You Laugh you Lose: Podcast Bro Cringe

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  • @codyko2
    @codyko2  Pƙed 14 dny +391

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  • @youtube-headquarters
    @youtube-headquarters Pƙed 14 dny +14187

    I love how the dude at the beginning calls positive affirmations “self-hypnosis” because positive affirmations doesn’t sound manly enough

    • @Hibisco_Angelita
      @Hibisco_Angelita Pƙed 14 dny +177

      EXACTLY

    • @dannaaay7542
      @dannaaay7542 Pƙed 14 dny

      didn't you hear? positivity is for women and liberal snowflakes, a true Man is always depressed

    • @chaitanya8126
      @chaitanya8126 Pƙed 14 dny +225

      Wtf is tht pfp

    • @Vi_Renders
      @Vi_Renders Pƙed 14 dny

      ​@@chaitanya8126 a classic internet image that I haven't seen since I was 9, that's what it is.

    • @pep4338
      @pep4338 Pƙed 14 dny +96

      ​@@chaitanya8126 it's just a normal guy??

  • @atmosphericentry0
    @atmosphericentry0 Pƙed 14 dny +4008

    nothing could have prepared me for "IF HE WAS AHEAD OF THE SEXUALS"

    • @NoYeahNah
      @NoYeahNah Pƙed 14 dny

      Loved his first attempt of 'haemorosexuals', which is even funnier. My guy has a thing for blood.

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 Pƙed 14 dny +129

      He COMMITTED and I was not ready💀💀💀

    • @RusPitman
      @RusPitman Pƙed 13 dny +103

      It HAS to be a bit. I refuse to believe it’s not.

    • @ROMAN-oo8vh
      @ROMAN-oo8vh Pƙed 12 dny +26

      What was he even trying to say😭 pahahaha

    • @isqqcc
      @isqqcc Pƙed 12 dny +50

      @@RusPitman LITERALLY IT HAD TO BE. he started going along w it and saying "if they're ahead of the sexuals" HE KNEW WTF HE WAS DOING

  • @bbcpfghs
    @bbcpfghs Pƙed 13 dny +1827

    Bro the “animal” clip had me crying 😭💀
    Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:
    “It’s hard to argue against an intelligent person, but it’s damn near impossible to argue with a stupid one.”

    • @Militant_Vegan
      @Militant_Vegan Pƙed 12 dny +99

      The funniest part is when he said aquariums are for sharks and stuff not fish
      SHARKS ARE FISH 😭

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Pƙed 11 dny +15

      @@Militant_Vegan sharks are just seals, but really cool.

    • @antoniolucci4864
      @antoniolucci4864 Pƙed 11 dny +1

      Do you know the name of their show

    • @dakotacampos1925
      @dakotacampos1925 Pƙed 11 dny

      @@antoniolucci4864You Should Know Podcast

    • @laurathiele9591
      @laurathiele9591 Pƙed 11 dny +6

      You Should Know podcast :)

  • @krisb933
    @krisb933 Pƙed 13 dny +1218

    12:54 ‘AQUATIC WHAT’ has the same energy as ‘AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS’

    • @maysmoo9749
      @maysmoo9749 Pƙed 11 dny +7

      It doessss 😂😂😂

    • @Tia-dp9bo
      @Tia-dp9bo Pƙed 8 dny +20

      SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE DAWG

    • @judemusyoki7052
      @judemusyoki7052 Pƙed 7 dny +4

      Exact đŸ‘đŸŸ same đŸ‘đŸŸ tone đŸ‘đŸŸ

    • @hgh9389
      @hgh9389 Pƙed 7 dny +1

      what is that from? 😂

    • @lauwenrodriguez
      @lauwenrodriguez Pƙed 5 dny

      @@hgh9389replying bc i also wanna know 😭i feel like i know but cannot remember for the life of me

  • @cjgroom109
    @cjgroom109 Pƙed 14 dny +8666

    the woman who thought there was less disease back in the outhouse days is killing me

    • @theRadcafe
      @theRadcafe Pƙed 14 dny +757

      she's killing all of us with them dirty hands

    • @daisyallen4954
      @daisyallen4954 Pƙed 14 dny +535

      right i think she forgot about the plague and dysentery 😭

    • @eejeej817
      @eejeej817 Pƙed 14 dny +236

      I'm just waiting until people stop brushing their teeth because it's 'not natural' smh

    • @soymilkman
      @soymilkman Pƙed 14 dny +48

      @@eejeej817they already do with fluoride lol

    • @evilemuempire9550
      @evilemuempire9550 Pƙed 14 dny +140

      Really playing Plague Inc on the “Nobody washes their hands” difficulty

  • @aao_fox9387
    @aao_fox9387 Pƙed 14 dny +4762

    “AN AQUATIC WHAT” had me rolling 😭😭

    • @buzz-wx1lh
      @buzz-wx1lh Pƙed 14 dny +137

      because it was at the tip of his tongue!! 😭😭

    • @Bayoubebe
      @Bayoubebe Pƙed 14 dny +68

      I think I’d actually watch this one for pure entertainment 😂

    • @MilesToGoGo
      @MilesToGoGo Pƙed 14 dny +61

      Bro was fighting for his life out there 😂😂😂

    • @gingerweasel2
      @gingerweasel2 Pƙed 13 dny +67

      And he kept letting the guy get away with saying "creature" like that's a classification looool. I would have been like "WTF is a 'creature'? QUANTIFY THAT SHIT FOR ME, BROTHA."

