Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • čas přidán 23. 07. 2023
  • Mark is back from the Fully Loaded tour with Bert Kreischer and ...*drumroll* his parents! Joe goes to Maine to spend time with the fam and see a young man vomit! Happy Tuesday!!
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  • @gamingwithjon5434
    @gamingwithjon5434 Před rokem +60

    When he says Ralphie Mae mixed with post Malone it could not be more accurate lol

  • @edweirdmitchell3095
    @edweirdmitchell3095 Před rokem +27

    ‘It’s like Elvis….right before he died.’ made me laugh so hard the people on the train are looking at me like The Velvet Fog looked at Kramer.

    • @jeffmccloud905
      @jeffmccloud905 Před rokem +1

      whoa, I haven't heard "The Velvet Fog" since I was watching Night Court

    • @edweirdmitchell3095
      @edweirdmitchell3095 Před rokem +1

      @@jeffmccloud905 Yes! I remember that too. Lol.

  • @GordonShumwayyy
    @GordonShumwayyy Před rokem +54

    Mark has heard the difference between HIV and AIDS 57 times by now. Joe has explained it to him personally 48 times.

    • @podespault
      @podespault Před rokem +3

      You're not gay if you can tell the difference

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 Před rokem +1

      Good thing he's not a weed guy with that memory.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 Před rokem +5

      Good thing he's not a weed guy with that memory.

    • @diewithavengeance
      @diewithavengeance Před rokem

      Thank you for the update, you're doing good work my friend

    • @zakkglista1844
      @zakkglista1844 Před 8 měsíci

      To Mark, it's all herpes

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 Před rokem +13

    ‘Soup to nuts’ is hands down, the number 1 funniest piece of comedy that will come out this year! ❤

    • @johnhdez9927
      @johnhdez9927 Před rokem +1

      Agreed!! Already watched it twice! It’s one of those you want to watch until you memorize your favorite jokes

  • @mike20855
    @mike20855 Před rokem +85

    Joe is doing the asian noise in every pod lately. love it

    • @Chillllllbruh
      @Chillllllbruh Před rokem +8

      It worked for Gillis maybe it'll help.

    • @hamiltoncrete6741
      @hamiltoncrete6741 Před rokem +2

      @@Chillllllbruh saying a slur I'd different from doing a voice lol

    • @carlp700
      @carlp700 Před rokem +2

      Specifically Japanese. Come from diaphragm.

    • @mike20855
      @mike20855 Před rokem +1

      @@carlp700 "hoyoyoyo!"

    • @plsjesse
      @plsjesse Před rokem +1

      I look forward to it every pod! 😂

  • @ryanmc8169
    @ryanmc8169 Před rokem +24

    This dynamic is top tier.

  • @stompin187
    @stompin187 Před rokem +320

    Joe hates Bert. And I get it.

    • @ACACAC771
      @ACACAC771 Před rokem +32

      100%

    • @TurdFerguson456
      @TurdFerguson456 Před rokem +39

      ​@@ACACAC771Uhhhh hundred percent!!!!

    • @joelglanton6531
      @joelglanton6531 Před rokem +28

      I just started the podcast so idk if they get into this but didn't they get into it because Joe wanted to eat pizza lol

    • @ichi_go
      @ichi_go Před rokem +14

      Can't wait to see Joe on 2 bears🤣

    • @ABPhoto182
      @ABPhoto182 Před rokem +28

      No one wanted Thai. 22:03

  • @damianrodarte7727
    @damianrodarte7727 Před rokem +11

    "Zip it up and zip it out". " Alright... zippidy doo dye bye bye" - Me and my brother's good bye since 2005 😂

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079

    Mark's brother figured out DOS, Mark figured out Dos Equis.

  • @vincapp
    @vincapp Před 11 měsíci +1

    Mark’s description of Jelly Roll is 100% accurate haha

  • @MarilynJ.
    @MarilynJ. Před měsícem

    Mark- “And no bridges” omg lmao What a call back! 😂😂

  • @OnePissedOffHippie
    @OnePissedOffHippie Před rokem +23

    Monday night hits hard with Kill Tony and Queef Riff Hour back to back 🖤

    • @mohamedamine7610
      @mohamedamine7610 Před rokem +2

      Imagine a KillTony episode with these two queefs together as guests.. it would be an epic combination of gay.. I love it.

