@@AceOfStars0 The man is way to pure to say something like that. It was some other kid who realized after what he said and instantly regretted it. Live in a pretty Christian dense area.
I mean I play the violin And one day my g string snapped and it did so I told my English + math teachers while complaining It took them a second I forgot about it too 😃 The brain rot of a musician
My director to the trumpets after they missed an F# for the 5th time: Trumpets! Is it this finger *waves index finger*, or this finger *waves middle finger*? The trumpets in unison: IT'S THIS FINGER *flipping my director off*!!!! The superintendent and principle watched this entire exchange lmao.
Once my orchestra friend was very disturbed by the tuning he overheard: Band director: Push in more Bari sax: But I can’t see my co- Band director: Doesn’t matter, push in
@@goatplaysguitar it could mean what frost said, or the little cork thing in your sax to make your sounds cleaner. Not many sax players use it but I’ve seen people using them.
@@GingerVixen What are you talking about? Also I'm pretty sure in this instance it's the cork on the neck, since it's the relevant piece of the saxophone here.
kid in my band class was having trouble hitting super low notes (plays euphonium) and the trombone sitting next to him yelled “LOSEN YOUR CHEEKS!” the room erupted with laughter 😂 😂
Dudeee I used to play percussion in band with two other kids. One day we got our sheet music and the girl next to me playing the bells looked at her music and saw that she only had D natural to play for her part. So she loudly exclaimed “ohhhhh I get a lot of D!!”. My band teacher replied “yes you get D and nothing but D” me and the entire class realized lol and started laughing hysterically but the girl and our teacher had no idea haha 😂
Today in orchestra two cello girls were looking at each others cellos and the teacher asked why. One of them said: "We're looking at the shape of our cellos, because her cello is flat." Then there was a discussion about cello sizes and curves on the instrument
Y'know, my band teacher was right when she said music was dirty. That's why whenever I play the saxophone I blow a long D, it's so long I have to come back up for air.
I recently had an assembly at school and the guy had some type of instrument this guy has and this guy just casually says “yOu HaVe To LeArN tO fInGeR iF yOu WaNt To PlAy WoOdWiNd InStRuMeNtS” everyone was dying of laughter with out dirty minds 😂
band/orchestra are literally the most wrong classes to someone who isn't in either. like my band director will be saying normal stuff like "blow harder guys" "more" "check fingerings and positions" and some random kid will walk in giving a pass or something and they'll be terrified 😭
Nah cause why are there so many ways you can make band sound dirty 😭 when I first started learning saxophone I had a really hard time playing D and when I finally got it I yelled, “I JUST BLEW A PERFECT D!!!” 😳
Better than someone playing an F, then A, then G through an amusement park (yes, he still works there-only other band people could recognize the notes)
Ikr like we have to blow into instruments to make a sound IT ALWAYS SOUNDS SO WRONG I play flute and sometimes I just do the fingerings and I say I'm just gonna do the fingerings and it sounds so wrong
Bruh, there is this one kid in my band class that plays saxophone. She had to pull out her mouthpiece a little because the band director told her too, and one of the percussionist said " yeah, you need to get better on your pull out game" bro 💀 I heard an AYOOO across the room. I literally cackled.
My section member was asking about what gloves we wear during marching band. He asked “should I get the fingerless?” And I, very loudly said, “no. You’re getting fingered.”
True story - one of my music teachers had a very immature sense of humour. During one lesson he came up to a classmate who was working on his composition assignment and asked how he was getting on. My classmate said “I’m just doing some fingering sir” to which the teacher said “that’s what I like to do Friday night”
So I always play my trombone better whenever my lips are wet. Well, one day I was talking to a friend, and I said pretty loudly: “the wetter the better!”. My life was ruined from then on 😫
Musical instruments can sound so dirty sometimes I can't 🤣🤣 I am a pianist and when I started learning, I was learning the note names and how each one sounded. I can't forget this 🤣 When I got the perfect C and D keys on the piano. I screamed out saying : I PLAYED WITH THE PERFECT C AND D ! 💀 Didn't realise it until my parents barged in demanding what did I meant. When I realised, I died out of embarrassment and the worst part my sister was recording it. She sent it to my teacher 💀💀💀
Help😂 One time in my music class I asked the pianist how you were meant to finger the piano (I play the harp) and the whole class of 12-13 year olds fell dead silent. But I thought he couldn’t hear me or something so repeated it several times till someone had to literally point out the double meaning to me. 💀 my friends remind me of it to this day.
