5 Pitches That Left The Dragons COMPLETELY Bewildered | COMPILATION | Dragons’ Den

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  • Bewildered, flabbergasted, confused, there can be some really unusual pitches in the Den...
    Virtual Puppets 00:00
    Scents Of Time 10:55
    Fellas 26:14
    The Big O 36:04
    Bizzy Bitz 46:14
    An international sensation, Dragon's Den features entrepreneurs pitching for investment in the Den from our Dragons, five venture capitalists willing to invest their own money in exchange for equity.
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  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 Před rokem +1033

    My favourite part of Dragons Den, is when Peter Jones asks a relatively simple question but gets a strange answer, and gives a gobsmacked expression while looking at the other dragons.

    • @kassidyj97
      @kassidyj97 Před rokem +5

      😂😂😂

    • @younishijazi4986
      @younishijazi4986 Před 8 měsíci +11

      lol literally happens every episode

    • @NoContextRDH
      @NoContextRDH Před 6 měsíci +2

      Hahaha

    • @quattro4944
      @quattro4944 Před 5 měsíci +6

      He’s also quite clever to listen to other dragons offer first then overbid them ^^

    • @AndrewLuke
      @AndrewLuke Před 3 měsíci

      She's literally dripping in repugnance, vitriol and unearned entitlement. I wouldn't invest in her. Even watching that clip makes my skin crawl.

  • @msmyrk
    @msmyrk Před rokem +955

    I love how much the goblin looks like it's sulking whenever the dragons are criticising him.

    • @annacarter6559
      @annacarter6559 Před rokem +9

      That's editing

    • @tabbi888
      @tabbi888 Před rokem +4

      It was so poorly made kit was a joke. Both my daughters run their own businesses making both 3d and 2d models for live streaming. All are so much more complex that that thing and even the facial tracking was poor in comparison . He had no hair physics or clothing movements, and they're not even the best by any means although still above average and doing well enough to live off it.

    • @MatthiasTTV
      @MatthiasTTV Před rokem +85

      @@tabbi888 Okay? This is from 2007; your daughters have it much easier with modern technology.

    • @billbob9142
      @billbob9142 Před rokem +38

      @@tabbi888 dumb comment

    • @gaaraxnaru
      @gaaraxnaru Před rokem +33

      @@tabbi888 Dude... did you really think this video was from the past decade? Seems like you just want to brag about your daughters.

  • @LitteJeanie
    @LitteJeanie Před rokem +1202

    I think the virtual puppet guys made a big mistake using a dodgy looking gremlin thing - whenever he's saying something earnestly, it's giving a side eye and looking devious lol. Should have picked a happy character with a pleasing colour.

    • @academicace
      @academicace Před rokem +84

      Or an anime character. Seems like they're a good way to go these days.

    • @TheWatchernator
      @TheWatchernator Před rokem +19

      shudda gone with a furrey - or a little pony

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 Před rokem +99

      It's technology that already existed at the time and with far better implementation.
      The "characters" costing £8000 is INSANE. Even somebody with a bit of experience in blender could've knocked up a better rag doll model for probably £100 freelance.

    • @garsm2290
      @garsm2290 Před rokem +24

      Agree, it reminded me of Nigel Farage.

    • @MrTraherne
      @MrTraherne Před rokem +57

      To me the main issue is it just looked cheap and outdated. Like somehting you'd see on a budget computer game circa 2005.

  • @atomato5378
    @atomato5378 Před rokem +325

    Imagine starting an olive business near-enough to spain, a massive, MASSIVE consumer of olives, and then you go on national television and acuse all Spaniards of being scoundrels. What a proper knober. Poor Clarkson

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Před rokem

      I’m Portuguese, my country is one of the biggest olive and olive related products in the world and was baffled at this lady’s awfulness.
      I’d rather go without olive oil- and virtually all Portuguese cuisine uses a lot of it- than buy ANYTHING from her.

    • @Lincolntowncoupe
      @Lincolntowncoupe Před rokem +18

      The best thing that probably ever happened to him was her leaving him. Which is what really happened.

    • @dontbedummy8101
      @dontbedummy8101 Před rokem

      She is not even hot. Why would he go after her...

    • @mark5071
      @mark5071 Před 11 měsíci

      @@dontbedummy8101 Do you think Clarkson is hot?

    • @belykwater5601
      @belykwater5601 Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@dontbedummy8101 She's hotter than he is

  • @harrydavey9884
    @harrydavey9884 Před rokem +511

    The perfume idea is genius tbh. To sell a scent that can be attached to a huge name like Cleopatra with zero cost for the rights is huge, if I were this guy, I'd have pitched the idea to the big perfume brands, because they've got the marketing to make it desirable.

    • @Keiji555
      @Keiji555 Před rokem +99

      Or, pitch it to museums and historians, cause if he's reverse engineered the perfumes of historical events and people, that is something that needs to be considered extremely intelligent, and genius.

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi Před rokem +47

      I found it actually quite interesting. To bad the company didn't survive

    • @kevindunlap5525
      @kevindunlap5525 Před rokem

      Genius failure, actually. Anyone can make up any story they want about Cleopatra and claim that they reverse engineered it. It's nonsense. Proven in the real world.

    • @monkeyhouse1672
      @monkeyhouse1672 Před rokem +39

      Operating in the industry, I can tell you that there are well established brands like 'Histoire de Parfums' who reside in the niche perfumery vertical. They produce products that are based on historical events, characters and so on. You also have other brands like Zoologist who produce fragrances based on the habitats of animals (!) - and to someone like myself who enjoys the transportative of perfume - these kinds of fragrances last longer, have more character and development in their DNA than the generic 'teen Axe body spray' vibes of Dior, Bulgari and so on.

