Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2023 VOL. 11

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  • čas přidán 11. 06. 2023
  • 32 numpty calls + selected commentaries from June 2023. LBC, Fri-Sun, 10-1AM.
    These uploads aren't monetised. Show your appreciation with a donation to the Trussell Trust: www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-...
    Intro: Vic Chesnutt/Elf Power/The Amorphous Strums - Little Fucker
    Cartoon: Nicola Jennings

Komentáře • 77

  • @alexritchie4586
    @alexritchie4586 Před rokem +40

    I absolutely 100% guarantee that anyone who says "We should put our own people first!" wants to throw the homless into the bismuth mines.

    • @georgegunnell6319
      @georgegunnell6319 Před rokem +2

      #DickensianStrong

    • @elaineedgar2913
      @elaineedgar2913 Před rokem

      And weirdly, it’s the WOMEN who come across as the most misled and unaware. No compassion or understanding. Even less brain cells l fear, they should stop reading the Daily Bile, it is proven to diminish brain cells.

    • @colinstephenson5386
      @colinstephenson5386 Před rokem +6

      Hello alex when I hear someone saying ‘ put our own first “ I feel a kind of sadness , People like that are already sorting out one person from another person, My Old Fella told me. ‘ it’s not from where a person comes, it’s who the person is ,

    • @Mounhas
      @Mounhas Před 6 měsíci +1

      “Our own people” translates to W.A,S.P.’s only.

  • @Fletch_18
    @Fletch_18 Před rokem +19

    Tonights bedtime listening. Thank you. 😅

  • @tal-lancer
    @tal-lancer Před rokem +8

    'It's like a brain drain without the brains' 😂😂😂😂

  • @anthonysmith8800
    @anthonysmith8800 Před rokem +6

    Humphrey sounds more like Johnson than Johnson does. That was hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @cmpc724
    @cmpc724 Před rokem +6

    Omg Humphrey 😂 Best Nick call ever!

  • @Plantlady70
    @Plantlady70 Před rokem +6

    God bless you son. And God bless Nick. 😊

    • @emilymaitlislaptop
      @emilymaitlislaptop Před rokem

      and god bless all those innocent children suffering at the hands of your omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent and 'omnibenevolent' god. You know, the one who endorses rape, incest, slavery and genocide...

  • @Nick-kb6jd
    @Nick-kb6jd Před rokem +40

    There's NO WAY Humphrey is real. I refuse to believe it.

    • @Sakkir_Stahma
      @Sakkir_Stahma Před rokem +3

      Well of course he isn't.
      But there's nothing wrong with the name, "Humphrey", believe me.

    • @Nick-kb6jd
      @Nick-kb6jd Před rokem +4

      @@Sakkir_Stahma OK Humphrey, I agree.

    • @Kevinacharles
      @Kevinacharles Před rokem +1

      Definitely a windup call.

    • @georgedorn1022
      @georgedorn1022 Před rokem +2

      Dom Joly was on James O'Brien's show last week. He is apparently a long-time LBC listener and James referred to him as Humphrey at one point in the conversation...

    • @Nick-kb6jd
      @Nick-kb6jd Před rokem +1

      @@georgedorn1022 ahaaaaa. We have our suspect.

  • @notmadonna1445
    @notmadonna1445 Před rokem +9

    Thanks for uploading these. I listen to them envy night as I fall asleep!

  • @dmd7472
    @dmd7472 Před rokem +6

    Ann widders impression gets me every time

  • @leepop79
    @leepop79 Před rokem +14

    Humphrey at 8:00 is my new hero!!! Can we have a full show just with him... I've listened to this segment 5 times now 😂😂

    • @cmpc724
      @cmpc724 Před rokem +3

      He has to be an Armando Iannucci creation, surely

    • @spiritualanarchist8162
      @spiritualanarchist8162 Před rokem

      Right ? I love English humor, even unintended humor. Humprey is a great example .

    • @elaineedgar2913
      @elaineedgar2913 Před rokem +1

      I think it was Boris.

    • @leepop79
      @leepop79 Před rokem

      @Elaine Edgar I'm glad you said that because I was listening to it, I thought this is a Boris impersonator

    • @weezer5442
      @weezer5442 Před rokem

      I realize it's difficult in England, but get a life!

  • @gerardmartin9873
    @gerardmartin9873 Před rokem +5

    Nick how do you do that job? Hat off to you, I always forward to listen to your program when I want to have a good laugh 😅🤣😂. The two Johnathans done it for me, thank you 👍

    • @Nick-kb6jd
      @Nick-kb6jd Před rokem

      “Jonathan from Harrow”
      He’s upset he fell for the Corbyn propaganda but he hates the wokey dokeys and the ultra feminists.
      Malleable 🧠

  • @user-xk2ig4tc3f
    @user-xk2ig4tc3f Před 6 měsíci

    Sitting in a restaurant listening to this trying to stifle laughs and have tears running down my cheeks omfg

  • @AliN-bb4rt
    @AliN-bb4rt Před rokem +3

    Nick Abbott just discovered that "everyday is a school day!"

  • @Gremriel
    @Gremriel Před rokem +6

    Six months in, and already 11 episodes.