@@jfkfk-ip5dv I play Tenor saxophone currently for my band, I was switched over when my band teacher said we needed a Tenor because we had plenty of Altos, and we already had a Bari Saxophone player. Tenor saxophone is all the exact same fingering as Alto, so it was super easy to learn. But yes I did play clarinet and alto!
Nah cause I play clarinet and my teacher said “I’m gonna finger for you And your gonna blow for me” I laughed so hard and he was like “Oh I hear it” everybody was laughing lmaoo
Me and my step sibling are both in band so we just casually say “finger”, but my sister isn’t in band. She understands what we mean but she, playfully, makes fun of us for it
‘I’m gonna finger and you’re gonna blow’ Accurate representation of a conversation I’ve had with my teacher/ crush. I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t blow well. He was very disappointed
As a flutist, I wasn't even fazed when he said that until they started laughing. It would blow a non-musician's mind how much dirty stuff we say in band without even thinking about it. That is actually a very normal thing to say in band - especially when you are just learning.😭
Bro. I play trumpet, and my friend plays trombone. He found his dad's old cornet(basically a trumpet) it was funny cuz they didn't play it in a long time, so the valves were stuck
Ah, love those dirty oboe jokes… 😂 so silly but never failed, I mean I love my Oboe but OBOYYY she’s hilarious for an instrument. Don’t tell her I said that.
we say a lot of weird stuff in music. I remember one of my friends in highschool was learning the oboe and she was struggling a bit with getting a consistent sound, so my music teacher kept her after class to teach her “a tongue thing”
First year playing it, and I don’t understand how people play for an hour straight of songs. 10 minutes in and my upper lip starts shaking and I can’t hold my mouth normal without it opening up. Is it just an over time resistance thing or am I just trying too hard?
As a trombone player, I realized that brass kicks a$$ because we ARE the instrument. No reeds or dumb sh*t, that’s why we can growl and get dirty and not sound like a p*ssy flute or a piece of wood flopping around
As an oboist, that was a very good first try (I think it was a first try). Most new people struggle to make any sound at all when they first start because the reed is so weird.
“How about you stop talking and finger?”
Was once said in my band class. We’ve never been the same ever since.
Bro my band teacher says that everyday, sometimes he says “Just shut up! It’s not that hard!”
Edit: Holy shucks bro 100 likes like what thx
My band teacher once said "Finger your D" 😭 she meant the note
Do you have Temu?
WHO SAID THAT CUZ ISTG IF IT WAS YOUR TEACHER-
@@AceOfStars0
The man is way to pure to say something like that. It was some other kid who realized after what he said and instantly regretted it.
Live in a pretty Christian dense area.
"I'm gonna finger and your gonna blow "💀
Hahaha we all know whats next 😂😂😂😂
XD THAT COMMENT KILLED ME
Lol
“Your gonna bow and ill do finger this time”
@@mr.luckypov6936 yuh💀
B t b k t t b t k
Only one type of person can say that and not realise what they’ve said.
A musician.
I mean
I play the violin
And one day my g string snapped
and it did
so I told my English + math teachers while complaining
It took them a second
I forgot about it too 😃
The brain rot of a musician
@@kamiplaysviolin OH NO-
THAT TOOK ME A SECOND-
@@g0blin_T04sT
RIGHT!
IT’S LIKE #&#&*@&#
Yeah!
@@kamiplaysviolin I play the violin to and that is like worse than losing a chicken or bunny
@@kamiplaysviolin i play the violin and im so confused
As a musician I can confirm that we say the most sus things as any other person and can usually say them perfectly with a straight face.
