Freddy Got Fingered - Nostalgia Critic
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- It's a new kind of bad, one never thought possible. Has this film elevated awful to a new art form? What has been unleashed? Nostalgia Critic takes on Tom Green's, Freddy Got Fingered.
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Freddy Got Fingered is a 2001 American surrealist black comedy film directed by Tom Green and written by Green and Derek Harvie. The film follows Green as a 28-year-old slacker who wishes to become a professional cartoonist. The film's plot resembles Green's struggles as a young man trying to get his TV series picked up, which would later become the popular MTV show The Tom Green Show.
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You get a censor bar. You get a censor bar! THIS WHOLE MOVIE GETS A CENSOR BAR!!!
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Don’t think there’s enough booze in the world to erase movie from your mind
Can’t wait for tomorrow’s Trying to Watch, er I mean First Viewing.
Review troll 2
Can u do a review of Kenan and Kel?
Thank you so much for reviewing this finally, it's something that makes me feel better about being sick :)
“How was the movie?”
“What is the movie?”
I’ll do one better, “WHY is the movie?”
I'll do you one better,"Where's the movie?"
I can improve that: "Who is the movie?".
What WAS the movie
IM SURROUNDED BY GENIUSES
I'll do you one better "FUCK this movie"
This is a true story- that ending nearly DID get the film an NC17. Green, deeming that rating "porn, with murder", literally sent the scene back unchanged, except the kid was ADRd the line "I'm okay, guys!". *And the MPAA accepted that.*
“Ratings are a joke”
Reminds me of a story about Eric Andre trying to get past the censors on his show- apparently Adult Swim gave him, amongst other guidelines, that, quote, "He can shit so hard that organs fall out of his anus, but he *can’t* make it look like he’s *intentionally* doing it."
@@erics.czernecki7333 well if that doesn’t prove how useless ratings are i don’t know what will
@@erics.czernecki7333 well to be fair, doing that on purpose isn't nearly as funny as unintentionally doing it
@@rockycuro7737 Doug’s review of this movie is funnier than the actual movie… getting your brains beat out with a bat is even more amusing than this movie
That moment when I realized that the reason “The Real Slim Shady” is playing at the end is because one of the lyrics is “But it’s ok for Tom Greene to hump a dead moose”.
Wow, Tom embraces this! ... Wonder how he's doing now.
@@WillieManga I think he's still doing stand-up.
But it wasn't ok. And it never would be.
When I first heard that song I had no idea who Tom Greene was. Now I wish I never knew. Ignorance is bliss.
Early 2000's were crazy
That Charles Schultz joke is deliberately darker than people realize- he died just briefly before this film was made. When his mother says "you'll be fine" she's literally referring to his death.
Oh shit dude
That is fucking mean
That’s just dark
Just imagine how it would feel to make a movie as bad as possible in the hopes of winning Razzy awards, just for Adam Sandler to get all ten without even trying just 11 years later
@Frncs Trjn no.
What?
@@consonantsandvowels1 *ahem*
jack and jill.
Uuu
@@rockycuro7737 kk
YOU EDITED OVER THE BEST LINE!!!
"Wait, you're a cripple!"
"You gotta problem with my legs, sir?"
"It's you that's got the problem with your legs..."
Oh.
The Analytical Menace that’s actually a good line. I think Tom Green has talent but he went out of his way to make it terrible.
@@esyphillis101 exactly, that's the point
This movie is painful
Basically everything about the girlfriend was the one bit of good this movie had
The No Country for old Man Intro was spot on!
"'...you can put it anywhere, but dont put it on the shelf, or it becomes another movie... which it is, a movie"
- Nostalgia Critic
God this guy is a whole other level of unfunny
Is "Anti-movie" a genre? Cuze if not, this movie just made a new one.
Anti movie that makes u smarter don’t watch this film not even once
surprisingly i cant tell the difference from legit or accidental
Guys please do not watch this movie this is worse than the Bratz this is the worst movie ever existed ever since the Galaxy made this is get -9999/10 please do not watch this movie
Me: *sees Doug in the distance* "Did you do it?"
Doug: ".....yes."
Me: "What did it cost?"
Doug: "...……….everything."
