Blathers technically can't be breaking the law if their are no laws to break. After all, no one said where exactly this island Tom Nook has set up is located. Technically Tom Nook owns the island, so he is the only governing body for the island. Starting to think New Horizons is a massive tax dodge.
Nook did nothing wrong. The real criminal is Redd. He's the one selling stolen paintings (I bet he knows they're forgeries and stolen). He even conned Nook out of all his savings when Nook first went off to the city.
Wait- so Blathers is a criminal but Redd, the fox that purportedly sales 'authentic' artistic masterpieces gets off scot free? No doubt Redd has influenced Andy's artistic opinions as a judge for the Xmas Pikachu challenges...
@@Monkeyface678 They're fake, too. They're just better forgeries. How the heck can one-of-a-kind artwork be owned by every single island museum, and even aside from that how can one islander own multiple copies?
You're really going to call out Blathers and not Crazy Redd? The one who's actually stealing and counterfeiting ill-gotten gains from the National Gallery, Louvre, et al.?
Not to mention Tom Nook himself? Who almost definitely has a monopoly on most products available to buy AND all land in the area. Even if we just go by New Horizons, he has his nephews (whose age no one will mention but are definitely younger than almost everyone else) running a shop on an island he landed on and started selling land for. So even if he's technically the government he's got family in the one business everyone in town uses. And let's not forget he employs a private air force, which routinely flies out to uninhabited islands and allows people to strip mine them for resources to sell to his shop. He also arbitrarily gives one island resident the power to reshape the island at will and force residents to pack all thier worldly possessions and move to another spot. His nephews are also the only way to sell turnips, meaning his family has literal control of every aspect of the economy on the island. Hell, for all we know, bells aren't even accepted currency outside of any place not run by the Nook Family.
All of the art is forged, it's just some are better than others. There aren't two authentic copies of any of the modern art that the museum can display, yet you can own as many as you want.
@@zapacunotres59 Well the Able sisters and Tom definitely know each other but Redd may or may not have scammed Tom while Tom first came to a city after leaving the town he lived in.
I thought the Stranger merchant guy from Resident Evil was a hallucination of Leon. He was actually finding those items and the hallucinations gave him the illusion of choice.
According to the official canon the Merchant is a ganado that loves his arms dealing job so much that he will sell weapons to literally anyone with money.
Now I'm picturing him hopping back and fourth to talk to himself as if he's playing two characters in a one man play: Merchant:"Welcome!" Leon: [vaults over the counter] "That's a nice TMP." [vaults over counter again] "Got a lot of good things on sale today, stranger!"
I'll at least pick the sides with the same ideals as mine. If they fight for racial/gender equality, then I'll fight for them, even if they execute their enemies with guillotines.
No, skateboarders are just annoying, like cyclists, scooters and pedestrians and anything else on the road that can be seen as an obstruction. I totally get those taxi drivers.
@@vladdracul5072 This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard so instead of telling them to move you run them over?? Yeah have fun explaining that to a judge 🫣
@@shesawitch3581 If you go behind his house and use the hoe, you can find a gold statue of him. If you place it anywhere in town, then the next day you'll get a letter from him basically threatening you, and he'll have moved the statue into his house.
@Mikê'e Stark you mean great Britain the ones who said genocide the natives before we kicked the king back over the pond and then kept it up...also our constitution protects our right to free speech.
@Mikê'e Stark you know the part about criminal conversations. Those laws in England and elsewhere are why they put in the first amendment in these united states free speech only doesent cover threats.
Yes, but at least we are doing the Multiverse a big favor by putting them to a higher court than the Assizes. Except for the Merchant from RE4. He's a lovable exception.
I’d be more concerned about how Blathers is setting up his exhibits, I mean in one some of the occupants are some tadpoles, a loach, a gar, a crawdad, and a FREAKING SNAPPING TURTLE. That is not an exhibit, that is a battle royale
Honorable mention: the bike salesman in Cerulean City who sells bikes for 1 million pokedollars when your maximum is 999,999. What a weasel... Edit: holy s***, I have so many likes! 😱 Thanks! 😄
#2 Every Hitman Opportunity that ends with Agent 47 saying something super threatening directly to the target, and then killing the target in an ironic way.
The entire population of Andale in Fallout 3? Kidnapping, murder, cannibalism, and worst all; false advertisement...unless the strange meat is actually just the meat you get in a kebab at 3am, in which case carry on.
Every store vendor in a game that buys my stolen goods... its called Possession of Stolen Goods, and being an accessory to my crimes. Especially a card carrying member of the Thieves Guild... pretty sure just being a member is a crime.
Yes, the only thing preventing such guilds from being torn apart is their hands in pockets of corrupt government bodies and I guess no actual blue collar having the balls to kick down the door.
Okay, as far as Skyrim goes: Initially, you CAN'T sell stolen goods to anyone but a fence, and you'll usually know who those are. As for membership being a crime: Maven Black-Briar (who *ahem* probably deserved a spot on this list) not only knows about the Thieves' Guild, she uses them in some of her schemes, and effectively gives them a free hand in The Rift. And each Hold tracks its crime separately, which makes sense in-game; if you're the Jarl of The Reach, how are you supposed to be keeping up with all the crime in Eastmarch? And even if you could, extradition would be a logistical and security nightmare. Even if the city guards spot you wearing armor for the Thieves' Guild (or even the Dark Brotherhood), they may even comment on it, but that's about all they can do: fashion crimes aren't actual crimes.
