I feel that so hard. I started taking this pill to make my hair grow back, but it hasn't really gotten going, yet - it's only been 2 months, or so - and when I just shaved my head.... Woof - I hope this pill does something.
@@daggers101 oh, I usually do. I came home from the bar where I worked to my passed-out-drunk roommate's friends looking to party at mine. I yelled: "You see these boots?! You see this cut?! Now, get offa my parking lot lawn!!" I didn't give a rat's dick if they took me seriously and told people I was a skinhead - it was 3 in the morning and I wanted to relax with some vieeo games, after dealing with hundreds of drunk dildoes like them. Didn't hurt I was the wild front-man in a band.
"Goon" is actually a morphed version of "go on," insinuating they want to hear what you have to say. So call yourself a gooner if you want to make sure the people around you know you're a dedicated, caring listener!
I love the idea that there’s a real show literally called Regular Adult Sheldon where you just follow him in his normal life. No adventures, no jokes, just Sheldon.
i love that theres 2 versions of the alphas betas and omegas thing. the manosphere ones where its all about masculinity and the yaoi omegaverse where its usually gay and about mpreg this is why i can never take manosphere people seriously when theyre like "im an alpha male" and find it hilarious every single time
BIG stream tonight!! Filming: -Funeral for Be Funny Now -Haikus! -Explaining the Drake/Kendrick beef to my parents Tonight around 6:30pm PDT on www.twitch.tv/jacksfilms
Gen Alpha is to Millenials as Millenials are to Baby Boomers. Think about that for a second. oh and then there's gen z which is the gen x of this comparison
Photographer here, a lot of people being confused about what Sigma means. It’s actually a 3rd party lens manufacturer that makes some exceptionally good lenses for a reduced price compared to 1st party lenses. YOU’RE WELCOME
The only reason I'm able to semi-understand gen alpha is because whenever I see any new acronym appear, I just google what it means xd I'd recommend doing so actually
@@matheussanthiago9685 They're honestly, from what ive seen, theyre...normal kids, chaotic and still trying to figure themselves out, just grew up with more knowledge then they should have
I love how Jack trashes on people who are like "i hate the youth, they only know ipad" but he now truelly transformed in what he hated before,... he becomes old, he starts doing boomer humor, he trashes on screens and hates his wife. He is becoming what he hates the most. You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain 😢🤯🤔🥔🥁🥐⚠️
I’m very disappointed we didn’t cover Gen alpha’s top secret tectonic transmitter in Yellowstone, their bipedal robot self balancing systems, or the metaparticles that power their multiversal travel
I work for my public library and we actually do get plenty of Gen alpha traffic, but it’s mostly either in the summer or through our digital resources. We’re partnered with like 4 different e-book services so a lot of people prefer to just make an account, link their library card, and read on their tablets, computers, or phones. And I’m not judging that. I do that too. A lot of old books are easier to find digital.
Really sunk in today that I grew up with this man and now im 20, 12 years deep into jack saying shit like "rip oj he would've loved the manosphere" Gen alpha has it coming fr
worked in a college library for over a year (UK college so 16-18) and had someone come in and ask to borrow a charger to charge their vape once. still think about that day...
I don't know if the idea of Jack discovering what the omegaverse is scares me or amuses me... That said, I have an omegaverse fanfic in the works, so hit me up! I volunteer as tribute.
Every time he makes a joke about gen alpha you can actually see him lose another hair
i hope this gets top comment
E
I think I can feel another of my hairs turn grey when I learn more about Gen Alpha... and I'm 20 😫
Sigh, same.
He’s receding into madness
That wisp of hair at the front is doing a lot of lifting for Jack right now
I feel that so hard. I started taking this pill to make my hair grow back, but it hasn't really gotten going, yet - it's only been 2 months, or so - and when I just shaved my head.... Woof - I hope this pill does something.
E
Just noticed it.