😈😈😈
OMG that quote "James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this... And this guy was given 14 million dollars to bring it to the big screen..." Legendary.
The New Krio - dude, I fucking died bc
Just this morning my gf and I were reading th tweets of why he got fired. And for th life of me could not figure out why Disney cannot let something that happened 10 years ago alone. Like seriously. You're going to make GOTG3 suck dick and be totally different. Bc you don't approve of someone's dirty joking tweets that are a decade old. Fuck man.
@@coma-cody
Think about Disney's target audience. Imagine Mary Poppins singing some uptempo song about child rape. Disney has very tight image control and the tweets aren't family friendly
To be fair, not 14 million dollars, but James Gunn also got paid to make movies like his tweets.
Doug definitely knows a thing or two about inappropriate behavior that destroys your professional relationships with your workers.
We kind of SUCK as a soceity sometimes, don't we?
It's not just that he wanted to make an intentionally bad movie, it was also an act of protest against the Hollywood machine itself. Basically at the time Tom Green was basically one of the most famous comedians in the world, with The Tom Green Show being a huge hit and his podcast-esque sister show Tom Green's House Tonight also being around or at the very least it was on the way. So being "the big thing" some big Hollywood studio comes to Tom Green and says "alright look the kids like you, we don't know why, but fuck it here's $1 million dollars. Go make a movie, it can be about anything you want as long as it only costs $1 million. Now scram!" and Tom's like "Anything I want eh?"
Honestly, I find this film hilarious, purely because he knew exactly what he was doing and made the weirdest film he could just to piss off the studio
Yeah, I feel the same, and it’s strangely and morbidly more funny knowing that.
i liked tje deer scene
Tom Green is like Jim Carrey if Jim got high on crack and was dropped on his head as an adult.
16:35
Sadly, that's what the haters don't get.
I looked up Tom Green after this review and I found out that he went to my high school. I hope I can live up to his potential
I hope to see you out in public playing the Sausage Song on a keyboard.
Welp rip u
Well congratulations, you already have.
I'm making this face at your comment. Oh plz no but I hope ur as funny as him but plz make a good comedy but if it’s bad make it bad it’s good
why would you want to live up to HIS potential?
I like to think we aren’t actually seeing The Nostalgia Critic here, but rather Doug himself, driven mad by this film to the point where he has adopted his alternate persona. He realizes he cannot escape this endless cycle of trash and thus accepts his fate with open arms, longing that one day he may be freed from his curse.
Sun Guy geez, didn’t know someone could be so offended by a joke. I don’t think this is some supper artsy thing he did purposely, I’m just making that a joke.
It could be a supper artsy thing and a joke. Why not both?
SomeguycalledSmithy Ignore that dude he's just some loser who comments on here just to talk shit instead of actually watching the video like most people actually do on this site.
Not worth the time nor the attention.
Sun Guy wow so salty
Thank you! I was really struggling on this review. But wouldn't there have been better ways to demonstrate this? For instance The Godfather. Humor in this isn't the important but rather with The Descent. So you could show Doug being charged further and further down into the bowels of this movie until finally he is left no choice but to accept it , to become part of the very thing that he was trying to fight against. At the end of the review, he could have killed those who he was talking about how bad the movie was as daddy do you want some sausages play over and then he closes the door starting the movie up again the signifying that he has become one with the movie. Or if you really wanted to start at the end, Citizen Kane it. Just if you're going to reference from the great movies and contrast to Freddy Got Fingered in such a way that shows the descent into madness, their films are do a much better job of that.
I said, "You know this is technically a Disney movie, right?"
"It's adopted," said the Disney studio execs defensively.
Is it really* loads the disney killing bullet into the gun* with this we might have a chance to stop them
Oh
I said the same thing when I saw Porky’s
Did anyone else notice "Doom: the game of the movie" on the shelf in the video store? lol
I noticed the pictures of the Nostalgia-Ween monsters on Freddy's left.
There was the Doom movie also
I just came off that review
Yes.
Critic, would you like some sausage?
Critic, would you like some sausages?
hehe
SAUSAGES SAUSAGES!!!
What fresh hell is this...?
It's sosigs
I want to knock on Doug Walker's door with a keyboard and sing that when he answers.
