SMP Earth: The Empire Begins

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  • čas přidán 30. 11. 2019
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  • @Ciel1820
    @Ciel1820 Před 4 lety +2849

    Techno: *Invades Africa to steal their resources*
    America: *"Imma pretend I didn't see that"*

  • @twistymcyeet3765
    @twistymcyeet3765 Před 4 lety +1605

    "I'm getting kicked out of this server in a week"
    **Week passes**
    Techno: *Nearly gets kicked out of the server*

    • @jennifern9911
      @jennifern9911 Před 4 lety +79

      At least he accomplished his goal of world domination

    • @haroldflowers9350
      @haroldflowers9350 Před 4 lety +17

      Wait when? I missed it ;-;

    • @rekunan
      @rekunan Před 4 lety +170

      @@haroldflowers9350 His thrid stream of SMP Earth, he claims land in a border around the Earth and the online map viewer they use makes it look like he claimed the whole Earth. The owner got on and there was this whole trial on how they should punish Technoblade and also debating over the rules of the server.

    • @Kzy365
      @Kzy365 Před 4 lety +8

      RektWithStyle wut

    • @haroldflowers9350
      @haroldflowers9350 Před 4 lety +71

      RektWithStyle Omg lol. Only techno can actually just claim the entire earth

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 Před rokem +1041

    I’d always wanted to watch this series, but never got around to it. Now it hits so differently.

  • @r4v3n719
    @r4v3n719 Před rokem +1257

    like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 Před 4 lety +1392

    “The Nether is disabled because that doesn’t make sense in the context of Earth.”
    *cries in Hell*

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent Před 4 lety +42

      *Cries in school, work or social interaction*

    • @jesucristo4168
      @jesucristo4168 Před 4 lety +21

      Netherlands?

    • @doghut
      @doghut Před 4 lety +1

      @@LocalDeepstateAgent huh?

    • @theantknight6132
      @theantknight6132 Před 4 lety +16

      @@doghut all of those are hell. Besides social interaction. That's only hell half the time. Theres some cool people out there.

    • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 Před 4 lety +1

      *cries in half of all living creatures*

  • @supportivesammy1802
    @supportivesammy1802 Před 4 lety +3493

    Nobody:
    Technoblade in Africa: where is all the food at

  • @hanyyylet6
    @hanyyylet6 Před rokem +934

    Let us remember and grieve but know that Technoblade never dies. He'll always be in our hearts.

  • @P5kr
    @P5kr Před rokem +195

    After taking over Antarctica, Techno will now conquer the kingdom of heaven.

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 Před rokem +2

      beautiful

    • @planefan082
      @planefan082 Před rokem +9

      "HeavenSMP pt2: The Coup For God's Throne"

    • @beanboy4378
      @beanboy4378 Před rokem

      Rip 🪦 techno

    • @EternallyDoomed
      @EternallyDoomed Před rokem +12

      “Hey guys, Technoblade here, we have conquered heaven and now will be taking over the multiverse and becoming god, hope you like and subscribe and tune in to the next video”
      Rip Technoblade, Alex

    • @UltraPancake-qe6vh
      @UltraPancake-qe6vh Před 9 měsíci +1

      techno be like today we have taken over tge multiverse and now own the infinity gauntlet and have the avengers on my sad and. i shall now use the infinity gauntlet on squid kid

  • @airbearsarrow3426
    @airbearsarrow3426 Před 4 lety +12145

    “The nether is disabled, because that doesn’t make sense.”
    *laughs in netherlands*

  • @Wavetune
    @Wavetune Před 4 lety +2967

    Nobody:
    Technoblade’s chat:
    🌎 T E C H N O P L A N E T 🌎

    • @greenplayz2376
      @greenplayz2376 Před 4 lety +104

      I think you mean ✈️ T E C H N O P L A N E ✈️

    • @clnne
      @clnne Před 4 lety +18

      T E C H N O P L A N E

    • @zEliazar
      @zEliazar Před 4 lety +4

      Wavetune he owns the moon aswell

    • @danzotik99
      @danzotik99 Před 4 lety +18

      ⛵T E C H N O B O A T⛵

    • @HowHorror
      @HowHorror Před 4 lety

      P

  • @kirrbowkat
    @kirrbowkat Před rokem +158

    Seriously can’t believe you’re gone. RIP Techno❤️ Rewatching all your videos to uplift my mood! Long Live The Blood God

  • @pkhl_1617
    @pkhl_1617 Před rokem +370

    Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything.
    Blood for the Blood God.
    Rest In Peace.

    • @BenitoMussolini-sq9hq
      @BenitoMussolini-sq9hq Před rokem +9

      He will always live in our hearts. Technoblade never dies!