Spot on
So true
Fr
And then our friends say ummm and then you realize and you both burst out laughing 😂
never forget to Bsus
“I’m gonna finger your gonna blow” you would be suprised how normal those terms are in the band world
me and my best friend say stuff like that all the time just for the dirtiness
*you're
Fr 😂 i play clarinet
@@GP-qi1ve 😐
@@GP-qi1ve 😐
“make sure you’re doing the fingering right” - my 7th grade orchestra teacher
STOOPPPPPPPP😭😭😭😭🏃
💀
That’s why I love the number sextillion
RELATABLEEE
WHY IS THIS RELATABLE 😭😭😭
I’m in band and once the principle walked in on my band director saying “ok guys finger along with me” I have never seen anyone look that disturbed
The most average band rehearsal 😭🤣
My director to the trumpets after they missed an F# for the 5th time: Trumpets! Is it this finger *waves index finger*, or this finger *waves middle finger*?
The trumpets in unison: IT'S THIS FINGER *flipping my director off*!!!!
The superintendent and principle watched this entire exchange lmao.
@@ainsleygilson6869 the director had it coming
@@Fire_9596 Indeed lmao
Once my orchestra friend was very disturbed by the tuning he overheard:
Band director: Push in more
Bari sax: But I can’t see my co-
Band director: Doesn’t matter, push in
As a non bari sax player, I want to know what “co-“ was supposed to be
@@goatplaysguitar cork, as in the cork that goes ard the neck of the instrument under the mouthpiece
@@goatplaysguitar it could mean what frost said, or the little cork thing in your sax to make your sounds cleaner. Not many sax players use it but I’ve seen people using them.
@@GingerVixen
What are you talking about? Also I'm pretty sure in this instance it's the cork on the neck, since it's the relevant piece of the saxophone here.
@@GingerVixen i have no idea whats that lmao
“I’m gonna finger, and you’re going to blow”
**sigh** “let’s go to the comments section”
EXACTLY
YUHHUH
S A M E
fr
Youre damn right
As a band major, I’m immune. I have to hear stuff like this so often and I trained hard to hold in my laughter.
My high school music club goes thru these every single day yet we can't stop laughing every time 😂
@@dorykrysz omg SAMEEEEE, buts it's like the same person causing problems but it's still HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
kid in my band class was having trouble hitting super low notes (plays euphonium) and the trombone sitting next to him yelled “LOSEN YOUR CHEEKS!” the room erupted with laughter 😂 😂
Dudeee I used to play percussion in band with two other kids. One day we got our sheet music and the girl next to me playing the bells looked at her music and saw that she only had D natural to play for her part. So she loudly exclaimed “ohhhhh I get a lot of D!!”. My band teacher replied “yes you get D and nothing but D” me and the entire class realized lol and started laughing hysterically but the girl and our teacher had no idea haha 😂
“Harder! Firmer! Pull in! Firm up your cheeks!” - my 8th grade band teacher
@@celestialily6519 😂
"I'm gonna finger and your gonna blow" i didn't understand until they laughed💀💀💀
lemme guess what they did after they filmed this video
@@_Omri she teached him the violin next 💅
@@dhandrieable yeah and he was using the stick to make her enjoy😏
@@_Omri the music💅
Good, you’re not dirty minded
Bruh the wording😂
Edit:Thank y’all for all the likes!
132 likes and no comments? Let’s fix this
213 likes and one comment 😶🤨
Holy crap it’s me but Icy is spelt worse than mine!
Exakt 1000 Likes i don't ruint that
@@blvvdy._.amberx What do we
Orchestra teacher telling us how to bow on the G string: "You need to press harder; just push"
HAHAHHAHAHA
That’s necessary to hit the g spot yk
Today in orchestra two cello girls were looking at each others cellos and the teacher asked why. One of them said: "We're looking at the shape of our cellos, because her cello is flat." Then there was a discussion about cello sizes and curves on the instrument
us violins have the f hole and we do fingerings and positions...
@@galaxium4540 ah yes and while bowing you have to grasp the tip to make good noises
my band director once called himself “the fingering master”
WHAT 😨
Y'know, my band teacher was right when she said music was dirty. That's why whenever I play the saxophone I blow a long D, it's so long I have to come back up for air.
ay wait what
No way, I’m the master at fingering. No wonder my friends say I’m a jazz natural, I spice up the room when I blow A minor.
