Nick Abbot vs Brexiters VOL. 7
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- čas přidán 13. 05. 2021
- 30 Brexit calls from 2020 & 2021. LBC, Fri-Sun, 10-1AM.
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Brian from Stockton on Tees has unsupervised access to superglue and scissors
Jennifer, here's what Love Seafood have to say about Sea Bream: "The sea bream available to the UK consumer are generally caught in the Mediterranean Sea and off the west coast of Africa, and also farmed in the waters of the Mediterranean" So, congratulations on buying British.
The best bit of that chat was when he told her to look at a fish`s passport. :)
Brain get's more pissed off while time goes on. He started out gloating and blustering , and as Brexit progresses he gets more frustrated blaming everyone and everything ....but Brexit. 😅
' I'm old and i voted to leave for the future of our young people...'
73% of young people voted remain...🤦🤦🤦
1:20:43 - Nick: "Any moment now you're gonna say something about fish." Brian denies it... then immediately talks about fish! Classic from Nick! Really caught Brian hook, line and, er, sinker - I'll get me coat.
People like Brian are a dream for the Daily Express/Mail. He laps up everything they tell him to think.
Small typo there: it's not "think" but "believe". If it was a thought, that would mean brexiteers are able to use what's between their ears. But the evidence we've here tells a different story.
It's more like: a thought crossed a brexiteers mind, felt lonely and left.
Brian can think? Now that is a real revelation that needs so much evidence to prove!!😂😂😂
@@janrautenstrauch4729 bet you’re a right laugh at a party
Thing is he believes he's a critical thinker.
The problem is, there are too many f###### Brian's
It's funny, my mother always said I was born an old man, what with my views and stuff.
Guess that's true, but as I grow older I find myself more and more left leaning.
Does anyone else immediately burst into laughter when Brian from Stockton On Tees name is mentioned 😂
Nick's sighing and groan makes me laugh.
The man the myth the legend
I burst out in hives
I did initially, but the guy turns out to be a total twat. Even years later.
Nick's response to seeing, or hearing the name, just before he says it, that always does it for me.
I am so embarrassed to be British, do these people really exist? I will cry into my pillow
You have to remember that these callers to Nick Abbott represent people who: 1) Have nothing better to do with their time than wait on the line to speak to him, 2) are so engrained in their thinking, or have so much to lose by re-considering, that they are willing to publicly humiliate themselves rather than go about their lives in a more constructive manner. They represent a section of any society, but most people have responsibilities to take care of and don't have the time to phone-in, wait to go on air and then waste Abbot's time. The solution is that these callers have to be out-voted at every election.
Eeeexcellent! You outdo yourself every time, MJ! I really appreciate all the work you put into these for our entertainment!
Entertainment....mmm. Listening to these people hurts my brain cells. But yes, here I am again. Lol
I'm pleased others can benefit from my weird hobby of archiving gammon 😆
@@m.j.nicholls The documentation value by itself is immeasurable. These people will be demanding to have these calls to be removed from the internet within ten years.
@@m.j.nicholls This is my second time through the Nick Abbot vs the Brexiters collection - comedy gold!
Living in NZ, I've never heard of this guy, but after this I'm a fan. Vaping fish for everyone!
I think this has been mentioned before here: These compilations need to be stored for posterity. People have to hear what kind of morons ruined the UK.
Its 2022 and they have not aged well at all, even if they were from a year ago
They should put them in a time capsule or on one of those voyager probes golden disks. The aliens will never land here.
Nick “You’re gonna start about fish next”
Gammon”no I won’t”
Immediately talks about 🐟 fish 🐡 🐠. 🤣
Gammon is going to gammon
😂😂😂
A woman who probably voted to leave due to her strong desire to eat British fish. She feels so strongly despite never thinking about it before, didn't think to ask the fish monger and didn't find out that seambream isn't anything to do with the UK. So once again someone voted for something impossible.
Crazy
Unfortunately it appears that Brexit was seen by the the Brexiteers as a means of rectifying years of mismanagement from the British government, which was, wait for it, Tory, so they gave them a massive majority. Love to hear all the Wally's talk about fish, not realising the fish they buy don't populate British waters.( Bream for example populates subtropical and tropical waters) Wonder if they feel uncomfortable now the British fishing industry has collapsed following Brexit.