    • @Keiji555
      @Keiji555 Před rokem +15

      @@monkeyhouse1672 I may not like perfume (Strong fragrances seem to give me trouble breathing) but the history behind such perfumes. I'm a huge history buff. (So is my family. Sometimes our movie nights are history documentaries.

  • @seancharlie8476
    @seancharlie8476 Před rokem +1025

    If I was given a pound for everytime Theo mentioned his children's inheritance I'd be a millionaire

    • @cornellkirk8946
      @cornellkirk8946 Před rokem +60

      You’d have £37 by the time he left the show

    • @ouroborostechnologies696
      @ouroborostechnologies696 Před rokem +11

      How original.

    • @seancharlie8476
      @seancharlie8476 Před rokem +40

      @@ouroborostechnologies696 grow up 🙄

    • @janlassen6101
      @janlassen6101 Před rokem +29

      If I was given a Pound/Dollar for every time someone said = '' If I was given a Pound Dollar for every time...''
      Then i would be able to buy a Tesla with Cash.

    • @Mr.Chicken
      @Mr.Chicken Před rokem +6

      @@janlassen6101 only a Tesla?

  • @spydurrs8689
    @spydurrs8689 Před rokem +163

    The olive lady downed a bottle and smoked a joint before getting off that elevator 😂

    • @xCupressocyparis
      @xCupressocyparis Před rokem +13

      Nah, if she had smoked a decent joint I don't think she could have been that unpleasant and standoffish afterwards. Speaking from personal experience 😅
      Booze or coke maybe?

    • @curtissea5340
      @curtissea5340 Před 9 měsíci

      😂

    • @sallyjones4557
      @sallyjones4557 Před 3 měsíci +5

      i think its jeremey clarkeson ex wife

    • @ivygoode586
      @ivygoode586 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Jeremy Clarkson was married to her for 6 months and she's spent the rest of her life hounding him for money and affection

  • @hossywoof
    @hossywoof Před rokem +385

    Olive lady was hilarious.....the sort of person that goes to the airport and says at the desk 'do you know who I am?' and the front desk person asks her colleague 'this person has forgotten her name....lets help her'.

    • @lachmack8967
      @lachmack8967 Před rokem +41

      it was Jeremy Clarksons ex-wife!

    • @fourlamb1
      @fourlamb1 Před rokem +15

      @@lachmack8967
      Was it really?

    • @JanahanBalasingham
      @JanahanBalasingham Před rokem +16

      @@fourlamb1 yes

    • @gc7820
      @gc7820 Před rokem

      Jesus, if he didn’t want to put the cash into it or brand it himself then he must’ve had real faith in her ability or was him not fronting the cash up part of the reason to split or was it just her sparkling personality? 😂

    • @JanahanBalasingham
      @JanahanBalasingham Před rokem +9

      @@gc7820 They split long before this happened. She left him after 6 months of marriage for his best friend. Then she claimed she was having an affair with him for many years while he was remarried. Anyway, this show happened post divorce.

  • @noamjen
    @noamjen Před rokem +135

    Me watching The Big O lady walking up the stairs: Ah, a classic.....

  • @nudemares8288
    @nudemares8288 Před rokem +85

    You know it's a bad idea when Theo starts saying "You're not going to take my children's inheritance"

  • @tangatawhenua1477
    @tangatawhenua1477 Před rokem +167

    It's so funny that the cartoon filter stayed apart of the pitch 🤣 catching his expressions in the background made my viewing experience so much better 😆. The only thing that could've topped that off is if they walked out, forgot it was on and the cartoon started having a tantrum and started cussing the dragons out 😂😂😂

    • @_ATW_
      @_ATW_ Před rokem +16

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh man that would have been absolutely HILARIOUS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zxylo786
      @zxylo786 Před rokem +2

      Lmfao that would've been hilarious

    • @MountainAbyss
      @MountainAbyss Před 9 měsíci

      😂😂😂

    • @curtissea5340
      @curtissea5340 Před 9 měsíci

      😂

    • @themug406
      @themug406 Před 8 měsíci +2

      A part not apart

  • @tweisbek2
    @tweisbek2 Před 4 měsíci +22

    I love Deborah for how even though she was extremely frustrated at the perfumist, she took care to say that she still thought he was competent in his subject and an honest man. She can be quite tough but never in a way like she's trying to cause a whole scene or needlessly hurt someone

  • @twizzian
    @twizzian Před rokem +145

    The arrogant Olive selling hair flicker is always worth a second watch 😂

    • @xCupressocyparis
      @xCupressocyparis Před rokem +12

      Yeah, it's always entertaining to watch an unpleasant pitcher go down in flames. Apart from the woman's obvious offensiveness, that hair-flicking tic is so off-putting!

    • @Hugomad2
      @Hugomad2 Před 7 měsíci +3

      She is Jeremy clarkson ex-wife

    • @johnhewett9483
      @johnhewett9483 Před 3 měsíci

      only trouble is everytime i watch her i get more and more infuriated.

    • @turbowank16v
      @turbowank16v Před 2 měsíci

      ​@Hugomad2 buy she said her name is alex hall.

  • @youremumgay710
    @youremumgay710 Před rokem +138

    Old episodes of dragons den will always be a delight to watch

    • @mackenzietoscan3602
      @mackenzietoscan3602 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It went downhill when their the elevator

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall Před 5 měsíci +4

      Because of Duncan, Theo, James, Richard, them lads were the OGs

    • @joesmith831
      @joesmith831 Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@Duval-In-The-Wall yeh best line up was Duncan, Theo, Peter and Deborah with either Richard or James

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall Před 5 měsíci

      @@joesmith831
      Easily

    • @adamcarlin8241
      @adamcarlin8241 Před 4 měsíci

      @@joesmith831agreed

  • @segsb7085
    @segsb7085 Před rokem +188

    James Caan actually gave the virtual puppet guy a good idea...he should have given up trying to make more and instead used the one he already had for children's parties. Start up a business where he entertains kids with his virtual puppet. That would have been a really fun and unique experience for children back then. And he would have made the money he already put in back and then some.

