On Patrol With Officer Jex - Jerma Streams True Crime: New York City (Long Edit #1)
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- čas přidán 14. 05. 2023
- From Jerma's first two True Crime: New York City streams
Part 0 (4/10/2018): • Jerma Streams - True C...
Part 1 (4/17/2018): • Jerma Streams - True C...
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Jerma streams True Crime: New York City long edit playlist: • Jerma Streams True Cri...
One small +3 good for man, one giant -10 bad for mankind.
Note: This edit was requested by MizuSwano. - Hry
Oh boy it's my favorite streamer Jerma985 playing the role of "Good Cop!" I sure hope he doesn't punch an innocent civilian in the face, escape on a motorcycle, then get hit by a car and explode like a firework!
That scene is engraved on my memory...
@@sadsam3733 it's engraved in the memories of those civilians, too
that entire bit will play in my mind in my final moments
uh oh 😬😬😬
Jason Funderburker
The first thing he thought of to max out his bitrate was holding up a headphone wire and shaking it vigorously. I love it.
“That guy died huffing Glade in a van 40 years ago” is an All-Timer Jerma line
53:03 the idea that someone hadn't taken a SINGLE STEP and was still gaining on Jerma in a car is terrifying
Why is npcs going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" whenever they get run over and turned into red mist so funny
Quotes from a psychopath
Found Jerma's alt account
4 hours of Jerma going the wrong way down every one way street in New York
He looked so young and happy, where have those years gone ?
greed.
@@slyseal2091 No it was the Simpsons Hit & Run stream. He aged like 5 years in that one alone.
@@VampireDrip Remember to take all jokes literally and react seriously every time
@@aldxbaranIt's what Jerma would have wanted.
now he's old and sooo BITTER.
I think part of the reason this game is so unintentionally hilarious is because him playing with a high framerate makes the timescale in the game like 1.3x faster or something like that
Oh he figures out the framerate is causing weird stuff pretty early on
the PC version is generally completely broken. There is a Digital Foundry tech showcase video that goes into the specifics
He playing it on PS2, though?????????? Jerm says that during the opening cutscene. Wait no my brain works he switches to pc port I forgot
Finally they caught the mass-serial murderer Jerma. Justice for the 985 victims. Can't wait to hear the verdict!
punishment: catboy stream
Verdict: GO BACK OUT THERE AND DO MORE DAMAGE
He was unable to fit an entire baseball up his ass at trial, so the charges were dropped
3:00:47 i like how jerma's reaction is just "no..why?" like this is the most devastating thing that has happened to him
1:12:20 LMFAOOO WHAT THE FUCKK?? THE 'police radio' IS LITERALLY AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TRANSMISSION 😭
"Southwest 925 climb & mantain flight level three-seven-zero"
The lack of music makes this much more eerie and with only the voice of my favourite psychopath to comfort me
One of my favorite part of these streams is that Jerma seemingly has this urge to ALWAYS drive on the wrong side of the road. Its the entire reason he couldn't start the second mission.
*FIRES A FUCKING PISTOL INTO THE AIR*
"everybody calm down."
Skye you're killing me. I absolutely love this stream from that era. This and Punisher were amazing streams. Keep it up! Thank you for all the work you provide us jermamites you're a real one xo 💕
you just reminded me of that stream! i remember laughing my ass off while watching the vod 2 years ago.
Somebody needs to teach him how one-way streets work
The only bad part of these golden streams is that there is a finite amount of them
don't call them that
More like golden piss streams AAHTCACHACHACHAAA
Registered Jex Offender
"Why is a head shot a bad cop?"
...ok
Jeremy "Fear Implies Guilt" Elbertson
in retrospect, the way he played this game isn't too far off from the IRL nypd
the “run and gun shoot people and smash their heads into the ground” tutorial in the beginning is essentially what i assume nypd training is
@@starseekers108 based on their history, it could be
@@starseekers108 don't forget killing eachother in training (they were whistleblowers its fine)
yeh bro defund dem acab pigs!!!
@@SFTaYZaGod your subscriptions are cringe.
We really appreciate the old Jerma highlights. Good to see this timeline's version of him is still streaming.
Watching these older streams I question if there was ever a time he wasn't filled with bloodlust. "Do your PT to become a detective" *snaps a trainers neck*
Sometimes I feel like Jerma is just a character he has played for 10 years and we haven't figured it out yet.
Absolutely pegged for this edit
Stay pegged everyone
53:24 what an interesting sequence of events
So many years I have watched Jerma, but I have still not figured out why he finds car accidents so damn funny
i love this game and this stream and this streamer and this editor
1:27:00 I lived in Vermont my whole life. Terrifying to think that Jerma knows what our state is shaped like.
one of my favorite streams EVER its slept on!!! thank you skye for always feeding us
SO THATS WHAT THE JERMAMUSTARD IS. i always wonder like what the fuck what this emote is even. cant believe its just an abomination, thats just it
Stopping and frisking people while in civilian clothes seems like a bad idea lmao
Any Jerma edit that starts with "Month, Day, Year" is gonna be a *good* one.
The lack of music makes this even funnier
There needs to be a comp of Jerma's one second image stream start screen. I remember the most popular was the "Naked" one.