Of course they won’t take any blame for their own actions that has decimated the ‘special’ fishing industry with their stupid Brexit BS.🤬🤬🤬
This Andy guy who claims to be from an "A & E" Department is actually one of the far more dangerous ones on this compilation; younger, more articulate, and knows how to hide his bullshit. Up to a point, until his "coming over here" racism bursts out. It's those polite, reasonable-sounding middle-class ones are the one you have to watch out for, just as much as the Brians of this world.
Moreso. I do believe that Brian is just having trollish fun: Andy sounds like he genuinely means his poisonous bullshit.
We love Brian and his antics it makes for good entertainment@@knshinn2
Great work again thanks! I love listening to these crazies.
Anyone seen that scene in Still Game where Winston is berating Stevie the Bookie and Stevie wears this bored look before he starts shoving pens into the holes in the perspex to drown Winsont out? That's how I see Nick whenever Brian phones up.
Is Brian real, and does he know how much of a comedy legend hes become amongst remainers?
Solid gold! 😅🤣
Don't be fooled, Brian's real name is Gary and he's from the James O'Brien fan club.
@@jasonkingshott2971 Take off the tinfoil hate, mate.
@@LORDUnLuCkY13 What ever you say.....mate.
@@jasonkingshott2971 You're saying that because some idiot phones up, unable to answer a simple question, he must be a paid stooge.
Do you have any evidence for that?
@@LORDUnLuCkY13 Do you have any evidence that it is not indeed Gary, one of many clowns from the JOB fan club?
Just in time as I was just about to finish your 7.5 hours JOB vs Brexiters Vol 1 compilation and going into Vol 2, so it's great to have a Nick video in between. But as fun as these videos are I fear that if I continue to listen to these phone calls then I might start to slit my wrists.
Remember, across the street to ask for help, down the lane to go away. Now seriously suicide is no joke please talk to someone about it if you have suicidal thoughts, there's always a better alternative :)
@@eleSDSU It's a joke, calm tf down.
'Brexit has cost us 200 billion'
'Yeah because of people like you'
Blaming remainers for brexit realities.
This guy is a gem absolutely love this show. Why have I never heard of him before? Either glad I found him great content. 😊
Listen to his podcast with Carol Mcgiffin. Those pair together are genius!! It’s on Apple podcasts! It’s called ‘What’s Your Problem’. It’s very funny!
It was hilarious when it was pre-referendum... Now I have no energy to laugh. We need to call everyone of these knuckle dragging neanderthals and ask them what they think now?. I mean even the Torries are laughing at them now 🤦🏾♂️ Penny Mordant can't even contain herself over how amazing brexit is doing/going (sarcasm)
Singapore is as rich as it is, not because of what it is, and how it's ruled, but because of where it is. Every ship that goes from East Asia to to Europe or the East Coast of the US, passes Singapore.
That makes it a very convenient place to have a massive port, which it's easy to scrape the cream off the the top of.
The UK simply isn't in the right place to be something like that.
Europe already has a place like that. One that just happens to be in the right place, for the way world trade works.
It's overhere, it's called Rotterdam, it's deeper port than any in the UK, has a direct waterway connection to the Ruhr area in Germany, where most of its export comes from.
You can become Singapore on the Thames if you like, but there's already a Singapore on the Rhine delta. It's here, just across the water from the Thames Estuary, north west from there.
You want to replace that? Compete it out of the world market?
Come and have a look at what you're up against. Not. Going. To. Happen.
Also, note that some 45% of Singapore's population are immigrants/foreign workers. Something tells me that is not what the xenophobic brexiters had in mind.
All the Atlantic Pacific trade is moving north as the northern ice retreats due to climate change. Scotland has plenty of potential deep water ports 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@therealrobertbirchall They still won't have a port that connects them to the continent. Scotland may also not be in the UK for very much longer.
Either way, the whole Singapore on the Thames, Humber, Tees, Tyne, Clyde, pick a river, doesn't matter.
Stuff from Asia wants to go to Europe, and needs a port to transfer this stuff to more practical modes of transportation, given that a lot of it isn't near the sea.
Europe already has this place, it's here, in the EU, around Rotterdam.
It doesn't matter if the ships come from the North or from the South, the stuff on them still wants to make its way into the EU single market.
Ships are welcome to dock in Scotland on their way from China, but what's the point?