    • @MuslimChocolatier
      @MuslimChocolatier Před rokem +5

      Exactly!

    • @anyexpat
      @anyexpat Před rokem +11

      There are many applications for it, but the thing is they should have known them

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue Před rokem

      Exactly what I thought.

    • @SaraMKay
      @SaraMKay Před měsícem

      That idea died in the 90s with Gacy, I‘m afraid

  • @WinstonBuford
    @WinstonBuford Před rokem +161

    Big O woman turned up like she didnt want to be there, im sure no-one forced her, yet turns up in a stinker like the dragons are inconveniencing her, crazy

    • @oliprj8676
      @oliprj8676 Před rokem +36

      Yes. You can see why her and Jeremy Clarkson were once attracted to each other

    • @WinstonBuford
      @WinstonBuford Před rokem +1

      @@oliprj8676 oh wow, i thought she looked familiar! cheers 4 the headsup

  • @georgewindsor2667
    @georgewindsor2667 Před rokem +60

    "i was using baby wipes on my sons bits and pieces 25 years ago" lol thanks for the shoutout mom, not embarrassing at all lol

  • @darklordojeda
    @darklordojeda Před rokem +57

    It felt like the goblin was in court fighting for his very existence. Unfortunately for him, I believe, he only exists in the remnants of these Dragon's Den episodes. So long, Shrack!

  • @pimpozza
    @pimpozza Před rokem +175

    Sadly, Scents of Time folded 5 years later.
    _"The company suspended its internet sales in January 2012 and closed down at the end of April 2012, after donating all remaining stock to charitable organizations. It cited a weak worldwide economy and marketing competition from celebrity-endorsed fragrances._

    • @jarednil69
      @jarednil69 Před rokem +40

      Well you can say the scent is from the "Titanic or Cleopatra", but how can the customer know that for sure? Or care?

    • @pimpozza
      @pimpozza Před rokem +5

      @@jarednil69 My thoughts exactly, Jared

    • @team3383
      @team3383 Před rokem

      @@jarednil69 Because I SAY SO ..... didn't you LISTEN you young BRAT.

    • @Technicallyimright
      @Technicallyimright Před rokem +1

      It’s like wanting a backstory for your toothpaste….stfu and let me brush my teeth.

    • @TheWatchernator
      @TheWatchernator Před rokem +8

      @@jarednil69 it's just something to stand out against the rest - but they should then really stand out by smelling differently or using different base than alcohol or water.
      Then you'd find a niche.

  • @jinart123
    @jinart123 Před rokem +267

    That puppet suit could have been a useful way of getting motion capture in areas outside the studios. Almost two decade's later we have gear like the Rokoko Smartsuit Pro II that lets you perform full body capture with no external sensor for $2700 right now. They sold the idea poorly and it was too expensive outside AA or AAA studios of the time.

    • @davidgraham8058
      @davidgraham8058 Před rokem +22

      They generally don't like investing in tech where there is no patent for the technology because the big players would have done it already. In any case, there must be developing in tech now that seems so far ahead of its time.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před rokem +40

      I was a producer in the games industry for 13 years. Video game companies, one of the largest markets for mocap, wouldn't want this. It doesn't have enough sensors for smooth, full facial movement (only the bare minimum for mobility and rudimentary lip sync), plus you can get a very good quality mocap suit that'll get you state of the art articulation for half of what they're asking.
      Furthermore, they have to provide the virtual puppet, not you. No development studio would ever buy this system.

    • @foryourlugsonly
      @foryourlugsonly Před rokem +3

      @@WobblesandBean yeah this was pre suits bruh.

    • @RENZEENO
      @RENZEENO Před rokem +13

      @@WobblesandBean this was aired 07 but even then they had nocap suits so they would always go with that option

    • @lucianodenobrega5319
      @lucianodenobrega5319 Před rokem +3

      The virtual puppets is ahead of its own time but its more work to put in there to make any invrstor viable.

  • @andraspongracz5996
    @andraspongracz5996 Před rokem +28

    27:00 the silence after that creepy joke was so cold and rigid you could lean your bike against it.

  • @aidanlynn
    @aidanlynn Před rokem +72

    Wish the Kitchen Nightmares admin ran the Dragons Den channel.

  • @maniraptavia4008
    @maniraptavia4008 Před rokem +50

    12 children! They certainly DO have Busy Bits!

  • @peepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepoo

    They don’t call him Theo the fetus for nothing. Always talking about his kids

  • @ShaunFitz100
    @ShaunFitz100 Před rokem +64

    That Big O lady needs Rory out hunting for olives for her.

    • @tomtalks23
      @tomtalks23 Před rokem +14

      Olives, the seaweed of Spain.

    • @baders087
      @baders087 Před rokem +15

      You know you’ve watched too many of these when you understood these references

  • @noamjen
    @noamjen Před rokem +76

    the Fellas dude should've also came up with a machine to sell them for 50p at night clubs

    • @canadajointops
      @canadajointops Před rokem +11

      Much better idea

    • @canadajointops
      @canadajointops Před rokem +7

      This guy threw himself into the fire, but he's also his own worst enemy.

    • @psims7342
      @psims7342 Před rokem

      @@canadajointops cos of the sweaty plums?

