mike begging ximena to sleep with him.. (90 day fiance cringe moments)
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- čas přidán 14. 03. 2022
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the fact that he learned to say “sleep with me” and use the translator for everything else
aaa ikr!! hes such a freaking creep
Exactly just ew
FRRR 😭
I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT TOO!! seriously wtf!!
LMFAOOOO
That smile after he says he got lucky is haunting
Deeply haunting
Yup 🥴
Ikr
Haunting lmao 💀
Her face says it all
The FACT that he made sure he knew how to say that in Spanish to her kills me🤣🤮
a man gotta get it somehow
Her: "I'm still pooping :("
Him: "Good job ❤️"
Goals.
Only real relationship material I've seen on this entire show 🤣🤣
Who are they?
LMAO I think it’s a bit weird unless she got shitting problemz like constipation😂
I've been single for 10 years and I STILL cannot imagine being THAT desperate lol.
LMFAOOO SAME It’s been a decade for me as well and let me tell you I could NEVER
eeeeeeeeeyyyy decade club lets goooooooooo!!!
we are sad :(
@@ciri151 don't be sad, anyone could have someone if you lower your standards, I just had to ghost someone and being single feels like such a wonderful relief
@@ms.doomer5623 man as bad as it is, ghosting a creep feels so good for some reason! 😅😂
@@ciri151 Naww I like to view it as you knowing your worth and not settling for anything less than what you deserve. Seen too many marriages crash and burn because of desperation and living by a timeline
the way mike called ximena a tiger im done-
It was ick & sad
i had to pause the video 😭
It's not on this video but she said he was an owl because he's always staring lmao
@@Sabrina-sc1db 😂😂
@@Sabrina-sc1db 🤣🤣🤣
Nothings worse than being totally disgusted by someone and sleeping with them… so uncomfortable
Nothing worse than fake love , abusing emotions , instincts and sensitivity to gain visum and wealth It's what she has chosen.
Poor guy.
Honestly 😢😢
Then why do it? Why be with them? Lie, using them…. She chose to be with him let’s not forget
Why be with a man who literally disgust you? She’s a user and nobody but other women who use people feel bad for her lol
Thots and prayers 🙏 🤲
I feel so bad for Ximena. Being worn down over and over and over again for sex feels so hopeless and degrading. Mike is so fucking scary
Dont feel bad, shes doing it for the papers, she knew what she was getting herself into. She could have said no but preffered to sacrifice her body to be a resident
Wtf she wants this
Calling this women who clearly doesn't want this man but got into a relationship with him for papers lol a relationship means sex smh
I don’t feel bad for her, she’s not shy to ask him for money
She's literally a leech for his money but you feel bad that she feels like she's entitled to not have sex with him while being IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM? Yeah, HOW DARE HE require sex in a relationship, when all she had to do was sexually please him and do her part. It wouldn't hurt her neither, because I guarantee she's got nothing to lose because she's already done it ten fold. This is why our society is a failure. People like you who always victimize the women, when clearly she's the offender here.
Ximena is using him, that we all know. But there was something in Mikes eyes when he begged for jiggy jiggy that sent a shiver up my spine. I can't explain it but the guy literally gives me the creeps
he is just buying sex and 'girlfriend experience' from someone who is poor. that's always creepy. ximena is working in a job she doesn't like. I'm an escort myself, but when women are poor and desperate they work with gross men like this for the money.
@@trishna_6815 exactly! People act like mike is so innocent like no he is trying to buy her
Mike played himself
his whole face does that
Mike is like the new Ed.
Ximena always looks disgusted by him. Can't blame her! Lmao, this was the best.
Women hate it when men that they find hideous or creepy remind them that they too have sex drives just like Chad does.
@@shahidabdoullakhanzorovr1564 it was just awkward :(
@@shahidabdoullakhanzorovr1564 right but why is she with him🤢
@@tariumm Because no one tells them the American dream is fake
@@shahidabdoullakhanzorovr1564 Women should never feel safe around you, with that mindset only God knows what you've done.
Dude the editing in this is golden, had me dying with the panamaniam girl.
I can feel her disgust thru the screen 😭💀
Mike really disgusted me that episode in the first scene. Any sympathy I had for him was gone. So gross and repulsive.