Are you going to unload the ship, load its cargo onto a train, a lorry, or a river boat, and take it from Glasgow to Dortmund, or Bratislava?
Nah, didn't think so.
As long as Germany is what it is, makes what it makes, and does a lot of that along the river Rhine, no place in the UK has to offer what Rotterdam already has: a massive, deep water port, with every port facility a ship's captain could hope for, connecting you to the whole continent by rail, road, or rivers and canals.
Can't do that, if you're on an island.
@@panzerkami2381 well a lot of them are slave class, so the brexiters would like that.
Singapore is as rich as it is because its population have the highest average IQ in the world, unlike the average of these callers whose IQ must be well below 90
A couple of years ago I would have not believed I would ever be listening to a 2h radio about programme about politics. And then M.J. Nichols happened. Great format, keep uploading!
Good man. Thanks for the sub!
I actually spat my coffee out when Brian said he understood politics. Cheers Brian!!!
Cheers man, always look forward to these. I’m strangely obsessed with you and incorrigible’s channel. Lovely, terrifying stuff.
All I can say is that I'm happy
Got another vid for my evening at the fireplace and great dane for company
Brexit... It just keeps on giving, doesn't it? 🤣
It does, a free Scotland and a reunited Ireland will be the next installment.
Love the way these callers are metaphorically slapped in the face and just laugh, love the sarcasm
Skipped ahead a little to miss the intro music, heard "Are you kidding me?", and knew this was gonna be a good two hours. lol
I can’t believe I’m watching this..Thank god for CZcams and their merry men and ladies.
Surely the cartoon should be 'Lets take ARE country back' surely?
Yes, and don't call me Shirley.
I agree with everyone here, these are excellent uploads they make my day, there must be something wrong with me... 😂
It's interesting how austerity and rich folks getting out of taxes seem to occur at the same time. The one is the results of the other.
Brian from Stockton-on-Tees is hilarious.
Each week he can't wait to phone in and have a go at Nick. I actually think it's therapy for him.
I dunno, I mean therapy is meant to resolve issues but Brian is just unloading his crazy unto us. Nick will definitely need counseling if Brian keeps calling hehe.
I imagine he's a bit like certain comic-villain. You know: "riddle me this, Batman!"
And Batman is like: "Not you again. I would rather deal with the Joker than with your stupidity."
If by "therapy" you mean he loves being humiliated as an imbecile because he feels guilty about something- Then yes.
I don't know if he's into bondage but he certainly seems to be into humiliation.
Leave him be, it's all he's got! 🤣
Farage was on Question Time virtually every week before the referendum.
.....and surrounded by left wing, remoaner dimwits.
@@jasonkingshott2971 and leaver's no brainers. At least we have half and you nothing.
@@y3puGnxg Unfortunately for you, other remoaners and those who it has nothing to do with, the majority of the UK disagree with you.
@@jasonkingshott2971 26% of the population and 37% of the electorate were Bremoaners who voted for Brexit, not a majority in any way shape or form!
@@jasonkingshott2971 And now Mori shows that 47% of people polled want to rejoin and 38% still want Brexit!!
whatukthinks.org/eu/questions/if-there-was-a-referendum-on-britains-membership-of-the-eu-how-would-you-vote-2/
We are thick! We are stupid! We are BREXIT! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🤦🏽♂️
tHeY tOoK aRe JoBs
Brian is the king of The White Van Man branch of Conservative voter!!
He supports Farage. He is a bigot and fascist (I don't use that word lightly) who is happy to support authoritarianism if it comes wrapped up in his favourite flag.
LOL! I'd pay for a compilation of Brian's calls. A true-blue Brexit loon or talk radio's greatest troll,
Believe it or not, there are Brain compilations out there.
The saddest thing of all is that he would spend all day every day consumed with Brexit. He's completely brainwashed.
Brian never call talkradio for some reason
@@LJY08 No, I think the saddest thing is that he most probably propagates his drivel to those innocent children heard in the background.
46:34 'ALL lives matter'...ah, the sweetly predictable sound of weasel words.
The reason why fishing was used and abused by vote leave was that it was to be their showcase.
Brexit was to be the way for the UK to grow a declining industry back into greatness because ' supposedly ' the EU had crushed it.
Thus leaving would obviously improve its lot.
