90 day fiancé moments that make me GLAD i'm SINGLE (part 2)
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- 90 day fiancé moments that make me GLAD i'm SINGLE (part 2)
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Mike farting and having shit on his shoe, begging for sex and ben asking mahogany why does she love him after 5 minutes was the worst, I need therapy
so disgusting
Wait did he actually fart ? It sounded fake to me... 💀💀💀
@@amande2126 sadly it was very real and disgusting:(
Or do you watch it and realize you're not as bad as you thought
@karlanizhoni he actually farted fr...?😧😧
Mike running away in the streets after being dumped is bringing back vibes of Paul running into the forest after he spilled his own tea.
Omg, that comment made me laugh so hard because Paul was such a weirdo in before the 90 days lol.
What? I need to find this somehow!😂
@@chronicallydisguised czcams.com/video/df4SZuw2-HU/video.html
Yessss....😄😄😄
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TLC tried to frame Ximena as being crazy when she was disgusted by Mike's "bodily functions" when the dude was just obnoxiously gross.
I wouldn't call her crazy. She is an absolute scumbag in many ways, but that wasn't one of them.
If I were her, I would be extremely turned off too, especially cause he thinks that shit was cute/funny.. he’s lucky she even dated him the way he’s looking
No they didn't, she came across as a user, she's definitely a user. She tried to fall in love with her trick, broke rule #1.
@@jasminehouston-burns1691 we found the loser y’all.
@@jasminehouston-burns1691 Wtf
Ximena being unbothered while mike was telling her what she would "miss out on" is so funny LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
Nothing more romantic than being serenaded with a song he wrote about another woman.
I so was like say it isn’t so 😂
And not hitting a single note
🤣🤣🤣
And all his songs suck ass. Idk how he got fans
😂😂😂
“you dont want me as an ex”
had me laughin but scared for a bit
I was so dead 😭😭😂😂😂
@@beccawaters9951 he will be too if he breaks up with her 💀
He shit his pants when she said that 🤣
@@mcfcok1800 lmaooo
BROOO I GOT 1K, THIS IS FIRST TIME IVE HAD TWO COMMENTS ON ONE VID HAVE OVER 1K OR WELLL EVEN 1K+ AT ALL
I don’t like Ximena AT ALL, but mad respect to her for dropping his ass & giving everything back
The only people I feel bad for are Ximena's children.
They got back together 🥴🥴
@@isaidcokenotpepsi1841 and broke up again... she's with someone else now lol.
@@isaidcokenotpepsi1841 It’s all for show and shock value. They’ll break up and then get back together. Which I’m not mad at easy way to get the bag.
cuz she knew he is full of empty threats.
I love Ximena. Tearing this colonizer incel down. She’s direct and knows when it’s over, knows what she wants. Love it.
Wait, why is he a colonizer? I haven't watched much of the season
Ximena is the boss!
He is such a loser. Not only a clow, the whole circus.
But what do you mean by colonizer?
I am not from the Americas so I am not familiar with your culture.
Isn't Ximena a latina? Like, the descendent of the people that originally colonized those lands taking it from the native people living there?
she was willing to kiss and f that disgusting nasty perv for money..and kept taking him back....shes pathetic herself..they make a perfect match..sex worked dating the client...
@@woofawoof7616 Cause he's white
@@chickentendie146 that's stupid
"Everything I paid for I'm taking it back"
*ximena gives back the rings*
Mike: *surprised pikachu face*
Especially since he claims she was just using him for money, which, if she had said “Oh wait no I want to keep the stuff so let’s stay together”, would just mean that he is perfectly alright with it.
Nah frfr she really don’t gaf about that. Even if she was in it for money, she wasn’t after she couldn’t stand him being obscenely disgusting. Plus he’s like “I pay half the rent!” So she says “okay don’t.” Then he uses that as an excuse to stay in her life lmao a pathetic weirdo bro I hope he was playing a character. People like that just strange I can’t fwi.
“You met me while I was working” OH MY GOD that was amazing. She is an icon and she’s always going to be fine
Mike is a classic manipulator. Buying her stuff as a way to keep guilting her into a relationship with him. And when she happily said to take it all back, he then refused to leave like a stubborn toddler throwing a tantrum, because she didn't react the way he wanted her to.
