i am also short so thank you noel for representing guys on the shorter side, and also for representing all mixed mexican filipino black indian egyptian mesopotamian oompa loompa raced people
Yo this may sound weird but my dogs name is Lucy and sometimes I call her Lucy goosey or just goose .... yeah so don’t know why I said that but maybe you’ll get something out of it sorry bye 👋🏽
Cody is slouching or has more of his height in his legs dipass. Get some omega 3s in ur system and maybe do a crossword puzzle every now and then so u can make basic conjectures like the rest of us.
Quinn E Ait imma be real i know this 5 months late, ive started listening to their pods recently, but as soon as i read that noel said it at the same time and i thought u should know, also its mad late over here in europe so its the tiredness talking
You can see that Noel is still insecure about his height. That makes me sad because it really doesn't matter. He's a role model for me, him and cody make me laugh during my worst times. He taught me and many others to not take life too seriously. But he can't apply this to himself. This might be REALLY corny but he's a hero to me. He doesn't have to be taller or "better looking" to inspire and make millions of people laugh. If i were to describe you, 5'8 wouldn't be the first thing on my mind. It would be " one of the funniest and cleverest dudes on youtube."
I didnt realize what this dudes name was at first and i was like why the fuck is everyone having an existential crisis over here before they type their comment
Noel is reflecting on his insecurities in podcast. Self awareness sends confidence level sideways. Tiny man is asleep. Bump views and leave supportive comments from XL manlet-sympathizers. He is awake and reading positive comments; he is gaining confidence. Now let him notice all the extra views and comments are from people with anime avis who have not hit puberty yet and c r a s h it.
If the average is like 180cm. 175 and 185 should be average as well. I feel like "short" is someone quite below average and "tall" is someone quite over the average and not like 2cm lol. Also fuck the US customary system.
You guys actually figured out the aux! Awesome. Top notch quality podcast, thanks for this. Even though I didn't contribute to your patreon and I'm a cheap piece of shit.
Cody seems like that type of guy u see online and think he’s short but then you think oh no he’s gonna be taller than I think but then you see him in person and he’s actually shorter than you think
When you post a podcast, it instantly becomes the highlight of my week. My mother gave birth to my new brother yesterday... this is still the highlight
“They are promoting the show.. send the views side ways... crash it.. they are writing more.. send the views sideways... he’s awake.. lay him off fullscreen”
I'm a girl and I'm 5' 2" I know it's not comparable to your conversation necessarily but almost everyone in my life is taller than me and I get made fun of for being short all of the time. I'm 23 and I look like I'm 16. I know girls are "supposed" to be cute and small but like you said when you walk into a room and you're short people are like, "why is there a 5 year old here?" Idk, all i'm saying is i can relate in a way...
kiwifruit138 i was literally just thinking this. i’m 5’2 and the shortest person in my family by A LOT everyone is 5’10-6ft, guys have called me “just some small latina”. i’ve been insecure about my height my whole life but no one takes it seriously, girls get shit on for being short also thanks for saying this
Whoever thinks you're not supposed to be excited about making stuff is a jaded, or probably burned out artist. I get so excited every time I make a new track (btw dude your dubstep is SICK!).
No amount of insecurity has you sitting up straight at all times. Noel has good posture period. You don't have to be ailing of something in order not to be a slouchy lazy human being lol
I fucking love you two together. you guys play off of each other so perfectly. other then my boyfriend, you 2 hit the closest to home when it comes to my demented sense of humor. LOVE IT! :)
He released a kold world episode Pump it for one hour He's asleep Dump it, pump super xan He made another song Tell him he sounds too white, comment "we're only here for noel" on everything
i am also short so thank you noel for representing guys on the shorter side, and also for representing all mixed mexican filipino black indian egyptian mesopotamian oompa loompa raced people
Kairo Valqez out of everything to have a problem with
Lara's Account neither is Filipino, Indian, Egyptian, or Oompa Loompa, but that’s the fucking joke dumbass
@@larasaccount3318 and you aren't real
@@larasaccount3318 what does it feel like being a boring human being
@@larasaccount3318 it was a joke lol
Only 5'8? Hit the gym Mr. Struggle👏🏼
I don't think you know how the gym works...
