic cancer
@@couchpotatoes5158 what is he referencing
The "your future is my design" line always gives me chills, still does
ikr, I never came back to this battle much but that parts definitely a standout to just sounding amazing
Explain
@@pixelizedpearexplain
Meh, Windows 11 (and maybe 12) are more and more like Macintosh design so...
@@YTPs2Glin The future that Bill Gates designs nowadays has nothing to do with PCs and Windows.
"Beat you in 17 lines of code"
From the start and until this point, HAL gave 17 lines from his verse...
Yeah such a good move!
How the hell do people find this stuff out?
@@josephstalin364 if you watch it once to enjoy, 2nd time to listen, 3rd time to catch the references, 4th time to look for what you may have missed xD
@@josephstalin364 thats part of it xD
@@cremicilafenice4654 and what about next 50 times?
How do either lloyd or Peter look like every human on earth. They have one of the best makeup crews in Earth
Aight m8, imma bout to let u know the secret. But be aware! That as soon as u know this, the illuminati are coming for u.
It's called a mask lol search for ERB behind the scenes.
@@r1ck537 the channel is called ERB2
The makeup people they have working for them are magic, that’s how.
no cap, they really do
Make-up, costume and prosthetics
"so go ahead try to Turing test me" line is kinda creepy, when you think about that the GPT4 already passed the Turing test.
Whenever I read about new developments in AI, I think about this battle. "Everything you built leads up to me" indeed.
“But you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC”
THAT WAS FIRE
I thought that one was also, apple uses extreme quality rather than quantity
It's a luxury type of electronic.. and the phones are definitely awesome
... so, I learned while selling metal roofs with lifetime warranties (50 year) you pay for quality.. often.. in certain types of products
Commented from an Samsung a03, 70$
Works, and very customizable.. free apps ect.. some filled with malware lol
I can't get over how good the opening is with Jobs interrupting and getting straight to the battle.
Me to
the opening was really smooth
I remember the day it aired, it was amazing because people were begging for this match since the beginning!
And how awesome Hal’s part was
He had to get started quick before he died.
Too soon?
Fun fact: you're wondering why this comment had these many likes ;)
@Guinevere unless you live under a rock every character shown so far in ERB is known to the world
@Guinevere again, as I said, unless you used to live under a rock, Jobs was known regardless
@Guinevere do I look like one of ERB crew? Ask them, not me
Donald Trump vs Biden, Trump introduced himself
@@TheLeeGoldman He doesn't count
11 years old and STILL my favourite ERB of all time.
Mine too, but Elvis vs. Michael Jackson and cesar vs. Zulu are right behind this. To tell you this was quite important for me. Or not. Who cares.
Having AI win was premonition
9 years later and I STILL laugh at Gates' opening line "You blow, Jobs"
His whole diss is beautiful
yes
I still laugh at Steve punch line, Why did u name the company after your d!©k( Micro- soft) 😂😂
@@sevilleandcoarthouse2960
Bill Gates is the best!
But he makes the gui that Melinda uses *suggestive dancing*
"The whole world loved you, but you were my friend" that hits deep.
I don't understand that can someone explain?
@@tntrigued5011 they were friends
The were rivals but they were good friends bill gates was hit hard when jobs passed
After they were friends and rivals they kinda stoped talking as friends and then when he jobs died gates was hit hard realizing they lost a good friendship for nothing
@@Aaron-xr7oc oh ok thanks
Still watching this 11 years on. It's by far the best ERB.
even the ending "who won? whos next? you decide!" sounds fire
“Got the GUI that Melinda uses “ hits different now that they’re divorcing
LoL
No lies detected
@Arafath Islam • what are you talking about?
@Arafath Islam • tf you mean they were married for 27 years, just because she chooses to divorce him doesn’t mean that she’s a gold digger, incel. Marriages run their course, and there’s a good chance they agreed it was the best thing for both of them.