Mike casually throwing everything he paid for at Ximenas face while trying to buy her affection at the same time
Mike: I pay the rent in this house. I want everything I bought back 😡
Also Mike: I can continue paying rent to support you ☺
Narcissist love doing that! There's ALWAYS strings attached to everything they do.
Pathetic
Because he knows he has nothing to offer her except money 💀
@@murasakino101 dated someone like him. Its a nightmare, can't take no. And when he sees he can't buy your affection he starts to throw everything he brought and your past at you
This show is like a car accident. You don’t want to watch because you know it’s bad and yet you end up watching anyway 😭😭
Damn 🤣 the most accurate coment about this show, u nailed girl 👏🏼
PLSSSS IM DEAD
how did you manage to describe everything perfectly😭
You’re 100% on point
Beautifully said! 💀 🤣 ✅
"She looks different than the pictures" says the guy facing the gorgeous woman who looks more like her pictures than a lot of people in this show did on their story...
She does look darker tho
@@zandikhetwayo7444 filters
@@zandikhetwayo7444 its almost like tanning is a thing. guess she should’ve never stepped outside into sunlight
imagine thinking someone looks more like their pictures than someone else justifies it lol
@@trizzlehizzle9068 wtf are you talking ab bruh😭😭
I love how Mike says he wants to take everything he paid for as a threat and a way to try to get Ximena to change her mind, but when she says he can take it all he runs away. He’s so manipulative and uses the fact that he helps her out financially to control her and get what he wants.
No, I would say it wasn't nice ... but I think he said it out of anger ... if he had been a cold and calculating man or a manipulator he would not have gotten along with Ximena, but he would have taken a weaker one person. Ximena is not a weak woman, she is never a victim
She is my favorite on here
Like "aight take it all and take it fast"
I have to watch this show every day to not feel bad about being single
Saaame
me too
Me too ✋ single no children but l feel on top of the world seeing this show 🤣🤣🤣🤣 know am safe sound in my life both at work and home .i've God to thank 😊 for it
Same!
Bro, it’s so much better to not have to worry about someone else 💯 turn that frown upside down 🙃❤️
When a guy resorts to mocking your way of living before meeting him, just leave sis, you REALLY dont need that manipulative f*ck around. I love how she just didnt care, she genuinely didnt care
I love how all of the women in the comments ignoring how shitty ximema treated Mike before there arguments
@@dinglehopper8414 Their relationship was transactional, Mike knew and then just chose to ignore that to play the victim. It was him who told her to quit her job so he would provide for her lol
@@judithcalleja4308 you obviously didn't comprehend my point that she treated him just as shitty lol. She's shallow and he's delusional and manipulative sounds like a match to me but as I said most women will ignore how she acts and treats him bad as well.
@@dinglehopper8414 i love how you're so offended in the comments about a fellow man-child whining that he doesn't get his way.
@@yasiem6245 No I'm annoyed and clearly stated they're both shitty and immature. Maybe try paying attention when you read
Ximena is my fave. I’ve been waiting for someone like that to come along. Mike tried so hard to manipulate her and buy her and she was like no mas 🙅🏻♀️
Him shaming her for doing adult work but meeting her on the website 🤣 🤡
Men like this are the worst. 🤦🏽♀️
He's a fucking clown man... (And he looks like one too).
When did he shame her?
He met her showing her twot in a cold, small, pastel room in Columbia for tips, calling every man "baby", and thought he finally met the one lol
@@dinglehopper8414 did you watch the video or are you that clueless
Ximena saying ‘why do I find all the crazies’ then being so levelheaded after rejecting Mike tells me she put in a clear effort to maintain her love for him in real life
She most likely never loved him if she was just taking his money.
I've never seen anyone get rejected so many times and keep coming back for more. What a weirdo. This applies to Mike or Ben.
It definitely applies to both: Mike and Ben!! Duh!!
Or Kimberly
@@chickenluna3983 yes lol kimballly. An older female version.
And. Mike AND Ben. Don't be nice about it 😂😂😂😂😂
They can't take no for an answer. You just gotta know when to walk away.