    • @josephhughes5092
      @josephhughes5092 Pƙed 13 dny +1

      @@BayoubebeI do and it’s funny asf

  • @OGTiTan
    @OGTiTan Pƙed 13 dny +585

    "you're not a leopard! You're a white man from Dallas" might be one of the greatest lines I've heard on a podcast 😂

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach Pƙed 12 dny +467

    Bro thought a gas station was just a little oil refinery in the middle of town LMAO.

    • @ghikeberg808
      @ghikeberg808 Pƙed 7 dny +2

      Nah those dudes just copy the basement yard damn near word for word. Cringe and forced.

  • @wariodedede
    @wariodedede Pƙed 14 dny +3587

    "YOU'RE GONNA GO TO A FISH ZOO?!" absolutely killed me.

  • @sarahcrawford189
    @sarahcrawford189 Pƙed 14 dny +7657

    Dudes self hypnosis is just daily affirmations 😂

    • @goingbreadanas
      @goingbreadanas Pƙed 14 dny +191

      It’s the lack of self awareness in alphas calling out astrologists and vice versa lmao

    • @dannaaay7542
      @dannaaay7542 Pƙed 14 dny

      NO they are NOT the same 😡 "AFFIRMATIONS" are for CRINGE WOMEN đŸ€ź SELF HYPNOSIS is for BIG PP MEN đŸ˜€

    • @Baralai
      @Baralai Pƙed 14 dny +85

      He takes it beyond affirmation and straight to delusion.

    • @MongoLikeBeer
      @MongoLikeBeer Pƙed 14 dny +10

      Same brand of stupidity either way

    • @dir-gk
      @dir-gk Pƙed 14 dny +14

      all 21 hearts of it.

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum9865 Pƙed 12 dny +346

    i love how that one guy was questioning why the girls in his gym don't have boobs as if working out to remove body fat doesn't also remove the fat in your boobs 💀💀

    • @markotnanatkapietruszki
      @markotnanatkapietruszki Pƙed 10 dny

      Bold of you to assume he knows what boobs are made of.

    • @jahjarbinks1091
      @jahjarbinks1091 Pƙed 9 dny

      Huh?? You can still workout and have boobs lmao

    • @beafbuger
      @beafbuger Pƙed 8 dny +58

      also... sports bras

    • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
      @user-uv2cp1qd1j Pƙed 6 dny

      When you’re only attracted to people with fake tits, realising they’re body fat is a step too far

    • @BonazaiGirl
      @BonazaiGirl Pƙed 5 dny +18

      Sports bras tend to do that too. Kinda hard to exercise when your boobs are constantly bouncing up and down when on the elliptical or doing burpees. Painful stuff


  • @justdrummin91
    @justdrummin91 Pƙed 11 dny +71

    The fact that Cody has normal friends that work at Jack in the Box is somehow comforting to me

  • @laurenthompson900
    @laurenthompson900 Pƙed 14 dny +2913

    As a biology major the dudes arguing about animals and mammals were making me FUCKING HOWL

    • @ona512
      @ona512 Pƙed 13 dny +4

      You would like phisnom

    • @TheRealCocoColours
      @TheRealCocoColours Pƙed 13 dny +133

      you dont need more than basic education to howl at that tho

    • @totallytravicious5919
      @totallytravicious5919 Pƙed 13 dny +7

      Oh boy you got me excited for something I haven't seen just yet lol

    • @soappacket2342
      @soappacket2342 Pƙed 13 dny +34

      No I'm literally a veterinary student who wants to focus on fish... I'm deceased đŸ˜­đŸ˜­đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @totallytravicious5919
      @totallytravicious5919 Pƙed 13 dny +42

      @@soappacket2342 using "creature" over and over as if you wouldn't see an animal AS a creature or the other eay around or whatever

  • @yesterday00
    @yesterday00 Pƙed 14 dny +4657

    Honestly the idea of a podcast where one guy is really dumb and the other guy can't believe it sounds really entertaining to me.
    people keep trying to recommend me podcasts in the replies but I will continue to only listen to tmg and Distractible sorry :)

    • @PsychNerdCA
      @PsychNerdCA Pƙed 14 dny +74

      Yes! Who needs self Hypnose to feel smart when you can just watch these guys 😂 Makes me feel 1000x smarter already knowing there’s people that dumb out there.

    • @marymccoy7035
      @marymccoy7035 Pƙed 14 dny +119

      This is just TMG

    • @AnnaBrumbelow
      @AnnaBrumbelow Pƙed 14 dny +261

      literally the Basement Yard podcast 😂😂 cody's been on there too

    • @squibbelsmcjohnson
      @squibbelsmcjohnson Pƙed 14 dny +40

      I was cry laughing at that shit about the fish is animal 😂😂😂

    • @makenzie9023
      @makenzie9023 Pƙed 14 dny +95

      @@AnnaBrumbelowexcept they’re both dumb at different times. it’s brilliant

  • @yeebler
    @yeebler Pƙed 11 dny +117

    "why are you screaming at me?"
    "AQUATIC WHAT?????????????"

  • @katherinequintanilla4704
    @katherinequintanilla4704 Pƙed 12 dny +101

    “You’re not a leopard, you’re a white man from Dallas”
    IM CRYING, THAT ARGUMENT WAS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭

  • @Bungmungulogungus
    @Bungmungulogungus Pƙed 14 dny +2735

    Why would I ever need podcasts when there are already voices in my head?

    • @markhamad2038
      @markhamad2038 Pƙed 14 dny +38

      I am in your walls

    • @augustseven9243
      @augustseven9243 Pƙed 14 dny

      You are just schizophrenic. Do exactly what the voices tell you.