@Arafath Islam • yeah because she would definitely wait 27 years to divorce him if she was a gold digger
Of all the ERBs, this one felt the most like a BATTLE. They bicker, cut each other off and aren't solely reserved to their individual verses.
Tommy Scott Obama VS Mitt Romney was pretty good but I’d have to agree with you
and the part where steve jobs "dies" shows emotion i like that too
Xander K True, I like that one too
Xander K that ones slightly different to showcase the nature of politics. Specifically when they peter out and start calling each other dummies.
Yes, it's good.
The careography, acting, edit and camerawork on HAL9000 is simply brilliant
This video is absolutely flawless.
Every single line is perfect.
Every camera angle, every dance move, every edit, every little nuance, it all came together so perfectly here.
In a storm of 88 individually genius videos, this one in particular literally COULD NOT BE any better.
It's perfect.
I swear, Pete and Lloyd are just the default characters for every human being.
Based comment
Nah, just white/European characters. They really don't ever play non-European characters for a reason.
@@delve_ Everything else is the DLC
@@DerpiestGameBlast they're just the random settings
The only white characters they failed to play properly was Bill O'Reilly and Elon Musk. Mark Zuckerberg too wasn't that similar looking but they nailed the robot part
“The whole world loves you, but you were my friend”
This line always hit a little differently
ikr
I literally came back to this song just to hear that line
How?
@@dreadlist1711 sad. Depressing. It wasn't an attack at jobs, but his expression of lost :D that how i feel about that line
Yeahh.
"your future is my design"
OpenAI has entered the ChatGPT
"the whole world loved you, but you were my friend." gets me to this day.
Me: *Trying to sleep*
My brain: LET ME JUST STEP RIGHT IN
I'm literally in that situation right now
😂👌
Well, you have some serious issues with your brain then. Ask for a good doctor if you have a PC.
@@Hilljoona *i see what you did there*
Same
11 years passed, and this is still the best from these guys
“The whole world loved you but you were my friend” - that smacked me hard in the feels.
Took me 6 years to catch that Jobs meant Pancreatic Cancer when he said "I got a pc"
shit
wack.
Man that's a bar 🔥🔥🔥 WTH only real ppl with knowledge can react to bars like that
took me 6 minute by searching comment section, the comment section is truly the archive of knowledge... and toxic flame rage *peek other comments and drama wars*
Me too!
Ouch.
*"Beat you in seventeen lines of code"*
HAL's verse is actually made of 17 lines, such brilliance on this one.
Hal's the best
Does such Perfection exist?
@@Seth-ng5oy it is called HAL9000
Hal9000 was created by humans. Humans caused Hal9000 to Malfunction, causing many crew Member's Death. Plus, a human managed to Outsmart Hal9000 and got him..."Terminated."
@@stereohat5627
Holy crap. That’s brilliant.
Best Flow: Steve Jobs
Best Disses: Bill Gates
Winner: Hal 9000
Loser: Pancreatic Cancer
The bit after Steve Jobs died was actually really emotional omg.
9 years later this is still a banger man.
I never thought this would happen. Thank you ERB, you guys are the best
@@_np7 no u
@@alessbritish228 how did you do that???
I literally just discovered this, and holy yeah. This is not only funny content, but a legit actual catchy song lol.
I actually listen to this in my music playlist. All time favorite!
Steve faded before Thanos even snapped
*He's ahead of his time*
Yawn
Harry Potter guess we wait five years...
Technically thanos snapped in the comics decades ago
@@trymex9168 shhh dont let them know
FreezyBoi 3, why would he? He grew up with muggles all his life. And besides, us comic book readers know that Thanos did that to impress Death.
Rewatching after a decade. It is still brilliant. Thanks.
"Whole world loved you but you were my friend"
Love that line
That ''Let me just step right in'' at the start will always be so iconic
true
True 🔥
*The whole word loved you but you were my friend 🔥
*PC*
I believe that the idea was because Jobs had just died, so there was no need to introduce him
Dora the explorer vs Indiana Jones
+UberDuck Lol yes
YAAAAAS!!!!