@@thegreatpineapple4425 Why? If the mission requirements do not include a "kill only targets" rule, then I kill a shady old lady and burn her in her own incinerator. No evidence - no crime!
@@michaelkores6860 If you mean in a gameplay sense, I agree. After all, I too enjoy Corky the murderous clown runs from time to time. What I meant is that 47 is a professional who is paid handsomely for his services. Just like any good professional, he wouldn't provide his services pro bono. That is what separates him from a serial killer or a vigilante. On the other hand, he might lose a potential future contract because it turns out the client is related to granny Helen.
@@thegreatpineapple4425 There might also be the same possibility that one of her future victims will become a well paying client. I do agree that a true professional will try to focus on his assignment, but 47 has shown emotions before in the series and so I decided that my Agent 47 would eliminate a crazy old lady that terrorizes the neighborhood and potentially children as well. Besides, as a master of the art of assassination, 47 can't stand lunatics that kill without an assignment and without getting paid.
Pretty much every npc in postal 2 deserves to jail time, if not the death penalty. From the butchers throwing people into a giant meat grinder for fun to the book protesters burning down the friggin library.
And let’s not forget about the terrorists they shouldn’t even be thrown in jail they should be locked in Guantánamo Bay tortured and then given the death penalty
Patches from Dark Souls. Sure, pretty much no one in any Souls game is doing anything good, but kicking me down a hole when I was nothing but pleasant to you is a step too far.
Hey Blathers is too pure to be on the list! Not to mention he’s possibly the only museum curator in the animal crossing world so he deserves some thanks for bringing them into being :3
Video suggestion: allies who only made things worse. Examples: 1. Recent, Ava from Borderlands 3. Her most productive use throughout the story is to use her burglary skills to lockpick the ancient tombs where the monks who took her in as an orphan bury there dead within their holy monastery. There are still plenty of monks around, at least one of which likely has a key. Instead she just breaks into the sacred burial grounds of her saviors & caretakers because something you need might be in there. 2. Older, Jo-Beth Casey from Time Splitters Future Perfect. Just wants to explore a haunted house for the thrill of monster hunting. Being a teenage punk girl armed with only a baseball bat & zero combat training. This leads to her being repeatedly endangered, trapped & kidnapped. Of course, requiring the player to focus on saving her rather than stopping the mad scientist's experiments creating all the zombies, monsters & other abominations inside said haunted house. All of which proceed to increasingly threaten her life as she encounters them. If these might do, then only five more for a standard list of seven.
3: Ashley from resident evil 4,the only way to stop her constant kidnapping is the knight armour,or shooting the would be kidnappers, seriously Ashley! Pick up a gun and use it you twit!
what about the ai team mates in dikatana aka superfly and that girl who i cant remember the name of they will shoot through doors can kill them and there dumb as bricks like ever npc
Anyone remember the pheonix Wright judge? He specifically helps pheonix sometimes, knows the fact that he bribed a child to stand at court, and at one point took evidence pheonix got from someone who was jailed in that same exact case (and pheonix was the reason she was thrown in jail)
Love the fact that the murder basement lady from hitman 2 is on this list ♡ I feel like the rdr2 gun shop owner in Rhodes should be on this list, he literally kidnapped a teenage boy, kept him locked in the basement of his shop dressed a sailor for god knows how long. Mr libedo's dance gives me jackass party boy vibes lol.
@@andrehashimoto8056 He even allows weird conducts of prosecutors like carrying whip and use it on defense attorneys, bringing wild fowls, and throwing coffees to defense attorneys in courtroom. I think he secretly enjoys such comedic, unprofessional behavior.
@@rebelwolf772 I may have a big nose, but I don't collect buckets. They are lovely just as free as they are, and i shouldn't imprison their beautiful souls in my inventory.
Willoh from Hollow Knight wasnt really evil or anything, but it really creeped me out when you use the dreamnail on her and it mentions her wondering if she should eat the Knight and how the other bugs were bland.
How about that shop keeper in links awakening. The one you can steal from. Yes stealing is a crime but so is also murder which he does if you ever return from stealing from his shop,
he also changes all records of your name, and/or brands you with the mark thief but the branding may or may not be legal depending on what set of medieval/feudal laws we're looking at.
Technically ‘Murder’ is defined as an illegal killing, not killing in general, so if the laws on that island don’t say it’s illegal for him to kill Link, then him killing Link isn’t actually murder.
I think Alex Yu from Prey is a good contender. Kidnapping, murder, human experimentation, psychological abuse of Morgan who was incapable of making rational decisions at the time, and, oh yeah, allowing a massive alien invasion which conquered the Earth.