    • @xhannzz
      @xhannzz Pƙed 14 dny +47

      NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

    • @hamster2u396
      @hamster2u396 Pƙed 14 dny +35

      why would I need podcasts if I am under the influence of dementia

    • @hamster2u396
      @hamster2u396 Pƙed 14 dny +36

      why would I ever need podcasts when I have dementia

  • @widady8681
    @widady8681 Pƙed 14 dny +2123

    cody being so aware of his audience he made lunch merch. so father of him.

  • @KhaosKontroller
    @KhaosKontroller Pƙed 13 dny +172

    It's funny that these videos are titled "You laugh you lose" but Cody never even tries to not laugh

  • @Bekig5953
    @Bekig5953 Pƙed 5 dny +23

    The girls who don’t wash their hands would lose their minds in a microbiology lab😭😭

  • @FallenNephilimTeukie
    @FallenNephilimTeukie Pƙed 14 dny +637

    "Ahead of the sexuals" "ahead of these sexuals" 😂😂

    • @stephe1506
      @stephe1506 Pƙed 14 dny

      The A in LGBTQIA+ has to now be replaced. Asexuals are now aheadofthesexuals

  • @briannadanek4984
    @briannadanek4984 Pƙed 14 dny +2019

    "Where did all the boobs go? No one has boobs!" I took it all. It's mine now. Thank you all the women in his gym for your contributions. **if any of you are doubting me I have a 44F cup size, so yeah I did steal everyone else's**

    • @lindseygarciafreiberg
      @lindseygarciafreiberg Pƙed 14 dny +49

      this made me laugh so hard i spit

    • @kaylabristol3635
      @kaylabristol3635 Pƙed 14 dny

      @@lindseygarciafreiberg same lol. Also @briannadanek4984 give me my boobs back please I belong to this gym????

    • @MilesToGoGo
      @MilesToGoGo Pƙed 14 dny +158

      How does he not understand that large boobs can run in your family lol like he doesn’t get how women outside his own family don’t look the same 😭

    • @briannadanek4984
      @briannadanek4984 Pƙed 14 dny

      @@MilesToGoGo small boob water bro that's obviously the only possible way đŸ€“â˜

    • @5arahbelle
      @5arahbelle Pƙed 14 dny

      HEY YOU FORGOT ME! i cant afford a breast reduction BUT THEY ARE TOO BIG MY BACK IS SUFFERING PLEASE COME AND COLLECT MY BOOBS I WILL CONTRIBUTE

  • @isabellaelise66
    @isabellaelise66 Pƙed 13 dny +57

    holy shit i lost it at the guy talking about animals “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME” 😭😭😭

  • @running4theroses
    @running4theroses Pƙed 5 dny +17

    “Animal animal” “fish fish” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LittleQueen1978
    @LittleQueen1978 Pƙed 14 dny +1529

    "You're a peasant" dude definitely got his veneers done in Turkey. 😂😂

    • @samanthareese3541
      @samanthareese3541 Pƙed 14 dny +9

      😂

    • @sarahbulle8704
      @sarahbulle8704 Pƙed 14 dny +60

      such a specific roast 😂

    • @mikeylibra5233
      @mikeylibra5233 Pƙed 14 dny +14

      And now he's chillin in Dubai đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Pƙed 14 dny +13

      Maybe he meant a million lira 😅

    • @LittleQueen1978
      @LittleQueen1978 Pƙed 14 dny +26

      @@sarahbulle8704 Turkey is where people go to get CHEAP dental work because they can't afford it in the U.S. It's intended to be ironic.

  • @Kuchhh
    @Kuchhh Pƙed 14 dny +2025

    @4:00 “How did I get my wife to think that I liked her? With these simple little tactics _rubs hands together_ “ lmfao

    • @melchol2121
      @melchol2121 Pƙed 14 dny +132

      No he needs to find the rest of the clip, this is after this guy had a child with another woman outside of his marriage 💀😭😭 21 hearts

    • @MaidenHelll
      @MaidenHelll Pƙed 14 dny +28

      this made me burst out laughing so hard that I spilled potting soil all over my kitchen😅
      he literally could’ve just lied!
      _Imagine if this WAS a lie_ 💀

    • @Princesssmelly
      @Princesssmelly Pƙed 14 dny +27

      I cannot for the life of me decipher what he thought the "tactic" was?? Like in a cause and effect way, what was the effect?? His plan was send another blue heart every day... What exactly did he expect her to do in response? 😂

    • @ZoeEvelynHart
      @ZoeEvelynHart Pƙed 14 dny +38

      ​@@PrincesssmellyA single blue heart emoji acts as a sedative for the modern woman. 💙 Did you feel yourself become more relaxed? I can't start my day without it now. I'm addicted. 😱

    • @fionagallagherapologist5968
      @fionagallagherapologist5968 Pƙed 14 dny +2

      @@melchol2121good BYE 😭

  • @cybergirlonline
    @cybergirlonline Pƙed 13 dny +79

    LMAOOOOOO "its actually 244,00 metric tons" took me out PLZZZ

    • @cybergirlonline
      @cybergirlonline Pƙed 13 dny +2

      PLSSSS lmaooo me actually believing it too and spreading it on my own podcast real .. damn r we ........ dumb????

  • @Alyrulz421
    @Alyrulz421 Pƙed 12 dny +40

    “FISH!!” 💀💀😭😭 why did he scream it like that

  • @UFC_PICKS
    @UFC_PICKS Pƙed 14 dny +921

    Not washing your hands is actually vile.