If she's using him for money, he's using her for sex and is fully aware that he's using his money as leverage. He's not a victim.
i swear hes literally just asking to sleep in the same bed
@@yuripiIIed that’s how I took it.. after seeing every episode up to the most reason one, he’s been kicked out of her bed for a while with her saying she has to sleep with her kids (aka she just doesn’t like him.) I think her having s*x with him was just a “plz don’t stop the money from coming in,” but I think he literally just wanted to sleep in the same bedroom as the woman he had traveled all those miles to be with.
@@soullessgoddesss yes! mike is not the type of person to beg someone for that
Their relationship was always transactional but it was a little more nuanced in the beginning. She wasn’t a con artist who had no intention of integrating him into her family. She sincerely tried making sure he would get on with her little sons. Her intention was to be a wife to him, not just simply use him for money.
But yes, the deal was he had to provide for her, just like her role was to be attractive and give him sex. Nothing wrong with it. They both get something.
Then people told him he shouldn’t trust her and instead of telling them they had the wrong idea, he listened to them and breached his part of the deal while expecting her to keep hers. That was messed up. Meanwhile everyone thinks she is the bad guy.
@@chanellee9762 How, exactly did he breach his side of the deal? He kept supporting her, he was still willing to marry her, afaik he went back to Colombia because she was already getting colder.
Im glad you covered this, no one has mentioned it. Him leveraging sex at that moment was a straight predator move. It literally gave me the hebee geebees!
I mean as much as you hate that fart sausage he is paying for her livelihood
he was actually talking about literally sleeping in the same bed, since Ximena a made him sleep in another room for watching her sleep lol
Well, she's only in it for the money, he's only in it for the sex, both are wrong
@@godpuppy2781 I can’t remember if he specifies it in the episode but that’s how I understood it as well
@@godpuppy2781 LOL! The same man who was her "customer" was just wanting to cuddle? 🤣🤣Y'all stoopit funny.
your sound effects are immaculate
3:46 "good job"
The amount of cringe and sadness is overwhelming. Still, it's impossible not to also hate Mike for being such a socially inept man who is desperately looking for one thing while being completely unphased at the barrage of insults coming from Ximena. The guy looks like he could snap any minute.
"I took a ride on his disco stick"
I CANT 😭
😂 😂 😂
AHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG
It's a Lady Gaga song no ? Lol
@@astridcreemers5132 yeah it's LoveGame
Let's have some fun this beat is sick
Urgh, Mike's creepy stare- 😰😅
Omg I remember your videos from years ago!!! :D
The didn’t include how she called him an owl afterwards because of that😭😭
literally had to get up and walk around my room the secondhand embarassment was too much
Everything is creepy
You would know alot about creepy stares lmfaoo😂😂😂
Shoutout to anime watchers😭
the editing in this video made my night lol.
Thank you!
whenever I feel low in this life, I come to this video, the sheer confidence I get is unimaginable!
HIM SAYING GOOD JOB TO HER POOPING WAS KINDA WHOLESOME THO😭🤣
Yeah that was cute lol 💩
😂😂😂😂
Like she was 2 😂😂😂
I mean, it must be nice to have someone who reckon even your smallest effort in life 🥺
@@chewsday5760 LMAO
That "I want my sex tonight" had me cackling violently.
No seriously i was not expecting that
That's the first thing I thought of when I watched this. Mohammed yelling that phrase 😂
LMAOOO 😂😂
Mikes stare still haunts me, everytime i close my eyes i see it
I appreciate your service by wading through this and bringing the people these edits lmao
ngl i kinda felt bad that jasmine didn't get a gift from gino. considering the gift she gave him she probably wasn't even expecting anything huge and would've been more than happy with a thoughtful gift. smh gino
Jasmine’s gift cost two dollars I bet
@@SanketKulkarni10 I mean, it's not the cost that matters... I thought her gift was cute and undeniably had a bit of thought and planning behind it, all Gino had to do was learn about her likes and get her something similar. 💁🏻♀️ My guy legit thought her country didn't have electric toothbrushes, did he even pay any attention to anything she said aside from her nudes? 😂
@@berilo.8044 hahaha 😂 what thought? It doesn’t take rocket science to come up with a decent gift. If thoughts count why wasn’t she happy with her toothbrush gift? Why did Jasmine demand a $2500 trip as a GIFT, yet gave him silly $2 shirts? 😂 please leave that phrase in 2012 where it belongs.