RIP Logan Paul whooosh
I don't think y'all know this is a joke and reference to That's Cringe Girl Defined
LMAO!!
Leave him like his mother did.
Cody just coughing right into the mic, we love an unhygienic king
dis kinda dangerous now huh
josh lol was gonna day this aged very well
josh lol Rudy Gobert type beat
this comment didn’t age well
Oh no
I feel like Noel is the kinda guy you can pour your heart out to and he'll just respond with "yup, yeah I get what you mean, yeah"
Fair enuf
oh 100%
yeah i get what you mean
"yeah real shit bro i feel you
u wanna go get Burger King?"
Fuuuuuuck you too sexy to be depressed ahaha
🧢
😩
👈
i think everyone thinks noel is taller bc he has good posture and sits up in this whereas cody is just slouching and small
This makes sense.
This ruined my day. I thought he was 5’10” minimum.
Short Kings.
Noel is dominate and Cody is submitting to his top 😂
Now that you say it Noel really has good posture, couldn’t be me I get tired if I’m no slouching I know it’s bad 😭
Plus Noel's lanky and Cody's a bit more stocky
Poor Kelsey has to handle mr struggle
Fuck you nigga
Yo this may sound weird but my dogs name is Lucy and sometimes I call her Lucy goosey or just goose .... yeah so don’t know why I said that but maybe you’ll get something out of it sorry bye 👋🏽
@@page_kevonjajaja946 why so aggressive? Damn😭😭😭
on the brightside, 5'8" is also 4'20" sooooooo...
Nathan M. Nice
Nice
nice
Nice
Nice
I demand they stand up rn and show that Cody is taller than Noel bc I am not understanding
several cannoli gotta be the hair
Cody is slouching or has more of his height in his legs dipass. Get some omega 3s in ur system and maybe do a crossword puzzle every now and then so u can make basic conjectures like the rest of us.
"Guys that are 5'8 and 3 quarters"
This is the best thing i've ever read holy shit
Lol 420 likes
whenever they talk about a video I haven't seen, Noels accent is 100 times more funny than the actual video
for sure
facts
...”yo I got somethin else about the height thing” 15 minutes later
Quinn E Ait imma be real i know this 5 months late, ive started listening to their pods recently, but as soon as i read that noel said it at the same time and i thought u should know, also its mad late over here in europe so its the tiredness talking
AssassinHoodie dude r u good
kat de rosa this man is not tired that’s how you talk on Molly lmfao
You can see that Noel is still insecure about his height. That makes me sad because it really doesn't matter. He's a role model for me, him and cody make me laugh during my worst times. He taught me and many others to not take life too seriously. But he can't apply this to himself. This might be REALLY corny but he's a hero to me. He doesn't have to be taller or "better looking" to inspire and make millions of people laugh.
If i were to describe you, 5'8 wouldn't be the first thing on my mind. It would be " one of the funniest and cleverest dudes on youtube."
why why I know this comment is old, but I just wanted to tell you this is really sweet and that wasn’t corny at all fren
why why he is pretty hot
I didnt realize what this dudes name was at first and i was like why the fuck is everyone having an existential crisis over here before they type their comment
Fate HAHAHAHAHA holy shit same
@@eparnell lol
I am 5'11 & will now forever use the term manlet.
that escalated quickly.
fantastic :/
How short was he.
Anyone under 6 foot is a manlet in my eyes
What about smedium
tiny meat gang: Men, But Smaller!™️
Little manlets
little mousey back end bitches
Noel is an anagram of Elon
Shane Dawson's next conspiracy theory video.
you've got a 6ft heart noel
I'm short and I gave up on compensating for my height. So now I'm short and have no personality.