    • @heyitsvonage2768
      @heyitsvonage2768 Pƙed 14 dny +105

      I don't think she understands that a lot more people were dying from the few diseases there were back then, and a lot of those deaths were the result of poor hygiene

    • @iu.lia.na.
      @iu.lia.na. Pƙed 14 dny

      Natural selection đŸ€ź

    • @iu.lia.na.
      @iu.lia.na. Pƙed 14 dny

      Natural selection đŸ€ź

    • @blue_pers
      @blue_pers Pƙed 14 dny +57

      I dated a guy that only washed his hands in the shower. I asked him because I noticed he never did after going to the bathroom so I was like “go wash your hands” and he goes “i already did when i showered”

    • @SmallBoiWithEars
      @SmallBoiWithEars Pƙed 14 dny +9

      Vile.cringe

  • @tradutorajuliana
    @tradutorajuliana Pƙed 14 dny +782

    The animal discussion has the same vibe as that vine "are you gonna look at me and tell me that I'm wrong?" The wicked witch of the east bro!

    • @zoeisonline
      @zoeisonline Pƙed 14 dny +27

      I thought the exact same thing oh my god 😭 I’m dying laughing at that clip

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Pƙed 14 dny +29

      Two straight guys arguing about insignificant things with such emotion always gives me that vibe lmao

    • @sarahhoran4220
      @sarahhoran4220 Pƙed 14 dny +1

      I was just coming to comment this lmfao

    • @victoriac4317
      @victoriac4317 Pƙed 14 dny +4

      I was thinking that the whole time they were arguingđŸ€Ł

    • @Tardvark
      @Tardvark Pƙed 14 dny

      What podcast is that???

  • @mariac4127
    @mariac4127 Pƙed 10 dny +20

    “You’re not a Leopard you’re a white guy from Dallas!” Is my new favorite sentence lmaooooo

  • @aetainna
    @aetainna Pƙed 5 dny +9

    “you’re not a leopard, you’re a white man from dallas” 😭

  • @drewwheeler5045
    @drewwheeler5045 Pƙed 14 dny +1788

    I love how much Cody has endorsed Lunch

  • @myshiteu7750
    @myshiteu7750 Pƙed 14 dny +346

    That girl that said there was less disease in days we used outhouses is why measles came back.

    • @OneHellOfASandwich
      @OneHellOfASandwich Pƙed 12 dny +4

      What would even be the purpose of lying about why we need to wash our hands? There’s like a million soap companies, not one big soap conglomerate taking all your money by lying to you about germs! I hope they get pinkeye and never find out what causes it so they can get it again and again.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ Pƙed 11 dny +2

      Those two are set to be new Typhoid Marys

  • @dcarter455
    @dcarter455 Pƙed 14 dny +62

    12:48 the flash of heartbreak at being called out for his stupidity 😂😂😂 I almost went “awww poor tink tink”
    Then he followed it with “you’re not a leopard, you’re a white guy from Dallas”💀💀💀

  • @rheanna13
    @rheanna13 Pƙed 11 dny +18

    cody laughing at his own podcast like he's a little kid watching his favorite cartoon

  • @nicholasspidel1471
    @nicholasspidel1471 Pƙed 14 dny +1132

    The woman who is protesting "Big Diaper" is going to end up giving "Big Carpet Cleaner" a lot of business.

    • @ErikaCartet
      @ErikaCartet Pƙed 14 dny +79

      also why not just use reusable diapers or something 😭

    • @MaidenHelll
      @MaidenHelll Pƙed 14 dny +28

      She needs to have a play date with Miss I don’t wash my hands.

    • @sav44474
      @sav44474 Pƙed 14 dny +12

      As well as “Big Furniture” and “Big Clothes”

    • @MilesToGoGo
      @MilesToGoGo Pƙed 14 dny

      Nice

    • @jazzamundie4261
      @jazzamundie4261 Pƙed 14 dny +12

      It’s called elimination communication, look it up. I do it and my 6 month old hasn’t pooped in a nappy since I started at 2 months old. Always in the toilet - just saying

  • @kaycee3986
    @kaycee3986 Pƙed 14 dny +287

    The background laughter in the "ahead of the sexuals" podcast is killing me

  • @bigmars2
    @bigmars2 Pƙed 11 dny +21

    The funniest part as that most of these clips aren’t even real podcasts. They just film clips talking into a mic lol

  • @rvh1020
    @rvh1020 Pƙed 11 dny +17

    “Self hypnosis” but asks everyone to call him king. Thats just roleplaying

  • @spencerjones5793
    @spencerjones5793 Pƙed 14 dny +392

    “I work at Jack in the box” is the realest response to that question

  • @rosiesaikaly1178
    @rosiesaikaly1178 Pƙed 14 dny +322

    the "self-hypnosis" guy just manifesting with his alpha crystals as part of his morning routine

    • @bell_knight
      @bell_knight Pƙed 14 dny

      @rosiesaikaly1178 don’t know how else to explain this but Self hypnosis is a legit thing proven according to modern science. I’m just surprised it took alpha bros so long to act like they invented it

    • @izzy1906
      @izzy1906 Pƙed 13 dny +8

      Are alpha crystals just gravel?

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Pƙed 12 dny +2

      “When men’s emotions come out it’s very dangerous” ONLY if he’s not managing or expressing his emotions appropriately or effectively. That should be taught in childhood, so if it’s a problem with a grown Man , he’s a PROBLEM.

  • @miaperez2718
    @miaperez2718 Pƙed 12 dny +16

    the emoji thing is even crazyier when you think about the beauty of copy and paste

  • @tabathaarria9558
    @tabathaarria9558 Pƙed 12 dny +12

    20:53 THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURNED THE FROGS TITLESS

  • @mattie1710
    @mattie1710 Pƙed 14 dny +770

    I love how they describe affirmations as "self hypnosis"

    • @RobertMichaelTodd
      @RobertMichaelTodd Pƙed 14 dny +26

      Got to it before me. Some str8 men are insecure that they have to be like this.