She might have been fine with a cheaper, 'thoughtful' gift, but I don't think Gino's capable of that. This is the guy that thought she'd be happy with a new toothbrush. LOL
He got her a toothbrush best gift ever 🤣
"I'm still pooping"
"Good job"
😂😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I laughed so hard
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😤😤😤
This video has cracked me UP!!! I was feelin’ down today, this had me cryin…the animation and sound effects tho 😂💀
😂😂😂😂😂
The edits are KRAZZZYYYYY HILARIOUS 😂
3:38
the part where she went to the toilet😂"good job" I DIED
lmao it was cute hahaha
@@misslilmeliss it was cute but so cringe 🤣
That scene should be erased from tlc. It’s gross. Not cute not cringe not funny. Just gross and unnecessary.
What is that couples called and what is theseason
I actually like them two.
THE LAZORS AND THE DEMON LAUGH GOT ME EVERY TIME 😭😭😭😭😭
😭 my abs hurt from laughing
YESSS
😭😭🤚
Thanks so much. Had to watch it twice 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for this video!!! I needed this laugh!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Asking until they say yes is called coercion😐 dudes fucking creepy.
Yeah it looked like she was hesitating to do the dirty with Mike and if you’re hesitating it’s not a simple yes it means she didn’t consent so don’t do it with Mike
Can't remember the name of the older lady that "wants her sex", but she's doing pretty much the same. Man, I really feel bad for those people, like how broke you must be to endure that constant coercion and go trough the whole thing.
1:55 happens to man as well...
Also a dude giving a girl everything in return for nothing from a female is a stoopid thing to think that will happen. You do know that all these dudes on this show are giving these girls everything right??
My heart breaks for people who are worn down into compliance or feel they *have* to be intimate with someone who they don’t want to. That happens to men, women and everyone in between. Makes you feel really dirty.
Sigh. Its so sad
It’s abusive
Poverty
Oh boo hoo then dont do it
@@christinasavannah7992 I don’t know why but you just made me chocke on my water and yeah I know that’s not how u spell it but wouldn’t it be funny if I really didn’t know how to spell choke? anyways have a good day m8
This is the best 90 Day compilation i've watched so far 😂 all my faves lol
1:05 The fuxking edits here are killing me. This channel is amazing and makes these shows even more hilarious than they already were.
Jasmine is pure chaos and I love every minute of it
her face and hand movements when she said $2500 killed me. lmao she is ruthless.
The fact that she took him back after the nudes is just absolute chaos too. She’s insane and I love it.
I love it so much
No
Jasmine is beautiful, but she definitely got that crazy look 😂
Bursting out laughing on all of these scenes… the editing was so on point. I wish the show was edited like this all the time 😂😭😂
Your beauty literally gives me C.Hills.. 🥶😍🙌🏼 xx
These edits are IMMACULATE
4:12 please call for help 😂😂😂
im always astonished at men's ability to completely miss or just ignore VERY CLEAR social cues and body language. you didnt see the STRESS on her face when you asked for sex?
Congrats you just realized that most men don't give a damn about consent 😂
@@Arithekiller And that there alone can cause problems for them! IJS
Ikr? I used to think only men did this then kimballlly, danielle, nicole. Just ick 🤮
@@theblaqkhaleesi9559 I agree! I was so embarrassed watching her. Her son has to be mortified.
They don't care. You can tell them no and they still dont hear it.
I honestly have been having such a bad day, but this made me laugh so hard haha. So, thank you.
I hope you’re okay, I hope your day improves💓💓💓💓
i hope it gets better ^^
Have an amazing day today!! 🤸
So lovely to see people reach out. Hope you're okay and you're feeling a bit better
I’ve been crying over my organic chemistry exam and this too had me crying 😆
These edits have me done for the day 😂💀
Amazing edit lol loved it!
This style of editing brings out so much realism, its beyond hilarious. The thing is, every effect accurately portrays how I would feel and THINK.