Speaking of getting hit by a car, I remember that happening to me while beating up a statue to get a sword in one of the Power Ranger games. You'd think being a superhero preventing alien invasion would keep people from going Ludacris on you, but apparently not.
his face is a crime, no one is that happy unless they're hiding something dark.....also WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE MAJORAS MASK!! that is an ancient cursed mask to a tribe of hexes and rituals so he clearly stole it, so its HIS fault clock town will be destroyed in 3 days
A few things I wanted to say about Mr. Libido being on this list. 1st thing: He's based on a real person. He was interviewed along with the Mr. Shakedowns and Mr. Moneybags. 2nd thing: If you complete Mr. Libido's friendship missions, you get the Incomparable Habu Drink, the best healing and heat item in the game. Once you unlock it, you can buy as many as you want at the drug store in Sotenbori. Definitely worth watching a damn near naked man do pelvic thrusts.
The residents of Andale, the greatest town in Virginia in Fallout 3. Four families who create some lovely strange meat pies which are finger licking good.
There are plenty of amoral characters in Fallout who, if our legal institutions were in place, would definitely be behind bars, however I feel above all the White Glove Society should definitely in jail, their deeds escalate to the level of crimes against nature. And if creepy masks aren’t a crime, they should be.
You could (and probably should) do an episode of this using only NPCs from VtM: Bloodlines. Vandal who kidnaps people for forcible blood donations, Stanley Gimble who cuts people up, Dennis who deals drugs and makes explosives, the list goes on.
Tenenbaum. Although that was the whole _point_ of Rapture, that artists, entrepreneurs and scientists could do as they wished without any pettifogging regulation from narrow minded individuals like national govenments or the Church.
Actually if you look in the drain outside Brozenar's shop you find crumbled notes of paper where people beg for help. So choking the ***** out and taking her key is clearly what you do after that.
I *would* say Pickmin from fallout 4, but I honestly don't know if what he's done is enough to be that bad by fallout standards. He's just... very extra about it
How about Chief Irons? The things he has done to various living creatures is down right horrible. He also works with Umbrella! A man whom is on the wrong side of the law.
I had a feeling that a Hitman character would be on this list. I just finished Hitman 2, and from the thumbnail, I was like "Is it someone from that creepy neighborhood?"
Dhagon Ghent, the doctor from KOTOR II. He's innocent of the murder you're investigating him for, but his practice is clearly not up to standards. The fact that a witness tells you Ghent would "never INTENTIONALLY kill anybody" should be a red flag.
@@Aixman are you referring to the elephant hunting part because if you are the .357 Snub-nosed revolver would take several dozen rounds to successfully hunt an elephant, no I haven't tested that but the .357 is a small caliber round if you are hunting an elephant it would take a .44 revolver less but still a few rounds at most.
I gotta say, I've lived in Minneapolis for nearly seven years and I've NEVER seen a yellow cab, downtown or otherwise. But now I kinda wanna play Pro Skater to figure out if they actually mapped the city properly.
"The lack of due dilligence and lackadaisical attitude towards preservation is one thing." How many takes did this take to get right?! That's like a Rap God line right there.
Thanks for including the Brozenar the Taxidermist, abductions, murders, bloodflies, and blood-amber for profit scheme from Death of The Outsider! I love the Dishonored games!
Maven Black-Briar from Skyrim. She openly associates with the Thieves Guild and has performed the Black Sacrament in her basement; she only gets away with it because she's rich. Also, the Rhodes gunsmith from Red Dead Redemption II; how did a whole town hear a man in a kids' sailor suit yell for help from a barred basement window and think, "well, this is fine"?
Since you included titles from Nintendo, I am very surprised Queen Ga’ran Singatar Khura’in from Ace Attorney spirit of justice does not make your list after all she killed Apollo Jusice’s biological father, framed his adopted father for the crime, got his adopted father disbarred, lied then blackmailed her sister, blackmailed Apollo’s adopted father and brother, kidnapped her niece, and abused her authority all obtain and keep her power on the throne because she had a major inferiority complex towards her sister... if that does not fit the criteria I don’t know what does
Blathers technically can't be breaking the law if their are no laws to break. After all, no one said where exactly this island Tom Nook has set up is located. Technically Tom Nook owns the island, so he is the only governing body for the island. Starting to think New Horizons is a massive tax dodge.
If Tom Nook makes the law on the island then it would likely be illegal to do business with Redd, therefore the art gallery is illegal. :P
Nothing in Animal Crossing games is normal honestly.
Nook did nothing wrong. The real criminal is Redd. He's the one selling stolen paintings (I bet he knows they're forgeries and stolen). He even conned Nook out of all his savings when Nook first went off to the city.
@@JunpakuKarasu Nook did nothing wrong. Redd is the real criminal.
You can still break other nations laws and if you suddenly have national treasures which belongs elsewhere, you have.
Wait- so Blathers is a criminal but Redd, the fox that purportedly sales 'authentic' artistic masterpieces gets off scot free? No doubt Redd has influenced Andy's artistic opinions as a judge for the Xmas Pikachu challenges...
Also the actual authentic are probably stolen by him
@@Monkeyface678 They're fake, too. They're just better forgeries. How the heck can one-of-a-kind artwork be owned by every single island museum, and even aside from that how can one islander own multiple copies?
Another thing owl is smoking
In fairness, the game goes out of its way to establish that Redd is an amoral criminal so there wouldn't have been much to talk about there.