“Why would this be successful? Graphs.”
Ah, but the Chart says...
David Hoyos [Matoi] Nostalgia Critic: YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH ENTERTAINMENT!
I was just thinking about that
*But the chart says*
*Takes chart away*
@@Jacob_G9 THE CHART
That piano song is literally scary. Like it reminds me if Silent hill went to disneyland. That shit is... marvelous.
As if Disneyland isn't chock full of nightmares on it's own.
Even the devil is afraid of this movie
Try listening to the metal covers of it. It's like if the Devil from Tenacious D played it.
It's quite an earworm.
“This is a fancy restaurant!”
ThIs iS a FaNcY rEsTaUrAnT
My dad took me to see this in theaters when I was 9. Not even kidding lol. The whole time I kept looking over at him like "Are you SURE this is okay for me to watch?"
Dad: *Jack Nicholson nodding gif*
@@Azdrerios lmao
I... think you're dad forgot to be a dad that cared whether or not he made a kid scream in a theater or not
Parenting 101.
He must've did it on purpose 😂😂😂
You know your movie is bad when you make 'The Citizen Kane of bad movies' (The Room) look like Citizen Kane.
And Freddy's got fingered. So anyway, this and the room are also Pink Floyd the wall and rebel without the cause goes bad
At least we got something good out of The Room. It’s called THE DISASTER ARTIST
If The Room was a train wreck, this was a demolition derby.
That is a stunningly good way to put it
The Room was supposed to be a serious drama. Tom Green wasn't aiming for that.
Or a 75-car pileup on I-95
@@phillydisco yeah, that’s pretty much what I said. A train wreck happens on accident, a demolition derby is a gruesome disaster entirely on purpose.
The room is good LSD
FGF is sweetener passing for coke
I like how every joke in this movie has actual build up.
"James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this." Stuck between laughing and crying over this line. RIP Guardians of the Galaxy III.
Yessss..............From DISNEY; they'd've roasted Green at the Stake had they known he'd used their money for THIS (hence it's New Line, who couldn't give two squirts, as they made DUNGEONS & DRAGONS only a YEAR before LORD OF THE RINGS..........they clearly don't know............).
DRIP GotG3
Bwahahaha
Disney bought Fox, so "Freddy Got Fingered" is now a Disney movie, how shocking is that?
@@kissmyasthma3155 i might report your comment for the sheer horror you have brought to my mind good sir
19:57 I'm upset Rob didn't walk in saying "Well, according to the chart..."
Same here!
That's a running gag that would have fit perfectly there.
Maybe cus he killed Rob earlier in the review. He shouldve stayed in the car
I don't think bringing in the Focus Group Analysts would have worked well for this particular review. The Critic brings those characters into an episode if he's reviewing an adaptation of a famous work that notably suffered from heavy studio interference. "Freddy Got Fingered" was a project that Tom Green had near-total control over as co-writer, star, and director...in other words, it's pretty much Green's fault, not the studio's.
+Merchantic
But the chart says that the "But the chart says" would have fit better here.
“It’s like a Greek myth, but African.”
As Half-Blood trash, you cannot understand how ashamed I am of that line.
Your comment reminds me of a certain black Scottish cyclops of Greek myth.
Makes me wonder what would happen if a horse mated with a narwhal. Would we FINALLY get unicorns?
@@GoldenGrenadier Does he have a certain affinity for Scrumpy perhaps?
@@GoldenGrenadierAs a Texan I felt my blood pressure rise reading about such a person.
Not only are The Nostalgia Critics reviews informative , entertaining as hell and hilarious , the sketches are incredibly funny . Laughter is the best medicine . I've been an avid watcher for years now . Thank you critic for making me laugh out loud .
“Freddy Got Fingered” made over $14M at the box office (which was more than its budget.) Of course, more people saw it at the theaters than the box office figures show (like double or triple the number). Kids would buy tickets to “Crocodile Dundee 3” then sneak into FGF. There’s no way CD3 would have made almost $40M if not for FGF.
Wait if kids paid for a different film to go see it then that means enough people went to see it willingly aside from them to make that profit in spite of the critical mauling, AND then more people got into it over time to make it a cult classic in comparison to how many people saw it to begin with!