    • @Phantom-kc9ly
      @Phantom-kc9ly Pƙed 14 dny +1

      Thats sounds like a phobia to me​@@RobertMichaelTodd

    • @Phantom-kc9ly
      @Phantom-kc9ly Pƙed 14 dny +1

      I'm pretty sure chanting mantras over and over to get into a trance state is hypnosis.

    • @luvedrage3578
      @luvedrage3578 Pƙed 14 dny +10

      @@Phantom-kc9lythat sounds like a reach to me

    • @Zionswasd
      @Zionswasd Pƙed 14 dny +3

      ​@@luvedrage3578 no its literally true, daily affirmations are basically meditative/trance mantras, putting yourself into a trance can be a form of hypnosis, if anything self hypnosis is the older/more accurate term.

  • @IRanOutOfPhrases
    @IRanOutOfPhrases Pƙed 14 dny +474

    "Call me king or else we can't hang out anymore."
    As if its his choice to not hang out with them anymore, rather than their choice to get the heck away from the psychopath.

    • @Shirumoon
      @Shirumoon Pƙed 14 dny +15

      Also I wonder how it'd work out if all of his homies were on this trip. "King" sounds pretty fucking worthless if that's everyone's nickname.

    • @IRanOutOfPhrases
      @IRanOutOfPhrases Pƙed 14 dny +5

      @@Shirumoon good call, king

    • @stephe1506
      @stephe1506 Pƙed 14 dny +7

      He wasn't particularly specific so "short king" is still what he requested

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Pƙed 12 dny +1

      King Douche bag thinks people want to be around him THAT bad. 🙄 If you demand I call you King, bye. That’s how 8 yr olds talk.

  • @justingarcia4490
    @justingarcia4490 Pƙed 13 dny +20

    “Eating raw chicken everyday till I get a tummy ache” 18:12 it is a thing already😂đŸ•ș

  • @toshizen809
    @toshizen809 Pƙed 11 dny +6

    "Self Hypnosis"? Dude that's just *DELUSION*

  • @codyallen2838
    @codyallen2838 Pƙed 14 dny +762

    The bearded midwest looking guy at 16:03 is also a comedian. That show show is a comedy podcast, they're dogging managers for being incompetent in general.

    • @toobad8657
      @toobad8657 Pƙed 13 dny +69

      I was gonna say, it came off as a bit to mock managers.

    • @canyoncelestin5041
      @canyoncelestin5041 Pƙed 13 dny +2

      whats the podcast called?

    • @stevec.9037
      @stevec.9037 Pƙed 12 dny

      @@canyoncelestin5041 You Betcha Radio, same guy has one with Charlie Berens called Bellied Up, real funny dudes

    • @codyallen2838
      @codyallen2838 Pƙed 12 dny +9

      @@canyoncelestin5041 You Betcha I think. It's alright.

    • @malegazeofficial
      @malegazeofficial Pƙed 12 dny +1

      yeah it defo didn't sound like they're managers themselves haha

  • @McJavi138
    @McJavi138 Pƙed 14 dny +374

    The clip with the two guys arguing about what is an isn't an animal was super enjoyable tbh. Felt just like being with a group of friends; just yapping with the boys.

    • @Mr.Cupcake
      @Mr.Cupcake Pƙed 14 dny +69

      I disagree, this dude is a textbook example of an ignorant person. He can't be argued with because he just will not accept the simplest of thruths if it goes against his beliefs. Makes me mad, personally.

    • @squibbelsmcjohnson
      @squibbelsmcjohnson Pƙed 14 dny

      Yapping with a m0ron? 😂

    • @graciebarnett887
      @graciebarnett887 Pƙed 14 dny +32

      @@Mr.Cupcake I agree, and if you have any common high school biology class knowledge you’d know that a fish is indeed an animal ( kingdom animalia, phylum chordota ). They both are just stubborn and asserting that one or the other is the right answer based off their own uneducated ideals 😂😂

    • @ignota.
      @ignota. Pƙed 14 dny +6

      ​@@graciebarnett887 You have too much faith in people. I took an ecology course in university last year, which has two prior biology courses as a prerequisite. On a field trip for bird tagging one of the students asked what the baby birds eat, do their moms give them milk. Despite those two entire biology courses, this idiot still thought birds were mammals. I definitely did not control the expression on my face, I just couldn't believe what I was hearing.😂

    • @graciebarnett887
      @graciebarnett887 Pƙed 14 dny +2

      @@ignota. yeah. pretty sad world we live in. 😬😬

  • @sydneylyman8778
    @sydneylyman8778 Pƙed 8 dny +8

    The gas station guy is from the You Should Know podcast, and honestly their clips are SO funny. Where does gas come from? Can you get a sunburn at night? Is a houseplant furniture? Amazing. 10/10 content.

    • @honeycake
      @honeycake Pƙed 8 dny

      THANK YOU IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE NAME

  • @deluxev2228
    @deluxev2228 Pƙed 13 dny +8

    “Yeah I’ll call you king... SHORT king!”- My friends, probably

  • @God_Is_An_Atheist
    @God_Is_An_Atheist Pƙed 14 dny +231

    "The didn't wash their hands and they had less diseases back then"
    The plague: Am I a joke to you?

    • @kyliejohnson730
      @kyliejohnson730 Pƙed 14 dny +12

      And their entire life expectancy😂😂 if they reached age 30 then that was equivalent to like being 110 now

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey Pƙed 13 dny +4

      @kyliejohnson730 A huge part of that was infant and child mortality. If you made it to adulthood you could expect to make it to at least 50-60. Older if wealthy.