BAGAHAH LMAO
don’t forget “pull out” “push in” etc
for real, i play guitar so i end up fingering a minor a lot💯
This is my band teacher. He be telling the flutes, “Smaller hole, blow harder.” 😭😭😭😭😭
I play flute😂
@MagicalFlutePlayer sameee
@@emilymcdaniel6308 I play clarinet lol
I play trombone 😂
And that is the exact same thing he tells us 😂
I recently had an assembly at school and the guy had some type of instrument this guy has and this guy just casually says “yOu HaVe To LeArN tO fInGeR iF yOu WaNt To PlAy WoOdWiNd InStRuMeNtS” everyone was dying of laughter with out dirty minds 😂
band/orchestra are literally the most wrong classes to someone who isn't in either. like my band director will be saying normal stuff like "blow harder guys" "more" "check fingerings and positions" and some random kid will walk in giving a pass or something and they'll be terrified 😭
That kid be like "What the fuck is going on in there".
Nah cause why are there so many ways you can make band sound dirty 😭 when I first started learning saxophone I had a really hard time playing D and when I finally got it I yelled, “I JUST BLEW A PERFECT D!!!” 😳
Better than someone playing an F, then A, then G through an amusement park (yes, he still works there-only other band people could recognize the notes)
Ikr like we have to blow into instruments to make a sound IT ALWAYS SOUNDS SO WRONG I play flute and sometimes I just do the fingerings and I say I'm just gonna do the fingerings and it sounds so wrong
Have you heard trombone dirty before, we have slides, lubricant, and white milky stuff for our slide😂
@@caleb2824 LMAOOO NO WAY 😂
plsss i play clarinet and high d was so hard to play at first, i once loudly said “yay, the d came out!” lmao
I just started playing oboe this year, and it’s a really fun instrument to play lmao
I've played since 5th grade and I'm in 8th now! There's gonna be hardships but keep going!
@@kayliesawyer8448 dang, any tips?
@@tranquilfates4690 Get good reeds. I had really crappy reeds up until this summer, and my playing has improved so much.
@@tranquilfates4690 are you playing in a band or anything?
@@kayliesawyer8448 hmm I think I do have pretty good reeds rn and yes I am playing in band
I can relate, band class is filled with dirty minded children and the teachers say the weirdest crap
Yes and the weird band terms “finger” “slurs” “blow”
Bruh, there is this one kid in my band class that plays saxophone. She had to pull out her mouthpiece a little because the band director told her too, and one of the percussionist said " yeah, you need to get better on your pull out game" bro 💀 I heard an AYOOO across the room. I literally cackled.
My section member was asking about what gloves we wear during marching band. He asked “should I get the fingerless?” And I, very loudly said, “no. You’re getting fingered.”
Somewhat antithetical to actual goings-on - clarinets and piccs get fingerless
"I'm gonna finger and you're gonna blow"
**Two hours later**
"Ok time to play the oboe"
Damn 2 hours dudes a champ
2 hours damnnnn
@@HelloThere..... well, they are young...😂
Wtf bro
That rhymed
10/10 creativity
"Make sure you get the fingering right"
"Now lets airplay and finger"
-eighth grade band teacher
True story - one of my music teachers had a very immature sense of humour. During one lesson he came up to a classmate who was working on his composition assignment and asked how he was getting on.
My classmate said “I’m just doing some fingering sir” to which the teacher said “that’s what I like to do Friday night”
“I’m gonna finger and you’re gonna blow” 💀💀💀
2 seconds later *OMG* 💀
That sounded so wrong 😂
"im gonna finger and you're gonna blow"
bro nah that's the most dirtiest thing I've ever heard with my own ears 💀
Welp it's normal for me because I'm in band💀💀
I’ve heard worse
@@eepy_akiiioo same
@bozenastaszel2256it's about se-
Fun fact: I’m pretty sure oboe is one of the hardest instruments to learn how to play
So he is actually quite skilled
Band out of context for the win
I was teaching kids how to play the oboe and I said the same thing. I recently got released from jail.