This was clearly the thinking of the Westminster elite who have lived a life of privilege and have never required much brain power.
Simple solutions to complex nuanced problems are the result of simple minded people, even worst, simple minded politicians since they have the natural ability to argue for their position, along with those in the journalistic professions and to convince the masses to vote against their interests.
Now the Brexit shit has hit the fan, neither profession will talk about it and take resonsibility and any slim whiff of a half baked positive story, the flags start waving and Brexit was all worth it. 😷😷😷😞😕😟
We are all fucked if we do not wake up....or is staying in a dream state of denial, as our country slowly sinks into oblivion, just to convenient for those whose fault was, to now deal with.
'Brian sniffing around a sewage outlet' is a perfect metaphor for Brexshit 👌
Another Great collection made by Nicholls. Thank you 🙂. Greatings from Denmark...
Is it true that in Danish _fart_ means quick?
@@SirAntoniousBlock Nope. "fart" means "speed"
@@thomashvidtfeldt7222 Interesting distinction. 😆
I always wondered why people allowed themselves to be manipulated into Brexit in such a way. Now nothing surprises me any more. Thanks these summaries explains a lot 😜
“It’s not rubbish! It’s Cod! It’s a perfectly good fish!”🤣🤣🤣 Abbot wrapping these muppets up like the proverbial U Kipper 🤣
Thanks MJ. Love these!
This show s hilarious! Well done Nick for drawing out our natural comedians. Wow.
Looking forward to Brian talking about the fishing now.... lol
When people say "all lives matter" are they implying that only things with lives matter?
Mmmm. Mackerel is a wonderful fish, so easy to fillet and to cook and tasty.
Always makes my day when I see a new one of these appear in my feed
having worked with someone who believed the Referendum was a vote against British television companies showing the Euro football tournament or not - none of this surprises me.
To Nick, I have to pick you up on your comments about boiling water. It is correct that halving the wattage of a kettle will double (or more) the time to boil a specific quantity of water, this is basic physics. The issue is people over filling kettles which wastes energy and reducing wattages will not help in reducing energy consumption if they are still over filling them. Regarding vacuum cleaners, wattage is not a good measure of efficiency, it's the volume of air moved, the level of vacuum in mmHg and the ability to clean etc. It would be possible that a higher wattage was more efficient than a lower, taking less in terms of Kwh to clean a certain area, but not nescesarily either way. Much as I supported EU membership, they do have some simplistic measures for insitgaing regulation.
Simplistic maybe, but at least they were trying to curtail peoples over consumption of everything they get their hands on. You seem to be quite clued up on energy consumption, maybe you could e-mail Brussels with your data because I'm sure they never spoke to any scientists and made these rules up in some back room.
I completely agree with your kettle argument. Overfilling the kettle is the main reason for wasted energy not wattage. Heating 1l of water takes the same (minimum) amount of energy whatever the wattage of the heating element.
every time brian from stockton on tees popped up it got progressively funnier, its like a stewart lee bit
Love these!
Come the revolution.................. look out Brian!
His Fisher people's will be better off with brexit aged well didn't it lol
Brian, mate how is fishing doing after Brexshit? Asking for a friend.
Yes! Thanks MJ 👍
For the silly fish lady. Just had a look on Waitrose website - Sea Bream from the Mediterranean. Obviously not a happy British fish!!
😆
And it's these type of people that put the Tories into power.
Nick is the most patient person on the planet Earth:) What is so wrong with british education?
Gig economy fodder.
55 mins; 'the NHS may get slammed because emigrant workers are bringing their families'. Wow! 🤣🙃
Best comedy in 2021
That Margaret is the prime example of people that didn't pay attention when Edward Heath explained what the UK signed up to on joining the EEC. While the founding nations joined into an economic project for political reasons, the UK joined a political project for economical reasons.
These people can hardly string two sentences together or speak properly or enunciate correctly. 🙄 it’s frightening
31:16 Fantastic reference! I lolled!
Sue at about 12:00-14:00 is actually lovely tbh, she's not on top of her facts but she at least takes the humour and responds with humour and good grace
Damn this is a good one
'A natural element of white racism in kids...' What is that bunghole dribbling about? Good on Nick.
Some Brits seems to be more drunk and incoherent then the average Dane. Sweden has issues but we have no Swexit to worry about though. Bringing out the 🍿 and listening to this spectacle. Would be fun if the Scots decided to leave the UK.