    • @petertownley7296
      @petertownley7296 Před rokem +2

      n...t wipes for men lol horrific idea

    • @HankHill1
      @HankHill1 Před rokem +17

      @@petertownley7296 Tell that to Dude Wipes.. Huge company.. lol. and got funding in Shark Tank I believe

  • @timothyriehm5967
    @timothyriehm5967 Před rokem +250

    In my opinion the perfume guy actual made a good presentation. Pretty clear, direct and to the point. And all of the dragons had there nose in the air from the beginning. Believe he was treated a bit harshly and was scoffed at. I liked the idea and would be interested to see what they fragrances were like. Very cool.

    • @jaredburgess8381
      @jaredburgess8381 Před rokem +21

      In the end he secured two dragons and his investment which was good. Some of these people who think more scientifically it mathematically can struggle a little more with communicating - definitely not all, that's not a reflection of all science/maths boffins - but he got there in the end. I agree they he was onto something. I think it's fascinating to imagine the fragrance that Cleopatra wore or other historically significant fragrances. Hope he made it work.

    • @idkjames
      @idkjames Před 11 měsíci +3

      I agree. Also side note. Dealt with Spanish suppliers before too and never had a good. Not saying all are that way but just my experience. Vietnam was way better

    • @luciusoglesby2469
      @luciusoglesby2469 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I think it worked out well because he wasn’t thinking big enough and the dragons weren’t quite listening actively to the dude cause he wasn’t charismatic lol

    • @themug406
      @themug406 Před 8 měsíci +1

      their*

    • @timothyriehm5967
      @timothyriehm5967 Před 8 měsíci

      @themug406 no I think ill levae it just like that. What are you an English teacher. This is the enternet dude not the classroom.

  • @davidgraham8058
    @davidgraham8058 Před rokem +74

    I laughed when Deborah screamed 'oh, just give me one!' 😂

  • @alonelywitch4042
    @alonelywitch4042 Před rokem +34

    Dude should try to get his “revived perfumes” in Ren fairs, cons, and such.

    • @chiqers
      @chiqers Před rokem

      sadly his company went defunct in 2012

  • @chrisgitaka2553
    @chrisgitaka2553 Před rokem +221

    I swear the next time theo says "my children's inheritance" i will personally make sure they get it sooner than he thinks!!!!😠

    • @seancharlie8476
      @seancharlie8476 Před rokem +6

      Please do 😏

    • @hithisthers7214
      @hithisthers7214 Před rokem +3

      LOL

    • @ukseverestormchaser
      @ukseverestormchaser Před rokem +15

      There should be some kind of warning similar that that of swearing where you can skip watching any video that contains Theo saying the words "my children's inheritance"

    • @sallysinger1058
      @sallysinger1058 Před rokem +3

      Hahaha I know what a smug horror he is

    • @romancatholicword528
      @romancatholicword528 Před rokem +1

      I’ll have his kids inheritance because I could do with a few million !

  • @anyexpat
    @anyexpat Před rokem +25

    The Big O should be called Angry Olives

    • @ironchef8000
      @ironchef8000 Před 4 měsíci

      Certainly not Spanish Olives 😂

  • @OliverDobbs
    @OliverDobbs Před rokem +26

    “Goblin mode” is Oxford’s phrase of the year. I see why.

  • @mitchellbrown9378
    @mitchellbrown9378 Před rokem +139

    The Big O lady’s pitch makes my blood boil every time I watch it hahaha

    • @rickysmyth
      @rickysmyth Před rokem +6

      Whys that? She is divorced from Jeremy Clarkson so yes she must have been no saint but thats her private life

    • @AynOtori
      @AynOtori Před rokem +17

      @@rickysmyth i can see why he divorced her.

    • @DovahFett
      @DovahFett Před rokem +9

      @@AynOtori He divorced her because she left him for one of his friends six months into the marriage.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose Před rokem +43

      @@rickysmyth "that's her personal life" you say after disclosing her personal life to us.

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi Před rokem +5

      The O-ring woman, just the worst.

  • @aldoushuxley5953
    @aldoushuxley5953 Před rokem +56

    Scents of time was a really cool idea.
    I would have bought it

  • @amandadonaldson8748
    @amandadonaldson8748 Před rokem +102

    I think the virtual character is a fun idea. But like many things that get proposed on this show, there is a difference between a fun small business idea, and what the Dragons think is worth investing thousands of pounds in.

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO Před rokem +4

      very true. and the technology at the time was just too expensive. Online now lots of people use virtual characters for pretty much anything but its also because its pretty cheap to do. You can get a webcam and pay an artist anywhere from 30 up to a few hundred for some nice art (depending on the quality you want and movement).
      plus VR totally replaced whatever get-up the guy he had on too. I wonder what the guy thinks of things like VR chat- where anyone at all can buy a decent headset for under a grand and have a model made of pretty much anything. Most VR headsets come with arm movement now too

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Před rokem +6

      He should have gone to Japan.
      Vocaloid is absolutely huge, even back then. If he could license the technology to Vocaloid alone, he’d be rich.

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO Před rokem +1

      @@Nocturnalux the problem with that is that vocaloid might have been big enough to do something like that without his help. so, yes they COULD have possibly paid him a lot. But i'm still skeptical that they would have.
      I also have zero idea how the rigging works or if they own other models, but there's also the possibility that his equipment doesn't have a full body version, maybe it would have worked but at least most Vocaloid things i've seen have MIku's full body in it. what's the use in buying equipment that you'll have to spend a good chunk of money altering and changing if you can just use what already works.
      the dude just suffered from a good idea done badly, i don't think there was a lot that could save it, not even Miku.

    • @tfwansh
      @tfwansh Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@GwyndolinOwOdon't even need an vr at this point, you can do this with your smartphone face cam with ai now.

    • @nahumbolt86
      @nahumbolt86 Před 6 měsíci +1

      They shouldn't have sold it at 20 thousand pounds. They should have sold it at cost and then made their money through developing different characters. Or renting out some redeveloped characters.