Oh god
It’s like South Park bigger longer and uncut all over again
Who in there right mind would willingly see this abomination of hell?
@@alexjewett7455 meee that’s who
@@alexjewett7455 stupid teenagers
"The day may come when Freddy Got Fingered is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny."
- Roger Ebert
"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels."
- also Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert was wrong about a lot of things, and that was one of them. Plus, he had shit taste.
jack squatt well, that's just your dumb opinion.
I've never understood the fascination with Roger Ebert but I genuinely lol'd at that quote.
Good ol' Ebert
8:02 “Life has given me that sentence to report to you” - Nostalgia Critic
“When the f**k is this movie going to end” - the producers right before they burst into flames
Doug's impression of Anton Chigurh is... genuinely kind of unsettling.
I think he’s using a voice filter. It sounds like it anyway.
Um, no
@@JIreland1992 I don't think it was
Doug is unsettling
@@machine-shopbilly6584 javier bardem is unsettling
I remember this movie sitting on the shelf of my videoclub years ago with a sign under it saying: "This film is so bad, you may rent it for free". I never saw such a thing again.
I'll take "things that never happened" for 500, Alex
clonecam117 The Filthy Casual still funny to imagine
And then everybody in the videoclub clapped.
But seriously, it did happen. The owner of this place gave absolutely no fucks. Probably because they had, like, 6 clients.
Whoever wrote that is a legend
I hated Tom Green, never really cared to see his talk show. And I definitely didn't want to see the movie in theaters. But then we had a promo copy in the video store I worked at, and I thought 'what the hell, let's see how bad it really is'. And I couldn't stop laughing from beginning to end. I mean, it does keep going on after what you assume is the real 'ending', but that's part of the joke (you'll see someone in the stands holding a sign pointing to that fact). I think it was brilliant. I must have watched it a dozen times since then.
Tom Green is like Canada's version of Adam Sandler: He CAN be funny, but for whatever reason, is constantly NOT funny.
wow you're right
At least Adam Sandler didn't intentionally make on the worst things humanity has ever done (that doesn't involve murder)
At least Adam Sandler's good at acting in serious roles. What serious role have you seen Tom Green do?
I’m assuming he made a movie that was funny, but he didn’t quite know _why_ it was funny. So when he went to make another movie, he accidentally included all the unfunny stuff while leaving the funny stuff out.
*That goes for them both
I was dying laughing in this vid when he pointed out that at the institute "for sexually molested children" the kids are watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That's fucking awesome. Shitty movie no doubt, but the level of wtf in that choice is awesome. Whoever thought of it, I know they must have had a great laugh thinking about it and then doing it. I certainly would have.
"You can't hurt meeee! Not with my... Cheese helmet!"
This was a constant joke with me and my friends in high school.
Same lol
Hello fellow ocarinist
I thought it was the funniest shit in middle school 😂
Lol
Omg so you were those kids
That scene with the insides being worked on is actually Tom Greens stomach when he was being operated on for his testicular cancer. It’s 100% a real surgical video.
I bet this movie has caused shitloads of cancer around the world.
26:15 :
"You saw it, didn't you?"
"I can't unsee it."
"That's why you're standing there, aren't you?"
PTSD at its best.
Xario Withoutalastname I don’t get why the scene is disturbing. And that’s probably a good thing
Dillon Ohlemiller agree, I need it explained bc I don’t get it
No Country For Old Men was SUCH a good film; easily one of the best roles from Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, and Josh Brolin
That coin toss scene was brilliant, the investigation was engaging, and the characters are interesting
I honestly have no gripes I can think of!
When he started talking about graphs my first thought was “well the chart says”
The graphs were funny. "If you'll look at these patterns, you'll see I have graphs."
Why aren’t the Chart Guys bigger memes?
Exactly
...............................................................well the chart says
Wtf when did this comment get 300+ likes
No Country for Old Critics
Peter Drew. No, Cunts For Old Critics.
Dougier Wardem
I KNOW THAT MOVIE TOO ITS LIKE WERE TWINS MAN I KNOW THAT MOVIE AND YOU DO TOO SO WE MADE COMMENTS ABOUT IT BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT MOVIE. WE ARE VERY SMART AND VIRILE PEOPLE. WE ARE VERY WORLDLY. WE ARE FILM GENIUSES. WE KNOW COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN WANNA TEAM UP FOR A WEBISODE???????????????????????