    • @SabrinaRene4565
      @SabrinaRene4565 Pƙed 13 dny +2

      Typhoid Marys in the making

    • @thundercloud755
      @thundercloud755 Pƙed 12 dny +4

      ​@@nedisahonkey That's cause lack of hygiene killed off anyone with a slightly weaker immune system.

    • @RayTheomo
      @RayTheomo Pƙed 9 dny +1

      ​@@nedisahonkey exactly. But it doesnt change the fact you needed to have 10 kids cuz 8 would die because kids are nasty and they didnt have SOAP

  • @josiahdavid.1927
    @josiahdavid.1927 Pƙed 14 dny +277

    “Some things are insects and some things are bugs”

    • @PsychNerdCA
      @PsychNerdCA Pƙed 14 dny +17

      I NEED to know what podcast that is, I’ll save it for a day when I’m feeling really dumb and down on myself 😂

    • @Slokay_
      @Slokay_ Pƙed 14 dny +5

      ​@PsychNerdCA it's called You Should Know!

    • @SmallBoiWithEars
      @SmallBoiWithEars Pƙed 14 dny +5

      @@PsychNerdCAit’s called TMG

  • @tokyoto7247
    @tokyoto7247 Pƙed 3 dny +2

    "YOU CAN GO TO A FISH ZOO??" bro doesn't know what an aquarium is

  • @corriebeard7289
    @corriebeard7289 Pƙed 11 dny +5

    Cody watching his own podcast with so much joy in his eyes is so sweet to me idek

  • @CarolinaVillanueva90
    @CarolinaVillanueva90 Pƙed 14 dny +682

    40k a year working at Jack in the Box? Holy shit, they pay better than most places

    • @Mashy8722
      @Mashy8722 Pƙed 14 dny +30

      Facts! I work at a friggin bank and I only make not much more then that 😂smh

    • @Phantom-kc9ly
      @Phantom-kc9ly Pƙed 14 dny +56

      If they work full time and make minimum wage in California then no, it's the minimum and still not close enough to survive

    • @squibbelsmcjohnson
      @squibbelsmcjohnson Pƙed 14 dny +44

      California is $20/hr now for fast food but mind you to live in California comfortably you have to make close to $100k single

    • @alamp.8271
      @alamp.8271 Pƙed 14 dny +16

      california cost of living though...

    • @Jenn_Lucky
      @Jenn_Lucky Pƙed 14 dny +3

      He's probably the manager lol

  • @julymarion1752
    @julymarion1752 Pƙed 14 dny +235

    “Some things are insects, and some things are bugs”. Absolute bars Cody

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom Pƙed 13 dny +2

      I never loved him as much as I did when he said that. Cody’s the best! 😂

    • @NoOneCaresJSYK
      @NoOneCaresJSYK Pƙed 12 dny +1

      I genuinely had this thought like a week ago. Like insects are cool but bugs just aren’t
. Then I looked it up and that’s not even how the terminology works. Sad. It makes so much sense tho 🙁

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 Pƙed 13 dny +11

    You laugh, you lose. Cody laughing at 3 seconds in. 😅

  • @MuayThaiDude
    @MuayThaiDude Pƙed 5 dny +3

    The education level of my country terrifies me. The gas station one was genuinely shocking 😂😂

  • @louiechudley5616
    @louiechudley5616 Pƙed 14 dny +458

    That guy going on about the gas station. đŸ€Ł Knowing there are people who are that stupid. Is actually painful. 😂

    • @laurenlynn7992
      @laurenlynn7992 Pƙed 14 dny +3

      ive never learned about that why does it make me dumb?

    • @martophrenia
      @martophrenia Pƙed 14 dny +34

      @@laurenlynn7992 I mean if you don’t know something, maybe it’s better to at least google it first before trying to discuss it with anyone else?

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Pƙed 14 dny

      ​​​​@@laurenlynn7992not knowing they have buried tanks doesn't make you dumb but it should be common sense that gas stations obviously don't extract gas from the ground lol.
      I can't comprehend how an adult could think every gas station in the world is on top of oil/ gas deposits 😂 then we wouldn't need them..

    • @louiechudley5616
      @louiechudley5616 Pƙed 14 dny +39

      @@laurenlynn7992 because it shows a complete lack of common sense. Let alone being an insulting display of indifference toward how the world around you functions.

    • @laurenlynn7992
      @laurenlynn7992 Pƙed 14 dny +23

      @@Quzga i don’t even know what i thought but ya i definitely didn’t think that there’s just a tube sucking up magical gas 💀💀💀

  • @VictorianElise
    @VictorianElise Pƙed 14 dny +297

    Calling simple affirmations “self-hypnosis” to make it sound more masculine is v funny to me.

    • @ttt5020
      @ttt5020 Pƙed 14 dny +23

      'u gotta brainwash yourself. chain yourself down like the winter soldier and become a pure ubstoppable force. repeat after me: I care about others. My friends love me so much-'

    • @Himathyyy
      @Himathyyy Pƙed 14 dny

      Self hypnosis is more feminine in my opinion. A Man should just do that shit .

    • @saturn888
      @saturn888 Pƙed 14 dny +4

      it’s so funny pls

    • @bell_knight
      @bell_knight Pƙed 14 dny

      @VictorianElise don’t know how else to explain this but Self hypnosis is a legit thing proven according to modern science. I’m just surprised it took alpha bros so long to act like they invented it

    • @gnat4999
      @gnat4999 Pƙed 14 dny

      ​@@ttt5020lmao

  • @chrissysings8652
    @chrissysings8652 Pƙed 13 dny +2

    "Your stupidity!" "FISH!!" my man was DONE with this convo

  • @abaeterno
    @abaeterno Pƙed 11 dny +2

    Nothing will ever compare to watching Cody and Noel’s bit with the sound effects added on my friend’s tv, in literal tears, absolutely LOSING OUR MINDS about 20 minutes before I greened out super hard.