  • @ceeleegee825
    @ceeleegee825 Před rokem +34

    The "Fellas" guy should have honed in on the fact that the wipes are individually wrapped....so when a guy goes out, he takes a couple of condoms, and a couple of "Fellas". He's then totally ready!

    • @drsnova7313
      @drsnova7313 Před rokem +2

      Yeah, I felt this was the key use case for them, but he was dancing around this, too shy to say "They are for having a reasonably clean dick before a drunken one-night-stand" when one of the dragon said he doesn't know what they're for.

    • @ceeleegee825
      @ceeleegee825 Před rokem +6

      @@drsnova7313 Yep. Been a couple of times when Fellas would have been appreciated lol

    • @reggers138
      @reggers138 Před rokem +13

      Exactly this! I feel like it was a good concept, but he pitched it wrong. He pushed the appeal of individual wipes to people who don't need individual wipes like truck drivers who can benefit from a pack (which he should also want to sell). Individual wipes to fit in your wallet for those unexpected encounters (or mishaps) would be a great selling point, and giving them a more appealing scent than a baby wipe is where you have the edge in the market.

  • @jpeters1734
    @jpeters1734 Před rokem +41

    Ouch that puppet response was brutal

    • @xCupressocyparis
      @xCupressocyparis Před rokem +7

      I felt a bit sorry for the guy; I hope he's doing ok for himself even if he is still selling puppets on the streets. But I have to agree with the Dragons that the motion-capture product was just a mildly amusing novelty with little business potential.

    • @draculastraphouse7863
      @draculastraphouse7863 Před rokem +3

      When Duncan told him to keep selling puppets in the street, that was the most brutal part in my opinion, but the idea was pretty bad so someone had to say it

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 Před rokem +44

    That lady with the Olives seem to have all the things the Dragons look for, a unique product with patents in place, but she completely turned them off with her attitude and not answering direct questions.

    • @Deadrum
      @Deadrum Před měsícem

      Ik lol talk about self-sabotage 😂

  • @thegodcalzs
    @thegodcalzs Před rokem +34

    I guess to a guy who sells puppets for a living, he probably thinks “who WOULDNT want a puppet!”

    • @grandexporter
      @grandexporter Před rokem +1

      Wef in davos would def buy puppets and the puppet master

    • @thegodcalzs
      @thegodcalzs Před rokem

      @@grandexporter 100%

    • @Deadrum
      @Deadrum Před měsícem

      @@grandexporterconsider it a two-for-one deal 😂

  • @Drenwickification
    @Drenwickification Před rokem +29

    That woman who slagged off the Spanish has to be the most horrible person I’ve ever seen on the Den 😂

    • @Hugomad2
      @Hugomad2 Před 7 měsíci +5

      She is Jeremy clarkson ex-wife

    • @adrianconnew5309
      @adrianconnew5309 Před 5 měsíci

      Really the Spanish aren't much

    • @Drenwickification
      @Drenwickification Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@Hugomad2 I thought you were kidding but she actually is haha what

    • @Deadrum
      @Deadrum Před měsícem

      @@Hugomad2what a horrible fun- fact lmao

    • @oommcc
      @oommcc Před 4 dny

      @@adrianconnew5309 Xenophobia can be cured reading and travelling. Good luck little boy!

  • @reneecarter6702
    @reneecarter6702 Před rokem +15

    I love the gent with the perfumery. It’s a niche market, but I’m totally into collecting vintage or antique perfumes and colognes.

  • @GeoGuy388
    @GeoGuy388 Před rokem +37

    The way Duncan mocked Deborah in the most petty way at 51:03 had me in stitches. 🤣🤣

  • @CashColorCannabis
    @CashColorCannabis Před 9 měsíci +9

    Wet wipes dude was gonna cry 😂

  • @jakecooper5855
    @jakecooper5855 Před rokem +230

    Whilst that virtual puppet idea would have become redundant within a few years of this pitch due to AI being able to do the same thing, I'm sure the novelty could have made a little money. But they needed a hiring model rather than a sales model. I think many businesses would have been open to spending 1500 for a one day hire. They would need to have a decent number of characters programmed that gives the businesses options to choose from. Most businesses don't have a character mascot of their own and wouldn't need a custom made one.

    • @OBalagee
      @OBalagee Před rokem +18

      I think that was their point too. They wanted to charge 20.000 + 8.000 for it to get some profit. Dragons said, that is just not fisable.

    • @ifwecouldvote
      @ifwecouldvote Před rokem

      very good point

    • @NoddyTT
      @NoddyTT Před rokem

      T

    • @stephenhosking7384
      @stephenhosking7384 Před rokem +4

      Great observation - they just needed a hiring business model, rather than buying, to be plausible.

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 Před rokem +1

      While working for the company then the contract means they own it all, but not copyright so can be copied by anyone (from orig) but he cant do it due to contract.

  • @TheClapton2
    @TheClapton2 Před rokem +17

    I thought this perfume idea was absolutely brilliant! And i do think he made a C+ performance, so fairly good actually.

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 Před rokem +17

    That first one is just comedy gold haha

  • @stenbak88
    @stenbak88 Před 10 měsíci +22

    The fellas wipes were explained terribly. It’s a perfect product to have one or two in your pocket bc you can’t take around the pack of baby wipes in a suit

    • @TehLiveRs
      @TehLiveRs Před 5 měsíci +1

      This made me instantly think of dude wipes.
      Same thing but they're for the U.S market, importable too

    • @Magido89
      @Magido89 Před 4 měsíci

      He should have presented an idea of additional products under this brand. Male cosmetic products are huge now

  • @mollym4005
    @mollym4005 Před rokem +13

    Instead of selling the puppet product, they should rent it. Just use the one they have and either do events themselves and/or rent it out for events. And have more characters for free. That way, they don't have to spend 10k everytime they make it.