Ah Sweden, the country that built a railroad just so they could ship timber to help the Germans build concentration camps so they could experiment on, butcher, torture little children, defenceless women and men, ah Sweden!
@@jasonkingshott2971 thanks for proving my point. Already drunk?
@@marcuswivallius4363 Drunk?..what a very juvenile thing to say.
How rude.
@@jacobjacobsen2798 What, quoting history or calling someone "rude"?
Where has Brian gone ?.........its been two years since he last entertained us.
.... As a bonus!.. (Ding!)..
"The young'uns, they don't know what's good for them. Just because they grew up with and know how to use the internet doesn't mean they know better than me who got a link from Facebook."
What can you do with these people?
Well there're some options which come to mind but sadly none of them are what society considers as "good" or "ethical". The mildest thing i can think of is: take their right to vote.
Soylent Green springs to mind.................
Bream is a fish from Atlantic waters. I don't know where else it may be, but I grew up eating it on the East Coast of the US but the whole bream conversation with Jennifer is hilarious.
vaping fish!!! :-))))))))))))))))))))))))
A 1500W kettle will take twice as long as a 3000W to boil so hopefully the feckless wasteful people who fill the entire kettle up for one cup will think about how much they put in. My 1500W Shark hoover manages to suck the floor boards up much better than anything else I've ever used. It's because it's designed properly instead of just coming with an enormous inefficient motor.
There’s no Cod worth catching in UK sea territories!
Let’s take our country back …………it’s about 250 years atm !
39mins or so ... 'Brian, how can someone who can walk upright (LOLOLOL) hold those two views at the same time ?. Classic.
You sure he can do that. Also... that's something a chimpanzee can do as well, so... not a very high bar to overcome.
Well fishing is going swimmingly
Great editing ! .
Thanks 👍
This is hilarious. That guy at the start couldn't be any more boomer
55:33 Luke actually made sense with his school lunch conversation. I don’t agree with his conclusion (guessing he is against it) but the “facts” seem to make sense. A kid in need SHOULD be support further than just food to fit in with the other kids and not being bullied for “being poor”.
Be it the school uniform or as said a school trip to France instead of being the “only” child that has to stay at home. That’s what is called “Creating equal opportunity”
'Oh that's true'.
Oh delightful. Cheers.
Towards the end of the show, a caller was disappointed that the European project went from being just a trading system to becoming more political, today in 2022 I wonder if Nick Abbot could now tell her a bit more about the subject, for instance Ted Heath twice told Parliament and three times told industry bosses the vision from the European Parliament was for closer ties between all the members in the future , he even put it in the leaflet he sent to every voter in the country,
No wonder those working class kids are hungry all the time what with all that skiing in France. 😂
I wonder if Nick will ever allow Brian back on his show. Their interactions in gold. Brian's love of Farage and Trump provided Nick fresh meat every week and he lapped it up although sometimes I was wondering if his blood pressure was being monitored just in case!
How do people not realise they are making idiots of themselves?
I liked when Alexandra from Leamington thought that David Cameron looked like a Prime Minister but Boris doesn't, he's a mess, not Prime Ministerial. Lol 😂
Those two are like pot and kettle!
So if the current school lunch system gives them right to other services, and gives the school more money - and that’s an issue - they do realise it’s possible to change the system and separate the different issues, so it’s easier to get school lunch, and takes slightly more to get other services....
Can he not ban that Brian guy? At first he was amusing, now it's just boring.
C**t could bore for Britain.
"I am not a loony! Why should I be tarred with the epithet 'loony' for believing that something was taken away which was here the whole time, and that voting for a bunch of loonies would be the way to get it back?"
Love the Mr Praline "Fish Licence" reference.
Even if they're all called Eric. Nothing wrong with that. Mustafa Kemal Attatürk had an entire menagerie called Abdul.
Nick is wrong about the wine. There is perfectly good wine in Spain for 4 euros.
Every video has to start with Brian........it's a must
I think Brian is a fish.
Don’t insult fish!!😂😂
@@malcolmwilkinson4449 You’re right. I do apologize. 🐟🐠🐡🦈
Oh naw, It’s Ken the madman from ‘Westminster’.
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I actually liked Sue , good sense of humour