Yeah, him and selling real and fake paintings 🖼 (like a thief)
"These muffins make terrible melee weapons" - He says AS THROWING THE MUFFIN!
I think I found the problem.
Helen did kinda prove they're effective murder weapons when used properly lol
cause of death: blunt force trauma to the head
from a muffin
And there's muffin you can do about it.
@@helloeverybodization Boo! That was a half-baked joke!
@@efu2046 and your response was kinda doughy.
You're really going to call out Blathers and not Crazy Redd? The one who's actually stealing and counterfeiting ill-gotten gains from the National Gallery, Louvre, et al.?
Not to mention Tom Nook himself? Who almost definitely has a monopoly on most products available to buy AND all land in the area. Even if we just go by New Horizons, he has his nephews (whose age no one will mention but are definitely younger than almost everyone else) running a shop on an island he landed on and started selling land for. So even if he's technically the government he's got family in the one business everyone in town uses.
And let's not forget he employs a private air force, which routinely flies out to uninhabited islands and allows people to strip mine them for resources to sell to his shop.
He also arbitrarily gives one island resident the power to reshape the island at will and force residents to pack all thier worldly possessions and move to another spot.
His nephews are also the only way to sell turnips, meaning his family has literal control of every aspect of the economy on the island. Hell, for all we know, bells aren't even accepted currency outside of any place not run by the Nook Family.
No worries they will probably be a part 2 or more on this topics
@@Nanorobotic Ah, but you forget about Redd and the Able Sisters in all this. They aren't family to Tom.
All of the art is forged, it's just some are better than others. There aren't two authentic copies of any of the modern art that the museum can display, yet you can own as many as you want.
@@zapacunotres59 Well the Able sisters and Tom definitely know each other but Redd may or may not have scammed Tom while Tom first came to a city after leaving the town he lived in.
Hay the RE4 merchant is your only friend in that game cut him some slack
Hay is for horses. Hey is a exclamation to show surprise or gain someone's attention (much to the annoyance of Link).
I swear if it wasn’t for him Leon would have never make it to the castle
Wellll... Ashley offered to be your "friend" at the end of the game. 😬
@@omigawdd Not even THAT can rid my mind of all the "LEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOON!" shrieking she did.
@@artchic528 Lmao, yeah, I hid her in a dumpster every chance I got too. 😅
I like how in Hitman 2, there is literally a “murder basement” in Whittleton Creek.
And that a set of challenges of said level was inspired by the biggest war criminal ever, RT games
'A' muder basement? There's at least three...
@@andrehashimoto8056 You mean the muffin man? Fuck yeah.
@@helloeverybodization The Muffin Man?
@@Gamer88334 THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
I thought the Stranger merchant guy from Resident Evil was a hallucination of Leon. He was actually finding those items and the hallucinations gave him the illusion of choice.
Interestingly, Leon and the merchant are voiced by the same actor, too
Holy shit
According to the official canon the Merchant is a ganado that loves his arms dealing job so much that he will sell weapons to literally anyone with money.
Now I'm picturing him hopping back and fourth to talk to himself as if he's playing two characters in a one man play:
Merchant:"Welcome!"
Leon: [vaults over the counter] "That's a nice TMP." [vaults over counter again]
"Got a lot of good things on sale today, stranger!"
@@outsidexbox mind = blown
Somewhere between 30-90% of NPCs in the Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.
choosing a side in a quest is like choosing a politician.
There are no good choices, and you just have to go with the least bad?
And it doen't help that so many of them have the same model aka face! Like in a nightmare...
OtakuUnitedStudio One might even call it the lesser evil 👀
Honestly, it might be easier to pick which NPCs SHOULDN'T go to jail in The Witcher.
I'll at least pick the sides with the same ideals as mine. If they fight for racial/gender equality, then I'll fight for them, even if they execute their enemies with guillotines.
Solaire from Dark Souls should be on this list for stealing... our hearts.
PRAISE THE SUN!
@@Fanimati0n _PRAISING INTENSIFIES_
✨\[T]/✨
Remember hands facing outwards when you praise the sun boys
He is a GOOD BOY.
Those taxi drivers are probably vigilantes who know of the player's crimes
So, I blame some guy who lost his parents from skaters and is now deemed as the FREAKING Taxi-man?
Something doesn't seem right.
or they think that skateboarding is a form of protest.
No, skateboarders are just annoying, like cyclists, scooters and pedestrians and anything else on the road that can be seen as an obstruction. I totally get those taxi drivers.
@@vladdracul5072 This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard so instead of telling them to move you run them over?? Yeah have fun explaining that to a judge 🫣
Mayor Lewis from Stardew Valley, embezzles the town's gold to construct a secret golden statue of himself.
He's doing what now?
@@shesawitch3581
If you go behind his house and use the hoe, you can find a gold statue of him. If you place it anywhere in town, then the next day you'll get a letter from him basically threatening you, and he'll have moved the statue into his house.
@@khamjaninja.lol that's a vivid imagination Eurogamer has
So earthbound logic?
khamjaninja
I don’t believe it but that’s fascinating
While it would need to be discussed in the finer points of County law. Sheriff Malloy's adultery was very probably illegal.
