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Komentáře • 135

  • @keith3946
    @keith3946 Před rokem +1188

    Homegirl in the back was Thoroughly enjoying that crematory/creamery joke at the end.

    • @ThanenJ
      @ThanenJ Před rokem +77

      She had the same sentiments he did. Lol

    • @bunkydoes8048
      @bunkydoes8048 Před rokem +124

      The smart half of her brain thought it was pretty funny, the fat half of her brain thought it was REALLY funny.

    • @membery782
      @membery782 Před rokem +21

      Why is there always a comment that makes me go back and watch it again?

    • @89Valkyrie
      @89Valkyrie Před rokem +12

      Ya, she thought about something "else" when she heard Crematorium.

    • @connor1558
      @connor1558 Před rokem +1

      Bold of you to assume gender 😂😂

  • @TaigaShaman
    @TaigaShaman Před rokem +175

    “Need a couple of olympics to pass first babe” 💀

  • @JASmith-oy8db
    @JASmith-oy8db Před rokem +248

    Those women laughing at the end... what a great crowd!

  • @willow_tree
    @willow_tree Před rokem +85

    stav got stunlocked by the guy's story lmao

  • @who_what
    @who_what Před rokem +42

    almost had another thousand island stare moment

  • @gasmangwap5975
    @gasmangwap5975 Před rokem +20

    Dude in da crowd was a good sport and Stravos made him comfortable.

  • @Micahslooseearlobe
    @Micahslooseearlobe Před rokem +397

    Stavros would be a twig if his jokes burned calories

    • @JustMe-ub9yo
      @JustMe-ub9yo Před rokem +4

      Laughing does burn calories.

    • @SmickyD
      @SmickyD Před rokem

      @@JustMe-ub9yo so does s'n my d

    • @stridersanza426
      @stridersanza426 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@JustMe-ub9yothanks Adam

    • @scrotooftheninefingers218
      @scrotooftheninefingers218 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@JustMe-ub9yoThis dude is totally not gay. I would know, because I’m gay.

    • @timt4715
      @timt4715 Před měsícem

      @@scrotooftheninefingers218because you sucked him off and he didn’t even like it

  • @chieftron
    @chieftron Před rokem +118

    As someone who's been together with their significant other for 10 years this September and engaged for the past 4 years, this shit is too relatable lol.

    • @RuFi0000000
      @RuFi0000000 Před rokem

      let's see that dick

    • @BrentCoppernoll
      @BrentCoppernoll Před 11 měsíci +7

      You had a whole pandemic to deal with. Cut yourself some slack.

    • @Jparker941
      @Jparker941 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Get married you’re wasting her time

    • @chieftron
      @chieftron Před 11 měsíci +13

      @@Jparker941 Imagine that, a piece of paper dictates whether or not I'm wasting someone's time. Get out of here. Marriage is a mind state, and dedication towards each other, not some arbitrary piece of paper. We love each other and dedicated to each other and that's what matters. If people actually treated the marriage title other than just a piece of paper, there would be a lot less divorces.

    • @mrbigsquare382
      @mrbigsquare382 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@chieftronshes cheating on u 🤪

  • @reidhendrick2839
    @reidhendrick2839 Před rokem +16

    lol, you know Stav is coming up when the deer parks are transforming into Voss glass bottles

    • @alnibodycare
      @alnibodycare Před 11 měsíci

      I feel like he’d appreciate this joke lol

  • @Executor73
    @Executor73 Před rokem +83

    Brother, your humor is a gift...thank you for sharing it!

    • @LlVEFromMars
      @LlVEFromMars Před rokem +5

      @@conor7154 We're all gay and we're here to support our buddy, Stav. You can git onboard or git out.

    • @mangonectar8117
      @mangonectar8117 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@conor7154you either wanna experience the Stav all the way or you don’t.

  • @elbolsillo
    @elbolsillo Před rokem +12

    The theme music at the end of these reminds me of some cheap game I would rent at Blockbuster as a kid in the early 90s. I love it.

