The HARDEST I've Laughed in a While (311) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- čas přidán 30. 05. 2024
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This week Chris has become a double dad. He's got stories of births, scrapes, and hitmen gone wrong. Plus some great deserve it scale videos!
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0:00 Hi
1:08 I'm clean
2:25 Welcome to the world, William
5:36 Car Scrapes & Baby delivery
28:53 Coachella
31:04 The worst hitman
36:45 That's cap Your Honor
44:27 Dominic Fike & Deserve-it Scale - Zábava
Have you SEEN the new dates? chrisdelia.com/tour
“Oh, you’re right, I had much more room next to the Bloody Guts” - Stephen Hawking
BLEW UP laughing at the "what the hellllllllllll, ohhh my god no wayyayayaaaaay" button timing. DED.
What’s the name of the instagram page this sound bite is from?
@Tony Liu Look up "Jordan never did that move" lol
@@JAHL3RS HOLD ON BROTHA HOLD ONNN
@@JAHL3RS thank you!!
No one laughs at Chris Delia's jokes harder than Chris delia.😂
That's because he's not funny on stage his act as a rip off of Mitch hedberg but poorly done on podcasts and talking with people he's pretty funny
Especially on podcasts with other people and the drawn out loud words and yelling for no reason. And btw he says "make friends in the comments" because if u say anything negative about him he will block u!!! I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT.
@Gorilla Chronicles bruh, use some punctuation, for the love of God
@@gorillachronicles Bru what you here for?? Get a life
No one laughs at him in the first place. Delia is trash looooool 😂
The biggest mind fuck about becoming a dad for the second time is that you learn your love is not divided by two...it's multiplied by two. Congrats to you guys. As a father of 3 with my oldest starting college in the fall, I can tell you it will fly by. I know you know that but trust me, it's goes so much faster than you think. P.S. Dig the name.
@@seva1957 Yeah im sure its gonna be up to you
Dude that rant that starts at 11:50..... HOLY SHIT I couldn't stop laughing
11:40 this whole bit had me rolling 😂😂
These last few episodes have been fire, feels more like the older episodes. S'killin it
@11:50 legit shit my pants.
When Steven hawking came across the screen, I almost died.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"See now it's locked in place" is a classic, been a baby since day one
Chris’ podcasts both Congratulations and Lifeline deserve better numbers.
The stephen hawking bit killed me lmfaoooooo
CONGRATS your new lil baby🥹 He’s adorbs!!!
Congratulations to you all 🎉on the beautiful little angel William. So exciting!! ❤
I’m living the car scratch issue 😂 so accurate
Beatbox part had my cryin!!🤣
My dude! 🤣🤣🤣 Had me tears at work!
I’ve listened to this episode twice today cause it made me cackle multiple times. By any chance, was it uncle Vinny that backed your dads car into the other one. Loves those anecdotes
Laying in bed at 11:30pm, then I hear “it’s destroyed”. Shit made me laugh out loud.
😂😂😂😂 in tears for the first 15 mins of this epsiode👏👏👏👏👏
Chris we can’t stop talking about the San Antonio show… funniest show of my fucking life
Wow I just had my 2nd child about 5 days ago too and my first is as old as Calvin. Goin thru it with D'elia 😂
Congratulations to You and your wife!!!!
You’re still the funniest guy I’ve ever heard. When you were still relatively unknown, I showed your bit about thugs to my little cousin like “You GOTTA see this!”. I can still hear him dying laughing when you did the “aw-AWW!” thug birdcall lol. Love ya dude
Just wanted to say. You’re inspiring me to hang with my son right now, before I have the second child. I’ll catch up later! Thanks Chris.
There is so much more light in your eyeballs. You can really tell how your new son and family just lights you up and fills you with love :)
Congratulations to you, as well as Kristin and Calvin! You have a beautiful family Chris. Love that you still somehow make time for these weekly pods and your fans. Life is rippin lately and I hope the same for you and all the rest of the babies 🤙🏼
I die laughing every time you do the Pump it Up bit 😂
Best day of the week my babies!
Thanks for providing silly goose times and belly laughs, 35:00 is one of those things ive always believed but never heard said to make me realise it was there 😂😂
y'kno no music does that
I figured out the shadow ban, its the theme music saying 'Congratulations mother fucker' in the first 1min of the pod. These are the kind of investigatory insights ill be brining to the log cabin
This needs more likes
As someone from Colorado, I love when he said, “I’ll be in Pueblo, Colorado for some reason.” lol
Matt was great on the Sunday show he actually had a chance to finish some sentences and some thoughts and he was hilarious!!
It’s like you’ve never been around siblings before. Dork.