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 Před rokem +1

      It may finally be funny again if they got these two 'mos on there. In the Mothership era William has been the only funny thing about that show.

    • @podespault
      @podespault Před rokem

      Ew I didn't think it was possible to like Tony Hinchcliffe and be gay

    • @trendybistro
      @trendybistro Před rokem

      You don't watch LOS? They had Shane Gillis, Steve Ranassizi, Ari Shaffir, Brendan Sagalow and Aaron Berg on last night.

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 Před rokem +4

    Joe’s ocean glasses story was awesome! Good luck with the special, Mark!

  • @Luissogood
    @Luissogood Před rokem +5

    Mark and joe always make my day a little bit better😂😂

  • @Br_ittany1119
    @Br_ittany1119 Před rokem +11

    I love seeing Joe's nervousness about the baby. All parents go through it, it'll be fine. You'll find 2k for daycare. It always works out.

  • @patrickharris2013
    @patrickharris2013 Před rokem +7

    I'm here commenting for the almighty algo and waiting for Soup to Nuts to drop. Congrats on the special Mark!

  • @davidcross5455
    @davidcross5455 Před rokem +16

    Right on congrats on the pregnancy Joe and congrats on the special Mark.

    • @tonymarselle8812
      @tonymarselle8812 Před rokem

      Maybe he will realize that his child molester jokes are not funny now.

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop Před rokem +6

    The Tuesgays look straight out of a 90s summer camp counselor movie

  • @zakkglista1844
    @zakkglista1844 Před rokem +4

    Just watched Soup to Nuts! It's soooooo great :D
    Idk why, got me emotional to see Joe List and Sam Morril on the Thank You list

  • @event__horizon
    @event__horizon Před rokem +11

    Long day for Mark, wearing the same clothes from morning pod with Chrissy. Putting in that work 👍

  • @ZiggaRats
    @ZiggaRats Před rokem +8

    There's a beauty and a joyful innocence to List's family vacation stories, that I just love.
    The big white family that has wholesome quirky New England adventures. I couldn't relate less!
    But I love it anyway, and it makes me feel warm and gay inside,
    just to know that such a world exists.

    • @tonymarselle8812
      @tonymarselle8812 Před rokem

      I find it creepy how often he talks about molesting his nieces and nephews.
      Still waiting for a punchline.

  • @doctorpirateshields
    @doctorpirateshields Před rokem +1

    The whole 'dubious honor' conversation and mark calling himself a Danish really was great

  • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
    @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Před rokem +1

    joe's mum being scared of bridges is probably the funniest thing i've ever heard

  • @garydaly
    @garydaly Před rokem +2

    I got nearly a decade of laughs from farting and fart jokes and fart simulations with my two sons. My golden age of dad comedy. Now it's "whatever dad!" I still love them though.

  • @bradpiff6836
    @bradpiff6836 Před rokem +6

    Cant wait for the new Netflix hour!!!

  • @b0ssatr0n91
    @b0ssatr0n91 Před rokem +3

    What a great ep, i listened to this ep and said "wow what a great ep"

  • @MrSmitty3434
    @MrSmitty3434 Před rokem +2

    Big fan of you two. I live in Lancaster, PA and was pumped to hear Mark's plug on this episode that you were coming here. Except that you were here two days ago. Big fan but just some friendly advice, it might help to promote future shows on the pod so we can come see you. Thanks for all the great content!

  • @civic9404
    @civic9404 Před rokem

    “Burnin’ Bridges” hahahaha😂😂😂 Mark slid that right in. Dark

  • @whataloadofbollox
    @whataloadofbollox Před rokem +3

    11:45 gotta love Joe,
    "I've heard of you but I haven't heard of Jelly Bean"
    😂😂😂

  • @azsportsfanatic
    @azsportsfanatic Před rokem +2

    Love you guys! Love the pod!