  • @lauranottuna
    @lauranottuna Pƙed 14 dny +163

    The animal clip is the best thing i have seen. Maybe ever. This is why EVERYONE needs a podcast.

    • @elovessmashbox3
      @elovessmashbox3 Pƙed 14 dny +4

      Watch The Basement Yard. The guys in this video copied this from them

  • @brynnalys
    @brynnalys Pƙed 14 dny +239

    4:52 idk why but I’m CRYING laughing over “years, longer, two, more than, perhaps”😭😭😭

    • @nostalgicfears
      @nostalgicfears Pƙed 14 dny +2

      SAME LOL AND WHEN CODY REALIZED THE BOLD BARS IN MOVIES ARE FAKE WWTFFF

    • @Blue-xe5cj
      @Blue-xe5cj Pƙed 14 dny +2

      4:52 is my favorite part of the video too 😂😭

    • @Greystorm1619
      @Greystorm1619 Pƙed 13 dny +1

      I fuckin loved that part

  • @Thaghettosprincess
    @Thaghettosprincess Pƙed 12 dny +4

    6:38 the thing is, bro was so fuckin serious through the whole thing
 it made it a different level of funny 😂😂😂

  • @lysxo_
    @lysxo_ Pƙed 13 dny +2

    cody laughing with the clip of himself and noel will always be funny

  • @Sandeagledhorn
    @Sandeagledhorn Pƙed 14 dny +87

    '' Ben, dinner is ready. ''
    '' Moooommmmm, I told you call me King now, otherwise you're not in my circle! ''

    • @SkyyFlowState
      @SkyyFlowState Pƙed 13 dny

      Hahhahaha that is actually legendary holy hell never loved this man more hahhahaa

  • @lovefromsoul915
    @lovefromsoul915 Pƙed 14 dny +126

    not washing your hands and not showering is so foul in so many ways??? good luck finding lasting relationships with habits like that

    • @Manasiii9
      @Manasiii9 Pƙed 13 dny +9

      😭😭it's just basic human hygiene, what are these guys on omg

    • @moent00
      @moent00 Pƙed 13 dny

      Also, why would you brag about it? Now everyone knows you're disgusting.

    • @TheSket
      @TheSket Pƙed 13 dny +4

      It’s also funny cuz she literally says, “I turn on the water so they don’t think I’m disgusting.” Also kinda silly cuz Soap recipes have been found dating back near 5000 years

    • @gsly6081
      @gsly6081 Pƙed 13 dny

      @@Manasiii9 girls

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Pƙed 12 dny +2

      How are they THAT clueless and why is it THAT important to tell the world? ( thx for the warning, but jeez!)

  • @kassiedelong7983
    @kassiedelong7983 Pƙed 2 dny

    Gas station/fish guy is my favorite podcast that I see clips from. I’ve never watched a full episode for fear of pissing myself laughing 😂😂😂

  • @taracori8
    @taracori8 Pƙed 13 dny +1

    I want more of this content. I could watch this for hours😂

  • @UnOc2
    @UnOc2 Pƙed 14 dny +204

    As someone with pretty bad OCD (diagnosed), it scares me how many people don't wash their hands. Although, there is a balance to it, 'cause my hands are dry and sensitive as all hell from over washing.

    • @Tooskilly
      @Tooskilly Pƙed 14 dny +2

      Sameee

    • @Tooskilly
      @Tooskilly Pƙed 14 dny +55

      It’s really just about finding balance

    • @Dany-yt1zk
      @Dany-yt1zk Pƙed 14 dny +7

      This haunts me daily. I wish I could just stop thinking about it.

    • @KierstonKxsh
      @KierstonKxsh Pƙed 14 dny +5

      Diagnosed as well, it feels nice to know I’m not alone in this. My hands are always cracked and bleeding in the winter. Summertime is the only period I get some relief from it.

    • @squibbelsmcjohnson
      @squibbelsmcjohnson Pƙed 14 dny +4

      ​@@KierstonKxshlotion is your friend

  • @purplelove9455
    @purplelove9455 Pƙed 14 dny +133

    I wouldn't say Podcasting is an "art form" but its certainly a form of something

    • @Saige.lm.7
      @Saige.lm.7 Pƙed 14 dny +7

      Yeah a form of tism 😂😭

    • @horseonajetpilot
      @horseonajetpilot Pƙed 14 dny

      ​@@Saige.lm.7that makes no sense.

    • @briannacasi
      @briannacasi Pƙed 14 dny +3

      @@horseonajetpilot uhm "artism" ?

    • @aaaa-fq1ue
      @aaaa-fq1ue Pƙed 14 dny

      Its entertainment which is art albeit a more commercial form

    • @SmallBoiWithEars
      @SmallBoiWithEars Pƙed 14 dny

      ⁠@@horseonajetpilotuhm "autism" ?

  • @jtarts11
    @jtarts11 Pƙed 2 dny

    “Some things are insects
 and some things.. are BUGS” made me spit out my salad

  • @tylersommer1027
    @tylersommer1027 Pƙed 4 dny

    I loved this segment

  • @KreatureCargeaux
    @KreatureCargeaux Pƙed 14 dny +324

    5:24 dude really said “ingraves” instead of “ingrained” while he was acting like he’s on a level most of us could never dream of. But doesn’t even know that “ingraves” isn’t even a word.

