The Best Name You Can Ever Have. Rob Maher - Full Special
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- The best name you can ever have according to Rob Maher is the name Robert. In this clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special Rob Maher breaks down just why the name Robert is the best name to grow up with while adding in anecdotes of holiday cards being pointless and marriage leading to murder. Whether you're someone who watched true crime documentaries or someone who loves a good hallmark card, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Rob Maher is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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"We could make a president" 😂
The Robert bit is real good 😂
I'm sharing this video with my boyfriend, Robert! When we first were introduced, that was the name he gave me, the first time that I met his whole family, they all call him Bobbie, and when I met his co-workers, they all call him Bob!
0P
When the laughter is over think on Jesus.🙂
"All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3.
The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14.
What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator.
John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator.
Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5.
"But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8.
Jesus said that he is God!
"Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14.
The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33.
"For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27.
Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins].
He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.]
"Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22.
Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them."
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10!
'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'
That Bobby Flay dude sounds serious. He should be called Robert.
He sounds like Chuck Norris' twin lol 😆
This guy is so funny I enjoy the clean jokes. You can be funny without messing up the show with filthy words
😂😂 grow up. 🙄
@@officialWWM no
Amen to that.!
MONEER yes!
When the laughter is over think on Jesus.🙂
"All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3.
The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14.
What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator.
John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator.
Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5.
"But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8.
Jesus said that he is God!
"Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14.
The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33.
"For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27.
Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins].
He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.]
"Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22.
Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them."
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10!
'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'
"write the check"!!! Lol.... I love that joke. Hahahahhaha
😂😂😂"oh yes where was I, oh being hilarious!" He makes me miss comedy clubs. I already know if I was there, Id be crying-laughing.
You're gorgeous
Thanks!
My husband used to say, “Just call me Bob, forward or backward, just call me ole Bob😁
So bobelo... Got it. 😁👍🏾
Holy crap Mike Huckabee is funny!
Good job
I didn’t think anyone would up Matt Falk’s owl joke, but Robert took a chance. “That’s a judge-y bird. Owls don’t spoon. They stare” 🤣
hoo is the Matt guy you speak of?🦉
Someone said that you sound like an owl!
I’m the bridge over troubled waters! 😂🤪🤣
*NObody beats Bobby Flaaaay!🤪*
We reuse our cards. After 32 years we we can't be bothered trying to find a card we haven't already bought each other.
One of the best comedy sets I've heard in years!
Thank you!
He was quite good.
Solid throughout.!
Great runner jokes.!
Diet gingerbread fanta, *bam!* Here's a 2liter, now I have diarrhea, no I don't want something to drink 🍻🍷🤣😂😂🤣🥰 too funny, love it
Roberta 🤣🤣🤣🤣 in today's climate that would be ok with some!
This was a really great set! My favorite was the Bobby Flay bit 😂
Thanks Dry Bar and Rob Maher for the laughs!
Great set! Great writing. Great delivery.
I think he's in my head. I'm trying to breathe. Remember folks, it's funny because it's true lmao preach on it brother!!!!!!
Here’s another one for the “Robert” arsenal: Bo. Your super-cool friends will greet you as “What’s up, Bo?” And when in the UK, you’ll be Rupert
He is really funny! Good jokes..great delivery! I liked him.
My step dad's name is Roberto..... He's been Berty Before he even hit 50. My little sister who is his biological daughter Also sometimes accidentally calls him Berty when she's mad.
Very good that was hilarious
What a good set.
Hahaha Nooice job! 😂 👌🏿👏🏿
That is a HUGE!! watch⌚
“Can call you Rob? Bobby? Bobert? The B-Bomb? Bertro? Bobzilla? I know: Trebor! That’s Robert spelled backwards.”
“My name’s Patrick.”
“Pat! Pat-man. Patty-cakes? Sighhh…”
Bobzilla is gold.
I’m a father, hence I always have a pocket knife on me. I cut the tape on a gift, once, to save the paper and my whole family went nuts on me. 30 years later they still yell “Just tear the paper!” at me.