Quoting Nostalgia Critic from his Japan jack and the beanstalk review:
"Well the message of this movie is very straightforward, FEAR.
That one line perfectly encapsulates, this movie, Son of the Mask, and the Garbage Pail Kids Movie 😬
Don't forget Foodfight!
As a kid, I watched this movie with the commentary on and there are some little fun facts about some of the scenes that were pointed out in this review. According to Tom, the "my ear just popped" thing was completely improvised because his ear actually did pop in the scene from chewing gum. Also, the surgery footage that Eddie Kaye Thomas's character Freddy was watching was actually the footage of Tom's cancer surgery.
I suspect that NC needed to watch No Country for Old Men 50 times to wipe the stain of this movie from his eyeballs
Is that what the framing sketch is? I came to the comments to ask
@@PrincessNinja007 I think so
@@PrincessNinja007 yes. The most memorable scenes and lines.
Ciara.Chaya
The original DID let the store clerk live. That freak felt like what a once chivalrous Knight would be like after falling into Nihilism.
Tamara: How was the movie?
Critic: What is the movie?
Me, an intellectual: Why is the movie?
fornaxian ace reference!
No fornaxian the question is WHEN is the movie
I have one on all of you: Who is the movie?
Let's not forget WHERE is the movie...
WHY IS GAMORA?
I wish i world be been able to see the reactions of the people who received the request to make that “institute for sexually molested children” sign
Tom Green is the malfunctioning original prototype for the Paul brothers.
Actually he's the malfunction original prototype for rob schneider
Who then was a malfunctioning prototype for the Paul Brothers.
So if Tom Green set out to make such a bad movie, doesn't that mean he's technically made his own perfect film? He accomplished his goal, didn't he? He did it. He broke the scale of So Bad It's Good
Maximaker02 The answer is yes. Think about the studio head who funded the film. His/her life must be a tragedy.
But it's not good. It is horrifically, horrifically bad.
Bob Schneider That's my point. He succeeded. He won.
@@bobthebear1246 Like, generally a "bad movie made bad on purpose" is to try and hit a spot like The Room, in which there's some confort on how bad it is, in which it can be made fun of or used as an example on what not to do...
With this...there's nothing...the film was MADE TO BE BAD, AND TO BE BAD AT BEING BAD, nothing leads to nowhere, and there's only despair, but the movie WANTS that, it desires for you to hate it, and when you hate it, you realize it was able to make you feel something...not something good, but...something...
It's a pretty bad movie, made to be bad, wacky ain't it?
@@bobthebear1246 Humor is subjective. Some people love Woody Allen, I find him a bore.
"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels...The day may come when 'Freddy Got Fingered' is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny." -- Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert was wrong about a lot of things. He disliked some of the greatest films.
That doesn't mean he was wrong about this film.
I think it's funny like nostalgia said it's so disappointing it's funny and you keep going back to it
Nicolletta13 this movie is the bottom of earth it’s that bad
Nicolletta13
I think Tom Green secretly snuck into South Park's dimension, read a copy of "The Tale of Scrotie Mcboogerballs", plagiarized it, and then brought it back to our dimension hoping we would all acclaim it like the citizens of South Park did.
I feel so sorry for you.
Me too.
I apologize to ANYONE who has seen this...........movie.🤢
@@darthcinema4262 I consider this the worst comedy of all time!!!
I feel sorry for anyone that didn't enjoy this masterpiece!
@@seblasian shitpiece*
This is still the greatest middle finger movie ever made. Intentionally wasting millions of dollars that Fox gave him was the greatest bit Tom Green ever did.
Wait hang on.
Does this mean that the Critic dislikes this film more than the Garbage Pail Kids movie?
Golnax now he know how phantomstrider feels.
Honest to god it's unclear to me, I mean it seems like he viewed it on how people viewed trolls 2, so bad it's good but not sure what to say about it other than complete confusion my honest opinion this is one of the worst movies ive ever seen in my entire life because it literally does everything in its power to be so bad it's good, I get the troll humor and such but it takes it to such a degree that it's mostly very hard to watch almost makes me want to give pity to everyone involved with this movie except tom green.