Adultery wasn't illegal in the Wild West era it became illegal in the 50's
@@Coast_dweller_of_DayZ_Temp true but he did killed moira which is illegal
@Mikê'e Stark you mean great Britain the ones who said genocide the natives before we kicked the king back over the pond and then kept it up...also our constitution protects our right to free speech.
@Mikê'e Stark only serious part was freedom of speech the rest was just babble 😆
@Mikê'e Stark you know the part about criminal conversations. Those laws in England and elsewhere are why they put in the first amendment in these united states free speech only doesent cover threats.
Someone who should be on this list is that one Npc in Pokémon who trades you a Haunter with a fucking Everstone equipped!
Yeah, that was a jerk move.
It’s been years since I made that trade for the first time, and even now, the mere mention of it fills me with rage
Agreed!
That one... that one should be a death sentence.
Ohhhhhh nononono why would you trigger my memory like that. I damn near snapped my game in half
I love how all of these entries also involved the PC doing highly illegal acts.
Yes, but at least we are doing the Multiverse a big favor by putting them to a higher court than the Assizes.
Except for the Merchant from RE4. He's a lovable exception.
I’d be more concerned about how Blathers is setting up his exhibits, I mean in one some of the occupants are some tadpoles, a loach, a gar, a crawdad, and a FREAKING SNAPPING TURTLE. That is not an exhibit, that is a battle royale
Honorable mention: the bike salesman in Cerulean City who sells bikes for 1 million pokedollars when your maximum is 999,999.
What a weasel...
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YES
I love in Dorkly’s “Pokémon Rusty” series they show that the bike was filled with drugs.
What about the haunter trade in Sinnoh?
Shaun Plays Video Games what’s illegal about Haunter trades?
@@dweebicusmaximus haunter hold everstone
Woah, I never knew that about Sherriff Malloy in Red Dead. There are so many details in that game.
Can you go in an interrupt the murder?
Kaala Nightshade no
@@kaalanightshade6841 Nah; the door won't open no matter what you do. I tried.
That's unfortunate
Facts I heard his fail attempts of being with a lady not that he murdered the lady he was having an affair with
“Thousands of murders” Those are rookie numbers!
Its not murder if they try to kill me first
"Ninety years ago, I was an atrocity. Today, I'm an amateur..."
*laughs in bigMooney06*
🤣 amateurs
Stalin says “the death of millions is a statistic.”
Be more like Stalin.
to be fair...the merchant is selling his weapons in a ZOMBIE INFESTED TOWN, where i think his business model would be well justified.
That just adds profiteering to his list of crimes.
To be fair, a lot of Dishonored's NPCs should be in jail.
Give npcs a break.
They have to deal with graystillplays.
Haha.
This is great
And callmekevin
And he seems to only keep the evil ones alive
Fair enough. Crimes excused
7 Incredibly Risky Crimes You'd Definitely Get Caught Doing IRL
#1 Murder, just tons of murder
#2 Every Hitman Opportunity that ends with Agent 47 saying something super threatening directly to the target, and then killing the target in an ironic way.
breaking pots
@@seanomalley5733e v e r y t h i n g ' s t o d i e f o r
The entire population of Andale in Fallout 3? Kidnapping, murder, cannibalism, and worst all; false advertisement...unless the strange meat is actually just the meat you get in a kebab at 3am, in which case carry on.
Fallout (the first game) had an NPC who sold "iguana bits", aptly named "Iguana Bob". Thanks for bringing the memories back. Good stuff.
I think Andy should be in jail for naming his Animal Crossing island "MichaelBay". That's a crime against humanity right there.
Every store vendor in a game that buys my stolen goods... its called Possession of Stolen Goods, and being an accessory to my crimes.
Especially a card carrying member of the Thieves Guild... pretty sure just being a member is a crime.
Yes, the only thing preventing such guilds from being torn apart is their hands in pockets of corrupt government bodies and I guess no actual blue collar having the balls to kick down the door.
You know that happens in modern pawn shops all the time right?
Okay, as far as Skyrim goes:
Initially, you CAN'T sell stolen goods to anyone but a fence, and you'll usually know who those are.
As for membership being a crime: Maven Black-Briar (who *ahem* probably deserved a spot on this list) not only knows about the Thieves' Guild, she uses them in some of her schemes, and effectively gives them a free hand in The Rift.
And each Hold tracks its crime separately, which makes sense in-game; if you're the Jarl of The Reach, how are you supposed to be keeping up with all the crime in Eastmarch? And even if you could, extradition would be a logistical and security nightmare.
Even if the city guards spot you wearing armor for the Thieves' Guild (or even the Dark Brotherhood), they may even comment on it, but that's about all they can do: fashion crimes aren't actual crimes.
Yo, I took out Helen West immidiately. That granny was shady at first glance
Too reckless for an assassin, but a wise choice nonetheless.
When I play hitman, I like to think that 47 would avoid casualties not because of morality but because it's bad for his business.
@@thegreatpineapple4425 Why? If the mission requirements do not include a "kill only targets" rule, then I kill a shady old lady and burn her in her own incinerator. No evidence - no crime!
@@michaelkores6860 If you mean in a gameplay sense, I agree. After all, I too enjoy Corky the murderous clown runs from time to time. What I meant is that 47 is a professional who is paid handsomely for his services. Just like any good professional, he wouldn't provide his services pro bono. That is what separates him from a serial killer or a vigilante. On the other hand, he might lose a potential future contract because it turns out the client is related to granny Helen.