Mike makes Big Ed seem not as creepy somehow
He throws his money and what “he does for her” in her face way more then Ed. There is an extra level of nasty “i own you” entitled attitude towards women. Thats what it is
when he facetimed her at the end like “i want us to get a house in columbia and in ny! let’s get married september 1st👹” … terrifying
yes, i loved it when ximena said that the best thing that could have happened to her are her children
Idk big Ed is still plenty creepy. Listen to the og convos with rose (about her breath, shaving her legs, etc) and he will shoot right back to the top of the list of biggest creeps
Honestly they're different kinds of creeps but they're both same level creepy lol
The law and order svu music sent me 4:53 😂😭
1:32 "no me siga, no me siga" and he still chasing her, I choked laughing 😭😭
Jasmine’s face when Gino asked if she wanted to get her lashes done was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂
I replayed that part she was disgusted 😆
@@shakeeranoel4320 absolutely disgusted 😂😂😂😂
The up down look 🤣 Priceless
@@jupitershanty seriously 👌🏽😂
I love her😂🤣
“You’re cold and calculated” also “I pay the rent so I’m not leaving” and says he will take everything so she won’t break up with him
Mike has balls. How the hell can anyone have an attitude with a girl that has dated gangsters and hitmen. He should watch his back, I wouldnt be surprised if Ximena puts out a hit out on him. He's playing with fire, theres only so much a girl with her rep can take
That's abusive bh from a so called "nice guy".
Hence why ppl hate the "nice guy" bc they aren't really nice, they are the calculated one's who end up being manipulative or verbally and emotionally abusive.
@@jclyntoledo exactly
True Story: I had to take a break from this season because I was having nightmares about Gino and the insanity of these weird romances. It was 🤮
There’s something awful about not having opportunities and having to choose to be in these relationships as a way to escape bad life situations that made me sick to my stomach.
Yep. It's exploitation.
Damn
3:19 producer on demon timing
I don’t know how these people aren’t embarrassed watching this back, especially the clown who come back on the show like haven’t you had enough😂
@@anikejulien7273 most of them, but i’d say big ed has to be the biggest clown of them all lol
Usman had been on the show before
I suppose the paycheque is worth the embarrassment.
People will do anything for money lol
@@michellebonardo2095 nah fr
its when he said “you do realize that youre losing the best thing you could have ever had” that really threw me out the window to my death
Edit: HOLY SHIZ I GOT 988 LIKE TYSM
rip urgaedad
cause of death: defenestration 😳
@@californikaitlin indeed, goodbye world
I believe If I were her would have thrown Mike down the steps and stomped , then farted in his head.
@@mr_rn6549 good punishment ngl, future moms and dads out there cld use this
Your cause of death: Mike Being a Dickhead to Ximena.
They really did Jimena dirty in the tell all lmao she’s no saint but I don’t blame her for finding Mike obnoxious - he behaved like a child rather than a partner and I certainly wouldn’t want him as an example for my two sons lmfao
2:50 “I’m Chris Hansen” had my CRYING 😂😂
Petition to stop Mike from dating Ximena.
why its her choice to. she wants that nastiness for the money
#FreeXimena
#FreeXimena
petition to stop mike
From dating ANYONE he is disgusting
Ugh he really used his money as a reason to try to shame her into staying? What a pos
Mike: “I don’t know what I did wrong…”
Also Mike: 💨 💩🦠
2:10 MADE ME CRY LMFAOOOO
MIKE you can’t condemn her job if that’s how you met her you can’t put down a service you also SOUGHT OUT gross!!!!!!!! gross bad man!!!!! queen Ximena make your money girl
Lol just think, their relationship started with him being another guy jerkin it in her Webcam room for money, while she sat over there playing with herself in a language he couldn't even understand, and then the obsession began lol.
Thank you!!
Bunch of hypocrites
@@takamikeigo7985 it’s funny how they want slutty women but then same them for it. Like y’all created the market for it.
THAT WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT MISS MAAM
4:01 YES GIRL BOSS QUEEN RIGHT HERE
3:42 MAEEEEEE VARASS, "the best thing you ever had" 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 he is a whole circus
Man, i could see Mike being a serial killer or something the way he changed in that moment and instantly became abusive would be pretty scary
His whole nice guy persona was pretty believable until that moment
Mike is like 5'4 and 165 Pounds nothing scary about him
I seriously love ximena lmao she a real one😹
All I know is jamielane needs to let me slide in already on god
idolizing an objectively bad person is so weird
@@showtime1235 I didn’t say she’s my idol and mike was the bad. Person in my opinion
@@jamielanetompkins9600 it's time
Jasmine and Gino are by far my favourite couple they really are strangely compatible
I'm sorry but from the clips I've seen he looks so fucking scared of her😭😭
@@lunar_eclipse_444 yeah but he's got his own problems, and she turns out to be very self-reflective. I mean he sent his ex naked pictures of her without her knowledge! Jasmine at least is willing to admit that she has issues and is willing to try working on them, but Gino will deny and minimize everything.