I don't think so I think he'll forever stand by that
Yes, this movie is so bad it tops even garbage bail kids. Pray for the apocalypse people.
I dont think so this is less boring than garbage pale
Well, now I finally know what Freddy Got Fingered is.
And I wish I could go back to when I didn't. It was a simpler time.
imagine being around when Tom Green was popular
Nah, watch it. It's great.
It’s a good movie when you just want a weird ass good time
One of Critic's best reviews/ parodies.
Weird to think Disney now owns this movie.
wow. Doug hasn't gone on a movie induced killing spree since master of disguise
So, what was the point of parodying No Country For Old Men for this review?
Tom Green.
Doing youtube stuff before youtube was a thing.
Jackass too
Eric Andre and Tim and Eric too
Yes! This is brilliant
actually it really was in order: Tom Green, Jackass, Tim and Eric, Eric Andre (or okay Tom green and Jackass were around the same time mid to late 90s when the M in MTV stood for music
So you're saying if I go back in time and kill Tom Green, I'll prevent countless generations of stupid, moronic, pitiful humor?
Be Right Back... :)
Something I despise about this review is how half of the time Doug treats it like run-of-the-mill incompetent shit and not.... Freddy got Fingered.
Is it me or are there moments when Tamara is sitting in the chair talking to Doug she could pass as being Gal Gadot sister.
Lol what are you talking about?
I’m pretty sure the lines in the movie where “Gord” is talking about the budget for his “cartoon” it’s literally just Tom Green directly talking about how he basically threw the studio’s money in the garbage by making an intentionally bad film. The entire film reeks of a guy that was pushed into making a movie when he didn’t want to and turned the whole thing into a sarcastic response to the business side of making a movie.
Oh, like Miss March!
Exactly
Hell, just look at the cover of the DVD. It's literally just Tom doing the camera frame thing with his fingers *at* the viewer lülz
Did he really have to make the WORST GODDAMN scene in the history of the Universe!?! What did the viewers do to deserve the punishment he intended for the industry!?!
Tom Green in this movie is making Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise look like a great multiple characters actor, Adam Sandler a Oscar performance comedian in Jack and Jill, and Eddie Murphy performance as Pluto Nash a master piece......
I know was intended to be not only bad but THE WORST, still is impressive this movie was produced by 3 people, 3 people throw money to Tom Green to direct and act in this rotten egg of a movie, did they though they would get money back or something positive out of this? Is just amazing the stupidity of people in some movies or shows, but this, this is downright "I don't give a shit about my career or my life choices anymore" bad.
I literally still sing the “daddy will you like some sausage, daddy would you like some sausages”
That "Daddy would you like some sausage" scene is the perfect example of the pure, constant drug fueled randomness/madness this movie represents
This movie is about tom green making fun of how a big studio gave HIM money to make a movie with complete control so he shows how he can throw all that away.
What movie? The one in the video or the one in my backyard decomposing under a pile of firewood?
The script and story is essentially an autobiography.
Critic would you like some sausage? Critic would you like some sausage?
You mean sauce or jizz ...😎
both are good for your mouth.
69 thumbs up.
Dolan Trimp
Oh boy, German night.
*HellRay* On German night pee is an option.
I’m actually really impressed with Tamara’s acting in this one
Freddy Got Fingered is one of the most shockingly hilarious movies ever made. Tom Green is a genius.
Alright, so this is a double feature between Freddy Got Fingered and... No Country for Nostalgic Men?
the movie that broke the critic
Dylan the Cat 2 no Michel Myers Cat in the Hat and the son of the mask did that
That was Food Fight
This is like the best movie ever
@The Comic Man101 what why ? I thought it was hilarious what other movie are you gonna see a guy put on a dead deer's body and get hit by a truck
that was Garbage Pail Kids although this movie does him no favors to his mental health
This is the most insane, psychotic thing ever seen. It's gonna need some time before I stop screaming.