@@thegreatpineapple4425 There might also be the same possibility that one of her future victims will become a well paying client. I do agree that a true professional will try to focus on his assignment, but 47 has shown emotions before in the series and so I decided that my Agent 47 would eliminate a crazy old lady that terrorizes the neighborhood and potentially children as well. Besides, as a master of the art of assassination, 47 can't stand lunatics that kill without an assignment and without getting paid.
What about Tingle from the Zelda series? Just for the crime of being Tingle and being in our eyesight.
He does run a monopoly. He should at least be fined
He was in jail.
The Windwaker Tingle did force men to dress like him and push a rotating wooden head of his forever
lmaoo
Don't forget, there were a LOT of skulls in the hidden nook of his cell.
So Donald Love from GTA doesn't get a mention on this list, despite being a cannibalistic necrophiliac?
Pretty much every npc in postal 2 deserves to jail time, if not the death penalty. From the butchers throwing people into a giant meat grinder for fun to the book protesters burning down the friggin library.
And let’s not forget about the terrorists they shouldn’t even be thrown in jail they should be locked in Guantánamo Bay tortured and then given the death penalty
I’m sure it’s been mentioned but the woman who runs the Orphanage in Riften from Skyrim... I mean I guess it would be hard to arrest her now..
What about the Piantas from Super Mario Sunshine? Bogus trial, holding shine sprites captive, yeeting Mario to the abyss, you name it!
Patches from Dark Souls. Sure, pretty much no one in any Souls game is doing anything good, but kicking me down a hole when I was nothing but pleasant to you is a step too far.
Patches is a wonderful fellow you helps you find a Skull Lantern and Reah of Thorolund and I won't stand for this slander.
@@SuperLlama42 Look, alllll I'm saying is maybe a little time in the slammer would be a good attitude adjuster for him!
Patches just wants to punish greed, and likes Sparta kicking people...
@@cmdrvimes72 true he even mentions greed whenever he Sparta kicks you off the ledges
...are you a Cleric or something??
Oh no...Blathers, how could you?😂
Felt the same. Poor owl
Hey Blathers is too pure to be on the list! Not to mention he’s possibly the only museum curator in the animal crossing world so he deserves some thanks for bringing them into being :3
Mindy, from pokemon diamond. Trades you a haunter with an everystone so it doesn't evolve into a gengar. Lock her up and throw away the key
You can remove the everstone so that the haunter does evolve at least in later gqmes
"These muffins make terrible weapons"
Hitman: *Throws muffin at lady's head*
Lady: *Grunts in pain*
Video suggestion: allies who only made things worse. Examples: 1. Recent, Ava from Borderlands 3. Her most productive use throughout the story is to use her burglary skills to lockpick the ancient tombs where the monks who took her in as an orphan bury there dead within their holy monastery. There are still plenty of monks around, at least one of which likely has a key. Instead she just breaks into the sacred burial grounds of her saviors & caretakers because something you need might be in there. 2. Older, Jo-Beth Casey from Time Splitters Future Perfect. Just wants to explore a haunted house for the thrill of monster hunting. Being a teenage punk girl armed with only a baseball bat & zero combat training. This leads to her being repeatedly endangered, trapped & kidnapped. Of course, requiring the player to focus on saving her rather than stopping the mad scientist's experiments creating all the zombies, monsters & other abominations inside said haunted house. All of which proceed to increasingly threaten her life as she encounters them. If these might do, then only five more for a standard list of seven.
3: Ashley from resident evil 4,the only way to stop her constant kidnapping is the knight armour,or shooting the would be kidnappers, seriously Ashley! Pick up a gun and use it you twit!
what about the ai team mates in dikatana aka superfly and that girl who i cant remember the name of they will shoot through doors can kill them and there dumb as bricks like ever npc
Anyone remember the pheonix Wright judge? He specifically helps pheonix sometimes, knows the fact that he bribed a child to stand at court, and at one point took evidence pheonix got from someone who was jailed in that same exact case (and pheonix was the reason she was thrown in jail)
Love the fact that the murder basement lady from hitman 2 is on this list ♡
I feel like the rdr2 gun shop owner in Rhodes should be on this list, he literally kidnapped a teenage boy, kept him locked in the basement of his shop dressed a sailor for god knows how long.
Mr libedo's dance gives me jackass party boy vibes lol.
I thought that quest was going to be way sicker.
Why is Nazeem not in the list?
He should be in this list by just asking "Do you go to the cloud district very often?"
Literally anyone in Ace Attorney
Smart ass. xD
you've got to wonder how many times the "faulty memory" excuse can be used before they're arrested for perjury, false statement or obstruction.
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That judge Should been arrested as well, he's show so much incompetence that makes one wonder how did the dumbass even GOT THERE
@@andrehashimoto8056 He even allows weird conducts of prosecutors like carrying whip and use it on defense attorneys, bringing wild fowls, and throwing coffees to defense attorneys in courtroom. I think he secretly enjoys such comedic, unprofessional behavior.
Including the Ace Attorneys.