  • @TheManInBlueFlames
    @TheManInBlueFlames Před rokem +29

    That perfume idea was GENIUS.

    • @chrisb3189
      @chrisb3189 Před rokem

      How? Getting patents on the fragrances?

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před rokem +9

      I genuinely want a bespoke perfume!
      Edit: Aaaaaand they went defunct in 2012. Damn.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 Před rokem +5

      I too think it was genius, the problem was it would've taken a HUGE marketing push from an established brand. He should've patented 10 major fragrances, then taken them to the big brands for them to sell.

    • @drsnova7313
      @drsnova7313 Před rokem +2

      @@WobblesandBean Went on the archived website. Really bizarre: For those who want to know how their fragrances smell, they give a list of other commercially available products to try.
      Imagine Some new fast food joint going "Our new burger sort of tastes like a Whopper, so if you happen to be near a Burger King, try that one".

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat Před rokem +18

    The Big O lady is in every compilation

  • @starb0rn
    @starb0rn Před rokem +6

    Duncan said Bizzy Bitz was just bits of plastic, well the same could be said about Lego and they're hugely successful -_-

  • @Ch39470
    @Ch39470 Před 10 měsíci +11

    I love love love the perfume idea. It seems like he unfortunately entered the den too early but I hope he was able to get it off the ground because I’d love to buy a bottle!!

    • @ianc8999
      @ianc8999 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Business failed 5 years later, and never made a significant amount of money sadly.

  • @KeenyKeenz
    @KeenyKeenz Před rokem +18

    The Fellas guy had no idea how to pitch that. I felt bad for him. It's not a bad idea and is a legit market segment.

  • @shaytheswift_4327
    @shaytheswift_4327 Před 10 měsíci +40

    The price point of virtual puppet was a little crazy, but with the way V-tubing has picked up traction recently, I can't help but feel like it may have been a missed opportunity.

    • @pupplemupple
      @pupplemupple Před 9 měsíci

      they would have killed for it

    • @ericforsyth
      @ericforsyth Před 9 měsíci +15

      This pitch was made when CZcams was just entering the mainstream and its most-viewed video was The Evolution of Dance (two years before Charlie Bit My Finger overtook it). Livestreaming was a few years from even beginning to bubble, and V-tubers were almost a decade away. There's no way anyone could have broadcast that puppet thing live. Also not sure they'd want to be strapped up to that thing whilst streaming for hours everyday.

    • @pupplemupple
      @pupplemupple Před 9 měsíci

      was this aired in 2007? @@ericforsyth

    • @TheDirtysouthfan
      @TheDirtysouthfan Před 8 měsíci +9

      They didn't seem to have an issue with the concept, the problem was that the proposal had the concept but no business plan. Seriously, no market research, no detailed plan for who's going to buy it, no concept of how to run a business, just straight up "here's this gimmick, it might make money". He should've spent more time on his own, marketing it to people, trying to devise use cases, got some sales and use cases before going onto the den.

    • @final_animal
      @final_animal Před 5 měsíci

      How many V Tubers can afford 28k on a puppet? The dragons said they liked it but the market was too small and the price was too high (and, indeed, this technology only became popular among streamers once it became available to everyone for free, which again would have killed this business)

  • @farhanhasan2926
    @farhanhasan2926 Před 9 měsíci +4

    I am cracking up that they made the guy go behind the screen 😂😂😂

  • @SparrowHawk2009
    @SparrowHawk2009 Před rokem +16

    Richard Farleigh could have played James Bond.

  • @strenter
    @strenter Před rokem +19

    Fellas did not leave with nothing.
    He left with some wisdom. 😁

    • @MIS315
      @MIS315 Před rokem +8

      I doubt he absorbed their advice

    • @AH-te5gs
      @AH-te5gs Před rokem +8

      @@MIS315 Company folded in 2015.

    • @MetaDataAutomation
      @MetaDataAutomation Před 8 měsíci

      @@AH-te5gs Did it though? I did a google and it said they turned over $25 million this year, I thought that sounded off the mark though

  • @MatecaCorp
    @MatecaCorp Před 8 měsíci +5

    The “Bizzy Bits” thing is a neat idea, but for any construction toy to be successful it has to either be compatible with LEGO or have a massive collection of unique parts. The reason LEGO and LEGO compatible products sell so well is because they have that universal system, and startups with their own unique idea just can’t compete with that variety.

  • @sizablekoala6879
    @sizablekoala6879 Před rokem +17

    That first one reminded me of that one episode of Black Mirror.

    • @jamesfleet3377
      @jamesfleet3377 Před rokem +1

      Came here for this comment. I agree!

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před rokem +1

      Lol yup. "Waldo". That's the EXACT contraption that guy used in the episode 🤣

  • @AnythingGasoline
    @AnythingGasoline Před rokem +20

    Peter is a giant! @25:00 how he just towers over the other two guys lol

    • @JenniMeer
      @JenniMeer Před 3 měsíci

      Peter is 6’ 7”!! 😱

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 Před rokem +10

    Theo & Peter went on that perfume journey for fun to be honest, they knew it was doomed.

  • @chilled99
    @chilled99 Před rokem +7

    The green character talking along all through the pitch was funny

  • @RichardPonsford-kv2uy

    Way to go olive lady! Tarnishing a whole nation, based on your experiences. Nailed it!

  • @toastyod8233
    @toastyod8233 Před rokem +23

    Man I feel awful for the guy that sold his house.

    • @KerloTech
      @KerloTech Před rokem

      It's a shame really, I looked up on Amazon and Manscaped is selling individually wrapped ball wipes.