There is something about Rip Torn's delivery at 18:10 that has me just laughing and laughing as I keep replaying it. In this stupid, surreally stupid, feature-length exercise in trolling, it feels like a rare authentic reaction: Opening your shower door and seeing ... that.
I’m telling ya, that thumbnail is gonna haunt me.
Agreed
Which part of the thumnail, Tom Green or Critic.
Jack Mensah-Bonsu ...Yes.
Reminds me of SCP-096
@@DaCableGuy 😅😆😅😆😄
Did anybody else watch Rebel Taxi's vlog about Freddy Got Fingered where they described the scene when Tom Green screams with a gun in his mouth in front of Anthony Michael Hall as being "Nostalgia Critic-level humor"?
ToruKun1 I think both him and Phantomstrider got him to do this review. I can’t prove it, but I want to believe
Now is that a compliment or a insult? Only time could tell.
It was very obviously an insult, "This feels like a Nostalgia Critic joke, where he threatens to kill himself and that's it, suicide is the punchline?" They also shat on the Linkara movie LMFAO
Fun fact: the final pre-credits line of "I'm ok Daddy" was added to avoid an NC-17
You'd think the elephant sperm would be what pushed it over the edge
Dying children on screen trumps all else apparently
"If some philosophers believe that complete perfection is hell, then what's the opposite? What's heaven? Nothing but flaws."
Holy shit that quote goes hard.
I'm terrified of what is behind that censor bar.
Buy the movie for yourself...*trollface*
Seen it. It's not worth it
Me too
damn pc millennials missed this amazing oddity of a movie
I thought everwing dragons had no fear! Was i wrong?
26:18 Okay, I'm impressed. Tamara has some good dramatic acting skill.
Acting all around was pretty solid
I'm in post surgery recovery and im binge watching and thumbs upping a bunch of your videos. This one has got me glued to the screen!! Love all the hard work that went into this episode!
At first I thought you were going to say you were watching Freddy Got Fingered post surgery. I can't imagine watching that movie right after having surgery, omg. I'm not often a fan of censorship, but the censorship in this video is a blessing.
@Zoya Dulzura 🤣🤣 I didn't, but now I'm kinda wishing I did, lol.
Proud? Proud. My favourite line in any cinematic masterpiece.
When Rip Torn was on his death bed and was asked if he had any regrets.
".......Freddy Got Fingered, maybe."
This is what kills him between MIB 2 &3
Hand sanitizer?
Lol 😂😂
MAYBE!!!???
he actually said tom green is one of the best directors he ever worked with
what's worse:
an artist striving for success and failing spectacularly,
or one striving for failure and succeeding spectacularly?
The first one is funny and sad. The second one is Internet in a nutshell.
This movie is a masterpiece and I learn something new every single time I watch it.
Freddy Got Fingered is unironically funnier than anything NC has ever created including all his cringey movies.
Also funnier than anything by Seth Rogen
Holy shit, that was an elaborate No Country For Old Men reference
Called it!
@@GroundhogDayisAWESOME Yes you did.
The No Country for Old Men homage was fantastic
One of the best movies in existence
I turned away for 5 secs and I turn around to “daddy would you like some sausage” with sausages on strings and with a piano. This weed is mighty powerful.
James Gunn was fired for tweeting scenes like this... and This guy was given 14 million dollars to bring it to the big screen.
Gunn was fired for being a pedo.
Mr. Reality- I think it’s less about normalizing and more about taking it to such absurd levels it’s actually hilarious. It’s still distasteful and horrendous. But you can’t help admire how far they’re willing to take it and not apologize for any of it.
Glenn B He did only joke about it and he did it 10 years ago. Apparently, joking about something a decade ago and becoming a better person afterwards deserves only hate and ridicule
@Mr. Reality that makes no sense. You are here just to attack people you dont like, not to ad someting to the conversation
Mr. Reality If you really think making jokes about pedophilia is defending pedophilia, I really feel sorry for you. And by the way you’re throwing out “leftist “ and “bot” like rice cakes at a wedding... I really really REALLF feel sorry for you.
You know, Tamara is actually really good at acting.
The Crimson fucker - She could probably succeed in Hollywood.
Low key. I've been saying for years, she has straight up non-internet talent!
Good cleavage too
So is Doug especially here
She's very, very good in many ways (if you know what i mean ;) )
this is 37 minutes of "that's the joke!"