Blathers gets a pass though because he’s cute and The Stupendium wrote a banging song about him
#1: Fallout’s Grandma Sparkles. She knows what she did.
Do you watch Mitten Squad, by any chance?
@@floofyfoxxo744 only a big nosed freak who collects way to many skyrim buckets would watch that guy
@@rebelwolf772 I may have a big nose, but I don't collect buckets. They are lovely just as free as they are, and i shouldn't imprison their beautiful souls in my inventory.
@@floofyfoxxo744 that was a pun that paul made in one of his videos roasting himself
Odin Lawson mayhaps 😅
Blathers : *gets called out*
Redd and Nook : *gets off scott free*
If handsome jack isn't on this list im gonna riot
Not sure there's any real authority to report to in that part of the galaxy other than the corporations themselves.
Willoh from Hollow Knight wasnt really evil or anything, but it really creeped me out when you use the dreamnail on her and it mentions her wondering if she should eat the Knight and how the other bugs were bland.
How about that shop keeper in links awakening. The one you can steal from. Yes stealing is a crime but so is also murder which he does if you ever return from stealing from his shop,
he also changes all records of your name, and/or brands you with the mark thief but the branding may or may not be legal depending on what set of medieval/feudal laws we're looking at.
boa c true
@@boa_firebrand branding back in the medival/feudal era was just telling the local Lord or Village Chief
Technically ‘Murder’ is defined as an illegal killing, not killing in general, so if the laws on that island don’t say it’s illegal for him to kill Link, then him killing Link isn’t actually murder.
Lord of Uzkulak actually I didn’t think of that. Plus this is in a fictional medieval times so it’s possible to punish people with death.
I think Alex Yu from Prey is a good contender.
Kidnapping, murder, human experimentation, psychological abuse of Morgan who was incapable of making rational decisions at the time, and, oh yeah, allowing a massive alien invasion which conquered the Earth.
please don’t send blathers to jail, he’s just doing his best for the community 😫
yea, the real criminal in Animal crossing is not Blathers but Tom Nook himself
*Brozenar entry*
"Hey, I'm just taking this for...evidence."
Sorry Andy, it sounded more convincing when Chris Tucker said it in Rush Hour 2. ;) lmao
This channel has become an excuse for Andy to talk about Yakuza. And I'm not complaining. Like a dragon hype my dude
Speaking of getting hit by a car, I remember that happening to me while beating up a statue to get a sword in one of the Power Ranger games. You'd think being a superhero preventing alien invasion would keep people from going Ludacris on you, but apparently not.
Andy keeps talking about how good his Arthur Morgan outfit is but like, he's just the world's first Furry
I'm tempted to play it once more for that outfit.
My game glitched out the Legendary Elk thing so I couldn't get the charm. Been salty ever since.
The Happy Mask salesman from Ocarina of Time. I am not sure what he is doing that is illegal but it has to be something.
Didn't he kinda have a Mario Mask in Majora's and masks come from dead beings? Man, that game is dark
I would argue traveling with such a deadly artifact counts. The masks from dead beings is a power of Link. Most masks don't come from dead beings.
his face is a crime, no one is that happy unless they're hiding something dark.....also WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE MAJORAS MASK!! that is an ancient cursed mask to a tribe of hexes and rituals so he clearly stole it, so its HIS fault clock town will be destroyed in 3 days
A few things I wanted to say about Mr. Libido being on this list.
1st thing: He's based on a real person. He was interviewed along with the Mr. Shakedowns and Mr. Moneybags.
2nd thing: If you complete Mr. Libido's friendship missions, you get the Incomparable Habu Drink, the best healing and heat item in the game. Once you unlock it, you can buy as many as you want at the drug store in Sotenbori. Definitely worth watching a damn near naked man do pelvic thrusts.
Do we need to talk about Dr Zed from borderlands? Practicing without a licence, unsanctioned human trials...oh and the outright murder
Dr. Ned - all that plus starting a zombie apocalypse.
The residents of Andale, the greatest town in Virginia in Fallout 3. Four families who create some lovely strange meat pies which are finger licking good.
And are also incestious !
@@TheJazz1313 Well.....it IS Virginia after all :D
No mention of Roy Earle from L.A. Noire? That cop was so crooked he made regular crooked cops look like non-crooked cops!
How many times does a Witcher quest lead to the reveal that either the quest giver or someone who knows them is doing the big crimes?
Or belong to a nut house like the one character gets the witch to fetch monster parts so he can wear them
That pause before the "no thanks" at the taxidermied vampire monkey got me laughing
There are plenty of amoral characters in Fallout who, if our legal institutions were in place, would definitely be behind bars, however I feel above all the White Glove Society should definitely in jail, their deeds escalate to the level of crimes against nature. And if creepy masks aren’t a crime, they should be.
The masks are definitely arrest worthy.
Meh, we keep monkeys in zoos. Frogs in aquariums is fine.
You could (and probably should) do an episode of this using only NPCs from VtM: Bloodlines.
Vandal who kidnaps people for forcible blood donations, Stanley Gimble who cuts people up, Dennis who deals drugs and makes explosives, the list goes on.