They all know what the deal is
@@once.upon.a.time. She is not self reflective.
@@ashharkausar413 she is
5:23: “definitely not gonna be reaching out first”
🤨ok mike
Mike saying that she shouldn’t have broken up with him bc opportunities, and he pays for everything is so scary. Like he couldn’t even list things about his actual self as to why she should stay. Just the fact that he can pay her rent😭💀 everyone on this show needs to learn how to love themselves and respect people
The fact that he said “I wanna take everything back with me” but couldn’t even leave her? 😭
I couldn’t agree with you more! I’d rather be alone for the right reasons that with someone for the wrong ones! And remember guys and gals…being single is a choice. You could also choose to be with any one of a plethora of loser’s like the ones we’ve seen on the show, but you know you deserve better, and shouldn’t and won’t settle for less than that. ❤️
❤️✌️ Yes! Sometimes we want to stay away from all the BS.
CORRECT! VERY WELL SAID.🙃
100% and I look back when I was younger and I'm like why did I date these ppl?! Shit I must have really hated myself 😂😂😭😭
"you know, I want something I can get it myself"
YESSSS GIRL
💅
I don't know why the look on her face, and the "bruh" made me lose my shit😂😂😂 5:10
I just can't believe how pathetic Mike is. She wants you to leave, you leave. Stop paying the bills, do whatever...but just GOOOOOOOO
I once worked at a kindergarten and a 5-year old kid burped and giggled after it the same way Mike did. And listening to Ben type in his "My love..." text is like watching an episode of Bridgerton...
But with 'predator vibes', as he said himself 😂
exactly! the way he did it reminded me of toddler's!
Having bodily functions is one thing, but thinking it’s funny to be gross all the time and having literal sh!t on the bottom of your shoe is a WHOLE NOTHER BALL PARK💀
“i pay the rent in this house”
“well dont pay it anymore”
LMAOAAO
Lmao! “Hi, I’m Chris Hansen.” He would 100% end up on To Catch a Predator 💀
I acc died from laughter 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
LMAO
He has that kinda look tbh
Ben is a sick sick man! Get help! 30 year age difference!
🤔🤔🤔😡😡😡
@@captainlarrynosleepfishing5350 and has the nerve to call her immature 😂 really, b&tch?
The way you changed Jasmine's voice when she said "you don't want me as an ex trust me"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 0:35
Bro at 4:47 looks like a fish in spongebob
I'm picturing Mike hauling dining room chairs and a microwave into the airport. What a loser. 🤣🤣🤣
0:50 THE WOW LMFAO
I honestly have never watched every single episode of 90 days until this season. This cast is probably the biggest train wreck of a cast but by god I’m connected to them lmao. 😂 edit to add: with the exception of Hamza & Memphis. Hamza is really sweet.
He's an unemployed mommas boy who expects his mother to do everything for him. His younger sister is already independent while he still leeches off his mom in his late 20s lol. Dude is just as much a train wreck as everyone else on the show
My favourite are Hamza and Ximena. Too bad they ended up with weird people
Not at all, that felt like a Get Out movie scenario, she had no confidence and liked to be controlled by aggressive.
Mike literally refusing to leave Ximenas house like W H A T
Ximena is such a thug! She's like: "Look nasty, I don't need you, bye! Your manipulation tactics won't work on me" 🤣👌
The keyboard sounds when Ben was narrating his texts SENT ME 😂💀
The work you're doing for us singles I- I can't thank you enough 😭
The clown music when Mike ran away had me in tears
I love how Mike kept trying to one up Ximena and she just kept firing back until he broke lmao 😭
When Jasmine said she wanted to strangle Gino I was just like please do it girl
The time-lapse on Ben texting with his freaking readers on is *chef's kiss*
4:39 her face
1:12 PLEASEE SHE IS SO FUNNY he better not lose a diamond 😭😭
That *maury bit* just about killed me lol. Never seen Usman so happy!