And you're okay. I reuse, repurpose or recycle everything like crazy. LOL I finally had to limit myself ic what & how much I could keep. It helps to think "how I can bless the life of somebody else by by donating things to thrift stores, Etc." Sometimes I just set items at the curb with a sign that says FREE. Especially during the covid year when a lot of donation places were taking any items.
Running distance does all kind of weird things to your GI tract. But people do get addicted to it. Love those endorphins.
Very funny! LOL! Thanks Rob !
This guy is comedy gold!
My name is Robert .. mum calls me Robear when she's being affectionate .. when she's really loving me she calls me Ro Ro because that's what my little brother called me when he learnt how to talk 💖
And you're how old now???
@@robinright825 I'm 41 .. and I love it 💖
Dude, he's hilarious 😂
The divorce bit I can concur since I've been divorced over 10years ago! Man, can someone applaud his ore wash jeans! He's Rocking them!
This guy is fantastic
This guy is hilarious, but I liked family fued when Richard Dawson was the host . Rob,you're very funny and I love your material
Well maybe my adoption was a surprise because I'm not sure my paternal grandfather and step-grandmother we're planning to have me around during their golden years. Think about it, as that makes my bio dad my brother and his wife (my bio mom) my sister-in-law. Oh wait there's more! My many siblings are then nieces and nephews. And that's just the beginning of my story. Do you want to read my book when it's finished? Because there's my other parents and half siblings involve too. 🙄
GiFTEd 👍🏻😀💙💜🧡💚
This guy is great !
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!
Are you locked in your house?
Hell yeah ID channel !
Play bridge = Bert 😄😄😄 0:37
1:12 I can relate. With a million dollars you can barely buy a small 2 bedroom house here in Los Angeles California.
Just what I needed right now. Thank you.
Gingerbread fanta sounds like the type of mystery potion Alice would drink, while down the rabbit hole. If I recall, hers tasted of pineapple, cherry cobbler, the butterscotch, buttered toast, and roast turkey... She is brave for having chugged that
Jim Gaffigan does the gift wrap switcheroo on Christmas, too. Next to “Happy Birthday”, he writes the Healer’s name, so that evens out
“ if marriage was on Yelp, it would go out of business “ too funny
That was absolutely hilarious!!
Thank you!
I actually thought of kiwi instantly.
Hilarious
Solid
kept laughing entire time. hilarious !!
I much appreciate!
Enjoyed it and oddly have never seen it yet. I thought I saw all the stand up on dry bar.
Good to see Alex Jones back on CZcams! 14:43
Bill Hicks’ great comeback!
Super funny, loved it
Saw this guy open for David Koechner and he crushed. Had no idea who he was, only to find out he's beloved by my favorites. Met him after the show and he was super cool. I'm a Rob Maher stan now
Thank you Derrick!
Robert means infamous& rich (my sons name):+)
Shoutout to my Ohio peoples
Hahahahhaha
To paraphrase another Comedian/social commentator: 50% of marriages end in divorce, the other 50% in death (as in Do Us Part)
Wait till you catch her frying her hair. Priceless 😂
I'm a adopted and he is right there isn't an opps adoption, I love my parents! Hey I pay $ for 5k and it usually 99% of the time gose for charity! I love 5 to 10k
I don't know what a hall bench is til he said what he said! I rather get a ps4, I'm much on decor or fashion I'm simple! Hange cool posters and family and that's it! Ps4 way better investment which I have a 4 and a One!
I love to get $200,000. I’d be debt free and more.
This is great because my 2 year old baby is named Robert and we switch around with Robbie, Rob, and Bobby. And my personal favorite- Robby Bobby (I call him that ;) )
I feel he would make a great Trump impersonator
DUDE U FUNNY
A playstation for 400€? Well that aged badly :D
😂🤣😅
Is he trying to Impersonate Nicholas cage
2:45 no at that point you drag your kids over and make them do it
15:00
What about Bobert
When you coming to 93301
I thought they weren't supposed to swear. Was I wrong?
@@AP-xw5px It’s been a while… I think this is the one where he was talking about a Netflix password and he called his brother or something a p*ssant.
Wtf, I didn't hear anything timestamp?