  • @at0micsheep
    @at0micsheep Před rokem +29

    So you buy the puppet for £20k to use at a party or reception, but then you'd need to employ someone to operate it surely?
    The same person you employ could have simply been an actual receptionist or child's entertainer and thus making the puppet redundant no?

    • @zy510
      @zy510 Před rokem +2

      In my opinion, it wouldn't be redundant. For kids the novelty is speaking to and interacting with a cartoon. At the time when this was filmed we had children's party entertainers but this cartoon technology was unheard of and kids would've loved it. In fact, I think even today it would be quite profitable, but even more so back then.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 Před rokem +4

      I'm certain the right market would've been zoos and museums for children's educational tours.

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi Před rokem +14

    We needed a flow light to guide us through this mess

  • @Dinapus_Olsen
    @Dinapus_Olsen Před rokem

    Thank you, Dag!
    Greetings from spanish-norwegian in Norway :)

  • @MysticalGesture
    @MysticalGesture Před rokem +11

    The most important part of a pitch is know your numbers ( sales , customer count and average sales)

  • @johnennis4586
    @johnennis4586 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I would like to see the year each clip was released. Gives it more perspective.

  • @ShadowfinderMusic
    @ShadowfinderMusic Před 8 měsíci +10

    Virtual puppets came 15 years before metaverse. Wow.

    • @shaynalange7488
      @shaynalange7488 Před 8 měsíci

      And those iphone avatars

    • @final_animal
      @final_animal Před 5 měsíci +1

      Yes, but they only became popular when they were free for everyone to use, not when they cost 28k.

  • @theunemployedtrucker
    @theunemployedtrucker Před 10 měsíci +2

    The bizzy bits couple have been doing way too much acid 😂😂😂

  • @AdrianTechWizard
    @AdrianTechWizard Před rokem +37

    The puppet guy could have brought vTubers 10 years forward...
    If he got the cost down he might have had a market monopoly!!

    • @atomato5378
      @atomato5378 Před rokem +13

      What he made was a pretty rudimentary version of much much more advanced products that would start to come out very quickly. Mo Caps been around longer than we often think. More of a parlor trick than anything else

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris Před rokem

      @@atomato5378
      Well, no, it was basically a reverse exoskeleton, I don't think anyone's really got any mileage out of that one.

  • @comawhite3357
    @comawhite3357 Před rokem +15

    Fun Fact - The BIG O Lady is Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gears ex wife

  • @gcoyne8078
    @gcoyne8078 Před 7 měsíci +16

    The Fellas wipes guy Colin was years too early but spot on. Dude Wipes are wipes marketed for men and were recently valued at over $300 million

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders Před 7 měsíci +3

    Theo the Fetus is always thinking of his children's inheritance

  • @gamewithadam7235
    @gamewithadam7235 Před rokem +11

    God Bless Hilary. She seemed like a very nice woman.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před rokem +6

      She was a sweetheart! I miss her so much 😢

  • @fugazicoverband
    @fugazicoverband Před 6 měsíci +3

    7:14 the sad face on the puppet haha

  • @Nocturnalux
    @Nocturnalux Před rokem +9

    The Puppet thing would sell in Japan. Tweak it some, and even with the bulky suit, if they could get it licensed to anime specific events and even better, to Vocaloid-like types, it’d be a huge hit.
    These days I’m sure it can be done without the suit but if they had taken it to Japan at the time, I can see it becoming huge.

    • @paulfranklin8636
      @paulfranklin8636 Před rokem

      Goi look elswhere on CZcams - search for Shinjuku 3D advertising board.....that puppet thing is pathetic

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Před rokem

      @@paulfranklin8636 Again, this was a long time ago. It wouldn’t sell now but back then? It might very well have.

    • @jackievalencia9332
      @jackievalencia9332 Před 11 měsíci

      I was also thinking to market that one to theaters and film schools and stuff. Like the genie from Aladdin. The performer was great, but it was weird just being a normal guy caked in blue makeup. Or the Wizard of Oz, he was clearly animated, voiced, and made to work on stage by all different people. No chemistry at all. I think he was the director's first CGI pancake.

  • @fizzlingggg
    @fizzlingggg Před 3 měsíci +1

    i actually liked the scents of time pitch!! i’d love to try them out, they seem lovely & so does david

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 Před rokem +24

    Theo always goes to "my children's inheritance".

    • @88trapordie
      @88trapordie Před rokem +4

      That’s why he’s theo thef fetus

  • @Uvray
    @Uvray Před rokem +7

    Duncan: "When I buy a perfume for my lady I buy one I like."
    Not one his lady likes then?

    • @davidmellish3295
      @davidmellish3295 Před 11 dny

      I guess he'll find out if she likes them after he's bought it,then he'll know for next time

  • @glyberajones4031
    @glyberajones4031 Před rokem +8

    I felt sorry for the fellas bloke, seemed like a nice guy

  • @kmlumd44
    @kmlumd44 Před rokem +13

    I only watch this for the dumb entrepreneurs, the poor products, the demoralizing roasts from the dragons, and the sadness of the exits

    • @christineoleary3862
      @christineoleary3862 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Additional fun in identifying potential serial killers. You know who you are.

  • @dachronicalalittlebitofeve6630

    Once they have to take a deep breath and try to remember a pitch Duncan’s face is always the same, he smirks and then blows out his cheeks 😂 he may aswell not be here 😂

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 Před rokem +1

      To be fair he also was the one to directly confront the olive woman about her racism lol. I feel like you're very much reducing the entirety of his contribution to a few moments.

  • @arakkaramoon586
    @arakkaramoon586 Před 10 měsíci +8

    The virtual puppet is genuine muppet. What a ridiculous idea 😂😂

    • @HughSmith
      @HughSmith Před 7 měsíci

      Are you saying mocap is a terrible idea !!!