    • @pkhl_1617
      @pkhl_1617 Před rokem +4

      Rest In Peace Techno. 🙏 love you bro

    • @Purtle
      @Purtle Před rokem +2

      @Techno The Pig same..

    • @vasaaviarion
      @vasaaviarion Před rokem

      Ha! You think hes done? Hes up there right now finding a way to kill god

    • @straw-hat-iicy
      @straw-hat-iicy Před rokem

      @@bontheartist7509 you can't survive without a liver

  • @moistnapkin1512
    @moistnapkin1512 Před 4 lety +726

    "What's he gonna do, show up with strength potions?"
    *proceeds to show up with a bomber plane*

    • @_SodaZ
      @_SodaZ Před 4 lety +7

      It gives me feelings of power to Craft strength potions in UHCs

    • @kristopher4130
      @kristopher4130 Před 2 lety

      666 likes nice

    • @power2ix605
      @power2ix605 Před 2 lety

      Not a bomber pleb

  • @subscribetonsytgaming5312
    @subscribetonsytgaming5312 Před 4 lety +6198

    Interviewer: so techno, what part of the planet do you want
    Techno: yes

    • @randomphoenix20
      @randomphoenix20 Před 4 lety +63

      You know when he says "we are getting kicked out within a week"... Yeah, almost happened.

    • @cameronkhanpour3002
      @cameronkhanpour3002 Před 4 lety +13

      @@randomphoenix20 really? what happened? I haven't kept up on what is happening

    • @ebtheartist3843
      @ebtheartist3843 Před 4 lety +23

      @@cameronkhanpour3002 Techno literally claimed the whole map

    • @maezhang1477
      @maezhang1477 Před 3 lety +8

      A l l Of It

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW Před 3 lety +3

      lmao

  • @etrandex6407
    @etrandex6407 Před rokem +39

    Never watched his content during his lifetime mainly because I'm not into minecraft content but after his tragic passing I decided to watch some of his vids and now I know how much golden content I've missed out on. Rest in peace, Techno. ❤

  • @Mr.Pyromaniac
    @Mr.Pyromaniac Před rokem +32

    I'm rewatching his videos after his passing. He will never be truly dead.

  • @leeroyjenkns5182
    @leeroyjenkns5182 Před 4 lety +4163

    Everyone else: "I'm just gonna build a small cabin"
    Techno: **claims the moon**

  • @idontevenknow3002
    @idontevenknow3002 Před 4 lety +4604

    The entire point of the server: Take over the world
    Techno: Takes over the world
    Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that

    • @youngcosmic1
      @youngcosmic1 Před 4 lety +137

      I don’t even Know I know right, so what was the point of the server? To live in peace like reality? I don’t think so!

    • @antimatter9412
      @antimatter9412 Před 4 lety +4

      True, True

    • @duck5843
      @duck5843 Před 4 lety +21

      No, thats not how youre supposed to play the game

    • @cupwithwater7804
      @cupwithwater7804 Před 4 lety +72

      I was there during the trial *it was whack*

    • @hindimovies7328
      @hindimovies7328 Před 4 lety +45

      England did it , France did it, Antarctica did it...

  • @ricardocea2169
    @ricardocea2169 Před rokem +22

    Rest In Peace our glorious emperor of SMP Earth. May the Antarctic empire live on

  • @capitancat5131
    @capitancat5131 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Jam: *trying to be nice by delivering some steak*
    Technoblade: *brutally murders him and then he steals his stuff* "Delivery successful
    "

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino Před 4 lety +1735

    Technoblade: **Takes over the world**
    Everyone: Let's ban this nerd.
    _Just like in Minecraft Monday people are jealous of Techno's extreme brilliance and power_

    • @fopdoodle1344
      @fopdoodle1344 Před 4 lety +1

      How tf are they jealous?

    • @loadingfont
      @loadingfont Před 4 lety +38

      It’s a joke.

    • @seanathonhooper
      @seanathonhooper Před 4 lety +22

      @@fopdoodle1344 If you would take over the world china would be pretty jealous tbh

    • @bigmendi3444
      @bigmendi3444 Před 4 lety +2

      fopdoodle chill

    • @viperverse6742
      @viperverse6742 Před 4 lety +5

      @@fopdoodle1344 Its an ongoing joke that began on minecraft monday, just saying if you genuinely don't know

  • @xylyan
    @xylyan Před 4 lety +2627

    “I used to rule the world.”
    -Technoblade 1 week after the server started

    • @noahyi642
      @noahyi642 Před 4 lety +95

      "Chunks would load when I gave the word"
      -Also Technoblade

    • @coinsboostmyego3068
      @coinsboostmyego3068 Před 4 lety +47

      “ Now I sleep on the ice “
      also techno

    • @brittanysteele5079
      @brittanysteele5079 Před 4 lety

      ._.