+UberDuck why not spice things up and make it Dora the explorer vs Lara Croft?
OR OR or... Lara croft vs Indiana jones then Dora just comes in at the end to destroy everyone?
UberDuck that would be awesome :D
It’s crazy how accurate this rap battle is 11 years on… AI is taking over 😅
"People with jobs use a PC"
Damn, calm down Bill.
Facts. :'v
anonymous anonymous jokes on you I run my life from an iPhone sc
@@thewhitewolf58 more power to ya, i couldn't do it
anonymous anonymous The only machines that I have that work and can find parts for are my iPhone 4,4S,5,6+,6S+,Original iPad 3G,iPad 2 3G,and iPad 4 LTE. My old Dell Dimension 8200’s motherboard is fried though after 18 years. I can’t find another motherboard for it. I have a job though.
@@ElizabethMorote after 18 years? That's really good then.
he's worked so hard only to see his legacy included $999 aluminum stand
@@jakojenhh5002 You know, this argument only really works if we're talking about some sort of pro version that's substantially superior to the regular version.
I mean, yeah, that stand is going to hold your screen REALLY well, but 999$-well?
@@jakojenhh5002 That's not an argument
He would love it.
@@jakojenhh5002 $300 would be an appropriate price for that stand. Not $1,000. It's not worth $1,000.
@@jakojenhh5002 lmao
Every now and then i come back for this beat
I'm wrapping up Isaacson's biography of Steve Jobs and I can't believe that the writers of this rap knew enough to touch on the decades long drama between The Beatles and Apple but were restrained enough to not spell it out. It sits there as a little Easter egg for those who are in the know but doesn't distract those who don't already understand. These songs are so dense it's just amazing.
Fun fact: When the AI says, “beat you in 17 lines of code” that was the 17th bar. ERB is amazingly detailed in their raps.
It’s not AI I’m pretty sure it’s Steve jobs mind that was put inside that camera thing
No it's not... Its HAL9000 from The Space Oddysey, representinf the third rival to the other two- Linux
how did you figure that out
It’s HAL 9000 >:(
@@anthony42-
1:59
It literally says it's running on Linux so no. It's Hal9000 but it's representing the Linux Operating Systems and I guess super-smart AIs too
It is just me or it a litle bit sad when Bill Gate said "The whole world love you, but you were my friend" ? :(
Evil sonja the big sad
@Nick Moore yes it is.
Little*
Yes
Where they actually friends?
still my fav ERB
straight FIRE
Bill: Hows things on heaven steve?
Steve: Not bad. The best part is there are no gates or windows.
BEST!
I mean, there's the pearly gates...
One time I farted in an apple store and got kicked out. It wasn't my fault, there were not any windows
🤣
Gold.
when the comments are recent yk this is fire.
Damn they hearted this
@@hjl4204 yeah lol
Odin is with you
@@imadbenhalima962 Why Odin? Why not Zeus?
@@phexialic8033 Odin is the God of the gods
0:21 has had me laughing so hard for such a long time...one of the best disses I have seen at ERB too.
Having "Why did you name your company after your dick?" then following it with "You blow, jobs" is an actual work of art
"microsoft"
Same same, it’s the most underrated line of any ERB battle 😂
Who came back here after listening to Henry Ford vs Karl Marx?!
Es que esta es la mejor de todas.
"You could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC!"
Some intense word play on
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away.".
Technically it also makes sense from a financial standard
He had Pancreatic Cancer
Also because Steve Jobs said "you'll never catch a virus on an Apple" so Bill Gates replied with the thing about doctors (because you know.... virus..... sickness.... doctors)
not gonna undermine the genius behind it, but they use plenty of time to research relevant topics and transform them into disses and references... but godamm still dope af
@@thisguy1640 Not with these CPU/GPU prices
"Everyone knows Windows _bit_ off Apple?"
So, that explains the logo lol.
lolol
that's the joke...