    • @arakkaramoon586
      @arakkaramoon586 Před 7 měsíci

      @HughSmith yes I am. I brilliant idea doesn't have hundreds of other companies doing the same principle but in a better, easier way. Why do you think the guy that owns majority didn't turn up....cos he new the response lol

    • @HughSmith
      @HughSmith Před 7 měsíci

      @@arakkaramoon586 when this show aired the mocap was being done very badly at the cost of $100ks. it's a dumb idea NOW but back then it was worth a look. The dragons don't invest in anything that they don't understand ( good general advice) but they did not need to humiliate the guy

  • @findinghappiness4800
    @findinghappiness4800 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Honestly I could see the perfume one being really popular among history buffs.. I kind of what to see if I could get one 😅

  • @danlievi7587
    @danlievi7587 Před 3 měsíci +1

    imagine if the Goblin guy asked to come out they were like "no stay there", "can I turn the voice off?" "no keep it on"

  • @michaelmattingley5117
    @michaelmattingley5117 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Duncan with the olives lady I don't know why you were given ears lol😅😅

  • @benbastianiartmusic1421
    @benbastianiartmusic1421 Před rokem +3

    Dragons Den producers: We need a narrator to tell the audience what is happening during each pitch.
    Me: 5:56

  • @cosy1914
    @cosy1914 Před rokem +35

    The puppets could have been used in Westminster to make a better impression than the real chaps.

  • @Altarior
    @Altarior Před 3 měsíci

    That "virtual puppet" thing... I worked at a movie studio last year, and that's quite literally what we did, only a million times better 😂 The mo-cap, the live voice acting, everything. That's how we made Lego Friends.

  • @TyroClint
    @TyroClint Před 9 měsíci +4

    On the virtual puppet bit, I’m surprised they never mentioned anything about the video game companies

  • @SkepticalChris
    @SkepticalChris Před 11 měsíci +4

    The puppet guys, should have marketed their motion capture technology, to the film industry and video game developers, BIG money in that. And I felt that the puppet maker was an honest passionate guy who was just pitching his tech at the wrong industry.

    • @dougloremaster7413
      @dougloremaster7413 Před 11 měsíci

      Disney would have immediately signed any offer for that technology back then.

    • @antonvoltchok7794
      @antonvoltchok7794 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Doesn’t fit the cgi/film industry, it’s worse than a mo cap suit in everyway, they don’t need it to be live they just need it to be extremely accurate which mocap suits already are

    • @dougloremaster7413
      @dougloremaster7413 Před 9 měsíci

      Nowadays sure, back then? completely wrong.@@antonvoltchok7794

  • @shannoncarlson6960
    @shannoncarlson6960 Před rokem +7

    I think that busy bits toy looked cheap. If you're going to compete with Lego, you have to be the same quality or better. Many dragons have invested in products where the owners weren't doing a good job. They say, "You need me to get this product into all the stores." The fact that no dragon invested proves that none of them think it's terrific and Duncun was right.

  • @llddau
    @llddau Před rokem +2

    ahaha when he wants to buy perfume he goes in to the chemist! Yeah totally believe that. Ok I guess he was being hypothetical, (trying to remember how normal people live?), but funny to hear him say that.

  • @hjhw100
    @hjhw100 Před rokem +27

    I can't believe they didn't talk about TV and Movie applications - especially kids TV, such a missed opportunity

    • @hollyro4665
      @hollyro4665 Před rokem +8

      Motion capture for film/tv has existed since the 90s. One of their selling points was not needing a whole room of cameras because of the contraption on the person. But if you already have a studio or will need a studio even when strapping a machine on someone it’s basically useless and does nothing different

    • @AGM-ts5bb
      @AGM-ts5bb Před rokem

      Now we have ChatGPT

  • @mauricedorreboom5388
    @mauricedorreboom5388 Před rokem +6

    47:50 with 6 pieces of LEGO (4x2x1 brick) you can make 915.103.765 different combinations, so let alone with 15 pieces. That is also the huge advantage of LEGO, the only limit is the imagination of the person (child or adult) playing with it. Do your homework, before you make claims like that.
    (source Time Magazine Jul. 2015)

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Před rokem

      The imagination and the patience.
      I’ve seen amazing Lego art, Gundam fans in particular manage to build very accurate looking Mobile Suits and Armors, but in order to do that you need a someone who has enough patience to spend a lot of time on a project.
      A lot of kids have amazing imagination but not the patience to be at all into Lego.

  • @chrisvillan88
    @chrisvillan88 Před rokem +4

    The first one is up there with that lights on a pole thing, except it doesn't mimic the traffic flow

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před rokem +3

      "We have this goblin. It's amber in color. Notice how he is flailing his arms in the direction of traffic..."

  • @LeahInTheRye
    @LeahInTheRye Před 6 měsíci +2

    The goblin puppet idea would have been great for crowd engagement at fairs, in malls, toys shops, etc. There's a new Barbie? Kids can interact with the virtual one and it can draw in customers. I really feel it was overlooked.

    • @bezmirbrown2822
      @bezmirbrown2822 Před 3 měsíci

      Twenty grand plus the salary of the operator is a lot to spend on customer engagement at a single site - especially in the 00's.

    • @LeahInTheRye
      @LeahInTheRye Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@bezmirbrown2822that's a good point. I didn't think of that

    • @bezmirbrown2822
      @bezmirbrown2822 Před 3 měsíci

      @LeahInTheRye don't get me wrong, I doubt it would cost anywhere near that in 2024. It was just a bit early for the mass market by the sound of it.

  • @ellessandraramsay1841
    @ellessandraramsay1841 Před rokem +12

    David used all the money he made selling puppets to build that exo skeleton.