    • @kylebattin
      @kylebattin Před 10 měsíci +1

      HiFi Paperboy

    • @PaulH206
      @PaulH206 Před 8 měsíci

      animal crossing ass music

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol Před 5 měsíci

      similar (aural:visual) aesthetics to snes' tetris 2
      = synesthetic "vibe" that flashes my mind
      every gd time i hear that gd tune
      g gd g tho so i don't mind

  • @yuyufool117
    @yuyufool117 Před 11 měsíci +7

    the audience itself is comedy gold

  • @dazling5890
    @dazling5890 Před rokem +63

    This dude isn't just hilarious, he's accidentally push out a fart hilarious.

  • @Dell-ol6hb
    @Dell-ol6hb Před rokem +34

    that lady in the background is dying someone get her to a hospital

  • @KiaOrion
    @KiaOrion Před rokem +4

    gold. that last piece was perfect

  • @ravenna_bronze
    @ravenna_bronze Před rokem +13

    Literal Homer Simpson brain. Mmmmm... Creamatorium 🤤

  • @dualsportdadz
    @dualsportdadz Před rokem +28

    the lady in the back might need medical attention

  • @S4MBONE
    @S4MBONE Před 5 měsíci

    This is so good

  • @4ngelo_
    @4ngelo_ Před rokem +2

    i laughed so fff hard at this lmao stav is the man of the people

  • @plok6669
    @plok6669 Před rokem +11

    Who let a seagull in at the end?

  • @MikeLawrencePhoto
    @MikeLawrencePhoto Před 11 měsíci +2

    So subtle, but that cream-atory joke hit me so hard lol

  • @Pierro1982
    @Pierro1982 Před rokem +9

    I’m just here for stavs laugh 😂

  • @robertclark4506
    @robertclark4506 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Stavros' crowd work is like the Humans of NY of stand-up

  • @HokieD1993
    @HokieD1993 Před rokem +10

    Still the best comedian out there

  • @mustardpikachu3597
    @mustardpikachu3597 Před rokem +3

    That lady got completely lost at the crematory

  • @mhphotography08
    @mhphotography08 Před rokem

    November 5-8, come to Atlanta for a couple nights!

  • @RigetVisuals
    @RigetVisuals Před rokem +1

    stavyy baby

  • @stephenleonard8993
    @stephenleonard8993 Před rokem

    Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @S4MBONE
    @S4MBONE Před 5 měsíci +1

    Creamerytorium. The new age of baskin robbins.

  • @jeffnogo
    @jeffnogo Před rokem +7

    One of my best friends proposed to his girlfriend like 6 years ago. She said yes, they're still together, but they're still not married.

  • @anywallsocket
    @anywallsocket Před rokem

    P sure you almost took that lady out at the end 😂

  • @pr9273
    @pr9273 Před 7 měsíci

    The 🤙🏻🥃 Man

  • @zane62135
    @zane62135 Před rokem

    Hilarious.

  • @merrsa1
    @merrsa1 Před rokem

    Yo Stavvy clip that crematorium bit.

  • @joeb588
    @joeb588 Před 11 měsíci

    I had the same exact thought when he said crematorium

  • @BareSphereMass
    @BareSphereMass Před rokem +1

    3:00 I did not know Stavros did Exorcisms.

  • @camelface1
    @camelface1 Před rokem +1

    Hearing “Crematory” and thinking “Delicious”, has to be the fattest thing I’ve ever heard.

  • @billbrasky7540
    @billbrasky7540 Před rokem

    It's either dead people or ice cream
    😂

  • @devuroasts1667
    @devuroasts1667 Před rokem

    my mans drinkin voss!

  • @kylebattin
    @kylebattin Před 10 měsíci

    Cold Stone Crematorium

  • @kekchanbiggestfan
    @kekchanbiggestfan Před 9 měsíci +2

    Ah yes we all know the two sides of Stav: “fat” and “smart”

  • @TalsBadKidney
    @TalsBadKidney Před 9 měsíci

    that thumbnail haaaa

  • @ethanel4222
    @ethanel4222 Před rokem +2

    Stavvy's glitch had me going!

  • @Skukkix23
    @Skukkix23 Před 9 měsíci +5

    I love how you can be dumb, and make it presentable and everybody enjoys it so it's actually smart again. Good luck in the creamatory Stav

  • @dunit911
    @dunit911 Před rokem +1

    i love stavs success but my boy got the 10 thousand island stare rn

  • @calvinthegreat69
    @calvinthegreat69 Před rokem +1

    brb, gonna go open up an ice cream shop called The Creamatory

  • @zegikniet9999
    @zegikniet9999 Před 9 měsíci

    Imagine that...