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle Před 4 lety +1

      @@coinsboostmyego3068 ? you ruined it, that's not how it goes at all wtf

    • @coinsboostmyego3068
      @coinsboostmyego3068 Před 4 lety +1

      @@itsoracle if its from stream idk. I was just making the lyrics up there

  • @QwertyIsCool
    @QwertyIsCool Před rokem +27

    This series was amazing. It is sad to see him go. RIP

  • @diamondbeam7251
    @diamondbeam7251 Před rokem +7

    Rip techno, make sure u conquer Gods kingdom by the time I get there

  • @coolcatcastle8
    @coolcatcastle8 Před 4 lety +4828

    4:34
    Technoblade: madagascar, you’ve ruined too many of my plague inc. games
    Greenland: hold my cure

  • @aid3n461
    @aid3n461 Před 4 lety +2798

    *Technoblade joins the server*
    Everyone else in the game: *Chuckles*
    "i'm in danger"

  • @proraptor0811
    @proraptor0811 Před rokem +5

    Can we just appreciate that technoblade did all this just to distract squid kid

  • @TextualDeviant
    @TextualDeviant Před rokem +83

    I'm almost waiting for that "SIIIIKE, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" But it will only remain half true; he isn't dead, not yet, not until we forget him and everything he built up, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into his goals, eventually reaching true success.
    When I found this channel, it had roughly 300,000 subscribers. This is only really significant because it came before the Big Boom of July, 2019, where he saw a rise from the thousands to tens of thousands of subscribers per day. Even prior, I thought he would become one of those 'big start youtubers', who, through determination, effort, and a real passion for becoming a big content creator, stand against the rest, who see longstanding success through their drive and energy. But you know what? He stood out from even those people in the end.
    Behind that contrarian mix of overconfidence and humility, he was incredibly driven; as a CZcamsr, as a Streamer, as a Gamer, as a Skywars Player, and also, I have no doubt, as a friend and family member. He never forgot his roots, nor did he forget his goal- no, he always shot higher. I won't remember him as a famous CZcamsr; I'll remember him as the small content creator with big goals, and more importantly, the drive to achieve them.
    For those of you who have doubts about something, anything; see what can be done with the drive and commitment to do it. Technoblade didn't give up; not once. He didn't give up during The Great Potato War, simply to prove he could beat out everyone else. He didn't so much as falter when he was tied 4-4 with Dream and would have needed to win twice in a row to win. Nobody could take his bedwars world-record winstreak away from him but himself in the end. Then there's the time where he poured his heart and soul into Minecraft Monday, literally earning a world record in Ace Race and beating out a majority of the competitors as part of his true debut. But in the end, the only thing that could beat Technoblade, was death itself. He didn't give up even then.
    My heart goes out to Technoblade's family and friends. If even 0.1% of the world had as much passion and drive for doing what they love as Technoblade did, then the world would be a much better place.
    Sincerely, one of those nerds.

    • @purechaos1091
      @purechaos1091 Před rokem +4

      o7

    • @yungqumkuat7411
      @yungqumkuat7411 Před rokem

      beautiful

    • @captainpixel362
      @captainpixel362 Před rokem +1

      You copied this from another techno comment section

    • @Megagamer-xy9vk
      @Megagamer-xy9vk Před rokem

      That comment was beautifully written I too was there before 2019 and see him as you do I will always remember how his humor and fun and silly personality brought me joy in some of my darkest hours he truly was a treasure

    • @Megagamer-xy9vk
      @Megagamer-xy9vk Před rokem +1

      o7

  • @angel-ca
    @angel-ca Před 4 lety +1373

    any streamer: heads to Antarctica
    techno’s viewers: *something’s wrong*

    • @curse4384
      @curse4384 Před 4 lety +57

      Something’s wrong i can FEEL IT

    • @lacedmyweed
      @lacedmyweed Před 4 lety +6

      Dominic McCloy just a feeling I got like something’s about to happen

    • @gabrielfielka2746
      @gabrielfielka2746 Před 4 lety +5

      But I don't know what

    • @lacedmyweed
      @lacedmyweed Před 4 lety +8

      Gabriel Fielka and if this means what. I think it means we’re in trouble big trouble