@@daggers101 oh, I usually do. I came home from the bar where I worked to my passed-out-drunk roommate's friends looking to party at mine. I yelled: "You see these boots?! You see this cut?! Now, get offa my parking lot lawn!!" I didn't give a rat's dick if they took me seriously and told people I was a skinhead - it was 3 in the morning and I wanted to relax with some vieeo games, after dealing with hundreds of drunk dildoes like them. Didn't hurt I was the wild front-man in a band.
Homer Simpson type sht
6:40 I thought it meant
S - Sonic
I - Is Kissing His
G - Good Friend
M - Mario
A - A-Passionately
Arounsingly
Aquatically
Amourously
Ashamedly
Perfect
"Goon" is actually a morphed version of "go on," insinuating they want to hear what you have to say. So call yourself a gooner if you want to make sure the people around you know you're a dedicated, caring listener!
I mean… makes sense in regular context 😬
I love that celine dion song, My Heart will Goon
I love the idea that there’s a real show literally called Regular Adult Sheldon where you just follow him in his normal life. No adventures, no jokes, just Sheldon.
A show containing an adult Sheldon, no storyline, and no humour? Let me introduce you to Big Bang Theory
@@vibceI think they mean no attempt at those
“Sigma” obviously stands for
S - Short
I - Involuntarily-Celibate
G - Guys
M - Must
A - Assemble!
E
Honestly, probably not too far off.
Actually the G is for Greeks
Stylish Items Galore, Maidens Admire
Stupid
Idiotic
Generation of
Mental
Absurdity
I recently had a 14 year old refer to me as “Chat”.
That was probably an accident
@@goldenfiberwheat238 When I called him out on it he said he called his mum chat
As a 13 year old this person is an exception we aren't that stupid
Damn u really got 4th person pronoun’d
ironically, right????
RIGHT??
"Regular Adult Sheldon" killed me, jesus christ
I love how he mocks Gen Alpha for not going to Libraries when he’s been saying libraries are dead since like YIAY 280.
When you mentioned "The Bazinga Show", you nearly gave me a heart attack thinking there was another bing bang theory spinoff
He's not kidding about the mpreg, there was a super cool house tour video where he showcased it.
I think that was like my 4th video of his I saw. Made me subscribe. 😂
Pregnant Stewie Griffin was my favorite on account that it’s meta.
Wait until jack finds out gen alpha starts highschool next year lmao
@@Uggnog That's gen z, but it was more like 2010
im literally shaking i dont wanna have to watch all the gen alpha kids pour into my school 😭😭😭😭😭
@@stxrringskythat’s what millennials said about us
I mean they'll be the better Gen alphas but yikes
@@jess-mxbruh Gen Z are having children lmfao
my senior thesis touched briefly on omegaverse if you want me to send that to you
Very thought provoking
Why would you do that?
@@aquaticalateralis for seniority
What is exactly were you studying that lead to that being your thesis
Now this is the senior thesis of all time!
Oh how generational hatred is so quickly fostered 😔
i love that theres 2 versions of the alphas betas and omegas thing. the manosphere ones where its all about masculinity and the yaoi omegaverse where its usually gay and about mpreg
this is why i can never take manosphere people seriously when theyre like "im an alpha male" and find it hilarious every single time
BIG stream tonight!! Filming:
-Funeral for Be Funny Now
-Haikus!
-Explaining the Drake/Kendrick beef to my parents
Tonight around 6:30pm PDT on www.twitch.tv/jacksfilms
We WERE Funny Now... it WAS available on mobile & steam... R.I.Pee Broccoli Now...
Didn't know you were a rap fan, Jack. What was your favourite track from the beef so far?
See you there boyo!!
"fhe" havent heard that one yet
Jack I want you to know that one time at my church your boardgame YIAY and Shrek came up within the first 2 minutes of a sermon. You should be proud
i don’t understand YOU. jack. if that even is your real name
Jake Movies at it again
John Cinema back on the grind
Jack is obviously a metaphor for
Just
A
Caring beta
K
Jock Motion Pictures is so back
“I just wanna clap”
-johncinema
I heard Gen Alpha stands for
Gsubscribe
Eto
Njackisanerd
Afor
Lmore
Prandom
HYIAY
Acontent
this is true
Uhhh content.