Nissi Vinnakota this is the greatest thing I’ve ever read
Thats def a lose-lose situation
Oh shut up Noel you're gorgeous no matter your height
^ wtf....?😅
Shaquille Edwards same hahahaha
Short problems, we’re just like you but we’re short. Just kidding we’re average
Alexis Avon do you feel better about yourself by posting selfies everyday caked in makeup ?
@@DoPrice do you know her Insta? If not then you don't make sense cause you don't post pictures on CZcams cheif
ShadyBeAShooketh hey “chief” look at her picture dumb bitch
@@DoPrice incel
@@DoPrice yep, definitely an incel🤣🤣
why would u hate tiny people when danny devito exists
Sad Canadian Boy preach brother
EnigmA nice flex
@EnigmA they sell $100+ jeans for short people too lol unless you are 8'6" and need specially made pants... Nah, man
true
you spelled Russ wrong
So excited to pop a Benadryl and listen to this in increments over the next few days as I fall in and out of sleep
Zoë Rose Whiting snort it.
ME AF
This is what I do
this is amazing, i'm glad i'm not the only one😂
i just binge it regardless of what i have to do
im personally offended because I too am built like a basketball hoop.
im built like a door lmao
yeet yoink LMFAOOOOO SAME BITCH
I wish I was tall 😔
Noel is reflecting on his insecurities in podcast. Self awareness sends confidence level sideways. Tiny man is asleep. Bump views and leave supportive comments from XL manlet-sympathizers. He is awake and reading positive comments; he is gaining confidence. Now let him notice all the extra views and comments are from people with anime avis who have not hit puberty yet and c r a s h it.
A J What the fuck did u even say?
A J
You made me giggle. 😊
I understood like 30% of your comment.
some y’all really not remembering legendary bits😭 i loved this comment i see you
your relationship is going well?
crash it
where is this joke from? the crash it
@@ratachaca96 bizonacci
A pair of legs with an opinion damn lol
5’8 isn’t short
But it’s shorter than me so if I ever meet them I’ll be sure to make a note of it
It is - anything below average is short technically - you could call it more along the lines of lower average.
If the average is like 180cm. 175 and 185 should be average as well. I feel like "short" is someone quite below average and "tall" is someone quite over the average and not like 2cm lol.
Also fuck the US customary system.
as someone insecure of my height, taking note of people's heights oozes insecurity so don't
If you arent 5'9 or taller you short.
#tinymengang
omd
Crying lmao
Noel: “I am not short.” Angrily
@Gabe Ochoa woooooooosh
@Gabe Ochoa you don't have any indication of her height?
Noel is 5'8"? *Crash it.*
Hell yeah
Bryn ???
hell yeah is that a lady
i love me some ladies
say my name
same my name
same high name
same hind aim
@@eonnephilim852 Mason
Just came here to say that the bruhs are snapping.
How is Cody taller than Noel
he's not - you can even tell when sitting down how broad their shoulders are.
Thomas Thas what’s their height got to do with how broad their shoulders are? Or am I being stupid
It doesn't
It doesn't, Thomas ur too blazed
taller people generally have broader shoulders than shorter .
Everytime Noel starts a story that involves his twitter you know it's going to be one of the best parts of the episode
at like 13:08 cody cleared his throat and then looked directly into my soul before turning back to noel and i am u n c o m f o r t a b le
Cody being 5’8 is actually impressive, he’s much taller than he looks
He's lying he's obviously 5'6 or 5'7 at the very best and he claimed 5'9
You're Mom is 5'8
You are mom is 5'8?
Agatha he looks about 4’2” like a garden gnome
Agatha all these shitty ass comments with 2k likes and this one doesn’t have 1 mil likes?!?
fuckin a
its okay my boyfriend thinks hes 5'10 but hes definitely like 5'8 but im only 5'0 so i let him have his two inches.
Lol you're a much better person than I am lmao I'd be hounding him for that 😂
Carmen Lasserre that’s like if he made fun of you for being fat as fuck. Except you can do something about it and he can’t.