    • @hinzlim9166
      @hinzlim9166 Před 4 lety

      @@lacedmyweed we're? Their

  • @eleazarsares6245
    @eleazarsares6245 Před 4 lety +421

    “I call dibs on Earth”
    Everyone against Techno- Why do I hear boss music

    • @Ami-eu6nk
      @Ami-eu6nk Před 4 lety

      Ha just wait he has a plan

    • @originalname8541
      @originalname8541 Před 4 lety

      @@Ami-eu6nk he has a *plane**

    • @Ami-eu6nk
      @Ami-eu6nk Před 4 lety

      @@originalname8541 he will have much much more.... If you watch the stream

  • @jadeneace1408
    @jadeneace1408 Před rokem +4

    the first video of yours I've watched since your passing. I miss you Technoblade o7

  • @Selenny
    @Selenny Před rokem +12

    i will now indulge in bittersweet nostalgia

    • @koromoro6682
      @koromoro6682 Před rokem +2

      Glad I’m not alone on this

    • @Selenny
      @Selenny Před rokem

      @@koromoro6682 you’re never alone

  • @ehoncrack9413
    @ehoncrack9413 Před 4 lety +12535

    and remember
    this whole series is just for throwing squid kid off the trail

    • @owenp4068
      @owenp4068 Před 4 lety +806

      Squid kid is crying himself to sleep

    • @ehoncrack9413
      @ehoncrack9413 Před 3 lety +47

      @@bentrosaur5459 same

    • @_username
      @_username Před 3 lety +198

      I laugh when someone says technoblade isn't a genius

    • @endablox
      @endablox Před 3 lety +15

      L

    • @aegis3505
      @aegis3505 Před 3 lety +37

      whyst am I deadnt, my only achievement hath be yoinketh

  • @arihieu
    @arihieu Před 3 lety +4872

    The first episode:
    Starting smp earth
    Second episode:
    “I conquered the world”

  • @elisabethsky6296
    @elisabethsky6296 Před rokem +9

    He did take over the world but sadly he is not here to see us worship him. May he Rest In Peace

  • @Avrelianvs
    @Avrelianvs Před rokem +6

    I am sad that he is gone.
    I am happy that he was here at all.

  • @kaifulbright5241
    @kaifulbright5241 Před 4 lety +454

    Techno: One of the first to acquire diamonds
    Tommy: You know what people call me, Techno?

  • @pita_whale949
    @pita_whale949 Před 4 lety +6812

    Everyone: Officially claiming land.
    Techno: Doesn’t claim land but decides to dibs the whole planet.

    • @mmmnmmm675
      @mmmnmmm675 Před 4 lety +183

      he ended up claiming the world later and had to go to court

    • @averagegirl3873
      @averagegirl3873 Před 4 lety +85

      And that's how you get things done. Dibs, Shotgun and not it!

    • @gubboxthwok
      @gubboxthwok Před 4 lety +10

      I’m calling bs
      He called dibs

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken Před 4 lety +7

      Foreshadowing

    • @KazualBopthKatze
      @KazualBopthKatze Před 4 lety +17

      @@averagegirl3873 Then he pulls out a shotgun from his pocket and loads it.

  • @Justin-qe6gj
    @Justin-qe6gj Před rokem +5

    arleast this ended before he passed

  • @propisaviking
    @propisaviking Před rokem +12

    now he can make smp heaven, this is all working out guys.
    RIP TECHNO fr tho

    • @planefan082
      @planefan082 Před rokem

      Earth has been conquered, now for the other dimensions

  • @mastersonogashira1796
    @mastersonogashira1796 Před 4 lety +3658

    Techno: we are stealing resources from Africa
    Europe: now I see potential in this young man

    • @cxtrusss
      @cxtrusss Před 4 lety +3

      And-yS lmao

    • @nikorico232
      @nikorico232 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes

    • @TOG285
      @TOG285 Před 4 lety +11

      As an European, I liked this joke.

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ Před 4 lety +17

      "an European" I don't even know if that's correct or incorrect. "A one", "an honour" I don't even know anymore. I *think* "an" is used for words that start with the *sound* of a vowel and "a" for the sound of a consonant but idk. If I'm correct, I'ma be a grammar nazi and say that's incorrect.

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 Před 4 lety +2

      More like the middle East.

  • @FestiveRocket
    @FestiveRocket Před 4 lety +5089

    Techno: **Goes to Africa for resources**
    Also Techno: *“Where”s the food at?”*
    _Edit: Thankful edits are stupid_

    • @MK-wq1nz
      @MK-wq1nz Před 4 lety +70

      this oned good

    • @nurhid5742
      @nurhid5742 Před 4 lety +53

      Accurate

    • @comradejack5376
      @comradejack5376 Před 4 lety +17

      Load up I'm in need of a good market garden-ing

    • @mastersonogashira1796
      @mastersonogashira1796 Před 4 lety +19

      Stalin: “now I see potential in this man”

    • @comradejack5376
      @comradejack5376 Před 4 lety +4

      @@mastersonogashira1796 Indeed. I do think this. I see so much potential they shall have 1 milisecond removed from gulag time.