  • @leeborocz-johnson1649
    @leeborocz-johnson1649 Před rokem +1

    Starvos Halkins

  • @DuuuvalTWD
    @DuuuvalTWD Před rokem +6

    My brother would say the same thing, and I'm built like a tack

    • @OptimusPrimeribs
      @OptimusPrimeribs Před rokem

      A frightening image comes to mind. So you're super skinny except for some giant shoulders?

    • @superblump87
      @superblump87 Před rokem +1

      He's talking about his johnson. Re-watch the clip.

    • @OptimusPrimeribs
      @OptimusPrimeribs Před rokem

      @@superblump87 I understood the clip and the first part of the commenter's sentence.

  • @deepspacejazz
    @deepspacejazz Před rokem +2

    This is either fucked up or delicious 😄😄😄

  • @thievingpanda
    @thievingpanda Před rokem +10

    10 years before marriage is the perfect length to date. If you haven't broke up after that length of time then you know for sure you were meant to be together.

  • @TheBaioken
    @TheBaioken Před rokem

    how does your relationship life look though stavros?

  • @MetalPhlex
    @MetalPhlex Před rokem +1

    More "crowd work" wooooooo

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177

    Theo Von and Stav are 🔥 comedians
    Gang gang

  • @redharon2352
    @redharon2352 Před rokem +6

    This 4K quality really lets you see all of Stav's fat folds

  • @steveg4834
    @steveg4834 Před rokem

    😂😂😂

  • @sananton2821
    @sananton2821 Před rokem +1

    Did they write "crematory"...?

  • @dumpsta-divrr365
    @dumpsta-divrr365 Před 6 měsíci

    Ahh man i wish he asked him why

  • @ottokoivunen
    @ottokoivunen Před rokem

    mmhhm creamatorium 😋

  • @lanceknuth5300
    @lanceknuth5300 Před 11 měsíci +2

    The first couple of times that I heard about women being engaged for more than a year were shocking, but apparently there are a whole bunch of them that will just settle for nothing.

    • @alnibodycare
      @alnibodycare Před 11 měsíci +4

      Marriage isn’t important to everyone. it’s meaningless. People can be unmarried and more committed than fools who sign a piece of paper.

    • @MrMejia187
      @MrMejia187 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@alnibodycarereals shit

  • @nick8339
    @nick8339 Před rokem +3

    Stav could have and should have made 15 mins of content out of this situation

  • @IuItim
    @IuItim Před rokem +1

    Was someone being stabbed in the back at end?

  • @TheRevolutionOfLife
    @TheRevolutionOfLife Před měsícem

    Huuaaaaahuaaaahuaaaaahuuuaaaa

  • @spammerscammer
    @spammerscammer Před rokem

    If Ron Jermey and Snookie had a butt baby.

  • @alexanderfehr2047
    @alexanderfehr2047 Před rokem

    Man, Stavy was stoned on this one

  • @Unbiased1225
    @Unbiased1225 Před rokem

    I wish he dug in a little bit more about how 8 years actually passed. Like did she say yes right away and they were figuring shit out for 8 years? Or was it he asked and she didnt answer for 8 and was thinking about it?!

  • @RisioTheorem
    @RisioTheorem Před 11 měsíci +1

    All those years of Nick ribbing on Stav for his weight really rubbed off on this one

  • @jc-tu6pg
    @jc-tu6pg Před rokem

    How does he do it?? I just can't understand how a human can be that quick. Is it staged? It's gotta be staged

  • @pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510

    Can we, as a society, all collectively agree to start only referring to Trump as "the apprentice host"?

    • @Maazin5
      @Maazin5 Před rokem +3

      I prefer WWE Hall of Famer

    • @madgreek253
      @madgreek253 Před rokem

      @@Maazin5 I prefer to call him fat orange clown or inmate #

    • @somuchfortalent
      @somuchfortalent Před rokem +1

      Why? Mr. President is hilarious.

    • @hettbeans
      @hettbeans Před rokem

      I prefer "former D-list reality TV star under multiple criminal indictments" but similar energy yeah

    • @somuchfortalent
      @somuchfortalent Před rokem +1

      @@hettbeans Easy, guy. Too much salt. 🤣

  • @wavesrenegades2747
    @wavesrenegades2747 Před rokem

    First?