    • @StephanieLorenG
      @StephanieLorenG Pƙed 14 dny +49

      Or engraves. Just missed all around lol

    • @ErikaCartet
      @ErikaCartet Pƙed 14 dny +44

      i feel like he merged engraves and ingrains into one word lol

    • @LevenScholar
      @LevenScholar Pƙed 14 dny

      Oh yeah? Where are bodies buried then? You look foolish.

    • @Zionswasd
      @Zionswasd Pƙed 14 dny

      He or whoever wrote the captions just spelled engraves wrong, but he pronounced it correctly and it is a word and it makes perfect sense, despite him being a psycho, youre an idiot too.

    • @StephanieLorenG
      @StephanieLorenG Pƙed 14 dny +21

      @@ErikaCartet whatever it was it makes me want to be in-graves

  • @Toni_Sparked
    @Toni_Sparked Pƙed 14 dny +82

    9:07 I'm a peasant but he needs to borrow a million dollars from a friend
    Sounds like we're both broke, my guy 😂

  • @spa_nky
    @spa_nky Pƙed 8 dny

    cody love his podcast sm

  • @hikikomori4971
    @hikikomori4971 Pƙed 13 dny

    Thank you king for this amazing video! đŸ™ŒđŸŒđŸ‘đŸŒ

  • @spooky_wagons
    @spooky_wagons Pƙed 14 dny +127

    my doordash just got here and im absolutely DYING at the entire FISH FISH argument lmfaoooooo i love lunch w cody

    • @MrHdog111
      @MrHdog111 Pƙed 14 dny +3

      Imagine actually getting lunch with Cody

    • @SmallBoiWithEars
      @SmallBoiWithEars Pƙed 14 dny

      Imagine actually getting Cody with lunch

    • @ClevrYogi
      @ClevrYogi Pƙed 14 dny

      Me effin too ❀ just no door dash on my side just straight Cody rollin

  • @luna_R0s3
    @luna_R0s3 Pƙed 14 dny +126

    Dude I lost it at "fish zoo" like bro AN AQUARIUM YOU MEAN!!!! cannot be real right??? 😂

  • @emilyslicer2843
    @emilyslicer2843 Pƙed 13 dny +3

    12:37 wait until this guy finds out that chickens are closer related to dinosaurs that reptiles are
    His brain would explode

  • @babychap
    @babychap Pƙed 12 dny +1

    Cody you make me laugh so effing hard

  • @darlanova5182
    @darlanova5182 Pƙed 14 dny +71

    That first guy made me cringe so hard "little tactics with my blue hearts this real shit" 😂😂

  • @ameliamae9227
    @ameliamae9227 Pƙed 14 dny +65

    The blue heart emoji "tactics" was just too much for this husband!!!!

  • @DelindaArts
    @DelindaArts Pƙed 10 dny +1

    14:32 i remember this moment from TMG so vividly. I was crying so much from laughing lmao. To this day it still fucks me up 😆

  • @mollykreitman9661
    @mollykreitman9661 Pƙed 14 dny +42

    “That’s what 21 hearts looks like” *sends to Kelsey*

  • @petertingle4890
    @petertingle4890 Pƙed 14 dny +106

    the guy who was confused about the gas stations definitely thinks his kitchen sink is magical

    • @avopeac6300
      @avopeac6300 Pƙed 14 dny +2

      who hurt this man, that's some terrible object permanence

    • @ZoeEvelynHart
      @ZoeEvelynHart Pƙed 14 dny +1

      ​@@avopeac6300Where did your comment go? Oh, it's back. Wait.. it's gone? Nvm.

    • @SmallBoiWithEars
      @SmallBoiWithEars Pƙed 14 dny

      @@ZoeEvelynHart bro what’s happening

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 Pƙed 14 dny +2

      “Let me finish
 where they get the water from bro?”😂😂😂

  • @braesullivan4678
    @braesullivan4678 Pƙed 12 dny

    i needed that checkpoint, thank you

  • @Christian-gx1eo
    @Christian-gx1eo Pƙed 9 dny

    good vid, always great editing!

  • @shaRkMP
    @shaRkMP Pƙed 14 dny +47

    I live in a house in betwixt two gas stations. Magical goblins bring their mystic drilling equipment and Poof! Gas!
    And people every day be like “Ill be having that”.

  • @PurpleFunDip4
    @PurpleFunDip4 Pƙed 14 dny +133

    The guy not knowing how gas stations works
 “do you truthfully not know the answer to that?” Ended me 💀

    • @Cheesingabout
      @Cheesingabout Pƙed 13 dny

      but are the tanks already there though?

  • @thereptyler8809
    @thereptyler8809 Pƙed 13 dny

    So glad to see Cody watch YSK podcast. I’ve always thought Cody would love them.

  • @spicycrabbae9352
    @spicycrabbae9352 Pƙed 11 dny +6

    The fish vs animal debate had me trippin so hard, that as a BIOLOGY MAJOR I still had to look it up to make sure. Man was being gaslit 😭😭

  • @itachiuchihaaa777
    @itachiuchihaaa777 Pƙed 14 dny +70

    please do more of these i literally laughed for 10mins about the “head of the sexuals” 😂

  • @jessberch7041
    @jessberch7041 Pƙed 14 dny +61

    Not me imagining that one guy getting mad at his mom for calling him Ben instead of King

  • @wetrat777
    @wetrat777 Pƙed 13 dny +3

    9:15 did he just gaslight me about not knowing anyone w a million dollars they wanna send me??

  • @victoriousg3924
    @victoriousg3924 Pƙed 13 dny

    Please give us more of this