BMW E46 330d Startup Smoke? PCV Replacement / M57 Crank Case Breather Replacement PCV / CCV Vortex

How to stop smoke on startup BMW M57/M47 engines.
Also same/similar on other bmw diesels:
M47 M57 E90 E91 E92 E93 E60 E46 X5 Range Rover E53 E61 E39 E83 E65 E66 E63 E64 E70 E71 E38 MG Freelander etc,.. loads of cars.
This has actually worked and stopped the smoke at first start on warm days, and about half of the smoke at first start on cold days.

[@tomthompson7400]

Belting tune
Yes , Big Breaths are the answer ,,, I love big breaths
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I type with a lisp.

[@StupidBlokeStupidVideos]

I thought it was a fitting intro to such a video

[@quintinredgard]

Take off and clean the intake manifold delete swirl flaps blank off EGR valve problem solved.

[@StupidBlokeStupidVideos]

All that stuff is already done. I think my glow plug relay is shagged though

[@anderopilt5102]

Hey, is car throwing consistant white smoke with this problem or does it happen only on startup and goes away? my car blows thick white smoke maybe once in 20-30 startups, goes away in like 15-20seconds and it also leaks oil, could it still be the same thing?

[@StupidBlokeStupidVideos]

Usually the smoke is blue from this, but it’s probably worth changing it to rule it out as it’s a cheap part and easy to fit. Does the car run smoothly?

[@TheEriuxasGaming]

could my car leak oil because of this breather?

[@StupidBlokeStupidVideos]

Potentially

[@bettyourcampervan]

Another brilliant video.........shame about the subject car 😂😂

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Thanks G. C1 is out of MOT now, it might the the end of the road for the shitter 😔

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@@StupidBlokeStupidVideos oh no! Am sure you will do something else 🤣🤣 you are multi talented 👍👍

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