  • @hhhhggggggggg47
    @hhhhggggggggg47 Před rokem +7

    It's just the fact... Im listening to a dead man. It's the worst feeling. I love Technoblade.

  • @eplayspiano
    @eplayspiano Před 2 lety +5

    Being from Madagascar and seeing him skip it, I was genuinely like: " bruh "

  • @undergamer2748
    @undergamer2748 Před 4 lety +410

    Techno: i want to take over one continet
    Also techno: *i own the moon now*

    • @soa0
      @soa0 Před 4 lety

      Contrary to this, I've made my own SMPEarth which I wreak havoc upon out of pure spite on my own Channel and I would appreciate it if yøu checked it out and dropped a sub or like, but no girls I sw£ar if I see one girl

    • @cheeseyasscheek9186
      @cheeseyasscheek9186 Před 4 lety +9

      @@soa0 shit up

    • @llamas1395
      @llamas1395 Před 4 lety +2

      *NEXT TIME ON TECHNO'S QUEST TO WORLD DOMINATION* Techno takes over the universe

    • @shaqtinoah
      @shaqtinoah Před 4 lety +2

      Nah captain sparkles already got there

    • @jaysternumber1
      @jaysternumber1 Před 4 lety

      ur dad best thing I’ve seen all day.

  • @thelivingdarkness1399
    @thelivingdarkness1399 Před 3 lety +4178

    Techno: Gets Diamonds
    Tommy: You mean, our diamonds comrade

  • @tsunami4233
    @tsunami4233 Před rokem +16

    Just rewatching technoblade. Nothing's wrong.

    • @ashes_of_arson
      @ashes_of_arson Před rokem +1

      Yes absolutely nothing's wrong don't mind me crying in a corner

  • @Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred

    Hering technos voice makes me so sad because of the recent eventual YOU WILL LEAVE FOREVER TECHNO YOUR CHANELL WILL NEVER DIE YOU SHALL LIVE FOREVER

  • @teal3af49
    @teal3af49 Před 4 lety +3851

    But little did we know-
    This was just a distraction for the one and only war-
    *the potato war*

  • @aeinzalot
    @aeinzalot Před 4 lety +6451

    Can’t wait till next episode when Techno calls dibs on the entire solar system.

  • @benfrank9622
    @benfrank9622 Před rokem +6

    Who's going to make the Antarctic Empire now?

    • @yeboxxxchannel2505
      @yeboxxxchannel2505 Před rokem

      What if we revive the idea through into other games and communities?

  • @Mickeymousefan101
    @Mickeymousefan101 Před rokem +3

    R.i.p tencho... I'm so sad.

  • @user-lz5wp5cg4y
    @user-lz5wp5cg4y Před 4 lety +572

    Technoblade: chaotic evil
    Philza: chaotic neutral
    VoiceOverPete: chaotic good

    • @kashcarter9485
      @kashcarter9485 Před 4 lety +4

      Tos

    • @cdeeznutsLOL
      @cdeeznutsLOL Před 4 lety +11

      hotel: trivago

    • @razorsaber2287
      @razorsaber2287 Před 4 lety +14

      They all even out to the all mighty CHAOTIC EMPIRE

    • @justarandommimikyu8474
      @justarandommimikyu8474 Před 4 lety +8

      Nah, it’s more like:
      Technoblade: chaotic evil
      Philza: lawful neutral
      Voiceover Pete: neutral good

    • @user-lz5wp5cg4y
      @user-lz5wp5cg4y Před 4 lety +4

      Just a Random mimikyu watch the video titled “voiceoverpete takes over the entirety of smp earth”, Pete is very chaotic, trust me, we have given him too much power

  • @zen9016
    @zen9016 Před 4 lety +1765

    "We're getting bombed"
    "We out here in iron ARMOR and this man is already at WWII technology"
    -Japan, 1945

  • @angelospapadopoulos4545
    @angelospapadopoulos4545 Před rokem +6

    im not rewatching all the videos you are😞☦️🕊️

  • @Apple-wx9sg
    @Apple-wx9sg Před rokem +6

    Pov:Your rewatching his videos after the news:(

  • @ph1lza
    @ph1lza Před 4 lety +27279

    Just realised our nation was born in blood... seems appropriate lmao

  • @cresaint8627
    @cresaint8627 Před 4 lety +691

    techno: i’m gonna claim the whole world
    people who watched his recent stream: wait a minute

    • @Tyler-vf2ge
      @Tyler-vf2ge Před 4 lety +10

      What does he stream on?