Same as that old woman trying to get the young guy to sleep with her. Pathetic and exploitative.
There’s so much cringe in this season but your edits make this hilarious this is what went through my head as I watch the episodes and every time that Memphis blinks I hear that sound she blinks so much and she makes the strangest faces. I swear TLC does it to her to look really weird though the poor woman
What episode and season is this plssss
Yes pls which season is thsi
@@skinnygeckoo__4581 it's season 5
@@nonavika9378 Thank you
@@nonavika9378 u know what episode is?
Omg the edit is fire 😭Had me wheeezzzing😂
she experienced the 7 stages of grief when hugging mike omds.
Dude the way hamza moves her hair out of her face, dude seems so sweet. I really hope the best for them out of all the other couples I’ve seen on this season
I know, I notified that too
She needs a new wig
@@buddysmom9494 that’s just mean lmao
I'd unlife for a man like hamza
it didnt :(
The evil laugh from Jasmine had me😂😂😂😂😂💀
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I love the Editing 👍
Bruh if someone asked that it’s an instant no 😂
Right! Beggin is not sexy 😫
@@lijo4518 unless you are the one that is being asked. Wonder why if you ask, that’s a turnoff while if you are the that is being asked, that’s okay. Someone has to ask in order for it to happen.
@@daterssynonymous4990 yeah i think its fine to ask as long as you don't beg
He looks EXACTLY like Elmer Fudd. I can't get over it.
Oh yeaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg that's it!! I knew I'd seen him somewhere before 😁
Yesssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I used to say Elmo,but it's Elmer 100%.
i am HOLLERING
I think Elmer Fudd looked a little bit better. lol
The editing on this is hilarious 😂
Didn’t think this was gonna be good but I was cracking up the whole time 😂🤣💀
He really needs to leave her...and get some self-esteem as well.
Or maybe just go for a single lady his age and on his same level of attractiveness. He got exactly what he deserved for trying to buy young hot 😸.
SHE needs to leave him and find another man cuz this guy is R#cist af
I agree, but he also put himself in this situation. He met her on a cam girl site and offered to pay her expenses to be exclusive with him to a degree. She even outted him on social media about it recently. If you want to pay for someone to give you love/affection/attention it shows a big issue with self esteem, I just can't feel bad for someone who would realize these red flags and still put himself in such a situation just hoping he will eventually buy her love and things will change.
He’s just a horrible irritating little goblin and he should stay away from women
She needs to leave him she can do soo much better
Watching people like this always gives me hope that it's not too late for me
Stop being in such a rush my guy. Calm down, there is literally billions of girls in this world and stop flexing for girls and showing them you are a weak and submissive man, learn to tell women no and stop it and back the hell up when they need to hear it, man up
The edits are gold!!😂😂
The edit on jasmine is EVERYTHING, I’m screaming
I don't think Mike understands that "getting lucky" happens *without* cash payments by very definition. No way in hell she'd even TALK to him without some cashflow.
He just wants her love, not even the sexual. She’s so mean to him.
@@jjrock2100 wanting her love and being able to control her emotionally, financially and sexually aren’t the same thing hun
@@Yah82 from my understanding he was just asking to sleep with her, not have sex with her.
@@jjrock2100 at various points in the show, there were moments where she did not like his smell, when he was kissing him, when she was going through his laundry and smelled it, etc. They had sex before, and I could understand why she wouldnt wanna sleep with him
@@Yah82he’s not, she’s a immigrant using HIM for papers money etc, all he wants is her love, a big part of a healthy relationship is making love…. If she don’t wanna satisfy his needs leave and quit using him… I forgot common sense isn’t common with y’all 😂🤡
"im still pooping" "goodjob" LMAO
the goodjob made me cackle
Omg your recaps are the best! These idiots are so entertaining 🤣
Your compilations have me laughing out loud. Great skills! ☺️
“GOOD BOY” “OBEDIENT” lmaooo this shit toooooo damn funny 🤣🤣
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the girl behind the camera laughing when she said it was “normal, nothing out of this world” LMAOO
hahah😂😂😂😂😂😂 this was super satisfying. lmaooooooooo the sound effects. perfect!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
GREAT EDITING
I feel bad for Xiemena I would not put up with him
Why? There was a reason for her action. She needs the money right? To me, it is a transaction. She get money. He get lucky and thinking he have a woman’s love. She can leave anytime. The moment he want to breakup, she give it to him. No one is innocent here.