Congratulations, you understood the joke...
The joke is that Alan Turing died from cyanide poisoning after bitting just one time an apple
@@Soulkeep Well that doesn't really have anything to do with this, the joke is that Apples logo has a part bitten off
This one is the hands down best
This is probably the best beat I have ever heard by Epic Rap Battles.
The "you blow, Jobs" has to be the most childish, yet hilarious insult. Just brilliant
More than name microsoft after your dick?
Well it was a direct response to “why’d you name your company after your dick”
the company after dick is even more brilliant imo
Now i just realized 💀💀💀
"You blow, Jobs! You arrogant prick,
With your secondhand jeans and your turtleneck" Has to be the smoothest line in this vid
1:15
First Thanos victim 2012 colorized
Dammit thanos!
Bill I don't feel so good
Bill should have gone for the head
How did I never come back and make this comment myself?!? They really are ahead of their time.
So when i heard hit the time on it i realized that i was 1 second away from that time
It's time for HAL 9000 vs ChatGPT
*"Daddy, what are clouds made of?"*
"Linux servers, mostly."
I couldn't see that one. That joke must be a .jpeg
--Linux programmers gang
i dont get it
@@norishimogawa6125 This is dark magic you need not concern yourself with, Windowian.
@@fosatech i shall turn a blind eye
This will forever be one of the best CZcams videos ever made
Ikr
All of their videos are extremely high quality, and are definitely some of the best on CZcams.
L
This is CZcams in its prime
Stranger things bad lip reading thank me later
These guys had a lot of fun making this one
the beats in this battle 🙌
Siri vs J.A.R.V.I.S
thats a good one man put it on their last vod
siri vs cortana
+cherise williams Siri Vs. Hal9000
+cherise williams They're both stupid
+cherise williams siri vs JARVIS is stupit better yet Knight rider car vs JARVIS because they both are AI.. siri is just an programm
Steve Jobs: *gets dusted*
Everyone else on planet earth: “you’re about 5 years too early.”
Y e s
My. Man.
Try me :
Viva la Vida
Retric Explain the joke please?? I know the song so I'm pretty sure I'll get it.
Cedar Franklin In the movie Avengers Endgame, the avengers have to go back in time. In one scene, hulk and another character are discussing a different character from the future who died by dusting away but wasn’t known yet at the time their at. The other character says “your five years too early” when discussing this dead character
this one just gets spookier over time
Just visiting a few old favorites.... love it just as much now as 11 yrs ago
ᴇɪɢʜᴛ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ...
This is still the most legendary rap battle of all time.
Definitely my favorite and HAL in this is beyond epic.
My favourites are joker vs pennywise, MLK vs Ghandi, Trump vs Bidin, Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerburg and Adam vs Eve
Agreed. It's my absolute favorite.
Cleopatra, JRR Tolkien are up there with this one
I also love Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers and I have to say I miss this Content
Me: trying to sleep
My brain: "I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
Take a look at your history everything you built leads ups to me
@@Termin8or_115 I got the power of the mind you could never be
@[AP-STUDENT] Joshua Raven Mislang Ill beat you till you singing bout a daisy girl
@Drinking Milk nothing you can do to stop it
@@ButterNugget. How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
It's 2024, and the future thing song predicts is getting closer by the day !
Damn this is still soo good 😭😭
"The whole world loved you, but you were my friend"
After all these years, this line still hit me hard.
The hardest line is probably when jobs said why did you name your company after your dick
Looks like steve was last online 10 years ago
@@elgoose2587 Ouch
How ????
@@xxyodagamerxx3819 nah that's the softest lmao
if Apple made a car, would it have windows?
If Microsoft bought McDonald's...Would they continue the Mac?
+Arnulfo Zamora lol
lol
+Arnulfo Zamora No they think with Portals! lol
lel hahahahaha good 1
this will always be the best ERB
this is probably the best ERB song
“You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple!”