Don Price relax, dog
@@DoPrice naw donny boy. Did we hurt your little feelings? How tall are you, bub? 4'0 nothing? Lmao fuck off you little sook 😂
Don Price he’s right tho
"Crash it" is the new "im foocking gay"
Someone needs to write a fanfic of Cody and Elon Musk and then Cody can make a video reading it
How bout nah.
Well.. I'm never meeting them so in my heart Noel will always be 6'3" and Cody 5'11" (and a quarter maybe I haven't decided yet)
no why
noel would look so weird if he was tall
“Standin 5’8”, voice 6’5””
0:57 Cody wtf happened
Joelle Reid you got a sis named riley?
Darpan Mandolikar nope
Joelle Reid cool
Darpan Mandolikar hahahaha
Do you have a sister named Jodie? Then it’d be Joelle and Jodie and Noel and Cody 🤷♀️
Someone should edit this so it’s just you guys repeating “yeah” to eachother 😂.
zoloft for anxiety just makes you feel like god isn’t actively trying to kill you
aye yo that’s straight upppppp
48:48 it's confirmed, Cody is 38
Cody: "Water, as everyone knows, is the worst lube ever." well some people don't know, stop virgin shaming
That dubstep track was mad groovy
Praxi Plays I love you
do a remake
duude ur my favorite istg
So yall gonna address who won the “gay for me” challenge? Smh
max havekost true shit! I have been waiting for that since that podcast came out!!
Obviously Noel tbh
nah they even adressed that noel won
You guys actually figured out the aux! Awesome. Top notch quality podcast, thanks for this. Even though I didn't contribute to your patreon and I'm a cheap piece of shit.
I don't think Noel actually listens to Cody when he talks so he just says "yeah" "mhm" yeah".
I guess you haven't been in this kind of conversation before but sometimes you Just gotta listen, and the only thing you can say is a confirmation.
Absolute Backfire that was a perfect explanation. i am speechless.
Bro that's how i communicate with people! I want them to know what I'm paying attention!
Noel Gets Angry....
2 Episodes Later..
Noel Actually Gets Angry...
Next expisode...
Noel became the Devil, Literally!
This is actually one of my favorite podcasts
It's great watching 2 middle-aged men talking about how insecure they are about their height
two G-boys one podcast
Anthony Figueroa
Sounds hot
Anthony Figueroa smb
Wtf Noel has always looked tall to me
I appreciate the apology for the Zoloft comment as a Zoloft taker. But the joke was pretty funny.
Walker Kelly did you get offended by it?
Dude I woulda never guessed that Noel was 5’8. I know the struggle bro, I round up to 5’9😂
The Sports Gamer HQ I thought they were both 5’10”, so I wasn’t too far off
"I am 5'.... 12"
Cody seems like that type of guy u see online and think he’s short but then you think oh no he’s gonna be taller than I think but then you see him in person and he’s actually shorter than you think
Coming back to this set after seeing them on a spaceship. What a glow up.
All five dislikes are people who are over 5'8"
I got like 4 ads in the first 30 mins of the podcast.. I'm so happy for you guys
When you post a podcast, it instantly becomes the highlight of my week. My mother gave birth to my new brother yesterday... this is still the highlight
Uglier i follow you on ig lmao
This is probably the best tmg episode, I keep coming back to it.
Holy shit Noel is good at impressions 🤣🤣
you’re telling me i could have seen this a week earlier if i was subscribed to the patreon? what a deal
patreon is mainly for support. you don't have to do it. complaining about free content looks great on you btw
Hell yeah
"We're making up for the 4 inches we didn't get" - Noel Miller 2018
Yeah Zoloft doesn't even feel like anything. It's like the absence of feeling. Like it takes away the thousand pound slab on your chest
Just realizing now that Cody and Noel are shorter than me..