I can’t get over Mahogany’s chopped up hair. What happened? Did she try to cut it herself during quarantine?
Its blonde at the tell all
Maybe she cut it because it was harder to take care of with a baby- or it's a wig.
thank you! I was like wtf? why is her hair different lengths
@@mr_rn6549 Mahogany doesn't have any children. Maybe you're thinking of Memphis?
Someone finally said it!
The producers knew exactly what they were doing with Kim and usman 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Mike is so absolutely creepy and is exactly why my mom always taught me to provide for myself. Never let anyone provide for you. Or else they'll feel you owe them something on return and that they own you.
Ben and Mike need to realize when they say I love you and the woman says nothing. Take the hint and don't say it 50 more times.
Mahogany is fully bilingual why is he doing this?? Also this editing is S tier haha
4:31 bro whats he complaining about, in real life shes still way out of his league
And also, no shit she doesn’t actually look like that in real life. She has on filters and makeup.
Ximena gotta be the best out here - like mike just- “ I Could’ve opened opportunities for you, I could’ve taught u English “ THIS IS WHY- AAAAAGHHH
at 2:00 miss ma’am knows what she doin😩💅✨
All your edits are funny but this one deff takes the crown 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mike: i don't know what i did wrong
Ximena: ay huele como a popo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:37 It gets me every time that this nom of a creature is so manipulative, entitled and possesses quite a cruel streak when he doesn’t get his way. He tries hard to mask it but he is an incel, through-and-through.
I gotta admit, though, I REALLY admire “Scarface’s “ moxy...(1:17)she may be a lunatic, but by golly I like her...that dork she's with, just WHY!!
The “I’m Chris Hansen” clip SENT MEEEE
Can’t believe mike got back with ximena
Lol wait until part 2 of the tell all
Lies
Supposedly they filmed another season
I can...he's desperate!
3:26 lmaoo
Mike literally says he’s willing to financially support the girl so she doesn’t leave but then turns around to say she’s just using him for his money💀
OK BUT WHY DOES MIKE (THE BALD GUY WITH THE GLASSES IN A RED SHIRT) LOOK LIKE THE GROUCHY SMURF✋🏼😭
Hes a blob fish look it up see for yourself!
@@garybattle7805 holy shit yeah
Everytime I think i'm lonely I turn this show and channel on
It's funny how angry Mike gets when Ximena says it's over because he's been paying all of her expenses, yet at that moment he also tells her how much more he can do for her if they were to stay together.
Why is this show so addicting
“I’m Chris Hanson” 😂😂😂
2:44 What if she did not remember where they first went on a date? 😆
I swear this editing is hilarious 😂😂😂
This show makes me feel better about myself a bit idk lol-
I’m personally in a relationship, but so far my boyfriend and I have only had one small disagreement during the last 7 months that we’ve been dating. Our relationship is so much more normal and healthier compared to most of the couples on this show.
Thats why they’re on the show though, these people are unstable in many ways
Please dont compare your relationship to others. I do agree they have trouble in paradise as in always but we dont know what is for real- doesn’t excuse Pedo Ben and Creepy Mike and Ella Cheater.
@@kevinsmoon3257 unstable person here. We dont want him. Also my own relationship is way more stable than anything here in the vid
Good for you?
Who asked 😂
The clown music when Mike was running!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The “I’m Chris Hansen” bit killed me 😂😂
Yaaaay!! Girl.. thank you for always brightening my day with your videos! 😄 And I just binge listened to your podcast!!!Love it!!💖
😘😘😘
Thank you for this comment! I’ve been watching these CZcams videos and had no idea there was a podcast! Just subbed on Apple. I love the world of 90 Day Fiancé but tbh there’s so many shows now and spin offs I can’t keep up with it all.
@@RexKristoffer what is the name of it??
@@astraleblanc9447 it’s called 90 day thots. It’s linked in the about page
there is a part in the show where the girl with the accent says "IM VEGAN BUT I WANT YOUR MEAT"
Making her mom proud.
I literally just got done with 10 years of therapy now I feel like I have to go back after watching this 🤣
1:01 😂😂😂😂
“You don’t want me as an EX; trust me.”
🤣😵