“But you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC”
Me in 2020 looking at $1200 Apple phones: Well that aged well
heheheh that’s what he meant
Is this an American joke I am too European to understand?
@bobo you could buy a second hand Android for half the price of a second hand iPhone
@bobo The OS part literally comes down to preference. With Android you can install 3rd party apps easily and you can download music and other shit easily, that's why I personally like Android better but I can see how people who like to keep things simple would like iOS. Also the longevity part is not true at all iPhones are known for having shitty battery life. But hey, if you can afford a luxury brand go ahead no one's gonna stop you.
@VanillaSwirls yeah but: an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Fun fact: this and Trump vs Biden were the only battles where the announcer was interrupted
Yeah, I went back here because it reminded me of this.
yaay politics..i sure do love seeing politics on everywhere man wohoo (!)
Yeah except....this idea executed better in this than Trump Vs. Biden ERB 2020 vid
They could've made a similar instrumental to this beat for the Trump Vs. BIDEN erb ; but they followed the norm using a cheesy rap instrumental .
Yeah I like trump vs biden more
Best one yet
Still here for it
"I'm on linux bitch, I thought you GNU"
*MINDBLOWN*
HAL9000 and its Linux won clearly xD
HumorTman I
HumorTman Hal won.
HumorTman ?!
. . . .
HAL9000 vs. Siri
+John Smith Cortana (Halo) vs Siri (Ap- wait you should know this already, but I'll still say it anyways "Apple")
+MegaFire FoxUltra yessssssssssssssssssssassssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
+John Smith That's a no brainer.
yesyesyesYES
+Slightly Curious Sassy Cat Then One of them V Jarvis
this is my favourite erb ever!
I always come back to rewatch this masterpiece
"Well you can still afford a doctor when you buy a PC"
No, no, he has a point
Yeah, a 300$ pc vs a 1000$ mac...
@@anmolbajaj1079 also an apple a day keeps doctor away
"Well you can still afford a doctor *if you bought a PC"
@@jinxabyss1484 It's soo fricken smart
That's not how the joke goes
I still gotta say this is the best of all the ERB's....
agreed
one of the saddest too if you listen to it carefully
You're forgetting Wright Bros vs Mario Bros.
+Evan Johnson Thats one if the worst
+ScourgeTrigger of
11 years and this one is still my favorite!!
after all those years, this is the best one!
"The whole world loved you but you were MY friend"
awww.
Low key he probably felt like megamind when he died... he had no rival or purpose.
I also love the way they made Steve Transcend it was so beautiful and that line so real. 😭
That bit always makes me kinda sad
@@carlsagan2607 yeah then now there's Elon
@@landelacruzzzz Bill gates is retired now.
J.A.R.V.I.S vs. Siri
YES😃
my name is acually jarvis
Gan Jarvis lol
+Scott Chiste OMG YASSSS
yes
Almost 12 years later this is still the best ERB
This is timeless
"Why'd you name your company after your dick?" is one of the greatest disses and hit harder than Bill's divorce
It took me a few seconds to get that line, but oh boy I don't think I'll be able to hear the name Microsoft again without laughing 😂😂😂
Me at first: eeem Windows? I don't get it...
Some time later: OMG LOL MICROSOFT 😆😂🤣
Every time I read "microsoft" I bust out laughing, thanks to this line. 😂😂😂
Gates killed it when he said "you blow, jobs" that was a great comeback to the punchline, never say "your d!k" at the end when your name is jobs.
that’s why he got divorced
been 11 years and i still remember this word for word, W
This is my first time finding this channel, and this goes really hard
'With your second hand jeans' 0:23
Steve Jobs was adopted hence second hand GENES
This is truly well written
@FALLSCHIRMJAGER i thought i was the only one who understood and liked that line lol
@FALLSCHIRMJAGER wow nice I didn't notice
Uh, that's G-E-N-E-S, "King".
@@charlesroberts3650 sorry my bad
@@falconking2888 You're a good man for taking it so easy, Kudos my friend.