Sorry, YAIY reference. You wouldn't get it.
IGENALPHA???
you’re so hip and cool with the kids jack
Jack is the type of guy to own a North American bird sighting book
@@daggers101 and/or haven't seen a bird
John avoiding the actual title of The Bazinga Show is unbelievably funny
My Gen Alpha niece continues to use the phrase is Goo Goo gaga and I think it has some sexual innuendos
Gen Alpha definitely watches Young Sheldon, trust me I know
Heck, I watch it (2006er here), it's definitely not Big Bang Theory; pretty solid drama in my opinion.
@@kenswordsthats just somewhat late gen z
@@cade-music I know, I just wanted to share my opinion
The first step is acceptance Jack. Proud of you
“Uhm, aktuoily, the first step is Denial”
"Why so sigma?" - The Jelqer
Gen Alpha is to Millenials as Millenials are to Baby Boomers. Think about that for a second.
oh and then there's gen z which is the gen x of this comparison
this is insane
it should be illegal
@@rnnfrst4053yeah it’s almost like small children aren’t the smartest
Another exquisite Jonathan moving pictures video
This is Jack's most Boomer video
omg, his hair is actually disappearing, everyone PANIC NOW
Jakefilm is such a gyatt rizzler
Truly jakepaulmovies is a sigma Ohio skibidi
not even google could translate this
JakeReacts*
bro's rizzling his gyatt all over my skibidi toilet till I goo goo gaga in my pants skull emoji skull emoji skull emoji skull emoji skull emoji fr fr
One of my Gen Alpha relatives heard me making fun of The Big Bang Theory and watched it to be contrarian. He now loves it unironically.
Was not prepared to hear Jack say Skibidi Rizz
Photographer here, a lot of people being confused about what Sigma means. It’s actually a 3rd party lens manufacturer that makes some exceptionally good lenses for a reduced price compared to 1st party lenses.
YOU’RE WELCOME
YAIY
YES
ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE
YIFFS
SIMP stands for Squirrels In My Pants
"How can I qualify for government grants?"
that's the most humanly possible genz answer
Bring back the outro
Jorkfilms
I made it into YIAY. I can die happy now.
Hot take: Young Sheldon is actually really good…
YIAY -
Yes
I
Am
Yogurt Male
Remember,it must be under right terms
The only reason I'm able to semi-understand gen alpha is because whenever I see any new acronym appear, I just google what it means xd
I'd recommend doing so actually
Growing out of dinosaur phase failed. Accidentally became a palaeontologist
Manosphere: The Hands of Fate
The Master would not approve.
Sigma stands for
Son
I gotta
Go to the store to get
Milk
Adios
I miss you dad.
I think we might share a dad.... My dad just came back with my milk/J
Very educational! I'm Gooning and edging!
Please shut up forever and go listen to alive 2007
Y'all know gen alpha is in 7th grade already right?
how?
how dare they
this should be illegal
@@matheussanthiago9685 They're honestly, from what ive seen, theyre...normal kids, chaotic and still trying to figure themselves out, just grew up with more knowledge then they should have
@@lovelylavender67I’m a generation alpha and this has perfectly summed up all my feelings. I cannot thank you enough.
@@miggle2784 I see you guys daily at school, I get it, and its just differs slightly from generation to generation
5:20 Editor really loves Juggernaut
Who is neither an X-man nor a mutant.
The electric charger in paper book idea is a great way to deal with gen alpha...
With fire
John Movies decoding kids language
That omegaverse yiay will be brutal
Millenials, as a Gen Z i have to propose this, uhm, proposal. Let us gather In Peace, and join each other as forces against Gen Alpha.