  • @Mark-Joyce
    @Mark-Joyce Před rokem

    Jellyfish reading the WSJ 😂😂😂

  • @closequarters4575
    @closequarters4575 Před rokem +17

    This is how you know Joe is a true thick skinned comedian. He’s totally comfortable letting Mark sing Bert’s praises despite their beef.

    • @FlyinHawaiian808
      @FlyinHawaiian808 Před rokem

      They have beef??? We’ll Bert’s annoying af and I love every comic

    • @closequarters4575
      @closequarters4575 Před rokem +3

      @@FlyinHawaiian808 as Ari tell’s it, Bert was an asshole to Joe at Mark’s bachelor party. They yelled at each other and stayed out of each other’s way. But the way Mark told it on Theo’a pod, they still hate each other (although neither are publicly trashing the other).

    • @Sun_Cat_Pop
      @Sun_Cat_Pop Před rokem +3

      @@joekickass9233 Highly doubt there was any beef.
      Bert was drunk, had a hissy fit & passed out for the night, all almost a year ago. While he slept it off, Joe & bachelor party boys probably laughed it off that night.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Před rokem +7

      Being sober around a bunch of drunks becomes extremely annoying very quickly. Team Joe all the way.

    • @tonymarselle8812
      @tonymarselle8812 Před rokem

      Joe is an unfunny creep who sounded like a wet blanket at the party.

  • @DeemMalicious
    @DeemMalicious Před rokem

    Loved seeing you in Memphis, Mark!! You were on point with the Germantown reference.

  • @emmadilemma5274
    @emmadilemma5274 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I'm from Oklahoma and meth, opiates and casinos are the only recreation that doesn't involve killing animals. So yeah, we appreciate the comedy.

  • @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley
    @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley Před rokem +1

    List is renaissance man he can do everything and also has a giant piece.

  • @augamani
    @augamani Před rokem

    I can't wait to watch Mark's special tonight! I'm sure he kills as always

  • @juice2620
    @juice2620 Před rokem +1

    Chad Daniels is a hard hitter. Glad to hear him get his moment. He should be more known he's a killer. Super funny.

  • @integrator_101
    @integrator_101 Před rokem +4

    Nailed it on the TGIF but hate to tell you Jelly Role is world wide fame

  • @PlusMoney_MMA
    @PlusMoney_MMA Před rokem

    I could only imagine seeing a second line while in the city and then notice it’s the fully loaded crew partying 😂

  • @eahiv
    @eahiv Před 6 měsíci

    great ep, Joe is gonna be the best dad

  • @MessyLio10
    @MessyLio10 Před rokem +1

    The special turned out great Kevin... comedy!

  • @ChildrenOfTheVibe
    @ChildrenOfTheVibe Před rokem

    the photo dump 😂

  • @FlyinHawaiian808
    @FlyinHawaiian808 Před rokem

    Jeeez this donught talk got me squirming laughing how many jokes can u fit in a min dam there on fire jerry!❤

  • @KVR69420
    @KVR69420 Před rokem

    Love you gays so much! ❤

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079

    Remember when moms used to say, 'you can't make a career out of playing video games', and then people started to make careers out of playing videos games? Sounds like being on tour with Bert is like finally using the skills you learnt at a frat party that your mom thought you'd never use.

    • @steve7015
      @steve7015 Před rokem +1

      Right, "Burnt Chrysler's Fart Party Bus Tour"
      Coming mostly to the South.

  • @BigElectricCat
    @BigElectricCat Před rokem +7

    We’re all gay

    • @ithebandon
      @ithebandon Před rokem

      🚨🚨🚨 this just in babies don’t grow in butts 🚨🚨🚨

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 Před rokem

    I swear my dad and I were just watching Step By Step before I started watching this ep.😂

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Před rokem +16

    I feel bad for Mark, he doesn't have the confidence to put his foot down to his own parents with something as simple as "i need to go back to the hotel to shower, I'll meet you guys at the venue" etc.
    Hopefully he can get past that irrational fear someday and just be real with em so he can save his own sanity🙏

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Před rokem +1

      He will eventually. People seem to finally get it around 50.