I absolutely needed this right now,thank you😊
Jerma pulled me over for speeding. I rolled down my window and he was in a full clown costume. He honked his nose and stared at me for 1-3 minutes. He didn’t blink once. His eyes watered and his make up got washed off from the water. He then pulled me out of my car, put one of my hands in a cuff and the other to a pole. The clown took my car, drove five feet and exploded. I still remember seeing him sit down calmly in the fire of the car and turn his neck like an owl towards me. He whispered something. I couldn’t hear it. I think about that every day.
skye you're insane i was literally thinking about watching these last week. Bless you
♥♥ THANK YOU so much for the work you do on these edits Skye!!
Skye does my favorite edits like ever. Keep doing such amazing work
Love the older stream edits. Thank you based skye
YES, always wanted an edit of this. Thank you
I appreciate you just as much as the vods, thanks my guy.
38:03 "Incringe on my rights" sounds like what you say when you see a bad meme.
1:07:30 _it blew his legs off_ that whole moment was perfect
The comedic timing between Jerma and this game is scientifically improbable
Already watched this whole stream but any edit from Skye is worth watching
1:07:54 Hearing Jeremiah say "serial rapist" is quite funny.
skye the 🐐 no 🧢
Loving these older edits, thanks!
these streams were good thanks for the edit
seeing beetlejuice gave me whiplash
the announcer in the training area is literally a jerma voice
him using the spikes to sacrifice the guard, holy shit
1:07:28 i don't know what's funnier, the super wheeze laugh when he explodes or the police call right after lmao
a match made in heaven Jerma and crime :)
Man I am in TEARS at beetlejuice
This stream was FIVE YEARS ago???
still in Boston even
this stream is great but im soooo distracted every time that one police woman talks cause im 99% sure she's voiced by mariska hargitay from law and order svu
I can't wait to go to bed covered in my jerma stink!!! Jerma helps me sleep every night thanks to the stink.
i'm a 10 year man
watched jerma for a good long time
seen the memes come and go
but
what the fuck
@@we-must-live thought you said 10 year old man
Some guys get all the luck
Hard to believe hes turning 50 this year.
He's what
@@gj5748 Missed his Bday already. Was in September
I kind of wish someone would have uploaded him playing Streets of Rogue, I suddenly remembered that and was surprised I couldn't find it :(
czcams.com/video/u3qWIb3Wu2Q/video.html
I needed something to do work to. Thank you!
tears in my eyes, I used to pray for days like these
3:18:35
they censored her
😂
Can't wait for the 2nd long edit. This was great
I know how everyone calls Jerma a psycho, this stream is a great example why
1:07:28
Thank you for the video. Wouldn't happen to be doing a Sleeping Dogs edit at some point?
Coincidentally, it's in the request queue.
At the end, why didn’t jermaMoon, jermaSun, jermaSaturn and jermaComet show up in the chat?
The footage of chat that I used was from an old recording where ChatReplay was kind of buggy about displaying emotes.
czcams.com/video/2a34W8kkFaU/video.html
They show up correctly now in ChatReplay, but I didn't know that until after I had rendered and uploaded this video.
@@skye4 Ah, that explains it. At first I thought everyone was messing up like Jerma did writing pogChamp
wake up babe sky4 dropped 2 movies worth of jerma
Thanks as always, Skye! Would you be willing to do a Sleeping Dogs highlight?
my god officer, how could you drive a bus the wrong way down a one way street, running into as many cars as possible.
anyway heres your gun and badge, just arrest some people more nicely and we'll consider it even
what a beautiful work of art.
Hey Skye! Do you have any plans to do an RE4 Remake Mega Edit! Your videos are my favorite, thank you so much for all you do for this community!
I don't have plans to edit them, but I can add those streams to the request queue.
Damn, i can't believe there's a dude from Nantucket
he loooks like herman munster
do you just upload videos based on what streams you enjoy
Wow the graphics on PS2 and PC are miles apart lol
you’re the realest
love u skye, keep up the good work
He does look like a gremlings 2 type actor
4 HOUR MEGA EDIT 🔥 INSHALLAH 🧎♂️
before you appropriate arabic sayings at least learn what they mean. inshallah means "god willing" as in youre hoping for something. you're looking for mashallah, but you probably shouldnt use that either
@@benjaminqmorris Don't care didn't ask plus you're white
@@benjaminqmorris education!
@@benjaminqmorris You're doing the really stupid thing where you want to be polite or something, but you're telling someone to not harmlessly add some words from a different language into their lexicon, what's the point? Don't be weird about it for no reason, they can say inshallah/mashallah, just give them the correction and stick to your business
@@benjaminqmorris 🤓☝️
I always knew jerma was a NARC
Yes Maaam
thank you skye
jerma labo stream highlights?
good looks
20:00
49:15 whaaaaa???
3:29:34
dude these 2000 era police games are insane the first police work you actually do in this game is stop and search 3 random black men on the sidewalk 💀
im pogging
51:51 This makes me laugh every time XD 1:07:15 too 1:51:48 that doppler effect 2:16:03
2:17:46
Say jex
...i don't remember this game being *this* janky
1:59:28 :l...
Jerma is my little boyfriend
Omfg thank you
My brother and I played the ever living shit outta this game on PS2
wasn't there a debug menu for this game on the ps2? i remember putting in the cheat code and seeing a buncha random shit that my 8-year old brain didn't understand...
2:06:53 saving this for myself ignore ⛹️
1:07:15
ah, the good ol' days, back when he could laugh like that and not need to take an 8 month vacation
"GOOD COP!"