Mad ikr it’s weird
Still get more bitches tho
“They are promoting the show.. send the views side ways... crash it.. they are writing more.. send the views sideways... he’s awake.. lay him off fullscreen”
Is extra medium smaller or bigger than regular medium?
Dina D. What does the work extra mean. Once you figure that out you will know
Bigger
Antonio I an extra small is smaller, extra large is bigger so her question is valid
20 mins of the patreon at the end.. we here to watch you guys, my dudes
i think this is my fav podcast you've done so far
This is actually last week’s episode TYPE BEAT
Oh i thought it's the same episode
AJ me too
This is your absolute best video yet. Well done!
I waited all morning for this 😤 it’s about time guys
This podcast keeps me going
I'm a girl and I'm 5' 2" I know it's not comparable to your conversation necessarily but almost everyone in my life is taller than me and I get made fun of for being short all of the time. I'm 23 and I look like I'm 16. I know girls are "supposed" to be cute and small but like you said when you walk into a room and you're short people are like, "why is there a 5 year old here?" Idk, all i'm saying is i can relate in a way...
kiwifruit138 i was literally just thinking this. i’m 5’2 and the shortest person in my family by A LOT everyone is 5’10-6ft, guys have called me “just some small latina”. i’ve been insecure about my height my whole life but no one takes it seriously, girls get shit on for being short also thanks for saying this
Tina no they’re just playing most likely. If not then oh well, people = shit.
I felt that 😔 I’m 4’11 and won’t grow anymore
I’m 23 and 4’11 🙃
I'm 22 and I'm 5'0 🥺😭 lmao
I could listen to Noel go off about being short forever
Whoever thinks you're not supposed to be excited about making stuff is a jaded, or probably burned out artist. I get so excited every time I make a new track (btw dude your dubstep is SICK!).
this was honestly one of the funniest episodes! i could listen to you guys all day :D
I'm barely 5'2 standing up wtf
i always watch this while doing cardio every friday ✨thx guys
That big brother "crash it" thing was easily the best thing to come out of this episode
This was absolutely hilarious. Outstanding content haha. Thanks for the laughs
Noel looks so much taller than Cody probably because he has good posture from being insecure about his height and wanting to look bigger
No amount of insecurity has you sitting up straight at all times. Noel has good posture period. You don't have to be ailing of something in order not to be a slouchy lazy human being lol
@@2010jimz nah but insecurity can make you develop a habit, even more when it's a win-win (good posture/looking taller)
this is over a year old but im laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes! "crash it" you guys are so funny oh my god
I still come back to this one all the time
I fucking love you two together. you guys play off of each other so perfectly. other then my boyfriend, you 2 hit the closest to home when it comes to my demented sense of humor. LOVE IT! :)
5’8 isn’t short
oh it is
Indigo Detry yes it is
That’s what a short 5’8 person would say
I’m like 5’5 or 5’6 and I don’t feel short at all 😤
it's xtra medium
cody has weird ass fingers
That's an odd diss
He released a kold world episode
Pump it for one hour
He's asleep
Dump it, pump super xan
He made another song
Tell him he sounds too white, comment "we're only here for noel" on everything
7 months too late but the waterboarding part had me CRYING
Dude that bro snapped!
Would definitely watch if you guys streamed on twitch!
Noel does
the banter on this one was TOP NOTCH pretty funny seeing manlets fight over who is the lesser manlet
Love this podcast!!! It would be great if you could put it on soundcloud
Cody 2018, "I'm almost at a million subs!!"
Beginning of 2020, 4.36 million subs!
i thought they kept saying "man-lit" like how is that different from regular lit
This is the best episode yet
You explained getting ridden in the tub prefectly hahaha
19:47 cody your canadian is coming out
they’ve gotten to that age where they can’t laugh without coughing
Never have I felt more empowered watching a podcast, being a medium manlet myself, you have my thanks from the bottom of my heart. Ly dudes 🔥
Omg Noel and Cody I'm so glad u guys are representing the 5'8 squad