    • @monkeywang9972
      @monkeywang9972 Před rokem

      Get over it right before you put ‘em in the ground lol

  • @jayneblue2
    @jayneblue2 Před rokem +2

    Another great one!!
    Today, happy to see Chrissy D drop super silly pod with Mark as guest promoting special. Those two's chemistry would be great for Mark having third podcast.

    • @fisty539
      @fisty539 Před rokem

      if you haven't check out take your shoes off with rick glassman, very silly and mark's been on twice I think. Chrissy had glassman on recently too

    • @p3rpNZ
      @p3rpNZ Před rokem

      mark was on taste buds too it was good

    • @jayneblue2
      @jayneblue2 Před rokem +1

      @@fisty539 Absolutely, Ricks not just silly, he is PHENOMENAL! Longtime fan & boy are my arms tired . His Sixth Lead was impressive work too

    • @fisty539
      @fisty539 Před rokem

      @@jayneblue2 I'm only just getting into it but seeing hundreds of eps for a podcast the just clicks with my humour is so satisfying. I love his psychology talks too coz I've got minor aspergers and anxiety. Looking forward to it ☮ man!

    • @jayneblue2
      @jayneblue2 Před rokem

      @@p3rpNZ Luv Tastebuds, dont remember episode but CAN still picture Mark in booth between Joe /Sal, swaying back, forth (like falling) as they got "salty" with each other 😅Hysterical!

  • @Br_ittany1119
    @Br_ittany1119 Před rokem +2

    I want to hang out with Joe and his family.

  • @klekster12
    @klekster12 Před rokem

    I can’t help but crack up every time Joe does the Asian noise 😂

  • @moorbilt
    @moorbilt Před rokem +2

    Waiting for the Joe List Asian sfx compilation

  • @benbarker95
    @benbarker95 Před rokem +1

    Joe: "I've had sex."
    I'm still not 100% convinced...

  • @BeerDad69
    @BeerDad69 Před rokem +1

    Fucking joe really had to address marks dads shoes Lmao

  • @PlusMoney_MMA
    @PlusMoney_MMA Před rokem +2

    Saw fully loaded in New Orleans and Normand was hilarious, non stop hitters! Made me forget about the drunk lady who kicked over my cheap arena cocktail 😂

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 Před rokem

    Joe’s dance moves are good!

  • @only4u498
    @only4u498 Před rokem +2

    JUST A FEW MORE HOURS TILL SOUP TO NUTS

  • @shaneboswell9872
    @shaneboswell9872 Před rokem

    Tuesday’s with repeats! Just turned 40 and feel like I am repeating myself too ! Age Jizz

  • @jonathandiaz6675
    @jonathandiaz6675 Před 3 měsíci

    My wife found my wallet under water snorkeling in Hawaii

  • @North-bg8lg
    @North-bg8lg Před 11 měsíci

    Can we get a mark Norman's jerryse infield show and a modern new curb ur enthusiasm with Joe list.

  • @sj33zy64
    @sj33zy64 Před rokem +3

    I want to hang out with these guys

  • @adambrazeal6711
    @adambrazeal6711 Před rokem

    You both should come to the new Tulsa Bricktown Comedy!!!! 🎉🎉

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Před rokem +1

    List was hilarious Saturday night in San Jose

  • @user-qe1zb4zv5p
    @user-qe1zb4zv5p Před rokem

    Heard you guys mention Chad on the podcast. Checked out his special. Very funny.

  • @Nowhere84422
    @Nowhere84422 Před rokem

    I'm convinced these 2 are sitting in front of a green screen at the beach for this episode.

  • @johnduckguitar7083
    @johnduckguitar7083 Před rokem

    Just watched soup for nuts ...Normand is the new style of comedy for a new age,just like scrolling social media,it has to be quick,rapid fire , machine gun comedy,up n down ,it's cheap it's dirty and after n hour you feel like you wasted your life and not sure how you feel ❤️ "comedy"

  • @nickg1743
    @nickg1743 Před rokem

    Just watched Soup to nuts. Great special Mark, really one of the best stand ups in recent times, well played and to everyone involved James Webb directing etc.