😂😂😂
Like actually or not
@@sidneyw477 bruh
Well i think its the context that matters. It didn't help that you didn't say it in the context of the instrument you were teaching. LoL
AH UH SAVAGE POLICE OR KIDS😂
Bro the weird sounding stuff is so relatable because in my band class my teacher will say something and it will just sound so wrong 💀
Literally and it always happens in band class 😭
@@alexthomas8502Fr😭
"I play the boe boe"💀
I am still not sure if you're a couple or brother and sister.. since you two just fit so well together
So I always play my trombone better whenever my lips are wet. Well, one day I was talking to a friend, and I said pretty loudly: “the wetter the better!”. My life was ruined from then on 😫
I mean they dont call it a tromboner for nothin (This is coming from another fellow trombone player lol)
NOO- 💀
i can see that as a person that plays the trombone😭
We need a vid of her teaching you the violin
yesss
When I started I couldn’t even make a noise
YASSS, it’s so hard, trust me i’ve played it since i was 3 and a half
I've been learning violin for 2 weeks now, and I can't seem to make the bow make sound for some reason
@@Madi.starsss put more pressure on the bow with your pointer finger and make sure the bow has enough rosin.
A lot of my friends are in band, unfortunately I’m not as special, but anyway I hear them say the wildest things 💀
Later that night: "Can you teach me oboe once more?"
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AYOOO OK MAN WA-
Musical instruments can sound so dirty sometimes I can't 🤣🤣
I am a pianist and when I started learning, I was learning the note names and how each one sounded. I can't forget this 🤣
When I got the perfect C and D keys on the piano. I screamed out saying : I PLAYED WITH THE PERFECT C AND D ! 💀
Didn't realise it until my parents barged in demanding what did I meant. When I realised, I died out of embarrassment and the worst part my sister was recording it. She sent it to my teacher 💀💀💀
I as a trombonist don’t finger, I simply slide all over the bone
@@Gronkadonk woah
I wonder what they will say if they heard you saying that you played [A] Minor perfectly
@@RealCalamity I'd be dead then for sure 💀
I can play in a minor
“You can stop now-“
“NEVER”
got be dead there💀
This guy knows what he’s doing
Ok but my guitar teacher always says “ guys make sure your doing the fingering right!” He was talking about pressing the right frets.
Help😂
One time in my music class I asked the pianist how you were meant to finger the piano (I play the harp) and the whole class of 12-13 year olds fell dead silent. But I thought he couldn’t hear me or something so repeated it several times till someone had to literally point out the double meaning to me. 💀 my friends remind me of it to this day.
It's their fault that dirty stuff is the first thing that comes to their minds.
@@user-qy8pl3cm3q Honestly, like who cares
@@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3093yeah
It's funny anyways🤷♀️
We would always say that in band, that was just the wording we’d use. Didn’t think it was weird until now 🙂
Bro turned his channel into an 18+ channel in just seconds when he said those lines 💀
this short is iconic 😂😂😂
"I'm going to finger and you're going to blow" got me dead💀💀💀💀💀💀
*dirty mind activated*
HOW DO YOURE FINGERS MOVE THAT FAST?! I play alto and i have really fast 16th notes 💀
Probably college orchestra, or just southern are my guesses
alto what sax or clarinet?
@@jfkfk-ip5dv I play Tenor saxophone currently for my band, I was switched over when my band teacher said we needed a Tenor because we had plenty of Altos, and we already had a Bari Saxophone player.
Tenor saxophone is all the exact same fingering as Alto, so it was super easy to learn. But yes I did play clarinet and alto!
‘I cAn’T rEaCh iT!!’
Girl, I feel your pain.
THAT LINE WAS FOUL
The realization after what he said 😭💀
Nah cause I play clarinet and my teacher said “I’m gonna finger for you
And your gonna blow for me”
I laughed so hard and he was like
“Oh I hear it” everybody was laughing lmaoo
LMAOOO
At first I thought everyone was thinking about him pulling the middle finger but now i realized 💀
I 100% that innuendo was accidental and it makes it so much funnier
"I'm gonna finger and your gonna blow" had me dying💀💀💀
Playing the oboe really helped me to pick out harmonies in choir. Many composers harmonize the oboe with the flute & or clarine.
trumpet gang
⬇️
"once in band camp ..... "
Me and my step sibling are both in band so we just casually say “finger”, but my sister isn’t in band. She understands what we mean but she, playfully, makes fun of us for it
"I'm gonna finger, you're gonna blow"
PH music starts playing
lol
“ I’m gonna finger and your gonna blow”
My mind: * dirty mind activated *
‘I’m gonna finger and you’re gonna blow’ Accurate representation of a conversation I’ve had with my teacher/ crush. I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t blow well. He was very disappointed
YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON UR TEACHER?!?!?
all the band kids here…. 🥵
One day the whole band played a song we we’re learning perfect and he told us that all of our holes sound very nice
“What do you wanna be when you grow up?”