Who's gonna tell Jack about the Bazinga Bus
Young Sheldon is unironically great. Y’all hatin on cinema
tbf it's only poster ever has a very hatable presentation
Lets hope they dont screw up the finale this week and next…
jorkin' it to this video
I teach seventh graders, and a lot of them LOVE young Sheldon. They also call albums “playlists”
I’m so scared to see Jack learn the omegaverse
I love how Jack trashes on people who are like "i hate the youth, they only know ipad" but he now truelly transformed in what he hated before,... he becomes old, he starts doing boomer humor, he trashes on screens and hates his wife. He is becoming what he hates the most. You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain 😢🤯🤔🥔🥁🥐⚠️
the confusion over the manosphere is very reminiscent of danny gonzalez
I’m very disappointed we didn’t cover Gen alpha’s top secret tectonic transmitter in Yellowstone, their bipedal robot self balancing systems, or the metaparticles that power their multiversal travel
gen sigma bazinga right?
Father, I cannot click the book
I feel like a genuine answer to what the omegaverse is would be funnier and more traumatic than any joke answers
this is why iPads sell so well,
gen alpha
"Aren't I the cutest caring beta?" Spoken like a true omega on heat suppressants 😩😩😩😩
so, now we're counting generations by 10 year intervals?
2:58 i didnt gyatt that joke.
What a missed opportunity for SIMP :
Squirrel
In
My
Pants
Rizzle me this, Gyattgooner
this video is ryoshu-coded
nice video johnsfilms
5:19 kudos to the editor that labeled Juggernaut as both a powerful and sexy X-Man. Got a good chuckle out of me
I think that the gen alpha go to the library to read their macbooks
Theres now a young Sheldon spin off
Jack, Young Sheldon is a genuinely good show. The Big Bang Theory on the other hand...
Very cool alpha slang to learn Jack! You should look up Knotting, ruts and slick!
the thumbnail makes me feel evil
I’m Jorkin, Baby. Ooo, Lala
I work for my public library and we actually do get plenty of Gen alpha traffic, but it’s mostly either in the summer or through our digital resources. We’re partnered with like 4 different e-book services so a lot of people prefer to just make an account, link their library card, and read on their tablets, computers, or phones. And I’m not judging that. I do that too. A lot of old books are easier to find digital.
jack is recreating the stupid boomer memes he once used to make fun of. you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
I am now more confused than I already was
Since Danisnotonfire said it, irony will kill us all because its an endless loop of unironic/ironic/unironic/ironic etc.
Wait until mr. douglass hears about ligma males
Really sunk in today that I grew up with this man and now im 20, 12 years deep into jack saying shit like "rip oj he would've loved the manosphere" Gen alpha has it coming fr
I'm surprised Gen Alpha isn't using the library for be bisexual, eat hot chip, or lie
Me me sigma boy
Me me Yogurt boy
i have tried to zoom in on a map before, i wanted to die after that
How the fuck is this Jacks first time hearing the words 'Sigma' and 'Manosphere'.
I had to teach a Gen Alpha how to sign her name because she'd never been taught cursive.
In Australia, the 'h' in yoghurt stands for _'hairy'?_
Check your bingo card jack used the laugh track again
During this video, my sleep schedule came on just when you said 2010s and swapped to the sad music, and I thought you were doing a bit...
worked in a college library for over a year (UK college so 16-18) and had someone come in and ask to borrow a charger to charge their vape once. still think about that day...
jack is my favorite Caring Beta
Sonic
Inflation
Male
Pregnancy
is so much cleaner 6:30
I was a hater for a long time then I watched young Sheldon and then the Big Bang Theory and they’re actually good I shall not be ashamed 😫😤
Gyatt is just an exaggerated way to say God damn.
2:10 WHAT 💀
Informative.
I was hoping my message that said "Sonic Inflation Grabbed My Attention" would make it but i was too late _😔_
I don't know if the idea of Jack discovering what the omegaverse is scares me or amuses me... That said, I have an omegaverse fanfic in the works, so hit me up! I volunteer as tribute.