    • @JM-mx4fw
      @JM-mx4fw Před 4 lety +15

      David Rid his streams are all on a playlist of his called “past live streams”

    • @Tyler-vf2ge
      @Tyler-vf2ge Před 4 lety +1

      @@JM-mx4fw ty

    • @josephwheeler9830
      @josephwheeler9830 Před 4 lety +3

      i missed the last one what happened? the admins say he cant or something?

    • @corruptplex9179
      @corruptplex9179 Před 4 lety +3

      schlatt would be proud

  • @thatonenoob1050
    @thatonenoob1050 Před rokem +8

    it hurtseven more when you hear him say i wanna live at 2:06

  • @Annnnnaaananaaananana
    @Annnnnaaananaaananana Před rokem +4

    That moment when you realize this whole series was to distract Squid Kid and throw him off the trail

  • @bigboinoob6937
    @bigboinoob6937 Před 3 lety +3344

    Every smp is techno and Phil against the world

    • @YES-wz3eh
      @YES-wz3eh Před 2 lety +125

      “Techno and Phil joining Hermitcraft”

    • @whyar3y0uga34
      @whyar3y0uga34 Před 2 lety +74

      @@YES-wz3eh They make the mycelium resistance look like coarse dirt

    • @universal5459
      @universal5459 Před 2 lety +11

      This time, literally

    • @xentl1783
      @xentl1783 Před 2 lety +7

      He's not wrong

    • @user-tf6hd7zn7g
      @user-tf6hd7zn7g Před 2 lety +15

      It will always be techno and Phil to the end

  • @sleepyysleep
    @sleepyysleep Před 4 lety +660

    Techno: *sees pigman*
    Techno: *_MY PEOPPPPLEEEE_*

  • @vetxran
    @vetxran Před rokem +4

    We miss you all Technoblade I hope your dropkicking orphans in self defense up in heaven brother RIP LLT

  • @Shinyreaper816
    @Shinyreaper816 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Technos the only man who can ask for the entire planet and everyone just gives it to him

  • @thekingofhearts43
    @thekingofhearts43 Před 3 lety +3684

    imagine techno as president
    technoblade: DIBS ON THE PLANET
    everyone else involved with this: It's hard to argue with his assessment.

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 Před 3 lety +70

      Technoblade hates goverments so if he became president he would destroy anything related to goverments and declare total anarchy

    • @TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial
      @TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial Před 3 lety +20

      If he became president then he would have a lot of supporters I'm sure

    • @silv830
      @silv830 Před 3 lety +3

      Pretty sure if he becames president, he'll stab everyone that has power and remove presidency

    • @user-qs9tm6ib5l
      @user-qs9tm6ib5l Před 3 lety +3

      Bet u forgot u commanted that hahaa

    • @b.r.6405
      @b.r.6405 Před 3 lety

      He’d probably be a dictator and start a genocide, and he would be democratic, but only he can vote (Facism)

  • @1nfg364
    @1nfg364 Před 4 lety +1749

    Techno: goes to Africa
    Also techno: complains about the lack of food

  • @MrSpook-kp8we
    @MrSpook-kp8we Před rokem +4

    Rest in peace legend...

  • @eggishere
    @eggishere Před rokem +3

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNO! Going back an watching all your videos today, we miss you everyday.
    TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!

  • @tiagotazoniero4488
    @tiagotazoniero4488 Před 3 lety +1240

    "Lets go to Africa..."
    "Where is the food"
    I know its wrong but I laughed

    • @YagaMain23z
      @YagaMain23z Před 3 lety +42

      🤣🤣 it took me a second to realize the joke LMAOOAOAA

    • @Dolphin_Wooo
      @Dolphin_Wooo Před 2 lety +17

      oh no OH GOD NO

    • @YagaMain23z
      @YagaMain23z Před 2 lety +13

      @@Sunfish789 yk africa and uhhh poor people and uhhhh poverty and stuff and yeah

    • @YagaMain23z
      @YagaMain23z Před 2 lety +8

      @kuhromi true imma have to agree with you on that one, america only goes to a poor country when they hear the word "oil"

    • @hyperphobic6331
      @hyperphobic6331 Před 2 lety +4

      it was a joke yall 💀

  • @owen5111
    @owen5111 Před 4 lety +1131

    "Why aren't the chest combining?"
    Crouches while putting them down

  • @AidanLW
    @AidanLW Před rokem +8

    you will forever stay in my world techno, fly high buddy, we will always love you.
    let the king rest in potatoes

  • @DabDab-lg5jv
    @DabDab-lg5jv Před 10 měsíci +4

    Techno was bored of conquering the world so he decided to fight god instead R.I.P potato lord

  • @saivion
    @saivion Před 4 lety +859

    CZcams Creators: what inspires you to make CZcams videos?
    Technoblade: *MONEY*

    • @nikorico232
      @nikorico232 Před 4 lety +16

      DEMONIZED

    • @ralseidafluffyboi7798
      @ralseidafluffyboi7798 Před 4 lety +6

      I mean, who truly doesn't?