  • @sammathey1995
    @sammathey1995 Před rokem

    Love when Joe does the Boston accent

  • @steffonthomas2836
    @steffonthomas2836 Před rokem

    Road race 😂😂😂

  • @luismlopez2474
    @luismlopez2474 Před rokem +2

    Lets GOOOOOOO!! 😂😂👏👏

  • @aaronhelfor8764
    @aaronhelfor8764 Před rokem +1

    Chad Daniels is definitely top tier, I wish I could get the chance to see him

  • @stanleykubik1778
    @stanleykubik1778 Před rokem

    Watchin soup to nuts tonight, comedy !

  • @Fresh4life
    @Fresh4life Před rokem

    Wonderful episode!& I wonder if Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David would ever guest appear.

  • @mturn444
    @mturn444 Před rokem

    ❤ You guys a too damn funny 😂

  • @pya2006
    @pya2006 Před rokem

    “Mont-Montgomery’s got the answer” what they say in Sweet Home Alabama according to Spotify Lyrics. Comedy, fart queef!

  • @ryanh6790
    @ryanh6790 Před rokem

    As someone who runs…. I’ve never heard of a “road race” hahah

  • @dawleymatthew
    @dawleymatthew Před rokem

    Soup to nuts is amazing!!!

  • @chellie7887
    @chellie7887 Před rokem +1

    You can still get it in Britain 🍶🍶

  • @dwainbryan6037
    @dwainbryan6037 Před rokem +5

    I can only imagine if Bert and Mark gave up drinking. When you drink a lot, you think you understand your effect on the people around you, but you really don't because your mind is shrouded in an alcoholic haze and its only when you stop you can see what a dick you were.

    • @podespault
      @podespault Před rokem

      Except Bert is the only dick. The most annoying dick ever.

  • @nickj230
    @nickj230 Před rokem +2

    Joe loves the “my donuts goddamn” line lol

  • @danielwestereng155
    @danielwestereng155 Před rokem

    Epic crowd work with the crowd cam.

  • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
    @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Před rokem +1

    24:49 never freeze that frame again chuck, im literally blinded

  • @rodyar2520
    @rodyar2520 Před rokem

    Heard they're serving Thai food 😂

  • @joeriveracomedy
    @joeriveracomedy Před rokem

    Here for the comments about Joe List saying Jelly Roll is a local act

  •  Před rokem

    Can't wait for the winter, if u know what I mean..

  • @SnapsCFB
    @SnapsCFB Před rokem

    Mark isn’t bigger than Jelly Roll 😂

  • @mickeyabbot5851
    @mickeyabbot5851 Před rokem

    "Kerryn was there"...accurate.

  • @dustypidgeon
    @dustypidgeon Před rokem

    800 of my closest friends and coworkers have podcasts on CZcams. Can one of you strangers help us figure out how to make money on this thing? Lunch!

  • @PNWHerb
    @PNWHerb Před rokem

    yo
    cheers all

  • @Philly253
    @Philly253 Před rokem

    Listening to these two read fucking ads 😂

  • @merfymac
    @merfymac Před rokem

    That anthem singing is f-g insane

  • @bigmoose99
    @bigmoose99 Před rokem

    54:40 compact discharge ha!

  • @cockneyculchi
    @cockneyculchi Před rokem

    Great guys never met them

  • @breakercassidy6946
    @breakercassidy6946 Před rokem +1

    Going Places had Styles from Teen Wolf

  • @tennisbum7527
    @tennisbum7527 Před rokem

    To test the theory on bush shots, I bet if one of you sends out an unsolicited picture of Lisa Lampanelli's, you do a stretch in Attica

  • @abirosak
    @abirosak Před rokem

    Hilarious title

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079

    Off to watch Soup to Nuts right fckn now, baby!

  • @paulkossak7761
    @paulkossak7761 Před rokem

    "Like Biden" hahaha.

  • @evil3570
    @evil3570 Před rokem +1

    You gays never fail

  • @Christopheromoan
    @Christopheromoan Před rokem +1

    Smartest thing Blurt ever did was have a tour with a half dozen way better comedians with him.