Yep
I love this movie! Been a favorite for years. It's deliberately terrible, and that is what makes it so great.
How?!?!
*..................and that is what makes it so terrible.
Being deliberately terrible doesn't make something not terrible
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit cuz Tom Green made it solely to get razzies and offend people. Whereas something like Jack and Jill is a bad movie but Sandler wasn’t trying to make it a bad movie. It’s The Room of the dark humor genre. It’s like if Trey Parker and Matt Stone decided to make a live-action movie just to offend the Twitter check marks so they would talk about it.
@@CharlemagneGuy127 every adam sandler movie is bad. There’s no such thing as a good adam sandler movie
I'm just watching this before it gets taken down by CZcams.
Yeah it probably will we all can predict that
At the very least it'll get demonitized.
HIGH QUALITY CONTENT
It's still here guys.
You're timing was very off.
You know, there is this wonderful quote of Stephan King that he said when he first saw Kubrik's adaptation of The Shining - "This is a movie made to hurt people". And it is very true for The Shining, although probably not in the way that King's meant. It has this abyssal-quality to it, that just keeps people coming back. Something beautiful, yet incomplete. Surreal, yet terrifying. And for some reason, I felt the same thing when seeing those sausages hanging on strings from the ceiling and moving in accordance with Gorde's fingers, all while he sings to his father about whether or not he would like some of the aforementioned sausage. It was horrible. It was terrifying, And it struck a chord within my soul, leaving me with a sense of helplessness like I've never felt before. So yeah, this is a movie made to hurt people. And I'm hurt. I think we all are.
A true poet.
Go in the corner and think about what you've done.
I think the one scene in Kubrick's Shining we feel that absolute, utter helpless confusion is when I think Wendy, (could be wrong), sees the man in a dog suit in the bedroom with a man in a formal suit, like wtf?
And obviously that naked beauty turned elderly and decayed is another thing but that we can chalk up maybe to the haunted hotel with a dark, manipulative past...whereas the above scene I listed....What. The. F?!
@@Heavenlyhounds96 I am not talking about a specific scene. That feeling of helplessness is one of the things that define The Shining, and every single film-making technique used in it was meant to enhance that feeling - the weird, uncomfortable, toy-like aesthetic of some rooms, the wide lense used to shot the film, the ghoulish appearance of the actors, the shots of the hallways that seem to last forever, and always leave you with this uncomfortable feeling of claustrophobia, as if their walls are closing in.
This movie achieved the same thing, but while The Shining did so with brilliant direction, this film does it with terrible, terrible writing. "The institute for sexually molested children", Gorde holding a sausage as his dick and slapping a worker with it while standing on the assembly line of a factory and screaming "ding dong", and those sausages, hanging from the wall and moving in this twisted, haunting harmony.
This scene did make me laugh, though, it was the laugh of a madman, who stared into a Lovecraftian incomprehensibility and was left no other choice. It cracked me up, but as it did, it took everything that I had inside me, and left me an empty, hollow shell.
Wisecrack on CZcams did a few days ago upload a video about how Kubrick made the Shining so damn terrifying in that helplessness sense or such.
Tom Green seems to be the prototype for Instagram "comedians" as in having the mindset of loud/shocking=funny
You realize you’re posting this comment on a Nostalgia Critic video, right?
@@usedcarsalesman6723 Fair enough, but at least the Critic has an idea of what makes something funny
DaDewd2112 Thats debate-able but to each their own
@@usedcarsalesman6723 His jokes aren't just screaming or "relatable", their are some jokes that actually took more than like 20 seconds to think of
DaDewd2112 Eh, no Doug has a TON of low effort jokes. Also Tom Green’s MO has never been about being “relatable”
Dougie would you like some sausage?
Daddy*
Well I *did* warn you! >_
PhantomStrider at least you tried strider
Yup ya said it first stride.
You did what you could :/
I couldn't see anything wrong with this movie. If you have any complaints, feel free to reach me at my padded cell.
but did he listen no, who's crazy now huh, WHO'S CRAZY NOW
For the longest time I thought this was a nightmare on elm street sequel...
Lmao
this movie is kino