“Gunna lose”😂😂 that’s whT I heard when Chris said that about the trial
Bravo on the computer talk. Old School hilarity. 😂😂😂
Bro don’t take breaks for no one. Instantly getting back on tour
Last few weeks I get soo happy when I see a new congratulations episode cause I get to laugh for an hour every time 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
So you like content from a ped0
I’ve watched the Steven Hawking part about 15 times now & still cry 😂
just wanna thank you for coming to cincinnati i saw you last time when you were here for the follow the leader tour… had me crying the whole time! VERY EXCITED BABIESSSSS
Mchenry? Sounds like a sandwich at McDonald’s. Should have just named him #2. Congrats on the combo meal bro.
23:10 😂 old lady that has just seen the most brilliant Bugambilias 😂😂😂
Congratulations to you and your family ❤
UGH - why do I take sips of drinks before these bits 🤣
38:33 i get pissed too when my work computer decides to slooooooow dooooown😂
Man his AI voice shit is the funniest shit ever on earth lmao
Congrats to you and your family!
Episode Title .. I second that emotion!!😂
5:40 can we PLEASE make "S'noyying" a thing 😂😂
dyed his hair
That was the best first ever baby cry of all time.
I will never, ever have any babies. I needed this podcast. Welcome to the Log Cabin baby!
The poof with effect had me dying 😂
9:12-10:09 not knowing the difference between "induce" and "induct." 😂
40:46 - this YERNAMEAN lawyer is great
I listened to the beat box section 6 times at work. I've had the same though about those inhales over the years. Oh, you're hyperventilating?!?! Cool dude!
Activate that muffhukkin algo, babies
The pic of chris with alpo on his face cracked me dude.
😂 "i think he keyed iiiiiiiiittaaaah" 😅
Dude the beatboxing bit had my howling
Also huge congrats on the newborn!!
Did you just say “also” without saying anything before it?
@@StackRunItUp also, I think he did.
Thousand percent this all needs to be in next special. Quality pod 😅
Congrats on the baby!!! BILLIAM DELIA hahah 😂
This is a golden episode
I guess if you like watching ped0s it is
ugh, jus love this podcast, haduh comment twice 🔥🔥❤️❤️
Perfect timing. Thanks Chris! Your the man!
As a log cabin member AND a licensed cosmetologist in a state that requires more hours than even California for that education, it is in fact wise not to wash your hair daily. Is it going to kill you or make you a “dirt bag”? Nope. It’s fine! Oils produced by your scalp aren’t harmful! Sdeeper but I had to say it.
Welcome to the new boss man and cabin crew, Willy!
I totally took Chris as a guy who would go to Coachella.
Oh Jesus the pulling in and scraping the car rant 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
5:03 I swear to god when Chris said “my wife’s head if full of…” I said “silly putty” out loud, and THEN Chris said it. Probably won’t believe me but it happened. Did anyone else think silly putty?
I believe you, but I thought he was gonna say sludge
15:56 ok that fire effect was insane !
Congratulations on the new arrival!
I mean what other advertisement do you need. This title of the pod has me s'excited
Your Hawking impersonation is top notch!
26:19 the way he says “oh for fuck sake”
HELL YEAH MONTREAL CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU
congrats on the new baby! ❤
William "Gladiator Helmet Face" D'Elia
Congratulations to you both Chris!! Gotta work on that girl man, I'm telling you, it's SO much different.
Congrats Chris🎉
The explosion edits 🤌🤣
That’s Cap Your Honour 😂
Congrats again Chris
Another boy?! Congratulations, Double DaD (trips D)!!!
😂😂😂 always describing my life 😂 marriage and kids is amazing. And babe if you’re seeing this, sorry about the dent in the car. 😳
The art of living with Matthew McConaughey just showed up in the ads hahaha 😂
That lawyer def used chatGPT to finish his degree 😂
Guarantee Kristin callin him willie 😂
Congratulations 🍾!!!!!
30:00 had me dying !!! 😂😂😂 the faces 😂😂😂 the hold back lol don't no Coachella all bad looks fun all bad. #FrankOchean
🎉🎉🎉❤Love and congratulations to you and your bigger family!! Welcome William. Lord bless you🕊️🕯️🕯️bless to Kristen in recovery. Shaboozzle💥
6:09 I literally spit my chipotle out and cough laughed like I had COVID.
I was really hoping he would talk about the after birth because of how he described the birth I’ve never laughed so hard lmao
EPISODE "311" ON 4/20?!?! 🤯
Sometimes things just work out perfectly for us babies...
The beat boxing bit better go dummy viral
Frank Ocean next song like "I got a papercut , don't feel like singing no more" then just vibes for the rest of the song
Workin that algorithm for you! MAKIN FRIENDS in the comments
"I know there's Frank Ocean and shit at Coachella" oooOooOoooooo
Is there a guy who does a better robot impersonation on this earth than Chris D’Elia?
Editing was on point today
Someone teach Chris D’Elia how to say the flowers probably haha
My water broke the exact same way with my first son...a straight up waterfall that wouldn't quit 🤣