    • @mealovesyu
      @mealovesyu Před rokem

      I love this country not enough to go move back there, but it is full of funny ppl 😂

  • @howlinmadmurdock9553
    @howlinmadmurdock9553 Před rokem +1

    A great compilation. Thanks 👍

  • @ChrissyDargue
    @ChrissyDargue Před rokem

    Thanks again MJ. xx

  • @michaeltrenoweth9857
    @michaeltrenoweth9857 Před rokem +3

    The Hump is real, I'd say (FFS, after all that's happened during the Tory misrule these past 13 years and the s**t I've listened to, I'm convinced s/he exists).
    Hey-ho 😂

  • @dasmaurerle4347
    @dasmaurerle4347 Před rokem +1

    Let's get back to it!❤

  • @wanderingtravellerAB99
    @wanderingtravellerAB99 Před rokem +2

    Humphry is my new favourite.

  • @frogandspanner
    @frogandspanner Před rokem +4

    9:27 Brilliant spoof! de Pfeffel taking the piss out of himself - so he has a sense of humour.

    • @leepop79
      @leepop79 Před rokem

      Don't you think he sounds a bit like Chris Eubank?

    • @cakesyrup7995
      @cakesyrup7995 Před rokem

      How dare you, i only own 12 diamond mines and 2 coal mines

  • @stuartparker6838
    @stuartparker6838 Před rokem +5

    Jonathan " I'm not gay but i notice all the hot young men"😅

  • @mikeallan2192
    @mikeallan2192 Před rokem

    ROCK AND ROLL

  • @verysurvival
    @verysurvival Před rokem +3

    Was the PTSD a result of being kicked in the head by a horse?

  • @nick_jewell
    @nick_jewell Před rokem

    vic chesnutt!

  • @jemshadow123
    @jemshadow123 Před rokem +2

    I think Jonathan needs some friends he seems to just keep calling Nick to rant about his lonely life

  • @sfdntk
    @sfdntk Před rokem +2

    11:20
    "I couldn't call you yesterday..."
    "Sweet relief."
    Hahaha

  • @steviekenny581
    @steviekenny581 Před rokem +1

    Betcha “Humphrey” was JoB at the wind up?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alerojas2952
    @alerojas2952 Před rokem

    Pwah pwah pwaaahhh where am I pwaaahhh

  • @griffithstoby
    @griffithstoby Před rokem +2

    I wonder who the comedy writer of Jonathan's stuff is?

  • @elaineedgar2913
    @elaineedgar2913 Před rokem

    A great Greek philosopher stated that the economy of a country should NOT be the job of an elected politician. The economy should be dealt with by expert economists (not elected) who are overseen by the people.

  • @phillydavison
    @phillydavison Před rokem +1

    Is that the 3rd runway at Heathrow in the thumbnail.

  • @Quebecoisegal
    @Quebecoisegal Před rokem +1

    "Johnson will come back". Not exactly the picture of health is he, so maybe not.

  • @shadowsystemproject
    @shadowsystemproject Před rokem +5

    Boris Johnson is not Russian he is Turkish from his great grand Father being Turkish and they got assassinated in 1922. Boris's family name is Kemal and Boris Johnson family took the name Johnson when they moved to England and did this change because Turkish people and names was not liked in the UK due to world war 1 and the ottomans fighting the British.
    When Boris Johnson was going to be born his mum and dad was in Mexico and they could not fly to the USA due to the mum being too far gone and ready to give birth. A Russian friend of the dad and mum gave them money to get a bus from Mexico to the USA so the parents named the baby Boris in honour of the Russian friend. Boris Johnson is American but stopped and dodging tax and the IRS started to chase him for money owed so Boris gave up his American citizenship. How different things would have been if Boris was born in Mexico and had Mexican citizenship hahaha. Boris could have become the leader of Mexico but knowing how corrupted he is, good chance the Mexicans might of made him disappearing be killing him lol

  • @avacado3034
    @avacado3034 Před 9 měsíci

    I didn’t need to know where Jonathan from Harrow keeps his fridge 🤮

  • @KintokiSan
    @KintokiSan Před rokem +2

    As a german I find it hilarious how popular racist, fascist dictatorships are these days. We did it first guys! No need to muscle in on our territory!

  • @stevegibson8307
    @stevegibson8307 Před 9 měsíci

    Humphrey is Boris

  • @geoffersonairplane9338

    Is Humphrey actually Boris Johnson?

  • @user-mx8zd9vk1d
    @user-mx8zd9vk1d Před rokem

    Didn't Humphrey phone Sheila Fogarty with the same attitude.

  • @exiledoldredhadlow7136

    You know he’s can’t even say brexit he says bwexit 😅😅😅

  • @5555522255555
    @5555522255555 Před rokem

    Where's Brian? Is he dead? Or to ashamed for brexit fallout?

    • @mattgreek1066
      @mattgreek1066 Před rokem +2

      He was banned a year ago. They had enough of him.

    • @terryfinnie2146
      @terryfinnie2146 Před rokem

      ​@@mattgreek1066 ah poor brian,😅what a simpleton.