My wife keeps all her cards from her whole life. I usually tell her to choose one for each birthday and throw the rest away. She doesn't listen, so I do it for her. After 19 years of marriage, she's never noticed.
And you'd better hope she never does.
Rajaat99
If you actually have a wife, you're playing a dangerous game.
1:49 Ha!!! Not one clap. The Utah/ Mormon crowd does not agree with the shacking. Dude, know your audience. The rest of the set was good but this really made me laugh.
He didn't pause the slightest amount for clapping so I don't feel that it's noteworthy that they didn't interrupt him to clap.
And then he said the process was a nightmare so that's not really a clapping moment.
STOP USING THAT OUTRO!!!!
Right!! Sick of the tatt guy
"It wasn't on the Cosby Show", Idk." 😂😂😂 I'm gonna have to use that line w/my man. He's tells me, "You're so Caucasian/White, I love it." 😆😳☺
-Azariah/SuburbaKnight
PS 20:1, 6-8; IS 43; IS 38:15-20; DAN 3:16-18; JOHN 14:11-21; NAH 1:7; REV 21:7
You're kinda funny Bobert.
Uwu
He was really good, I thought anyway, until he burned it right up to the end with his giftwrapping joke at around 14 minutes. I was already laughing and waiting for the punchline that I was expecting, when he just burned the whole thing right up to the end lol... It's also kind of interesting that this was also just a 20 minute "full special" , I think. I can see this guy having a lot of offended people in the audience that got butthurt during the first part when he rocked it and I wonder if they had to edit all that out to keep it dry bar friendly?
You’re the worst type of audience member.
To buy a as cheap as you can you need to buy a house a $100,000 $40,000 House trailer $10,000 land $10,000 electric water sewer and internet hookup and solar panel hookup and greenhouse with heating and cooling and inground pool indoors area with heating and cooling both the greenhouse and and ground pool area solar panels along with connected to the house power have a bunch of solar panels for all three of those places and also have a pond to raise fish to eat make sure it's the fresh water eating kind of fish the greenhouse will grow vegetables for you all year round and have fish all year round should cost around $100,000 all together plus somewhere around the amount of $70 a month for internet and $70 a month for streaming and cloud gaming together combined adding up to$140 a month for internet and entertainment $200 a month for electricity running water and working sewer you could find good cheap land for $10,000 and a small house trailer for $40,000
That was great except the borderline racist stuff at the end
Wait when has Bobby Flay ever won? I just watch to see him get his butt thoroughly kicked. This comedy is inaccurate
meh
Terrible!! NOT FOR CHRIST MINDED CHRISTIANS. Shame on DryBar
Needs work
Really wish comedians would stop using race or gender as part of their performance... its no longer amusing, just like airport jokes... and considering i dont have the guts to stand on stage... good job
C'mon DB...
Post and RE-POST were walking across a bridge. Post fell off. Who was left...
RE-POST.
Dig deeper into the archives, DB, and for God's sake, design a spreadsheet/calendar for the RE-POSTS within the last 90 daZe, right?
Anything that has already been reposted within the past 90 daZe, wait a year, ok?
Thanks. Not hate speech, but a vid is only funny the first few dozen times on re-post, right?
Love you, DB, but really?
⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
Lol. But this is the very first time they posted my special on here.
@@robmaher Great set! Yeah she and another guy have been pretty tiresome saying that all the time.
I get pretty happy to see full sets on here so it's frustrating to me when people that saw the clip complain about it when the full set is uploaded.
Thanks for the laughs and thanks for helping clear up that this is indeed a first-upload.
@@rustylee1836 I much appreciate, Rusty!
@@robmaher she's a crazy old lady that doesn't know what's going on. Lots of crazy comments on here 😂 funny show, thank you.
Taylor swift?! Booo
The beautiful computer postsurgically develop because substance neatly blush to a aboard sofa. victorious, wrathful joseph
???
DryBar is getting a little too loose on clean comedy, some of his humor here was a little risque and isn't why I look up Drybar.
Rest of his material was hilarious though.
It was good until you brought up Obama
Not funny and disgusting
I was wondering why his race jokes work…. ✊🏾🫶🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🧚🏾♂️✨ hilarious🎉 thank you. I married outside my race too.