    • @greenman784
      @greenman784 Před 4 lety +23

      @@ralseidafluffyboi7798 Stampylonghead
      Nostalgia: **kicks me in the head**

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla Před 3 lety +1

      Wait he tweeted/replied that 6 months ago? I feel like it was longer ago huh-

    • @jhebawb2966
      @jhebawb2966 Před 3 lety +4

      Also potatoes

  • @spongebobsquarepants6935
    @spongebobsquarepants6935 Před 3 lety +6430

    Technoblade: it’ll take me about 2 to 3-
    Me: Ah, finally he’s being reasonable
    Also Technoblade: *2 T O 3 H O U R S*

  • @johnm364
    @johnm364 Před rokem +4

    It was an honor Alex. Rest In Peace dude

  • @samuelbodden2489
    @samuelbodden2489 Před rokem +4

    I’m watching this two years later to his voice. Techno never dies

  • @simplybecca6959
    @simplybecca6959 Před 4 lety +255

    ToTo: bless the rains down in africa
    Techno: the rain is mine

    • @akronred648
      @akronred648 Před 4 lety +4

      He called dips on the weather.

    • @CreepyKiller0202
      @CreepyKiller0202 Před 2 lety +1

      Teechno: yep and everything else their is proof ii called dibs

  • @ginghuraalthenonrank8279
    @ginghuraalthenonrank8279 Před 4 lety +587

    When you try to steal Africa’s resources but Europe was 2 steps ahead

  • @badsilverfang9547
    @badsilverfang9547 Před rokem +4

    Rest In Peace brother

  • @_Uno_Cinco_
    @_Uno_Cinco_ Před rokem +2

    Hits different after the man who owns Antarctica(and probably the universe too)died from his stage four cancer.
    We miss you man 💖

  • @Mr35diamonds
    @Mr35diamonds Před 4 lety +549

    FitMC is like the physical embodiment of the Pooh classy meme
    "Let's teamup"
    FitMC: "I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership"

    • @user-gt3dj9et5d
      @user-gt3dj9et5d Před 4 lety +28

      I meannnnn Florida’s got Florida man sooooooo

    • @vzPander
      @vzPander Před 4 lety +6

      nukes under cinderal castle in disney world yeahh

    • @luj6455
      @luj6455 Před 4 lety +6

      Fit is so official like he is saying that they are gonna have a "Mutualy Beneficial Partnership"

    • @luigiplayerone7749
      @luigiplayerone7749 Před 4 lety +1

      Absolutely I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership.

  • @imunoriginal382
    @imunoriginal382 Před 4 lety +783

    Techo: "dibs"
    Everyone: "oh boi"

    • @aoa1032
      @aoa1032 Před 4 lety

      Hey remember when techno said dibs on ireland

    • @daviddavid-mi5qw
      @daviddavid-mi5qw Před 4 lety +1

      Karol Joseph Gabriel remember when he said dibs on the planet then 1 week later he did it

  • @bigchungus6606
    @bigchungus6606 Před rokem +5

    who else is going through all these vids after techno went to take over the kingdom of god?

  • @MG-oq4eg
    @MG-oq4eg Před rokem +8

    Who else is just watching every technoblade vid because you miss him

  • @scuffedweeb
    @scuffedweeb Před 4 lety +654

    Techno: (3:34)
    When are we gonna build nukes
    *sees diamonds*
    Never mind

    • @skoobydookie_ESBz
      @skoobydookie_ESBz Před 4 lety +3

      Was gunna like but its at 69 likes
      Ight imma head out

    • @irongolem1476
      @irongolem1476 Před 4 lety +3

      @@skoobydookie_ESBz There. I changed it

    • @calebg6587
      @calebg6587 Před 4 lety +1

      @@irongolem1476 YOU MONSTER!

    • @djaydeved
      @djaydeved Před 4 lety

      @@irongolem1476 you afre the destroyer no one asked for reeee

    • @conthegamer
      @conthegamer Před rokem

      @@irongolem1476 lol

  • @mhfortner
    @mhfortner Před 4 lety +523

    "I was gonna give you steak!"
    "well I got the steak now..."