“A tornado siren 🚨” her dream came true-💀
when she first blew on that bobo i thought she was gonna do the beatbox intro.
Aw hell naw😂😂
Great talent tho😅
*Memories of that one time my violinist friend played my viola *
Blind people:💀🤨🤨🤨
Deaf people:😮
Normal people:🤨
" i'm gonna finger and you're gonna blow"
''I can't reach it''
AYOOOO
I'm very uncomfortable with the energy we've made in the studio today.😢
That caught me off guard 😳
AYO WHAT THE FU-💀
I am not gonna ruin your likes.
“Pull out”
“Push in”
- band teacher while tuning
As a clarinet i understand the pain of saying that, my band director says "ill play the notes and you keep your ombisure"(i cant spell)
“Im gonna finger and you’re gonna blow” AYO 😳
"Im gonna finger and your gonna blow"
is that why my music teacher loves playing ob-
😂😅❤
I don't aske, "What's the fingering for this note?"
I ask "How do you play this note?"
As a flutist, I wasn't even fazed when he said that until they started laughing. It would blow a non-musician's mind how much dirty stuff we say in band without even thinking about it. That is actually a very normal thing to say in band - especially when you are just learning.😭
If that’s her first time playing oboe, her embouchure is amazing 😮
Bro. I play trumpet, and my friend plays trombone. He found his dad's old cornet(basically a trumpet) it was funny cuz they didn't play it in a long time, so the valves were stuck
Meanwhile her teaching him how to play violin:
Okay so I'll fix the g-string, and then I'll teach you how to finger.
Ah, love those dirty oboe jokes… 😂 so silly but never failed, I mean I love my Oboe but OBOYYY she’s hilarious for an instrument. Don’t tell her I said that.
im a violinist but my lungs are actual trash, i don't understand how you guys do it 😂
My favorite thing is when non band people walk into band class and hear the weirdest stuff out of context
I love the music through headphones 🎧 😭💀
God I have not gotten laughed this hard in a while! 😆 😆 😆
we say a lot of weird stuff in music. I remember one of my friends in highschool was learning the oboe and she was struggling a bit with getting a consistent sound, so my music teacher kept her after class to teach her “a tongue thing”
Dark 🌚🌚
That’s a little Sus…
"JUST START FINGERING ALREADY!" that was the last time I attended my orchestra class.
I play the violin too!🎉
I play the oboe, I’ve been playing for about three years and done many concerts it’s a very hard but beautiful instrument!
First year playing it, and I don’t understand how people play for an hour straight of songs. 10 minutes in and my upper lip starts shaking and I can’t hold my mouth normal without it opening up. Is it just an over time resistance thing or am I just trying too hard?
Being a trumpet player in Middle School band made me jealous of the woodwinds. But damn, the oboe ain’t easy, huge props to them.
As a trombone player, I realized that brass kicks a$$ because we ARE the instrument. No reeds or dumb sh*t, that’s why we can growl and get dirty and not sound like a p*ssy flute or a piece of wood flopping around
He plays oboe she plays violin and I play trombone
NOT MY 5yr COUSIN LOOKIN AT ME WHEN HE SAID THAT😂😂😂😂😂
As an oboist, that was a very good first try (I think it was a first try). Most new people struggle to make any sound at all when they first start because the reed is so weird.
"I'm gonna finger and you're gonna blow" I GASPED
I don’t get it
@@zaynabmalik585 oh child, stay innocent
@@raywaslost. oh wait-
"I'm gonna finger and you're gonna blow" had me lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
Music class hits hard with that one 😈
“Im gonna finger and ur gonna blow”
Me hoping that they arent siblings 😭💀😭💀
Alaba---- you know what nevermind
@@thegoatjay. lol ☠️