I forget her name but the lady from bioshock that helped create the little sisters. And then later asks you to save them instead of harvest them
Tenenbaum. Although that was the whole _point_ of Rapture, that artists, entrepreneurs and scientists could do as they wished without any pettifogging regulation from narrow minded individuals like national govenments or the Church.
"and the litterally thousands of murders!!"
Me: ._. thousands? *Looks at my past of driving on the sidewalk in GTA*
uhm... Ye... Thousands...
I would like to visit this 'Michealbay Museum', please
Blathers is fully accredited, and is running a branch of the Faraway Museum, and so is under their governance
Thank you! I was looking for this comment.
The Wise Old Man from Runescape he stole a blue partyhat while robbing the Draynor Bank and has been free for years makes no sense.
Actually if you look in the drain outside Brozenar's shop you find crumbled notes of paper where people beg for help. So choking the ***** out and taking her key is clearly what you do after that.
What about Redd in animal crossing. You know that dude is stealing everything he has. Plus he is shady AF.
One more in RDR2: the gunsmith in Rhodes that has a guy chained up in his basement.
I *would* say Pickmin from fallout 4, but I honestly don't know if what he's done is enough to be that bad by fallout standards. He's just... very extra about it
I thought about him too, but he does only kill raiders.....
And if you forget what his red "paint" actually is, the art isn't that bad
Red Dead Redemption 2s Aberdeen Pig Farm: Homicide, Patricide, Kidnapping, Incest, Cannibalism, Animal abuse
How about Chief Irons? The things he has done to various living creatures is down right horrible. He also works with Umbrella! A man whom is on the wrong side of the law.
I had a feeling that a Hitman character would be on this list. I just finished Hitman 2, and from the thumbnail, I was like "Is it someone from that creepy neighborhood?"
Dhagon Ghent, the doctor from KOTOR II. He's innocent of the murder you're investigating him for, but his practice is clearly not up to standards. The fact that a witness tells you Ghent would "never INTENTIONALLY kill anybody" should be a red flag.
Wow, that last entry was so wholesome and I loved it
I forgot you guys existed. Glad this was recommended!
If we put everything we ever did in video games together and put it in real life, not only would we be dead, we should for sure be in jail.
9:25 “sell weapons to strangers without any paperwork or background checks” soooooo...any gun store in America then 😂😂
True a few months ago I went into one and bought a S&W .357 snub-nosed revolver it cost me $375 all they did was ID me
@@Coast_dweller_of_DayZ_Temp 9:56 hehe
@@Aixman are you referring to the elephant hunting part because if you are the .357 Snub-nosed revolver would take several dozen rounds to successfully hunt an elephant, no I haven't tested that but the .357 is a small caliber round if you are hunting an elephant it would take a .44 revolver less but still a few rounds at most.
I never in all my life thought Blathers would show up on a list like this 😂
Outer worlds? The family that eats human flesh?? 🤢
The granny that running a organize crime syndicate
I gotta say, I've lived in Minneapolis for nearly seven years and I've NEVER seen a yellow cab, downtown or otherwise. But now I kinda wanna play Pro Skater to figure out if they actually mapped the city properly.
A game that old? Most definitely didn't have the memory to do that. Especially if they want lots of highlights of the city.
list: starts with secret murders, ends with art theft
Andy: right, i know who i'm building a jail for.
Vigilante fencing? Sure thing! Just let me get my foil...
Can I point out the fact that the cast uses “24 hour Cinderella” in the yakuza one?
"The lack of due dilligence and lackadaisical attitude towards preservation is one thing."
How many takes did this take to get right?! That's like a Rap God line right there.
"You can't just set up a museum cuz you have spectacles and a bowtie" Tell that to late 1800s England.
Oh yay I get to see some amazing youtubers work 1 minute after it was released
The cannibals in the Elder scroll 5: Skyrim.
One of them feeds human meat to his dogs which he then sales.
Thanks for including the Brozenar the Taxidermist, abductions, murders, bloodflies, and blood-amber for profit scheme from Death of The Outsider! I love the Dishonored games!
Maven Black-Briar from Skyrim. She openly associates with the Thieves Guild and has performed the Black Sacrament in her basement; she only gets away with it because she's rich. Also, the Rhodes gunsmith from Red Dead Redemption II; how did a whole town hear a man in a kids' sailor suit yell for help from a barred basement window and think, "well, this is fine"?
To be fair, you are the one who catches these the bugs for bathers, aka the player is the monster!
"Literally thousands of murders"
*stares in Robbedacop*
I'm sorry but did you call the island Michael Bay?!
That is just pure genius
Infection turns everyone into monsters and brain dead zombies who kill everyone on sight
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Really?
It's not the first for me.
gotta step up your game mate
“Or, oh yeah, the literally thousands of murders”
*Begins sweating*
Since you included titles from Nintendo, I am very surprised Queen Ga’ran Singatar Khura’in from Ace Attorney spirit of justice does not make your list after all she killed Apollo Jusice’s biological father, framed his adopted father for the crime, got his adopted father disbarred, lied then blackmailed her sister, blackmailed Apollo’s adopted father and brother, kidnapped her niece, and abused her authority all obtain and keep her power on the throne because she had a major inferiority complex towards her sister... if that does not fit the criteria I don’t know what does