I don't feel bad for her at all. She's more than happy to let Mike support her even though she doesn't like him. What's even worse is she's dragging two kids into this mess.
Me too YUCK
@@annat6249 he’s not really keeping his side tho. She’s asked him that she wants boobs (I’m assuming for only fans?) allegedly he asked her to quit her camming job where they met, she’s slept with him every time he wanted the first trip but he didn’t pay for her boobs, so In her eyes he isn’t doing his part.
@@annat6249 cuz Mike is nasty af.
"Guess who got lucky"? Bruh if you're saying that when you're already in a relationship, I'd rethink that relationship..
He's mentally 12 and physically repulsive.
The editing is heaven 😂
His inability to read her face is remarkable
I could watch this video over & over, your edits are hilarious & make this show bare able. 🤣
Samz!!! Girl, your channel has to be rippin!!
I did watch it over & over!
Yes but this channel is cheap for recycling clips so much
Not even 10 seconds in and I’m cracking up 😭💀
These edits are 10/10 !!
Dope edits man 😂😂😂
I don't care what anyone says. I want the kind of support Hazma gives Memphis when she's still pooping
Oh gosh this reminds me of when I was single. I had guys messaging me and being so forward as to asking to sleep with me. Like damn no respect at all. I was talking to old classmates who I thought were nice to me because it's their nature but they admitted in treating me that way to try to sleep with me. You got to be careful and keep your guard up, some people's intentions are not always as they seem.
LMAO scumbags, if anyone treats anyone like this we should try to shame them a bit let them know it's not right.
Wouldn’t you rather have someone who was straight up forward about it rather than someone who pretends to like you just to try to get in your pants, though?
@@Origami84 it's clear you've never had and never will have any sort of meaningful relationship. very sad. stay strong lol
@@veronica-hr2mf My original comment was deleted. What, did you go cry at big daddy youtube? That is actually sad.
Anyway, i had my love stories. They worked, mostly because i took care of remembering they were women and their needs were different from mine. I don't exactly spend hours with my friends complimenting them or keeping up to date with their own separated friends; i did plenty with my exes.
Also, those stories failed in the end because they were terrible house keeper, and after a while i was tired of doing most of everything and not even getting a clean house in return.
@@Origami84 no i didn't really care enough, but it looks like a lot of other people thought your comment was dumb too. also, sell your novel somewhere else
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I am dead!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When the girl told her boyfriend she had to poop, I couldn't stop it to laugh !!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best video ever !!👍👍👍👍👍👍
Yo the editing with the demonic voices is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
2:22 she scares me
She a creep
I love how she’s just so dead-faced 😂
I would be too if I'd gotten myself into that mess. lol
The Editing alone is worth the Sub.
These edits were the best
3:50 "good job" 😭😭
The evil Jazmine laugh is the best 😂😂
The way I had to hold my laughter in at my desk this morning. 😭😭😭
I love the edit lmao
"Baby?"
"I'm still pooping"
"Good joob"
Now that's support
2:12 this was the funniest to me lmao she litersaid “good boy” “obedient” 😂
Either hes the biggest beta male in the world or she giving up sex to him , because hes still sticking around after this girl is a major red flag
The screaming is taking me out 😂😂😂😂
Omg the edits are hilarious
The ball wash push GOT MEEEE 😂😂😂
And the editing on Jasmine and Gino were so fucking funny, the red and lasers and the EYES were SO GREAT😭😂
The sound effects are sending me 💀
sick edit
3:24 BAHHAHA THIS PART KILLED ME 😭😭
“I’m not worthy as they were”? This edit is everything!! Omg I can’t stop laughing!!
I am a 31 year old woman, but no matter how many times I hear the sound effect at 3:48, I die laughing. 😂😂😂
girl it's okay me too
Yeah we childish 🤣🤣🤣
Omg these edits got me rollinggggggggg
Edit on point😂
🤣 the sound effects you put are what I hear in my head when watching the episodes. Thank you for all the laughs