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken Před 4 lety +3

      Murder, the best way to receive a package

    • @aidanlee7581
      @aidanlee7581 Před 4 lety +7

      Banana I too murder my pizza delivery man

  • @Epic_mahakavya086
    @Epic_mahakavya086 Před rokem +5

    Rest in peace king 🐷👑 :(

  • @Sunflower-xd6lb
    @Sunflower-xd6lb Před rokem +3

    Rest in peace techno.

  • @sirzodiac9575
    @sirzodiac9575 Před 4 lety +469

    Technoblade: What is SMPEarth?
    Me: Something for you to conquer

    • @bulanexe6295
      @bulanexe6295 Před 4 lety +5

      SMP Earth is a live streamed server, with all of your favorite youtubers
      And tommyinit

  • @ToyosatomimiNoThug
    @ToyosatomimiNoThug Před 4 lety +693

    Everyone in Africa ever: “Where’s the food at?!”

    • @ibnhe9024
      @ibnhe9024 Před 4 lety +9

      OK, haha.
      Completely terrible joke, You Dirty WASTE OF SPACE.
      Edit: First of all I didn't really mean this kid was a waste of space, that a job ke and n itself

    • @zlabobabil
      @zlabobabil Před 4 lety +13

      Everyone in Africa who sees technoblade: IT IS FOOD!

    • @brad1552
      @brad1552 Před 4 lety +18

      Ibn He if you’re that sensitive get off the internet

    • @irongolem1476
      @irongolem1476 Před 4 lety

      @@ibnhe9024 no u

    • @meoviona
      @meoviona Před 4 lety +5

      brayzenn // It’s a terrible dark humor. Isn’t even relevant with the video. It’s just to appear edgy.

  • @pacckka
    @pacckka Před rokem +4

    Screw the saying, "Pigs don't fly."
    Spread your wings, Technoblade. Fly high into the stars. Thank you for all your content and the ways you made us laugh.
    o7

    • @sillyboy12.
      @sillyboy12. Před rokem

      did you really copy and paste this because your other comment did well. I mean, at least you removed the self promo

  • @ArtemisLyer
    @ArtemisLyer Před 10 měsíci +4

    watching old techno videos

  • @kivets
    @kivets Před 3 lety +694

    technoblade saying "wheres the food" while in africa is one of the mist unintentionally funny jokes ive ever heard

  • @JohnathanialPorkinsons23
    @JohnathanialPorkinsons23 Před 4 lety +426

    TECHNOBLADE: “I’m dropping out of college so I maybe will not have a trash upload schedule.”
    His upload schedule: 1 vid per YEAR

    • @ggnore4737
      @ggnore4737 Před 4 lety +23

      He's been streaming though. Checkout his past Livestream playlist

    • @solomp3111
      @solomp3111 Před 4 lety +1

      He’s been uploading, it’s actually kinda hard to upload videos consistently

    • @nic5987
      @nic5987 Před 4 lety +6

      It’s hard to upload all the way from the Antarctic

    • @PuteriPo
      @PuteriPo Před 4 lety

      guys he d/o to play minecraft. not to upload consistently XD

  • @king4konge
    @king4konge Před rokem +3

    rip techno, just rewatching like every single vid I'm memory of his great spirit

  • @nellyssa0
    @nellyssa0 Před 3 lety +905

    "the nether doesn't exist cuz that doesn't make sence"
    ... But Pigman in a cave do?

  • @justinhanna6118
    @justinhanna6118 Před 4 lety +417

    Madagascar is like
    "Someone coughed in Europe?"
    "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!"

    • @levinies2187
      @levinies2187 Před 4 lety +1

      Justin Hanna iceland though

    • @teseofabbri1812
      @teseofabbri1812 Před 4 lety +10

      Well what about New Zealand and greenland

    • @justinhanna6118
      @justinhanna6118 Před 4 lety

      I can typically get those but Madagascar is the one that always lives

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo Před 4 lety +2

      greenland be like "oh someone in antarctica had like that sneeze feeling but didn't actually sneeze? time to shut down EVERY METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION"
      And this is why i always go for infectability and unevolve symptoms, then once i have all that, i save up for a long time for points, AND MAKE EVERY HUMAN PERSON SHIT THEIR PANTS IN AN INSTANT

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv Před 4 lety

      Yeah hate these islands countries. They shut down and you'll never be able to get there. *Looks at greenland and Madagascar*

  • @blursedcokecan_alt7731
    @blursedcokecan_alt7731 Před rokem +4

    Who else is rewatching his videos after he died of cancer

  • @Grover-the-GOAT-of-the-series

    Hopefully techno is winning the 1v1 against God

  • @mataharii161
    @mataharii161 Před 4 lety +659

    Techno: *brilliantly takes over the world in a week*
    Everyone else: *wait thats illegal*